Hey now, you're an all star

Logan Brooks
Logan Brooks

hey now, you're an all star

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Jack Rivera
Jack Rivera

Get the show on.

Jace Kelly
Jace Kelly

Or was it game on.

Andrew Edwards
Andrew Edwards

all star, get your game on, go play.

hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid.

Benjamin Wright
Benjamin Wright

kinda

I might as well be asleep if i'm in bed.

Daniel Rodriguez
Daniel Rodriguez

Embarrassing.

James Turner
James Turner

You skipped lines.

Adam Rodriguez
Adam Rodriguez

Shreking kill yourself.

Camden Adams
Camden Adams

I don't smash mouths.

John Ramirez
John Ramirez

well what if you move your mattress blanket pillow and sheets to somewhere else instead

then it wont be bed

Luke Cox
Luke Cox

WOW whiskers

Aaron Diaz
Aaron Diaz

Maybe ban will like this rendition

Charles Rogers
Charles Rogers

This has done the impossible.
It's actually worse than Smash Mouth.

Leo Butler
Leo Butler

smash my mouth uguu

Lincoln Wood
Lincoln Wood

Smash mouth seems like the kind of music Guy Fieri listens to while eating something really messy and moaning about how good it is.

Henry Wood
Henry Wood

I prefer this version lol

Andrew Murphy
Andrew Murphy

Its awful

Owen Brown
Owen Brown

surprisingly apt description of smash mouth.

Leo Brown
Leo Brown

Then whats the point ?

Eli Nguyen
Eli Nguyen

I-I don't know what that means.

.///.

Luis Howard
Luis Howard

Guy Fieri and the lead singer look alike in that "fat white trash" way.

Jaxon Flores
Jaxon Flores

Cool tat braj did you do it yourself

Luke Barnes
Luke Barnes

Not on point with the references.

Sebastian Bell
Sebastian Bell

I tried.

Thats probably why I think about it when I see or hear him.

Camden Gomez
Camden Gomez

dont stomp on my broken dreams

Julian Lopez
Julian Lopez

it will make the challenge harder since you will be exhausted from moving your bed

Joshua Myers
Joshua Myers

And the same shitty, cheap plastic sunglasses.

David Sullivan
David Sullivan

I refuse.

Gabriel Bailey
Gabriel Bailey

just ram it right in there.

I always forget guy fieri is even a thing and every time I do it's like a little burst of happiness in my brain because I remember that someone so absurd exists and it makes me smile. and I actually like the guy.

Christian Wood
Christian Wood

Your references get out of control. Everybody knows that.

Luke Walker
Luke Walker

and I actually like the guy.

Noah Morgan
Noah Morgan

Don't tread on me

Jordan Evans
Jordan Evans

well did you have anything in mind since you ddint like my ideas

James Sanchez
James Sanchez

that show diners drive ins and dives is rather entertaining. and his absurdity only makes it more so.

Carson Miller
Carson Miller

You've hit rock bottom.
Seek help.

Gabriel Young
Gabriel Young

right, this is the tipping point for me. the fact that I've enjoyed a sub par television program.

Aaron Hughes
Aaron Hughes

youd think life would stop beating you once you play dead but no it never stops

Luis Cook
Luis Cook

That is not quite the line either.

Jackson Bell
Jackson Bell

*judges you white trashily*

Brandon Watson
Brandon Watson

My first?

THAT WAS ADAPTATION, DARWIN!

Anthony Rogers
Anthony Rogers

I have those generic ray ban ones everyone has.

and then like some other multicolor ones for fighting cancer

youtube.com/watch?v=Z3kQ4CjbbvA

Lets roleplay as underage ponies

Gavin Cooper
Gavin Cooper

I'll assume you meant fist, and no, clearly I'm talking about your cock. keep up, goggles.

Juan Morris
Juan Morris

Sorry..

Ian Reyes
Ian Reyes

I do not believe this.

Michael Lee
Michael Lee

You've hit rock bottom
Seek help

Benjamin Thomas
Benjamin Thomas

The chronic alcoholism was rock bottom.
The shitty meme show is just breaking through the floor.

I have Ray-Ban aviators like literally everyone else.

Christian Hill
Christian Hill

i have

Camden Ross
Camden Ross

I know what the line was.. I use it. Honest.

I just don't know what the whiskers one is.

David Bailey
David Bailey

aviators

wow you're cool

Michael Green
Michael Green

Literally everyone owns Ray-Ban aviators.

Bentley Adams
Bentley Adams

"Chronic alcoholism" is redundant.

Did it work?

Julian Garcia
Julian Garcia

neets dont
they own kamina glasses instead

Nicholas Ramirez
Nicholas Ramirez

No one here does.

You probably look like a tool in those.

Thomas Ward
Thomas Ward

its a work in progress

Luke Perry
Luke Perry

that bad lip reading guy is better at this kinda thing.

you will never be forgiven. this is going in the top ten anime betrayals for sure.

I liked that show back when I was still a kid living in my parent's house. older kid, to be sure, but that's when I watched it. it was a fun thing to watch with the family. a lot of shitty shows are more enjoyable with a group.

