Empress

he's gonna make anime real, moogs. give the guy a break.

Ceg dfa egb fac gbd ace bdf

I went to his house and shook him awake.

i sure am
i finished teto

bruce
william
henk

nooo history test

I wish
then id be awake

...

lol
funny bunny face

Shocking!
:o
hopefullly nothing lewd :3

aw hullo im dags im sometimes around mabe, hows you. west coast is best coast btw

what are those

excellent work as usual, ooble.

nnnf yessss. moooore

wow get that rapist out of here :

Test is gonna be history after ur done with him :3
lol

live streams

...

why do I feel like I'm about to see a dirty bomb go off live

...

what kinda live streams

layin' down some fat bricks

Why do I feel like there's going to be a dirty bomb going off in your PANTS soon

ur leaders
stream

i thought you died.

stop being eeeeew

n-not like that

trump truly making america great again if so

nasty

im gonna have my first physical in a couple of years soon

wish me luck

...

fish poopy brapp

I thought I died too

sounds uninteresting

also no
i will not see your link you made in that one post two threads ago.

glhf

rip

The inauguration of our 45th president, the host of The Apprentice.

ty bb

don't forget he's also a conqueror of pussies.

*locks you up and away*

Batrpls.

Uh
they were three responses to your three different things

I thinkg

Fucking BASED ooblbelbeobelboble

Or dead, boiled to death

Hello I am Melbourne and inebriation literally who lives on west coast

You best at least live in perth and/or be making sweet miningbuks

ooh my

...

but its good life stuff

inb4 surprise prostate exam

okay
>w<

hopefully your fun classes go ok

he change your country

wat thigns?
i forgot already

sup

hopefully the doctor doesn't go mad with fury at the sight of your junk and murder you

looks useful to you, since you're gonna check list dat new home/apt ur movin' to

if I dress up like a woman he might
need to assert my machissimo

useful to erryone

Hi Neko

Uh
Things that are things
I forgot too

how about urs

...

...

Anime is already real.

DEUS VULT

>ywn give Grim a surprise prostate exam with your dick

why wouldn't i live in perth silly? i make ok, it's so-so

watching trump thingo, pre bored, wbu

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand saved

sdpls

Okay like
What's the best audio player for playing 10 hour long m4a files with cues seperating them

I WISH PLACES AROUND HERE DID ART THAT GOOD HOLY FUCK.

lol

oh well

meow

no

vlc media player is good on mobile devices I have found.

hi
i don't feel like reposting

well
you somehow think that westcoast is best coast
It's not out of the realm of possibility

You know you liked it.

Only in Asia, I mean, have you seen those mad noodle chefs they have out on streets?

THANKS squidders

America, the country of OPPORTUNITY

excuse u

slight panic, since my company called me today and said I suddenly need to see the doc

all in all good tho im moving out next week!

You seem to have missed the fact that you were offered a class change to anything with wings OR riding somehing with wings from ANY Fire Embem (IDEALLY TANITH OR JILL BUT PLAY IT LIKE YOU FEEL IT THERE ARE MANY OPTIONS). If you pick Ashnard so help me god you will pay..

implying

...

my keyboards arrived today :3

shhhh

goggles you shush

I'm not in the hands of tribal leaders

*blindfolds*

they went ok
now I can relax and stuff

Clockwork, please, the dick is feminine

I used that name at some point.

post clicky spring video

Oh, right.

My bad.

*>grim will never give you a surprised prostate exam with his dick

:fire: :fire: :fire:

im still posting from a chromebook. rip my cred.

...

How come it's the 45th President but 58th Inauguration?

I know...

One two skip a few?

whats truedoodoo's job anyways?

make me.

femmybennis?

Who are you?

mind your business that's why

Where the fuck do I go after Blood Starved Beast?

how come earth isnt 2017 years old

cmon terrorists, do it, fucking do it, cmon it'd be hilarious, bomb the inauguration.

because some of them stay longer.

Go google "O5-8" if you dare.

hihihi

it's shitting the bed with a video this long
I can't seek backwards
I'm also at a computer, why would I be on mobile

It's okay, I forgot foobar is actually media player and not a weird library system, upon remembering that I have solder the problem

no u thanks

Becus americ r lurnd n cont gud.

oh but the real reason is because not every president has served 2 terms.

*pet pet*

good job

being a one of dem 'prety boys'
:\

SHIFTY EYE'D MOTHERFUCKER BEHIND TRUMP

Oh yeah ofc

go back to the cathedral ward, the door on the right side opens up

did you kill djura?

