New thread for you

dat hangover cure

been busy watching maron.

I just got back on my computer and noticed a need for a new thread.

Look at my match history

In League?

That's the only game I play with a match history

What am I looking for?

What could possibly take away your PC time on a Sunday?

What

A

Faggot.

The game I just played

do you know how to drive stick?

Getting a tattoo was actually pretty fun.

osu is so much more fun when you're wasted

where's the pic tho

Nice build.

just my thread time. I was busy watching things and getting some food.

well you would know, resident faggot expert.

pics.

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I had no idea what the heck I was doing

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I ship GhostiexIan

They were gone for hours
I'm pretty he got it in

They grow up so fast

I REQUIRE DICK IN MY ASS RIGHT NOW

I WILL FUCKING TAKE THE 18 HOURS OF BUSES TO GET TO IAN

It would have been full AP team comp otherwise, and he still has utility with the spells. MIGHT AS WELL

why ian

IAN IS MINE

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I 100% refuse to believe this is real.

What was for dinner?

he's the closest one that wants to fuck

Don't be so jealous that my gaydar from working at Disney is so well attuned to tell how gay someone is from 2,000 miles away is.

Dude completely busted his phone

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You just feel pity for Ian now with the dog humping his leg.

That was my train of thought at least.

I

NEED

TO

FUCK

NOW

You mind not being specist?
WE dogs don't appreciate it.

I mean no attractive animus posters in az besides me

You're a 1/10. I feel bad for the 2/10's for settling with you.

Oh right. No one wants to be lumped up with him.

this one time at band camp

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You're not funny.

chili cheese fries.

it'll never be as good as an actual gay man's gaydar. stop trying to appropriate our culture.

don't give me that tone of face.

actually that was quite literally the funniest thing she has ever said.

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Oh yeah Wish check out these garbage ass cars fam

Yum! Hard to find people who share my love for such junky foods these days.

Stop marginalizing my people.

Get the fuck out

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See, you're funny sometimes.

It was forced upon me by your culture. I was raped to receive this inane ability.

"LET MY PEOPLE GO."

Yes hello.

PLEASE NOTICE IM NOT JOINING THE FISH JOKES

I AM BEING A GOOD BOY

Thanks Moses.

I mean no attractive animus posters in ca besides me

Where in Cali?

I mean no attractive animus posters in Canada besides me

This is the actual tat btw cup.

Wish, sit in my lap.

How you doing?

Good boy.

There is literally no one that thinks Fish is attractive.
He's just a fat dude in drag.

I'm busy sitting in Darwin's lap though.

Cooking chicken and rice.

You?

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Darwin is dumb.
Sit in my lap.

Say it looks nice or I post Bestiality and change my ip and name every post to avoid filters.

But how else will I belittle and demean you in some transparent attempt to make myself feel better?

I'm just very lazy and things that are easy to cook in oven or microwave are all I eat.

what did you really get a tattoo of?

respecting people's pronouns as long as they are real pronouns don't cost nothin'

oh please. you're devaluing that already highly overused word even more than it already is.

proud of you, squash.

huh. not too bad. I have no idea what it is, but at least it's not something insanely cringey.

Be nice.

You can't demean me because I hit the bottom already and take pride in it.

From a game. Me and my brothers wanted to get a group thing for the last 7 years.

See? You're even raping me with words for not immediately agreeing with me.

I would grill steaks and burgers just for you.

And just so we're clear here, "xer" and "xe" are not real pronouns, right?

Be less selective

All tattoos look awful.
With no exception.

:^)

The room parties were lit though man

I identify as a Lockheed Martin F-22 Raptor, please respect my pronouns.
They are jet, jets, and jetself.

huh. well cool man. glad you're happy with it.

now you're appropriating retard sjw culture with all these stupid ass things you're saying.

real pronouns are as follows:
he. she. they.

south

sucks we got interrupted last time, I think his girlfriend might be jealous or something

Nice BnP

Good. Because if I ever play a pokemon game and it has those pronouns for when you choose your gender...OOOOOHOHOHO!

I see how it is, you're get to say all the stupid shit you want, but when I have the rare inkling to act like a total tosser I'm in the wrong.

Ah, I was in Fresno for a large portion of my life.

Vidya. Though that is more what we are doing, not how we are doing.

Fish is not people.

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He's like Buffalo Bill's skin suit that gained sentience.

How and what are similar enough.

oh yeah? what would you do, exactly?

well yeah, don't you know how it works? you have to always act exactly like people expect you to act or else you get all kinds of shit. it's like you expect some kind of fairness or reasonable treatment from people in this world. come on, tracer.

and you tell me and guero not to bully. tsk tsk.

You're just upset that I respect you enough to let you drink from my bar.

There's a difference between somebody who crouched in a video game and... Fish's persona.

