Pure Transhumanist Bread

VeLo rate my lunch

r u going to eat the fish 2?

Subtle are you going to the MCM orgy at the LAGC?
Might as well join in

Fish are friends

Not food

Unless its Halibut, Unagi, Toro, or Albacore
Then fuck yeah that's food

This is why Zavied is basically the best character in Zestiria and Bestiria.

What if it's an american swedish fish? :^)

Here's the version that makes him truly best.

Man Fish triggers me on so many levels

Swedish Fish are the grossest gummy candy you can ever have, not even DOTS are that bad

And Fish as a person irl is the grossest tranny I've ever seen

Its just like why do you do this to me fam?

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I.. don't know anything about that

i didnt hear about it,
and>>1624955
sweedish fish aren't very good but they are underrated

Its shit.

the candy is not that bad

wrong name son, it really isnt that difficult

You're shit.

Magilou's song completely embodies her.
It's amazing.

It felt obligatory because they got no mention in your post.

and to be honest I think ur missing some food groups

Swedish Fish candies are the same as those shitty "Dots" that you used to hate getting on Halloween.

They just taste like plastic.

I want to go swimming in darwin's old man hair.

belive me i know

pussy u mean?

They aren't chewy enough and are all like gross ass cherry or strawberry flavored

Just dont embarrass me in front of all the other seagulls
I already have to deal enough with Isla

YOU MAKE ME WANT TO VOMIT.jpg

I am glad I am not the only one believing this.

Thick slices of tomato like that are fucking disgusting

I can't event ell what that white shit is

It looks like you just dropped some plain balsamic onto it

2/10 see me after class

You make Darwin sound like he looks like Steve Bannon.

sometimes you can find them without the crush on the outside. they are better then

At least swedish fish aren't Thrills.

But the only person in this thread besides myself who might know what that is is Spoilers.

You are probably more likely to embarrass yourself fam..

they are marshmallows

They talk about "AL" in that thread, what's that?

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I didn't have a mental image of him before.

But now it's this.

Did he keep trying to steal your One Ring?

its like

DOTs are shit too
but the yellow and green ones are aight

Swedish fish is just all red

Goddamn it Rin
Quit agitating my autism before I post Hikari again

its bad

BUT MUH SPINACH, TOMATOES, MOZZARELLA AND EXTRA VIRGIN OLIVE OIL/BALSAMIC VINEGRETTE WITH A DASH OF PEPPER THO

ITS GOOD

Yes, Master, sorry, Master.

who dat is

Cut up string cheese sticks.

fuck mozzarella

I'm gonna run to the store, see you fucks on the flip side.

What the fuck man

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Ifeell lyk bed 4real

You just wanted an excuse to use that gif, didn't you?

Death.

pretty obvious what the answer to that is lol

I ship ghostie and fish

NO SLEEP

'til Brooklyn.

for fucks sake its not a god damn draw is it?

No, I use it a bunch anyway.

I'm actually getting ready and running to the store, because I'm craving things that I can have for once.

Ghostie at least looks human.

great i was going to make a united states supreme court joke but someone fucked itup

Rip, I hadn't seen you use it and made a FOOL of myself

What?

I have to explain who the autistic ladyboy is to other tripfags
Luckily I managed to leave ghostie and Ian alone and got to go have fun in another room with drugs and these two white lolis :3

Are you sure about that?

On /cgl/ I'm a completely different person
I'm actually a nice guy

I like my shit THICC just like my women and French fries

Also its EVOO and balsamic vinegrette
Oh and pieces of mozzarella I chopped up

like cigarettes?

He still looks like Down Syndrome incarnate.

I start with shower

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i find it unlikely children burn the house down waiting for cheap thrills l:[

gottem

NIGGA YOU ALREADY KNOW

ITS LIT

a loli tomboy who turns into a WOMAN

Thanks you bby ^W^

He's literally an ogre.

Use like whole cherry tomatoes or something, regular ass tomatoes in salads are awful, especially when they're that big.

See I'd say you need more olive oil relative to balsamic but on something that simple that might not actually be the case.

this is of course all personal taste but fuk u my taste is objectively correct

I should've renamed it.

Oh man I forgot about that

Pretty big over exaggeration.

