Kill me senpai
Kill me senpai
The key to a successful poly relationship is not being selfish
And I'm like bruh almost everyone is selfish
I feel like their relationship is going to crash and burn, its such a shame too cause all three of them are all of our close friends so if they break up then they're gonna fuck the group up.
It can't be helped I guess
Truly a modern Odyssey
its not a problem
god damn frogs
he will not divide us reeeeeeeeee
play witcher 3 for about 10 hours straight
"I feel like I need a break"
realise I have nothing else to play
I voted 4 trump
My friend group was a mistake anyway
A social experiment in cliqueing that just kept acquiring more and more social outcasts and abominations
Fukken one person had to change dorms twice because her mom hates her former roommate, and she comes bitching about it to the group and I'm just thinking "I'm glad your roommate doesn't have to put up with your shit anymore"
If this crashes and burns all my friendships to the ground, so be it
Play with yourself
who are you
"HE WILL NOT DIVIDE US"
"YOU'RE A TRUMP SUPPORTER? FUCKING NAZI!!!!!!"
disturbs the public without any actual goals
why the fuck do people do this? has protesting become trendy or some shit?
tfw have to wait for guy to get back to me when he's gonna fuck this boipussy
IT'S MY LEWD AND I NEED IT NOW
I miss my old highshool friends group
they accepted me for teh weird weaboo loser i am
but now I dont see thm much anymore ;`:
colbert is gonna get sucked into fishes giant smelly ass
anti-fa is literally a domestic terrorist organization that gets a free pass because "muh progressiveness"
yes obviously postesting is the new fad
SURE FUCKING SEEMS LIKE IT
You've got a perfectly functional dick don't you
I spent senior year hanging out with freshmen and lesbians
hop on the band wagon and start protesting about postesting
can't wait for these dumbass anti-fa people get arrested on mass for inciting riots, destruction of public property, assault, destruction of private property, and conspiracy to commit all of the above.
IT'S NOT THE SAME
i spent sophomore year hanging out with drug dealers and dropped out start of junior year
thats why u need to do it your self and blame it on them
I'd rather they be arrested en masse
If they were arrested on mass that might be a bit disruptive to Catholics
Tru, butt stuff is pretty A+
You don't have any toys?
Who the fuck are you
right, I forgot how2english
you don't have any toys?
I really should get some
I can't even find anything around the house that you be fun to play with and immediately put in the garbage afterwards
thats a banner
check these dubs
ywn plow through a crowd of BLM or anti-fa in a fucking semi-truck
maybe a lil more covert than that lol
okay maybe just a snow plow
at 88 miles per hour
maybe break into the oppositions homes and graffiti it in propaganda
I don't even know why all my idiot friends seem to have toys but the twinky bitch boi is definitely into exactly what you'd expect
Yeah but who the fuck are you
Do I know you?
blocking traffic is literally illegal
we should stop playing nice and arrest these fucking retards on the god damn spot
tear gas and pepper spray fucking all of em
probably not fam, sorry.
So who the fuck are you
sounds like manaka tbh
Chitown. I knew that looked familiar.
I've been teaching my best friend how to play guitar for the past 2 years but we've pnly just recently got to the theory and he really enjoys it
If I didn't have to teach him this stuff I just wouldn't be inspired to learn it myself
loud noises disclaimer
pic relatted it's me
rap is for people with no musical taste tbh
dont think im playin boy
no we dont use hands boy
Can't lurk any 8ch thread without it seeming like /pol/ has flooded over into every thread.
oh right I forgot about that schizoposter
I dont kno no sockedboy. I can fuck yo momma
what's that suppposed to mean
we're not allowed to have any political views?
american poltical culture makes me want to move to fucking japan
no social justice
no yellow lives matter
glorious nippon is like that because they shun people like you
it's a crime to be a fatass in japan
they fine you for it
check these Trips
the sad part I know that this is actually true
wow i did nothing for the entire first month of 17
that's why i SAID IT
whats it like to be fat anyways? i never actively try to watch my weight or anything i just end up not gaining much
people can have political views. They don't have to be different. They don't have to be the same. Some people like myself just go off and find something else to do when it gets turned into /pol/ though.
