Empress

where is cupcake i need more bully material

Hm.
Alright, how was your morning?

Soto shut the fuck up and go to sleep already

No one wants you here lmao

...

(C)1996

Also iframes and tables are glorious

It was alright, how about yours?

I don't know how many times I have to say this... I'm new.

No you stupid nigger

luka is the OP

Jesus christ you can't even spam correctly either
What can you do?

Dont make me go over there nigger

IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING JOJO REFERENCE

Typically you haze the new guy, but this board is a special place.

It's okay I'll bully you in his stead

You can't bully me, I'm a strongman

Soto shut the fuck up and go to sleep already

No one wants you here lmao

I can't really do very much. All I do is read, think, write, and meditate aggressively.

Obama shut the fuck up and go to sleep already
No one wants you here lmao

I am not Soto, or anyone else you know. This is not a ruse. I am Will.

...

If I was actually trying I would of messaged you on steam.

I'm not actually all that interested in the the Flan of the pony threads.

I'm forced to work out at work so I don't even have a choice :/

pure germanic stronghood

Kinda boring, honestly.
I watched some videos and stuff and now I'm just wondering what to do.

...

nice

I would very much like to get into someone's panties...

lmao

Im so pissed the video dies right as I jump to slam dunk that shit

I even broke the table and everything

autistic tc when

You made me add you. Also like half the two times I messaged you, you directly told me to.
Those are both the biggest step.

Who even is flan

Pure germanic faggetry

when you put that red skirt on and chug a beer with me

Seez crackers

how many times do I need to repost my steam???

I'm literally nobody to you guys. A complete no-name.

An autistic guy with nukes that cybers everyone.

That sounds shitty, why not play something? Like Overwatch or whatever you're playing lately?
It's not a great fix but it's a fix!

That would be because you just spam and make no effort to engage any of us for us to care.

yes

Ok, fine. I'll play hardball:

This is your Professor speaking.

Please sit down...

I SAID SIT DOWN

The term paper for this course is going to be a 25 page paper, double spaced, in 12-point Times New Roman font, analyzing the meaning of this work as a whole, and as it relates to the Whole. All claims will need to be supported with direct analysis of the text and quotes from any works whose relevance you can establish. An annotated MLA bibliography with in-text citations is responsible or full credit, and the annotations will be graded. Good luck: You’re Fucked.

Alternatively, you may submit a series of high resolution photographs of a wall in your house covered in photographs, printed out webpages, and newspaper clippings all tied together in a coherently logical way by a color-coded system of push-pins and yarn. No key is required. I’ll figure it out. Allowing me to visit the house and see the wall in person will result in a free 2.5% extra credit added to your final cumulative grade.

lmao furry renge

Because I've been playing super grindy games that I don't feel like grinding in.

So I'm trying to do stuff until I feel energetic enough to actually do anything.

you can't call me fag fag

these demands suck

That's gay, yo.

Are you taking a literal sub telling you I'm the thread bicycle seriously again?

I actually made a good series of attempts to engage in the last thread (two threads back?).

nevr forget

Why not, frenchgerman?

Allowing me to visit the house and see the wall in person will result in a free 2.5% extra credit added to your final cumulative grade

I asked others and they said the same thing.

Yo, can you calm down a bit?
The bulk of your replies are a bit needless.

I am curious as to who and doubtful of their neutrality on the matter.

Sure.

Thanks, mang.

Just filter the dude.

/filters you

cause im a cute tomboy

Fair point, grindy games aren't exactly the best when you're already bored as heck.

...and this makes you not a fag?

I'm trying to learn how to be a productive circlejerker.

"yeah, I don't like to talk about specifics because that tends to bite you in the ass"

"but it is squid"

"how many people hasn't squiddy cybered at this point?"

-user

At least not when you'll be playing alone.

But my partner's playing other stoofs rn, and I don't wanna impose.

...

...

yes

There's like, two possibilities for this person, and they're definitely not reliable. Especially not the primary suspect.