Colton Perez
Colton Perez

I live in the UK why would I ever need sunglasses

Isaac Barnes
Isaac Barnes

he doesn't own aviators
calling everyone here a neet

Bentley Murphy
Bentley Murphy

chronic shitposting

Landon Roberts
Landon Roberts

I own exactly zero pairs of sunglasses.

Aiden Gomez
Aiden Gomez

I don't think I've ever heard of him.

Benjamin Howard
Benjamin Howard

pretty funny youtube channel. I don't really watch it though, I already have way too much shit to watch.

John Allen
John Allen

Can I come to your intervention?

Joseph Perry
Joseph Perry

NEETs need to be gassed anyways.

Literally everyone owns a pair of them, the same as Converse's.

My parents watch either golf, shitty CBS shows, or Food Network constantly.
Even with them, I won't actively watch TV with them.

Oh right, you live in a depressing grey country.

2kool4skool

Angel Clark
Angel Clark

Well if you like it then its probably trash.

Jaxson Rogers
Jaxson Rogers

tfw i key is sticky so everytime I open my inventory in witcher 3 I get extremely annoyed

Sebastian Green
Sebastian Green

Even with them, I won't actively watch TV with them.

see your own bottom reply.

Owen Baker
Owen Baker

The people in Texas are fashionably challenged.

Nathaniel Brooks
Nathaniel Brooks

I have wayfarers.

Can you leave my name out?

Luke Clark
Luke Clark

2017
not being neet

Robert Moore
Robert Moore

yeah probably.

I'm gonna put it front and center.

Lincoln Adams
Lincoln Adams

what country should we start with?
Literally everyone owns a pair of them, the same as Converse's.
gross, this isn't elementary school/junior high

Nicholas White
Nicholas White

Fug.

Samuel Scott
Samuel Scott

I just put on a movie of some sort, something they haven't seen and probably won't like to broaden their horizons.

It's not just Texas.
It's pretty much a global thing.
Aviators by sales are the most popular sunglasses type ever.

The plastic Ferris Bueller shades?

Canada.
It's just one of those things: everyone owns a pair somewhere, whether they bought it or it's a relic of their past.

Joseph Clark
Joseph Clark

This one had me giggling like a little bitch.

youtube.com/watch?v=VH7WFIFu0yA

Christian Walker
Christian Walker

Yeah and I bet your cargo shorts are too.

Owen Price
Owen Price

The ones he wears on the box art, I think

Liam Young
Liam Young

well if you want to I guess

that sounds horrifying. if I were your parents I'd have you aborted.

childish humor tends to entertain children, yes.

Jacob Reed
Jacob Reed

Its funny you say that when I'm more of an adult than you yet i'm many years younger.

Andrew Myers
Andrew Myers

yes that is a pretty true thing you just said.

Julian Powell
Julian Powell

What makes you an adult?

Parker Rivera
Parker Rivera

Those are just comfy.
And it's not like pants are ever needed here.

Yeah, I have/had a pair of just black ones.
I think I've had at least a dozen different types of Ray-Bans over the years since being a kid.
I think the only pairs I had that weren't were Oakley's that I had during baseball seasons.

My parents for some reason like me doing that, I'm not really sure why either.
Like anytime we meet up to go out to eat or anything I've always been the one to pick the place and it's usually something they've never had and think they'll hate and end up liking.
Same with movies/shows.

Lucas Powell
Lucas Powell

I'm above 18.

William Gray
William Gray

;-;

Andrew Robinson
Andrew Robinson

tsuchi-chan sugoiiii

Connor Wood
Connor Wood

But if that's the only criteria then Cupcake would be more of an adult

Mason Sullivan
Mason Sullivan

Well, EXCUSE ME for being functional around people.

Jack Ross
Jack Ross

I have no further points to make.

I'm sorry Darwin

If you say so.

Elijah Parker
Elijah Parker

Lame.

Nicholas Sullivan
Nicholas Sullivan

Savage.

Owen Murphy
Owen Murphy

Hipsters kind of ruined Wayfarers.

Christian Foster
Christian Foster

you're excused.

Camden Davis
Camden Davis

Most people will suffer such ailment.

What is the story behind this file name?

Andrew Robinson
Andrew Robinson

You have said all of this actually I'm just regurgitating with my thumb in the back of my throat

William Campbell
William Campbell

Did not!

Wyatt Miller
Wyatt Miller

I mean, to be fair, he does have a point. most adults feel the need to point out that they are more adult than other adults.

Andrew Martinez
Andrew Martinez

Here you go:

Erikson. Erik H. and Joan M. (1997) The Life Cycle Completed: Extended Version. New York: W. W. Norton

Jace Parker
Jace Parker

They probably made that years ago so I have no idea.

Stop that.

Or feel the need to call others children and then be passive aggressive about it.

Chase Miller
Chase Miller

I was hoping you'd say that.
I've never owned them before honestly.

Owen Carter
Owen Carter

I simply call things like I see them. I attach no stigma to the idea of being childish.

Dylan Campbell
Dylan Campbell

You crippled, anti-social little shit

Pretty much anytime I'm in the really boring new suburban it place to live, it's pretty much everyone at pretentious places with Wayfarers in the summer.
So it's kind of ruined them for anyone to me.

Kind of shocking, really.
It's not really something of hyperbole either. The majority of people have owned or own both of those at some point.

