We need to invite Pence to this place

I'm straight.

pence would just relocate us all to a camp and then we'd just shittalk irl

then we can sing songs and play games and spread aids

One of my boyfriends is trans and too much of a little bitch to give himself a testosterone shot

...

As in, trans guy?
Huh
Don't see a lot of those

so its an ftm?

straighter than you tbh.

tbh I passed out while tootbhurshing and woke up to drooling toothpaste

Sometimes I cannot discern if you are joking or not.

no joke

Stop making me worry.

do you havea toothbrush fetish

nooo why would you think that

I get spooped by noise now maybe I might start seeing stuff soon

Somebody buy Neru a Grush.

You still have a few more hours to go.

woah a ftm?

I do
It's weird

Yes

...

how long does it take for the spoopy visions

Idoubt I will be that far

I have not had those before. Odds are that you are on drugs.

I left no room for alternate interpretations.

do you think hes cute

He's definitely cute
But could probably stand to lose some weight
Like
I could too, but I'm a lot taller than him and I don't weigh as much as he does so it's less obvious that I need to lose weight

Every further detail leaves me with more disgust.

...

it does not make sense not to have fun in life

Nobody's human don't be so harsh to judge

I think sometimes it's better said than done.

...

When you stub your little toe on your skateboard and you have those few seconds before you know it's going to hurt.

...

...

...

pls notice me
and give me love

so i can sleep peacefully and happy...

nini

I identify as an anime.

delet things

sure.

...

...

Stop micronapping.

heads or tails?

/me hugs

Tails never fails.

tits.

if only i had a pair to see right now

Oof.

Leave it to me!

it was tails

...

I can't remember where I heard it from but I could always remember it.

...

How big can tits get and still be considered small

. . .

depends on the man. how about showing yours so we can tell you?

Nah, he's one

Mine are def still small I'm just wondering in case they don't stay that way

now send me them irl so i can truly appreciate them

cute. just done go too big to be like some sort of monster, if you dont wanna look like a model then don't?

I wish I could send you some over to wherever you live.

even just some fine ass like so and so. don't live in the middle of nowhere, it sucks

well if you can get some living around people, you've got it made. I live around 30,000 people and another 50,000+ in the next 15 miles and I couldn't get decent pussy if I had one.

between my legs*

tfw you miss an enetire mnyion waybne

Revy please, I need this

rip dude

I don't get this joke

youare not the sharpest tool in the shed

That's because I'm not a tool.

...

YunYuns

Excuse me?

ikt!

Anonymous American!

ikt!

best reaction i've had yet. :3 hi

Other Anonymous American!

Hi! :3 Who are you?

i dont know im kind of hetero

an anonymous space cowboy who likesunohomo

Hi beep boop

if u did you did some research you wouldve known who i was

You underestimate my lazy!

where the fuck would anyone research

who's going to read archives besides Luka

how much longer can you be lazy

you just had to click my special number and scroll up?

Forever!

yea but the better question is WHO CARES!!!

hii :3
how are things

wat

i do that too!

yea but youre being mean so im going to eat to distract myself

I'm watching the best hentai.

Yay let's NEET together

no. u have life things to do

But I wanna do NEET things.

i just want to hurry up and get a gaming PC mailed in so i can stop distracting my free time with useless videos and successfully be unsociable more often

link? for uh science

KNSB4

moderate!

but no megumin

...

made me laugh

at least I'm good for something.

that is not a hentai!!

oh lawd what it do
I'm gonna play gaymes all day errday

comedians are often depressed people but i was very sad when Robin Williams did himself over like that after the Parkinson disease diagnosis :(

Correct. And yeah it's sad. I'm super comedic so that pretty much tells my state of mind.

why must those who understand smiles best fail to achieve them on a personal level so thoroughly

i think comedy is a good way of coping. a nice escape from reality.

certainly

Really put out that I haven't been gassed to death yet.

Megumin all the way.

It depends on the viewer :^)

yah but did you get any gud caps

I don't cap!

yah but will there be any gud caps

pervert

this

yeh

idk *pat*

show me your ways

Man I really need to get a good keyboard again

hi

tfw no pet bird

€50

you wish

€80

but €50 is like a million pounds

Tokai for Minister BZ AND Economy

Gonna waste my day doing more Watch Doggies 2 again :3c

120 eur for the full sized ansi

whats it like being an ultimate hacker

Yes hello belgium, new minister here.
Just wanna say, go fuck yourself with a waffle.

fuck all taxes, taxes are for those who are broke.
godamn commies, fuck the euro too.
get rid of it, we all pay in Hertog Jan pilsener now.