More like you're the forrest.

And I caught a squid while fishing for shrimp.

:doubt:

Very kind of you, most people would imposes when plagued by being bored. What are the grindy games you play?

Who are you calling a traitor?

Would you really trust them.?

Do I have to post a non-masked photo of myself to earn your trust?

I'm kind of impressed that you still seem to genuinely think trust is the issue.

Or filter me, or whatever.

Can someone please explain what the issue is?

God Eater 2 and Secrets of Grindea right now.

God Eater I usually play solo because no one I play games with has it.

Right now I'm just playing some shitty Korean MMO because I usually just chum around in it anyway.

I do not belieb

Does this video explain the situation:

...

My guess was FF! I was sure off the mark. I've seen videos of God Eater stuff, looks neat enough!

God damn furry revenge

...

stop scooyt

Scoottheboot!

It's probably my favourite game series, honestly.
If not, it's close.

What up?

Yo

hibike is ok 2

...

Hi, I'm still the bicycle and this was twitch plays Will tries to get through his life without going insane.

well its a fact so hah

balls detected

...

It's good that you have one, I couldn't name a favorite game or series of games for the life of me. Not that I dislike a lot just.... It's hard to pick favorites when a lot of them are fun?

How u doin?

I hope I was one heck of a ride.

Ya'll can drop the tactical nukes on me or do rocks fall everyone dies or whatever at this point. I'm ready to die.

DELET SCOOT

I've done it once before, so why worry?

The weirdness that you guys get when you try to talk to me directly is the inner dead two-yearold who doesn't know what the fuck is going on and is just screaming incoherently at all times.

Not much
You?

Reeeeeeeeee y :(

The rest is the residual psychic trauma from very, very messed up but also wonderful (in a weird way) parenting.

...

I'm sorry I get so intense sometimes that I'm almost impossible to deal with. I almost never vent in real life.

I get what you mean.

that'd be gay though

If people are still unwilling to listen to the literal truth, I'm gonna go drown us all in my bathtub.

a girl playin with your butt is not gay, it's experimental

^^^

:(

i don't want

I'm alright.

Gonna do a little gaming, hope you fix that being bored problem! Laters.

Dank memes time i guess

計画通り！

to live

*snore*

go to bed dutches

I swear I'm not you.

its only nine and I wanna do more stuff

I am my own avatar, and this is as truthful as I can get.

this thread is full of wonderful people and losers.
There is no middle-ground.

Which am I?

1d4chan.org/wiki/That_Guy_Destroys_Psionics

Here's the entire story of what went down.

I'm "Me".

Loser.
Move to a first would country to change this.

If Mordin doesn't unblock me on Steam right now, Holla Forums will burn to the ground

oh no

whatever will we do

Talk to me, please.

Mordin is asleep right now though.

I'm sorry I can't afford a plane to china or mainland europe right now.

It was about a minute into my good ol' days spiel before she started to talk over me with this weird line of dialogue. It was like she was projecting her hate for an ex onto my wizard and DARVO-ing the fuck out of him, which got confusing fast, so I used Message cantrip to talk in her ear about the good ol' days and leave the general area so my wizard would be out of earshot. Yeah, I know message establishes a two-way conversation, but I argued that because magic was so obscure now, like someone being fluent in Esperanto in Asia, that she wouldn't know how without a spellcraft or knowledge arcana check of some kind.

Rolled 1 (1d6)
Rolling for what kind of person I am

evens: WONDERFUL PERSON
odds: loser

...

I'm not trying to fight. It merely looks like it because I have no idea what the fuck I'm doing.

AWWW YEAH SQUID

WE'RE ON THE SAME TEAM

...

I am literally a wizard, and I have coated myself in defensive wards.

what

...

itis friday and I try my best but in the end what is wrong with taking the backstreets

Apparently she was incensed at the fact that I found a cheap way to make it so that I didn't have to listen to her but could prattle on like the old man my character was.

...