Lincoln Gutierrez
Lincoln Gutierrez

I have my doubts.

William Ortiz
William Ortiz

I GUESS I WILL HAVE TO INVESTIGATE

Adam Rodriguez
Adam Rodriguez

I never even noticed it until you pointed it out.

Jeremiah Hernandez
Jeremiah Hernandez

You told her NEVER to post it again on 12/17/16.

Ayden Brooks
Ayden Brooks

I don't and I'm more adult than all other bajillion people on this earth na na na na na xP

What do I do with this stuff?

Stop what?

Joshua Thomas
Joshua Thomas

don't remember it

Jason Nguyen
Jason Nguyen

I hadn't owned aviators either up till Christmas when someone gifted me them. Maybe it's just because I live in the middle of nowhere

Ian Murphy
Ian Murphy

tfw puppers takes half an hour to sit in one place on my lap

Easton Hall
Easton Hall

AND AS SOON AS I POST THAT HE JUMPS OFF MY LAP

Thomas Jones
Thomas Jones

You read it and your question will be answered instead of asking someone who is unwilling to help you, or alternatively a fucking dumbass.

Gabriel Cox
Gabriel Cox

What do I do with this stuff?
Nothing, just nod and pretend.

Chase Watson
Chase Watson

This is why you have me. ;)

Alexander King
Alexander King

He knows

Adrian Lewis
Adrian Lewis

That is because.... Dogs can smell cancer.

Ryan Howard
Ryan Howard

What would I ever do without you ?

Joseph Young
Joseph Young

Go back to ripping off mob dealers.

Christopher Clark
Christopher Clark

Even the rednecks in the midwest still wore them where I've been through.
Blame MacArthur for making them popular.

Benjamin Gutierrez
Benjamin Gutierrez

free country

oh gosh, insult me more please, I'm so close...

damn dude, you fucking showed me hardcore.

Carson Bell
Carson Bell

this dog can be annoying as fuck sometimes. like when my mom goes to bed he leaves her room, and then cries at her because he can't jump up. and when I have him I have to make sure this fucker doesn't cry at my mom's door constantly and wake her up.

Jack Collins
Jack Collins

If they don't wanna get ripped off they should stop being such easy targets.

Easton Scott
Easton Scott

It weirds me out that people call the mid west the mid west, like when I first heard people say that I thought they meant like northern california/oregon but apparently it's a lot of eastern places. Old timey stuff I guess.
Who is MacArthur?

Levi Garcia
Levi Garcia

I am not so interested in an answer. I was just being a cunt
Is the book a good read anyway?

Spoilers?
Yeah I can do that

Are you bad at clapping back insults?

Evan Kelly
Evan Kelly

I can banter just fine when the mood strikes me.

Xavier Thompson
Xavier Thompson

It's the middle of America vertically and west of the established east of the time. It's a relative term.

General MacArthur who made aviators in vogue after his images during WW2.

Luis Phillips
Luis Phillips

Accrue more money so I can move in with you rent-free.

Do NOT do that again.

Yes.

Nolan Sullivan
Nolan Sullivan

Yes. I am not sure what happened but turns out if I refresh the page there is a chance of either my trip being back or being gone again.
It confuses me. Alcohol has yet to fix this confusion.
How are you doing?

Michael Diaz
Michael Diaz

I need to buy some cool looking painting for my place first.

James Bell
James Bell

I don't want to sleep
Last night I dreamed that someone I'd rather not think about found where I work and showed up just to bother me

Jonathan Hernandez
Jonathan Hernandez

Take all the drugs and stay up forever.
Alternatively, it'll make you sleep forever.
Either or.

Ayden Cook
Ayden Cook

Excitement

Camden Cox
Camden Cox

An infallible indicator of true adulthood.

Juan Wood
Juan Wood

Burn their house down.
That will solve the problem.

William Bailey
William Bailey

Please don't pick on me Darwin-senpai....

I just want something to make my room look cool....

Wyatt Young
Wyatt Young

tfw no high quality miia hentai

Kayden Ross
Kayden Ross

Then you gotta clap back and show the bullies you ain't to be trifled with
Grab em by the nutz

Be a cunt? I'm going to take up yours and Wish's mantle.
Read it to me :3

I'm cool I'm just listening to music like usual but I thought I'd have fallen asleep by now. What you drinking?

Jeremiah Flores
Jeremiah Flores

WELL

What kind of embellishments?

Daniel Sullivan
Daniel Sullivan

I've got a monster and piles of traxodone
Who wants a heart seizure
I don't know where he lives anymore

Isaiah Miller
Isaiah Miller

We set the high mark, which I am afraid you will never approach.

No. You hate my voice.

Ryan Harris
Ryan Harris

Ah, just as I figured then. Weird.

OOOOOHHHHHHHHH
I thought there was some designer or something lol wtf, yeah I know the dude

Julian Campbell
Julian Campbell

Just scream "WAKE ME UP" while downing them and I'm sure everything will end up hunky-dory.

Leo Evans
Leo Evans

Please use small words so I can understand....

I wish I was smart like you.....

Lucas Barnes
Lucas Barnes

Finished the rum, just finishing getting a fair bit into vodka. Got some juice randomly to mix with it.
I am starting to believe I have a problem. A decent one but one still.