Ikt for Minister BZ AND Economy

A golden age of technological progress.

Of 3DPD waifus

Maybe humanity will go to a place it shouldn't go. Filled with isolation and self-relishment.

salut

I mean, were I not broke I'd buy another Filco
I hate tenkeyless anyway.

NExit

well then

but the germans would be so mad though
we can't mess with those people

Why worry when you have Britain and Murrica? ANGLES!!!!!!!
Also if LaPen wins in France

Anyone seen Erio?

yeah but
i'm still poor

so get sniping on ebay with your pocket change

He's on steam/skype from time to time. Doesn't seem to post a whole lot though
gnight

Cool.

...

Nah
I'll just wait until the far off future of money and buy something good and fresh

theres no such thing as something good and fresh

what

cherry switches are shit, alps arent made anymore, modern buckling springs are made to a lower standard, topre are glorified rubberdomes

Free speech is dead

WELCOME TO THE BOY CAULDRON!

pls

try something other than cherry, and while youll appreciate theyre better than any rubber dome, theyre nowhere near as good as other switch types

*sticker*

lewd

Well alright then, we'll join the anglo-franco pact.

Stfu.

I will always be lewd, qt.
Always.

Are e-readers any good?

Just a reminder, Tails isn't his name.

It's Miles Prower.

God bless proterstant union

lol, you not gonna leave for 6 months now faggot

we need to go lewder

Oh yeah?

just get a hardcover

what's sonic's name

but the frogs are pedo catholics

Yes

Let's all spit in the mouth of the poster below this post.

Sonic the Hedgehog

H-hard?!

Do you have one?

but why does he get that weird name then

..yes

and put them on a shelve.

I'll put on on your shelf.

My parents do, an amazon kindle, even the cheapest version is kinda expensive for an e-reader

I don't know if I want to get one because of what people say about reading comprehension.

I don't care too much over physicality.

b-but mine's full.

..what do people say about reading comprehension?

though that's only 1/4 of my shelves

Miles and Amy are the weird ones out who have actual names.

You're less likely to remember or comprehend events on an e reader as you don't have tactile feedback and I guess a sense of location by looking at pages.

weird though, nintendo is probably more consistent with names

good morning 8channel

Go back to bed.

...

...

buy i just woke up... thats silly.

mff u geh breh

Not lewd enough?

nah.

>Not Cream

yarly

I-I-I don't just get it sucked with another d-dude just so I c-can feel his p-penis with mine.

you raise a valid point.
kinda wanna play stuff like chao garden again now

oh, is that all? my bad... i take it back

dual wielding coffee and tea... come at me bro
bossmode lvl 20, max hp

watch your tummy

we good breh

mmmm
love it when threads stop updating for no reason

kek

...and i love it when threads update slowly so i have time to check social networks, the weather, email and start breakfast without missing a post

but it might rumble

that dog looks pissed...

Casuals, the lot of ya.

sounds comfy

ima rectify this with breakfast...

jealous of one of the two

...but its deathwish coffee brewed with espresso through a french press.

now what?

You still aren't double clutched if you have tea in the other hand, bwaka.

youre a strange man mff....

quality over quantity bakayaro

Goood job
whats for brekkie?

I feel the need.
THE NEED TO FEAST AND SEED

I lost my mind long ago. But as they always say, nobody cares and nobody cares that nobody cares.

they say its the strongest coffee in the world... but it isnt the strongest coffee in the world

deathwishcoffee.com/

What is the world's strongest coffee?

its a tossup... ive some african and central american coffees that were much stronger

nope

...youre right

I dont care when you lost youre mind, only that you have

fuck some sense into me, qt

...useless factoid:

did you know its a geographic impossibility to naturally grow coffee in areas that arent both tropical and volcanic?

post dick

... I'm camera shy. .///.

gay

even more useless:

the strength off coffee has nothing to do with the bean selected. it has more to do with the roasting and brewing method... KNOWLEDGE

Not as gay as you, baka.

yo

eh, i could be gayer

useful factoid:
the best method for brewing the strongest coffee is actually a cold brew method which yields a 4oz to 100-120mg caffeine per dose

Hello cumdumpster

Mother of god.

go

B-b-but I like my coffee hot!
And then get colder...

the method is to brew cold and drink cold or warm it up

one can always go gayer tbh

£30 for 2 pounds of coffee?
Yeah, no, I'll stick with my cheap offbrand shit.

