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do you just refrigerate everything then?

I understand I think

my hand is not very good at doing what I want it to do

I made both of their folders

Yeah, but do it for me.

But we agreed that it wasn't possible for it to be me.

Ah, well we didn't really talk at all or anything :3

yes

too bad wish

Sushi or strawberries are the keys to my soul.

what happens if you have warm soda in a can

do you really wait 40 whole minutes

The effort would kill me. I might just repose.

Maybe you are too old.

it doesnot get cold by just putting ice in it? you just end up drinking sodaed out icewater with watered out soda

Oh, I suppose I'll just go kill myself then.

Wow what the heck? Why do you hate me?

So I'm not seeing the problem here.

what I do is put a large volume of ice in the glass so the soda cools super fast, and refill soda 2-3x and done

i feel the opposite actually

He is trying to make me date him
So the more I do that kind of thing the more difficult it is.

Like they could ever make a folder on there own.

Yeah we talk a small amount now though.

thats why I think I'll go up

I taught smile how

The opposite?

Is he cute?

Mmn, I suppose you should just tell him you're np interested if that's the case. Leading people on is shitty.

Did your opinion of me go up?

of hate

He is cute
The thing is that I told him that I can't give him what he wants but he still feels like he wants to try. I even said it on a diffrent occasion.

Truly an act of god.

Yes but I don't have a list.

What is that? :3

pix

Oh, then there's no problem I guess.

Make one.

but i'm unholy

I don't wanna say it >//

The problem is that even though I told him and he knows, he's still trying.

But almost everyone would be a fucking loser.

Hm? Why not?

Well yeah, but he knows how you feel and he still wants to try so there's not really anything you can do about it.

That'd just boost my ego even more.

hazukashii

I'll make a list if you update your list.

Prove it.

no

I mean it's not that I wouldn't but like.. I dunno. I don't really feel like I can or should.

Then I suppose you don't feel it after all :3

Zzz, but that's so much effort though. I'll think about it.

You're such a wuss sometimes.

...

love

BED

nana

Mur Mur joins!

Love?~

Only sort of.

最低

that's what i said

It's complicated!

distraction revenge

I am trying to multitask.

Wait a second. I still need to tell you something.

What about love?

You're just a wuss! :3

rip

Its a lot more effort on my part.

It seems like you're doing a terrible job at it.

We both have to start from scratch!

Bad hotkey setup. Lag. Low frame rate.

you .///.

youtube.com/watch?v=ws81HeQjFYs

Shit player.

What about me?

Well maybe a bit but that's not related.I just have feelings for someone else.

don't make me say it!

Nice 97.63%, nerd.

Surely you can find someone who has your old one saved.

I don't listen to rap unless its by my jew.

Fuck dan dan

Are they doing the same thing to you that you're doing to that guy?

Say what?

I remembered.

I checked and you were wrong.

I'd probably do the HTML thing over again though instead of using photoshop to edit the image...

Pretty sure that was what you sent me.

it's not really rap until kanye's part

n-nothing

yes

You have an awful memory.

Hmmn? All right then :3

What an awful person.

You are trying to bait me into checking.

That lacks love though.

Not my thing

I'm just pointing out that you weren't correct.

I don't love.

love you

shit taste

Blackbox me? :3

I checked, and I was correct.

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omg ;~;

That lacks hate though.

Thanks Gilgamesh.

Is something the matter?

I hate a lot of things already.

I hate you.

don't compare me to that obnoxious twat

*pets* I love you.

yes you're teasing me

Love and hate are two sides of the same coin

I win

no rematch

Don't say the same things then

Do you want me to stop?

I exclusively use debit and credit.

I haven't carried a coin in YEARS.

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Jinx buffs when ?

Ryze nerfs when ?

I don't

not really..

I don't resent their actions. I am just stupid.

...

sup

Good, I wasn't planning to :3

Yeah you are!

I mean, don't be so harsh on yourself...

Literally the worst.

You did though

Yeah, I know Darwin is.

why not?

Using debit cards puts you in embarrassing situations with delivery people. :^)

i say that way more than shitchi does

It needs to be done sometimes.