There's nowhere to run once it smells blood. It'll teach you a few new tricks once it's done beating your corpse.

lettuce prey

I'll make you with dis dick

l-l-lewwd

There's no need to deny it.

Whoa Subtle, lewd.

Their chefs have reached another level of nirvana.

here you go
the other full sized model m is fucked tho, but i may be able to fix it if im lucky and its not something major or expensive to fix

wat

rip your fingers

I deny u

sayin' it's so lit, brah

I don't get it.

WHere's your femmy benis?

if serparation of church and state is such a big thing why do we have archbishops at anaugurations

do you think hes doing well?>

...

it sounds amazing

I killed both of them.
I'm not fucking with side quests my first run.

Between my legs where it should be

But why would you do that?

SCP Foundation is real, I got sucked here after I got assassinated by Dr. Bright, and I'm back with a vengeance.

thnku

Christian nation xDDDD

ur a femmy benis

that it is

its much crisper than a well used model m, they feel a lot softer in the keypress, which isnt necessarily a bad thing tbh.

he's a good placeholder.

at least he's not "Harper"

*shudders*

haaaaaaaaaah

yeah same

if a certain new enemy kills you in cathedral ward you unlock an amazing secret

I know you're good at souls games so you might not die to it at all

just letting you know

Am I the only one who thinks Trump looks genuinely lost and concerned?

Like, almost as if he never expected this moment to come, and has no idea how to backpedal hard enough to get out of it?

You realize that a speed-run will never allow you to defeat me?

sdpls

Hey threaders

you would expect a well used model m to be softer because springs buckle easier after lots of use

weird

hi

you're 100% right

c:

It's a rip

...

Meow.

Snatcher can eat a dick.
I might let it kill me later.

I ascend.

RIP

stage fright

thats what i meant, but the difference is significant, more than id expect

silly eastern starter

whats wrong /;

...

George and Oobles said the same in the call.

He was forged for this moment.

GAS PEDAL

...

Could just be stage fright, kind of a bigger thing than where he has before been.

Now you're confusing me again.

Cute. I hope it stays there and not found in someone's mouth.

Right.

so are you.

It's okay most people I've known in perth have been okay

I mean fags but the good sort of fagsd

why do you have a fempenis

whats a harper? like a cupcake?

I an a regular penis

I'm telling the literal truth. It is written.

heeheee
it's in my mouth now :3
8sticks out tongue* :3

heya gogs

I need to hustle

oooh

uhh bork?

yo draaank

its like going from MX blues to reds, almost

hustlin all day erryday

daggs my boy

no

something bad.

There is no evidence of this.

No, you're a femmy.

Jesus is also real, right?

It's okay. I trust you'll keep it safe!

Heya daggy.

wow damn

enjoy :D

*giggles*

2scary

...

suresure

hey bardo (i thunk) kons cute

hows you been

The gravity of this situation means absolutely nothing to me. This is all a work of fiction.

Your the femmyest

ur sure

lay waste to the spammer

do you like truepoo?

sup wellams

now the question is, how the fuck do i hang on to a thing that cost £250 that i wasnt intending to buy til it showed up on ebay?

This isn't sunset for you. It's the Golden Dawn.

MINION SPOTTED

Return to sender.

dont want to tho

i dont really care

Heads messed up, daggy.

Pffsh, hearing that from the femmygoddess.

What spammer?

Radical.

Yeah, the Guild of Chaotic Good Intent is pretty fucking dank, m8.

Is it just me or does he keep trying to lean to those around him and make small talk, and they're just having none of it?

I TOLD YOU IM A PSYCHO

He's not as good at reading as I am. He took Cha not Int.

um
literally no?

This is planeswalker combat. I'd like for him to realize that his gods have forsaken him today.

wat

...

Trump needs a reality check for his god complex.

You're
literally a loli
Or so I've heard

Red vs Blue! ties

just like that youtube series!

mine to, you alright ;-;?

what about trump rump

this one aka that one

Jace the Mind Sculptor is wicked OP. Koth is no longer king of this hill. He's had this place for recorded memory.

Hey qt. Just trying to recouperate a bit before another sleepover. Theres bitemarks everywhere i need some ibuprofen lol x_x

How have you been?

dangerous

/petpet

Prove it nerd.

cute pic

*increasingly nervous Tokai*

Well I'm not raped right now is that not proof

The masons are crafty, but they rejected this brick.

