Rest in peace sweet prince

MAYBE IF YOU LOVED BETTER THINGS I WOULD NOT NEED TO DO THAT HUH?

It is simply that I can relate to BAD JUNGLERS FUCKING GAMES UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EVEN WHEN THEY FUCKING PLAY RENGAR FUCKING BROKENASS KNIFECAT BULLSHIT FUCK

People here have the most shallow relationships.

Just get out of Bronze and you won't have to worry about that anymore.

Can't wait to see the coms of Dardoc flaming his team.

Why is twenty two exclamation marks a meme here, anyway?

Some faggot named GarEE.

There was a poster named GarEE, who was very much a homosexual, that would always make statements of:

Because lack of creativity? People being bored? Drunks?

I don't like bad things, you just HATE ME.

I will continue.

youtube.com/watch?v=V0DGjXE_BQQ

yeah but
plenty of people do stupid shit
Why did it become a meme

Well I mean those things are all a given.

The same reason anything else does.

It just happened to stick.

Same reason Canadian tornadoes that kill sisters did: the sheer hilarity of it.

You say this but almost everyone here is a drunk and perpetually bored, so I would say I am right regardless.
Wide sweeping answers always win.

Exactly. Always just go with the easy answer.

Getting out of bronze is not worth it. People only get worse once you climb up and the games are less fun. Just ask Ian.

its my bedtime now

goodnight

So just quit w and play a better game.

Nah. Everyone here has been posting since 2011/2012, just from different starting points.

Kind of want to stream, but all my people are asleep.

I have not even been playing, though.

Emma?

I would watch but I'm going to sleep in like t.minus 30 something.

Because you're busy playing osu!, right?

Have you gotten good yet?

Gay.
I only have 2 games anyhow.

Y-Yes. I am grandmaster already.

Hm?

nini
;~;

THAT'S NOT A RANK DUMBASS!!!!!!!!

Not one you'll ever get.

The fuck do I know? I cannot be bothered with osu! until I am more bored.

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Play league with me dardar

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Kinda.
What games?

How have you been?

I got arrested for peeing on a bus driver

Journey and Blood Borne.

W-We do not need another one of those. Who even watched the first one? Pfffft!

Let me check my ping first.

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I wonder.

tfw

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Yeah, that is not going to happen.

I only watched it ironically.

Sounds like a fun story. Hope you did not get the same treatment in jail.

Bloodborne is great, not sure what the first one is though.

I'll show you sometime.

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KILL YOURSELF

hey DARWIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BYTE MY ASS

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So then why do you always talk about it nonstop to me?

Getting peed on is nice though.
Keeps you warm through the rough winters.

To annoy you.

Why would you do that though?

Frozen heart, bad friend, conceited asshole, etc.

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I have low standards.

Sounds likee a plan! Hopefully when I am less out of it.

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I'll toss you my stream link later.

Why are there two canadian anons
Who okayed this?

Spoilers copied me

I just go by ID.

I jest.

Do you use colour i.d.s?

The damage is already done.

Nah. Not anymore.

How do I assuage this?

I agree they are an eyesore

I just leave most settings off.

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Lick Bard's sweaty armpits.

yeah EAT my FUCKING ASS

You copied each other.

I vote we outlaw canadia until this is fixed.

I mean, that or the avatar. The problem comes more from inter-thread

I am not sure if I want to indulge your fetishes.

How would you feel about that?

People here change names enough it rarely matter.s

I volunteer as tribute.

Are you ashamed to admit it?

Come here bard, I will do it instead.

Nani sore?

Awesome, I am going to get much needed rest.

vroom

Night.

Hey, you asked for it.

namesaseru~

Stop projecting

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You just want me to lick you instead.

It is okay to admit it. You know all my deepest secrets, after all.

Canadian bangers?

assauge an assange sausage

gross.

I know nothing.

I only like Assange when Benedict Cumonsnatch is playing him.

twitch.tv/thisolddog

Going to play Journey.

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Bigger folder

What's secret about your awful taste?

Which is why they should adopt names as soon as possible, so they can get to changing them.

Fair enough.
If this is the mark you wish to graft onto yourself

Bigger butts

We are even.

Bigger.....

Even? You're odd :^)

Whip marks are probably better tbh.

Bigger

I prefer rara avis.

WUB

Well I mean, when are they not better?

Wuz dat

That's true.Shit, I never thought of it that way.

Search engine it.

I already did, but I wanted you to explain it to me.

And I was not going to because I predicted you would look it up anyway. :3

Life is suffering.