Only poor people carry cash.

Literally nothing

Super interesting right ?

Don't be fooled he was raised by the ponies

This isn't helping you though.

Today's yuri releases.

mega.nz/#!W85RzI6L!g3vWpUyJw5i0IkB5zv3xuznvr-5bWnnmegrT5l5Sno8

Kill yourself.

That's why I pay using the app now :^)

It's a lot of fun :3

Of course, I know all about that.

Yeah, I know.

At least it's still better than being raised by Chloe-fags

さすがに

I'll stop if it hurts your feelings too much.

ohayou gozaimasu

Well.. don't be so hard on yourself ^^;
I should probably get ready to go. Later Em~

what's fun about it

I will never forget.

They also pay with credit because they have no money at the time.

I never know the difference between credit or cheque.

I bet a lot of ponies are Chloe-fags.

My feelings haven't been hurt in a long time.

I just think less of the other person.

hey you sack of shit
step on my dick

don't think less of me

It makes me happy to know that you're always thinking about me :3

Sushi time? Laters!

You get frustrated and it's adorable.

Are you one of them?

cause you do it all the time!

Subs don't normally demand things.

Don't worry I don't.

No shes kinda weird looking.

i carry cash

im not poor

or am i

whose the sub her fgt

Because I enjoy the reaction!

Make a 2/10 would not bang for her.

mm whatcha doin??

bully

You're the small bitch here.

Thats more work than making a list.

Listening to music and thinking about a game to play.

play dark souls with me

I'm not a bully at all!

It's not like you're doing anything better with your time!

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prove it by doing something sweet

I don't own dark souls and I've never played it.

I'd rather do nothing than make that.

Like what? o:

Do this, kid!

nekosad

kissu

Gomen, I can't do that.

And what is "this" ?

/pet pet

purr for me

tfw ditched again

I have no idea!

I won't play by the rules anyways.

huggu then

/purr purr

The only rule is that there are no rules.

*huggu*

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Good job.

I'll find a way to shatter the limit.

same

Good talk.

Everyone here is a bully
There are no exceptions.

Can I have one day this week where something of mine somewhere doesn't fucking break in one way or another?

How is everyone doing tonight?

Of course, no problem :3

Woa0w are you Goku?

stfu nerd

I'm good, just got back from breaking stuff

I'm glad you understand

I'd rather be Yamcha and get cucked by Vegeta.

I just broke everything I own in several unbelievable ways so now I'm listening to Migos to forget how angry I am.

Give me your lunch money.

Krillin it is.

So I get to fuck 18 every night after work?

WOW THANKS

Oh, and what the hell happened to the Discord?

Wat

Well, sucks to be you then.

discord.gg/URUMh

Mine still exists.

Yeah, but you'll be a wimpy bitch for the rest of your life.

Krill is probably the strongest or second strong human alive.

Thanks. There was another one someone posted an invite link to and either that one is RIP or I got kicked.

sleepy

It probably got deleted.

People delete them all the fucking time. What is with that?

RIP it is then.
I dunno, AFAIK it was the one that was owned by that one furfag who's name escapes me. I'll ask next time I see him around here.

Next to Mr. Satan of course.

Bed time?

Join mine.

Squash was probably the one you're thinking of.

well duh, no one beats the champ.

I already spent it on lunch

I don't know

I went to get buffalo wings and I just scrolled down with the assumption that no one would have replied, as per usual.

I'm pretty upset
Help me out

I-I always reply to you though...

Black Buu isn't canon, right?

Give me your dinner money, punk.

The pressure is too much to bear

Let's go out for tacos and poutine.

Mostly to say mean things.

I will have to pass. I dislike being in them.

I don't have dinner money I just have a bag of ingredients

Darwin I love you

Sorry for always being a cunt. I'm trying to get better.

No, thank you.

Prepare your dinner and serve it to me.

If it's anything like the /waifu/ discords, they all got deleted because the owners got salty because of some shitposting somewhere and went into an autistic nerd rage. Shit you not, those guys were that bad.
I hope that this isn't the case here either.