First, I would blame it all on you for being so faggy that you perpetuated the idea that this kind of thing is socially acceptable.

it's incredibly upsetting that you respect or like me at all. it's confusing to an infuriating degree.

people are people, no matter where they are or what they are doing. it amuses me that someone who you see and even interact with on a near daily basis is someone you can easily disregard the humanity of, but someone who you have literally never met, nor will ever see again, you will stick up for. your priorities confuse me.

but you already know I don't consider that sort of thing socially acceptable, so I'm not sure where you're going with this.

Really?

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Those people I can give the benefit of the doubt.

Fish I can't. I've seen Fish too often. I know what they're like.

Then as thew dedicated asshole that I am I will continue to do so.

To me.

You are silly.

...crap, I was going somewhere with it, but I forgot where to go from there. Well anyways, the ultimate goal I was going for was to say that I'll ultimately hunt you down and destroy you out of anger.

Doesn't say so on my drivers license.

and for your own personal way of acting towards people I suppose you can justify this thought process to yourself, but the question then comes to why you'd try and lecture others when the only basis for your ethics in this comes from your own personal opinions towards people. because from a perspective that isn't your own, it just looks like you're inconsistent in your dealings with people.

excellent, I would expect nothing less from you.

how much have you had to drink today?

gotcha. I'll keep that in mind for my secret gay agenda meetings with nintendo, game freak and the pokemon company.

No it just says gay on yours.

You can't hide from me forever

GOOD SHIT

DAS SOME GOOD SHIT

GOOD SHIT MY MAYNE

21 more hours to go.

Well, there;s a donor heart on the back.

ah, I see. soon. so very soon.

I feel like my chances are actually pretty good, as you don't know where exactly I live.

I got to make out with a Hatsune Miku cosplayer

It was a pretty nice con

Ian's becoming a weeaboo faggot
He bought merch and everything

It'll be the white guy with long hair and a bubble butt sticking out in the sea of Mexicans/Hispanics.

How kind of you.

Yeah, but did you watch Illya with him?

there's tons of other white people here you faget.

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You know I'm not talkative while drunk, Cup.

Well, if I can't have a kid then I should go on living somehow.

I don't think of respect as something that is necessarily earned. It's something you should have for everyone, at least to a point. That includes people people of the other gender, and hell even them gursh durned Mexicans. Even the ones that crouch in video games. But it is entirely possible to lose that respect for someone because of how they ACT. I owe Fish nothing.

No, guys, it's fine, I'm kinda asexual, I just want to get fucked every other week and won't shut up about how I want to get dicked, and I'll get twice as vocal about it once I've had alcohol.

to be fair you're almost never talkative and actually seem to be more talkative when you are drunk. at least to some of us.

but i dont like underage boys

Well then I'm more talkative to the people I like I guess.

jej

*pet*

But for how much longer?! We'll be an endangered species by the 2050s!

I disagree with this pretty strongly.

on the rest of your post I see your point and have no issues with it. thanks for sharing your point of view.

yeah same

Same

We're not disgusting lolicons you sick pedophile

what a faget L O L

not endangered, just the minority.

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I went go kart racing today

did you have fun?

Don't make me revoke 'hm' privileges.

I can't handle such a heartbreak.

What are you accusing me of?

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I'm sorry. I'll be good.

we'll be fine. hilary will win in 2020 and she'll make sure us white folk are protected in special camps.

That's what I thought.

hmph.

No sass. No pouting. Whiskey only. No items. Fox only. Final Destination.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...OOOOO....OOOO....OO.....O........................................................................................(transmission interrupted).

yes

*pet*
whatcha up to now?

I'd kick your ass, old man.

r i p in peace.

In Smash Brothers? Probably. I'm terrible at it.

In real life? I'd aim for the hair.

oh my. make sure to pull it nice and hard.

You can not have kids?

Individually until you're bald.

Not until I find a good woman.

playing video games

tired from today

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But you are gay.

Not until I find men attractive.

that would take you an exceedingly long time. you know you'd get bored way too fast.

anything good?

I'm probably the most patient man you've ever met.

You clearly do.

well if you say so

liking underage boys

Not really.

I do say so.

why yes, so you do.

bump

But that's just untrue.

Chicken and rice is good.

Girls make the best boys, it's just a fact.

where's the undeniable proof that is undeniable?

yes, yes it is.

this is just objectively wrong. other way around. boys make the best girls.

Hm.

^W^

Where have you been?
Its been ages

I keep forgetting you're a lolicon too

Boys are gross and have penises and stuff, that's just gay and gross.

I only play overwatch right now.

ranked #3,300 in NA right now

The evidence speaks against your words.

im just playing dank souls, one shotting people with my big ass axe

The boy I like is older than me.

I just appreciate cute girls doing cute things

I've been around, just not all that much. been busy this week because of work, and then outside of work there's an overwatch event so I've been playing an unholy amount of that.

how you been, soto?

nnf

mmm penises...

What evidence.

Disgusting fag, get out of my america.

He could be 13 or 14 then!

Down girl.

I want to go swimming in Benten

I want to go swimming in Satanya

I'm 23 though

not my fault.

I'll head on up to your faggy ass feminized cuckland.

Penis ban when?

I want to go swimming in Hikari.

You hitting on guys?

axes are fun

would you like some cake?