You will not get raped.

do you think he will do good?

Mindfucked, maybe.

NOBODY LIKES THIS SONG

It's kinda my fetish...

ur a cute pic

Could be a canibal tribe rather than rapist tribe

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

ASIAN MORMON ASIAN MORMONASIAN MORMONASIAN MORMONASIAN MORMONASIAN MORMONASIAN MORMONASIAN MORMONASIAN MORMONASIAN MORMONASIAN MORMONASIAN MORMONASIAN MORMONASIAN MORMONASIAN MORMONASIAN MORMON

i wouldn't say 'good'
outright
...more like 'Different'

kek, sounds like someone had fun

im feeling goodish, did decently on an exam today, and ive bought myself a nice new keyboard. its not gonna last though, ive got my interim report on my final year project due next thursday at the absolute latest

a proper tribe does both

*hugs*

Wrestling matches are literally more democratic than US elections.

This would honestly make my existence, but it's too late for that. Trump'd just take a Stand and Hulk Hogan would appear as I'M A REAL AMERICAN begins to play and Sanders would summon Grave Digger and we all know how that plays out. Sander'd just be digging his own grave. His hour glass is running low...

Swing... and a miss!

Who was the mole? name names.

lmao

trump soooo "thirsty":

like calm down dude sit down and take a sip dude

Public information traded within this thread as common knowledge.

Can we start posting sip memes?

teach me more of what your brain thinks
its very interesting

Beyond Good and Evil.

IT'S HAPPENING.

PRESIDENT

TRUMP

Might I have some oats Brother

I'll watch the recap. It won't make a difference. Casuality's in my corner in this match.

i was thinking
"lawl, what if those cannons were firing at the stage >w

Lol yeah I did.

Sounds like a lot of busy work ;p

...

THEY SAID IT COULDNT AND WOULDNT HAPPEN BUT THEYVE BEEN HAD

Please summon Fishdog poster.

It was a metaphorical drowning. Just go soak your head or something.

LOL
he's doing his hand thingy on the podium

MAGA MAGA MAGA TRUMP
MAGA MAGA MAGA TRUMP
MAGA MAGA MAGA TRUMP

THIS IS THE BEGINNING OF A NEW ERA, BOYS.

...

wow i was playing a vidya and there were huge cannons on this ship pointed at earth

its almost the same thing

LET THE MEME'S BEGIN

its been a while since word and i have had company like that, kinda miss it

its fucking annoying work is what it is, ive spent the last few days unfucking it piecemeal, and each time i do it my brains fucked after. the fucking graphics update several seconds after the player logic has ran

Have we started the fire?

ITS LIT 420 NOSCOPE RON PAUL 2012 MAKE ANIME REIFICANT

DEUS VULT

pew pew

Thy will be done.

wha

THEY SAID WE WERE INSANE.
THEY SAID WE COULDN'T PUT DONALD J TRUMP INTO THE WHITE HOUSE.
BUT THEY WERE WRONG.

...

We have a man on the inside.

This is a glorious moment, everyone. I'd like to share my battle theme with the thread:

777SAMFISHER777 you did excellently.

thats lewd

what?

no u

This is a promise: if you can find me each and every one of you gets fanservice.

I thought on females had nipples

It'll be super fucking weird tho...

what

Don't make me break your ntus.

boys don't even have nipples right? haha

do I have a hermaphrodite pupper?

...

i jk

arent you male? you have nipples right?

No, Tzeench has you.

cute pic

I meant female dogs you absolute retards

I want to be this toilet

All dogs have multiple nipples regardless of gender.

That's just gross.

?

thanks its my favorite

what are you trying to say? im retarded because you didnt realize female dogs have nipples?

I don't remember because it was just people talking about you

CAN'T STOP WINNING

WON'T STOP WINNING

"I have nipples, Greg. Can you milk me?"

Do I need to supernova another fucking star?

made me giggle.

c:

alt+f4
ez loss

idk I just want a cute anime girl to sit on my face and maybe pee on me, is that asking too much ?

WE WILL BE PROTECTED BY GOD

space!!!!

I guess there really is country for old men.

Clockwork-Giggles

That speech seemed to just be checking all the boxes to make everyone a little happy.

Oh god. that nasal voice.

:3

this guy is like 150% jew

Oh man, the look on Obama and Hilary's face made me chuckle
Obama was clenching his teeth and biting his lip
I would've been too lmao

Which livestream you watching on?

