We need to invite Pence to this place.
Let him do God's work.
We need to invite Pence to this place
We need to invite Pence to this place.
We'd have like zero posters left but still.
Oh boy all my friends talked their shit out and I got to give a t shot for an audience
Are you saying people can't post here if they're straight?
I'm saying no hetero person posts here.
pence would just relocate us all to a camp and then we'd just shittalk irl
then we can sing songs and play games and spread aids
One of my boyfriends is trans and too much of a little bitch to give himself a testosterone shot
As in, trans guy?
Don't see a lot of those
so its an ftm?
straighter than you tbh.
tbh I passed out while tootbhurshing and woke up to drooling toothpaste
Sometimes I cannot discern if you are joking or not.
Stop making me worry.
do you havea toothbrush fetish
nooo why would you think that
I get spooped by noise now maybe I might start seeing stuff soon
Somebody buy Neru a Grush.
You still have a few more hours to go.
woah a ftm?
how long does it take for the spoopy visions
Idoubt I will be that far
I have not had those before. Odds are that you are on drugs.
I left no room for alternate interpretations.
do you think hes cute
He's definitely cute
But could probably stand to lose some weight
I could too, but I'm a lot taller than him and I don't weigh as much as he does so it's less obvious that I need to lose weight
Every further detail leaves me with more disgust.
it does not make sense not to have fun in life
Nobody's human don't be so harsh to judge
I think sometimes it's better said than done.
When you stub your little toe on your skateboard and you have those few seconds before you know it's going to hurt.
pls notice me
and give me love
so i can sleep peacefully and happy...
I identify as an anime.
heads or tails?
Tails never fails.
if only i had a pair to see right now
Leave it to me!
it was tails
I can't remember where I heard it from but I could always remember it.
How big can tits get and still be considered small
. . .
depends on the man. how about showing yours so we can tell you?
Nah, he's one
Mine are def still small I'm just wondering in case they don't stay that way
now send me them irl so i can truly appreciate them
cute. just done go too big to be like some sort of monster, if you dont wanna look like a model then don't?
I wish I could send you some over to wherever you live.
even just some fine ass like so and so. don't live in the middle of nowhere, it sucks
well if you can get some living around people, you've got it made. I live around 30,000 people and another 50,000+ in the next 15 miles and I couldn't get decent pussy if I had one.
between my legs*
tfw you miss an enetire mnyion waybne
Revy please, I need this
I don't get this joke
youare not the sharpest tool in the shed
That's because I'm not a tool.
best reaction i've had yet. :3 hi
Other Anonymous American!
Hi! :3 Who are you?
i dont know im kind of hetero
an anonymous space cowboy who likesunohomo
Hi beep boop
if u did you did some research you wouldve known who i was
You underestimate my lazy!
where the fuck would anyone research
who's going to read archives besides Luka
how much longer can you be lazy
you just had to click my special number and scroll up?
yea but the better question is WHO CARES!!!
how are things
i do that too!
yea but youre being mean so im going to eat to distract myself
I'm watching the best hentai.
Yay let's NEET together
no. u have life things to do
But I wanna do NEET things.
i just want to hurry up and get a gaming PC mailed in so i can stop distracting my free time with useless videos and successfully be unsociable more often
link? for uh science
but no megumin
made me laugh
at least I'm good for something.
that is not a hentai!!
oh lawd what it do
I'm gonna play gaymes all day errday
comedians are often depressed people but i was very sad when Robin Williams did himself over like that after the Parkinson disease diagnosis :(
Correct. And yeah it's sad. I'm super comedic so that pretty much tells my state of mind.
why must those who understand smiles best fail to achieve them on a personal level so thoroughly
i think comedy is a good way of coping. a nice escape from reality.
Really put out that I haven't been gassed to death yet.
Megumin all the way.