Gross

Gay my shit up, fam

its bitter and strong... 3 times stronger than espresso.

Why do you keep calling me that?

no

Why do you keep calling me that?

no

i.4cdn.org/f/whatcouldthisbeIwonder.swf

I like to bully you.

I don't like bitter stuff. ;w;

well okay you can stay.
but what do you do

o no Holla Forums, not this time...

Oh fuck I want to pull my eyes out

try washing it with this
i.4cdn.org/f/アニキでGO!!!.swf

...im sorry i was confused because you seem to enjoy the taste of semen

...

how does obtain?

Mine's pretty salty sweet, last time I checked.

N-not that I ch-checked or anything...

wat

No, I like to make OTHERS enjoy the taste of semen, primarily mine.

They;re actually slaneeshi demons

i.4cdn.org/f/faggot_dog.swf
wat

ebay.com/bhp/caffeine-pills
???

ebay.com/bhp/caffeine-powder
????????????????????

but why

i do what I want

what do you want

*shrug*
I don't really put much thought into my actions.

Maybe because I equate your name to slutty cat girls.

...

That powder must taste like shit.

Who the fuck needs pure, refined caffeine powder?

Why not just buy cocaine?

can you imagine death by caffeine overdose?

that

i mean... you can buy draino
and you CAN drink it

you shouldnt, but you CAN

You would die of water intoxication well before you died of caffeine overdose, when drinking coffee.

This just cuts out that middle man telling you to stop drinking.

what's your favourite smoothie?
thinking of making this one

... you own the Natural Harvest cookbook, don't you?

but potential lethal dose in 1tsp?

mixed into one beverage... srsly effd up way to go

...

...

I'm dying

money

pervert
I'm not a slutty catgirl

I already have enough questionable books tbh

I am quite perverted, sorry.
Won't happen again. ;w;

what would you need money for

brb jerking off into my smoothie mix

Don't worry about it

living

Can I bully you?

I have a crush on Satania.

boooooring

I want to go swimming in Hikari.

I WAS BORN TO WORRY

If you think you can :3

drugs and vidya too

it'll be k

I want to go swimming in Megumin.

Specist.

b-b-b-boring

what do you use it for then?

...

Well I'm bigger than you so I'm pretty sure I can.

anime figurines and dragon dildos

clothes

I want to play dodgeball with Kanna.

no bully the kanna

IS THAT A CHALLENGE?

Of course not, but I might bully forehead-chan to make get a chance to talk to Kanna.

I would pat Kanna-chan.

I would be a completely obedient servant to Kanna-sama.

...

But would you pat her?

...

I mean.
Obviously.

Kind of comes with being her obedient servant, no?

*pat*

Wah

larger foes do not intimidate me

that's extremely gay

so is that

not all clothes are gay

Girl clothes.

...

...

Girls are putrid.

I make a habit of not trusting the opinions of fags.

Just take it in the pooper already.
You'll like it, honestly.

I am a heterosexual.

Probably not.

Male dogs count too.

I can fuck female dogs too.

My size is meant to arouse you

Time for a lot of sneezing and a nap. -w-

Dead thread.
Dead community.

help my missionary German niece is coming over tomorrow

how do I deal with Germans

Don't let her use the stove.

Constantly make Hitler jokes.

but nazi jokes are outdated

I've arrived.

make cuck jokes

but you're here already

what a waste

who is it of us thats currently in the process of leaving the EU again?

turkey

pfft

...

Would you pat this?

I'd pat this.

id pat your cock head

I want to go patting in Satania

Man, why does every shooter have to have some crazy tribal fuck?

Pat me back to sleep.

It's 10am, normal people are awake at 10am.

*pat*

Normal people can BLOW IT OUT THEIR ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Blow what out my ass?

Gar was never clear on that.

*pats harder*

That woke me up.

You're GarEE 2.0, you finish it.

