I love teachers

The warfarming progresses nicely
Rolled my akzani riven from multishot to heat/pure damage
It's not perfect yet but it's improved

its okay to be unsure about my greatness

hehe dildo guns
check out this riven i got for meme guns. the recoil just makes it more fun

Nice
Mines been rolled to shit
I think the Kuva per roll is maxed out and I never stockpiled it like a smart person

for some reason my rolls are always great. atleast for the rivens I want to use. I rolled that one once and my paris one once as well. i never really farmed kuva much.

did you get the new relic from baro?

Is this good
puu.sh/tGy6Z/7908950945.jpg

Nah I hardly bother with void crap
I've got saryn p and odonata p and I barely use either
I've been playing ivara today, I forgot how fun she is

death is scary because you can't actually perceive yourself dying so you'll be trapped in the last moment of your life forever.

No, you'll be dead. You won't be trapped anywhere.

there are better mods for the gunslinger, ice storm, and concussion rounds. barrel diffusion is a must, and 90% elemental mods.

oh i was asking cuz baro was selling the relics that dropped aklex prime. im still farming a third lex prime to build it but i cant wait to use it.
ivara is my main solo frame but I wanna get into inaros as well

The people you leave behind might get trapped in that moment for a fair while though. Sadly.

you can't perceive your life ending, so your perception will remain in the last moment of your life forever

Reminds me of the first episode of DS9, if you've seen it.

You're retarded.

you're a fucking idiot lol

What better ones? I don't have barrel diffusion, I guess I have to get lucky waiting on a nightmare mission?

You won't have any "perception"

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I have not, I was a pleb and only saw the movies.If you are talking about the series I am guessing.
What happened in it?

warframe a shit

Sisko meets a race from an alternate dimension that don't understand linear time, and so they decide to destroy our universe. He argues how great linear time is, until they keep bringing up his wife's death. They come to the conclusion that because he's still trapped in the moment his wife died our time isn't truly linear. So they decide to let our universe live.

i meant like better uses for the slots. like fitting in two elemental dmg mods would probably be better than the firerate and impact

twin graks fire pretty fast already so dmg over firerate helps with ammo and clip management

wuts dis

war frame

i c
but arent those starter weapons and frame :]

warframe a SHIT

my sword soo op
it cut things up
and machine gun shoot enemy good.

God almighty

cool
i use a slicey pole and cutty bow

They are not entirely wrong, parts of us never move on and sometimes they move on way too quick.
It is interesting to imagine time outside the simple linear idea. Even if it is just like a psychological experience of time we are talking about.

huh?

it took me a lotta missions to unlock ICY sword...
and to build that not-starter gun.

that picture is rely cute :o

♥ lap pillow~

Ruby make for some adorable pics.

Objectively the best sort of pillow for sleep.

Such a universe could not really harbor a consciousness.

make me feel calm sleepy just thinking about it~
soft.......

Just... that entire post looks like it was written by a two year old.

Jesus Christ.

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huh ice sword? which one is that?

never watched rwby cuz it looks like a fake anime

but theyre all very cute

ya
so wat? :)

da white one with ice effects on the blade and whitee breathe icey air smoke coming from cold blade

i wonder if i still have my new frame with whip.

You're a goddamn adult.

I have not seen the show, is their universe explained? Like the only idea aside from linear time I know is from comics.
Thee whole multiple worlds for multiple outcomes creating a multiverse of some weird..... Spider web of time?
Or is their's like literally zero time. Just all that is, was and could be already is and is not at the same "time"? Excuse my lack of comprehension of this, I am both not bright and also tired.

Depends on muscles, a tough person it might be less soft.

Thought the same way but started to watch it as of late, it is actually good if you overlook the strange animation.
Grew on me rather quickly.

and?
i'm free to go officer, no-fun police?

i'm free to do as i like? i don't have to adhere to your super specific set of rules and uptight boundaries?
not srs pants enuf 4 u? hmmmmmmmmm? hmmm?

idk which one that is :P

the frame thats super macho and fighty but is a girl?

yeah but is it dub or sub :P

maybe......
but maybe it's gentle enough for a restful happyness smile lay on and nap.

Dub, I think? I was not aware they subbed it with other languages.

You never know.

trinity is vampire lady frame still? with whip weapon?

which is that macho female frame you're thinking of?

