Kill me senpai

Christian Harris
Christian Harris

Kill me senpai

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Charles Roberts
Charles Roberts

frist

Oliver Rivera
Oliver Rivera

fist

Noah Parker
Noah Parker

The key to a successful poly relationship is not being selfish
And I'm like bruh almost everyone is selfish
I feel like their relationship is going to crash and burn, its such a shame too cause all three of them are all of our close friends so if they break up then they're gonna fuck the group up.
It can't be helped I guess

Anthony Hill
Anthony Hill

Truly a modern Odyssey

Juan Morgan
Juan Morgan

its not a problem

Josiah Lee
Josiah Lee

god damn frogs

Parker Ross
Parker Ross

he will not divide us reeeeeeeeee

Jayden Edwards
Jayden Edwards

play witcher 3 for about 10 hours straight
"I feel like I need a break"
realise I have nothing else to play
shieeet

Logan Young
Logan Young

I voted 4 trump

Lincoln Nelson
Lincoln Nelson

My friend group was a mistake anyway
A social experiment in cliqueing that just kept acquiring more and more social outcasts and abominations
Fukken one person had to change dorms twice because her mom hates her former roommate, and she comes bitching about it to the group and I'm just thinking "I'm glad your roommate doesn't have to put up with your shit anymore"
If this crashes and burns all my friendships to the ground, so be it
Play with yourself

Josiah Young
Josiah Young

who are you

scarlet?

Evan Wright
Evan Wright

"HE WILL NOT DIVIDE US"
"YOU'RE A TRUMP SUPPORTER? FUCKING NAZI!!!!!!"
disturbs the public without any actual goals
why the fuck do people do this? has protesting become trendy or some shit?

tfw have to wait for guy to get back to me when he's gonna fuck this boipussy
IT'S MY LEWD AND I NEED IT NOW

Josiah Fisher
Josiah Fisher

I miss my old highshool friends group

they accepted me for teh weird weaboo loser i am

but now I dont see thm much anymore ;`:

Jackson James
Jackson James

colbert is gonna get sucked into fishes giant smelly ass

Hunter Gonzalez
Hunter Gonzalez

anti-fa is literally a domestic terrorist organization that gets a free pass because "muh progressiveness"

Zachary Johnson
Zachary Johnson

yes obviously postesting is the new fad

Isaiah Lee
Isaiah Lee

SURE FUCKING SEEMS LIKE IT

Anthony Garcia
Anthony Garcia

You've got a perfectly functional dick don't you
I spent senior year hanging out with freshmen and lesbians

Mason Stewart
Mason Stewart

hop on the band wagon and start protesting about postesting

James Stewart
James Stewart

can't wait for these dumbass anti-fa people get arrested on mass for inciting riots, destruction of public property, assault, destruction of private property, and conspiracy to commit all of the above.

Lincoln Morgan
Lincoln Morgan

IT'S NOT THE SAME

Josiah Moore
Josiah Moore

i spent sophomore year hanging out with drug dealers and dropped out start of junior year

Christopher Myers
Christopher Myers

thats why u need to do it your self and blame it on them

Christian Rodriguez
Christian Rodriguez

I'd rather they be arrested en masse
If they were arrested on mass that might be a bit disruptive to Catholics
Tru, butt stuff is pretty A+
You don't have any toys?
Who the fuck are you

Matthew Turner
Matthew Turner

en masse
right, I forgot how2english
you don't have any toys?
not yet

I really should get some

I can't even find anything around the house that you be fun to play with and immediately put in the garbage afterwards

Christian Cook
Christian Cook

thats a banner

Gavin King
Gavin King

check these dubs

Logan Long
Logan Long

ywn plow through a crowd of BLM or anti-fa in a fucking semi-truck

Brandon Turner
Brandon Turner

maybe a lil more covert than that lol

Henry Sullivan
Henry Sullivan

okay maybe just a snow plow

at 88 miles per hour

Wyatt Stewart
Wyatt Stewart

maybe break into the oppositions homes and graffiti it in propaganda

Oliver Mitchell
Oliver Mitchell

I don't even know why all my idiot friends seem to have toys but the twinky bitch boi is definitely into exactly what you'd expect
Yeah but who the fuck are you

Cooper Robinson
Cooper Robinson

hey baby

Anthony Hall
Anthony Hall

Do I know you?

