When ur gf has a larger cock than u

you like traps though. big donged traps are kinda off-putting tbh

...

.

what tp said tbh

i made fun of it at first but there is something to the concept of a feminine penis

as fucking insane as it sounds

...

Hall & Oates so good.

ikr? if i ever get married i would like want mostly hall and oates at the reception

g

Hah wow look at all these old FUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i think that dude hall has a show or something

my rocker step-dad was talking about it

colbert did you really bone ghosters?

Ian, buy me Tricky Towers on Steam.

If you publicly admit that Dream Theater is better than Hall & Oates and promise not to rescind your statement at any point in the future, sure.

Who's spreading that rumor? No lol I did not

YES

hai

soto's been suggesting that like he left you two alone

a lot

sup mai waifu thread bro

Dream Theater is more artistically accomplished than Hall & Oates in every conceivable way. To state the contrary would be a shameful display of ignorance, patent lies, or inept-levels of trolling.

Oh, of course it's Soto lmao

Nah, we didn't do anything.

...

have HEADACHE
hbu?

not even extended hug awkwardness

hey ban

no headache here!

so are you like a big deal over there now?

i'm actually lurking there cause this place was dead as fuck up until 5 minutes ago

Thanks, babe.

Excellent.

Hello, Toilet Paper.

Nope

She put her hand on my shoulder for longer than usual but that may have just been to not fall over

big deal over where?

how was your day?

oh shit was he slutting it up p hard then

in the 4chan Holla Forums waifu threads

i noticed that you have been OPing there

like using their pasta and everything

flashbacks pony threads

how do you find these groups always

chemical haze

probably gonna vomit soon™

that faggot isn't me
I wanna fight him

wait what?

someones using your trip then lol

sakura or some shit

Oh today was great.

How are you ?

pretty good as well

thank you very much for asking

cupcake gave him a trip that's similar to mine
still pissed about that too

oh shit lol my bad then

i guess i can't give you shit then

I mean, if that counts...

What did you do ?

soto was describing it like he was constantly disappearing with people

yes i know

it's soto

i just like his tellings better

mmhm
I've never been there either
I heard they get extremely pissy if you use their avatars

i'm starting to get trained for my new position

by this old chinese dude

no joke it's pretty funny and i was pretty blazed today

He certainly puts a spin on them, for sure

i've tried to post there a few times

you need to raid with a crew to have any affect

when i ride dolo they just ignore me cause like not gay enough or something

without soto's stories, we would think that cons are as lame as they actually are

they are probably even more stuck up and cunty than most of the faggots here so I'm good either way.

This con was fun as fuck though, it's essentially one giant party. There was this girl that we met that was handing out candy and alcohol from a stuffed rabbit called the Party Bunny

Like come on man

A-am I stuck up?

yes

yeah they weren't feeling my "LISTEN GUYS I USED TO BE A BIG DEAL AROUND HERE I DEMAND RESPECT" steez that much

Of all the things you've called me, that one hurts the most

i guess that sounds kinda fun

who eats candy when they're getting fucked up though

are you hanging out with a bunch of ravers or something

what is it ?

the more i think about it the more it's making me want to vomit

calibrating flow meters

but a special kind

i'm learning the ancient art

ban pls be my gf

post a vid of you qqing for me

it's pretty fucked up how those survive

they're so much more cancerous than ours ever were

but post-moot Holla Forums is not as good tbh

Holla Forums was never good tho amirites

over 9000

...

Ian buy me shit too

every valentines that passes reminds me of that one special one with ban

HI LUKA

echo my love ;;

I had to stop posting on Holla Forums cause i kept getting banned

Neato

Not this again

But i'm a boy.

ladyboyfriend then

I ship it.

i get irritated with the captchas tbh

the most i post on 4chan anymore is during big brother or survivor

it's really kinda like karate kid though

people can't believe this dude is training me

cause i'm the first in awhile

wie gehts?

There are plenty of them there lol

No

No.

We hardly even know each other though.

Does he catch flies with chopsticks ?

