goodbye my lovely child
Rest in peace sweet prince
Do vaporeons count as furposting?
Hopefully he at least made ikt some decent chow mein.
Yeah, sure, they are as bad as anything.
I was not asking you, your opinion is invalid since you go out of your way to hate everything I love.
Better than loli.
All pornography that is drawn is trash.
Suck his dick more, why don't you :^)
MAYBE IF YOU LOVED BETTER THINGS I WOULD NOT NEED TO DO THAT HUH?
It is simply that I can relate to BAD JUNGLERS FUCKING GAMES UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EVEN WHEN THEY FUCKING PLAY RENGAR FUCKING BROKENASS KNIFECAT BULLSHIT FUCK
People here have the most shallow relationships.
Just get out of Bronze and you won't have to worry about that anymore.
Can't wait to see the coms of Dardoc flaming his team.
Why is twenty two exclamation marks a meme here, anyway?
Some faggot named GarEE.
There was a poster named GarEE, who was very much a homosexual, that would always make statements of:
I'M!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Because lack of creativity? People being bored? Drunks?
I don't like bad things, you just HATE ME.
I will continue.
plenty of people do stupid shit
Why did it become a meme
Well I mean those things are all a given.
The same reason anything else does.
It just happened to stick.
Same reason Canadian tornadoes that kill sisters did: the sheer hilarity of it.
You say this but almost everyone here is a drunk and perpetually bored, so I would say I am right regardless.
Wide sweeping answers always win.
Exactly. Always just go with the easy answer.
Getting out of bronze is not worth it. People only get worse once you climb up and the games are less fun. Just ask Ian.
its my bedtime now
So just quit w and play a better game.
Nah. Everyone here has been posting since 2011/2012, just from different starting points.
Kind of want to stream, but all my people are asleep.
I have not even been playing, though.
I would watch but I'm going to sleep in like t.minus 30 something.
Because you're busy playing osu!, right?
Have you gotten good yet?
I only have 2 games anyhow.
Y-Yes. I am grandmaster already.
THAT'S NOT A RANK DUMBASS!!!!!!!!
Not one you'll ever get.
The fuck do I know? I cannot be bothered with osu! until I am more bored.
Play league with me dardar
How have you been?
I got arrested for peeing on a bus driver
Journey and Blood Borne.
W-We do not need another one of those. Who even watched the first one? Pfffft!
Let me check my ping first.
When Wish never asks you to play LoL
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Yeah, that is not going to happen.
I only watched it ironically.
Sounds like a fun story. Hope you did not get the same treatment in jail.
Bloodborne is great, not sure what the first one is though.
I'll show you sometime.
I only watched it ironically
cried at the colors song
BYTE MY ASS
So then why do you always talk about it nonstop to me?
Getting peed on is nice though.
Keeps you warm through the rough winters.
To annoy you.
Why would you do that though?
Frozen heart, bad friend, conceited asshole, etc.
he thinks of me as a friend
I have low standards.
Sounds likee a plan! Hopefully when I am less out of it.
I'll toss you my stream link later.
Why are there two canadian anons
Who okayed this?
Spoilers copied me
I just go by ID.
Do you use colour i.d.s?
The damage is already done.
Nah. Not anymore.
How do I assuage this?
I agree they are an eyesore
I just leave most settings off.
Lick Bard's sweaty armpits.
yeah EAT my FUCKING ASS
You copied each other.
I vote we outlaw canadia until this is fixed.
I mean, that or the avatar. The problem comes more from inter-thread
I am not sure if I want to indulge your fetishes.
How would you feel about that?
People here change names enough it rarely matter.s
I volunteer as tribute.
Are you ashamed to admit it?
Come here bard, I will do it instead.
Awesome, I am going to get much needed rest.
Hey, you asked for it.
You just want me to lick you instead.
It is okay to admit it. You know all my deepest secrets, after all.
assauge an assange sausage
I know nothing.
I only like Assange when Benedict Cumonsnatch is playing him.
Going to play Journey.
What's secret about your awful taste?
Which is why they should adopt names as soon as possible, so they can get to changing them.
If this is the mark you wish to graft onto yourself
We are even.
Even? You're odd :^)
Whip marks are probably better tbh.
I prefer rara avis.
Well I mean, when are they not better?
That's true.Shit, I never thought of it that way.
Search engine it.