He just looks like a little Nezi on HRT

LMFAO WHO THE FUCK VOTED FOR FISH

JESUS GODDAMN CHRIST

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probablt your mother

I looked right after it got posted and it was like 0-4 to fish

Just saying

when will tsuchi finally die from a meth overdose

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Darwin, apparently.

When his legs give out.

Agreed but that's still not a good thing.

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>Echo will never smear jam on his arm to write your name as a sign of stalker like obsession friendship and not desperation
Why even live?

Darwin wants Fish to sit on his face and squirm :3

when his soul leaves his body

Have you seen Fish naked before?

I have.

Its not good.

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hate

transhumanist indeed. I think we broke the sound barrier on this one guys

Ahah

Not that I recall.
Why would you do that to yourself?

I dont know what you were expecting

He was getting creeper on by a gross ass neckbeard
So he can't be THAT ugly

But he certainly isn't cute

I like the tangy/sourness of balsamic
And I fuckin love tomatoes
You dont fucking understand ya bogan

I can eat them here
I can eat them there
I can eat them anywhere

That's what Ghostie did.

DIdn't you write TP's name on your dick?

Me and Moogs got them to post it in the thread.

It was funny

you did a goodjob.

They ran out of room.

huh

The other way around.

That's what I thought with TP, turned out to be a mistake.

Nigga I'm one of those people who doesn't mind legit drink (good) vinegar straight, I get you there, but for most dressings a 3-1 oil-acid ratio is generally recommended. But as I said, when it's nothing but some spinach and tomato I guess you might as well go heavy on the balsamic.

Weird as FUCK man
Fucking tomatofags

Thanks fam :3

I'm still trying to beat my friends 7 second record
I've gotten it down to like 14 secs

That could count as an act of terrorism

I'd prefer getting bombed tbh

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u can do it. just keep drinking the beer as much as you can as long as you can until you cant do it anymore, and then when u can again keep drinking. and do it alone

Hm?

Aren't you like an average build, dirty blonde hair guy?
I remember seeing you ages ago but can't remember.

You can thank me now.

what do u see bullet-chan

i see god

that is understandable

id retard

An idiot.

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You sound like a 18 year old

How old are you btw?

16 bucks ma nigga.

I don't really drink

Post nudes

dont tell child protective services that

checkem son this has been my life

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who is ghostie tbh

I like this new guy

wow this got highly interpretable really fast.
I want to die

i never knew who fish was either lol

I'm pretty sure it's just socks4hands

u aren't talking about me are you?

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fuckers in school tellin' me
always in a barbershop
chief keef aint about this
chief keef aint about that
they say that nigga dont be putting on no work
y'all niggas aint on shit

chief keef aint no hitta
chief keef aint this
chief keef a fake

shootin' at the police and shit
them niggas savages out there

70

nope

if i catch another muthafucker talkin' sweet about chief keef i'm fuckin beatin' they ass

Socks spam harder :3

Gonna pretend just this.

I don't smoke.

aw the stream got cut fam

I was trying to read what it says on the top.
Isn't your first initial a D?

shit its bleeding all over the place, i told him to put the fucking razors away

Bastards.

Rin pls

I was going to make a story about that being a fake name, but I can't be bothered.

I mean.
It's a french vanilla.

As in you're pretending that was all you craved, or pretending that was all you got?

You both also missed the order of operations.

Both?

Oh, it's FV for French Vanilla.
I thought it was like Starbucks where they right your name on it.

Mhm.

25 then

dang haven't taken math in years

Please excuse my dear aunt sally

I have a couple girls who'll write my name, as opposed to what I get.

I like recording and watching myself play video games.

what does this mean ?

It means you should post it for us to watch too.

It's cancer.

youtube.com/watch?v=lbdfAb27-jM

Jesus fucking Christ.

They just write your first name and then whatever extra you ordered onto the side in Sharpie at all Starbuck's.
So you can have it be phonetic names that when they read it out sounds offensive.

Yes, I'm 12.

Finally.

Enjoy.

Hm.

this game looks kind of dum

Terminal faggetry
I recommend more videogames with yourself and others to dilute it.

I could only do vanilla bean frappacino or whatever they are called.