Fucking bring Mordin here right now

The fuck are you expecting if he's asleep.

I will give you Mordin if you buy me games on Steam.

battles

I cannot wake him up.

Lol

butt in the end what is wrong with taking your backstreets?

Fucking weeb

Mordin isn't asleep you dummy chinkies

sho ga nai na

I am his mistress and can confirm he's asleep.

Is this the one you seek?

You cannot have him

Boss design 101:
dying instantly is the number one way to make people hate your game
don't make it a motherfucking puzzle

what

Iam so rustty though

mordin is actually a natural homosexual

tell him to unblock me on steam and add me up!!!!!

i need gayer wallpapers tbh

I will go easy on you.

I don't even know anymore

just make a selfie

I will do this but you must add me on steam first.

LMAO if he blocked you I don't think I can do anything about that

Though if you take a picture of yourself topless and post it I'll try my best to persuade him

But Mordin is all used up and loose

Like my old onahole

idk if I even have th energy today

or your liver

I HATE MORDIN FUCKING DIE

I will beg darwin to pity battle me then.

[adds onto the list of things I wish I could remove from my mental imagery]

Neru has a massive amount of energy from eating pastries; she is just making up excuses.

...

What about my old onahole?

WHY

shutup you
but I had pastries

stuffy used dildo

Rin's old onahole

Isn't that Tokai?

This is also true

I know you well.

...

LOL

Is that a yes? :3

Darwin battle me or else.

I JUST SAID I AM ONLINE YOU PEASANT

...

I WANNA WATCH

I miss them 20lbs dude

It had a pooper and a pussy
and weird lil feet too

I was not looking at discord.

Oh, but she is not sleepy enough to watch.

Yes, M A S T E R.

...

...

What if Pastries is codeword for Cocaine?

Shit nigga, I'd love pastries too

what if pastries is codeword for masturbating to pine trees

Do you jack it to the trunk of the tree first then build up and cum to the fir of the pine trees or is it the other way around?

...

...

i'm not really sure

there's probably a sub-fetish involving the pine cones

WHY WILL NO ONE FUCKING BELIEVE ME???

I AM NOT MORDIN

mordin is the worst

*hug*
lay on the couch with me

Yeah, I humped a tree once. One time. It was ironic. They heard I wood'nt.

also

I forgot about those

Shit nigga, kinda wanna jack off to pine trees and see if my dick reacts

shut up Mordin

...

You all seem lost. Would you like a map?

wat

yeah if you were alone under one and in a weird mood, i could see some interesting things happening

mordin is like finnish or some shit

I don't like the couch though.
I can't play shitty korean mmo there.

What do you guys think is going on? Is the problem that none of you can beat me?

This is not a game to me.

then play with me

Dude its fucking pouring rn

My feet are fucking numb

How is it over there?

I'm not a fucking ARG or VR game.

I'm playing shitty Korean MMO.
AKA Mabinogi.

That had to have hurt, guys. Especially since when you die you go back to the beginning...

it's 40 and nice right now but been drizzling on and off for the last several days

supposed to hit 50 this weekend which is unheard of for january

#weather
#qualitytopic
#thisparadeisboringaf

why is socks bro stream of consciousness spamming

but thats not me

I like her spelling of my name better than mine. Might get it legally changed.

yeah it's pretty dope

the e spelling is second best though

Holla Forums loved her cause it's kinda close to aryan

...

It's obviously spelled "Air-In"

*man continuously dunks horse's head in water but it still refuses to drink*

My head is a fucking puzzle box. Only I am supposed to be able to solve it. You'll go insane if you try.

Talk to me irl or play me in melee or something...

dude you're kinda spamming tbh

but like it's slow af so whatever

Barely. Please talk to me on steam or something. I'm fucking begging you.

so download it and you can play with me.

I warned you idiots over and over and over that if you tried to get in here you'd get trapped forever. It's been my thread ever since I made that thread days ago.

lol can you imagine being one of the dudes who follows trump around, always ready to jump in front of a bullet?

steam is on my other computer

and i don't think we are steam bros

what's on your mind?

ill go walk dog and see

...