It's explained about as well as anything in science fiction. There's no sense of time because nothing happens or exists except for these consciousnesses until Sisko enters their universe and introduces... Stuff to them. As in, they read his mind and they are exposed to the very idea of "time" and "existence" and "possibility".

No. Five years dungeon.

hopefully one day... i'll get to feel good feelz.
*hugs you warmly*

i mean is it in glorious nippon or meh eigo

valkyr the super puncher lady with a zipline whip thingy

unacceptable earl!!

What's a good birthday present for my dad..

Does he have any hobbies

So he caused them to experience "time" and they instantly wanted to end our universe?
Time, not even once.
Seriously though it sounds really interesting, scifi mumbo jumboy as it may be.

I am sure you do at times.

The later cause the glorious race did not make it. It would be a bit better animation if they did.

get him an axe to cut the firewood!!

btw i have 4 copies of barrel diffusion if u want one

A dildo from bad dragon.

@Rockwall Bitch

yeah i know them rooster people did it, but i was clinging to that glimmer of hope. i guess its okay since i watched half of gash bell with dub

Yeah, long-distance running, but he already has a ton of clothing/trainers/gear for that

Oh yes please
What's your name on WF?

Probably would never speak to me again

They had never heard of war, death, fear, pain, loss, loneliness, or even confusion. The idea of our finite universe was offensive to them in every way.

its called kefooon
are there other essential mods you might need?

nah...
all i have is lecta whip on a trinity frame
and some kinda grakata machine gun

what else?

Added
Probably, but I don't know what they're called lol

your mind is breaking...

Are there any shows/movies/books he really likes?

Time to sleep. Night all of you.

Maybe someone has dubbed it in Japanese by now?

I know I would not. That is why you do not take my jokes seriously.
It would end badly.

I could see why, it may be devoid of specific things but in a logical sense their universe is a much better place.

Huh?

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Good night.

Game of Thrones ^^

buy him a game of thrones

Danger 5.

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amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss_1?url=search-alias=kitchen&field-keywords=game of thrones stein&sprefix=game of,kitchen,147&crid=2HHC7MEJF0YZI

Only if you want to spend a big chunk of money on him.

Holy fk perfect

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gameofthrones.wikia.com/wiki/House_Greyjoy

Sweet.

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nini thread.......

u_u

Good night.

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c u

Pantsu I believe in.

Good morning also.

Aw everybody went to sleep.

grakata is cool pew pew good night

im a neet that does not sleep during the westworld night cycle

im still here but im sleepy and might bed soon

waow ima yung azn so everyone gave me money for chink new year

i got 26 red bags of money i wonder how much is inside them all

Hi neet

chuc mung nam moi van su nhu y

i cant read vietcong
hi rori neet

hows your day going? im trying to rotate my schedule

gung hei faat choy
I don't know Chinese-chinese lmao
i just woke up hbu bae

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im a little tired since i woke up 16 hours ago but im about to eat dinner so i wont fall asleep

what is a bae . . ?

You are bae.

Are you trying to fix your sleep schedule to be less NEETy?

ur just saying that cuz no one is around

considering its 1 am
more neety

also halp im asian but ive been doing crosssticks since i was a kid and now i cant properly use chopsticks

Crosssticks?

bruh just use chopsticks it's not that hard even white weebs can do it

it's in your DNA, you'll be a pro in no time

i am using chopsticks
crosssticks are when you hold them crossed and incorrectly

i cant use them correctly

Ask your parents or siblings to teach you i guess?

noh my parents obviously did a bad job teaching me when i grew up and my sister learned from my parents

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Do they use it correctly?

idk gonna lunch now *pat*

probably, but they never taught me

have nice eats im also eating now

*petpet*

Trump is the lelouche of our world.

why do people leave the tails on shrimp when they fry em

im gagging trying to get it down

You're.. not supposed to eat the tails.

You do if they're fried.

but its fried like all over
arent the tails edible i just ate like 2

May I please have a hint as to the location of my phone?

No...

Please?

Boiled or grilled you don't eat the tails.

Yes. You do if they're deep fried.

Is the ringer off?

will i die now?
i stopped eating them cuz i feel like puking

No......

Yes.

you obviously know nothing about weeb food mister karaageudon

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Do whatever you want.

if you walked into a japanese tempura place and the chef gave you shrimps with tails attatched would you forgo the tails and dishonor the chef or eat them whole

you hold em

also use chopsticks

i gave up on eating and put the food away
i can use chopsticks at a functional level easily but i dont use them correctly

that's like saying you only have functional autism

git gud with choppusticku

i also only have functional autism

pls choppusticky correctly

can u chopstick correct

I can!

youre so talented and kawaii!