Burn him down if he ever showed up? Which he likely will not.

Jose Ross
Jose Ross

What shit are ya gonna hang on the fuckin' walls?

Kevin Young
Kevin Young

If I use my limit breaker nothing is impossible
I hate your voice? What bullshit is this

William Johnson
William Johnson

Hang the trophies of all the sluts you have slain

Jason Howard
Jason Howard

Is that what she's like?

Leo Wright
Leo Wright

but I like being bullied.

Easton Reyes
Easton Reyes

It'll be just the scrotums of young men that are now girls.

John Bell
John Bell

That is my excuse not to do it.

Isaiah Barnes
Isaiah Barnes

I'll probably play games and take a trazodone later
I am hungry though...
There's not much I could do of he showed up...

Ethan Parker
Ethan Parker

What is?

That makes it even better

Blake Campbell
Blake Campbell

Right now I have a big ass picture of Bob Marley on my wall.

Its "lit"

I don't really know what else I want so any kind of suggestion is nice.

Landon Reyes
Landon Reyes

Do not use weeaboo shit.

Leo Brown
Leo Brown

I put all of my trophies in a box in my garage.

Luke Cook
Luke Cook

Go make you a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

That mental image now disturbs me and I need to drink it away.

Ayden Rivera
Ayden Rivera

Sure there is. It ranges from telling him off to kicking him in the cunt.

Hunter Carter
Hunter Carter

Give me a picture of your avatars feet.

Sebastian Sullivan
Sebastian Sullivan

I forgot
You should find people who are actually good at it then

You talk about this high mark you set but I'm not seeing it with this shit

Grayson Perez
Grayson Perez

Which?

I retired.

Logan Cox
Logan Cox

surprisingly difficult to find, if you can believe it.

Luis Jones
Luis Jones

Woe is you.
Have all of my pity.

William Hill
William Hill

Your favorite.

Its going on the ceiling above my bed.

Christian Brown
Christian Brown

You're not that old yet. Most people can't do that till their 60's now.

Justin Lewis
Justin Lewis

But I found leftover pork tenderloin in my fridge
How can I tell him off for shit he did sixteen years ago if I didn't do it while we were in high school

Jordan Perry
Jordan Perry

your sincerity is appreciated in these troubling times.

Jackson Kelly
Jackson Kelly

Pork is terrible cold or if reheated in the microwave so you have to use the oven at least.

ty np

Julian Harris
Julian Harris

What kind of trophies do you have?

You've seen much worse, don't be such a girl

Logan Taylor
Logan Taylor

:3 nothinggg

Alexander Thompson
Alexander Thompson

"Fuck you. you are a cunt".
Seems pretty simple.

Nathaniel Fisher
Nathaniel Fisher

This is the first one I found.

Shitposting is a career that fizzles out fast.

Tyler Cooper
Tyler Cooper

Using these images is to the point of outright annoying me and yet I persist.
I should probably seek an evaluation.

Worse than a mental image of someone just nailing scrotums to their wall?
Not really.

Kevin Rodriguez
Kevin Rodriguez

I played pretty much everything other than hockey and lacrosse.

Its mostly swimming and soccer stuff.

Colton Morales
Colton Morales

I don't even like pork but I'm so tired right now I don't give a fuck because it will go well with the bread I rescued

Adam Miller
Adam Miller

I was a Defensive lineman in football once xd

Brayden Williams
Brayden Williams

Pork is delicious.
Fuck you, you dirty kike.

Justin Bennett
Justin Bennett

Sleeping with one does not make you one.

David Jenkins
David Jenkins

But that's how I greet my friends
Pork and beef hurt my stomach so I don't eat a lot of them

Josiah Edwards
Josiah Edwards

I can, really.
Shit is ruff.

Are you concerned about becoming an alcoholic?

You should teach me properly and we will build a legacy
Make its ephemeral nature less so

Jackson Collins
Jackson Collins

It would be pretty weird to have sex with someone in middle school.

Carter Jones
Carter Jones

Don't be a pansy.

Dominic Harris
Dominic Harris

But everyone wanted to in middle school

Easton Thomas
Easton Thomas

I do not want to bother. I am trying to learn Blink Stalker micro instead.

Josiah Adams
Josiah Adams

I hate anons!

I've seen images of posters that are worse than that.

Why didn't you continue any of it?

Zachary Kelly
Zachary Kelly

By that do you mean the majority of the trannies?

Joshua Cook
Joshua Cook

True

we had a lot of pregnant mexican girls

I currently coach a swimteam and teach swim lessons / life guard

I kinda do

Isaac Thomas
Isaac Thomas

What is that?

Parker Smith
Parker Smith

Yeah I stopped having sex before I got to middle school and didn't try again until college
Middle and high school are just bad times to be having sex
My body is not very good at food
Lacrosse got me laughed at and brain damaged

Julian Rodriguez
Julian Rodriguez

Its just looks retarded to me honestly.

Brayden Turner
Brayden Turner

got me laughed at and brain damaged
Story of your life.

Owen Ward
Owen Ward

It's just hockey really
Can't argue with that

Thomas Fisher
Thomas Fisher

I knew a lot of pregnant white girls
Many of them watched 16 & Pregnant

Xavier Perez
Xavier Perez

I stopped havig sex before I got to middle school
Isn't middle school for like 10-12 year olds?

