I wanna put whipped cream on rumia's asshole and lick it off

Those entitled prisoners.

Where am I?

You forgot the space !

sUBTLE HAD TO CHEAT AND USE HIS ACTION SKILL TO BEAT ME IN A DUEL.

Literally ONE SHOT

This could be heaven this could be hell.

I thhought i told you to fuck off

I'm only at 89 stacks of Anarchy.

lol nice caps

Y'know, I saw it.
I just didn't care enough to retype the post.

Doesn't mean I have to do it

161 more duel wins to go

Interestingly, I don't lose stacks for dying in a duel.

Time to exploit Anarchy.

And you wonder why I don't want to be your friend. Fuck off

You don't want to be his friend because he wants to be your friend ????

...

don't think so highly of yourself fag

A sad, sad place.

Pills and pizza
We're overdosing~

I don't, though???

I'm literally pretty horrible, and I question why anyone likes me basically daily.

It's very beautiful. Also it passes the time.

Because our country sucks and has nothing better to do.

What do you think, are they antidepressants, antipsychotics, or HRT pills?

ok kill yourself

...

hrt

I'm in Desu's room

Git gud

I'll message some of my other Australian friends, they'll be surprised I remembered

I'd guess antidepressants

That's actually cheating. You owe me.

Calm down nigga

Its amoxcillin
We ain't getting high off antibiotics lmao

But that's not a prison.

Would be a shame if someone told you how it ends.

but im a good boy

test....... come back...........................

Have you ever been arrested, methspider?

And Subtle's a real girl.

I've never even had any interactions with the police, let alone arrest.

subtle can kill himself desu, I havent broken a law in a long time

tsuchi is too much of a goodytooshooes

He's too white to get into any real altercations.

I've been caught doing some shit and let go but never arrested
got caught smoking weed on the bleachers and the cop didn't give a shit

BORING!!!!!!!!1111

I'm sure he'll come back to you.

?????

?

urb oring

:))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

Desu are you still a faggot?

Imao post his mugshot for good ol times

#whiteprivilege

Subtle will come crawling back to you when he's done not being gay with Rin.

...

SUBTLES NOT

GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I hope you go to Canadian prison where some dude pumped on hormones counts as a woman and rapes you in the shower without even using maple syrup as lube.

A real shame.

but he's a piece of shit why would I wanna be friends with him

what happened?

What did master do?

Why would someone do that.

can't help you with that since I'm a guy~

To be a dick I guess.

shut up darwin

who's that gm?

Lmao what did Subtle do to you Desu?

I remember you used to be all up on his dick and he'd thrust it in you too

He played borderlands 2 with me.

see

And there is zero sex? Wow, unimpressed.

I'm aware.

In a bit.

What a piece of shit.

Is that some form of cheating?

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

play an aram with me

Thanks. I needed another screen cap. I haven't gotten one in a while.

Well, okay.

I cannot believe you would break up such a happy couple!(lol)

That game is shit though

There's no need for sex when you have Vodka and you're watching littles girls learn how to fly on a broom

OH NO THE GUY I LIKE WHO ONLY RARELY VAGUELY RECIPROCATES IS PLAYING WITH SOMEONE WHO CLEARLY CARES ABOUT HIM AS A PERSON
BETTER GET MAD AND JEALOUS AND CUT HIM OUT OF MY LIFE AGAIN

It's only as good as your company.
Which makes it enjoyable to play with Subtle and SD.

Kalista in 2017.

...

I don't think you're like that.

anybody wanna play borderlands 2 with me? ;)))))))

if you know what I mean~~~

Well I forgot all the ending anyway.

Can't, uninstalled it and too late at night.

...

buy me borderlands 2

Good.

So much this

It's funny cuz I did that for a while sort of

Torrent it

It's even better when I can actively flirt with married couples and yet the second I get even remotely close to subtle, Desu cucks himself.

And then he decides he hates me when I attempt to maintain civilities.