You're a cute helpless moeblob you.

i can be many things child

helpless?

x3 you got me

*pat*

I wanna do things but I'm too lazy to do things.

do things in bed

oops that was not intention lewd

But bed is boring.

??

snuggle up in blankets and watch videos

doing lewd things in bed

i can't get comfy with electronics in bed

also fap gets boring

oh that kinda sucks i guess
do you have things you must do?

i meant lewder things

no, completely nothing to do for the next 2 weeks which is nice I guess

what do you do to entertain yourself

also no butt stuff pls

my life is not a good reference point if you want entertainment i probably dont like things you like

not butt stuff but stuffs with other ppls

naisu virgin kira sweater

butr there's no other people to do fun bed things with ;_;

thanku

what do you do like?

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how about your megu daki

i like some video games with frens, animesss, interesting youtube videos, and weeb music

I don't have a Megu daki.

Do you have a Nadeko?

Also same I guesssssss

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mmm oh well

i would totally get one if i lived alone

i also like taking baths and eating in them

I want a goggles daki

that's disgusting

Whats disgusting!
Baths? Eating? Nadeko?

Eating in baths!

This is verboten.

but why is it disgusting? you feel super refreshed and relaxed in the bath, and it lets you eat if you normally have no appetite

sometimes i unintentionally starve myself

but y

strange

He also fucks bananas in the bath.

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riiin

it might have something to do with depression

hi rin :) good morning

yuri~

i am not depress

whats depressing you?

Hulla, Emily.

Ohayou.

idk my brain likes to mess with me

are you still embracing the chuuni

I never was, 'cos I'm not a Chuuni.

FAKE chuuni

i put my trust in you :(

how to tell whether somebody is a chuuni

Wanted to be a teacher.
Gave up on life and ended up doing immigrant work.

im bored so muchhh

*pet*

I was never a chuuni so I dunno why you'd think I was.

I'm gonna play some Tales of Besteria after these videos.

oh, there's a new LWA.

idk if I wanna play things though, got ruined by some shitty Watch Dogs 2 glitch.

They have to go back

They always do, after they got the money right.

Maybe I should live by their example and jump country.

i get to treat myself to an early bath since i did stuffs ahead of time :)

pls dont lie closet fake chuuni

oooh good feku

i had a wank so i'll do some anime and games

woooaah thats megalewd

what kinda wank

oreimo is always good stuff

d-do you have a sister

siblings are not for lewds

no

why

just incase
in that case oreimo is great :D

Seconded.
They're for terrorising and bullying.

idk if i would be disgusted by the thought of oreimo if i had imoutos

are you disgusted by mother-son/father-daughter

You'd feel awkward.
I know I do.

yo

omfg

Hello Neko, how be you?
I'm waiting on ALL THE DRUGS

yes

nice

how to job applications?

It depends on the age gap generally 4 years is where attraction starts

Maybe I

Hope to god you get someone desperate for a pair of hands.

Just do as the tyrannids and how they conquer the galaxy.

Shotgun all the CVs everywhere.

will code 4 food

Breadcrustgif.jpeg

Feku, pls no.

Maybe I'll watich it again*

what kind of drugs

wait what

so 4 year younger imouto is go?

ouh

Weed and diazapam
If I can't handle silly shit, I'll become silly shit.

Could do a stream and laugh at those with siblings.

Im not endorsing it.
Is just science. Humans are programmed not to affection family they meet in first four years of life. Something to do with evolution trying to prevent degeneration

If you manage to attraction it

i thought you already were

I know, I'm just being silly because my sister is 4 years younger than me.

And I like to put myself into absurdity.

...well... sillier.
Can't see any other solution, really.

You like bloody noses?

I brushed so long I accidentally sallowed toothpaste I should go bed

Is she cute

nana

It is not my place to say, but yeah.
She actually goes to the gym and takes protein shakes and stuff.

Siscon

smonk wed erry day

blood's pretty great

Sleeping on a fresh tattoo is not fun.

If I changed my name to Homework would (You) do me on (You)r desk every night?

2awk

Whatcha got?

Don't believe you.

...

Neat, what is it?

So i snorted a little while trying to swallow and now it's stuck

Race emblem for the Clavets from FFCC.
My brothers got the other race emblems.