I thought that was obvious

Oh, neat, how old are they?

Wyatt Perry
Wyatt Perry

But you run around like a retard with a stick.

Thats what they get for having sex with black guys.

Single moms incoming !

21

Parker Robinson
Parker Robinson

Middle school is for 12-14 year olds

Luke James
Luke James

Uh.
"Fuck you, you fag".

A little but no sense in stopping now. Going to get sleep though so night Lloyd!

Honestly depending on where you live it is less and less weird than you would imagine.
However we did not have the choice of football until high school so I figured you meant it. America is a fair bit more football oriented.

John Powell
John Powell

american education

Hunter Long
Hunter Long

Savage.

You are clearly just jealous of their WOMANLY BODIES.

I can't even say that jokingly. It honestly repulses me.

Liam Gutierrez
Liam Gutierrez

We are talking about sports and sex you fucking aboriginal

Lincoln Williams
Lincoln Williams

Hey, fuck you.

James Smith
James Smith

You love me though!

Adam Stewart
Adam Stewart

Actually white girls I knew didn't like the black guys and those guys were mostly busy rotating through sports
But I appreciate the compliment

Robert Foster
Robert Foster

Nice so it's like competitive swimming I gather?

Suppose 14 was the first time I messed around with a girl too but you're right, it wasn't anything to remember.
High school was the best.

And you CAN'T drink that away.

Is this Bebop? At least post an avatar so I have a chance

Juan Stewart
Juan Stewart

Night night Spoilers

Isaiah Long
Isaiah Long

It's hockey on grass
But not field hockey that's retarded
I also greet friends in this manner
Yeah my life is a tragicomedy
being disgusted by trannies
I mean like
A lot of visibly trans women are terrible and gross people and most trans people become attention whores
But
How does that make it harder to mock them?

Mason Thomas
Mason Thomas

youtube.com/watch?v=iZN5N5420jM

Cameron Sullivan
Cameron Sullivan

I must of missed the compliment part.

We don't compete yet but we might start next year.

Grayson Nelson
Grayson Nelson

They can hopefully drink themselves away.
Hopefully on bleach.

We were speaking exclusively about the ones here.
I know a few in person and they're decent people that doesn't bother me.

Anthony Phillips
Anthony Phillips

Pfff I didn't get any closer to a girl than kissing a few until I was like 19
Makes sense

Jonathan Bennett
Jonathan Bennett

noh

Daniel Sanchez
Daniel Sanchez

Play baseball and then get your teeth knocked out like a real man.

Oliver Bennett
Oliver Bennett

I can't open YouTube

Yes you must *have
But that's okay I still feel kimochi >//<
Impregnating white girls and gettin outta dodge does that to you

Liam Butler
Liam Butler

My phone is dying I'll be back after I eat
I mean, I'm not a terribly "manly" person
And I was always trash at baseball

Dominic Ross
Dominic Ross

So is it like a mens only team or how does that work competitively?

You have been hoping so for years, it still hasn't happened and you are still hopeful?

But that's probably because you're introvert. I was a horny fuck back then almost as I am now.

Then I have no idea

Wyatt Harris
Wyatt Harris

TOO BAD

Austin Edwards
Austin Edwards

i mean i didnt wanna post ava you baka

Jose Garcia
Jose Garcia

This is fun?

Nathaniel Brooks
Nathaniel Brooks

Just describe it to me pls omg

Josiah Morris
Josiah Morris

Don't crush my dreams.
I dream they'll kill themselves and all will be right in the world.
Don't take that from me.

Bentley Rogers
Bentley Rogers

annnnnnd goodbye.

Its boring as fuck anyways.

Any sport that you can eat food in while playing is boring.

Ryder Clark
Ryder Clark

Is this BC?

Y-yeah, naturally they will.

Jackson Cruz
Jackson Cruz

I don't wanna dox myself.

Caleb Rogers
Caleb Rogers

When it comes to emphasis you'd put it on the vowel rather than the consonant
Bai

Jonathan Hughes
Jonathan Hughes

You fucking Scandinigger.

Zachary Baker
Zachary Baker

Yes.

I will NOT.

Asher Morales
Asher Morales

I always suspected your korean background.

Jason Harris
Jason Harris

I wish you didn't hate me ;~;

Jaxson Williams
Jaxson Williams

Does MC still play?

Good point

There's barely any of them here, might be better for your heart to move here.
Supports and encourages drinking as well.

Easton Young
Easton Young

Yeah but you're filthy commies.

Matthew Smith
Matthew Smith

I do not think so.

I would get deported.

You are the one doing the hating.

Kayden Evans
Kayden Evans

omg you baka

Luke Bell
Luke Bell

Hey

Isaac Torres
Isaac Torres

I will keep it secret from Mr Trump.

Jaxson Jones
Jaxson Jones

It would be very easy.

Isaiah Butler
Isaiah Butler

Who do you watch?

We are?

Got'em

Jaxon Martinez
Jaxon Martinez

what's up buttercup

Brody Thomas
Brody Thomas

Most of the US thinks all of Europe is directly communist at this point and it's not even being ironic anymore either.

Thomas Lee
Thomas Lee

INnoVation, ByuN, ByuL, and Stats.