Julian Green
Julian Green

blocking traffic is literally illegal

we should stop playing nice and arrest these fucking retards on the god damn spot

tear gas and pepper spray fucking all of em

Jackson Hall
Jackson Hall

probably not fam, sorry.

Isaac Johnson
Isaac Johnson

So who the fuck are you

Andrew Watson
Andrew Watson

sounds like manaka tbh

Gabriel Perry
Gabriel Perry

Chitown. I knew that looked familiar.

Kayden Johnson
Kayden Johnson

I've been teaching my best friend how to play guitar for the past 2 years but we've pnly just recently got to the theory and he really enjoys it

If I didn't have to teach him this stuff I just wouldn't be inspired to learn it myself

Blake Parker
Blake Parker

loud noises disclaimer

Jordan Ortiz
Jordan Ortiz

pic relatted it's me

Dylan Reyes
Dylan Reyes

rap is for people with no musical taste tbh

Justin Mitchell
Justin Mitchell

dont think im playin boy
no we dont use hands boy

Brayden Roberts
Brayden Roberts

it's socks4hands

Jeremiah Martin
Jeremiah Martin

Can't lurk any 8ch thread without it seeming like /pol/ has flooded over into every thread.

Brandon Gutierrez
Brandon Gutierrez

oh right I forgot about that schizoposter

Dominic Perez
Dominic Perez

I dont kno no sockedboy. I can fuck yo momma

Caleb Sanders
Caleb Sanders

what's that suppposed to mean

we're not allowed to have any political views?

Dylan Brown
Dylan Brown

american poltical culture makes me want to move to fucking japan

no refugees

no social justice

no yellow lives matter

anime PUSSY

bliss

Nathan Jackson
Nathan Jackson

glorious nippon is like that because they shun people like you

Jose Ramirez
Jose Ramirez

yeah
it's a crime to be a fatass in japan

they fine you for it

Grayson Sanders
Grayson Sanders

check these Trips

Noah Gomez
Noah Gomez

the sad part I know that this is actually true

Grayson Adams
Grayson Adams

wow i did nothing for the entire first month of 17

Jace Rodriguez
Jace Rodriguez

that's why i SAID IT

Christopher Martinez
Christopher Martinez

whats it like to be fat anyways? i never actively try to watch my weight or anything i just end up not gaining much

Gabriel Parker
Gabriel Parker

people can have political views. They don't have to be different. They don't have to be the same. Some people like myself just go off and find something else to do when it gets turned into /pol/ though.

Some people can like mushrooms and Broccoli and vice versa. Making it a mushroom thread will turn away the broccoli people and so on.

Nathan Miller
Nathan Miller

becuase u have been bread to have a 2high metabolism. u gone die when the internet blows out from all this cancer

Colton Powell
Colton Powell

that's mean, feku.

Lucas Moore
Lucas Moore

lolwat. whats the contrast between mushrooms and broccoli

if im bread can i eat myself?

Nathaniel Kelly
Nathaniel Kelly

It's the example i'm using. I like broccoli but hate mushrooms. I'm just saying I don't wanna be in a mushroom thread. I also don't wanna force people to be in a broccoli thread because they'll either bring up their filthy mushrooms in the convo or just not wanna be there and leave or both.

Joseph Ward
Joseph Ward

like this?

Kayden Peterson
Kayden Peterson

glorious america shun people like you

Hows your day going Vy?

oh i guess i understand. although i really like mushrooms and broccoli. i prefer my shrooms in a hotpot tho, and broccoli would die in a hotpot so the only way to eat them together would be to cook them seperately

Jeremiah Brooks
Jeremiah Brooks

You should probably work on being able to eat yourself yes.

William Turner
William Turner

not like this right?

Julian Thomas
Julian Thomas

something rather.

i forgot to mention it was supposed to be metaphor for /pol/ in non-/pol/ threads. Not the best metaphor i guess.

I can only eat mushrooms in ragu green pepper and mushroom spaghetti sauce. You can hate something but if you mix it in the right dish, you can nearly eat ass and it will be great.

Jack Reed
Jack Reed

Animus joined the game

Grayson Clark
Grayson Clark

u smoke redgee, thats that shit that i don't like

Owen Fisher
Owen Fisher

it's going... shunny?

Juan Barnes
Juan Barnes

i knew what u were getting at
i like being aloof

hey i didnt mean it like that! i was just making a joke about our president :)

so watcha up to this late at night?