YAMEROOOOOOOOOO

Is the stuff girls squirt out pee?

JEW

shut up fag

Shit
I just remembered
literally the entire reason I wound up in this thread was to talk to you

Count your blessings

Who the fuck is this solomon nigga?

AD ASTRA!

Excelsior

BY HENRY WADSWORTH LONGFELLOW

The shades of night were falling fast,
As through an Alpine village passed
A youth, who bore, 'mid snow and ice,
A banner with the strange device,
Excelsior!

His brow was sad; his eye beneath,
Flashed like a falchion from its sheath,
And like a silver clarion rung
The accents of that unknown tongue,
Excelsior!

In happy homes he saw the light
Of household fires gleam warm and bright;
Above, the spectral glaciers shone,
And from his lips escaped a groan,
Excelsior!

"Try not the Pass!" the old man said;
"Dark lowers the tempest overhead,
The roaring torrent is deep and wide!"
And loud that clarion voice replied,
Excelsior!

"Oh stay," the maiden said, "and rest
Thy weary head upon this breast! "
A tear stood in his bright blue eye,
But still he answered, with a sigh,
Excelsior!

"Beware the pine-tree's withered branch!
Beware the awful avalanche!"
This was the peasant's last Good-night,
A voice replied, far up the height,
Excelsior!

At break of day, as heavenward
The pious monks of Saint Bernard
Uttered the oft-repeated prayer,
A voice cried through the startled air,
Excelsior!

A traveller, by the faithful hound,
Half-buried in the snow was found,
Still grasping in his hand of ice
That banner with the strange device,
Excelsior!

There in the twilight cold and gray,
Lifeless, but beautiful, he lay,
And from the sky, serene and far,
A voice fell like a falling star,
Excelsior!

The Shekel speech has begun

Guys don't be rude

THIS IS THE BEGINNING, SOTO.
THE BEGINNING OF A NEW ERA.

NBC News.

I'm only really listening, and only vaguely.

Solomon's trying to do ancient kikery and bind Trump.

HE WILL FAIL

let's go to space

First we're gonna force choke Solomon:

I think 8ch's dying.

rip Holla Forums ;~;

Sorry, I've been channeling irresponsibly hard.

this is the 4th us president of my lifetime

ripchan*

...

...

well that's not fair
im one of the youngest here

soundcloud.com/kydworks/angels

...

😭

and i am THE oldest... only one token creepy old guy permitted

...

Wow don't blame me

Oh, nice! I am on NBC too
They are criticizing him pretty hard rn lol

Change is always nice yet kinda scary at the same time
I like change though

I kept hearing that shit

Yeah shits so laggy

CAN'T STOP WINNING

i had the dude before bush as president when i was born!!

...

I was drinking on new years and listening to this weebshit and an user came and told me to talk to you

I'm like a month later but hi

...

oh okai
its not bad tho

...

i was like 3 or 4

Rin make a Kobayashi folder so we can avatarfag from the same anime and make Tokai jealous

LOL wait what?
On new years eh?
I wonder who it'd be

Poor gabe

At least its nice to know he still lived another good 6 years even when they got him from the shelter he was pretty old

RIP doggo
Ive seen like 8 posts about him on my fb

QUALITY NEWS FEED

Please excuse a minor victory lap:

This is like the hitler pizza but it's so good
what the hell

youngins.... youngins everywhere

...

...

how old are you!!?!!?!?

PLUR POLICE

I enjoy Pineapple and Ham on pizza

Everyone post age the day we all earned immortality:

ancient

h osadlsauidk holy shit lmao

11

no clue
some user

If you wish.

youre like a great great grandpad

TFW I know when I'm probably going to die:
28 July 2061

I need to stop feeding this cat

He's so fucking fat

What community are you originally from?

Alright, I've got 44 years. We're gonna get to space.

...

...like 10 years older than luka

huh?

Horsefuckers.
Originally on Holla Forums then on their own site.

You let the Djinn out of the bottle, now you're in for 1001 Arabian Nights.

The amount of effort put into these disturb me.

best pic

like im that petty

...

how many wisdomes do you havs

...

infinit

I think I just came.

This fucking nigger

facebook.com/wjlatv/videos/10154977328283734/?hc_ref=NEWSFEED

LOOK AT THIS

I WISH I HAD A FUCKING RIFLE

They see me trollin...

...

Got a good laugh out of it when I saw it.

