Political compass/8values thread?

I guess I'm pretty close to the consensus so far.

impressive, what questions did you answer to get that? everything I clicked didn't really have me advocate for a market.

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Nice filename bro.

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As usual socialism is equated with governments and statism, nationalism with militarism, leadership with authoritarianism, and technology with "social progressivism".

Here have a broken result.

About there ish

i agree but how do we market it?

#GoToGulag

Ummm….

When will political tests realize that democracy =/= social liberalism?

No surprise there.

Is there hope for me?

r8&h8

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I unironically believe stuff like this and the political compass test are designed by porky to keep people misinformed about the left.

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youtu.be/PbdDMWognH4

I thought some questions were vague.

For example, is it necessary for the government to intervene in the economy to protect consumers if I don't want neither government nor powerful corporations?

Will "international" trade be beneficial if there are no nations?

Do I support the UN as it is implemented or as an idea?

You wouldn't survive one day in real life

Fair enough I guess, especially when the leanings would also reflect what I value more, whilist keeping in mind that there's value in the other as well.
With the exemplary philosophy of thinking globally whilist keeping it real and acting locally.
Question is, can I find myself on leftypol, if not overally leftist communites?

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of all the shit you ae the shitiest, you are not even considred human

I'm not a neo-con, the test is just shit.

ITT: globalist demons

No it isn't.

as usual these tests are retarded and worthless because they don't allow nuance, specificity or ambivalence. probably because they're made by americans

e.g. i am an insurrectionary communist and these are my results

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Well, they are a curiosity. But I get pretty consistent results.

Other tests:
filteries.com/politics
politicaltest.net/en/
politicalcompass.org/test (obviously)

(me)

uh oh

is ancap just a giant contradiction?

We aren't anarchists, thinking we are even related to them just makes everyone confused. We just want people to decide what's best for themselves and not interfere with eachother, I prefer a capitalist economic system and tradnat values, so I will pursue that. And tests put me at a large authoritarian score because I prefer an authoritarian government over a neo-liberal democratic one.

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so you're just a neocon then

People aren't going to decide shit with capitalism and an authoritarian government, they will just be exploited and oppressed.

Saved

There can be no anarchism with hierarchy fam.

No, I won't start a war with you because I need to spread democracy, and I'll let you live in whatever way you want to, I just want the same courtesy.

I don't want an authoritarian government, I just prefer it over other options for a lot of reasons. And if you don't want to live under capitalism I don't care, I like private ownership and if you let me practice it somewhere away from you I have no qualm with you.

It's stupid because I don't want UN to be a thing because
but being against it makes it sound like I'm a reactionary

also my meme result

you make the assumption that all hierarchy's are the same, and that anarchists want to abolish all hierarchy.
that's not the only praxis of neoconservatism
so now it's okay if the state cucks you?

Capitalism requires producers and consumers, if people could really have the choice, capitalism would not work, it also requires an "infinite growth", that's why capitalism tend to globalism and imperialism.

My ideology in one picture.
SIEG HEIL
FAITH, FAMILY, FOLK

pure ideology

I meant institutional hierarchy, if that wasn't clear.
The other half of the sentence was necessary to understand my point.
It's better that a dictator cucks me than a democratic process cucks me. This is because there is a higher possibility of insurrection whenever the decisions made are bad.

Capitalism doesn't need infinite growth, a capitalist system is based around making economic processes constantly more efficient, producing indefinite growth. Statism leads to imperialism and globalism, since every state strives for more influence and power, since nothing can stop their influence and power. And I personally think that a capitalist system, even while giving a much less equal distribution of wealth would end up with more wealth, but that might not be the case. If it isn't I'm fairly okay with changing my mind, I just haven't seen sufficient evidence to the contrary.

regular anarchists do to as well I guess? If the institution itself is just, or working for the welfare of society there wouldn't be a problem. In the same vein as a company that wasn't exploiting the environment or destroying others private property like Monsanto.
Really, because at least under a liberal democracy you have rights, and freedom of speech and association. Under a totalitarian you'll be sent to a fucking work prison for 20 years or executed for even remotely breaking the law. Sure you'll have an insurrection faster, but probably at the cost of more deaths.

"Folk" you have got to be fucking kidding me.

