Empress

Just be careful.
That shit burns you out fast.

All the more excuse to spend more time in bed.

THIS THREAD NEEDS MORE FLESH

Not really.

I need more games to stream.

Perona

What do then?

Got Civ V? Tropico 4? Rust? anything about building and hurting people?

WHO IS THIS SEMEN DEMON?

Allow it to scamper to its death.

Nah. More into action shit.
I'm trying to build a PS4 library.

What scampering thing?
Can I buttfuck it?

The thread? Sure, if you get creative enough.

steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=848127129

Rolled 13 (1d20)
I roll a d20 to buttfuck this whole thread.

Perona

Creepy eyes... I LIKE HER
Never watched One Piece though.

Have some Hex Lewd

Almost every girl in once piece has the hex girl body type.

why r her boobies so big
thats not attractive at all

Hair, creepy demeanour, thicc and creepy eyes.

HOW CAN YOU SAY NO?

Because she sells milk and fanfic logic.

F L A T

J U S T I C E

No amount of flat and justice will answer for my war crimes and lust for spooky girls and tits.

I don't

I like perona

anyone know any albino traps

the only one i can think of is juuzou

Perona is ok, for me.

...

HEX MANIAC IS BEST MANIAC THOUGH

perona has a lack of art

zero regrets though

SOURCE WHERE?
I REMEMBER THIS HOT HENTAI!

good morning

...

nhentai.net/g/56790/

Nevermind, found source~

eww

test

hmm

Thanks for help~

Bliss.

No, it SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

whi

bleh

test

Its not raining at my house and I live on the pch

ayyyyyyyyyy

whi knot

I am coming over there.

...

...

that one is amazing. were you looking for it?

See you soon then.

I dripped on yo bitch with the water

no, but it's great. i love it!!! jus lik i LOV U!!!!!!!!

What if it rains on the way there?

I can't help but feel a tiny bit hurt that you'd pair that post with that image.

Then you die in a watery grave.

...

cup do you like this one

...

yes, it's very good. like u wish you were FUCKING BURN GOTTEM

i fetish for white hair

YOU SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I love how only people from a specific area of Cali know what that means lol

Darwin has grey hair.

Do not tell him that omg.

Our secret club.

...

...

thats just a turn off

Oh wow you just ruined everything he has going for him...

thats just a turn on

The best club.

Tired, but wanna play more videogames.

Nnnnhhhh~

thicc and demon

Oh wow you just like everything he has going for him...

You can probably figure out where I live with this information.

i mean platinum blonde would do but idk if thats the grey you meant

emi, guess what

I can, but it doesn't really matter

I'm not a person you should worry about knowing where you live

darwin why grey

t h i c c

Yeah, you have to worry about the people he would give the information to in his drunken stupors.

You sold your body for the SSK?

...

nope, the 1980s model m that didnt work not mysteriously does

yunyun is a cute thing that needs pets

I had blond hair once and it was a mistake.

but

i said platinum blonde
not the same

...

Shortstacks are a guilty pleasure too.

PCH is long, I'm not bothering narrowing down where specifically you are

Don't worry about it

Yes

Uh, you got a non-working one?

whut?

test

YES

No thats about how it looked.

I fried my hair with the dye and a straightener.

lol its near huntington beach

Agreeing with you. The picture is essentially mfw.

...

cum

KAWAII DESU

...

OMG BAN YOU'RE RUINING IT

i got lots

Aging and father's genes have not treated the hair color well.

the friendship ball scene was funni

how did u fix it

no go away

You are now my new favourite poster. .///.

cx

I stopped dying my hair and straightening it for a long time.

Now I'm gonna really find where you live and come scold you

Lot of houses over here though.

He will know who you are by the sight of your legs.

I'm coming to your pool

ho long

...

lmao you idiots instagram.com/p/BPgS8ItB4cd/

You would have to be there very early to even catch me.

You would be better off catching me and a certain school.

You can see that past my pants

Google "Bryan Monte Money" and look for the pictures of him with blond hair.

- and

+ at

+ 't

THE FIRE RISES

shut up

...

;-;

I will camp there if I have to. You have crossed me

:3

i nt googl tht ith on hn

Oh, the burning shame. :3

...

...

...

Not you

You will be killed by homeless people.

this guy

I'm coming over there

[Insert Hillary Clinton dabbing here]

Memes is real life now

Thank ye.
I forgot your main name again. ;-;

looks femAle

I'll just share my booze with them, they'll love me

That's the way to everyone's heart.