Put it inside her asshole instead.

...

Yep.

Night.

torrenting is gay

Fuckin gross

I couldn't stop laughing at it.

It was ass.

Gay

guided meditation =_=

Literally what ?

literally what the fuck even

Does anyone even like the resident evil movies. Why would they make a new one.

ban ur koume folder has gotten so big thats great

Everything here

Thanks person.

I'm only half gay

There is enough of a fandom to merit multiple decent budget movies.
Whether it is at all Resident Evil entirely or not, it managed to bring them enough money back.

haha it's me your good friend sci

RE: Afterlife
Budget: $60 million
Box office: $296.2 million

I CAN'T IMAGINE WHY.

They are great movies. :^)

Gross.

That was my first guys.

is that bacon

I think they're cheap as fuck to make and some people go see them despite not even liking them?

you are very good at those guessing games!

What's that you say? The star of the Resident Evil movies is the director's wife? And she does basically no other acting?

I am utterly flabbergasted as to why this man would continue to make commercially successful movies that give his wife her only real employment

...

WHoa hey look, cunt. There's a cool dark epic movie about demons XD

It's got guns n stuff lets go see it because there's nothing else on.

That's what all the turbogays say

If you say so.

Darwin, come see Kansas on their 40th anniversary tour in LA this April with me

The movies don't deviate THAT much from the games

Wasn't it supposed to be woah look mildly attractive female doing """"cool"""" things in somewhat sexualized outfits and/or situations supposed to be one of the draws originally, too?

I haven't really watched or played any of them.

you should be a voice in my head thatd be fun

Darwin, come see Kansas on their 40th anniversary tour in LA this April with me

Will we be injecting marijuanas?

yep.

I guess but that's icky.

I dated many females though.

hi squid

I already am.

Straight into our eyeballs.

wanna be my best friend

all day long

Darwin, come see Kansas on their 40th anniversary tour in LA this April with me

Unfilter bready

who is this

Darwin, come see Kansas on their 40th anniversary tour in LA this April with me

why havent you been giving me coolness tips

Love you too, Gogs.

Yes. No.

...

anyway ive been here too long take care!

...

not filtered. Just had to minimize the non-associated posts.

Someone turn the heat up, please.

Hes a good boy and diddun du nuffin

Don't be silly.

exactly. I'd never filter him.

Died ?

I know, this passion between us is wild and unable to be understood by words alone.
Or something? I do not know.

...

rip

so r u

Pony censoring.

why are you walking a crabbu

your best friend

suitable for posting over there.

how do i redeem my best friend?

...

Yeah thats what I meant.

So it doesn't shit in the house.

play dota and like touhou desu

Where the fuck is TP?

Is that proto1?

Shut the fuck up. What do you think? Brb drink.

RIFK

WAR

Proto3

drink night?

GOD DAMNIT ARE YOU DARVAN OR WORST DAUGHTER OR SOME OTHER MONSTROSITY?

Proto 101

Emma.

SHUT THE FUCK UP MANAKA EVERY NIGHT IS DRINK NIGHT. ALSO I GET THE NEXT MOVIE RIFK.

horror or 100gbps

?

Shut up, Darwin.

ohhhhhhhh blue skittles.

Remember Oka.

?

Doesn't work anymore.

THANKS LUKA

?‮

Either mall hours dotd or Deep Water Horizon.

AND WE AINT DOING IT AT NO 29 RAILROAD IN THE FUCKING MORNING. I HAVE NEEDS TO.

Codemonkey fixed it entirely for the whole site

Are you calling Luka a code monkey or is that a person?

oh oh oh I wanna see deep water horizon
stop using railroad as time unit omg

i'll use faraday constant as my time unit

lmfao
Code Monkey is the current owner of Holla Forums

lmfao

ANOTHER HIGHWAY ANOTHER STATE.