ANNNNNND now I got what I needed.

you don't have to cange your name for that

toeing the line between coming off as an egotistical twat or an incompetent one is a difficult line :/

i want cash money tho

Wait what

finalfantasy.wikia.com/wiki/Clavat ?
Neat!

Cuddling and chaos

Yeah. I always played them.
Pretty solid race too.

my two favorite things

In your CV?
Or in interviews?

in the initial email :/

Not sure if I want to pound through the rest of my Journey trophies or work on more Kingdom Hearts.

Just keep sending emails for millions of places.

i really wanna work at this one place tho

Kingdom Hearts

pound through me >///

Ok, errr.... maybe explain why you want to work at that one place in an email in your cover letter?

I dunno, I don't even know how or why I get through so many jobs.

I could also do Bloodborne though.

I'm at a loss.

Kingdom Hearts!

Release your inner weeaboo!

Might do DDD than.

What is DDD?

Dream Drop Distance.

Deep Dark Dickings

Never heard of it, what is that?

...

hello

Dead Dead Demon's Dededededestruction

3DS game ported to PS4.
You switch back and forth between Riku and Sora.
Dream eaters are the main bad guys in this, but also act as your allies.

Yes hello this is splook

post a better toho

OH SHIT. Maybe I should get my hands on that.

Those are the worse sort of dickings!

It has a lot to do.
Not bad, but I don't like the combat that much. You have to use a deck based fighting thing. Everytime you use an ability it goes on cool down and cycles to the next. So you don't have MP. Just cool downs.

Other 2hus don't reflect my personality as well

Going to go play.

yeah but they are cuter and better

Not important to me tho

the only trait an anime avatar ever reflects on anyone is aspergers

brb education

Attention me.
You haven't in days and I need a recharge.

Hello Spooky.

[Sp00ky] is a cheery happy [poster], but gets easily depressed when things don't go her way (which is very often), typically when she fails to surprise someone despite her best efforts. She stated she wishes for vengeance on [normies] for being discarded in Undefined Fantastic Object. However, she's actually quite friendly to [normies] and her vengeance doesn't go beyond surprising and spooking [normies]. She gets genuinely pleased when she successfully surprises someone (or thinks she successfully surprised someone).

ATTENTIONS FOR ALL

~

Speaking of drugs in video games, I found my party a bunch of drugs in the current dungeon, and also a keg of dwarven ale.

this pic is hilarious

Hihi!

I smiled

You've started posting?
cute 2hu

I just don't post often because I'm a silly nervous wreck

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That's okay. We don't talk alot but it's nice to see you when I do around the place.

...

...

Were they psychedelics?

Unspoken words.

It's nice guy see you too

is it cheating on my waifu if im about to fap to her and a nora distracts me

What a bastard
It's nice to see you though

It's nice to see it once in a while

The real question is is thinking you can cheat on a waifu autistic?

Nice linking

you too bb

You must be talking about yours, too

How's that folder coming thru

At least one hallucinogen, and also liquid pain.

And also some kind of alcohol distilled from the essence of dying fey.

Quit belittling her
You know she's a goddess right? She could smite you in an instant

To clarify, the hallucinogen and the liquid pain are separate drugs.

Damn, nice burn.

I'm not worried about it. I'm blessed by other gods

Oh goodie, I'm actually playing Endless Legend again.

Holla Forums Endless anyone?
Or Civ V?

she recognizes your petty arrogance, and deems you to not be worth her time

Does Holla Forums play turn based strat games with each other?

ur talking to urself
i dont know any turned based strat games that im good at

Any sort of multiplayer game?
I'd love to play vidya and bully you all at once.

That sounds like I'm cool then.

i played pokemon as a kid
does that count?

yeah she probably forgot about you already

...

I don't even know who she is

she doesnt remember you anyways

Chubby fur suits are cute as shit.

Looks like a rape scenario.

Probably his kid.

Fur suits... And furs for that matter... Are horrid things.

which impact was the holocaust

I'm surprised to hear you say that.
Or anything for that matter. Hard to imagine anything can make it out of that labyrinthine set of snaggle teeth you have, Brit Bong.

Hopefully The New Fuhrer will gas the furry scourge.

*FURher

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how the fuck are we still on this thread I've been playing witcher three for like 5 hours

Did you know cupcake adopted 3 african children and fed them kinder eggs??

Lies. Kidner eggs are illegal in USA

Did you know cupcake adopted 3 african children and fed them kinder egg knockoffs without the toys??