That's like going into the ocean with a backpack full of steak and saying the sharks won't kill me because I have a backpack full of steak.

Nezumi

Its a guy

No they are legit crazy and kinda violent.

People have been attacked by them before so I wouldn't try that.

Not abolitionists lol

It's more equivalent to throwing steaks at sharks to distract them and swimming away

Nezi!
I remember you!

To be fair, you could ditch the backpack and you would likely have a fair chance of safety. Longer than you would without it.
Though had you not had it the sharks likely would have never shown interest.

not Nezi

I wasn't actually gonna try that, are you nuts? I'm terrified of homeless people

They are not people, Ytse.

I feel like you two have had this exact conversation before.

I have not seen the homeless dude skating up and down Robertson Blvd. in a while.

is there a cuter pic

...

You're not a people

He probably died tbh

Wait he's not nezi?

I sometimes tell them to leave when they are sleeping in front of the pool door.

or I call dispatch

We have

on my way

Yeah but you'll have to find them

I can't skateboard.

You got me, I am actually a horse.

He is.

You know better.

Got it

I want to get a squirt bottle and spray them with water like cats

Of course, of course.

Me neither.

He moved pretty well for an old schizophrenic. This is what I aspire to be.

I will make us some tea.

They would bite you like a cat.

Do you hate me because I cannot grind with the best of them?

I won't drink it bill.

An old schizophrenic? Well, you're halfway there :33333333333

Then I SHOOT EM LIKE A DOG

Please don't confuse me ;w;

I'll shoot you like a dog, boy.

I'm very forgetful.
Don't really pay attention to things.

I may or may not be cool with this, depending on what you're shooting

Good Squidy.

Neigh.

w/e i give up

inb4 Mr. Hands

Who knows ?

Nezumi not Nezi

Yes. Your ineptitude ruins my hopes of having a romantic rollerskating montage with you.

WOW WHISKERS

A few more years and I can have a tulpa to complete my journey.

We must dig deeper.

You don't already have one? Get good

That story is still hilarious.

I have so many IMPORTANT things I needed to do first.

Nezu/Nezi, same thing.

Should I nap now?

;;

why even live

Yeah, people are a bit nutso lol

Like what, hitting on underaged boys on the internet?

Wait wait wait. Rollerskating I can do. It is just the skateboards that escape me.

How the fuck do i play this Endless Legend game ?

;;

You know it.

I'm not a cat, boy.

We've dug too deep.

sure

Serves him right for thinking that would work.

Skateboards are for URBANS.

What is wrong with tea?

Wanna play with each other next game?

Rape drugs

I haven't even played a sing game yet.

You rascal.

We haven't yet hit China, let's keep going

Maybe he was hoping it wouldn't

I know I would only attempt to fuck an actual male horse if I was suicidal

Like civ
Except everything is weird

I think most people would not even then.

Teach me.

If you want to die who gives a fuck how?

Had he held off like five to ten years he would have been able to get a much safer alternative.
Now that we have a site like bad dragon.

I wouldn't know where to begin?

He could have just had someone custom make him something

Yeah but it probably was less appealing to someone to ask a place to do that than to just buy one already there.

Disappointment

Do I look like a teacher to you?

I could probably answer specific questions though.

No its whatever.

I just got some pack that had a lot of games in it for 17 bucks

Yeah, saw that, not a bad deal.

I already had those three games and at least a lot of their DLC anyway over the years, though.

squid did you just wake up

The Endless Dungeon one looks fun.

Like, an hour ago, why?

has your libido been revitalized?

...

Yo this game is cool as fuck

It was alright. Not as good as the two 4X ones.

This is correct.

TIME 2 HECK

I got the final boss of Bloodborne down to like 30% health on the first try and then got combo'd out lol

yea hey
youtu.be/4shymnJhjgs

colbert u like that animals as leaders guys

They are neato

would yiu say that is a classic group

yelloh

whatever than

Do not heck

Nobody said the final boss would be easy

nadeko is precious

Only time can tell

He's not easy, I just got good patterns on my first go

Also I'm using the easymode Ludwig's Holy Blade so

I used to be really interested in (white hat) hacking when I was in high school but then I hacked into the school's main server and my friend was talking about it really loud in front of a substitute that called an admin and I got caught and suspended :^)

what are you up to

yea tru are they popular i do not know what is

Mainstream popular? Definitely not

mmmmno just metallu popular

how come to that conclusion

nilhap feel lost

bein half naked thinking about whether to have eggs or cereal

hows u

any news on the job?