Jaxson Barnes
Jaxson Barnes

eating ass is great

Grayson Gomez
Grayson Gomez

shit

Cameron Harris
Cameron Harris

liveleak is a fun place to watch people almost be excited that they're right next to a catastrophic explosion

Jayden King
Jayden King

you know whats also great? derailing ur threads.
and smoking them backwoods

Chase Thompson
Chase Thompson

ive never tried it but id like to

is this sox?

Josiah Ramirez
Josiah Ramirez

i can pretty much guarantee i am not the faggot u think i am

Sebastian Jenkins
Sebastian Jenkins

okay, but are you socks?

Samuel Young
Samuel Young

the threads seem friendlier at these hours

William Wright
William Wright

its kinda empty tho huh :P

Benjamin Wilson
Benjamin Wilson

maybe some hater drove them away

Evan Lopez
Evan Lopez

the friendly ones are the minority...

Oliver Hall
Oliver Hall

i remember when the big homies used to shit on me

Ethan Nguyen
Ethan Nguyen

and i remember when i got OG'd by the OG's

Julian Powell
Julian Powell

r u being sarcastic or r u being real? cause i wanted here hours ago

William Brown
William Brown

wasn't here*

Angel Hernandez
Angel Hernandez

are you the minority?

Noah Collins
Noah Collins

tfw battlefield servers are down

Ethan Gray
Ethan Gray

u any good at shooters?

Hudson Gomez
Hudson Gomez

yes that is soks

James Edwards
James Edwards

oh hmmmm I am OKAY at them
Shooters like red dead revolver that are linear were what I enjoyed bak in the day

stuff like Gun or Black
but then the halo days came and cowaduty became big and I had fun with those but I got super bored after I put in thousands of hours you know
I mean i was okay but now im probably not so great at them

i've been playing battlefield 1 since it came out though and it certainy has a learning curve

I rather enjoy it

maybe not the best but certainly not terrible

what about youself?

Carter Campbell
Carter Campbell

i never said anything was wrong

Dylan Thompson
Dylan Thompson

Alexander Myers
Alexander Myers

i played a little cod of duty. only a few hundred, most because im a faggot. I probably suck at bo3 now too cause its been a few months XD
i played battlefield till i gave up at level 10, lol. my favorite game was uncharted 2 on ps3

Christopher Bailey
Christopher Bailey

you know these days it's really hard not to hate black people in america

Jaxon Diaz
Jaxon Diaz

Battlefield 1 reallly has almost zero incentive to play

I just really enjoy the aesthetic of it

Can't say I ever got too far in any of the unchartedsss. A friend of mine had one that I would watch him play sometimes but it seemed a bit too mmmm
Platformer ish for my likinguu

Leo Allen
Leo Allen

yo embed broken

Lincoln Lee
Lincoln Lee

there's 2 videos on the page, figured it would act funny

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Ethan Cook
Ethan Cook

ye, and the guns are fucked up so its more fun. it would be better if everybody only had muskets and where like dealing with civilians too

Jacob Richardson
Jacob Richardson

im board
gib utube videos

Justin Sullivan
Justin Sullivan

i hate niggers, loud sound disclaimer

Levi White
Levi White

allah akbar

Lucas Roberts
Lucas Roberts

tfw you didn't get the chance to troll the he will not divide us stream

Ethan Perez
Ethan Perez

Nice cock mister!

Jaxson Sanders
Jaxson Sanders

checkem u wana see it?

Carson Evans
Carson Evans

wat cock

Parker Wilson
Parker Wilson

thanks bby

Brayden Gomez
Brayden Gomez

heres a better one

Xavier Peterson
Xavier Peterson

why are people calling this a ban on muslims

it's literally about countries not religion

Nathan Roberts
Nathan Roberts

I need to stop /pol/ing all over

time to go back to vidya

Connor Hill
Connor Hill

economic """""refugees""""" deserve no refugee status

Ryder Wright
Ryder Wright

they call it a ban on muslims because everyone hates them

Asher Jenkins
Asher Jenkins

it would be like a "holocaust" for the scum of the earth

Luis James
Luis James

people that are for shariah law are either retarded, brainwashed, or terrorists

Cameron Torres
Cameron Torres

as in, theres going to be a holocaust for islam

Lincoln Sanders
Lincoln Sanders

thats
jerusalem and
mecca now.
i'm excited

Levi Gonzalez
Levi Gonzalez

Kill me.