Lies, you'll live longer, I mean, Bruce Willis has been in the future in so many movies.

I think I have that as a webm too.
Also this.

was a doggo sent to live on a farm

thanks for reminding me this exists

Jesus fucking christ
It's entirely the picture that makes it too

teach me how to unlonely

send to farm actually means he dedded

I haven't seen evangelion

youre not missing much

Packets...

weebs make evangelion sound like the core of anime

...

kek

Hey nerds!

You missed a guy jerking off on a comatose girl, from what I know. Which isn't much really about that.

No problem.

I have way too many webms.

Oh are you that Squidward guy?
I vaugely remember him like wayyy back when Name, Zero, that4chanwolf, Nin, TP and all them would shitpost

Spam more dude

I want everyone to start complaining again
That shit was funny

I'm just jking bby

I'm gonna go get alcohol so I can join you later but it's fucking pouring
It feels so nice outside though

LOL there's protests going on rn?

Holy shit thats so much more interesting than this shit

The pineapple gives it a nice sweet/tart flavor that compliments the saltiness of the ham and the cheese of the pizza

Se murio el perrito Gabe

Ese perrio blanco que siempre esta en esos videos de bork
pinches memes jajaja

How do I wake her up? Does sleeping beauty need a kiss?

I watched blood+ where the main villain female rapes the main character's little brother in order to steal his face, and turns him to stone in the process

that was a weird fucking anime

God Emperor Trump has ascended the Throne!

and the stone mask just compliments your humanity, right?

stuff

...

my SSK arrived today :3
youtube.com/watch?v=A-3IgJ1MCSc

then go??

post

RIP doggo
did good in this world
;~;7

You missed a pretty good series leading with lots of mysteries leading up to a great ending

And then an ending that ran out of money

And then a movie ending that revealed there was never anything to it and it was all a scam

I am hereby offering my body for this SSK.

rip Ｆａｔ Ａｓｓ Ｗｏｏｆｅｒ

as tempting as that is, it cost me fucking £250 ;_;

im still not sure how i can hang on to it

...

sleep tight pupper

white as poofy clouds

Incorrect.
I am Squiddy (McNope). Also known as Urist.

I have gone by no other names.

I want to but I have to catch up on capping Vamp-chan first.

...

its pretty comfy in spite of it tbh

B R U H

I love ANSI.

...

its ok, but im the habit of typing like im on ISO

so?
get your boots and run

Hi. I'm Batman.

You can give it to me if you need to get rid of it.

It'll get rid of you.

do you have £250 + shipping burning a hole in your pocket?

...

Its done.

You're done.

Brofist!

$2,50 maybe

Do you feel in charge?

...

Oh damn I guess I really don't know you

Nice to see new faces around here
Did you post on /oat/ or whatever board that was on ponychan

With that guy pinkie pie mike guy who'd always get mad cause I'd say pinkie pie was shit

How many times can I use your body if I get you one of those?

lol there's only 2 episodes out

It shouldnt be that much

Bitch I dont have no boots and I aint about to ruin my fresh ass kicks for some alcohol

I'll wait till it settles down then head out
Besides its 10am

OWARI DAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

i may have to sell a couple of things just so i can hang onto this bad boy, or maybe not

...

sos ur dick fgt

Nah not over 100 yuribux for the time being,

what are you black

I tend to do frame-by-frame so I get really impatient and take breaks that I forget were breaks and then I just stop.

Well done.

Its done ?

Not yet

i kno that feel

No

I just take care of my clothes and shoes cause I like to appear somewhat presentable even though I'm a degenerate

But you post the same 3 gifs over and over again lol

WE COME FACE TO FACE

soundcloud.com/cyberchasee/oh-mannn

prove it fgt

i mean i dont want to sell it, but its a £250 hole in my pocket i didnt anticipate, so either this has to go back on ebay or my other model ms plus perhaps some other shit has to.

what have you capped?

Ouu that is tempting

Let's stick together all the time?

:s

bones chan

Japanese?

In case anyone missed the guide:

more like a sissy LoL

You know you wanna take japanese you fucking weeaboo piece of shit

do it

oh lol

why did you get one then?

Hey mom guess what its 420 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

it was the first time id seen one available below £500

Of course :3

You really think I should?

Sell 499

Knew it.

