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I love teachers
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I haven't gotten a nosebleed since fucking middle school
thank god almost none of it hit my blankets and absolutely none hit my bed
Im a trained teacher OwO
what do you mean meh
you can tell im veri nice
tfw that middle school science teacher had the thiccest hips and the ass was fat
I swear I fapped to her for like 3 years after that class
whats the matter? youre getting attention from a nice person
... i dunno.
The warfarming progresses nicely
Rolled my akzani riven from multishot to heat/pure damage
It's not perfect yet but it's improved
its okay to be unsure about my greatness
hehe dildo guns
check out this riven i got for meme guns. the recoil just makes it more fun
Mines been rolled to shit
I think the Kuva per roll is maxed out and I never stockpiled it like a smart person
for some reason my rolls are always great. atleast for the rivens I want to use. I rolled that one once and my paris one once as well. i never really farmed kuva much.
did you get the new relic from baro?
Is this good
Nah I hardly bother with void crap
I've got saryn p and odonata p and I barely use either
I've been playing ivara today, I forgot how fun she is
death is scary because you can't actually perceive yourself dying so you'll be trapped in the last moment of your life forever.
so you'll be trapped in the last moment of your life forever.
No, you'll be dead. You won't be trapped anywhere.
there are better mods for the gunslinger, ice storm, and concussion rounds. barrel diffusion is a must, and 90% elemental mods.
oh i was asking cuz baro was selling the relics that dropped aklex prime. im still farming a third lex prime to build it but i cant wait to use it.
ivara is my main solo frame but I wanna get into inaros as well
The people you leave behind might get trapped in that moment for a fair while though. Sadly.
you can't perceive your life ending, so your perception will remain in the last moment of your life forever
Reminds me of the first episode of DS9, if you've seen it.
you're a fucking idiot lol
What better ones? I don't have barrel diffusion, I guess I have to get lucky waiting on a nightmare mission?
You won't have any "perception"
I have not, I was a pleb and only saw the movies.If you are talking about the series I am guessing.
What happened in it?
warframe a shit
Sisko meets a race from an alternate dimension that don't understand linear time, and so they decide to destroy our universe. He argues how great linear time is, until they keep bringing up his wife's death. They come to the conclusion that because he's still trapped in the moment his wife died our time isn't truly linear. So they decide to let our universe live.
i meant like better uses for the slots. like fitting in two elemental dmg mods would probably be better than the firerate and impact
twin graks fire pretty fast already so dmg over firerate helps with ammo and clip management
but arent those starter weapons and frame :]
warframe a SHIT
my sword soo op
it cut things up
and machine gun shoot enemy good.
i use a slicey pole and cutty bow
They are not entirely wrong, parts of us never move on and sometimes they move on way too quick.
It is interesting to imagine time outside the simple linear idea. Even if it is just like a psychological experience of time we are talking about.
it took me a lotta missions to unlock ICY sword...
and to build that not-starter gun.
that picture is rely cute :o
♥ lap pillow~
Ruby make for some adorable pics.
Objectively the best sort of pillow for sleep.
Such a universe could not really harbor a consciousness.
make me feel calm sleepy just thinking about it~
Just... that entire post looks like it was written by a two year old.
tfw you wake up to an adorable text from your fuck buddy saying "I'm dreaming of fucking your tight asshole"
huh ice sword? which one is that?
never watched rwby cuz it looks like a fake anime
but theyre all very cute
so wat? :)
da white one with ice effects on the blade and whitee breathe icey air smoke coming from cold blade
i wonder if i still have my new frame with whip.
You're a goddamn adult.
I have not seen the show, is their universe explained? Like the only idea aside from linear time I know is from comics.
Thee whole multiple worlds for multiple outcomes creating a multiverse of some weird..... Spider web of time?
Or is their's like literally zero time. Just all that is, was and could be already is and is not at the same "time"? Excuse my lack of comprehension of this, I am both not bright and also tired.
Depends on muscles, a tough person it might be less soft.
Thought the same way but started to watch it as of late, it is actually good if you overlook the strange animation.