Wow your friend sounds like kind of a dick

I am forced to assume it is easy as it is a sony exclusive.
QED.

it's too late for those...waiting on line change need deets from inside guy

Oh yeah, definitely

It's a Souls game so... no.

eat the eggs raw

im good

its
never
too
late
for
BEKFEST

Overruled

this is good im going through classicslashpopularbigimportantetc bands w albums that i downloaded and then overlooked forever since u must know

never got the breakfast fandom among some but then im not much for breakfast foods!

Are you gonna ever play it with me ?

not a one

jumpstarts your metabolism in the morning so you have a clear mind and some energy till lunch

If you desire

I was in bed but not anmyore

GOT HIM

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BOI

awooooo

Wow you're pretty damn good at being in bed and then being outside of bed

good job
/pat pat

aw(you)

Almost killed the Moon Presence with 3 vials and no bullets lmao

ohio

whats your opinion on bandaid pussies

Probably do

:3

oh you too?

Aw yeah, I have achieved slug form

THE ULTIMATE BEING

all i know is calories in calories out food science make me feel sicker than prospect of eating in the morning especially something gross like eggs jimo i rly have nothing to say

vappy as a nickname for dull people!

om F g what supposed to do occupy the day

I wish I could be both in bed and out of bed at the same tim

haiii

yes I woke up hai

ofc it takes time to get used to a big dietary change like that

longterm its better tho

make stamps

yes me too hello
what is for bekfast

Approve.

I don't think I've ever been called vappy by more than a few people and only because they don't know me.
Unless you just mean using that shortening at all is lame.

build a shrine for your waifu

not diks at least

she already comes with one tho

Then that is a thing that could happen at a point, yes.

You should bully me into videogames at some point senpai

memes

Don't we all

long term who needs it

is that legal

no vappy like vapid person

what if my mom finds it..

but i hate memes!

This is a lie

I have never heard it used in that way.

???

Kill

u dont know what im thinking

ofc not, i just invented it

i fantasize about killing my whole family like once or twice a month. i dont mean in a good way like i actually want to do it but the thoughts do happen

...

...

Everything I had just died to a big ass ghost.

I'm ready to kill myself.

kill the ghost

That's not healthy.

Go doctor.

That's Nadeko

oh wait I said your waifu right

what then?

you dont need it, but it helps a bunch

yeah just dont stick them onto envelopes

I cannot

why not?

Bring Nadeko sake

dont make me go back there!

how do you go about making stamps grimmu

Just build the shrine and use your family as blood offer then.

2 smol

What are you doing?

I know what everyone's thinking

Yeah
The neutrals are a bitch in that game, and I remember the ghostthings being the worst of the bunch.

do you have a shrine

ugh i dont wanna roleplay rn

Secret :x

What?

why?

never 2 smol

Kiss, I just woke up again.

Again?

if i build a shrine will you show yours

im all tuckered out from driving i dont wanna roleplay sry

drunk loli snek god

i have a theoretical shrine

Took a nap.

I'm not sure that was quite what I was doing but okay

Naps are good, but they make getting back to sleep later difficult. At least that's what they do to me.
Was it a long nap?

harenchi desu

Me? Her?

2 hours.

if you dont even have one then im definitely not doing it!

you dont have to be sure i am for you [cheeky smirky winky]

But you'll be bored and stuff.

taking advantage of loli
you are the degenerate

Not too bad. Did you not sleep well last night? I do seem to remember you being up late.

oh crap i almost forgot i was bored ty for reminding me

I'm going to kill myself now

put it in brackets

I didn't even think of doing lewd stuff.

Degenerate.

lmao nice

i have lewd things in mind

he didn't realize what he had done

he was just really enthusiastic and interested in what I was doing

cute cat

Illegal!

I'm obsessed with cat keyholes :3

tfw today is the day u throw out ur 20 y/o blanket

yeah
sounds like a fag

Wow, turning your back on your oldest friend now, are you?

but im not legal either

kinda lewd but cute

-hugs-

it's high school, kids are dumb

only a little lewd

I just think they're adorable

I kicked the ghosts ass and then he join my side.

Why are you throwing it out?
I never throw things out I keep everything.

...

wonky cleavage

is smol?

This.

Keep in mind to burn down and rebuild/bribe off/do the chores for his town, too.

And the various other neutral town things.

I grew in size.