I'm going to cuckada and go to glorious nippon where I can work myself to death like everyone else.

aight, you'll have to dox yourself so i can check into this.

Season 2 when tho

I accidentally a whole word.

Oh well.

Gaaaaaaaaaaaay.

It's all your fault, actually.

I haven't, to my knowledge.

that's the dream right thurr

nothing is ever my fault. personal responsibility is for suckers.

Exactly
Ban all the penises and send them all to me

Of what?

There has been enough information of me posted that if you can't dox me you're shit

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Fam

But she's a grill.

Maybe find myself a qt azn waifu if I can find the time in my karoshi.
And then ignore her all the time for work, and eventually have a family I only spend time with on sunday.

straight white cisgendered males deserve to be Holocausted - modern day female jews

Bills have to pay themselves.

Not seeing any evidence.

given you've seen all the information, that is.

'chu want, echo?

yes please
what kind of cake is it?

in a perfect world...

that honestly sounds amazing. family is exhausting.

April 9th.

I suppose that's true.

I fucking wish.

Oh well, maybe in the next life I'll be an entitled little shit and have mommy and daddy buy me everything.

That's too long.

A lot of things, at the moment being able to fall asleep most of all, second only after like winning a lottery, but yeah.

but ya know that posting boob size and pantsu will help me find all this information out a lot faster.

Still gay. #stopgay

There really is zero needed. It has been more than obvious.

I honestly don't know, my grandma made it

it's chocolate and some other stuff

it's hard to describe

brb taking a pic

I honestly feel bad for people in that situation. even though my life is shit at least I can appreciate what I have properly.

why can't you fall asleep?

Imagine watching it in 2013 when it aired.

But people have both of those already :^)

Sounds like something someone with no evidence would say.

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Aye. Makes me wish their parents would drop them for being the leech they are.

maybe i can believe one but not the other. You'll have to repost in case someone like I missed it.

Still waiting for season 2 of Akagi tbh so yeah.

No clue, shit metabolism I guess, I felt like sleeping all day, now I've been in bed for 2 hours before falling asleep only to wake up 2 and half hours later, would be great if it wasn't 3am.

the parents of children like that don't care enough to try and help their kids not be little shits.

maybe you'll get tired again soon.

Good luck with that.

How are you doing tonight?

Throw money at it, I think that will help.

Good luck with you having nothing to justify your statements?

throw money at me.

cool

Trying not to fall asleep, tempted to play Tales of Besteria.

Forever waiting for more Fruits Basket :^)

Both are true. Not reposting though.

Earn it.

I am not liking Hand Shakers, but I keep watching it because I like the music.

I noticed you mention that before. Has it been good?

Well at least I'll remember not to watch that.
Fam was pretty great though. 4 years later better than never.

Hopefully, in the meantime I'll try think of something effectively exhausting to do.

Like I said, I have perfect taste.

The only thing I don't like is that all of the face buttons are used for artes, and you just assign them to different combo stages of each button.

Beyond that, it's been really enjoyable.

That's like two good shots so far.

I'm in Newport

/pole dances at u kindly

best of luck to you.

That is good. what is the game anyway? An rpg?

Never been that far south. LA once as a kid.

Nnnno.

/gives u a lapdance warmly

Manny staring into space lmao

Where are you now ?

No 'hms', two days.

The guy in the jacket looking right.
Hook me up.

hmph. no fun allowed man.

That's me.

Clean the dishes.

Two for two

/cleans the dishes kindly

Hm status reinstated.

I gotchu fam ;)

score.

1 for 3

Don't abuse it.

I would never.

Yes you would.

You what?

this is a serious accusation. you could hurt a guy's feelings like that, ya know.

I know.

luckily my feelings regenerate at twice the speed of a normal man's.

Must be the inherent homo nature.

Didn't think this far ahead.

I was just quoting "the office"
my feelings never recover.

You're so cute.

am sleep

nini.

Never watched it.

it's quite funny.

boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/109920798

Look at the fucking 4th post. LOOK AT It!

an effective way to troll that idiot board, I'm sure.

Ehhhh

How does someone even reply to this ?

That fucking ID and comment....

Do you go to the Holla Forums threads there or here?

well it is to me.

Who is the Mia poster anyway?

I would have expected a smug face or a :3 face

But hitting 'new reply'

I never go to Holla Forums anywhere.

fishy.

swedish fish

Smug anime faces are for winning arguments though.

Why not? You only get so many red pills from thunderfoot and Sargon alone.

Oh ew.

I regret linking them ever now.

stop ignoring unused threads >:(

I'll watch it in Ireland.

But we never argue, do we?

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I thought ala was over

gimme the scoop

anything of note happen?

just because I hate sjws and retarded feminists doesn't mean I'm full alt right.
I dislike extremism of any kind.

first of all, no. second of all, no. third of all, it means literally nothing. I'm sure as hell not going to the effort of tracking down unused threads just to link them here. in fact, fuck you, here's another fresh new thread and it's early.

sounds like a plan.

new thread

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