I already did, but I wanted you to explain it to me.
And I was not going to because I predicted you would look it up anyway. :3
Life is suffering.
you are odd
I read it as old
It is not so bad when someone can distract you from the pain of existing.
I'm glad you finally came to your senses.
Is that what you call my oral sex?
the face when the vessel you are bound to is in a constant state of decay beyond repair and you have to deal with being an out of date model for the rest of your miserable existance
He fell asleep an hour ago though.
I feel like I've just converted to Buddhism or something. What is this feeling?
say what you want I enjoy them anyway
Why have you not joined him in slumber?
He tasked me with the duty of keeping him awake and I failed. I'm self-reflecting must be punished.
when the sangria try n come back up
He tried to do that with me the other day when he asked me to play ARAM with him, and after an hour of keeping me waiting he reconsidered and left to sleep so he could maintain a normal schedule.
Receiving whip marks gives you such zen-like tranquility?
Is that Neru's laptop?
Getting a rise out of you has become impossible lately.
pastry fingers ta
What the heck?
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE DOING
I dunno. It happened yesterday.
keep going it's almost there
you can do it
Nah I'll stop here.
In stead I'll make something else rise in private that is much more fun.
Spread this image on 10 other youtube videos and together bob- uh
burt will take over the comments section!
Play me instead of trying to get me in trouble.
Though I am not sure how I would get you in trouble it is not like you are beholden to anyone but neru and I am sure she will share.
Ah, yeah. We watched the latest 3-gatsu together and then he fell asleep for like 40 minutes while I was texting him.
taking e-relationships seriously
This is where you went wrong
That's pretty nice.
He ought to get tested for narcolepsy.
Sure sounds like it
Are you high or drunk?
Or perhaps both?
haha yeah I'm pretty much constantly high and buzzed except during the mornings
You tell him, not me.
I feel like I get on his case too much about sleeping and falling asleep already.
You're not the same way?
I love iggy pop
I fucking slept for 14 hours
I just woke up a while ago and its late as shit
Man my sleep schedule is all sorts of fucked up
Though pretty hyped for ALA in a few days ^W^
Probably gonna cut most of my hair off too
what made you decide to lose the locks my man
I dunno if "tranquil" is quite the word, no.
Its just too long
I use so much shampoo and conditioner now and takes me so long to comb my hair, its such a pain in the ass
Just gonna get a couple of inches cut off then a taper on the sides/back
You gonna cos this year?
i taste like doritos?
excuse me I just meant
Uhhh probs just Subaru for a day or two
I'd cosplay as Kaneda but the cosplay doesn't really fit me anymore
Its too small on me now
I'm selling it for 100 bucks to a close friend and probs gonna use that money to buy some of that booger sugar and alcohol :3
I dont really cosplay much at ALA cause its mainly a party con
Its in Ontario so its super close by to my house lol
you've probably left the u.s quite a few times by now huh?
Ever been up to maple land? I've never actually left the borders myself
can't imagine what it's like there...
I mean they're not afraid to put clown make up on and just be themselves and not give a shit what people think about them i respect that not a juggalo but down with the clown i like icp mainly the reason that they bring good memories of me and my bestfriends he was a juggalo but hella chill he would blast icp alot lol but he liked other bands to got him into metal and punk god do i miss my best friend wish he never moved man sorry i got way off topic
Cosplay as Megumin.
I just realized that "MAYONESA, Ella me bate como haciendo Mayonesa" song is about some chick jacking a dude off
Holy shit my childhood is ruined
Naww, I haven't been to Canada
I dont know what I'd go visit over there if I actually did lmao seems kinda boring
I usually just go to Mexico or Guatemala, though we have visited Honduras and El Salvador too while out there.
Its really nice out there though its harder to breathe cause elevation
But you get used to it
I'm not ready to be an archwizard trap yet
Ian's so cute sometimes
He will post some fake news image about Donald trump and his grandparents or old relatives will be like "What's Jedi? Is this fake news?"
And Ian will explain it to them
I liked that shit so hard fam
I feel bad for leaving that guy near the end, but I am too tired to go on.
Colbert is an adorable little onigiri rice ball
I honestly dont want him to do anything with Fish
Like you dont understand
He's more than likely gonna do it just cause he wants to get fuck and fuck something but I'm just like IAN PLS NO AT LEAST WAIT TILL A CUTER ONE COMES ALONG
I also dont want to deal with Fish's constant bitching at AX and if I have coke he's not gonna stop bothering me about it and I dont wanna be seen around with him cause my friends will probs end up bullying him and they are worse than I am lmao
I'll take Fish's place if it means saving Ian.