I only save treasure.

oh

i gues is ok then

Such as?

show me

isnt it great to be yung

Damn dude

My oldest friend I have in this town I just found out fucked one of my old best friend's girlfriends

but I quite hangin out with that friend cause he got mad bitchwhipeped and quit hanging out with everyone

but like damn bro
thats pretty heavy

My old best friend ran into this issue a few years back with the same chick fucking someone else
you'd think he'd learn but I mean shit
you'd also think the other dude would respect a friends woman you know?

Heat of the moment can get to anyone

i don't know how it feels to be young!

You.

personally I'm not gonna hate my oldest friend for it
but like DAAAAAAAAAAAMN dude I am so glad I dont have to deal with a woman in real life or i'd have killed myself by now

vaporeon (underwater) fart
[warning: GIANT]

how ancient are you

You just have to be aware of things to avoid shit like this.

Not giving your partner a reason to cheat also helps :^)

like 1000

STILL TRASH

NAP 2 SLEEP
SLEEP 2 DEATH

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You're my treasure anyway.

ye the chick is a real fuckin thot too
in my town I dont even know if we got any good ladies
I mean statistically we have to but it seems I hear about shit like this all hte time frrom other people I dont care about

just kinda crazy because the history of those two dudes I woulda hoped thered be a little more respect there you know?

This chick isnt specificcally good looking or anything
I mean she aint hell to look at but i mean she aint nothing special

I only have so much time, so much drugs and so much videogames in a Sunday; and then my body and brain gives out and decides to nap. ;-;

My brain don't even wanna play dota2 or Tropico 4. ;-;

dat feel

Fucking love Oney.

We are dat feel, bart.

Rip scanner

im only 300

me too thank s

I don't wanna work shit jobs anymore and travel to shit areas anymore.

I just wanna get high and play videogames without being bothered.

THIS
IS
SPARTA

Ain't that the dream

What a shame.

Makes me thankful I live in a bigger city

...

like a wizard

wat u want fart

YOU'RE STILL IN THE SAME CITY RIGHT?

wHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT LARGE ASS ROTTEN APPLE YOU LIVE IN

I'm skeptical on large cities from my time in Omaha and Cedar Rapids but I bet thats an entire different level and I can dig how it'd be cozy to some peoplel

uheh how about you quit being a bully thats not?

My name

When does the nightmare end?

but youre ubsesd with them

It never ends

23

It's an r9k meme
It's just s absurd and out of plae that it ccracks me tf up

especailly how people react LOL

it doesn't even have trim on it anymore.

;_;

it is falling apart.

The diversity just screams at you

but the initial sidewalk culture if you want to call it that, people are pretty cold vs LA for example

There is always something to do
tourists suck
its expensive as fuck
sometimes it gets so big you feel alone, its weird
still though there are niches for everything and you dont have to look hard to find people who share those interests

you can make a lot of money here if you're smart

nevertheless I'd prefer to live in a medium sized city when I fully settle
maybe even a suburb, I just prefer the quiet

the city im moving to has half the population of my home borough so im happy about that

Why anyone would want to live in Omaha is beyond me.

i bet your skin is nice and tender still

well now its my meme to call you fart

They get tricked into living there by goblins?

Mike is right though.

Being gay is a sin and wrong.

whats wrong w/ it

hmph i am just going to IGNORE you then

because that meme i stupid

stupid

work gotta jet

Probably.

A whole city and nearly nothing to do.
The zoo is about all there is.

BARD YOU REMEMBER THE KING KONG COMMERCIALS WHERE HE SAYS GYROS RIGHT?

i'm old and my back hurts

bro they have caves though

Caves you can't get lost and die in aren't fun.

okay whatever youre just a creepy predator anyways

fart

i bet your skin is really rubbable

do not

those expectations are a little extreme for someone who has no professional caving experience

...

for reference here is my old 20y/o blankie

The town is just kind of shit, dude.

Give it to me, I need comfy

-rub rub rub-

if you say so

it's in tatters tho

*rub back*

JUST HOW I LIKE EVERYTHING
LOVED TO PIECES

Not you.

Too bad for repair?

LOVEMETILLYOUBREAKME,YOUMISTAKEMADEOFMEAT

waow thats older than me

stop it before it gets too lewd

o h god

LOOK AT THAT HOLE

ur smol

ty for cokmplimnt mommie

blankets are comfy~~~

never stop rub

wubwubwub

Does that one have a dick ?

Rip blanket

hnnnnnnnnnng

Who are you again?
It is only going to get worse, my pretty

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bleh

idk, there's only one way to find out~