Gavin Sanders
Gavin Sanders

someone get the popcorn and the blunts

Kevin Sullivan
Kevin Sullivan

who is velo?

Jacob Davis
Jacob Davis

organized religion is a cancer upon humanity

there's nothing wrong with religion, it's perfectly reasonable to be afraid of death and to try and find some explanation for something we can't grasp

but once your religion dominates your life and gives you arbitrary rules to follow with the threat of eternal damnation it's no longer something natural, it's people believing things other people believe because they want to feel like they're correct and when everyone around you belives something you're likely to believe what they're believing

which is why organized religion is literally cancer

Andrew Adams
Andrew Adams

why not round them up and nuke a million of them at once for ez

James Cruz
James Cruz

we could make it more efficient though, the power costs for that would be astronomical

maybe ovens?

Luis Parker
Luis Parker

jews tbh

Hunter Young
Hunter Young

we need a modern day Hitler for muslims to take care of our problem and give us the moral high ground by fighting him

John Rodriguez
John Rodriguez

use them as fuel

Jace Martin
Jace Martin

itis not muslims that is the problem it is jews and the american military industrial complex

Aiden Young
Aiden Young

sovereign nation couldn't do that but an independant organization wouldn't cause WWIII

Grayson Thompson
Grayson Thompson

dirty bomb. maybe purchase powerplant waste from north korea?

Joshua Barnes
Joshua Barnes

--scratch they don't have nuclear power
maybe iran?

Luis Foster
Luis Foster

:D maybe super lo demand because of "sanctions?"

Joshua Bailey
Joshua Bailey

🤔Should🤔 I 📚study💊💡 for 🙏Mr. Regular's😘 📕English📖 Cock position✊🍆💦 exam💯 or 😱Mr. Roman's😎 🎶Music🎹 Clit erature 📝quiz😑?

Ethan Thompson
Ethan Thompson

it would be like a "holocaust" for the scum of the earth
Thats what the holocaust was though. The holocaust wasn't just jews.

Tyler Jackson
Tyler Jackson

tired? what the fuck is this bullshit, I WANNA STAY UP AND PLAY VIDYA WHY I GOTTA BE TIRED THIS IS BULLSHIT

Henry Price
Henry Price

it probably wont just be brown ppl lets be real

Isaac Mitchell
Isaac Mitchell

cock

Robert Butler
Robert Butler

Yes

Lucas Bailey
Lucas Bailey

hai animu

Sebastian Lee
Sebastian Lee

NIGGGGGGERS

Owen Clark
Owen Clark

what is that thing where you suddenly hear a high pitched beep in one ear and it fades away

Christopher Fisher
Christopher Fisher

If I kill you, can I use the body after, Squiddy?

Camden Morris
Camden Morris

I vote for myself to become Modern Hitler, will you vote for me too?

Jayden Reyes
Jayden Reyes

Tinnitus.
It means you're either getting fucking old or that you're listening to loud things too much.

Noah Davis
Noah Davis

uncalled for

Ethan Foster
Ethan Foster

probably blasted wit alot of electrons from like a satalite

Jace Davis
Jace Davis

Does any Holla Forums poster play any Turn Based Strategy games here? Like Civ V or Endless Legend?

Christopher Torres
Christopher Torres

i said i played pokemon yesterday but u didnt respond

Justin Davis
Justin Davis

But I dunno how to play co-operatively or against you on a 3DS.

I was hoping Steam games are a thing.
Unless you got the co-op game, Fantasy Life... I'd love to play that with you~

Dominic Jones
Dominic Jones

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Jordan Scott
Jordan Scott

Why is Hex Maniac Best Maniac and Girl?
Like, god damn! @[email protected]

Logan Brown
Logan Brown

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Elijah Jackson
Elijah Jackson

i was just joking about pokemon
i have civ5 but idk how

Owen Morris
Owen Morris

dizzy gilespie or CP?

Thomas Bennett
Thomas Bennett

play w/ me sometime

Angel Robinson
Angel Robinson

I want to hug her and pat her head.

Bentley Murphy
Bentley Murphy

How to play it?
I can teach you~
Me and Bard are great teachers, aren't we Bard?

<

Mason Wright
Mason Wright

i wanna fuck and have her give me head

Asher Miller
Asher Miller

That's step 2

Joseph Reed
Joseph Reed

you kinda scare me but ill try

i paid tribute to her last night and i plan to do it again tonight

well if youre there you can make sure bard doesnt do anything fishy i guess

Christopher Ward
Christopher Ward

Time to stuff my face with pizza!