I've heard that it's cursed, and you can't even give it away... It'll eat the soul of its owner.

who

You're the cute sissy here Tokai

Yeah man, you already know weeb phrases so why not actually learn the rest of it?

you should know enough from weebshit to start at atleast intermediate

Fuuuuck it's booked already
I got on the waiting list though

i think i may struggle to sell it like that tbh

die joe boo Dough she oh yamate kuu des sai go men sai desu chan suu goy

I posted on mlpchan's Holla Forums and friends thread and then on ponychan's version of that after the two sites merged.

That said I was missing from that community directly from like, late 2011 to 2014-5 or so?

tbh I don't and haven't given a shit about the horses for ages, it's just a specific sub-community I've been attached to

Lmao
You got it Luka

i like ur pic a lot.

...

I can't wait for the Masamune trap doujins

There are always weebs in beginner Japanese classes
You could even find a shy, greasy weeb chick and like watch anime together with her and do lewd stuff with her!

Oh man so you've been MIA for quite sometime
Why the long leave though?

u might become real japanese anime boy if u do that thingy where you pronounce all their words by doing that weird thing where the can't pronounce the r or l?

she looks cute

damn
I gotta get me agross tomoko weeb chick

...

No way, knowing little phrases/words is totally different from forming whole sentences

Now I just have to wait and hope they email me that a place comes available ;~;

Japanese 1a, Russian 1a and French 1a are all booked up apparantly..

because horses are shit and I was talking to other fags in skype groups for most of that time

cute crepe.

400

hair clips and all~

i think ill try 350, that way after ebay fuck me over a barrel on charges ill have made ~£50 on it

...

:(

That would be nice :3

meow

then again, it is a fucking lovely keyboard

That's like
right on the edge between poor kid and cringe

adorable pic

lets hope someone drops the class

Two of my friends took Japanese in community college and said it's easy at times but it can get difficult
There are also lots of weebs in that class if you do end up taking the class so be warned
At least you'll hopefully make some friends you can watch anime with

lmao sounds pretty reasonable

I didnt know you liked boys

Keep it and treasure it.

That's sad.

i dont

yeah :/
I am feeling more the poor kid but
def kinda cringey with the weeb shit

im fucking tempted, if i can sell the other two model ms to cover the cost of it i will

no you

Sell your body instead

I don't wanna post my dick

These are both boys

i dont think sword would be happy about that

why not?

i will fill the hole in your pocket

with my dick

I don't want people looking at my dick ?

This is a lie

why even live?

Ssssh, it's for a greater cause.

Its not.

>_<
rip

why not?

apparently there are guys on grindr who will actually pay for blowjobs from moderately attractive guys, but nah, no thanks.

You're a lie, slut.

*slurp*

Fucking weebs taking my place :c

I hope they don't recognise me as one of their own. Though if they asked me if I watched anime I can't exactly lie..

More like 7, tbh.

...

Tssk, poor Model M SSK

fatty

I save it for people I actually like.

You're a slut.

More like 3 with an expansion set of four more

poor me

its true, comp sci was a mistake
that said, i may have something lined up in a nearby town that would give me an excuse to actually get some fucking exercise.

but ive already seen your dick, multiple times iirc

Hey I only suck like 6 dicks a night

Nigga calm the fuck down, you're one of them too

lol quit trying to act like youre better than them

LOL

god Im hording pics from /a/ again

Someone save my HDD

Also loli best dragon

More accurate.

I should go to A and see what pics people have of her.

Or just go to Pixiv.

Loli dragon is, in fact, best dragon so far.

why tho

bitch I'm always accurate

ive spent 4 years living like a NEET, and i really fucking like food

Can't I just make money shitposting and watching anime and buying keyboards and playing games

That statement begs to differ.

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/a/ doesn't seem to fond of vampire-chan

Am not.

this tbbqh

She's literally best girl though?

:|

When have I ever been wrong?

owh

is this good anime

Yeah but i'm not gonna post it in the thread.

such a low number

Yea

it is not a good feel
i was 10.5 st before uni, now ive gained 4 st

why not?

That time that you said you're always accurate, for one.

see

what is that in kg

:3 is cute

:3 is cute

Posting from scootland

Wew that cosplayer is nice. lol

Well why don't you post pictures of yourself in your outfits in the threads?

66.7, 90
14.5 st was a bit of an overestimate

I'm glad you understand

You forgot doing lewd things to cute fags over the internet though

I'm sorry we can't all be hypersluts like you

ive only ever worn one, and it doesnt fit me as well as id like

What?

That's the unpaid part the newbie needs to do to earn his or her stripes.