Some people can like mushrooms and Broccoli and vice versa. Making it a mushroom thread will turn away the broccoli people and so on.
becuase u have been bread to have a 2high metabolism. u gone die when the internet blows out from all this cancer
that's mean, feku.
lolwat. whats the contrast between mushrooms and broccoli
if im bread can i eat myself?
It's the example i'm using. I like broccoli but hate mushrooms. I'm just saying I don't wanna be in a mushroom thread. I also don't wanna force people to be in a broccoli thread because they'll either bring up their filthy mushrooms in the convo or just not wanna be there and leave or both.
glorious america shun people like you
Hows your day going Vy?
oh i guess i understand. although i really like mushrooms and broccoli. i prefer my shrooms in a hotpot tho, and broccoli would die in a hotpot so the only way to eat them together would be to cook them seperately
You should probably work on being able to eat yourself yes.
not like this right?
i forgot to mention it was supposed to be metaphor for /pol/ in non-/pol/ threads. Not the best metaphor i guess.
I can only eat mushrooms in ragu green pepper and mushroom spaghetti sauce. You can hate something but if you mix it in the right dish, you can nearly eat ass and it will be great.
Animus joined the game
u smoke redgee, thats that shit that i don't like
it's going... shunny?
i knew what u were getting at
i like being aloof
hey i didnt mean it like that! i was just making a joke about our president :)
so watcha up to this late at night?
eating ass is great
liveleak is a fun place to watch people almost be excited that they're right next to a catastrophic explosion
you know whats also great? derailing ur threads.
and smoking them backwoods
ive never tried it but id like to
is this sox?
i can pretty much guarantee i am not the faggot u think i am
okay, but are you socks?
the threads seem friendlier at these hours
its kinda empty tho huh :P
maybe some hater drove them away
the friendly ones are the minority...
i remember when the big homies used to shit on me
and i remember when i got OG'd by the OG's
r u being sarcastic or r u being real? cause i wanted here hours ago
are you the minority?
tfw battlefield servers are down
u any good at shooters?
yes that is soks
oh hmmmm I am OKAY at them
Shooters like red dead revolver that are linear were what I enjoyed bak in the day
stuff like Gun or Black
but then the halo days came and cowaduty became big and I had fun with those but I got super bored after I put in thousands of hours you know
I mean i was okay but now im probably not so great at them
i've been playing battlefield 1 since it came out though and it certainy has a learning curve
I rather enjoy it
maybe not the best but certainly not terrible
what about youself?
i never said anything was wrong
i played a little cod of duty. only a few hundred, most because im a faggot. I probably suck at bo3 now too cause its been a few months XD
i played battlefield till i gave up at level 10, lol. my favorite game was uncharted 2 on ps3
you know these days it's really hard not to hate black people in america
Battlefield 1 reallly has almost zero incentive to play
I just really enjoy the aesthetic of it
Can't say I ever got too far in any of the unchartedsss. A friend of mine had one that I would watch him play sometimes but it seemed a bit too mmmm
Platformer ish for my likinguu
yo embed broken
there's 2 videos on the page, figured it would act funny
ye, and the guns are fucked up so its more fun. it would be better if everybody only had muskets and where like dealing with civilians too
gib utube videos
i hate niggers, loud sound disclaimer
tfw you didn't get the chance to troll the he will not divide us stream
Nice cock mister!
checkem u wana see it?
heres a better one
why are people calling this a ban on muslims
it's literally about countries not religion
I need to stop /pol/ing all over
time to go back to vidya
economic """""refugees""""" deserve no refugee status
they call it a ban on muslims because everyone hates them
it would be like a "holocaust" for the scum of the earth
people that are for shariah law are either retarded, brainwashed, or terrorists
as in, theres going to be a holocaust for islam
someone get the popcorn and the blunts
who is velo?