I usually just order it black with like a teaspoon of sugar
Though if I want to smoke a cigarette with my coffee I add one more teaspoon of sugar

Brandon dead af just like every con ever lmao
why is he right in front of the entrance to the con?

same

Nigger, you were the one who posted the image.
You're the only one who knows why the whale was beached on the pavement.

maybe the whale fell out of an aquarium truck

Its fun but I've done everything in it already.

but who could possibly play games with me ?

Solo with Anna ult*

is there no LCS challenjour levels

we have reached terminal niggeraty
T-0:30 seconds to suicide by police

why even live

shit.

Yes but everyone cheats in it so I stopped playing.

why even live

whoaa

Nigger I wasn't there
That was either Luke, Grim, or Kon who took it
Or maybe Ian

(nom*

youtube.com/watch?v=0a61SF_NX7g&t=105s

Heres a video of my fighting an unkillable guy in ranked.

I played vs him like 6 times.

-y

+e

Gee no clue

I was calling out every combo that match

most games if I don't say "nano me and use grav", my team won't use ults properly

rip

But its not a solo team kill still.

yus I remember that one

(explode*

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That guy not getting banned is pretty much the reason I stopped playing.

The top 10 people all do it.

its dumb

youtube.com/watch?v=R_at6hB1m60

this one was fun

The guy I was fighting was like rank 60 or 70 ish

Nani ?

is game abandoned by devs

Yes.

Weren't Xenoverse and Xenoverse 2 both abandoned by devs basically on release?

(explode*

senpai uguu

wheren't u absndoned by ur parents at birth?

Once more in English.

10/10 i want that so much.

Not if you play on a console.

wheren't u absndoned by ur parents at birth?>>1625127
could u die please i hate frenchies

SKKIIIDOOOOOOSH, M'lady

Ah?

Close your eyes and open your mouth.

Senpai has a a surprise for you.

oh man, i've been wanting to have that for a long time.

i rate 1.000/1

You were no help at all you jerk...

Oh, I see.

I'm not the french Canadian.

Don't make me switch to get the one image of kamille in a tan jacket

Fuck off.

How?

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Don't more people need brutal assravagings?

Wish isn't even French

i do

Gentlemen...

hai

I got all six final blows. All six kills in the killfeed were mine.

By leaving.

But I'm so much fun!

Rolled 9 (1d20)going to bed
for real this tim

agreed

Literally who ?

w0w

gj

*hufs*
nana

You can be fun somewhere else.

Fucker

[blank post with a sad anime girl]

Have fun being subsumed into the omnissiah.

[mocking reply]

Who's next?

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Have fun getting inevitably banned for spamming again.

ugly

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y'all niggas need jesus.

rude

Well, at least our souls are ours.

Hes just not cute.

Strawberries are an excellent source of fiber.

Pray away your gay.

Or shock it away.

vy calls me that desert~ :D

I'm sorry my avatar isn't kawaii enough for you, senpai, uguu

You know nothing.

It is illegal to climb trees in Oshawa, a town in Ontario, Canada.

I'll wait until I fall into a homicidal rage at the sight of a penis.

Ha.

Change it

Hey SD.

But Kamille is great

You're lucky I'm not in the mood for that one, though.

Hey hey, I just assumed that fiber thing was a reference to Bane outtakes by Auralnauts.

I'm gonna throw you a curve ball now.

send anime ass

You got it.

youtube.com/watch?v=IkMPZ7WeDck

There is no.

Do I look like the kinda fag that saves a lot of anime ass?

Besides I ain't just doing everything you tell me you fagget

Goddamn you idiots still think this is a game. Holy shit.

Yes

Having bridesmaids in a wedding wasn’t originally for moral support. They were intended to confuse evil spirits or those who wished to harm the bride.

*slurps noodles*

You talk like a fag and your shits all retarded.

Love that one, also that part "This isn't a caaaarrr"

Touche.

I'd love to have the whole movie dubbed like this.

The most common color for highlighters is yellow because it doesn’t leave a shadow on the page when photocopied.

I listen to The Weeknd, drink Jameson, and go to anime cons to make friends

Am I a tool or an autist?

I'd pay to see that, but in a sense it's like all of those abridged animes.

Well, yeah probably, but I don't.

Who doesn't and isn't?

Why not both?

I'd pay five-ish bucks at the most, if it's guaranteed quality the whole way through.

Me.

I'd pay more if it was of the same quality, if not better.

you're a mothafuckin starboy

OH NO NEZI

NOW LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE!