Why not.

no.

the captcha here is way worse because it barely works half the time and it doesn't even stay for 24 hours like it says

jesus christ

like molly and glow sticks

almost

like today

he was like my philosophy in everything is

always get better

i was like right on dude

this is why i hate you

it means how goes it

yeah when i'm spamming it's pretty annoying to have to get checked every hour or so

but those 4chan checks get increasingly harder the more sloshed you get

neato

neko do you still actually hate colbert

cause you hating colbert with a passion has always come off as incredibly cute to me

it'll be more fun this way

i suppose you want this exchange to end

have a nice night ban

Colbs I just realized you've turned into a weeaboo

like just barely realized

that fb post opened my eyes

dude didn't he like buy fucking merch and shit

next thing you know colbert will have a leegu twitch streem

*gags*

No.

you can't talk to me but you can spam "no." at me?

very mature dude

That never works.

I spent all my con money on drugs, alcohol, and like one meal at a shitty overpriced family diner

Ian bought like 2 figures, a fucking nice artbook, and a new phones lmao

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

...

Echo, stop resisting Phil's love.

4chan is pretty garbage now
it was better when i was underage

honestly i just throw out the most childish aspersions i can think of and he gets super upset about it for some reason
it's pretty funny and kinda adorable

Just so you know, I'd still give you the d even if you have ovarian cysts

No

But his love gets too out of hand sometimes.

You don't like Dream Theater

Minus the glow sticks

Because I won't make an ass of myself?

...

but i am cute so it will

I have no hard feelings about dream theater.
I am not all that familiar with them actually, just a couple of songs and those that I know are alright.

Jodan jodan :3

My answer is still gonna have to be a no.

That is natural when your OTP seems unresponsive. One tries harder; unfettered emotions make their way to you.

oh man he's in too deep

hey babe

aww see that's what i thought

yeah colbert does get pretty cute when he's riled

echo

how

was

your

day

looks like I'll have to try again later

...

i want to set the record straight

when i tried to e-date echo i really liked his typing profile and i thought it would be funny for show if someone posting tyler perry dated someone posting chloe

ask echo about the time we tried to have a three way with manaka

No one believes that.

Stop.

It was alright, I've done some productive shit.

no homo

ITS THE TRUES

what kinda things?

I never actually get bent out of shape about internet people good god

Okay but I had reason to get that for Darwin because he doesn't like that kind of music and he still said it

Ask me when I'm drunk

That only works when Neru does it.

YOU WROTE HIS NAME ON YOUR DICK AND SENT HIM PICTURES

The time me and manaka were confused about what the fuck you wanted after you invited us into steam group chat drunk?

Cooking, resupplying, writing etc.

But you never talk to me anymore how am I suppose to know when you're drunk.

Neru ever does that?

there's been nights when i'll black out and have to go back and read what happened

and fucking colbert is going at me hard af

it's so cute

to my credit i was also sending dic pics to count swagala the same night

so it's kinda half gay

He probably asked for it. Just look at what he was wearing.

resupplying?

oh great mordin shows up just to bully me

Household stuff.

Yes. It freaks me out.

Who the fuck even is that?

Who was asking for it?

TP mostly

I would never actually post those picks you know, it was thanks to your own stupidity that everyone has seen them.

Swagula is an older poster, confirmed ACTUAL FEMALE

Cool girl, had some mental health issues but neat to talk to

I almost never initiate conversations with anyone, you gotta speak up

Oh, one of THOSE.

Echo.

this chick that used to post this pusheen cat and dated that dude who posted the wrestler punk

then she fell in love with me after i met them so we exchanged nudes on occasion

i have no regrets

it has been mentioned so much

ACTUAL means actual, not "female"

Just to clarify

WOW, you ACTUAL bigot.

If you dress a certain way then it's your own fault if you get dick pics with your name on it. Scandalous.

Girl (Male)?

He was posting Chloe Moretz, so I guess that counts.

Were they any good?

...

she was pretty fat but opened my eyes to fatties

yes they were good

Fat like Savannah or less so?