organized religion is a cancer upon humanity
there's nothing wrong with religion, it's perfectly reasonable to be afraid of death and to try and find some explanation for something we can't grasp
but once your religion dominates your life and gives you arbitrary rules to follow with the threat of eternal damnation it's no longer something natural, it's people believing things other people believe because they want to feel like they're correct and when everyone around you belives something you're likely to believe what they're believing
which is why organized religion is literally cancer
why not round them up and nuke a million of them at once for ez
we could make it more efficient though, the power costs for that would be astronomical
we need a modern day Hitler for muslims to take care of our problem and give us the moral high ground by fighting him
use them as fuel
itis not muslims that is the problem it is jews and the american military industrial complex
sovereign nation couldn't do that but an independant organization wouldn't cause WWIII
dirty bomb. maybe purchase powerplant waste from north korea?
--scratch they don't have nuclear power
:D maybe super lo demand because of "sanctions?"
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it would be like a "holocaust" for the scum of the earth
Thats what the holocaust was though. The holocaust wasn't just jews.
tired? what the fuck is this bullshit, I WANNA STAY UP AND PLAY VIDYA WHY I GOTTA BE TIRED THIS IS BULLSHIT
it probably wont just be brown ppl lets be real
what is that thing where you suddenly hear a high pitched beep in one ear and it fades away
If I kill you, can I use the body after, Squiddy?
I vote for myself to become Modern Hitler, will you vote for me too?
It means you're either getting fucking old or that you're listening to loud things too much.
probably blasted wit alot of electrons from like a satalite
Does any Holla Forums poster play any Turn Based Strategy games here? Like Civ V or Endless Legend?
i said i played pokemon yesterday but u didnt respond
But I dunno how to play co-operatively or against you on a 3DS.
I was hoping Steam games are a thing.
Unless you got the co-op game, Fantasy Life... I'd love to play that with you~
Why is Hex Maniac Best Maniac and Girl?
Like, god damn! @[email protected]
i was just joking about pokemon
i have civ5 but idk how
dizzy gilespie or CP?
play w/ me sometime
I want to hug her and pat her head.
How to play it?
I can teach you~
Me and Bard are great teachers, aren't we Bard?
i wanna fuck and have her give me head
That's step 2
you kinda scare me but ill try
i paid tribute to her last night and i plan to do it again tonight
well if youre there you can make sure bard doesnt do anything fishy i guess
Time to stuff my face with pizza!
hex manian seems lewd as heck
Oh please tell me Step 3, my cock is titantanatically hard right now.
Worrying about Bard
Trusting SCANNER over Bard with a mildly competitive game of turn based strategy that has WARS, NUKES AND RAZE AND PILLAGING TOWNS in as a game mechanic.
Yeah, I'd be wary of Bard.
what kinda pizza?
i became pizza sensitive and dont judge other countries pizzas anymore since seeing japan pizza
i'm a very diplomatic nation
You have no idea.
You know she's a Ghost pokemon user, right?
She'd totes read the Necronomicon so she can summon eternal semen demons to use her as an eternal cumdump.
JUST LOOK AT HER!
DAMN LEWDEST, with a hint of yandere.
Last time you was begging me to stop fighting you and every single person I saw.
I have no chill for politics.
yup i dont mind games, but bard can be worrying beyond that extent
What I'm trying to get at is ghost pokemon users are always, most definitely sluts.
THATS NOT WHAT HAPPENED AT ALL SCANNER
I WAS IN A GREAT POSITION
WE FOUGHT THE NIPS MAN
Bard is a bitch under my flailing iron fist of equal opportunities?
I was very drunk at the time, Bard, I can't remember many details so I make them up from time to time.
