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are you going sleepy?
YOU ARE CULTIVATING INTO THE MOST PERFECT MEAL
tfw you're not the mad cunt who invented to bacon sundae
OK, thread is dead.
Release the brit and the cumdumpster from their cages, if you will.
Oh god, now I'm sleepy now
Just be careful.
That shit burns you out fast.
All the more excuse to spend more time in bed.
THIS THREAD NEEDS MORE FLESH
I need more games to stream.
What do then?
Got Civ V? Tropico 4? Rust? anything about building and hurting people?
WHO IS THIS SEMEN DEMON?
Allow it to scamper to its death.
Nah. More into action shit.
I'm trying to build a PS4 library.
What scampering thing?
Can I buttfuck it?
The thread? Sure, if you get creative enough.
|Rolled 13 (1d20)|
I roll a d20 to buttfuck this whole thread.
Creepy eyes... I LIKE HER
Never watched One Piece though.
Have some Hex Lewd
Almost every girl in once piece has the hex girl body type.
why r her boobies so big
thats not attractive at all
Hair, creepy demeanour, thicc and creepy eyes.
HOW CAN YOU SAY NO?
Because she sells milk and fanfic logic.
F L A T
J U S T I C E
No amount of flat and justice will answer for my war crimes and lust for spooky girls and tits.
I like perona
anyone know any albino traps
the only one i can think of is juuzou
Perona is ok, for me.
HEX MANIAC IS BEST MANIAC THOUGH
perona has a lack of art
zero regrets though
I REMEMBER THIS HOT HENTAI!
Nevermind, found source~
Thanks for help~ <3
waking up to the sound of rain
No, it SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Its not raining at my house and I live on the pch
I am coming over there.
that one is amazing. were you looking for it?
See you soon then.
I dripped on yo bitch with the water
no, but it's great. i love it!!! jus lik i LOV U!!!!!!!!
What if it rains on the way there?
I can't help but feel a tiny bit hurt that you'd pair that post with that image.
Then you die in a watery grave.
cup do you like this one
yes, it's very good. like u wish you were FUCKING BURN GOTTEM
i fetish for white hair
I love how only people from a specific area of Cali know what that means lol
Darwin has grey hair.
Do not tell him that omg.
Our secret club.
thats just a turn off
Oh wow you just ruined everything he has going for him...
thats just a turn on
The best club.
Tired, but wanna play more videogames.
thicc and demon
Oh wow you just like everything he has going for him...
You can probably figure out where I live with this information.
i mean platinum blonde would do but idk if thats the grey you meant
emi, guess what
I can, but it doesn't really matter
I'm not a person you should worry about knowing where you live
darwin why grey
t h i c c
Yeah, you have to worry about the people he would give the information to in his drunken stupors.
You sold your body for the SSK?
nope, the 1980s model m that didnt work not mysteriously does
yunyun is a cute thing that needs pets
I had blond hair once and it was a mistake.
i said platinum blonde
not the same
Shortstacks are a guilty pleasure too.
PCH is long, I'm not bothering narrowing down where specifically you are
Don't worry about it
Uh, you got a non-working one?
No thats about how it looked.
I fried my hair with the dye and a straightener.
lol its near huntington beach
Agreeing with you. The picture is essentially mfw.
OMG BAN YOU'RE RUINING IT
i got lots
Aging and father's genes have not treated the hair color well.
the friendship ball scene was funni
how did u fix it
no go away
You are now my new favourite poster. .///.
I stopped dying my hair and straightening it for a long time.
Now I'm gonna really find where you live and come scold you
Lot of houses over here though.
He will know who you are by the sight of your legs.
I'm coming to your pool
lmao you idiots instagram.com
You would have to be there very early to even catch me.
You would be better off catching me and a certain school.
You can see that past my pants
Google "Bryan Monte Money" and look for the pictures of him with blond hair.
THE FIRE RISES
literally electing a meme to be president
I will camp there if I have to. You have crossed me
i nt googl tht ith on hn
Oh, the burning shame. :3
Why vote for anything else?
You will be killed by homeless people.
I'm coming over there
[Insert Hillary Clinton dabbing here]
Memes is real life now
I forgot your main name again. ;-;
I'll just share my booze with them, they'll love me
That's the way to everyone's heart.