It depends on the viewer :^)
yah but did you get any gud caps
I don't cap!
yah but will there be any gud caps
show me your ways
tfw keyboard ghosting hard
Man I really need to get a good keyboard again
tfw no pet bird
but €50 is like a million pounds
Tokai for Minister BZ AND Economy
Gonna waste my day doing more Watch Doggies 2 again :3c
120 eur for the full sized ansi
whats it like being an ultimate hacker
Yes hello belgium, new minister here.
Just wanna say, go fuck yourself with a waffle.
fuck all taxes, taxes are for those who are broke.
godamn commies, fuck the euro too.
get rid of it, we all pay in Hertog Jan pilsener now.
Ikt for Minister BZ AND Economy
A golden age of technological progress.
Of 3DPD waifus
Maybe humanity will go to a place it shouldn't go. Filled with isolation and self-relishment.
I mean, were I not broke I'd buy another Filco
I hate tenkeyless anyway.
but the germans would be so mad though
we can't mess with those people
Why worry when you have Britain and Murrica? ANGLES!!!!!!!
Also if LaPen wins in France
Anyone seen Erio?
i'm still poor
so get sniping on ebay with your pocket change
He's on steam/skype from time to time. Doesn't seem to post a whole lot though
El Jeffe on that Trump politicz
I'll just wait until the far off future of money and buy something good and fresh
theres no such thing as something good and fresh
cherry switches are shit, alps arent made anymore, modern buckling springs are made to a lower standard, topre are glorified rubberdomes
Free speech is dead
WELCOME TO THE BOY CAULDRON!
cherry switches are shit
try something other than cherry, and while youll appreciate theyre better than any rubber dome, theyre nowhere near as good as other switch types
Well alright then, we'll join the anglo-franco pact.
I will always be lewd, qt.
Are e-readers any good?
Just a reminder, Tails isn't his name.
It's Miles Prower.
God bless proterstant union
lol, you not gonna leave for 6 months now faggot
we need to go lewder
just get a hardcover
what's sonic's name
but the frogs are pedo catholics
Let's all spit in the mouth of the poster below this post.
Sonic the Hedgehog
Do you have one?
but why does he get that weird name then
and put them on a shelve.
I'll put on on your shelf.
My parents do, an amazon kindle, even the cheapest version is kinda expensive for an e-reader
I don't know if I want to get one because of what people say about reading comprehension.
I don't care too much over physicality.
b-but mine's full.
..what do people say about reading comprehension?
though that's only 1/4 of my shelves
Miles and Amy are the weird ones out who have actual names.
You're less likely to remember or comprehend events on an e reader as you don't have tactile feedback and I guess a sense of location by looking at pages.
tfw had a kid crush on amy
weird though, nintendo is probably more consistent with names
good morning 8channel
Go back to bed.
buy i just woke up... thats silly.
mff u geh breh
Not lewd enough?
I-I-I don't just get it sucked with another d-dude just so I c-can feel his p-penis with mine.
you raise a valid point.
kinda wanna play stuff like chao garden again now
oh, is that all? my bad... i take it back
dual wielding coffee and tea... come at me bro
bossmode lvl 20, max hp
watch your tummy
we good breh
love it when threads stop updating for no reason
...and i love it when threads update slowly so i have time to check social networks, the weather, email and start breakfast without missing a post
but it might rumble
that dog looks pissed...
Not double clutching espressos
Casuals, the lot of ya.
ima rectify this with breakfast...
jealous of one of the two
...but its deathwish coffee brewed with espresso through a french press.
You still aren't double clutched if you have tea in the other hand, bwaka.
youre a strange man mff....
quality over quantity bakayaro
whats for brekkie?
I feel the need.
THE NEED TO FEAST AND SEED
I lost my mind long ago. But as they always say, nobody cares and nobody cares that nobody cares.
they say its the strongest coffee in the world... but it isnt the strongest coffee in the world
What is the world's strongest coffee?
its a tossup... ive some african and central american coffees that were much stronger
I dont care when you lost youre mind, only that you have
fuck some sense into me, qt
did you know its a geographic impossibility to naturally grow coffee in areas that arent both tropical and volcanic?