Ryder Garcia
Ryder Garcia

I am full of love and bubbles

Listening to the Migos and catching up on some thangs
It's lit
What are you up to?

Jaxson Bell
Jaxson Bell

shush
why can you see through her clothes in that one? this pleases me

Luis Johnson
Luis Johnson

thicc
waifu

Logan Richardson
Logan Richardson

laying in bed tryig to stay awake

Nathaniel Bailey
Nathaniel Bailey

Goodnight to sleepy Americans.

Xavier Roberts
Xavier Roberts

Ohh I remember Innovation.

M'kayyy no more questions

Huh, well I don't feel all that communist.

It's supposed to have that effect!

Lincoln Anderson
Lincoln Anderson

Is going to sleep bad? You need beauty rest. How do you stay up

Ryan Russell
Ryan Russell

It honestly makes me lose faith in humanity.

Charles Sanders
Charles Sanders

It's early morning in America

James Russell
James Russell

Your waifu is shit.

Josiah Sullivan
Josiah Sullivan

it's bad cause i woke up and fell back asleep like 3 times

Juan Garcia
Juan Garcia

are u thicc?

gnightu goggles

it is? o.o
where do i find one like that irl

Hunter Martin
Hunter Martin

I lose faith in humanity every time you post

Christian Wood
Christian Wood

Somebody once told me

Ian Wilson
Ian Wilson

I take great solace in the fact that the next four years will utterly suck for you.

Carson Sullivan
Carson Sullivan

I would tell you in private though.

I'm going to be now.

Ethan Martinez
Ethan Martinez

He is probably the best right now because Terran imba.

Josiah Cook
Josiah Cook

People being stupid, you mean?

She's thick?

Go take care of your libido first then come back

Sebastian Sanchez
Sebastian Sanchez

The world is macaroni

Camden Baker
Camden Baker

8 years*

Colton Long
Colton Long

why??

Jordan Sullivan
Jordan Sullivan

ur shit

no

Dominic Jackson
Dominic Jackson

more liek flat lmao

How's morning?

Adrian Wright
Adrian Wright

Jeremiah Young
Jeremiah Young

Being that stupid.

I really cannot see him being a two term president, not even from losing reelection but him getting bored.

You're black.

You cat eating shit.

Thomas Thomas
Thomas Thomas

*dog

Joshua Morales
Joshua Morales

i wanna iphone 7 +

Elijah Perry
Elijah Perry

Try doing some push-ups if you're desperate

Nolan Reyes
Nolan Reyes

I'm also half white so what?

Isaac Hernandez
Isaac Hernandez

MY BAD FOR MESSING UP ASIAN STEREOTYPES.
I CAN'T REMEMBER WHICH EAT CATS AND WHICH EAT DOGS.

Kevin Taylor
Kevin Taylor

No you don't.

Jace Rodriguez
Jace Rodriguez

Obama was too and everyone still just called him black so I don't think that really stops them.

Thomas Long
Thomas Long

Isn't Terran always the favored race? I hate Terran

Still in bed, considering getting out and make coffee! Flat is also good.

That's a common thing for Americans. :^)

Alexander Peterson
Alexander Peterson

They are really fun, though.

Jason Bailey
Jason Bailey

All Asian people are the same anyway.

*kamikaze's with a straw hat in a J-20 while shouting Kim Il Sung's name*

Henry Ward
Henry Ward

y tho

Mmmh! Just had my coffee and stuff is good.

Grayson Richardson
Grayson Richardson

The ones that look like cats eat dogs and the ones that look like dogs eat cats

Parker Garcia
Parker Garcia

I would try to disagree just for some sense of nationalism but honestly, it's true.

Folded over 10000000000000 times.

Angel Collins
Angel Collins

Expensive.

Dylan Nelson
Dylan Nelson

look like cats
look like dogs
Whoa there, you racist.

Gavin Clark
Gavin Clark

obama's skin is a lot darker than mine

Justin Adams
Justin Adams

For free, I mean.

John Ward
John Ward

MMM just scarred me for life.

!

It was mostly as a response to Americans thinking we're communists here.

Eli Jones
Eli Jones

Almost. Try again though.

Mason Baker
Mason Baker

?

Oliver Morales
Oliver Morales

I don't get it
If I wasn't so racist how would you know how deathly pale I am

Ethan Myers
Ethan Myers

I want a tablet for free. Because I don't know if I'd use it enough to be worth buying.

Blake Sanders
Blake Sanders

I had a Windows tablet for a while but ended up getting it refunded for a vidya card.

Thomas Bailey
Thomas Bailey

oh well
tsuchi is a fucking moron anyways

Logan Roberts
Logan Roberts

Sounds good! What do for the day?

Jason Morris
Jason Morris

I like tsuchi and I'm glad we're friends

David Reed
David Reed

Lots of nothing! hbu

Jacob Ortiz
Jacob Ortiz

Huion H420 is only $30 :3

Cameron Evans
Cameron Evans

How dare you have tax policies that favor the majority, Stalin.

I think I'm probably whiter than you are.
Not that I'm bragging.
It's mostly a bad thing.

Carson Sanders
Carson Sanders

I don't care?

William Bell
William Bell

I think he means like an iPad that you only use when you take a shit, not a drawing one.