WE could also do Yuri Nosenko KGB lotta good lesson there.NAH we are rocking Deepwater though. If you can't do it locally I'll do that RS thing.

Smokeys in my rear view mirror Nowhere to go except forward Kessler warmed abdomen, no feeling Only crucifixion .

idk how to dota and 2hu has gud girls

i'm not in the mood for naby seals kind of movie right now!

I deleted some movies off my drive, i'll see if i can find it on yify

yes
yify

Don't do it, man.
Next thing you know, he'll be asking you to piss on him and step on his face.

I am moved in

None of this actually answers my question.

Where is TP?

i'll teach you or something

I don't keep up with that.

...

Welcome back manaK

i'm only here because i forgot i left something in my desk!

YOU FUCKING FAGGOT ASS.

THIS IS YOUR NIGGA.

LOOK AT HIM!

P O I

...

fix it

DONT POST IT

he looks like colbs

Hello my child
I am moved in

My roommate is from India and he's on a work visa

He's super timid and polite tho, I lucked out

I don't have to 😸😸

Today's yuri releases.

mega.nz/#!b5wQzbJT!9Kigqx84c0HiG7XNGPIMnXTCdlY2PylX50wyCL4oHcc

t

:tom:

Did you tell him about your family and stuff ?

What are you, fuckin furry?

One of these days I am going to kill you.

youtube.com/watch?v=tBMQxyPiv4s

The first time Grim gets drunk he's gonna sleep with his roommate.

n-nya

Deepwater.Horizon.2016.1080p.BluRay.x264.VPPV

Yeah we need to bond and shit

He does the classic Indian sideways head bob it's fuckin hilarious

You should keep leaving things.

...

Desu is moving with in 15 minutes of my house

oh no

Nows your chance to accidentally drown him

EVERYBODY IS BEING SCARY

fr*ck off !

Lucky you.

I'm jealous

that doesnt sound like a good offer
id rather be getting pissed and stepped on

but you have to be smart to teach people

only smart people can be teachers

Poor guy is so sheltered though

He can barely cook

im so smart it's stupid

Heck

I think its actually like 30 minutes away.

Teach him how to make the food of his people.

Of which part ?

Who pitches and who catches?

That part

Maybe
I want to expand my cooking repertoire though

Learn some Korean and Mexican

i dont think i can play doter

hi

Hey Neko.

We will never meet up though.

Mexican is fuckin easy man.

I want to swim in Satania.

You and I? Or you and Desu?

I'm talking ballin marinades and learning how to cook the exotic stuff
Like lengua and mole

that's mean of you

but its out of my control :((
i dont have the means to play it

Assumedly neither.
As soon as the penis is out, it just becomes a red blur.

what's good

I want to swim in you.

I don't know how someone can deal with being tickled for play. As a ticklish person it would be quite torturous.

I feel u

It's fun with your S.O though

Me and desu.

He told me so

:(

Mole? the fuck

What the heck?

Google mole sauce you pleb

Don't worry I can swim good.

"Mole is the generic name for a number of sauces"

Aww, poor Ban :(

Why not though?

I'm sorry, Satania is the only one allowed to swim in me.

...

that does not change anything

why even

He called me a dork and a retard and laughed at me.

'_ -

Mole poblano.

Because she's the devil.

But those things aren't true!

I didn't say it was.

best girl of 2017 already

Nee^2

I just didn't want you to think that it was true or anything...

I know I am, thanks :3

Hail Mary, forgive me
Blood for blood, hearts beating

how did you know i was talking about you

I read that as "those things are true" and I didn't notice I was wrong until just now.

two knees

Well you said best girl, so who else could it have been?

Oh wow, you're such a baka.

Maybe they are true after all...

You told me think about it, well I did.

goodnight

no i'm pretty sure i'm actually amazing as fuck irl and just use the internet as a way to retarded out xd

Just kidding

I'm tired of begging for the things that I want
I'm over sleeping like a dog on the floor

4

mm i guess you have a point there

kill yourself

Hey.