... I'm camera shy. .///.
even more useless:
the strength off coffee has nothing to do with the bean selected. it has more to do with the roasting and brewing method... KNOWLEDGE
Not as gay as you, baka.
eh, i could be gayer
the best method for brewing the strongest coffee is actually a cold brew method which yields a 4oz to 100-120mg caffeine per dose
Mother of god.
B-b-but I like my coffee hot!
And then get colder...
the method is to brew cold and drink cold or warm it up
one can always go gayer tbh
£30 for 2 pounds of coffee?
Yeah, no, I'll stick with my cheap offbrand shit.
Gay my shit up, fam
its bitter and strong... 3 times stronger than espresso.
Why do you keep calling me that?
Why do you keep calling me that?
I like to bully you.
I don't like bitter stuff. ;w;
well okay you can stay.
but what do you do
o no Holla Forums, not this time...
Oh fuck I want to pull my eyes out
try washing it with this
...im sorry i was confused because you seem to enjoy the taste of semen
drinking coffee at all
not just ingesting pure caffeine
how does obtain?
taste of semen
Mine's pretty salty sweet, last time I checked.
N-not that I ch-checked or anything...
big muscular men
not even benching two plates
No, I like to make OTHERS enjoy the taste of semen, primarily mine.
They;re actually slaneeshi demons
i do what I want
when you're out of salt for your eggs so you just use cum instead
what do you want
I don't really put much thought into my actions.
Maybe because I equate your name to slutty cat girls.
1tsp = 100 cups of coffee
ermagerd ma hert
Drinking coffee just to get caffeine
That powder must taste like shit.
Who the fuck needs pure, refined caffeine powder?
Why not just buy cocaine?
can you imagine death by caffeine overdose?
i mean... you can buy draino
and you CAN drink it
you shouldnt, but you CAN
You would die of water intoxication well before you died of caffeine overdose, when drinking coffee.
This just cuts out that middle man telling you to stop drinking.
what's your favourite smoothie?
thinking of making this one
... you own the Natural Harvest cookbook, don't you?
but potential lethal dose in 1tsp?
mixed into one beverage... srsly effd up way to go
does not use animal protein
tfw damn cookbook ignores phylogeny
just drink the damn semen
we want you to
do et fgt
I'm not a slutty catgirl
I already have enough questionable books tbh
I am quite perverted, sorry.
Won't happen again. ;w;
what would you need money for
brb jerking off into my smoothie mix
Don't worry about it
Can I bully you?
I have a crush on Satania.
I want to go swimming in Hikari.
I WAS BORN TO WORRY
If you think you can :3
drugs and vidya too
it'll be k
I want to go swimming in Megumin.
what do you use it for then?
Well I'm bigger than you so I'm pretty sure I can.
anime figurines and dragon dildos
I want to play dodgeball with Kanna.
no bully the kanna
IS THAT A CHALLENGE?
Of course not, but I might bully forehead-chan to make get a chance to talk to Kanna.
I would pat Kanna-chan.
I would be a completely obedient servant to Kanna-sama.
Kanna will never command you to endlessly give her head pats
But would you pat her?
YWN be bludgeoned to death by Kanna with a dodge ball
Kind of comes with being her obedient servant, no?
larger foes do not intimidate me
that's extremely gay
so is that
not all clothes are gay
Girls are putrid.
I make a habit of not trusting the opinions of fags.
Just take it in the pooper already.
You'll like it, honestly.
I am a heterosexual.
Male dogs count too.
I can fuck female dogs too.
My size is meant to arouse you
Time for a lot of sneezing and a nap. -w-
help my missionary German niece is coming over tomorrow
how do I deal with Germans
Don't let her use the stove.
Constantly make Hitler jokes.
but nazi jokes are outdated
make cuck jokes
but you're here already
what a waste
who is it of us thats currently in the process of leaving the EU again?
Would you pat this?