Shut up weeb

/a/ doesnt seem to have any Demi-chan threads atm

Yeah, I saw that garbage earlier

whoops, sorry

Oh, okay.
Probably not enough fanservice for them.

Your webms don't even have sound.

The maid outfit ?

Ayyy :D

yup

I'm like ~60 kg right now.
still a bit too light

but my bmi went from 16 to 17 so im gaining.

GZ.
I think.

im hoping heavy weights and a job will save me from this hell

Still has my approval.

just getting up and moving helps anyhow.
go jogging or something.

its gotten worse since i took those pics

Exalts have a 0.001% drop chance from any mob :3

Oh, no, 0.055%

I come from simple lands that have only recently recieved your sound memes

internet party irl

Usually there are a bunch of active threads when a new episode comes out, I'll be sure to save pics or webms of her if I see any

I think /a/ isn't too fond of monster girls lol

tell casper I like yung lean

Why's the floor such a mess?

OH FUCK

THAT'S SO DOPE

TELL EVERYONE I SAID HI

lol he said yung lean is the worst of the worst

party

responses range from "hi"s to devil rock hand sign things

it looks as depressing as it sounds

What happened to it ?

It makes everything better

watch this

OH SHIT 2 MORE W-2s AND I CAN FILE MY TAXES

my waist size went up an inch

you just lost your invite sir

kek

Ya guys doing durgs? :3

LOL stop eating

CALL

VÄL KNULLA DU

SAD BOYS SAD BOYS

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come if you want tbh, but it slowly starts dispersing in like 4 days

Internet party up in this

the last time i tried that approach i was too weak to get a fucking washing machine safely down a flight of stairs

I'm sure you could lose it if you tried.

You're a nigger.

yeah fam we doing mad weed and poppers and we lookin to expand

not a chance i can make it, ive got an assignment due i need in order to graduate at all, and im already in late submission territory

I guess but I just don't see how fun a party is if you can barely walk without stepping on something.... Either way, hope it's fun still!

You have a 100% drop chance from...
uh...
...

I had something, but I lost it.

Sankyuu.

Tbh, I'm not fond of the porny fanservice they're almost always presented with.

Chomuske best girl

Nigger that's too heavy for anyone especially down stairs

Nice, nice
Have fun you guys
Wish I could join you guys lol

Ayyyyyyy

Because monster girls have become normie shit

cleaning is for afterwards

I just
pulled it off some random thread with dancing animu girls

See I'm too busy listening to other weeb music to listen to your weeb music

problem is cardio once in a while, unless im doing something stupid tough and time consuming like a good 50 miles of cycling, is more or less useless. cardio needs to be daily to have any effect, and weight lifting is a long term thing.

Do you guys actually have food this time?

we need more komekko

me and my dad were taking care of the cunt, i had only to keep the thing up in the air while he backed up down the stairs, but no chance, i was too weak.

Good thing Im a normie

Yeah
Mad food

Shit, Erin's name is still longer than mine.

Guys I need more foresty titles.

gimme sauce on dat song plz

Darude - Sandstorm

I was going to laugh my ass off if they couldn't feed you like the last guest and you blew money on drugs instead.

listen to edgy music instead.

Are you to busy to star now or just don't feel like it ?

Less the cleanliness part, more where the mess is. Tables and all work better for most things.

get a grip qt, fuck

wasting your present and future at once, god damn

it sounds you are not really familliar with how parties go mang

but it's fun yeah :)

do it

Im sure it'll be fine fam

Maybe I'll order you a pizza as long as Erin can't have any.

God damn Canadian horsefuckers trying to tell me how to live my life

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

See I could
But this is great, I missed it the first time because somebody was trying to lewd me up and I was too drunk to decline, and it keeps playing inbetween songs

Erin confirmed for tableless

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did you know soto is pretty fat

Implying being drunk had anything to do with it.

fix ur life m8

Who is this Canadian pone anyway?

its more that at some point real life is going to intervene and im just not going to do any for a good couple of weeks or so, and then itll be hard to keep up with it. if i have an actual reason to do it, itll happen, every day, without fail.