Who the fuck even are you tho?
No seriously, I've been dead for years and I dunno who you random anons are anymore.

Yeah, that sounds about right.

I dunno either. All I know is that within the last two days, I've had one of my PS3 controllers break, and now my Windows partition on my laptop is kinda boned and not booting up properly (so far I blame Nvidia and their shit drivers)

I dunno... Is there a Starbucks or something like that near you? Get yourself a caramel mocha frappuccino or something. Those always cheer me up a bit.

Yeah, you're right. I got food at home and other food is cheaper.

I was going to but then I ate lunch at like 4:30 so now I'm just going to make dinner tomorrow isntead

Emma.

Uh-huh.

No, you're going to make it right now and give it to me, nerd.

also your car broke like three days ago, didn't it?

Or what

Or I'll tell the teacher you pushed me and you'll get in trouble.

I don't drink coffee though. I do like the way it smells however.

Not if I tell the teacher you hit me first

As if they'd ever believe you, you're practically the boy who cried wolf!

That's so cute!
I mean, I would probably die being around so many cats but still...

Uhhh... Okay, so you're not an oldfag from Holla Forums then...
Or are you? I honestly don't remember anymore.

Yeah, the fucked up cam and all.
I'm planning on doing a 2JZ swap once I can find the engine and 6-speed transmission from a wrecked supra or something along those lines, but finding a donor car is difficult.

I dunno, get something that makes you happy. I dunno what, I'm not you.

When have I ever told the teacher!
I always just sit here and let you bully me!

Uub ?

He is sadly

Rejection.

I am.

I've been getting me and my friends to go up to the teacher and tell them things and to say that you said them!

So it's
Mr. Satan > Uub > Krillin
right?

i feel like shit
somehow fix this you people

That's not the boy who cried wolf works

Its because hes black.

Aren't you, though?

Any other names you went by then?

Caramel Mocha Frappuccino's yo.

No...

Krillin can't be the strongest human; he doesn't count because he has no nose and his girlfriend is a robot

But they're still not going to believe you anyways!

What happened to him though?

Wish.

My parents will complain to the school

How come your name is Canaan

i dont like sugar

Hopefully they forgot about him like Launch.

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Why are you swapping so many engines into your current car when that's already caused you so much grief?
And don't you have like, one single part broken?
I'd have thought that'd be easier to fix.

My dad owns the school!

They'll just pretend he never existed.

I don't think anyone liked him anyways.

Y-You too, Stephen.

I think I have noticed. I am trying as well.

sry

I loved Uub

you said u were a teacher right? or was that a joke?

OH SHIT, Okay, now I remember you.
How's life been for you?

Reasons. It's a nickname given to me by an old friend. Not gonna go more in detail on that. If you're fairly knowledgeable about Jewish and old testimate Christian literature, you might understand the sort of metaphorical meaning behind it all.

Well, I tried...

I've only done one swap so far, and that was from a KA24DE to the SR20DET. Both of those are Nissan engines. The 2JZ-GTE is a Toyota engine. More reliable, bit more aftermarket stuff too seeing as people love to swap these into other cars. Should be able to get easily 400-500hp (298-372Kw) out of it without anywhere near the amount of problems I've been having trying to get 350-400ish on the SR20.

I haven't been doing that good of a job to be honest.

Except Lloyd, but you know what they say.

Niggas gotta stick together.

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Me neither.

KILL YOURSELF LLOYD

We have anime tiddies

For what reasons ?

Uub is like indian or something

You only said that because of the content in the rest of your post, yes?

I got my master's in December, but my formal graduation isn't until June.

I will "officially" be a teacher in September.

I still have no idea who you are :^)

Life is sluggish and boring really.

No, he just happened to be a cunt as this was developing.

This is not a Christian Discord, then?

thats pretty far off :P
what age group are you going to teach?

Akai, or Bard 2.0 as people loved to call me back then. I had a copy of Bard's folder than Nymph gave me, so it kinda made sense.

I like to call him Dylan.

I'll make a channel all about feet and give you dominion over it.