That's like going into the ocean with a backpack full of steak and saying the sharks won't kill me because I have a backpack full of steak.
Its a guy
No they are legit crazy and kinda violent.
People have been attacked by them before so I wouldn't try that.
Not abolitionists lol
It's more equivalent to throwing steaks at sharks to distract them and swimming away
If you want to eat big meat
You will need big bait.
I remember you! <3
To be fair, you could ditch the backpack and you would likely have a fair chance of safety. Longer than you would without it.
Though had you not had it the sharks likely would have never shown interest.
I wasn't actually gonna try that, are you nuts? I'm terrified of homeless people
They are not people, Ytse.
I feel like you two have had this exact conversation before.
I have not seen the homeless dude skating up and down Robertson Blvd. in a while.
is there a cuter pic
You're not a people
He probably died tbh
Wait he's not nezi?
I sometimes tell them to leave when they are sleeping in front of the pool door.
or I call dispatch
on my way
Yeah but you'll have to find them
I can't skateboard.
You got me, I am actually a horse.
You know better.
I want to get a squirt bottle and spray them with water like cats
Of course, of course.
He moved pretty well for an old schizophrenic. This is what I aspire to be.
I will make us some tea.
They would bite you like a cat.
Do you hate me because I cannot grind with the best of them?
I won't drink it bill.
An old schizophrenic? Well, you're halfway there :33333333333
Then I SHOOT EM LIKE A DOG
Please don't confuse me ;w;
I'll shoot you like a dog, boy.
I'm very forgetful.
Don't really pay attention to things.
I may or may not be cool with this, depending on what you're shooting
w/e i give up
inb4 Mr. Hands
Who knows ?
Nezumi not Nezi
Yes. Your ineptitude ruins my hopes of having a romantic rollerskating montage with you.
A few more years and I can have a tulpa to complete my journey.
We must dig deeper.
You don't already have one? Get good
That story is still hilarious.
I have so many IMPORTANT things I needed to do first.
Nezu/Nezi, same thing.
Should I nap now?
you'll never have a romantic rollerskating montage with Darwin
why even live
Yeah, people are a bit nutso lol
Like what, hitting on underaged boys on the internet?
Wait wait wait. Rollerskating I can do. It is just the skateboards that escape me.
How the fuck do i play this Endless Legend game ?
You know it.
I'm not a cat, boy.
We've dug too deep.
Serves him right for thinking that would work.
Skateboards are for URBANS.
What is wrong with tea?
Wanna play with each other next game?
I haven't even played a sing game yet.
We haven't yet hit China, let's keep going
Maybe he was hoping it wouldn't
I know I would only attempt to fuck an actual male horse if I was suicidal
Except everything is weird
I know I would only attempt to fuck an actual male horse if I was suicidal
I think most people would not even then.
If you want to die who gives a fuck how?
Had he held off like five to ten years he would have been able to get a much safer alternative.
Now that we have a site like bad dragon.
I wouldn't know where to begin?
He could have just had someone custom make him something
Yeah but it probably was less appealing to someone to ask a place to do that than to just buy one already there.
Do I look like a teacher to you?
I could probably answer specific questions though.
No its whatever.
I just got some pack that had a lot of games in it for 17 bucks
Yeah, saw that, not a bad deal.
I already had those three games and at least a lot of their DLC anyway over the years, though.
squid did you just wake up
The Endless Dungeon one looks fun.
Like, an hour ago, why?
has your libido been revitalized?
Yo this game is cool as fuck
It was alright. Not as good as the two 4X ones.
This is correct.
TIME 2 HECK
I got the final boss of Bloodborne down to like 30% health on the first try and then got combo'd out lol
colbert u like that animals as leaders guys
They are neato
would yiu say that is a classic group
Do not heck
Nobody said the final boss would be easy
nadeko is precious
Only time can tell
He's not easy, I just got good patterns on my first go
Also I'm using the easymode Ludwig's Holy Blade so
I used to be really interested in (white hat) hacking when I was in high school but then I hacked into the school's main server and my friend was talking about it really loud in front of a substitute that called an admin and I got caught and suspended :^)
what are you up to
yea tru are they popular i do not know what is
Mainstream popular? Definitely not
mmmmno just metallu popular
how come to that conclusion
nilhap feel lost
bein half naked thinking about whether to have eggs or cereal
any news on the job?