Grew on me rather quickly.
i'm free to go officer, no-fun police?
i'm free to do as i like? i don't have to adhere to your super specific set of rules and uptight boundaries?
not srs pants enuf 4 u? hmmmmmmmmm? hmmm?
idk which one that is :P
the frame thats super macho and fighty but is a girl?
yeah but is it dub or sub :P
but maybe it's gentle enough for a restful happyness smile lay on and nap.
Dub, I think? I was not aware they subbed it with other languages.
You never know.
trinity is vampire lady frame still? with whip weapon?
which is that macho female frame you're thinking of?
It's explained about as well as anything in science fiction. There's no sense of time because nothing happens or exists except for these consciousnesses until Sisko enters their universe and introduces... Stuff to them. As in, they read his mind and they are exposed to the very idea of "time" and "existence" and "possibility".
No. Five years dungeon.
hopefully one day... i'll get to feel good feelz.
*hugs you warmly*
i mean is it in glorious nippon or meh eigo
valkyr the super puncher lady with a zipline whip thingy
What's a good birthday present for my dad..
Does he have any hobbies
So he caused them to experience "time" and they instantly wanted to end our universe?
Time, not even once.
Seriously though it sounds really interesting, scifi mumbo jumboy as it may be.
I am sure you do at times.
The later cause the glorious race did not make it. It would be a bit better animation if they did.
get him an axe to cut the firewood!!
btw i have 4 copies of barrel diffusion if u want one
A dildo from bad dragon.
yeah i know them rooster people did it, but i was clinging to that glimmer of hope. i guess its okay since i watched half of gash bell with dub
Yeah, long-distance running, but he already has a ton of clothing/trainers/gear for that
Oh yes please
What's your name on WF?
Probably would never speak to me again
They had never heard of war, death, fear, pain, loss, loneliness, or even confusion. The idea of our finite universe was offensive to them in every way.
its called kefooon
are there other essential mods you might need?
all i have is lecta whip on a trinity frame
and some kinda grakata machine gun
Probably, but I don't know what they're called lol
your mind is breaking...
Are there any shows/movies/books he really likes?
Time to sleep. Night all of you.
Maybe someone has dubbed it in Japanese by now?
I know I would not. That is why you do not take my jokes seriously.
It would end badly.
I could see why, it may be devoid of specific things but in a logical sense their universe is a much better place.
Game of Thrones ^^
buy him a game of thrones
Only if you want to spend a big chunk of money on him.
Holy fk perfect
Pantsu I believe in.
Good morning also.
Aw everybody went to sleep.
grakata is cool pew pew good night
im a neet that does not sleep during the westworld night cycle
im still here but im sleepy and might bed soon
waow ima yung azn so everyone gave me money for chink new year
i got 26 red bags of money i wonder how much is inside them all
chuc mung nam moi van su nhu y
i cant read vietcong
hi rori neet
hows your day going? im trying to rotate my schedule
gung hei faat choy
I don't know Chinese-chinese lmao
i just woke up hbu bae
im a little tired since i woke up 16 hours ago but im about to eat dinner so i wont fall asleep
what is a bae . . ?
You are bae.
Are you trying to fix your sleep schedule to be less NEETy?
ur just saying that cuz no one is around
considering its 1 am
also halp im asian but ive been doing crosssticks since i was a kid and now i cant properly use chopsticks
bruh just use chopsticks it's not that hard even white weebs can do it
it's in your DNA, you'll be a pro in no time
i am using chopsticks
crosssticks are when you hold them crossed and incorrectly
i cant use them correctly
Ask your parents or siblings to teach you i guess?
noh my parents obviously did a bad job teaching me when i grew up and my sister learned from my parents
Do they use it correctly?
idk gonna lunch now *pat*
probably, but they never taught me
have nice eats im also eating now
Trump is the lelouche of our world.
why do people leave the tails on shrimp when they fry em
im gagging trying to get it down
You're.. not supposed to eat the tails.
You do if they're fried.
but its fried like all over
arent the tails edible i just ate like 2
May I please have a hint as to the location of my phone?
Boiled or grilled you don't eat the tails.
Yes. You do if they're deep fried.