Tempting.

All my knowledge about the Bible I've only gotten from playing Binding of Isaac

I have NEVER EVER heard anyone say that NEVER

Why though?

Because he is black and I thought that was awesome as a kid.

How good are you at resisting temptation?

You are posting Pokémon.

Exceptional.

Hes indian though

Are you lying to me ?

Why are you trying though?

Apparently he was only there after the time skip, which hasn't happened in Super. IDK

I'm qualified for i/s but I'm starting out junior.

I still have no idea who you are :^)

Clean your ears man, I just said it!

Of course not.

I'm sorry it doesnt PANDER to you.

Explicitly stated where?

You wrote it.

No good reason. I woke up one day and decided it.

So you'll wake up another day and abandon it?

I read everything I type aloud as I type it, actually.

...

I have not decided yet.

That will never happen though unless super has a retarded ending.

Liar

Hes actually probably more of hawaiian because he lives on that small island but they wear turbans

Did you have a good day today?

Well of course not, it'd be a split second decision.

Dylan
Karme
Canaan
Asshole
People call me too many different things. I don't care anymore tbh.

I see.
You care enough to get the tldr version or no?

Fair enough. I was a pretty forgettable little faggot back then.

Well I didn't hear it so I'm still right

Africans definitely wear the garb that Uub does.

Yeah let's see it!

I will try to make it last.

That was the truth, though.

Peaks and valleys. I am experiencing some ennui now, so I might open up League and spam emotes during meme game modes or something.

That is okay. You will always be Dylan to me.

idk these canadian terms

more of this

hi karme

Hmmn? I dunno, you've never been good with change.

Nee nee Ban-chan, why didn't Goku use the Suupaa Saiya-jin Buruu in the final episodes of Dragon Ball Z?

Still are tbh :^)

Want me to try again a little bit louder?

nigga looks exactly like a little Gandhi

I hate that you know me so well.

Why do you hate it?

Primary is K-3
Junior is 4-6
Intermediate is 7-10
Senior is 11-12

Thats exactly what someone not telling the truth would say.

Probably because its gonna be made non-cannon.

Imma say he's black and run wit it

Are they going to shoot those episodes out of a cannon?

Yeah scream for me

You can predict my actions.

I counter by indicating that I have not made any attempts to be added to the server, so I was able to resist the temptation.

Just like they did with GT

Darwin stopped replying to me ;_;

Is that a bad thing?

I can't, I'd wake my sister up..

But those weren't written by Tori-senpai

eww you gotta deal with the young ones first
then you gotta deal with kids thinking they are cool growing up
then you gotta deal with kids that think theyre adults

im not a kid person

You're just trying to be coy about it and trick me into linking you or getting a better deal.

In the Old Testament and the Hebrew Bible, Canaan is described as being the land roughly where modern day Israel is, plus some of the surrounding area. In the old scriptures, this area is the "promised land" for the Jewish people following some shit I can't remember off the top of my head. Why this became a name for me is rather complicated though, and again, I don't really feel like explaining all of the details for... reasons.

I dunno how I feel about this, tbh.

Hey.

Says the user.

I'd like to forget that ever existed.

He made ssj4 though

BECAUSE I HATE POKÉMON

Maybe in this case.

There will be no deals. I only use the thing to talk to one person anyway.

You will rejoice.

this is mai waifu

And whos that ?

Kiss.

are you a weeb?
all i see you talk about are beverages and cars

thats a nigger

I don't think it is at all.

I was floored by how much kids in grade 2 used swears.

That's okay, everyone important knows who I am.

Did he? But that's GT only

sup fgts

a mans best friend

mph yeah
she's so dark
I want at that salty chocolate~

watching love hina lol
wat about you brother

He helped with parts of GT

gay as usual

got smashed... bored of vidya gaem

GT was a mistake.

fabulous...

whats your vidya/

im still in skyrim lol

You're correct.

I am never wrong.

i remember being at that innocent age
I would always swap out my swears like heck instead of hell or shoot instead of shit

I was aware of what they meant but I wanted people around me to think i was a golden child

wanna be the reason I stay up all night?