Caleb King
Caleb King

persecution.... for not being a normie.

Kayden Perez
Kayden Perez

I have issues with investments.

I haven't googled this yet but are you rusing me with a gag?

Connor Gomez
Connor Gomez

Well maybe arguing with white trash will wake you up enough

Cooper Green
Cooper Green

A mix of that and maybe reading some stuff, got a friend coming over for dinner too!

I've enjoyed it a lot so far, means I barely have to work while I study!

Owen Hill
Owen Hill

Investments? I just got it because I wanted it and got it refunded for 100% the price so I got a GPU. :3

Mason Rogers
Mason Rogers

I'll try masturbating.

Robert Gray
Robert Gray

Oh
Why would you want one of those ;;

Nope!

Kayden Martinez
Kayden Martinez

Ouh, neat stuff!

Still have that deadline to worry about or are you free of everything now?

Also nice boobs.

Gavin Cook
Gavin Cook

My political views would mostly fall under moderates on a typical European spectrum so yeah, I'd agree.

Sebastian James
Sebastian James

I am reluctant to put money into anything and just want to save it.

Connor Robinson
Connor Robinson

I don't know either.
I have a tablet and I never use it, even when I'm taking a shit.
I still just use my phone like a normal person.

Jack Roberts
Jack Roberts

Anything?

Jordan Rivera
Jordan Rivera

It's possible, I do know people who are whiter than I am
But I prefer to be as pale as possible
He didn't have any fucking confidence or any sense
He just dressed like a fucking faggot and took a faggot shopping bag with him
Put some goddamn effort into being a degenerate
Fuck, I'll take a friend for a day off to film me and walk around in jeggings and makeup and nobody will probably give a fuck and I live in the south
Granted, I do live in a pretty liberal city with lots of gays but that asshole is just being provocative

Ian Young
Ian Young

I guess it depends on the particular place he lives too.

Caleb Reyes
Caleb Reyes

I'm outright incapable of getting a tan at all.
I just burn.
I'm pasty white and blonde.
God bless being ubermensch.

Isaiah Cruz
Isaiah Cruz

Yeah, starting it tomorrow and hopefully start writing by thursday or friday. I need it out of my life ASAP

That artist is pretty good yeah but his stuff is behind a Patreon paywall so I'm just waiting for someone to share.

I'm not big on politics, simply doesn't interest me

Zachary Hall
Zachary Hall

Unless it's needed, not really.

Jayden Hughes
Jayden Hughes

Let me know how it goes

Jaxson Gutierrez
Jaxson Gutierrez

Not active participation in politics but everyone has their own views of what they want from their governments regardless of personal interest in the topics.

Elijah Turner
Elijah Turner

Looks like a larger northern us city
They're notoriously gay
Same though
I think everyone has seen my skin

Logan Nguyen
Logan Nguyen

Ganbatte!

Maybe exhentai has dumps.

Not even presents for your waifu?

Camden Watson
Camden Watson

not that great tbh

Austin Martinez
Austin Martinez

should I sleep? y/n

Gavin Hughes
Gavin Hughes

I don't even recall to be honest.
That's not an invitation either. I just don't remember.

Daniel Brown
Daniel Brown

Yeah suppose so.

Haven't checked, but I was considering a visit anyway!

Robert King
Robert King

n

Lucas Russell
Lucas Russell

not an invitation
Damn
I was looking for an excuse to post the picture I took after I jumped in a freezing lake

Isaiah Gray
Isaiah Gray

english loli dark_skin

Zachary Edwards
Zachary Edwards

Is voting compulsory like Australia there?

That sounds uncomfortable.

Josiah Brown
Josiah Brown

okay nini

Ayden Johnson
Ayden Johnson

I love jumping into cold water
I've gone swimming in a frozen pond before

Ryder Edwards
Ryder Edwards

Definitely post that

I don't usually include the loli tag!

Nope, you can sit comfortably at home and nobody will care.
How can they even make that compulsory? How to check up that every Australian has voted? What the fuck.

Levi Moore
Levi Moore

This sounds like a good way to get hypothermia.

You just get fined in Australia for not voting.
There's a period of weeks that voting is ongoing so it's not that bad.
I think it's around $500 last I remember someone talking about it.

Carter Powell
Carter Powell

waitno

But you post so much loli.

William Kelly
William Kelly

Try using your other hand

Christian Brown
Christian Brown

I was way off.
$20 for your first time.
$50 for subsequent ones and up to like $180 after a while.

Oliver Murphy
Oliver Murphy

no

Nicholas James
Nicholas James

I never stay in too long
I almost drowned in a waterfall pool because my muscles seized and I lost my breath but I just did my best to make it back to the edge
Why I dove in I don't remember

Adam Lee
Adam Lee

Why not just get in heated pools in the winter like a normal person?

Bentley Edwards
Bentley Edwards

$20
You could make that money in the time it takes you to vote god damn

Loli is a popular tag so it is often included in other tags I search. 'skirt-lift' is a great example of such.

Caleb White
Caleb White

like a normal person

Christopher Lopez
Christopher Lopez

That's pretty specific.

Jonathan Lopez
Jonathan Lopez

Compulsory voting is innately a good thing because it more or less forces people to have and present an opinion rather than just feeling perpetual discontent and seeing it as pointless.