Is the ringer off?
will i die now?
i stopped eating them cuz i feel like puking
you obviously know nothing about weeb food mister karaageudon
Do whatever you want.
if you walked into a japanese tempura place and the chef gave you shrimps with tails attatched would you forgo the tails and dishonor the chef or eat them whole
you hold em
also use chopsticks
i gave up on eating and put the food away
i can use chopsticks at a functional level easily but i dont use them correctly
that's like saying you only have functional autism
git gud with choppusticku
i also only have functional autism
pls choppusticky correctly
can u chopstick correct
youre so talented and kawaii!
You're a cute helpless moeblob you.
i can be many things child
x3 you got me
I wanna do things but I'm too lazy to do things.
do things in bed
oops that was not intention lewd
But bed is boring.
snuggle up in blankets and watch videos
doing lewd things in bed
i can't get comfy with electronics in bed
also fap gets boring
oh that kinda sucks i guess
do you have things you must do?
i meant lewder things
no, completely nothing to do for the next 2 weeks which is nice I guess
what do you do to entertain yourself
also no butt stuff pls
my life is not a good reference point if you want entertainment i probably dont like things you like
not butt stuff but stuffs with other ppls
naisu virgin kira sweater
butr there's no other people to do fun bed things with ;_;
what do you do like?
how about your megu daki
i like some video games with frens, animesss, interesting youtube videos, and weeb music
I don't have a Megu daki.
Do you have a Nadeko?
Also same I guesssssss
mmm oh well
i would totally get one if i lived alone
i also like taking baths and eating in them
I want a goggles daki
Baths? Eating? Nadeko?
Eating in baths!
This is verboten.
but why is it disgusting? you feel super refreshed and relaxed in the bath, and it lets you eat if you normally have no appetite
sometimes i unintentionally starve myself
He also fucks bananas in the bath.
it might have something to do with depression
hi rin :) good morning
i am not depress
whats depressing you?
idk my brain likes to mess with me
are you still embracing the chuuni
I never was, 'cos I'm not a Chuuni.
i put my trust in you :(
how to tell whether somebody is a chuuni
Wanted to be a teacher.
Gave up on life and ended up doing immigrant work.
im bored so muchhh
I was never a chuuni so I dunno why you'd think I was.
I'm gonna play some Tales of Besteria after these videos.
oh, there's a new LWA.
idk if I wanna play things though, got ruined by some shitty Watch Dogs 2 glitch.
They have to go back
They always do, after they got the money right.
Maybe I should live by their example and jump country.
i get to treat myself to an early bath since i did stuffs ahead of time :)
pls dont lie closet fake chuuni
oooh good feku
i had a wank so i'll do some anime and games
woooaah thats megalewd
what kinda wank
oreimo is always good stuff
d-do you have a sister
siblings are not for lewds
in that case oreimo is great :D
They're for terrorising and bullying.
idk if i would be disgusted by the thought of oreimo if i had imoutos
are you disgusted by mother-son/father-daughter
You'd feel awkward.
I know I do.
Hello Neko, how be you?
I'm waiting on ALL THE DRUGS
how to job applications?
It depends on the age gap generally 4 years is where attraction starts
Hope to god you get someone desperate for a pair of hands.
Just do as the tyrannids and how they conquer the galaxy.
Shotgun all the CVs everywhere.
will code 4 food
Feku, pls no.
Maybe I'll watich it again*
what kind of drugs
so 4 year younger imouto is go?
Weed and diazapam
If I can't handle silly shit, I'll become silly shit.
Could do a stream and laugh at those with siblings.
Im not endorsing it.
Is just science. Humans are programmed not to affection family they meet in first four years of life. Something to do with evolution trying to prevent degeneration
If you manage to attraction it
i thought you already were
I know, I'm just being silly because my sister is 4 years younger than me.
And I like to put myself into absurdity.
Can't see any other solution, really.
You like bloody noses?
I brushed so long I accidentally sallowed toothpaste I should go bed
Is she cute
It is not my place to say, but yeah.
She actually goes to the gym and takes protein shakes and stuff.
not my place to say
says it anyways
smonk wed erry day
blood's pretty great
Sleeping on a fresh tattoo is not fun.
If I changed my name to Homework would (You) do me on (You)r desk every night?
Don't believe you.
Neat, what is it?