I'm trying to teach you guys how to cut your losses and play a new game.

And I've been doing it, basically non stop, for like a week.

games are for kids tho

I will legit fucking die if I can't get this message through to you guys, and I'll be a lot less nice in my spiritual form.

Pls die

socksbro take your anti-ds or feminine hormones or whatever you normally take

Socks spam harder

When I die my seal breaks and this reality ends. I will leave everything ravaged, everything burned, every last field of tyranny salted with the tears of my enemies, forge a sword from their spirits, and kill God with it.

socksbro was the dude that kanra locked in his basement, right?

There's always a bigger fish, and God ate the fish with the three green eyes.

Wrong.

I'm completely fucking new and wrecking your asses harder than you can imagine.

who was that

Nah, I think this guy is just another 17 year old who posts weird shit kinda like Sci

a different socks?

good grief

Fuck if I know.

I'm 21 and not your bicycle.

We are Legion.

oh the guy from yesterday

kinda like johnny except he links

are you drunk or on any drugs?

Can you stop pretending that you're talking to an AI for like... one second?

are you real?

Fuck if I know.

No.

Holy shit you're right
I knew he reminded me of a old poster

Are you sure youre not a bicycle?

100%. I relate to my track frame bike, but I am not a bicycle.

If you guys keep pushing me I will literally create a worse horror scenario than can be transcribed onto paper in this "game".

I won't do it to myself. I'll do it to you, and I'll do it righteously. There's only so long you can talk to people who think they're trying to find their way to the center of the maze before you get sick of their shit and just let the traps handle themselves.

Oh yeah its raining now bby

damn dude you got a lot of crazy sober energy

i bet you're exhausting to interact with irl

in the good ol' days johnny spammed pretty well

go out wimp

i love how like rain in LA is the biggest deal since dunkin donus

No, I've learned to tone myself down when I'm dealing with people who aren't fucking psychopaths.

donuts*

Take the rain away.

Was the part where I lit my middle finger on fire not sufficient or do I have to meet up with you all in person?

And I looked down and whispered...
"No."

when my crazy friend was alive, it like hurt my brain to even listen to. he was going a million miles a minute and always seemed like he was going to pop

hi darbear

Holy shit these niggas burned a car? lmao

I liked his triangular kind of of posts and stuff
And those random steam messages too

Dunkin Donuts is shit though

Hey Tokai is it true you have a hairy butt?

You literally cannot gaslight me. I just spent half an hour on the phone with my therapist. I'm sane as fuck, you guys are just the sickest puppies I've ever encountered.

Julia!

You're beginning to understand why it's impossible to break me. Triangular logic is an unbreakable logic trap, and you poor fucks are trying to come out from the INSIDE. Let me show you, geometrically, what you're stuck in.

yes, I control the hair to pull innocent victims inside and devour them for the lord ctuhulahulahu

yeah he never fails. whenever i sign in next, if i ever do, i guarantee he'll message me with "die" or something

and i just meant it was a big deal when DD finally came to LA

cause it's such a staple most places

yeah some of these girlboys are pretty unhinged

(you) are here:

I'm 100% straight.

Oh shit, you're the floating hair? Noice.

is socks4hands about masturbating?

how like it would make masturbating easier cause you could just nut on your hands?

You're all just bouncing around inside of different parts of the diamond. Refracting, endlessly, infinitely, forever.

swing and a MISSSS

that would have been way better

I'm slowly absorbing your energy from each and every death of yours. Eventually, you will burn out and you will become part of me.

fuck where did sabrina go

daycrew fucking sucks lol

It's the darkest of dark arts, and I did it by accident.

🤔

I'm not.

my dumpster company is groot

This has all been a psyop by the diamond dogs. Unfortunately, a crew of incredibly skilled jewel thieves known as Virtue/4E or "The Jewel Society" made off with each and every last soul gem.