Gavin Baker
Gavin Baker

hex manian seems lewd as heck

wat

Chase Gomez
Chase Gomez

Oh please tell me Step 3, my cock is titantanatically hard right now.

Worrying about Bard
Trusting SCANNER over Bard with a mildly competitive game of turn based strategy that has WARS, NUKES AND RAZE AND PILLAGING TOWNS in as a game mechanic.

Yeah, I'd be wary of Bard.

Levi Gutierrez
Levi Gutierrez

what kinda pizza?
i became pizza sensitive and dont judge other countries pizzas anymore since seeing japan pizza

Adrian Cruz
Adrian Cruz

i'm a very diplomatic nation

Joseph Foster
Joseph Foster

scan man

Ayden Lewis
Ayden Lewis

You have no idea.

You know she's a Ghost pokemon user, right?

She'd totes read the Necronomicon so she can summon eternal semen demons to use her as an eternal cumdump.

JUST LOOK AT HER!
DAMN LEWDEST, with a hint of yandere.
stillbestgirltho

Last time you was begging me to stop fighting you and every single person I saw.

I have no chill for politics.

Tyler Edwards
Tyler Edwards

yup i dont mind games, but bard can be worrying beyond that extent

Aaron Jones
Aaron Jones

What I'm trying to get at is ghost pokemon users are always, most definitely sluts.

Lincoln Watson
Lincoln Watson

THATS NOT WHAT HAPPENED AT ALL SCANNER
I WAS IN A GREAT POSITION
WE FOUGHT THE NIPS MAN

Eli Murphy
Eli Murphy

How so?
Bard is a bitch under my flailing iron fist of equal opportunities?

I was very drunk at the time, Bard, I can't remember many details so I make them up from time to time.

I do remember being at war with everyone but Dags though, because he's on a bitch island in the middle of fucking nowhere.

Carson Baker
Carson Baker

true. the last time i watched the show i think the one i liked used ghost stuff
or maybe is was psychic idk

Jackson Hernandez
Jackson Hernandez

we gotta play again god damn
get feku nyan in :3

but NO RANDOMS THIS TIME!!1!!

Ethan Thomas
Ethan Thomas

that seems nice i guess

im not a nyan

Justin Perez
Justin Perez

shut the FUCK UP you SLUT CAT WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Noah Powell
Noah Powell

Psychic users are utter nerds.

Ryder Rogers
Ryder Rogers

Want me to start the game soon?
Or are you gonna host?

Dominic Perry
Dominic Perry

tfw nobody plays dank games

Isaac Stewart
Isaac Stewart

nyaaaa~

well idk what im doing

Christian Wood
Christian Wood

w0wait are we doing this right now?

Joseph Murphy
Joseph Murphy

literally playing battlefield 1 as we speak

Jaxon Hill
Jaxon Hill

Would worms be a dank game?

Hunter Jackson
Hunter Jackson

Don't have to if you don't want to,
I can just get more high/drunk and play Endless by myself.

Charles Flores
Charles Flores

i like nerds tho

Bentley Carter
Bentley Carter

FUCKING NEEEEEEEERRRDDSSSSSSSS

Cooper Johnson
Cooper Johnson

maybeee

are there heliflops

Jonathan Wright
Jonathan Wright

:(

John Nelson
John Nelson

Just have this hankering for Turn Based City Strats because I wanna dump my bully onto you lot.

What do you like to play?
I forgot your name, sorry.

Justin Long
Justin Long

I don't know who would be the most vicious, angry and lewd civ to be on Endless Legend, can anyone help me pick?

Jack Adams
Jack Adams

why are children card games so intense

Mason Torres
Mason Torres

I like wobblytetrisgame and starcraft and league and idk if much else

Colton Cooper
Colton Cooper

sorry buddy gotta go to work in 8 hours

Lincoln Butler
Lincoln Butler

A hive people that only survive by ingesting or converting others.

always hungry and always hostile

YEP, PICKING THESE GUYS

Owen Martinez
Owen Martinez

Is cool, next time when you are comfy. =w=

Ethan Barnes
Ethan Barnes

lol thats the truth. T-03:00

Luis Long
Luis Long

Cheese/Bacon pizza.