So i snorted a little while trying to swallow and now it's stuck
Race emblem for the Clavets from FFCC.
My brothers got the other race emblems.
ANNNNNND now I got what I needed.
you don't have to cange your name for that
toeing the line between coming off as an egotistical twat or an incompetent one is a difficult line :/
i want cash money tho
Cuddling and chaos
Yeah. I always played them.
Pretty solid race too.
my two favorite things
In your CV?
Or in interviews?
in the initial email :/
Not sure if I want to pound through the rest of my Journey trophies or work on more Kingdom Hearts.
Just keep sending emails for millions of places.
i really wanna work at this one place tho
pound through me >///<
Ok, errr.... maybe explain why you want to work at that one place in an email in your cover letter?
I dunno, I don't even know how or why I get through so many jobs.
I could also do Bloodborne though.
I'm at a loss.
Release your inner weeaboo!
Might do DDD than.
What is DDD?
Dream Drop Distance.
Deep Dark Dickings
Never heard of it, what is that?
Dead Dead Demon's Dededededestruction
3DS game ported to PS4.
You switch back and forth between Riku and Sora.
Dream eaters are the main bad guys in this, but also act as your allies.
Yes hello this is splook
post a better toho
OH SHIT. Maybe I should get my hands on that.
Those are the worse sort of dickings!
It has a lot to do.
Not bad, but I don't like the combat that much. You have to use a deck based fighting thing. Everytime you use an ability it goes on cool down and cycles to the next. So you don't have MP. Just cool downs.
Other 2hus don't reflect my personality as well
Going to go play.
yeah but they are cuter and better
Not important to me tho
the only trait an anime avatar ever reflects on anyone is aspergers
You haven't in days and I need a recharge.
[Sp00ky] is a cheery happy [poster], but gets easily depressed when things don't go her way (which is very often), typically when she fails to surprise someone despite her best efforts. She stated she wishes for vengeance on [normies] for being discarded in Undefined Fantastic Object. However, she's actually quite friendly to [normies] and her vengeance doesn't go beyond surprising and spooking [normies]. She gets genuinely pleased when she successfully surprises someone (or thinks she successfully surprised someone).
ATTENTIONS FOR ALL
Speaking of drugs in video games, I found my party a bunch of drugs in the current dungeon, and also a keg of dwarven ale.
this pic is hilarious
You've started posting?
I just don't post often because I'm a silly nervous wreck
That's okay. We don't talk alot but it's nice to see you when I do around the place.
he never says it's nice to see you
Were they psychedelics?
It's nice guy see you too
is it cheating on my waifu if im about to fap to her and a nora distracts me
What a bastard
It's nice to see you though
It's nice to see it once in a while
The real question is is thinking you can cheat on a waifu autistic?
you too bb
You must be talking about yours, too
How's that folder coming thru
At least one hallucinogen, and also liquid pain.
And also some kind of alcohol distilled from the essence of dying fey.
Quit belittling her
You know she's a goddess right? She could smite you in an instant
To clarify, the hallucinogen and the liquid pain are separate drugs.
Damn, nice burn.
I'm not worried about it. I'm blessed by other gods
Oh goodie, I'm actually playing Endless Legend again.
Holla Forums Endless anyone?
Or Civ V?
she recognizes your petty arrogance, and deems you to not be worth her time
Does Holla Forums play turn based strat games with each other?
ur talking to urself
i dont know any turned based strat games that im good at
Any sort of multiplayer game?
I'd love to play vidya and bully you all at once.
That sounds like I'm cool then.
i played pokemon as a kid
does that count?
yeah she probably forgot about you already
I don't even know who she is
she doesnt remember you anyways
Chubby fur suits are cute as shit.
Looks like a rape scenario.
Probably his kid.
Fur suits... And furs for that matter... Are horrid things.
which impact was the holocaust
I'm surprised to hear you say that.
Or anything for that matter. Hard to imagine anything can make it out of that labyrinthine set of snaggle teeth you have, Brit Bong.
Hopefully The New Fuhrer will gas the furry scourge.
how the fuck are we still on this thread I've been playing witcher three for like 5 hours
Did you know cupcake adopted 3 african children and fed them kinder eggs??
