Pretentious weeaboo avatarfagging/tripfagging/namefagging posters on Holla Forums

if you really loved me you'd buy me a dildo off my amazon wish list

Hi.

succ cocc

Teasing the Dutch edition

dutch are fegs edition*

succ at osssss

yeah bro
im happy

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meow

Me too

Literally 100% of them

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watch anime and fap

how long has this been btw then imma go

It's okay
nothing wrong with fegs

But I've been doing that for the past 13 hours.

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unofficial I'd say half a year
official I'd say 2mo

cyu

I don't believe you last this long.

im half fag

..be nice to me

You don't?

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step up senpai

half fag
full feg

I'm only 12

pics or it didn't happen

??????????

you're full and a half fag

I don't have that much time.

And?

How am I not being nice? I'm not even saying anything!

Why not? You're NEET for a week.

What is this?

It actually gets sore after a while.

not saying makes me lonely and is mean too

morning thread
i actually woke up at a reasonable time.

but fegs are already half fags
So I'm just a fag and a feg

Well played.

I'm not sure this counts as a reasonable time

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W I M P

I dont get it

it's evening!!!

stooop!!! xc

It's just shitposting, it doesn't matter.

How are you?

You're the strange one!

Anyway time for moe

hi squid

its 8:30 am for me

I ragequitted golf with friends and now Iunno what to do

pssh slacher

Okay bye

Fine I'll just leave

where do you even live

Was it golf with friends with friends?

How do you ragequit golf?

noooooooooooooooooooo

*pout*

what does that mean

USA

yes

I alt f4

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means you're a laylaylazy

Hm?

nvm

Hm?

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nini

...

good morning

im always lazy
ima neet

Yeah but at that time it's not the mainland

That's mean
you should apologize to your frenz

Hm?

no leaving

neat

they can apologize to this dick

the island

no its neet not neat

Why not?

Finally demi-chan

Hm?

Dumbledore kills Harry Potter

Go watch Demi-san

I'm neet?

cause I'll be lonely

What have they done to your dick that needs apologizing for?

fukken gay

No

But why though?

no neat not neet

mine is better than yours

not ride it

ugh no wrooong.
get it right

Rin isn't available?

Playing game

no

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It's a wild wild guess but could it be OSSSSSS

No!

Sad times, friend!

so you have an a=occupation?

i played owesoo yesterday and i proer as heck notice me senpai

yess
but iunno if for long

well make it count and bring in the big bucks one day!!

weait what

I bet you sucked.

Wait waht?

maybee

I don't live on an island.

Fair enough.
Yell at them 'till they fix it.

mega hard i did :D

become a billionaire and neet for the rest of yourlife

Fucking noob.

What kinda other games do you play then?

ultra gay

League, Zelda etc

people ride you when you yell?

that'd be amazing holy hell

Oh, league.

I watched speedruns of Oracle of Seasons/Ages recently
Still pretty good

Sorry, I'll get to posting straight porn right away

N64 games ONLY.

i almost beat a 5 star map while holding in my pee!! but i cant do any actual plays that will give pp

youre amazing

lol. the other definition of gay

ignored!

awh thank you

B-but women turn me on

Twilight Princess.

LOL so bad

SHUT UP!!!

Look again, you didn't respond!

Well, no, but it's worth a shot

EAT MY ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Same here, when they're not driving me insane.

I looked and there's nothing!

you don't sound very experienced

show me what you can do

Emulator?

You're right, I'm not very experienced in not having people ride my dick.

You wish DON'T YOU?

Comes with the package.

Just realized that I mislinked.

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osu.ppy.sh/s/41823

Yus

I would not stop you.

can i hav hug

rellu? replay wen

wooow you're a dick ride machine!
teach me

fix it

Hey, I'm trying to use you for experiments here
Go out, find a qt, REEEEEEEE at them, and post results

That's really gay.

Nope!

Hmmm, neat.

I never played Zelda. Is it gud?

I'm #39 on the leaderboard

Yus

r u gud

but it's dark outside

w-why not

No, I'm poo

fug

I only have lewd solutions

ur so smol n cute
can i rub my penis on u

i super glued my dick the other day

Soyons les amants lesbiennes

No

why

Feku fuck off

i can be ur bacon daddy

it was accident

wai :(

Perfect, they can't even see you, you won't even be judged?

What are you gluing onto your hand?

But why did you need supaglue anyway

like?

noo but I'm scared to go out

My laptop is starting to self-disintegrate and I'm just trying to keep everything together.

One of the screw socket things broke so I hope a bit of super glue will keep it in place.

Or just no

Masturbation.

to what

;;

Help, my hands are cold

What do you like?