Stop this.

...

Still not Groot.

darbear acknowledge my directly linked salutations

Dear fuck, the hubris here is overwhelming.

Are you sure? It was most likely a projection of what you assume to be darbear.

2 of us are twice your age

how does that make you feel?

Like you spent your entire lives running in circles.

Fuck it. There's one last thing to do. Blood sacrifice to myself.

...

Where's the best place to draw a tiny amount of blood if I don't have a pin?

Oh shit so easy.

what made you settle on this board to spam? chance?

...

Fate.

...

how so

how hard can it be to sniper a couple politicians

i mean come on

Impossible, apparently.

Hi. :3

I got enough pain, and I know I managed to get some blood out. My rites are finished.

Holy fuck I feel incredible.

This is not anything close to my final form.

Do it to your neck but way harder

dude i saw shooter

you just need a kestrel anemometer

ilu

No u.

No, you are lying.

What happens when you trap a vampire between two mirrors?

UNMAKE

maybe also a nice gun and experience

you got me

Do you ever sleep?

subtle is immodest and mean!

the more i drink the more i like socksbro

i recommend not being sober during his reign

Sleep is for the weak

Not when I'm engaged in ritual combat.

suspicious timing

...

I think you mean toxic

Oh, 100% toxic. You need to work on that.

W-whatta ya mean uwu

is this suggesting that pepe controls jews?

i'm too high for these implications

I had to go back like five or six threads just now.

Other than a one hour break that Rin made you take you've been shitposting for about 14 hours straight.

Go outside.

I'm 2 comfy.

You need to work on cutting yourself a bit more

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chuu chuu~

you weren't just cybering based chris larson?

14 hours isn't that bad if you're wasted\

but dude claims he is sober

Also, my smug levels are asymptotically approaching infinity.

Once was all it took. We're not supposed to practice blood magic, but we're supposed to learn what it feels like.

who's julia?

are you

why =

She runs the Jewels. She rolls the nickels. The game is hers. She deals the cards...

also

wait rin is a mod now?

oh great

N-no

Doubtful.

Scoots isn't cybering me, he's irl cybering Casper and Erin rn.

You guys ready for some massive exposition? Some little fag said they thought I couldn't write bars. I'll go get my journalist.

Not as a person I don't think
But my actions are sometimes

Welcome to my head, ladies and gentlemen. You're trapped here for a reason: in order to regain your souls.

And, since you're all such twisted fucks it's unlikely that you ever will, I'll carry your power with me to the afterlife. It's part of the plan.

well we can't all be the chosen ones

i asked because you said that he gave socksbro a timeout

oh shit it's getting rioty in DC

thank you based america

Part of das plan, ja?

also what is irl cybering exactly

like just do it text instead of discord?

maybe

who knows

whose plan

Rin actually just asked and he acquiesced for some reason.

It was a joke.

They're all hanging out irl.

All 3 of them met up

Is it over or are they all still there?

Irl cybering is when you have typewriters, you finish your post then hand the paper to your partner. They then repeat, back and forth until the deed is done.

I know you do.

Have you even seen the movie?

oh weird

i guess you have to act slutty and feminine to get him to calm the spam

damn crazy, caspers still at erins? wasn't he there like weeks ago?

thank you

Indeed, and Scoots popped over.

No idea ^^
Only 10pm so it'd be pretty early to finish now

Fuck if I know lmao. It's not my problem. I'm just here to deal with you guys.

have you ever lewd chatted someone via snail mail?

it's exhilarating

do you hate me?

i guess she has plenty of dirty laundry to sleep on

why not

what is the final solution?

I so badly would like to free tlim and doot but...

I got surprise bloodtested

shit was spook

I don't like it when mom and dad fight so I locked their equivalents in the closet under the stairs for a while.