Oh, haha. Yeah, same.

I'm only pretending to be autistic

Just kidding, I suck. You were obviously talking about best girl Satania

when is the next ep

I'm already dead on the inside.

yo dawg

You honestly suck at pretending then.

be dead on the outside

I'll beat your boipussy until I died then, faggot.

Ohio.

Monday

Does that mean I'm more or less autistic?

y-you promise? .///.

that's too long ;~;

michigan

I was gonna tell you but I couldn't do it in a way that wouldn't make you feel good about yourself.

I'll let you guess

Yeah sure.

Who here wishes we lived in a non-Euclidean geometrical world?

i don't believe you

Ask nicely like a good kitty.

no way

It's a whole week from the last episode, crazy right?

I already feel pretty shitty about myself so it doesn't matter anyways

i found it yesterday

Vid for my beloved spy;l\\

rifk higherpower

youtube.com/watch?v=bGaJzUc8BGE

Then I take back everything I said !

eh, you seem normal to me

Hey Squash.

...

if you want that you have to take it by force

You should have waited 9 more weeks until you found it.

Wow what the heck?

Did you just call me a filthy normie?

...

but then someone would have stolen my new waifu

Sorry but i'm dead inside and cannot.

Seems that way.

maybe you're just a lil bitch

But your waifu was stolen in 2014 when the manga started publishing.

I'M OFFENDED

Are you actually the antagonist of firewatch?

Am I what?

never saw anyone post her before me

I have no motivation to do anything you're talking about.

You are VERY welcome then.

stop being a boring twat then

I posted this screenshot Jan 9th :^)

I hope Trump tosses you over the wall.

The voice actor of overwatch reminds me of you. Also his.. bulky nature.

consistently

I consistently posted the same three screenshots.

Stop acting like you don't love it.

If he does can I come live in your igloo ?

WHERE THE FUCK IS A ARJUNA? TP OR DARVAN?

OR WISH.

I uh.. I don't live in an igloo...

I couldn't say. I have never played it.

I am here in the shadows.

not what i mean, bakaface

share your edgiest pics with me so i can fap

I doubt this.

i don't
do something kawaii

...

SICK STARCRAFT QUOTE

Went to bed.

Only shows up on weekends.

Cybering some little boy.

Present.

Wow what the heck? So rude!

.

...

GIMME HUG

youtube.com/watch?v=LXbXYO9F2O4

it

is

never

over

:3

..

jesus christ are you trying to cut me?!?!?

...

...

...

...

...

you can take it

...

.

..

All the snow melted and I'm super bummed out about it.

Take what?

...

I watched two seconds
it's trash

there ya go. should be enough edge to get you off.

...

one more just in case

RIP TRON1 RIP SOB1 RIP ESAT1

WAR WAR WAR

IT IS NEVER GOING TO STOP

youtube.com/watch?v=H4kEAREkWfw

Snow is fucking awful though.

It was made to be trash you dork.

...

...

still not watching it

...

Yeah, but it's a hell of a lot better than construction everywhere.

A sausage?

hEY ARE YOU THE OWLFUCKER?

dammit wish you're making it so hard

You're trash.

Thats literally everywhere around me.

Revy jumped in a lake and went sunbathing today

Making what so hard?

Yeah, I bet you had snow instead.

how was it

...

suck my dick faggot

stfu

O-Okay...

I have lots of sand.

I fucking hate sand.

I will force mine down your throat, faggot.

wait don't cry plz

Stay away from eels this time of year.

Weren't you engaged a few years ago?

NEZI THINKS THAT'S COOL

i'll bite it off

Yeah, I would definitely trade in sand for snow any day of the week.

But you were mean.

I know. you wanted him to say his pp but if it makes you feel better, I'll tell you that you're making my sausage hard

If I feel any teeth I'll beat the side of your head like a drum.

i'll stop

I wonder what goes through your head when you type these messages...

sorry its not for sale.

then we're just gonna be fighting and I'll kick your ass

WHERE THE FUCK IS SCOOTS OR TP?