You are now forced to have laptops for hands after gluing it on?

There are worse fates

What's the worst that can happen?
Someone makes you ride their dick forcibly?

i was making a mousepad

if u accept my love i will remain platonic

a lot.
recommend me

..well
yes

Hmmn?

*holds your hands*

Or you could just fuck off

how to stop mean

stop pooing yourself

pics :3c

you cant haev pics of my dik

More data!
Tell me if they reee before penetrating you.

uh

mousepad

not dick

exhentai.org/g/999648/d16aec3b7e/

Warm!

why would I wanna be penetrated by strangers??

I can't into sadpanda

is generic bestbuy pad that broke apart

Clean my diaper

Stop being annoying.

:3

testing

Pics

You're not a babby

error

e-hentai.org/g/999648/d16aec3b7e/
It's very mild.

I made hot chocolate again tonight, I felt like I deserved it.

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mhmmmmeh

imsorryimsorry please don't cry

i haven't made a crying face yet so i won't.

Oh :c

I feel like I want some.

What did you do to deserve it?

The doujins I read are really vanilla.

how brave!

boriing

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Come by then

Can't all be a perv like you.

you make fun of me tho

noh

pretentious

So far ;;

I'm not pervy..
those are just bland

Same

*clean*

c:

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furries

Ewww

We'll make it a trip.

Why don't you show me something not bland then, mister not-pervy~?

love it

For dick riding data.
Duh.

Nice test
8/10 would test again

ur pretend

but I don't save porn

but those are very lewd actions!
I can't just lewd for science

Damn lewds did you watch that game ^^

don't be rood

But how can you find the good ones again then?

I've shaken hands with THAT MAN KJAERBYE
I AM SO PROUD TO BE DANISH

Bet u think ur funny

stahp it.

I don't.
so I always get to search

I dun wanna get up though

Hmpf

So, once a day?~

I feel you.

go build wall ugly

Yuh fake noos

pff not once a day.
nice pic

Hmph

Peerv

nice

I am not

I can't believe how rood u guys are being

I already am building it.

Sure you can.

I want to do thing but I also want to do nothing.

I guess there's a mild testosterone difference between us.

A lewd mind might think so.

sometime we build wall to c if they get broke down

This is true. I wrote a poem about that once when I was young.

what's that mean

ohh nice one again

ur a deep dood

I made it so the love of friends and family took the form of the power of river slowly but surely eroding it away.

It means I'm horny more often than you are.

someone protect my smile

Why not?
What possible better reason could there be for lewding?

You dont' exist

Pass.

Me too.

Like yours?

Do you liike like dis

You're not waifu

how do you deal

nice again.

haha you're a perv

humm love & lust?

Should be obvious that mine is dirty beyond redemption, but it was you calling me a perv.

Who wins Nuke?

lust after strangers
ez

so radiant an bootiful

but are you not super strong and fight fighty

Ain't me sitting here calling pornography 'nice'.

I dunno, I got stuck in Zelda so I'm going to kill myself now or something.

Which makes you a perv!

shouldve made like a hydraulic dam or somethin

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if you say so

it's a joke GOSH

git help or something

Astralis I hope

Weak and useless

but strangers are ew! they might smell and such

i-it's art.
the art is nice
like that one

Not laughing.

But the damn doesn't wear away. It is built to hold back the river.

usage: git

or something

You already knew this

I'm glad!

Excuses only makes it more apparant what a perv you are

wow nerd i wasnt even thinking of that git

arent you super buff and pro fight

well you're the one posting them so you're the real perv!!

Stating the obvious is fun sometimes though!

Shoulda stopped at "i wasnt even thinking"

i wasn't even

Difference is that I don't deny it!

Baka!

i

I know you are but what am I?

w-well that might be.
but I'm just a pure boy enjoying the art you post

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Maybe
Maybe not though!
It's like the dick lottery!

I'm glad you understand

Also a baka

While he's posting with one hand

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Nuh-uh!!

Lewds is posting hecking good leds.

I wanna be rather certain when it's dick..

n-not
no accusations!

+w

Well Icompete in the 2nd lightesst weight class

leds

bath with breakfast or noh

wow youre second place in the world class?

Y-Yeah let's go with that

:stop:

:thinking:

Uhuh! :3

Watching Counterstrike and posting lewd while sitting in my big hoodie and hot chocolate
Life is super comfy

Hands above the blanket

I'm sure it's fiiiiiiiiine

I wish it was bed time

*holds up flimsy hand*

you can't know!
you don't know the dicks!