You're a true friend
never thought I was gonna get to use that louis c.k image ol
Is Ian really a cute helpless little onigiri rice ball?
Three rice balls.
Do it please
Though that would be a lot of hair
If I wasn't gay I'd wife the nigga :^)
Is he too feminine?
Who is that lovely beast on the left?
Also Ian looks krunk as shit.
I'd bend her over
Define Feminine :^)
I like how the cat is just like, "I wish all these fucking spics would leave."
the boy is smooth
yeah is the hypesteppah
Kyle sexualizing my irl friends
That's Chovie, he looks like Fool but he's way cooler irl and actually has good tastes in music
He's our groups strongest drinker
Sushi and drinks will do that to a nigga
Man, our friend has like 12 cats in her house
Though surprisingly it doesn't smell like cat piss or shit inside cause all you smell in that house is weed
He's way too nice
Not that that's a bad thing or anything
colbert has a very strong inner feminine power
he is deep down inside a girl I know it
I can feel it
Tell him I love him.
colbert has a very strong inner feminine power
he is deep down inside a girl I know it
I wish Gilligan would reach deep inside me and caress my inner girl.
I have a sense for these things
Have you seen how much hair that nigga has?
You just met him tho
Dont pull the love card on em like that
You can score some brownie points complimenting his beard tho
Dont be a bitch
Don't lewd the Hikari.
Imma post that shit at Rin
Its great how triggered he gets over it
But I am so full of luve.
I can't help if it gets on your leg.
just because she has a hairy penis she's not a girl
Okay you fucking misogonysts
I do not want to.
At least ep 2 had lots of megumin
Kind of hope Soto gets me cute panties to wear and rip off of me before he fucks me.
[ o n f u s e d e r e c t i o n ]
Most of them just sound like they think they'll get into women's bathrooms and everything will be just like one of their Japanese animes of groping and lesbianism tbh.
Post naked megumin you Vietnamese bastard
Cut your hair
You weren't even posting.
You're pulling a Luka.
Guess this means its time to jack it to some nudes, grab some food then watch some anime till I knockout
Date people older than 14 for once.
Batman pajamas are cool.
Lmao Tsuchi I just fuck them
Dating a young girl is just bad news
You were dating a 50 year old niggress.
That wasn't really dating
It was more of a "Hey, are you free right now?" then I go over give her some dick then she gives me 50 dollars
It was like a part time job tbh
I think that makes it worse.
Can't be helped
Good morning I feel like shit
te moo hankts
That seems to be a common theme with people here and mornings.
it's night not morning
night is for sleep
I am sleep
Cup of coffee would help
Titties also help
no what :/
Small good too
How you doing this early morning?
Good! Just got a job interview confirmed for wednesday!
Oooh, good luck with it! What position?
i wish I was a cute mazda miata
Just as a student assistant at a company that offers cloud solutions. Not too advanced stuff but it beats the shitty supermarket job.
Oh, that sounds great ^^
Weekends, I guess?
Why must hentai hurt us. I'm so sad and horny I'm afraid I'll become a sad....sadist I guess...i don't think there's a word for someone who gets turned on by sadness....bur whatever. Plz recommend happy hentai or just...nothing with bad feelz.
I haven't had a lesson since mid december :3
Ooooh you're all finished and stuff?
hey sluts and kissy, sup?
who is this
oh hey bb
I'm gonna tear your arms out of the sockets
I'm gonna hit ya....
and youuuu're gonna falll
and I' m gonna look down
and I'm gonna laugh...
I gotta take a whiz
don't you go anywhere
this place is dead.... where are all the good people
im lurking sorry
im jujst sorry
nezi more like qt
megumi more like quteumi
bard more like
You should all be sorry. You should all be ashamed of yourselves.
where da fun ppl at
You never did.
The Kenosha Kid
I SAID I WAS LURKING!!!!!!!1
If the boot fits.
post more taint kaybe
megumin seems kinda tall in that pic
or is satella short
oh mb i just woke up
what are you up to today?