I read it as old
still fits

It is not so bad when someone can distract you from the pain of existing.

I'm glad you finally came to your senses.

Is that what you call my oral sex?
a distraction?

the face when the vessel you are bound to is in a constant state of decay beyond repair and you have to deal with being an out of date model for the rest of your miserable existance

A conceit.

He fell asleep an hour ago though.

I feel like I've just converted to Buddhism or something. What is this feeling?

say what you want I enjoy them anyway

Why have you not joined him in slumber?

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He tasked me with the duty of keeping him awake and I failed. I'm self-reflecting must be punished.

and

...

...

He tried to do that with me the other day when he asked me to play ARAM with him, and after an hour of keeping me waiting he reconsidered and left to sleep so he could maintain a normal schedule.

Delicious dragon.

Ohayou gozaimasu

Receiving whip marks gives you such zen-like tranquility?

Is that Neru's laptop?

Getting a rise out of you has become impossible lately.

pastry fingers ta

What the heck?

Yes.

LOL

YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE DOING

I dunno. It happened yesterday.

keep going it's almost there
you can do it

Nah I'll stop here.
In stead I'll make something else rise in private that is much more fun.

Spread this image on 10 other youtube videos and together bob- uh
burt will take over the comments section!

Play me instead of trying to get me in trouble.

Sure.
Though I am not sure how I would get you in trouble it is not like you are beholden to anyone but neru and I am sure she will share.

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Too far?

Ah, yeah. We watched the latest 3-gatsu together and then he fell asleep for like 40 minutes while I was texting him.

This is where you went wrong

That's pretty nice.

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A bit.

He ought to get tested for narcolepsy.

Sure sounds like it

Are you high or drunk?
Or perhaps both?

haha yeah I'm pretty much constantly high and buzzed except during the mornings

You tell him, not me.
I feel like I get on his case too much about sleeping and falling asleep already.

You're not the same way?

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I love iggy pop

I fucking slept for 14 hours
I just woke up a while ago and its late as shit

Man my sleep schedule is all sorts of fucked up
Though pretty hyped for ALA in a few days ^W^

Probably gonna cut most of my hair off too

what made you decide to lose the locks my man

I dunno if "tranquil" is quite the word, no.

Its just too long
I use so much shampoo and conditioner now and takes me so long to comb my hair, its such a pain in the ass

Just gonna get a couple of inches cut off then a taper on the sides/back

Noice
You gonna cos this year?

i taste like doritos?

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excuse me I just meant

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Uhhh probs just Subaru for a day or two
I'd cosplay as Kaneda but the cosplay doesn't really fit me anymore
Its too small on me now
Feelsbadman

I'm selling it for 100 bucks to a close friend and probs gonna use that money to buy some of that booger sugar and alcohol :3

I dont really cosplay much at ALA cause its mainly a party con
Its in Ontario so its super close by to my house lol

you've probably left the u.s quite a few times by now huh?
Ever been up to maple land? I've never actually left the borders myself
can't imagine what it's like there...

I mean they're not afraid to put clown make up on and just be themselves and not give a shit what people think about them i respect that not a juggalo but down with the clown i like icp mainly the reason that they bring good memories of me and my bestfriends he was a juggalo but hella chill he would blast icp alot lol but he liked other bands to got him into metal and punk god do i miss my best friend wish he never moved man sorry i got way off topic

Cosplay as Megumin.

I just realized that "MAYONESA, Ella me bate como haciendo Mayonesa" song is about some chick jacking a dude off

Holy shit my childhood is ruined

Naww, I haven't been to Canada
I dont know what I'd go visit over there if I actually did lmao seems kinda boring

I usually just go to Mexico or Guatemala, though we have visited Honduras and El Salvador too while out there.
Its really nice out there though its harder to breathe cause elevation
But you get used to it

I'm not ready to be an archwizard trap yet

Ian's so cute sometimes

He will post some fake news image about Donald trump and his grandparents or old relatives will be like "What's Jedi? Is this fake news?"

And Ian will explain it to them

I liked that shit so hard fam

I feel bad for leaving that guy near the end, but I am too tired to go on.

Colbert is an adorable little onigiri rice ball

I honestly dont want him to do anything with Fish

Like you dont understand
He's more than likely gonna do it just cause he wants to get fuck and fuck something but I'm just like IAN PLS NO AT LEAST WAIT TILL A CUTER ONE COMES ALONG

I also dont want to deal with Fish's constant bitching at AX and if I have coke he's not gonna stop bothering me about it and I dont wanna be seen around with him cause my friends will probs end up bullying him and they are worse than I am lmao

I'll take Fish's place if it means saving Ian.