No I just make the african face and play the drums

EXACTLY

Nez builds african faces for a living

youtube.com/watch?v=433xVU8_Ux4

Thats the only part of the movie I remember.

Hey, that is Academy Award nominee Jonah Hill!

Hey, that is Academy Award winner Darwin!

I like when he got raped by the demon in This Is The End.

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help

Did you get the 100%?

Sounds like a good thing, it looks awful

I smashed my monitor.

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Why would you do such a thing?

I don't remember any of it so I couldn't tell you.

Buying a new monitor might help you achieve that 100%.

if only

im gonna have to sell my new favourite keyboard because money ;_;

Buy me one

Rhythm games are frustrating.

Why? Your keyboard?
Just get a $20 one from Wallmart.

If you honestly get mad enough to break stuff over a game I don't think you should play them.

Why would you watch it in the first place?

They're not exactly what springs to mind when I think "frustrating"?

i have an IBM SSK that cost me £250 but whos proper price point im not sure of

I will send you a 4K tomorrow.

That is a lot for something so retro looking.

not a game.
retarded teammates.

I was with a group of friends and probably on drugs.

4K? If it's not 144Hz I don't want it.

You don't even know.

Wish, put on a name.

Gay

Sounds more like a good time to me.

you know the Model M, the best keyboard ever made? well that ones the rarer tenkeyless model of that, in unusually good condition, it feels almost completely unused.

pic related is my first model m

Squash lick my cunt

What a shame

Maybe
But I mean, it could be a better time if it was that but with a less awful movie.

INGRATE

Nah, the worse the movie is the better.

It looks cumbersome.

Put on a name.

EMMA
STOP

Hidoi.

Yiff my yaoi hole first.

Sorry

its the most tactile switch ever invented, youll never feel a crisper keypress

Put on a name.

I have enough people bitch about how loud mine is.
I need something softer honestly.

Black and white monitor for you now.

It'll help me click the circles better.

Gachi my gasm first.

Put on a name.

youtube.com/watch?v=A-3IgJ1MCSc

I question this logic

Eat my ass first.

I need to work on my baneling clicking.

I'm not gonna remember the movie so it doesn't matter.

If you're in a dark room with other people and you're all messed up then you're probably not gonna be to focused on the movie.

You need to work on quitting your Starcraft addiction.

Stop sucking your friends' dicks

I do not like you to do that though.

NO

YES

Oh

I went and saw that Percy Jackson & the Olympians crap and ended up with my friends semen on me.

That movie fucking sucked

Put on a name.

I will quit as soon as I get Grandmaster.

Can't even win against Mordin

I do all the time, though.

YEAH I SAW

So never?

I have one on, though.

She only shows you the bad games.

PROBABLY NEVER YES

It's just so you can be easily filtered but not so I filter the other anons.

Of course she does.

she

And she tells me that she is not talking shit.

OH MY GOD TREVOR

I'm not sure it was the movie sucking there.

She's just being objective.
Stop sucking

emma please say hi to me please

I am your god, yes.

She is NOT.

That is why I am playing that way.

No that movie was total garbage.

Next time I'm reserving a front row seat.

quit w

Yeah?

Hi MFF

hi. how are you today?

quit w

Yeah?

I will throw and "git dug"; I promise.

You just want me to play osu!

Why not both?

Also the filter is a 3rd party filter script so it doesn't matter what you put. Just as long as something is there.

So what?

Cool

Just filter by id

That is replacing my addiction with another one.

Better put on a show, I'll get some pastries and woffee, don't disappoint me.

I don't have them on.
It's all clutter.

...

Colored ids look nice.

If I do that, they get angry at me. ;_;

This woffee thing got out of hand.

There is just too much on posts for me.
I'd prefer the name, time, and number.

A better one though!

How is that better? You were just talking about breaking your monitor due to the frustration eventuated by that game.

Yeah, but I didn't ACTUALLY do it.

How could you lie like that on the internet?

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People probably lie more in real life.

Quite easily actually.

Finally I can get off now.

>fapping to unclothed cocks
none of you degenerates actually do this, right?

Nope.

That cock isn't clothed
Absolutely fucking disgusting

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God the story is really getting good.

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hentaistream.co/futari-no-tobari-3d-episode-1-english-subbed/

Episode 2 when ?

i don't know too much about it. Maybe there isn't one and they wont' really make one.

did like 90% of animus posters die or something?

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