I'm not a subset of anyone's own consciousness right now. You're all subsets of mine.

sub seems nice almost all the time

Very important anime related video:

grim do not follow the trend

blood letting is NOT cool

Sucked into a time vortex. That's what I get for posting on company time.

do you think casper, scoots and erin all group dyked out?

you're a sub
set

they took my piss too
originally just gave me one vial then they gave me an official sealed cup

im like

is this what I think it is

they're like yeah, your company called earlier

surprise

good thing I'm a good boy

sabs may i add you somewhere

That's what you get for being so cruel to your avatar here.

The answer would be no. Sounds hot though.

Thanks ^^

I'm an ancillary character in a novel.

i was about to ask you what you were doing here so early (not that i would know if you're usually here this early)

i would never dare check threads work

BAD!

wait what? so you gave blood?

yeah that waiting....

hnnnn

Typewriter cybering might be kinda hot, actually. When you ram the carriage back to the left nice and hard? MMmmm.

You're not watching the live feed?

Steam ok? My id thingy should be danger_money

♥

What'd I doooo?

I also got my first ekg today

It's what I've always been... Just a little cog that gets attacked if it dares to squeak and is required to help other people have a good time.

4:20 blaze it

for a full physical exam, yeah
been overdue for a couple of years

I'm enjoying my last day of having time to goof off at work. I'm kinda sorta maybe almost but not really but perhaps getting a promotion Monday, but it's not confirmed yet.

Jesus.

You should stop taking D&D so seriously. I got my first EKG months ago. I'm 21. You think I give a fuck about living?

Do you write dirty names on the envelopes? Now that is ballsy!

I got a pair, you wanna come do this typewriter cyber off babe?

Ohio

Wrong Sabrina, I guess. Whoops. I was a pretty tempting lighthouse till it turned out I was luring ships to their doom.

Never have.

everyone has their own value on their life though

tell me about your recent rust adventures test

Yeah, go look at my tokyo driftu exploits and tell me that again.

you know what?

which this group i would not be surprised

also wouldn't be surprised that i didn't get the link

oh shit good for you

i'm WAY overdue myself

in that i don't remember the last time i had a wellness exam

oh shit nice. congrats! i got a big raise last week myself cause i'm transitioning positions this year. 10%. people tell me this is big. i was even like, "wait, you're serious right?"

today i got home early cause we went out for our late holiday party lunch

was pretty nice actually now that i know everyone and it's not terribly awkward

hahah that would be

but like it would make a difference who that person lived with

thanks dear

Oh, there's a secret that I should tell you all: you can get access to all of my dreams if and only if you keep them to yourselves (no spoilers). To do so, however, you have to open your dreams to everyone else first, and deal with their merciless taunting about it for a week. Also, who knows if your soul continues after death once you release your dreams for judgement? Perhaps there are some things buried deep in there that would damn even a saint.

with*

ahahaha he's trying the shibboleth

For shame, Tp.

whats stopping you from getting one

You made me the seal, Grim. You are caught in a prison that you literally designed yourself.

We are beset on two sides by clans much larger than our group, but we've made friends with most of the solo players and small groups in the area.

It's a vanilla server, it's definitely more hardcore than 3x, but I enjoy that. Makes savage fights more common for the first week. But we're two weeks in so anybody that's gonna get set up already is.

Our base is fairly large but the location is terrible. It's a tower, but you can't even see most of the landscape from the top because we're right next to an enormous cliff face.

Zehgess, Moogs, Yan, and Cupcake have all joined the adventure. Me, guero, Ooobles, and Joji still play together. So I guess we're basically a small clan.

relax

I'm super calm. You've just been kind of a jerk lately, and I trusted you so much.

I didn't know Moogs played

make sure to make random super small caches peppered around a medium distance that has backupstuff in case of a mass raid

My baseline status is asshole

I haven't betrayed anyone though

grim u betray me wat de hek ;/

You sorta lured me into this, you and Eric, and then you just ignored me while you knew full well what the fuck was going on. Don't dish out anything you're not finna get served cold.

nezumi didn't respponse me... u.u

lol can you imagine

like some muffed up pet name and they still live with their parents

me going on united's website, finding an in-network general practitioner, and making an appointment

it's pretty sad too cause i know for a fact that there are in-network docs literally across the street from me

WHO IS ERIC

bart is it true that ban is a mod somewhere?

nah man you gotta be part of the in crowd and use zocdoc

itll take ya 10mins tops

go do it buddy

Go ask your least favorite entity, other than me!