I am sorry; I meant to say "corpulent."

Actually all you gotta do is be underage.

I'd love to know what "dress a certain way" means because if you're hinting at me crossdressing or cosplaying that never once happened.

Just the way he loves it.

Well you asked for it.

*shrug*

Send me pictures of your cats

I was not dressed in a way that would warrant such sexual assault, though.

You were being a dick.

But that's just part of Darwin's charm

She says worse things to me.

"charm"

um like kinda savannah fat but she has huge tits

savannah was more arm flab than anything

yeah sorry about that though

it's been like what three years

and people still being it up

*shurgs*

Big ankles too.

Such as?

Sorry about what? I don't really care about it.

The "N" word.

Do you wear shorts?

Last time I sent someone a picture of my cat I forgot that my cat was sitting in my underwear drawer in the picture.

Jk, I'm not that much of a whore.

unlike someone

:^)

When there's 30C+ outside, yeah.

Talking to me makes you a whore?

If that's a veiled criticism about me, I won't hear it, and I won't respond to it.

Calm the fuck down Mordin
You swear like you're a girl irl lmao

I've seen boxers before
chill fam

If it's only to get stuff from you in the long run, yeah.

dude her ankles were not nearly as cankle as based chii

you were spamming "no." earlier

thought you might

Kidding, you're the most charming man I know.
Now buy me tricky towers.

Maybe he keeps his exotic dildo collection in his underwear drawer.

You show off so much skin... How scandalous.

I didn't swear !

Oh, so you just don't want to talk to me

Okay

No.

You are supposed to be watching a movie.

Oh nah.
All in all it was still a compliment.
Sort of.

Should be dressed as a north pole explorer at all times

I actually kinda miss the old you.

Barton Fink ?

Old?

what was

didn't that have that jew guy from that movie with george clooney where they were prisoners in the south

I do not know which.

20012-13

For fucks sake TP.

Back when Ian was straight.

What are you talking about then.

No he was just in the Grim stages.

Back when Ians sexuality wasn't flexible so he'd be more liked by people rather.

Good boy

I dont think they'd fit in a drawer

Chii is pretty adorable when she drops her spaghetti irl

Not gonna lie

what's the problem now

That is all I was told.

...

I am still the same person though

Ian never threatened to murder trannies, though.

I cry.

fucking gottem

chii got so mad

like what did she expect

she was a neet

and then a mod

also shy and fat

not sure what she expected here

i mean she dropped her pic day one when transitioning from the fur threads to the anime ones

that girl got problems lol

Oh was Neru talking

Literally the thing we just talked about.

That's kinda what I was worried about.

No, just sending me videos of colorful horses.

idk what is happen

I'm confused

You liked me but you didn't? I don't know

what was that

would you tell me if i were neru

Echo is tsun.

the neru-darwin-echo triumvirate is just..

tfw no sister meow

Imagine the threesomes. All the pastry crumbs everywhere.

How do you know he didn't think it though?

thanks guy

Then how did you know I'm suppose to be watching a movie.

Maybe I just had a different opinion of you because I was new.

The dick pic you drunk dumbass.

and you're A WHORE!!!!!!!

I might have mentioned Iwas gong to with you

Well uh... sorry? I guess? I'm just me idk

I assumed.

If he thought about it, at least he had the presence of mind to keep it to himself.

Case in point.

I got asked out by a guy at the grocery store yesterday.

Eh, I dunno man.
She seems to have a lot of problems going on but when I met her irl she was super nice and all deredere

It was adorable af

I think I scared her off though cause I was doing lines in the bathroom lmao

He didn't need to lash out because he was willing to except the change.

Neru's dick is pretty kawaii

O
So he's a liar too.

Hey me neither clearly.

vagina*

darwin is doing what i could never

living the dream

I remember this meme.

Should probs quit wearing shorts and shit.

I am NOT!!!!!!!!!!

A huge part of that is the alcoholism. I do not think Grim drinks.

If you genuinely don't think you were more closeted and cagey 4 years ago then you have a poor memory.