Wyatt Stewart
Wyatt Stewart

Anyway time for more Watch Doggies 2

Jackson Scott
Jackson Scott

28 and 6
Nice

Jonathan Torres
Jonathan Torres

wow ive never had a fancy pizza like that before :o
i just eats pepperonis or cp
when im feeling fancy i have deluxe

Sebastian Davis
Sebastian Davis

Fucking Cookiezi :3

Gavin Barnes
Gavin Barnes

i like using the title of that beatmap as one of my super edgy lines from time to time

Thomas Nguyen
Thomas Nguyen

who me?

Robert Jenkins
Robert Jenkins

I can't handle your edge

Ethan Watson
Ethan Watson

i cant tell if its edge or chuuni at this point
i used to have a few lines of megumin's incantations memorized

Gavin Edwards
Gavin Edwards

well with that i am going to bed nini neko nyna have a nice day today :3

Zachary Sullivan
Zachary Sullivan

NNnnnnnhhhh~
I love to feast.

Jordan Adams
Jordan Adams

waow. you dont get to see this much in animes!!!!

Jack Russell
Jack Russell

Love hotels

Those places are fucking crazy

Luis Nguyen
Luis Nguyen

Eye mask and vibrators in gift bags in such hotels
Free to hire cosplay costumes.

JESUS

Levi Hughes
Levi Hughes

at first i thought the free vibrators were cool, but after some thinking they are probably low quality and not meant for long term use

it also made me think of wanting to stick a vibrator in my butthole all day

Evan Harris
Evan Harris

Can have sex, then sleep, then bed and breakfast all for $127 a night and cheap fucking food.

Forget the sextoys, I'd rent a love hotel just for a place to sleep!

Isaiah Butler
Isaiah Butler

They look so kinky but also comfy!

Justin Collins
Justin Collins

but japan has pod hotels for that

Liam Gomez
Liam Gomez

Are they cheaper and comfier?

Jeremiah Sanchez
Jeremiah Sanchez

they cost like the same as motels i think and you lock yourself in a box

Kevin Gutierrez
Kevin Gutierrez

Well... I do like tight spaces but...
if the shit ain't cheap...

Parker Price
Parker Price

i found a video about it
it doesnt seem too bad cuz of the bath

Anthony Jackson
Anthony Jackson

I wouldn;t mind living in a box like that.I got my laptop and my books, they don't take up much space.

Nathan Bailey
Nathan Bailey

tfw random BSOD while watching someone play Resident Evil 7 in the dark

Hudson Nguyen
Hudson Nguyen

GET TERRORED, BITCH.

Asher Brooks
Asher Brooks

And I thought I saw everything.

._.

Mason Stewart
Mason Stewart

the audio bugged out at the same time and i got a staticy effect

Anthony Price
Anthony Price

+1,
this takes skill.
how many hours u practice musicgod

Josiah Richardson
Josiah Richardson

I could show you the world

Zachary Carter
Zachary Carter

or something
idk

why though

Brody Butler
Brody Butler

post right half

Nathan Long
Nathan Long

Rename this one to "Clever Girl".

Nicholas Diaz
Nicholas Diaz

thx noranon

Christopher Price
Christopher Price

Nice.

Oliver Taylor
Oliver Taylor

when i do it im hypersexual

Nathaniel Barnes
Nathaniel Barnes

That's strictly untrue.
You're always a hypersexual.

I don't know anything about Neru's sexual tendencies to know if she's one as well.

Oliver Morgan
Oliver Morgan

fine you can have this victory

ill go wallow in a bath and fap to mai waifu

James Wood
James Wood

the n word

Jayden Hughes
Jayden Hughes

I'm going to go do sexual things because you call me a satyromaniac so much
Not exactly helping your case.

N...
Nyan...?

Parker Ortiz
Parker Ortiz

cumdumpster

Grayson Mitchell
Grayson Mitchell

neko :3

lude

Oliver Scott
Oliver Scott

i think i have that victim complex thing

maybe i just like being bullied

Jaxon Lopez
Jaxon Lopez

nakadashi

Jackson Davis
Jackson Davis

x-ray

Luis Price
Luis Price

Oh.

Wowlewd

Jack Fisher
Jack Fisher

*BULLIES*

Adam Lewis
Adam Lewis

nudes! :33

Sebastian Martin
Sebastian Martin

It is only going to get worse

Ethan Campbell
Ethan Campbell

good job everyone

Jose Ross
Jose Ross

I got an interview for a job
From a company I don't remember applying to.