Oh my god, that would be priceless.

they're not online D:

zocdoc?

why wouldn't i use my company's website

zocdoc has reviews and you dont have to call most of the time

Welcome to couple's therapy. I'm your super, super fucked up kid.

plsno

link

It's a possibility because those two clans I mentioned are extremely hostile and both have no compunctions against offline raiding. I think we're just far enough and just big enough that they don't feel like taking THAT many rockets outside their bases. That may change near the end of the wipe when insane abandon takes over and the server becomes a real bloodbath, but for the most part we just end up in gunfights near or from within our own base. I can't feel bad about roofcamping.

Small bases used as a cache are always raided, to be honest. No matter how you do it, make it unassuming, hidden, or just straight up hard to break in, people like breaking in small bases. Our big base has survived a ridiculously long time just because of the intimidation factor.

idk I dont really know alot about him

Well, I was. Now I'm just looking down at you smugly. The goal here is for you and that thing to come to terms with me, understand why and how this has happened, and then for us to work together as a team to deal with whatever the fuck else there is. Honestly, with how messed up we are as a trio, I think anything would run screaming.

man you're making me want to right some letters

last letter i wrote was when i was going through some tough times and wrote a general thank you note to my whole family and mailed it

bitches love letters

oh i see

yeah i should probably try to find one of the good ones huh

me neither

except that he's a horsefucker and a lifeguard

shit man

you could also look into making trap bases maybe

What is this, Rust for pussies?

GO PLAY OLD RUST WITH HACKERS, FAGGOT. GROW A PAIR!

write*

I had an impromptu thing today so my normal doc wasn't in

luckily new one wasn't a huge asshole

I'm super nice when you run into one of my other incarnations in person.

Yan does all the time.

One worked. Got tons of loot. Then another group dropped on his head and took it all.

I don't see the fascination with trap bases.

They recently deleted Legacy Rust.

You can't play it anymore.

real q though

aren't all doctors kinda weird?

Or, for that matter, if you run into me in person. I just need to vent sometimes, and I'm blowing the fury of a thousand suns out my ass and into your faces.

Here's a picture of my adorable girl wife

RIP YOU, THEN.

It's a guy, isn't it

short haired lolis are shit

haha that's about what I know too
I like to do the d esu meme with him but idk he's pretty aloof and s distance

Would people like to see the Final Exam again?

uhhh fuck off ??

how so?

figured

it's neat to build them in a strange new kind of architecture, experiment
and ofc
e-torturing people

I've always been super into e-torturing people. If you guys don't want to deal with this shit, just log off.

can't really blame the secretive stance

the being deep into the horsefucking community is hella weird though

i donno just like in my experience

it takes a very special type of person to be able to be robotic enough to deal with that much shit

...

yeah I wanna tie up saber and give her my oats

That is quite kind of you to do for them, when did you become such a softy? Are you really the same Tp or did someone switch you out?

...

Yeh I also don't like the pony community
they are nicer than furries but only marginally
Wayyy back on Holla Forums I tried to assimilate into other threads and a kind face was few and far between

I trained him to be a gentleman

my power went out and then I had to brave the storm

...

Why didn't you reesponse luka wtf

I've been to all three myself.

I found the pony threads on Holla Forums to be kinder than this community by a large margin, outside of outliers like SteveAn and Aeris.

I think we're both just biased by where we started. The communities are probably equally toxic.

oh yeah
definitely
they have to go through as many patients as possible in a day for maximum profit

how frightening
are you alright
all in one piece

AAAAAAAAAAAA

I didn't know spoilers was a horsefucker

Sounds like you did a decent job. It brings a tear to my eye.

all the horsefuckers wanted to fuck him

Name names.