I think there's also the fact you were sort of the thread figurehead in a way because of your tendency to OP, especially during banwaves. Got all that mad respect. Maybe Echo liked you more as this idea of a hardened internet rebel, rather than "Ian", a slightly awkward but lovable guy.

Is Neru the new Lexi or something? lmao

Kanra, send me more of your drug-fueled escapades.

what about it

she quit threads shortly after meeting you

not related at all

it turned out haiku was actually a scene girl

who whoulda guessed

Jesus fucking Christ, don't.

meow meow meow

oh nonono

neru just leads on people like echo who are convinced he is a girl

lexi fucks everything that moves

/me shrug

I wasn't an adult with responsibilities back then

I'm not saying I'm not different than I was, but I am still essentially the same person. Maybe I was less willing to share more of myself then, but I haven't pulled an MGD and tried to become a new person

I'm done.

I had pants on though.

The few times he did drink though he got really gay.

Or maybe that was really her and she just fooled everyone.

Like, ask Soto

He's known me pretty damn well most of the time I've been posting

It was eerily similar.

those quads tho

what about my dick>?

Here or irl?

Also playing soraka, that is pretty disgusting.

Well they were clearly provocative.

I have a Soraka on my keychain, fite me nerd

fuck if i know

i just know it turned super fucking mean after stocking doxd it

...

Dropped.

I also have Gengar and Mega Gengar so

echo don't be so cheeky mate

...

I am sorry that I am not attracted to Rek'sai's void mammaries, senpai.

I've never meet him irl so I don't know about that stuff.

I looked edgy as fuck at the time.

scene girls are fucking crazy

trust

Disgusting.

Same. I was an edgy boy.

But I thought it might have happened at one of those weeb cons he has attended with the other degenerates.

...

Now I'm an edgy young adult.

oh for sure

i can't date a girl that doesn't at least listen to some good music

maybe if a scene girl also listened to some fucking childish gambino or something

I question the choices I made in life that lead me to my present situation

But I haven't played rek'sai since they ruined jungle yet again in preseason.

So you were obviously asking for it.

no shit?

you're an androgynous entity known for fucking plants and having diabetes

I am sorry that I am not attracted to undead horseman's big cock, then.

He said if things played out differently he would of let a trap suck his dick.

somehow thats not gay though

Scene girls like the same music as me though :o

Give me the template for this.

Something about not seeing the penis, I guess.

But I don't even spam hecarim that often.
I've been spamming nocturne since the season started.
The best you can do is call me edgy.

Don't be lazy, just delete/replace the content.

link some jams

But you are not.

You don't always see the penis when you're doing anal though.

Thats so much more work though.

One day he'll go into a locker room and it will become a blood bath.

I just kinda didn't open up to anyone, I have the same super sardonic sense of humor but I am more open here than I used to be

Sobo, are you watching Tanya the Evil?

That's right, I'm efficient.

That's what I did, so you're shit outta luck.

I tended to jump at any opportunity to be petty or cruel without ever committing to it.

You know, basically Tsuchi without the political bent.

why is test like a linking johnny now

He is dating a real-life girl now, though, so we cannot brand him a homosexual.

Nothing gay about wanting the visuals of period blood running through the halls.

I thought you were a NEET.

Yeah, that uh... wasn't me lol

If I was where would I get the money to pay off my lost bets

johnny never said anything worth reading

European neetbux.

Incoming just like you lol roasted

Nah I'm good.

I got better.

i donno he made me read up on datura

that shit is gnarly

also johnny is actually a published writer

poop on you

Citation needed.

What the fuck is this board and why there always a fucking thread in the velocious threads?

We talk about girls with dicks and avatar as fictional characters and play League of Legends all day.

some online journal.com

these threads are like mostly traps, guys who are too pussy to transition, like a few girls, tons of homos, one or two actual normal straight males

I've always been better ;)

Avatarfags shitposting in a giant circlejerk, pay us no mind

What is this fucking cancer holy shit.

see
am poor plz buy leeg skins and subway

Please rate.