You're a true friend

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never thought I was gonna get to use that louis c.k image ol

Is Ian really a cute helpless little onigiri rice ball?

Three rice balls.

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Do it please

Though that would be a lot of hair

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If I wasn't gay I'd wife the nigga :^)

Is he too feminine?

Who is that lovely beast on the left?

Also Ian looks krunk as shit.

I mean
Yeah
okay
I'd bend her over

Define Feminine :^)

I like how the cat is just like, "I wish all these fucking spics would leave."

Nice.

This.

peter
piper
pickle
pepper
the boy is smooth
yeah is the hypesteppah

YAMEROOOOO

That's Chovie, he looks like Fool but he's way cooler irl and actually has good tastes in music
He's our groups strongest drinker

Yeah lmao
Sushi and drinks will do that to a nigga

BOI

Man, our friend has like 12 cats in her house

Though surprisingly it doesn't smell like cat piss or shit inside cause all you smell in that house is weed

Its great

He's way too nice
Not that that's a bad thing or anything

colbert has a very strong inner feminine power

he is deep down inside a girl I know it
I can feel it

Tell him I love him.

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I wish Gilligan would reach deep inside me and caress my inner girl.

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I have a sense for these things

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Have you seen how much hair that nigga has?

You just met him tho

Dont pull the love card on em like that

You can score some brownie points complimenting his beard tho

Dont be a bitch

Do it

Don't lewd the Hikari.

Imma post that shit at Rin

Its great how triggered he gets over it

But I am so full of luve.
I can't help if it gets on your leg.

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Poor everybody.

Okay you fucking misogonysts

I do not want to.

*cough*

At least ep 2 had lots of megumin

Bath Megumin.

Kind of hope Soto gets me cute panties to wear and rip off of me before he fucks me.

[ o n f u s e d e r e c t i o n ]

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Most of them just sound like they think they'll get into women's bathrooms and everything will be just like one of their Japanese animes of groping and lesbianism tbh.

Post naked megumin you Vietnamese bastard

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nini thread.

same

Cut your hair

You weren't even posting.
You're pulling a Luka.

Guess this means its time to jack it to some nudes, grab some food then watch some anime till I knockout

Ja ne~

Have none.

Date people older than 14 for once.

Batman pajamas are cool.

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Lmao Tsuchi I just fuck them
Dating a young girl is just bad news

You were dating a 50 year old niggress.

That wasn't really dating

It was more of a "Hey, are you free right now?" then I go over give her some dick then she gives me 50 dollars

It was like a part time job tbh

I think that makes it worse.

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Can't be helped

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sleepy

cuddles

Good morning I feel like shit

te moo hankts

That seems to be a common theme with people here and mornings.

it's night not morning
night is for sleep
I am sleep
nini

...

Cup of coffee would help

titties

no

flat

Titties also help

huh?
no what :/

big titties

Small good too

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How you doing this early morning?

Good! Just got a job interview confirmed for wednesday!

Oooh, good luck with it! What position?

i wish I was a cute mazda miata

Just as a student assistant at a company that offers cloud solutions. Not too advanced stuff but it beats the shitty supermarket job.

Oh, that sounds great ^^

Weekends, I guess?

Why must hentai hurt us. I'm so sad and horny I'm afraid I'll become a sad....sadist I guess...i don't think there's a word for someone who gets turned on by sadness....bur whatever. Plz recommend happy hentai or just...nothing with bad feelz.

I haven't had a lesson since mid december :3

Ooooh you're all finished and stuff?

hey sluts and kissy, sup?

who is this

fixed?

oh hey bb

I'm gonna tear your arms out of the sockets
I'm gonna hit ya....
and youuuu're gonna falll
and I' m gonna look down

and I'm gonna laugh...

but first.....
But FIRST.....
I gotta take a whiz

don't you go anywhere

this place is dead.... where are all the good people

rude

im lurking sorry

im jujst sorry

nezi more like qt
megumi more like quteumi
bard more like
fag

You should all be sorry. You should all be ashamed of yourselves.

mean

where da fun ppl at

You never did.
The Kenosha Kid

nice

I SAID I WAS LURKING!!!!!!!1

If the boot fits.

post more taint kaybe

the what?

megumin seems kinda tall in that pic
or is satella short

oh mb i just woke up

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idk
what are you up to today?