I do remember being at war with everyone but Dags though, because he's on a bitch island in the middle of fucking nowhere.
true. the last time i watched the show i think the one i liked used ghost stuff
or maybe is was psychic idk
we gotta play again god damn
get feku nyan in :3
but NO RANDOMS THIS TIME!!1!!
that seems nice i guess
im not a nyan
shut the FUCK UP you SLUT CAT WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Psychic users are utter nerds.
Want me to start the game soon?
Or are you gonna host?
tfw nobody plays dank games
well idk what im doing
w0wait are we doing this right now?
literally playing battlefield 1 as we speak
Would worms be a dank game?
Don't have to if you don't want to,
I can just get more high/drunk and play Endless by myself.
i like nerds tho
are there heliflops
Just have this hankering for Turn Based City Strats because I wanna dump my bully onto you lot.
What do you like to play?
I forgot your name, sorry.
I don't know who would be the most vicious, angry and lewd civ to be on Endless Legend, can anyone help me pick?
why are children card games so intense
I like wobblytetrisgame and starcraft and league and idk if much else
sorry buddy gotta go to work in 8 hours
A hive people that only survive by ingesting or converting others.
always hungry and always hostile
YEP, PICKING THESE GUYS
Is cool, next time when you are comfy. =w=
lol thats the truth. T-03:00
Anyway time for more Watch Doggies 2
28 and 6
wow ive never had a fancy pizza like that before :o
i just eats pepperonis or cp
when im feeling fancy i have deluxe
Fucking Cookiezi :3
i like using the title of that beatmap as one of my super edgy lines from time to time
I can't handle your edge
i cant tell if its edge or chuuni at this point
i used to have a few lines of megumin's incantations memorized
well with that i am going to bed nini neko nyna have a nice day today :3
I love to feast.
waow. you dont get to see this much in animes!!!!
Those places are fucking crazy
Eye mask and vibrators in gift bags in such hotels
Free to hire cosplay costumes.
at first i thought the free vibrators were cool, but after some thinking they are probably low quality and not meant for long term use
it also made me think of wanting to stick a vibrator in my butthole all day
Can have sex, then sleep, then bed and breakfast all for $127 a night and cheap fucking food.
Forget the sextoys, I'd rent a love hotel just for a place to sleep!
They look so kinky but also comfy!
but japan has pod hotels for that
Are they cheaper and comfier?
they cost like the same as motels i think and you lock yourself in a box
Well... I do like tight spaces but...
if the shit ain't cheap...
i found a video about it
it doesnt seem too bad cuz of the bath
I wouldn;t mind living in a box like that.I got my laptop and my books, they don't take up much space.
tfw random BSOD while watching someone play Resident Evil 7 in the dark
GET TERRORED, BITCH.
And I thought I saw everything.
the audio bugged out at the same time and i got a staticy effect
this takes skill.
how many hours u practice musicgod
I could show you the world
post right half
Rename this one to "Clever Girl".
when i do it im hypersexual
That's strictly untrue.
You're always a hypersexual.
I don't know anything about Neru's sexual tendencies to know if she's one as well.
fine you can have this victory
ill go wallow in a bath and fap to mai waifu
the n word
I'm going to go do sexual things because you call me a satyromaniac so much
Not exactly helping your case.
i think i have that victim complex thing
maybe i just like being bullied
It is only going to get worse
good job everyone
I got an interview for a job
From a company I don't remember applying to.
I think I drink and smoke too much, guys
id appreciate it if you used terms that werent derogatory
it doesnt work like that you have to try harder
cookiezi is p gud
You're only good for swallowing semen, you useless slut.
holy shit!!!! if you google osu the first result isnt oregon state university anymore!!
you get Osu!
lmao rip acc 99.81%
don't look at me like that
I never used any of them to be an insult, but if that's how you took it, okay.
is 100% acc hard
i think thats probably tru, u guna bait em or u need the job?
My butthole puckered
Is that okay in agreement or okay in unresponse
i wanna curl up in bed and be patted
I'll look at you in whatever tone of voice I want to look at you in.
For plebeians and shitters, yeah.