I'll post whatever I like you big butted buffoon.
lol internet doggo
This is what I identify as
She's standing on Kazuma
looking for fun people
i wish she would stand on me
big, squishy, sexy butt~
basically the same
Everything about that sounds putrid and disgusting.
sorry, bony, tiny, and flat*
wanna be a fun person?>>1609766
It's never going to happen with that one.
i was being harsh to him so i wanted to be nice today
Why are you being so mean,....
You had the right idea the first time around. Don't fix what ain't broke.
its fun to bully
well it hurts......how ould you like it if I was bullying you huh...?
you couldn't bully me cus ur a bitch little faggot
my mind has been invaded with lewd
It's just cuddles. Like onii-chan and imouto.
Wait no that probably makes you think of something lewder.
tfw no imouto
im trying to hold myself back but its making me crazy
just fap it away bruh
Ironically I went to go visit my older sister and my younger sis since they moved out and their house is a mess
I was super tired that day so I went in my lil sisters room and was watching a series of unfortunate events and she decided to join me and I ended up falling asleep and woke up at around 5 and had to leave and like me and my lil sis were cuddling and it
Love this one.
Piece of shit app I didn't click submit yet
Decent but not as good
Stop having fat fingers wtf
You should be studying, not looking at porn like a degenerate.
it makes me feel detached from my testosterone
did u visit ur cock
The used button is right above the keyboard and sometimes when I try to go back and edit the text I accidentally hit send lol
I don't know how anybody can stand typing anything on a touchscreen. It triggers me so, so much.
The birb? Yeah lol
You get used to it
Since I'm always texting people or whatever
I'm way slower on my phone compared to my keyboard
probably not healthy, but i will suppress myself longer.
cool. did you get to eat with him tho?
Oh shit its AM
I'm so upset that they stopped manufacturing any phones with physical keyboards. I guess it keeps me from messing around with my phone in public though, because I hate it so much.
when is the last time you ejaculated
Get the new BlackBerry things.
Yeah, he was going ham on this tortilla chip I gave him
Though I spent most of the time with Kitty
be a true baller and get a flip phone like them jps
around 18 hours ago. why?
I bet it's not unhealthy yet
Go 72 hours edging!
woah. how does your bird survive in a house with a cat?
i used to do it atleast twice a day. i feel like my youth is fading
but i wanna feel gub
The newest line of Blackberry are ditching the keyboard. The one that does have a keyboard is that mall vertical keyboard which is way less useful than the horizontal ones, and it's also like five hundred dollars for something that has pretty minimal software support compared to the competitors. It's pretty much game over for physical phone keyboards.
Oh, lemme watch this quick.
I remember when the T Mobile Sidekick was the shit
I loved that shit so much
lol fukkin pleb
The cat is pretty chill and doesn't really fuck with bird and the bird flies around since he no cage
Cat is too fat to catch the bird
Bird just chills next to the cat all the time
If this stupid nigger says "And yes" one more time I'm fucking bombing The Netherlands
I'm gonna bully ikt now
I'm glad that blackberry went back to keyboards after ditching them, the Priv looked cool. Hopefully Apple and samsung get knocked down a peg and they can get back into the consumer market. I still don't like vertical keyboards nearly as well as sliders, but they're better than nothing.
I had a Samsung Stratosphere. Those were the glory days, the only time in my life where it was actually enjoyable and fast to text.
aaaay soto whats up my nigga?
Nothing much man
Was gonna try and sleep for a bit
What's up with you?
Yeah man like early 2000s were the shit
I had a Motorola razor and I thought I was such hot shit
Dude, playing Tetris and The Sims on a phone blew my little mind.
knot much really, drunk and fucking around, talking about war and shit with people in discord
just get up?
Oh shit no inv to discord
Lol but glad to see you're doing well fam
I rarely see you around
Nah, been up for a while.
Might watch a couple more yt videos before knocking out
It was all about dat snake
Tetris was fun as shit too
Get a bluetooth mechanical keyboard
Not exactly user friendly if you're out and about. I would also die of embarrassment, so there's that.
The Mercury look super cool though, I like the form factor better than the Priv. I just hope it doesn't cost 800 dollars (it will).
Aren't there other modern slider phones with keyboards?
I had/ve one.
Ikt you should try crossdressing
im an advocate
There are ones from 2010. Other than that it's just Blackberry.
no thank you
new threads pleae
its a furry discord, knot for you~
I am going to drink a little more then pass out soon