I think I drink and smoke too much, guys

Lincoln Baker
Lincoln Baker

id appreciate it if you used terms that werent derogatory

it doesnt work like that you have to try harder

Logan Green
Logan Green

cookiezi is p gud

Owen Fisher
Owen Fisher

You're only good for swallowing semen, you useless slut.

John Martin
John Martin

holy shit!!!! if you google osu the first result isnt oregon state university anymore!!
you get Osu!

Benjamin Powell
Benjamin Powell

lmao rip acc 99.81%

Christian Collins
Christian Collins

don't look at me like that

Grayson Williams
Grayson Williams

I mean.
I never used any of them to be an insult, but if that's how you took it, okay.

Dylan Lee
Dylan Lee

is 100% acc hard

Adrian Turner
Adrian Turner

i think thats probably tru, u guna bait em or u need the job?

Dominic Wood
Dominic Wood

My butthole puckered

Is that okay in agreement or okay in unresponse

Nathan King
Nathan King

i wanna curl up in bed and be patted

Alexander Richardson
Alexander Richardson

I'll look at you in whatever tone of voice I want to look at you in.

For plebeians and shitters, yeah.

Nolan Davis
Nolan Davis

I don't know, I'm gonna see how this plays out; see if I get the job.

Is that a good thing or a bad thing?

Ryder Hall
Ryder Hall

Neither of those make sense in context.

It's an "If it bothers you that much, okay I will stop."

Dylan Rivera
Dylan Rivera

ppy

Hudson Rivera
Hudson Rivera

pee pee

Aaron Russell
Aaron Russell

don't make me have to get physical

Hudson Garcia
Hudson Garcia

u should drink an entire bottle of whiskey before the interveiw.... like 2 minutes b4 and make it fast as possible

Ayden Wright
Ayden Wright

the interveiw i mean

Dominic Parker
Dominic Parker

Let's get digital instead.

Lucas Parker
Lucas Parker

Pls no, I like money. ;-;

Jaxon Brooks
Jaxon Brooks

It usually reacts when i get turned on

Doesn't bother me a whole lot. Just winder wut you went out of your way to use those terms

Alexander Long
Alexander Long

does gta v have nice side missions?

Austin Clark
Austin Clark

I've got more where that came from, you cumslut.

Jonathan Garcia
Jonathan Garcia

youtube.com/watch?v=8eX5QM_cBds

Jaxson Hill
Jaxson Hill

I don't go out of my way to use them ???

I mean, I guess I looked up the male-specific equivalence to nymphomania, but that was more just general curiosity.

So 80s it hurts.

Brandon Cook
Brandon Cook

Though, technically, the word is Saytriasis not Satyromania.

James Rodriguez
James Rodriguez

let me play with your digital display rinirin

Lucas Evans
Lucas Evans

So... what is better for my empire...
Slavery or making food out of our dead and the flesh of our enemies...

I'mma pick slavery.
Fucken love Endless.

Alexander Parker
Alexander Parker

I wish i made more cum so i could swallow bigger loads

I piqued your interest :>?

John Rogers
John Rogers

WOW.
LEWD.

I have absolutely no idea why you'd take that away from what I said.

Leo James
Leo James

You want to swallow large loads?

Oh, don't worry, I could always help you with that.
Be sure to be on your knees first, though!

Wyatt Baker
Wyatt Baker

damn g

Eli Roberts
Eli Roberts

You googled for me

I only like my own cum
I-I'm to scared to try other flavors

Carter Sullivan
Carter Sullivan

sorry I'll try not to make it lewd
can't make any promises tho

Andrew Russell
Andrew Russell

rin pat
fek pat

Jace Russell
Jace Russell

Don't flatter yourself, it'd've happened anyway.

Wow pervo.

Christopher Evans
Christopher Evans

A good daddy always provides for his gril. >W>

All the better to get you a cat foodbowl with YOUR CUM ON IT!

Sorry, in one of those moods.

Joseph Price
Joseph Price

😝i need moe blush emotes

Oh well. How was your sleep?

Jason Morgan
Jason Morgan

yay

William Long
William Long

Emily, pat.

It was alright.

Jose Rivera
Jose Rivera

But i want loads of steaming fresh cum

Brayden Robinson
Brayden Robinson

*pat*

Hunter Ward
Hunter Ward

pls don't call me that

Christopher Cook
Christopher Cook

Better start fapping, Feku.
Be sure to cam too.