:thumbsup:

Hoodie AND chocolate AND stream wowie

Nice desu

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:upside_down:

It's almost bedtime here, just come by.

I said hands, plural, perv

I also have sweets but there are limits to the comfy

*hold up both flimsy hands*

It'll be night time already...

:somethingidk:

I think I'll grab some then.

Kill me

Sneaky is one of my favorites.

What's with these flimsy hands? What have you been doing?

;; Pull the curtains and get under the blankets, it'll seem like it's night. And it's an excuse to get in bed.

Sour winegums and chocolate mints!

..being flimsy

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me too thanks

same ty

Same

i just ate donut

What's depressing ya/

it's an INSIDE joke.

Life

I know the dicks
All of them

[image]

That's odd

That just means you don't even have to pretend or pull the curtains, you can just jump right under the blankets.

Donuts are pretty good, even Neru thinks so.

just look for all the itsy bitsy pieces that wont let you die

e-even mine??

you're oddddd
what doya think I was doing

:stoplife:

wait no

Yeah I grabbed a bunch when I got vloai for the office.

I am under a blanket.

gay

Wait yes.

maybe getting lewds-level comfy helps

L-Lewd..

Masturbating, of course.

vloai?

Throw your clothes off and go for a nap then! Or put on some streams.

I'm watching LCS!

I can't get nekkid!

Howsat lewd!

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vlaai

Yes.
Even yours.

Hey I wasn't the one posting androgynous girls.

how is this any different to any other pie?

I wouldn't do such lewd things whilst posting..

heeeeh?!
how?!

Why not?
Being clothed under blanket is comfier anyway, so it's fine.

You got employed?!

Thus not funny.

You post anime tiddies on command.

What could be straighter?

Limburgse vlaai.

Oh no my internship was finished and I got a good mark so I was like yay thanks and stuff.

If only I was done with school already ;;

You told me to get lewd-comfy!

Because I don't live alone!

Don't worry, I'm back.

*happiness overflow*

Literally nothing I guess.

Better post anime tiddies to prove how straight you are.

Comfy blanket wrap and good noms and comfy things to do!

this feels like it should just be the dutch word for pie

Too late, we were all worried.

*worries*

Not really convinced, again.

People remember that kind of thing. They'll probably happily act as references the day you start looking for a job.

Hmm, but if you're under your blanket that shouldn't be a problem?!

besides rubbing is not masturbation.
it's comfy

I hope so! Was a p gud project too.

But I'm already doing that.

But I'm still downstairs!

"I post anime girls on the internet to prove how straight I am".

I'd imagine one leads to the other

Naisu! Now find part time job!

You're making it really hard

you accusing me??

Aw neat.

No time aside school!

Yeah well no one wants to see anime dicks.

Anime dicks on anime girls are gud

Yeah

Not even for 10 hours a week? I imagine you'd be able to work from home too in your field!

Well that's just not true

Yeah it won't work on top of my commute.

Moving and rent and shit will also be expensive so I'd be stuck working there if I moved so idk what to do

s-say sorry

Stop talking about your dick!

I know you are :3

You are too :3

Thats just gay though.

sh h

Hmmkay, I guess programming is a pretty tough field. You'll have to at some point though!

But I'm not :3

What the heck? Perv!

The thought of it makes you nosebleed

what if I say I did though

Nuh-uh!

You're the one who said it!

During muh studies? Dunno, we'll see.

Did what?~

I said you're making it hard. Where did I ever mention my dick? Get real!

Yuh-uh

Right, and everyone here is straight

What is "it" then?

Nuh-uh!

that thing

Getting comfy, of course.

No clue, you gotta be more specific.

pain does that too

I never said that

Good stuff you are.

being down there?

Being down there? Where?

Of course you didn't.
Because it'd be false.

Why would getting comfy have a boner?

You stuff are good!

feet

It's only you thinking of boners right now. I just said you're making it hard to get comfy.

What if you did feet? That doesn't even make any sense.

I rub my feet cause they're cold

Duh, I mean just look how gay you are.

Stop being so dishonest.

Wooly socks

Hmph

theyre in the washing machine

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Tsun tsun

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I am housebroken.

You're broken at least.

An extensive network of spies which have infiltrated your country.

When have I EVER done anything gay?

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but how can those see that??
I'm very reserved

What are you, some kind of barbarian?

You only have one pair?

Learnt from the best!

Do you really want me to actually answer that question ?

Moe

Darwin?

one pair of wooly socks yes.
the rest is.. different

Darwin? Tsun?

Frilly and pink, gotcha

Yes.

I have never been tsun.

this picture is fantastic.

New thread time

pff
not all

I don't question their methods.
They get me what I need.