take a fucking look at this shit, this is what ive got to fix before i can even begin on the actual fucking project, and now ive hit a new issue with literal minutes passing before the GUI updates to reflect agent logic

fatty mcfat mexican fat

Everybody get up it's time to slam now We got a real jam goin' down Welcome to the Space Jam Here's your chance do your dance at the Space Jam Alright Come on and slam and welcome to the jam Come on and slam if you want to jam Party people in the house lets go It's your boy "Jayski" a'ight so Pass that thing and watch me flex Behind my back, you know what's next To the jam, all in your face Wassup, just feel the bass Drop it, rock it, down the room Shake it, quake it, space KABOOM Just work that body, work that body Make sure you don't hurt nobody Get wild and lose your mind Take this thing into over-time Hey DJ, TURN IT UP QCD, goin' burn it up C'mon y'all get on the floor So hey, let's go a'ight Everybody get up it's time to slam now We got a real jam goin' down Welcome to the Space Jam Here's your chance do your dance at the Space Jam Alright Wave your hands in the air if you feel fine We're gonna take it into overtime Welcome to the Space Jam Here's your chance, do your dance at the Space Jam Alright C'mon it's time to get hyped say hoop there it is C'mon all the fellas say hoop there it is C'mon one time for the ladies say hoop there it is Now all the fellas say hoop there it is C'mon and run, baby run C'mon, c'mon, do it, run baby run Yeah, you want a hoop so shoot, baby shoot C'mon and slam, and welcome to the jam C'mon and slam, if you want to jam C'mon and slam, and welcome to the jam C'mon and slam, if you want to jam Slam, Bam, Thank you ma'am Get on the floor and jam It's the QCD on the microphone Girl you got me in the zone C'mon, c'mon and start the game Break it down, tell me your name We the team, I'm the coach Let's dance all night from coast to coast Just slide, from left to right Just slide, yourself the night QCD, drop the base 3-point-1 all in your face Jam on it, let's have some fun Jam on it, One on One You run the hole and I run the "D" So c'mon baby just jam for me Everybody get up it's time to slam now We got a real jam goin' down Welcome to the Space Jam Here's your chance do your dance at the Space Jam Alright Wave your hands in the air if you feel fine We're gonna take it into overtime Welcome to the Space Jam Here's your chance, do your dance at the Space Jam Alright Hey ladies "Yah" Y'all ready stop "NO!" Y'all want to know why "Why?" 'Cause it's a Slam Jam Fellas "Yah" Y'all ready to stop "No!" Y'all want to know why? "Why?" It's time to slam now Everybody get up it's time to slam now We got a real jam goin' down Welcome to the Space Jam Here's your chance do your dance at the Space Jam Alright Wave your hands in the air if you feel fine We're gonna take it into overtime Welcome to the Space Jam Here's your chance, do your dance at the Space Jam Alright C'mon, everybody say, nah nah nah nah nah C'mon, C'mon let me hear you say, hey ey ey o C'mon, C'mon everybody, nah nah nah nah nah Just take the time to say hey ey ey o1 Check it out, check it out, y'all ready for this? You know it Nah, y'all ain't ready, y'all ready for this? You know it C'mon check it out, y'all ready to jam? You know it Nah, I, I don't think so, y'all ready to jam? You know it C'mon

I mean
Were I sober I could have declined
Were I sober I also wouldn't have been streams of new years celebrations at japanese otaku nightclubs anyway

fug
that was meant to be canadia

The struggle is real.

Wait, I told you yesterday didn't I?

And welcome to japan

don't let yourself get fat though.

...

We spoke yesterday, but I don't think I asked who you are.

How fast can you chug a beer Babs?

T R I G G E R E D

wow way to go m8

You could have but you wouldn't have.

never fucking again
the day i cant fit into a size medium shirt is the day i drop everything im doing and join the fucking army or something

*unzips dick*

didn't read

*anally ravages all of you, regardless of gender*

warnerbros.com/archive/spacejam/movie/jam.htm

fatso

Did you used to be fat?

I've only ever know you as skinny.

well fuck you too
enjoy your degenerate weeb party and awful scottish food

Please check out my tumblr:

ohyeahiseeitnow.tumblr.com/

It's not very long, and it explains most of what I was up to. I also think it's kinda funny.

once upon a time

the day i decide i need size 36 jeans is the day i force my fat ass out on the bike for hour long rides

138 ain't too fat

I'm pretty sure you weigh way less than me though
Then again i think you're shorter than me

That site is horrendously designed to a degree where I actually feel offended.

Really? I thought you did, I'm sorry. Well, a few people did at the very least! I am Spoilers.

I have never timed myself but pretty quickly, also my name's not Babs, Sots.

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Seems a lot easier to just prevent that.

balloon belly

They told me this was a useless build... They were so wrong.

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Stone Arrow was the best.

aaa