You didn't answer my question either.

What's not for sale?

I really doubt that.

sand

what question?

I'm joking. I just found a good spot to post a light annoyance.

ok we'll see

I didn't want sand anyways!

I wanted to get rid of it!

Sausage

Uh-huh.

it was a stupid joke and i'm not explaining

Well i'm bigger and stronger so I get the advantage for now.

I doubt you exercise at all.

You get snow which is just worse than sand.

yep.

how big?

So big it won't even fit.

You'll just bitch about the pain until I take it out.

The water was very cold and my sunbathing was very sexy
There was tasteful sideboob and everything

I was

I'm pretty impressive

no i won't
plus that's gay

Wow, I don't get it ;;

Not even!

At least snow melts!

Literally none of that was gay.

But you're not gonna have sand all over your driveway and car in the morning.

phallic symbol

fOR MANAKA

the war the war the war the war

youtube.com/watch?v=iwLyIMqfbf0

...

9 railroads?

Don't tempt me, I will make it happen.

Where?

us navy

youtube.com/watch?v=pfYS5BFfYAA

Jokes on you I keep my car in a garage.

9:30

That doesn't change anything.

Darvan

...

It changes everything

I need to sleep now

goodbye

Good night,

I hope there isn't any sand on your car in the morning.

I wanan rape a shipgirl

am ded

i can be a shipgrill

遅い

私も

do you want me to rape you ?

Neenee

the soysage

who would wanna be raped?!?

But why

So far Away.

Song for my beloved spy.

youtube.com/watch?v=IwQH00liZho

you by the looks of it

I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO BED

FUCK WITH THE BEST

DIE LIKE LIKE THE REST.

thats not rape!

burgwers rifk birgers rifk rifk

iunno it just does

Yes, I went to bed. Now I'm in bed.

But why did you post it at me.

CALMING WORDS

...

do you wanna date

...

WHWRE IS DARVn?

fuck this shit

drink or 800gbps

you asked what you could take and then i thought of the joke

...

sup

kore wa trap desu ka?

But what were you going to let me take originally?

Death to owl fuckers.

rifk

fuck with the best

die

like the rest.

English

laying in bed
i wanna ply ds but the controller is all the way upstairs ;~;

my meanness

Spy you still here?

;_;

Hidoi

Pretty dead tonight.

wbu??

in call and off my meds

might do regrettable stuff

Does this character just eat desert all the time

pls dont be tryna get at putting the hurts at me

...

Now sleep.

but i'm sleepy now and feel like being the opposite of mean

I WILL HURT ALL OWLFUCKERS.

what meds do you take

a LOT of antidepressants

that doesn't sound good for you

SPY LETS MAKE A TRED

But 7 series aired today.

Nah, she was just on a tour of the city, those were the only two times.

That'd be a pretty good show if that's what it was focused on though.

Oh, go to bed then!

what is

where?

no i wanna stay up

lots of meds

its better than the alternative

Oh, then do that instead :3

let's just date

Yo this nigga feeding

Also Monkey King is just a Wukong ripoff

Why isn't riot sueing these niggas?

Why does every moba have a monkey

scene for spy\

youtube.com/watch?v=iwLyIMqfbf0

i barely even kno u tho

STOP MAKING FUN OF SON WUKONG

AKA SON GOKU

Sun Wukong is an old character from Chinese literature. Journey to the West. All the monkeys with staves are based off of him.

Cause they're shit

Well yeah, Smite taught me that.

But it's not like every MOBA has Zeus.

Yeah, but so are you

Nigga calm down

My friend is showing me Fushigi no Somers chan and its so fkn lolz
We also killed a bottle of vodka since we are doing the celebratory anime convention pregame for tomorrow

So tanoshii ^W^
Get yourself some autistic friends like mine

Pregaming for a convention?

rifk spics out
rifk spics outrifk spics outrifk spics outrifk spics outrifk spics outvrifk spics out
rifk spics outrifk spics outrifk spics outrifk spics out
v

I'm friends with you, you're autistic, isn't that enough?