But, Darwin.

Are you!!!!
NOT!!!!!!!
GAY!!!!!!!!!!!??????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????????????!11111111111111111111///////////////////////?

Is this because I insulted your sister?

I have NEVER looked at another man that way, you OSTRICH-FUCKING SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay now brush your teeth.

...

It was not even an insult. You have described her as noisy.

After bwakafeast.

Just eat toofpast

You called her a monster.

...

...

Am I wrong?

I am beginning to think Neru does that deliberately.

Well, no... But I'm the only one allowed to be mean to her.

Shes hungry and blue or white things look tasty.

I got a drink at the story last night just because it was blue.

Very well. Send her my apologies.

You ever try aqua velvas?

I have not.

Good, because you should not be drinking alcohol. You are too young.

[internalized oppression]

...

Oh, man, she is just like you.

LoL I forgot I still had Darwin filtered.

I'll just drink root beer in a bottle when everyone else drinks and pretend i'm older.

Are you afraid that you will become too flirtatious under the influence?

aren't you like, 12?

thats why darwin dumped them. too old

No i'm pretty sure thats exactly what would happen.

Sure.

It's almost like we're family or something.

...

It was my hope that she had come out normal.

How many times has it happened before irl?

Never.

I've only punched people while drunk IRL.

I'm normal

You are so violent.

Yeah, a normal person could at least do it right.

I want to go swimming in Hikari.

...

...

They shouldn't of tried to shove shit in my ass.

Sexual urges are normal.

Hi, mommy.

hi

How're you today?

Redheads are ugly, though.

They were just expressing a healthy sexual curiosity!

...

Terrible opinion

Hitting someone could also be called expressing sexual curiosity.

i am very cold

UR UGLY

Wanna fight me?

TvP only.

Society just has to put all these hideous labels on our acts, like "rape" and "assault." UGH.

Are you one?

Redheads = #1

what do you do when weener is stiffy

let's go.

...

No osu!

It it really a fight if you're just going to cyclone spam vs Protoss?

Red heads are shit.
Brown fur is bae.

i made thing

They changed the Cyclones a few patches ago. The lockdown active only works against air units now, and it is SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why split them into different things? Just turn your assault into a rape.

DotA 2

I would rather just let you win.

Nignogs need to be charged with at least two crimes, or else we are just wasting the taxpayers' money.

I'm the best

Licky please stop.

Not good enough to get the 100%.

Whoa. We should not say things we will regret later.

Okay i'll take a nap instead

tuck me in

nana

Even though it is almost afternoon.

I got up at 5am though

na na

don't make me have to make you filter me!

...

Mandy?

...

nah. just the village (thread) idiot.

i use to be then my hair darkened.

...

Misanthropy is justified.

yyyyyep.

Did you rq?

Post hair.

n-no I'm not posting a picture of myself in thread.

Somewhere else.

I'm off to work.
Later people.

What about on discord. 🤔

wow perpetuating rape culture you cunt

Later

Try not to die

i'm off to work now, too, so maybe later
buhbye

All hail the patriarchy.

Is it okay to execute my son's wife because she's muslim?
he brought shame on our prestigious dynasty

Farewell.

THIS IS YOUR FINAL BETRAYAL

see

Nah. Just deport her.

NO!!!!!!!

uhm he's the betrayer

but it's the year 1066

Betraying allah is the worst crime you can commit!!!

Wow you shitlord it is CURRENT YEAR

I need me an english language quran. for....... er study

...

but we're all catholic normans
except that berber whore

then where are the flying cars huh

Gerroutta mah cuntree

in Sicily

In my ECO server, owning a Quran will be punishable with a one-way trip to the gas chambers, ecosystem be damned.

Is this a good law to put into effect, guys??

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

if that's constitutional that's great.

go play then

When that brownie kicks in

Naw, far too obsessed with foorball manager. Just made AC Milan great again.

that works too

Bwahahaha

...

wew

vocaroo.com/i/s0furI1rUTEy

...

...

why would you interrupt my video on the history of beds and mattresses for that shit?

...

You always have me.

...

...

M-...
More like this please...

...

Set the alarms to DefFag 1

i miss liking anime tbh

I'll try.

I fucking shat myself

...

nice

Disgusting.

v

Be nice.

Find some better shit then.