IMMA MOFUCKIN STARBOY

I guess I could be a autistic tool

You talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded

Oh dang, there's a part 2 now. Awesome.

It took me ages to found out this song was called "You shitposted in the wrong neighborhood"

There is?
I'll have to check that one out.

It's okay/10
youtube.com/watch?v=ChaN2YQqf50

Not true

It is
Clearly you should train yourself to sound like less of a fag by communicating with less faggot-filled people like me.

Okay, that mocking part was pretty good.

"Have you seen Batman? He's a master of stealth"

it's pretty catchy
and I like the dark vibe of the instrumental

The second one was going to be good, but the end kind of killed the joke.

Overall good though.

True, although a few points could have been a bit better.
Also some of the jokes might work better near x'mas.

That too.

I like his older shit that's more R&Bish
like The Party and the After Party and The Morning

His new songs Six Feet Under, Secrets, and Reminder are good songs to get turnt to and sing along to.

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I found Cupcake at ALA :^)

oops forgot pic

So you want me to stop talking to you?

Say no more.

I don't get turnt though

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Not in a wheelchair and 100 pounds too light.

Savage.

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wow rude

The whole him being in a wheelchair is just a meme
Though it would've been funny

This one trap at the con told me "I dont drink but I still get turnt up" then winked at me after I offered him a drink

I was like "how does that even work? lmao"

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I am joking about his gimpy back.

I thought Ghostie was the one in the wheelchair after he tried to kill himself by throwing himself down a flight of stairs.

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How you doing?

I wish we had a poster who's legs didn't work so we can make fun of him for that and crack wheelchair jokes

Wonderful, and you?

There is no like button. This is lame.

Drink. Again.

I know nobody that fits that bill.

pretty decent cosplay. noice.

how does 10 tabs of acid for 70 bucks sound?

i think that is gay

Dumb.

Eeeeeeyyyyyyyy, same. I have a bunch of training at work tomorrow so I don't have to think too much

fucking faggot

no idea

post pics of traps from con

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acid is for the weak. The Police Can't Do Shit Nigga.

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[image]

Always good. What are you drinkin?

Rum and coke, the usual

so much traffic

good night, tranhumanists

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Good man.

Bloodborne is hard :(

I'm doing a dex/bloodtinge build and I'm so used to strength builds and it's hard to adjust

Oh someone is into some drunkborne? Just gotta keep at it, you'll get the hang after a few dozen deaths.

Why are we posting dissatisfied images at each other again?

Hi ban

I have the hang of it, just... I can't get over not staggering everyone with every R1

I miss my Ludwig's Holy Blade ;~;

Because I was dissatisfied without anime asses.

Hello fek U

do you want my anime ass

If you post an anime butt I will grade it 1 - 10

wow time to an her

How will you live without anime asses?

I'll just get someone else to do it instead.

Fine grade this anime ass you thirsty fucker

1/10

i dont have anime ass saved

youre mean to me
calling me gay and such

5 maybe 6

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That's not mean!

what are your conditions for a good anime ass?

anime ass is not healthy if overconsumed

it is mean because im not a gay!!

wow what's wrong with being gay this is homophobia

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Thats personal information that I cannot share.

Why the fuck would I eat it ?

Today's yuri releases.

mega.nz/#!3hgVxb7J!nF057riIC_iBwpw_RxCPY7GTpqf2IiMbwN8bSLcBSFM

there is nothing wrong with being gay!
but you're calling me gay when im not!
thats mean!

Why do you do this?

Because where is your God now?

dox yourself and say it anyway

Right, sorry, nobody could be as straight as you.

That feel when three people literally jump into your crosshairs.
How nice of them.

It totally is!

Headed here to perform Exterminatus lol!

im not straight or gay!!

Sup, diggies~ ♥

Why ?

FUCK YOU!!!

For my entertainment

Trevor isn't really a psychopath, btw.

half of my posts are good morning and good night now that I've been completely sucked into witcher 3

I literally post the types I like all the time.

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I don't see you posting many asses though

thank christ

Doesn't mean they don't exist.

n e w

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If Christ was involved, Fish would thankfully be a smoldering pile of ash.
Barring divine intervention, the best we can hope for is Mike Pence and a few hundred thousand volts.

why doesn't anyone care when I'M homophobic? I feel left out of the club :(