Debatable.

Nigga please.

Tbh I'm not as much into anime as I used to be. Just have had a hard time getting into a lot of anime and manga nowadays. A lot of it is just one trope after another, and that kind of thing just ruins a series for me.

I mean, I guess...

Definitely.

Bring her too!

Are you someone's promised land?

Why do you even?

How old am I ?

mfw somebody posts shinobu

I remember when I didn't even know them and I said shit and got my mouth washed out with soap.

Bring her where?

14!

Well, I guess it creates realistic expectations, so some things become easier to tolerate.

Only partly because fish are gross and stinky.

Why would you not choose a positive emotion if you are unsure as to your reaction?

I became sick of the games when I was younger. I dunno.

Am I a pain to tolerate?

No.

Into to your room and scream together/at each other

21

I only like the cute things like this entire folder

When Ban stops replying because he can't handle truth

Sort of... Not exactly... This is the part I don't want to explain tbh.

Because I have no emotion for this kind of thing. At least, not right now...

No... Not really.

im just slowly watching all the stuff thats been praised, and occasionally I will check out something airing if it catch my interest or if its another season to something

did you literally get soap to mouth?
the worst punishment I got was my mom stabbing a knife under the door when i locked my room and wouldnt come out for dinner

The images are too small to really appreciate.

Take your time.

We can stop talking bout it if you're bothered

That is part of the idea

I wouldn't be offended if you said yes.

Yeah, that'd definitely be a great idea ty!

Yes, it was awful.

I'm gonna go to bed. Got work early in the morning, again. Nini~

I'm not bothered... Just not ready...

...

...

Night night

You're welcome I'm here for you

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are you like one of those star childs

i didnt mean it in a sexual way
i just wanna rotate my schedule

Hm?

...

Another one

high marks perfect mannerisms?

I got good marks but I'm a brat tbh

I am full now.

brats are cute when you dont have to deal with them :)

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Of your friend's semen?

No.
That's gross.

It is not a yes, though.

How devious.

Good news what'd you eat

I am a cute little devil

Karage and udon.

How was it?

Fucking weeaboo food.

...

The Udon was mediocre but the chicken was marinated so I was satisfied.

Was this takeout?

udon goes best with curry broth

No.

There was curry with the udon.

If you cooked it and the udon was mediocre are you just bad at preparing it?

curry is gud

was the chicken crispy or soft
was it in the udon or on the side?

I didn't cook anything.

Too many questions.

...

Why are black weeaboos like extra weeb ?

So WHERE did the FUCKING FOOD come FROM?

You should ask one man I can't tell you

hope you're having fun :3c

A cafe...

*blows rape whistle*

...

THANK you we could have been at this point three posts ago. So probably DON'T order that from this weeb cafe again

...

Probably because of general awesomeness

I liked it.

I am now!

I dunno how bad mediocre udon is but if I had it I would just find someplace that does it better

Thankyou. Please. Tell them to hurry.

You find it. I cbf.

youtube.com/watch?v=efON4_ZY3Zk

I'll Google weeb cafes for lazy Australians

I can't open YouTube internet is bad give me the rundown

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yay ^^

Its a black man watching sword art online and getting really into it.

udon and fried chicken is not weeb food!!!!

...

Arigato

Thankyou officer for saving me and the day.

All of my stuff is supposed to get here in the morning~

Finally edgy music in my car too

Oh shit nigga cuh said 2 whole years of semen on god this nigga wildin'

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that doesnt make cents

Omg! it was a trap all along. The officer was the one.

Yo what ?

Anime tiddies though

...

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you present a good point, but isnt it past your bedtime

How a black dude would react to the two years of semen meme

I just want to go home ;_;

Its far past it.

I knew that but wanted to say I didn't for some reason.

...

wanna stay up with me?

London. Tokyo. Paris, LA.

...

Yeah sure.

coolio
watcha gonna do as the night passes

b-bye.

You invited me so you should of had something planned.

That's kinda weird

i suggest laying down in bed and tryin your hardest to stay awake

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