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everytime

If you work for some spooky stuff like the welfare of society I doubt that you cause any institutional hierarchy.
Nice memes there bud.

any society/civilization if it wants to exist has to be found on transcendental ideals, muh spooks isn't an argument.
does it matter whether the rights themselves are fictitious or not, they exist and have material consequences.

How so? The "free" market clearly tend to make much of his profits over speculation on capital gains, most of the modern capitalist economy it's not even based on real economy.

Do you even know what growth is? GDP growth is based on the increasing of gross values added, which means that in capitalism you need to produce more and more for the only sake of "profits and growth", but to produce you also need to sell because you won't produce for nothing (you would not have any profits), so you always need to find more and more consumers, to manipulate them with marketing, advertising, etc. but they need money to buy your shits, but you can't just raise the wages because your products will not be enough profitable, so you give them money with bank loans and so they become debt slaves, so more growth means more debts, more slavery, capitalism is slavery.

I'm not an egoist, I just appreciate the memes.

Most of what you describe are problems with a statist system. Speculation on capital gains to the extent that it's happening is largely only possible because of fiat currency and because of the state supporting it to a ridiculous extent. GDP means nothing, I'm talking about real growth, increasing consumer goods production and such. You can't find consumers infinitely, you have to eventually start making internal processes more efficient to produce better products for lower costs, advertising is not manipulation, it's not like ads do anything other than bring the product into peoples attention and make it seem as appealing as possible. The rise of wages in a capitalist system is not because individual bosses actually raise wages, but rather that prices fall on the market and without government interference the market would likely be saturated with employment, causing rising wages because employees become worth something. And this degree of personal debt is yet another statist problem, as the state facilitates it with unsound money and manipulating the market.

kek

I like the flag, and the philosophy behind it is similar to my own. The philosophy just isn't anarchist.

You're a limp-wristed faux-nazi. You disgust me.

A m e r i c a

So fascists then. I mean if you look at what Hitler, Mussolini, and Pinochet did, and what 'an'caps want, it's not too different.

how tank am I?

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I want to gulag whoever made this for using the raised fist for authority.

Heil Hitler

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where can find the first test?

politicaltest.net/en/test/short/

We're our own thing, not everyone is a fascist. We just want people to not tread on us.
Neo-liberalism is as related to libertarianism as it is to socialism. It's just the combination of the worst ideas of whatever ideology you can find.

gr8 b8 m8

Interesting quiz. I had just had a metanoia and changed my entire worldview to libertarian socialism before taking it too.

rate my spooks

leftist scum itt

Congrats, you've managed to be even dumber than the real AnCaps.

I'll give you a fucking tip: you're not an AnCap if you basically just want a state that conforms to your values.

And furthermore, your ideology is very far away from AnCaps. They're pieces of shit, their ideal is, at its highest, a privatised fascism, not an authoritarian state.

ewwww. Oh well what else could I expect from one of these?

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I got the first one & felt alright.

My pro-capitalist "radical centrist" sjw friend got the second one….

Rate me. I am Russian Trotskyist.

the questions are loaded, most of them presuppose support of states, politics, and economy.

I'm somewhere between a DeLeonist, Anarcho-Syndicalist, and Mutualist.

Im an AnCap

You guys will literally bring the world into a permanent great depression.

damn. i was hoping to bring it into a permanent great destruction

You mean the period where the Soviets tripled their economic performance? :^)

An killed half of there country. GDP is meaningless when the majority of your country is starving to death because they are not allowed to produce food because the state says so.

I ain't no tankie but come the fuck on user

what's the matter?

Okay I exaggerated, but there where many people dieing very quickly, and almost no one had any say about what they can do about them selves.

How?

tfw theocratic distributist atheist

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pls no hate

here we go

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I would like to see your results then.

feel like i've done every political test going at this point

Kinda like what we have now in post-colonial 2nd/3rd world countries.
REALLY makes you think, huh…

Fairly standard. Didn't know I'd be as left as I am, considering I was a fedora flipping ayncap less than 2 years ago.

Would you look at that…

Yeah

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I don't really think patriotic is the right term but eh

SIEG HEIL

Centrist who's to smart for ideololgy.

If you have an overwhelmingly big purple bar you're genuinely a narrow minded idiot, by the way.

These things are fucking stupid. What a waste of time, pixels and internet.

This one is pretty accurate

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It isn't even a real ideology wtf

Memes

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