I'll post whatever I like you big butted buffoon.

lol internet doggo

This is what I identify as

She's standing on Kazuma

looking for fun people
you?

i wish she would stand on me

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big, squishy, sexy butt~

basically the same

Everything about that sounds putrid and disgusting.

sorry, bony, tiny, and flat*

wanna be a fun person?>>1609766

It's never going to happen with that one.

i was being harsh to him so i wanted to be nice today

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Why are you being so mean,....

You had the right idea the first time around. Don't fix what ain't broke.

its fun to bully
also bored

or dis

well it hurts......how ould you like it if I was bullying you huh...?
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you couldn't bully me cus ur a bitch little faggot

Gottem.

DE_Stroyed

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my mind has been invaded with lewd

It's just cuddles. Like onii-chan and imouto.

Wait no that probably makes you think of something lewder.

tfw no imouto

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im trying to hold myself back but its making me crazy

tfw

just fap it away bruh

Stop cybering.

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*rub*

Ironically I went to go visit my older sister and my younger sis since they moved out and their house is a mess

I was super tired that day so I went in my lil sisters room and was watching a series of unfortunate events and she decided to join me and I ended up falling asleep and woke up at around 5 and had to leave and like me and my lil sis were cuddling and it

Love this one.

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Piece of shit app I didn't click submit yet

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Decent but not as good

Stop having fat fingers wtf

You should be studying, not looking at porn like a degenerate.

it makes me feel detached from my testosterone

did u visit ur cock

The used button is right above the keyboard and sometimes when I try to go back and edit the text I accidentally hit send lol

should not

cummy wummies

I don't know how anybody can stand typing anything on a touchscreen. It triggers me so, so much.

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The birb? Yeah lol

You get used to it
Since I'm always texting people or whatever
I'm way slower on my phone compared to my keyboard

probably not healthy, but i will suppress myself longer.

cool. did you get to eat with him tho?

Oh shit its AM

I'm so upset that they stopped manufacturing any phones with physical keyboards. I guess it keeps me from messing around with my phone in public though, because I hate it so much.

Enjoy~!

when is the last time you ejaculated

Get the new BlackBerry things.

Yeah, he was going ham on this tortilla chip I gave him

Though I spent most of the time with Kitty

be a true baller and get a flip phone like them jps

around 18 hours ago. why?

dis

I bet it's not unhealthy yet

Go 72 hours edging!

woah. how does your bird survive in a house with a cat?

i used to do it atleast twice a day. i feel like my youth is fading

but i wanna feel gub

The newest line of Blackberry are ditching the keyboard. The one that does have a keyboard is that mall vertical keyboard which is way less useful than the horizontal ones, and it's also like five hundred dollars for something that has pretty minimal software support compared to the competitors. It's pretty much game over for physical phone keyboards.

Oh, lemme watch this quick.

I remember when the T Mobile Sidekick was the shit

I loved that shit so much

lol fukkin pleb

The cat is pretty chill and doesn't really fuck with bird and the bird flies around since he no cage

Cat is too fat to catch the bird
Bird just chills next to the cat all the time

If this stupid nigger says "And yes" one more time I'm fucking bombing The Netherlands

and yes

I'm gonna bully ikt now

I'm glad that blackberry went back to keyboards after ditching them, the Priv looked cool. Hopefully Apple and samsung get knocked down a peg and they can get back into the consumer market. I still don't like vertical keyboards nearly as well as sliders, but they're better than nothing.

I had a Samsung Stratosphere. Those were the glory days, the only time in my life where it was actually enjoyable and fast to text.

aaaay soto whats up my nigga?

Nothing much man

Was gonna try and sleep for a bit
What's up with you?

Yeah man like early 2000s were the shit
I had a Motorola razor and I thought I was such hot shit

Dude, playing Tetris and The Sims on a phone blew my little mind.

knot much really, drunk and fucking around, talking about war and shit with people in discord
just get up?

Oh shit no inv to discord
Lol but glad to see you're doing well fam
I rarely see you around

Nah, been up for a while.
Might watch a couple more yt videos before knocking out

It was all about dat snake

Tetris was fun as shit too

Get a bluetooth mechanical keyboard

Not exactly user friendly if you're out and about. I would also die of embarrassment, so there's that.

The Mercury look super cool though, I like the form factor better than the Priv. I just hope it doesn't cost 800 dollars (it will).

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Aren't there other modern slider phones with keyboards?

I had/ve one.

Ikt you should try crossdressing

im an advocate

There are ones from 2010. Other than that it's just Blackberry.

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no thank you

sad

new threads pleae

its a furry discord, knot for you~
I am going to drink a little more then pass out soon