I don't know, I'm gonna see how this plays out; see if I get the job.
Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
Neither of those make sense in context.
It's an "If it bothers you that much, okay I will stop."
don't make me have to get physical
u should drink an entire bottle of whiskey before the interveiw.... like 2 minutes b4 and make it fast as possible
the interveiw i mean
Let's get digital instead.
Pls no, I like money. ;-;
It usually reacts when i get turned on
Doesn't bother me a whole lot. Just winder wut you went out of your way to use those terms
does gta v have nice side missions?
I've got more where that came from, you cumslut.
I don't go out of my way to use them ???
I mean, I guess I looked up the male-specific equivalence to nymphomania, but that was more just general curiosity.
So 80s it hurts.
Though, technically, the word is Saytriasis not Satyromania.
let me play with your digital display rinirin
So... what is better for my empire...
Slavery or making food out of our dead and the flesh of our enemies...
I'mma pick slavery.
Fucken love Endless.
I wish i made more cum so i could swallow bigger loads
I piqued your interest :>?
I have absolutely no idea why you'd take that away from what I said.
You want to swallow large loads?
Oh, don't worry, I could always help you with that.
Be sure to be on your knees first, though!
You googled for me
I only like my own cum
I-I'm to scared to try other flavors
sorry I'll try not to make it lewd
can't make any promises tho
Don't flatter yourself, it'd've happened anyway.
A good daddy always provides for his gril. >W>
All the better to get you a cat foodbowl with YOUR CUM ON IT!
Sorry, in one of those moods.
😝i need moe blush emotes
Oh well. How was your sleep?
It was alright.
But i want loads of steaming fresh cum
pls don't call me that
Better start fapping, Feku.
Be sure to cam too.
Has the snow started melting?
Woah there. That's child porn!!
Even though I know you like it, because you asked so sweetly, I'll stop.
Then it got cold and snowed again.
I'm younger, get in my van.
I do not like it !
Yah but isn't it always cold in maple land
Okay. Ima go fap now
Yeah, yeah, just like you don't like being called a good girl.
depends how i feel
At least night two sleeping on a tattoo wasn't so bad.
sleep on the edge of a cliff
Only if you hold my hand while I do it.
I would only do that so i could get close enough to push you off
I'll grab you by the cusp of your shirt collar and pull you down with me in a lovers embrace.
We can kiss while we fall.
That sounds fucking repugnant. Absolutely disgusting.
Kiss me, you disgusting pig.
I wallow in my singularity of sadness.
Not much. Listening to Wu-Tang lmao
Whatchu up to?
i'm not doing much just chilling a little before i fall alseep
listening to some weird shit i found
ugh that really tired me out more than usual the bath water nearly went cold
so like being in a bath? and then the water stops being hot suddenly?
Now it's this one: youtube.com
I finally made a Pandora account now that I have a computer again^^
Neko, you whore.
You're the only one to talk to right now. Don't you dare leave me hanging here.
oh you like a lotta old school shit don't you?
is it worth it?
then you must only refer to me with cute sweet sobriquets from now on. :3
I mean, I'm old, so...
The computer, or Pandora?
Cause I say yes to both.
I am having vast difficulty connecting you with anything considerably "cute".
i never tried pandora cause youtube has everything already
what's the difference?
fuck you, horriblesubs
It's audio only so it doesn't rekt your data on your phone.
It's personalized channels. Like I've liked every single song so far on my Kesha station. That's a good record compared to suggested vids on YT or regular radio.
you should be able to interpret its meaning if ur a true weeb
lol what anime?
Wait. Why does nobody ever send me memes?
that sounds pretty handy actually
the suggested vids on youtube are atrocious and if you accidentally watch something you don't like you fucked up cause now your suggestions are littered with it
my dad once told me he made a mem on facebook, and it took me something like 10 seconds to realise what the fuck he was talking about
Those are actual subtitles, the guy's just pretty high.
just pretend i'm the little girl in my pics
i dont even