1. who even are you?
b. i've always been a softy

well we are like 60 percent horsefucker...

it's always been like the assistants that you end up connecting to

eva went there during a few of his quits

Is he cute?

OOPS BASED LARSON DID IT AGAIN

Really? Soto sort of said it already.

I'll admit to my bias

but my bias comes from how I was treated over time in those threads
On my own I would post later at night in the furry threadswhen it slowed down to try to meet new faces and the only positive responses were from temaire winddragon or scales ever

in the pony threads I can't remember much aside from Aeris being super autistic and I almost think professor misleadingname posted there

and when I posted I would either post crossover anime pics like yui as a dog or in the pony threads k-on as ponies
and man

everyone was colder than a deep iowa winter

not this winter of course but
god damn man they are all just vicious

First one to escape from this hell doesn't have to air their dirty laundry in front of anyone but me.

why so yell-y

didn't even see him reply to me

A big ass tree branch fell on my car while I was driving and it scared the shit out of me.

The wind was so strong I could feel it moving my car and it uprooted so many trees and road signs.

I dont have any but that's what I was told by a [RELIABLE SOURCE]

I feel like we've had this convo multiple times soto

for sure
the assistant that dealt with me today actually was the one who dealt with me as a kid
she just moved offices as I grew up lol

I like to SCREAM for the MEME

wait really?

you're a horsefucker?

Thank god its more in the rratio of pony than furry
That 'love and tolerance' bullhit was bullshit but at least theres vague remnants of niggas like that in the poneis

And when I say "dirty laundry" I mean a full listing of anything you can imagine which might have in any way negatively impacted another.

Bro that's scary af

good thing you're ok

...

I THOUGHT YOU WERE A HORSEFUCKER

YOU SHOULD KNOW THIS

HAHA YEAH i'M PROUDOF MY HANDIWORK

tp is such a tame boy now

so is spoilers actually eva or is that a meme

The real question... is what happens when I go to sleep? Do you all join me in my nightmares?

Conversations I had with spoilers lead me to beleive with at least a 98% positivity that spoilers is eva

which meme?

I miss Old Eva

The one who used to think he was god and would get pissed at me talking shit on Lovecraft

Have we?

I dunno if we have honestly
Is he a qt trap?

Clearly.

He's come so far. ;-;

Everyone thought I was just meming when I talked about the PLUR police. They were real, and they got you.

They look the exact same.

Ban did the branch cause any damage to your car?

It's not even hurricane season yet.

Hmm

Does everyone appreciate how much of an unholy clusterfuck it is in here? Like... that kind of neural network takes WORK.

a good number of them :3

we had it like 3x

ask him yourself fuccboi

uggggggggggggggggggggggggg

ban told me lol

oh wow that's pretty cool

she was probably like

man last time i saw you you were quite the n'sync fan

lol the dogfuckers that like actually want to be or fuck animals is pretty disgusting

based kyle has a lot of charisma though

i can see why everyone wants to bone him

yeah like the time he quit and impersonated bern in the horsefucker threads, talking about killing himself

such a trouble maker

welcome back bro

what happened

You are no longer in control at all. Told you I just had to land one blow.

yeah dude

In control of what?

And ?

Anything but that purple title, which I have no interest in.

It can only get worse from here.

HAHAHA

shes like
"oh how's college life"

I'm like

NIGGA IM MOVING OUT IN A WEEK FOR WORK YEET

women usually are softer on you with their hands anyway.

Yeah I call this tough love.

I was just doing other things, had no want to post. Thanks though!

Probably not in my state.

Aren't you sick? You won't get better if you don't sleep.

Nah, miraculously enough this cleared up my head cold. It was probably all psychosomatic anyways.

“There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.”

― Hunter S. Thompson, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

new

that is not the kind of women that i like

yeah all of a sudden people said you quit

can't remember why