Lies. Kidner eggs are illegal in USA
Did you know cupcake adopted 3 african children and fed them kinder egg knockoffs without the toys??
No I just make the african face and play the drums
Nez builds african faces for a living
Thats the only part of the movie I remember.
Hey, that is Academy Award nominee Jonah Hill!
Hey, that is Academy Award winner Darwin!
I like when he got raped by the demon in This Is The End.
When Rom spams AoE just right
matlabs on the curriculum again
Did you get the 100%?
Sounds like a good thing, it looks awful
I smashed my monitor.
Not working instead of school as you slowly fade into dust
Why would you do such a thing?
I don't remember any of it so I couldn't tell you.
Buying a new monitor might help you achieve that 100%.
im gonna have to sell my new favourite keyboard because money ;_;
Buy me one
Rhythm games are frustrating.
Why? Your keyboard?
Just get a $20 one from Wallmart.
If you honestly get mad enough to break stuff over a game I don't think you should play them.
Why would you watch it in the first place?
They're not exactly what springs to mind when I think "frustrating"?
i have an IBM SSK that cost me £250 but whos proper price point im not sure of
I will send you a 4K tomorrow.
That is a lot for something so retro looking.
not a game.
I was with a group of friends and probably on drugs.
4K? If it's not 144Hz I don't want it.
You don't even know.
Wish, put on a name.
Sounds more like a good time to me.
you know the Model M, the best keyboard ever made? well that ones the rarer tenkeyless model of that, in unusually good condition, it feels almost completely unused.
pic related is my first model m
Squash lick my cunt
What a shame
But I mean, it could be a better time if it was that but with a less awful movie.
Nah, the worse the movie is the better.
It looks cumbersome.
Put on a name.
Yiff my yaoi hole first.
its the most tactile switch ever invented, youll never feel a crisper keypress
Put on a name.
I have enough people bitch about how loud mine is.
I need something softer honestly.
Black and white monitor for you now.
It'll help me click the circles better.
Gachi my gasm first.
Put on a name.
I question this logic
Eat my ass first.
I need to work on my baneling clicking.
I'm not gonna remember the movie so it doesn't matter.
If you're in a dark room with other people and you're all messed up then you're probably not gonna be to focused on the movie.
You need to work on quitting your Starcraft addiction.
Stop sucking your friends' dicks
I do not like you to do that though.
I went and saw that Percy Jackson & the Olympians crap and ended up with my friends semen on me.
That movie fucking sucked
Put on a name.
I will quit as soon as I get Grandmaster.
Can't even win against Mordin
I do all the time, though.
YEAH I SAW
I have one on, though.
She only shows you the bad games.
PROBABLY NEVER YES
It's just so you can be easily filtered but not so I filter the other anons.
Of course she does.
And she tells me that she is not talking shit.
OH MY GOD TREVOR
I'm not sure it was the movie sucking there.
She's just being objective.
emma please say hi to me please
I am your god, yes.
She is NOT.
That is why I am playing that way.
No that movie was total garbage.
Next time I'm reserving a front row seat.
hi. how are you today?
I will throw and "git dug"; I promise.
You just want me to play osu!
Why not both?
Also the filter is a 3rd party filter script so it doesn't matter what you put. Just as long as something is there.
Just filter by id
That is replacing my addiction with another one.
Better put on a show, I'll get some pastries and woffee, don't disappoint me.
I don't have them on.
It's all clutter.
Colored ids look nice.
If I do that, they get angry at me. ;_;
This woffee thing got out of hand.
There is just too much on posts for me.
I'd prefer the name, time, and number.
A better one though!
How is that better? You were just talking about breaking your monitor due to the frustration eventuated by that game.
Yeah, but I didn't ACTUALLY do it.
How could you lie like that on the internet?
People probably lie more in real life.
Quite easily actually.
Finally I can get off now.
fapping to unclothed cocks
none of you degenerates actually do this, right?
That cock isn't clothed
Absolutely fucking disgusting
God the story is really getting good.
Episode 2 when ?
i don't know too much about it. Maybe there isn't one and they wont' really make one.
take a nap
still on this thread
did like 90% of animus posters die or something?