Wow your friend sounds like kind of a dick
I am forced to assume it is easy as it is a sony exclusive.
it's too late for those...waiting on line change need deets from inside guy
Oh yeah, definitely
It's a Souls game so... no.
eat the eggs raw
this is good im going through classicslashpopularbigimportantetc bands w albums that i downloaded and then overlooked forever since u must know
never got the breakfast fandom among some but then im not much for breakfast foods!
Are you gonna ever play it with me ?
not a one
jumpstarts your metabolism in the morning so you have a clear mind and some energy till lunch
If you desire
I was in bed but not anmyore
Wow you're pretty damn good at being in bed and then being outside of bed
Almost killed the Moon Presence with 3 vials and no bullets lmao
whats your opinion on bandaid pussies
oh you too?
Aw yeah, I have achieved slug form
THE ULTIMATE BEING
all i know is calories in calories out food science make me feel sicker than prospect of eating in the morning especially something gross like eggs jimo i rly have nothing to say
vappy as a nickname for dull people!
om F g what supposed to do occupy the day
I wish I could be both in bed and out of bed at the same tim
yes I woke up hai
ofc it takes time to get used to a big dietary change like that
longterm its better tho
yes me too hello
what is for bekfast
I don't think I've ever been called vappy by more than a few people and only because they don't know me.
Unless you just mean using that shortening at all is lame.
build a shrine for your waifu
not diks at least
she already comes with one tho
Then that is a thing that could happen at a point, yes.
You should bully me into videogames at some point senpai
Don't we all
long term who needs it
is that legal
no vappy like vapid person
what if my mom finds it..
but i hate memes!
This is a lie
I have never heard it used in that way.
u dont know what im thinking
ofc not, i just invented it
i fantasize about killing my whole family like once or twice a month. i dont mean in a good way like i actually want to do it but the thoughts do happen
Everything I had just died to a big ass ghost.
I'm ready to kill myself.
kill the ghost
That's not healthy.
oh wait I said your waifu right
you dont need it, but it helps a bunch
yeah just dont stick them onto envelopes
Bring Nadeko sake
dont make me go back there!
how do you go about making stamps grimmu
Just build the shrine and use your family as blood offer then.
What are you doing?
I know what everyone's thinking
The neutrals are a bitch in that game, and I remember the ghostthings being the worst of the bunch.
do you have a shrine
ugh i dont wanna roleplay rn
never 2 smol
Kiss, I just woke up again.
if i build a shrine will you show yours
im all tuckered out from driving i dont wanna roleplay sry
drunk loli snek god
i have a theoretical shrine
Took a nap.
I'm not sure that was quite what I was doing but okay
Naps are good, but they make getting back to sleep later difficult. At least that's what they do to me.
Was it a long nap?
if you dont even have one then im definitely not doing it!
you dont have to be sure i am for you [cheeky smirky winky]
But you'll be bored and stuff.
taking advantage of loli
you are the degenerate
Not too bad. Did you not sleep well last night? I do seem to remember you being up late.
oh crap i almost forgot i was bored ty for reminding me
I'm going to kill myself now
put it in brackets
I didn't even think of doing lewd stuff.
i have lewd things in mind
he didn't realize what he had done
he was just really enthusiastic and interested in what I was doing
cute cat <3
I'm obsessed with cat keyholes :3
tfw today is the day u throw out ur 20 y/o blanket
sounds like a fag
Wow, turning your back on your oldest friend now, are you?
but im not legal either
kinda lewd but cute
it's high school, kids are dumb
only a little lewd
I just think they're adorable
I kicked the ghosts ass and then he join my side.
Why are you throwing it out?
I never throw things out I keep everything.
Keep in mind to burn down and rebuild/bribe off/do the chores for his town, too.
And the various other neutral town things.
I grew in size.