IT'S VERY RUDE TO BULLY !!!

So you can be a sugar daddy.

ugh...

...

SAME

I don't think thats how it works.

template pls

Don't have one.

Crop it out in paint like I did.

Holy shit subtle pls go

...

Alright I'm sorry.

But Mike "Electric Fence" Pence is still going to shock all of you for being queers

POST FACE

But she actually has a vagina and bleeds and stuff.

argh

Not yours.

hi

Yes hello Oobles

Shes just MtF post op.

Suffer like I did.

luka why did you even filter me

i remember being overly nice before i blacked out last time

I can't wait for daddy Pence to shock me.

...

kinda want to tiny with echo and test and have luka lurk

rin is invited

I'm not even drinking yet.

hi

I'm going to sleep soon.
Might do a bit of capping first but that's all.

Really?

Enjoying your Friday?

dude it's almost 10

long day tmr?

Not unless I lose a lot more bets.

Yeah good point.

If I'm going to be in a voice chat it's probably going to be in a discord, though.

you people and your exclusive chats

it changes every year

kinda a turnoff for non-trend-whores

It's convenient and I play video games with all of them.

I'm never part of any voicechats because I barely even talk to anyone here anymore.

oh yeah i could see that being convenient

which is why we switched to steam

idkkk

Not particularly, but I'm usually in bed by around nowishly.

Better than nothing. :3

...

itis yasuo
my darwings are awufl

vocaroo.com/i/s0Mrw21Hhigf

i bet you wiggle a lot in bed

The hell is he holding in his other hand and why is he wearing a headband

wut

Probably.
My sheets don't stay on the bed very well anymore, so you're probably right.

...

...

yeah i gave up on fitted sheets years ago

it's always all over the place by the time i wake up

vocaroo.com/i/s0bRrSvg5pbn

Nice drawings.

I used my bed as my bookshelf for a bit.

I don't think I toss or anything, just kinda wriggle and roll around to get comfortable, probably need a softer mattress.

I require more attention

tbh i sleep on my couch more than my bed

it's cozier and recreates a woman's womb more than a bed

hi!

Hi!

vocaroo.com/i/s1r4flGSNusN

Wow.
And I thought I had issues.

I'm sorry but I'm not taking the time to respond with a Vocaroo

Nothing is going on lol

i thought about it A LOT

so elite

Hee hee ecks dee

Dunno why you'd want to.

I wanna swim in soraka

you don't need to patronize me
nice trips mine were way better

I want to go swimming in Takanashi Hikari.

sarcasm

it is something that does exist still

Wat

I'm not trying to

Dive head first.

Really, I hadn't realized.
I was under the impression that it was a myth.

In the shallow end?

I want to go swimming in Ian's red 2014 Toyota Corolla

What is this why do you have images of that pokémon licking it's balls?

@ban just for my own peace of mind

would you mind telling me who you plan on asking to be your valentine this year?

HAHA I GET IT, IT'S SARCASM

...

what is a myth

*2011

I'll live.

Its a cat ?

duh

I don't have anybody.

Rest in rip.

All of my female coworkers are married

Today's yuri releases.

mega.nz/#!Hw4SFArL!S8t3NOLb_YdCl1NDVu5R35pYA3sbolYqiXlw9kckoFk

wh-whanna be my valentine?

x2

Talk to me, man.

SO CLOSE YET SO FAR

Also what's going on this weekend?

Luckily you're gay.

all my female coworkers are literal cunts

and married

He won't

Give him a chance.

LMAO

Nothing, I'm chilling at home

Shut the fuck up Cockwork, you don't know me

Its a sad and lonely life I live.

I don't want a meme one.

I only know what I know.

what about like a low-key one

like hush hush

new

What is the deal with this character. Someone told me that I reminded them a lot of this character and I have no clue what show it is from or what they are like

Sleepover at Ian's when?

I'm at Manny's and were drinking and he just dl'd RE7
We funna get drunk and get spooked

There is a new thread

itis lees bandana
and
ekkos club thingy

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