Hora is whore in swedish. This makes this webm kinda funny.

goodnight thread. don't reply to this post.

Don't tell me what to do

no

Yeah

Its gonna be so lit ^W^

I'm so ready

RIFK DRINK NIGGA

Nigga we dont even hang out irl
I dont consider you a RL friend
The fuck

right we can know each other in our dates

O-Oh yeah, me neither........

Welp, everyone I talk to is asleep now.
Guess I'll post here.

No.

Have a good time, nerd.

being sick is ass, I usually never get sick but when I do it's bad

Post your ass.

...

You have awful timing.

Oh shit I just realized you were wish lmao
Sorry my phone doesn't show images so I assumed it was Oobles or Spoilers

I guess you're pretty cool imo
Though you dont go to cons so you dont really understand the hype

I will

Any request for any cosplayers?
I'll scope em out and take a pic with em just for you

What in the fuck is going on in here?

Okay

You can't even say that for much longer!
i.imgur.com/LfmnVJz.png

ii yo

Soto, validate me being here.

kimochiiiiiiiiii

I'm sick but for some reason I have an intense craving for cheesecake

Don't eat dairy if it's making your nose run.
It will only worsen it.

Where is the bulge, though?

and icecream

Which

nah I'm justy congested as shit an sneezing constantly, no drips

today is thurdsay and not friday

kimi

Wouldn't you like to know

Dairy aids in mucus production I think.
So stuffed up or dripping it will not help.

Eat spicy food or citrus.

soto look for little girl lolis and take creepshots for me

I just have a craving for cold sweets

actually I have some oranges, that doesn't sound that bad

Could help.

Not true, it just makes the mucus you produce thicker

Um, if you can find a Flandre one. Not sure just how common touhou cosplayers are in the west.
Probably very.

Oh shit, my babby wish is growing up and finally embracing her weeb side

We got a 2 double and 1 king suite
Step up nigga
Then again its me and all my friends so we are all pitching in 50 which ain't bad

Squash ilu bby

I gotchu fam

Yeah 2hu is pretty common here
Though 2hucon died last year so its hard to find 2hu cosplayers

I'll look out for em

ty

If not, any female from Bleach will do.
Not really picky. All are nostalgiarific in that case.

Fucking nerd

Lmao kys

I had 2 oranges and they were very good, thank you mr. dog man

We did two separate rooms cause gender.

Yorouichi is the best

Her?

More a Tittyhime fan but sure Rukia is not a bad one either.

This is not wrong but much harder to find a good cosplayer of.

Hm?

Ajapaa

obviously nel is the best choice of bleach waifu

Hm?

You horse fucker.

COME ON

There are no tall black women that also know what Bleach is. Pretty sad

What are you asking

Lmao you swear like guys would actually go out of their way to rape you

Calm down Wish

Way to waste more money lol

excuse you bitch I am a SNEK fucker

I was expressing incredulity.

The suffering is real.

More like you are the snek in need of fucking.

And endless, don't forget endless
Is that fire pony canon?

Um I do not know? All I know is she is from the humanized movie.
Even then my knowledge of it is very limited.

I like flat soda more than fizzy soda

I'm confused.

What? It has nothing to do with rape.

Lloyd said something about that black girl from Bleach, so I was like

I keep running from my heart.

Oh.

Bed, bye.

Slumber peacefully.

Lloyd you little nigra.

How goes it?

there's not much point in adding blades to a razor past 4

STATE YOUR NAME.

Either way she's cute

It doesn't. I'm pretty tired

A wild dog that cries out in the night as he grows restless longing for some solitary company.

You have looked. But you have not seen.