I only save treasure.
i gues is ok then
isnt it great to be yung
My oldest friend I have in this town I just found out fucked one of my old best friend's girlfriends
but I quite hangin out with that friend cause he got mad bitchwhipeped and quit hanging out with everyone
but like damn bro
thats pretty heavy
My old best friend ran into this issue a few years back with the same chick fucking someone else
you'd think he'd learn but I mean shit
you'd also think the other dude would respect a friends woman you know?
Heat of the moment can get to anyone
i don't know how it feels to be young!
personally I'm not gonna hate my oldest friend for it
but like DAAAAAAAAAAAMN dude I am so glad I dont have to deal with a woman in real life or i'd have killed myself by now
vaporeon (underwater) fart
how ancient are you
You just have to be aware of things to avoid shit like this.
Not giving your partner a reason to cheat also helps :^)
NAP 2 SLEEP
SLEEP 2 DEATH
You're my treasure anyway.
ye the chick is a real fuckin thot too
in my town I dont even know if we got any good ladies
I mean statistically we have to but it seems I hear about shit like this all hte time frrom other people I dont care about
just kinda crazy because the history of those two dudes I woulda hoped thered be a little more respect there you know?
This chick isnt specificcally good looking or anything
I mean she aint hell to look at but i mean she aint nothing special
I only have so much time, so much drugs and so much videogames in a Sunday; and then my body and brain gives out and decides to nap. ;-;
My brain don't even wanna play dota2 or Tropico 4. ;-;
If I was in Hogwarts, they'd put me in Hufflepuff because I'm a fagit
Life hits you hard and reality hits you like a sack of shit every week and you gotta find out how to sort stuff out and spend loads of money. Life is terrible.
Fucking love Oney.
We are dat feel, bart.
im only 300
me too thank s
I don't wanna work shit jobs anymore and travel to shit areas anymore.
I just wanna get high and play videogames without being bothered.
Ain't that the dream
What a shame.
Makes me thankful I live in a bigger city
like a wizard
wat u want fart
YOU'RE STILL IN THE SAME CITY RIGHT?
wHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT LARGE ASS ROTTEN APPLE YOU LIVE IN
I'm skeptical on large cities from my time in Omaha and Cedar Rapids but I bet thats an entire different level and I can dig how it'd be cozy to some peoplel
uheh how about you quit being a bully thats not?
When does the nightmare end?
but youre ubsesd with them
It never ends
It's an r9k meme
It's just s absurd and out of plae that it ccracks me tf up
especailly how people react LOL
it doesn't even have trim on it anymore.
it is falling apart.
The diversity just screams at you
but the initial sidewalk culture if you want to call it that, people are pretty cold vs LA for example
There is always something to do
its expensive as fuck
sometimes it gets so big you feel alone, its weird
still though there are niches for everything and you dont have to look hard to find people who share those interests
you can make a lot of money here if you're smart
nevertheless I'd prefer to live in a medium sized city when I fully settle
maybe even a suburb, I just prefer the quiet
the city im moving to has half the population of my home borough so im happy about that
Why anyone would want to live in Omaha is beyond me.
i bet your skin is nice and tender still
well now its my meme to call you fart
They get tricked into living there by goblins?
Mike is right though.
Being gay is a sin and wrong.
whats wrong w/ it
hmph i am just going to IGNORE you then
because that meme i stupid
work gotta jet
A whole city and nearly nothing to do.
The zoo is about all there is.
BARD YOU REMEMBER THE KING KONG COMMERCIALS WHERE HE SAYS GYROS RIGHT?
i'm old and my back hurts
bro they have caves though
Caves you can't get lost and die in aren't fun.
okay whatever youre just a creepy predator anyways
i bet your skin is really rubbable
those expectations are a little extreme for someone who has no professional caving experience
for reference here is my old 20y/o blankie
The town is just kind of shit, dude.
Give it to me, I need comfy
-rub rub rub-
if you say so
it's in tatters tho
JUST HOW I LIKE EVERYTHING
LOVED TO PIECES
Too bad for repair?
waow thats older than me
stop it before it gets too lewd
o h god
LOOK AT THAT HOLE
ty for cokmplimnt mommie
blankets are comfy~~~
never stop rub
Does that one have a dick ?
Who are you again?
It is only going to get worse, my pretty
idk, there's only one way to find out~