Jayden Gomez
Jayden Gomez

Has the snow started melting?

Woah there. That's child porn!!

Cameron Barnes
Cameron Barnes

Yay.

Well, okay.
Even though I know you like it, because you asked so sweetly, I'll stop.

It did.
Then it got cold and snowed again.

Caleb Hall
Caleb Hall

I'm younger, get in my van.

Jackson Reed
Jackson Reed

I do not like it !

Brayden Murphy
Brayden Murphy

Yah but isn't it always cold in maple land

Okay. Ima go fap now

Luke Harris
Luke Harris

Good boy.
:3

Charles Roberts
Charles Roberts

William Martin
William Martin

Yeah, yeah, just like you don't like being called a good girl.

30-40C
Y-yeah, sure.

Isaac Kelly
Isaac Kelly

depends how i feel

Dominic Carter
Dominic Carter

terrored erryday

Joseph Gonzalez
Joseph Gonzalez

youtube.com/watch?v=xTif2CKFtMw

David Evans
David Evans

youtube.com/watch?v=Wmjpp0_6kb0

Alexander Kelly
Alexander Kelly

At least night two sleeping on a tattoo wasn't so bad.

Christopher Cruz
Christopher Cruz

sleep on the edge of a cliff

Parker Davis
Parker Davis

Only if you hold my hand while I do it.

Jason Anderson
Jason Anderson

I would only do that so i could get close enough to push you off

Cameron Powell
Cameron Powell

I'll grab you by the cusp of your shirt collar and pull you down with me in a lovers embrace.
We can kiss while we fall.

Jayden Garcia
Jayden Garcia

That sounds fucking repugnant. Absolutely disgusting.

Leo Nguyen
Leo Nguyen

Sup.

Grayson Davis
Grayson Davis

Kiss me, you disgusting pig.

Chase Parker
Chase Parker

what's happening

Isaiah Lee
Isaiah Lee

pass

John Myers
John Myers

I wallow in my singularity of sadness.

Hunter Ward
Hunter Ward

Not much. Listening to Wu-Tang lmao

Whatchu up to?

Logan Cook
Logan Cook

what song?

i'm not doing much just chilling a little before i fall alseep
listening to some weird shit i found

Aiden Lopez
Aiden Lopez

ugh that really tired me out more than usual the bath water nearly went cold

so like being in a bath? and then the water stops being hot suddenly?

Matthew Moore
Matthew Moore

Now it's this one: youtube.com/watch?v=QjsPG0Kspxo

I finally made a Pandora account now that I have a computer again^^

David Reed
David Reed

Neko, you whore.
You're the only one to talk to right now. Don't you dare leave me hanging here.

Jonathan Garcia
Jonathan Garcia

oh you like a lotta old school shit don't you?

is it worth it?

then you must only refer to me with cute sweet sobriquets from now on. :3

James Anderson
James Anderson

I mean, I'm old, so...

The computer, or Pandora?

Cause I say yes to both.

Carter Ward
Carter Ward

I am having vast difficulty connecting you with anything considerably "cute".

Colton Parker
Colton Parker

i never tried pandora cause youtube has everything already
what's the difference?

Julian Hill
Julian Hill

fuck you, horriblesubs

Tyler Wood
Tyler Wood

It's audio only so it doesn't rekt your data on your phone.

It's personalized channels. Like I've liked every single song so far on my Kesha station. That's a good record compared to suggested vids on YT or regular radio.

Daniel Kelly
Daniel Kelly

you should be able to interpret its meaning if ur a true weeb

Landon Jackson
Landon Jackson

lol what anime?

Parker Sanchez
Parker Sanchez

Amazing.

Caleb Turner
Caleb Turner

Chaos;Child

Ryan Taylor
Ryan Taylor

Wait. Why does nobody ever send me memes?

Jose Perez
Jose Perez

that sounds pretty handy actually
the suggested vids on youtube are atrocious and if you accidentally watch something you don't like you fucked up cause now your suggestions are littered with it

Christopher Russell
Christopher Russell

my dad once told me he made a mem on facebook, and it took me something like 10 seconds to realise what the fuck he was talking about

wat

Noah Allen
Noah Allen

Those are actual subtitles, the guy's just pretty high.

Jacob Walker
Jacob Walker

just pretend i'm the little girl in my pics

Kevin Jackson
Kevin Jackson

i dont even

Jose Parker
Jose Parker

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