You have looked. ButCyou have not seen.Ayyouhavelookedbutyouhavenotseen.NYou
have looked. YouHavelooked.you havelooked, butyouhavenotseenhavenotseen. The one's who would not look,Ycould not see. And i look downOon them now. DeprivedUof life. Bereft of sensation.SDead. yuohavelokedbutyouhvenotseeN.Eyou h av elEok ed. But youhaven ot seeenhavenotlookedhavenots 33 n. ? y o u H h v e e l o k e d b u t y o h a v e n t s e e n .

You have looked. But you have not seen. FUCKING BLIND FUCKING FUCK

It is all wrong.

Night.

I'm exhausted as fuck
My internet can't warframe for shit and I just want to do dragon vaults without trying eight times
I look good sunbathing
Gave a testosterone shot with an insulin needle
Never gonna stop making "put it in your butt" jokes with him
Data did NOT post successfully

Day of the Dead is underrated.

toilet paper should be called toilet tissue

That she is.

Night.

Then sleep nigga.

youtube.com/watch?v=mzp_J4peMC0

Nini Wish

That was an actual thing he just said?

The image is from that movie.

Yes nigga.

Shed your skin.

Long live the new flesh.

DEATH TO VIDEODROME

I bet she gets her computer turned off by her older sis cause she's being too loud lmao

What is uour opinion of tasteful sideboob

sONG FOR dARVAN.

youtube.com/watch?v=nGI4xAlyyW8

Its pretty nice
But never happens irl

Q q

youtube.com/watch?v=Q_yyiRIaVGQ

We weeaboo songs tonight, though.

...

Darvan.

Yes.

Vola - 9vy51hbw

When the angel of death comes comes looking for me.

I hope I done right.

Do you understand?

I hope we were exactly what we were meant to be.

At last, we meet again, dear God.

^___^

WHITE DEVIL LIVE TO WIN

I want to stop coughing

I need a drink.

Darvan

Take a cough drop or something.

...

Vae, puto deus fio

Suffering, is it not?

Rifk protoman

PROTO1

It is a real war Bart. And it is here every day.

You are godamn right.

Darvan my stomach hurts.

Tsuchi?

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best songs to listen when sad

Bittersweet Symphony by The Verve

History by The Verve

Sonnet by The Verve

Here I go again by Whitesnake

Any song from Bon Jovi

Hurt by Johnny Cash

Any song by Richard Ashcroft

Actually every song by The Verve is AWESOME!

If you know sanskrit/tamil, try these songs:

Sree Lalitha Sahasharanamam
Sree Vishnu Sahasharanamam
Aditya Hirudayam
Sri Kanda Shasti Kavacham
Vinayagar Agaval.
Thiruppavai

Depends on if you wanna get all that bottled up emotion out, or try to shove it back down in your gut and feel happy. Sometimes it just makes you feel better to turn on Landslides- Smashing Pumpkins or any

Night Bard.

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At my first restaurant, there were a group of older veterans that came in most mornings, ordered coffee, and sat in the corner until mid-afternoon.

After awhile, I noticed that some of them stared at me when I was mopping. It was an awfully conservative town and I had hair halfway down my back, so I was used to stares and just tried to ignore them.

Then one day, most of the vets were gone and it was just one man there with a Navy cap on, and as I came to mop near his table he says to me, “Hey young fella. You ever serve in the Navy?”

I said cautiously, “No?”

He nodded and sat back. “That’s a shame. With swabbing like that, you’d go far in the Navy. You cut your hair, you could be an Admiral by 30.”

I thanked him and moved on, but I could hear him muttering “That’s some damn good swabbing.”

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god damn I wish I could cum that hard

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well, I did it

Fish you're supposed to be a girl lmao

Figure your gender out you nigger

I mean I wish I had a vag and could cum like that.

I'm just trying to get some cute guy to fuck me in the ass but there are a lot of ugly ass men out there

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absolutely haram
the epitome of perfection

nah

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