I'd pat this.
id pat your cock head
I want to go patting in Satania
Man, why does every shooter have to have some crazy tribal fuck?
Pat me back to sleep.
It's 10am, normal people are awake at 10am.
Normal people can BLOW IT OUT THEIR ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Blow what out my ass?
Gar was never clear on that.
That woke me up.
You're GarEE 2.0, you finish it.
Is this because I insulted your sister?
I have NEVER looked at another man that way, you OSTRICH-FUCKING SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Okay now brush your teeth.
It was not even an insult. You have described her as noisy.
Just eat toofpast
You called her a monster.
Am I wrong?
I am beginning to think Neru does that deliberately.
Well, no... But I'm the only one allowed to be mean to her.
Shes hungry and blue or white things look tasty.
I got a drink at the story last night just because it was blue.
Very well. Send her my apologies.
You ever try aqua velvas?
I have not.
Good, because you should not be drinking alcohol. You are too young.
Darshan says sorry
My bf (best friend) who called you a monster
Oh, man, she is just like you.
LoL I forgot I still had Darwin filtered.
I'll just drink root beer in a bottle when everyone else drinks and pretend i'm older.
Are you afraid that you will become too flirtatious under the influence?
aren't you like, 12?
thats why darwin dumped them. too old
No i'm pretty sure thats exactly what would happen.
It's almost like we're family or something.
It was my hope that she had come out normal.
How many times has it happened before irl?
I've only punched people while drunk IRL.
I want to swim in Satania
You are so violent.
Yeah, a normal person could at least do it right.
I want to go swimming in Hikari.
They shouldn't of tried to shove shit in my ass.
Sexual urges are normal.
How're you today?
Redheads are ugly, though.
They were just expressing a healthy sexual curiosity!
Hitting someone could also be called expressing sexual curiosity.
i am very cold
Wanna fight me?
Society just has to put all these hideous labels on our acts, like "rape" and "assault." UGH.
Are you one?
Redheads = #1
what do you do when weener is stiffy
It it really a fight if you're just going to cyclone spam vs Protoss?
Red heads are shit.
Brown fur is bae.
i made thing
They changed the Cyclones a few patches ago. The lockdown active only works against air units now, and it is SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why split them into different things? Just turn your assault into a rape.
I would rather just let you win.
Nignogs need to be charged with at least two crimes, or else we are just wasting the taxpayers' money.
I'm the best
Licky please stop.
Not good enough to get the 100%.
Whoa. We should not say things we will regret later.
Okay i'll take a nap instead
tuck me in
Even though it is almost afternoon.
I got up at 5am though
don't make me have to make you filter me!
osu! in 2017
nah. just the village (thread) idiot.
i use to be then my hair darkened.
Misanthropy is justified.
Did you rq?
n-no I'm not posting a picture of myself in thread.
I'm off to work.
What about on discord. 🤔
wow perpetuating rape culture you cunt
Try not to die
i'm off to work now, too, so maybe later
All hail the patriarchy.
Is it okay to execute my son's wife because she's muslim?
he brought shame on our prestigious dynasty
THIS IS YOUR FINAL BETRAYAL
Nah. Just deport her.
uhm he's the betrayer
but it's the year 1066
Betraying allah is the worst crime you can commit!!!
Wow you shitlord it is CURRENT YEAR
I need me an english language quran. for....... er study
but we're all catholic normans
except that berber whore
then where are the flying cars huh
Gerroutta mah cuntree
In my ECO server, owning a Quran will be punishable with a one-way trip to the gas chambers, ecosystem be damned.
Is this a good law to put into effect, guys??
i miss TW:medieval 2
if that's constitutional that's great.
go play then
When that brownie kicks in
Naw, far too obsessed with foorball manager. Just made AC Milan great again.
that works too
why would you interrupt my video on the history of beds and mattresses for that shit?
You always have me.
More like this please...
Set the alarms to DefFag 1
i miss liking anime tbh
I fucking shat myself
Find some better shit then.