At least feign normalcy.

Evan Robinson
Evan Robinson

ywn go fast in a yellow spooned EK9

why even live

Jeremiah Kelly
Jeremiah Kelly

I am specific

Suppose so yeah

Angel Thomas
Angel Thomas

eggs n bacon for bwaka fest

Cameron James
Cameron James

tokai for bakafast

Evan Harris
Evan Harris

but you can't eat me

Benjamin Wood
Benjamin Wood

Perv :3

12:04
Goeiemorgen!

Thomas Long
Thomas Long

I mean look at our elections. Turnout was 55%.

bwaka fest
Stop that.

Xavier Young
Xavier Young

That's fine i just wanna lil taste~

Asher Roberts
Asher Roberts

alright, gonna go to bed. goodnight everyone.

Adrian Lopez
Adrian Lopez

posting
Stop that.

Ryan Anderson
Ryan Anderson

Hey I tried to help pimp

Landon Fisher
Landon Fisher

I had this talk with both Tokai and Emma all night yesterday, not again!

Pretty terrible yeah

Gabriel Roberts
Gabriel Roberts

it was 11 when I woke!
but laaazy sunday

okayouuu

h-heh?!

neenee

Cooper Nelson
Cooper Nelson

Do they suspect a thing?

Adrian Rodriguez
Adrian Rodriguez

it is a constant. i tried and nothing changedwait why?

awww

Asher Martin
Asher Martin

Good niiiiiiiiight
Thanks for carry

Caleb Jackson
Caleb Jackson

Bwuuh. Just accept it!

Oh nice then ^^' Me too.

Lazy nxt week!

Jackson Edwards
Jackson Edwards

post a cuter pic

Jonathan Hernandez
Jonathan Hernandez

nom ikt now

Daniel Sullivan
Daniel Sullivan

/liiick

Oliver Ross
Oliver Ross

Well obviously you didn't cum then

But I have and they didn't understand that ;;

Nathan Carter
Nathan Carter

Will this help you masturbate?

Ryan Morales
Ryan Morales

nvm 10+ minutes

Brandon Wood
Brandon Wood

A cursory google search says your voter turnout is around 85% on your last major vote.

The faux cutesy typing just makes me think you as indistinguishable from Neru.

Blake Phillips
Blake Phillips

What were they trying to do?

Nathan Jenkins
Nathan Jenkins

lovely.
I wish ;-;

harassment!!

wuzzzaat

Jonathan Gutierrez
Jonathan Gutierrez

I already came

Kayden Barnes
Kayden Barnes

That Norwegian dude who misspells everything intentionally for whatever autism he has.

Lincoln Anderson
Lincoln Anderson

No time between exam and next semester?

Nolan Baker
Nolan Baker

cute

Elijah Butler
Elijah Butler

That fast? Man I do good work

Bentley Sanchez
Bentley Sanchez

if you look at how long i was gone i think its safe to say i edged but still came

Aaron Robinson
Aaron Robinson

ohh whai doe

no ;-;

calling police

Gavin Hall
Gavin Hall

But we're only 6-7 million people too. You're like what, 300 million? Quite a bigger challenge you face.

They just kept calling me a pervert and lewd. That's obvious isn't it? I post porn all day!

Girls can last a long time.

Justin Cooper
Justin Cooper

I get impatient

The police have never been able to catch me.

Aaron Evans
Aaron Evans

That's hot

Xavier Diaz
Xavier Diaz

Your horrendous typing patterns currently.

Australia is 23 million and makes it work.
The logistic for it wouldn't be too hard.

Cooper Evans
Cooper Evans

*pat*

It'll be okay. Carnavalsvakantie soon-ish?

They're not wrong :^)

Carson Barnes
Carson Barnes

how do I stop you then??

buuh whaaaaai

iunnoo, first need to see my final results and see if it's good

William Reyes
William Reyes

Initiate this project

I never said they weren't, the thing was that they denied it when I called them pervs too!!

Ryder Edwards
Ryder Edwards

I'm just gonna stop antagonizing this.

I am far too honest to get involved with politics and am incapable of pandering.

Eli Peterson
Eli Peterson

axnious tokai or chill tokai

Tokai is pure.
Emma is bully.

Ayden Jones
Ayden Jones

i can too?
whaaa

Brody Bailey
Brody Bailey

Guess the states will never see justice

They are both huge perverts, all it takes is another pervert to see it.

Carter Myers
Carter Myers

anatagohnizzing?

first it was chill cause I thought out all scenarios but now am anxious.

Parker Lee
Parker Lee

food 4 realsies

Emma is, but Tokai ain't!

Sssh it'll be good!

Elijah Mitchell
Elijah Mitchell

tyty :3

Asking nicely

Nicholas Campbell
Nicholas Campbell

I am the purest of the bunch

b-but what if

Hunter Cox
Hunter Cox

oh hum.
Can you please not lick me?

Austin Richardson
Austin Richardson

Actually maybe it's more cute

Ethan Miller
Ethan Miller

no! :3
/lick

gay

Jackson Robinson
Jackson Robinson

heeh!! but you said

Austin Rivera
Austin Rivera

new

Owen Jones
Owen Jones

.