Contrived drama op

Elijah Edwards
Elijah Edwards

contrived drama op

Other urls found in this thread:

twitch.tv/c00000000y
everything2.com/title/The Ineffable Plan

Nathaniel Walker
Nathaniel Walker

I doubt she'd get that offended if you were staying chaste and not calling her a loli.

Tyler Thompson
Tyler Thompson

I just remember reading your logs with nymph back in the days and laughing my ass off

That shit was some original content alright

Fucking shimapan and everything lmao
Man that was quite some time ago, huh?

Some are

like always sunny

Xavier Watson
Xavier Watson

I am stick

Logan Howard
Logan Howard

I got a job.

Grayson Williams
Grayson Williams

like always sunny

this. always sunny is best anime.

Michael Ortiz
Michael Ortiz

good job cupcake

David James
David James

As a prostitution?

Brayden Wilson
Brayden Wilson

always boipussy
u did it

good jeb

Joseph Miller
Joseph Miller

I'm a loli

yatta ^w^

Leo Howard
Leo Howard

thanks soto-kun~

scanning job like my last thing. super flexible hours, really nice people, casual as fuck workplace. pretty much a dreamjob.

YOU ALREADY SAID THIS SQUIDDY FUCK

thanks emma

Brandon Allen
Brandon Allen

Congratulations!

*pat loli*

Jack Jones
Jack Jones

ignored

fucking bully the dumpy emo potato day i see
how dare you

Charles Sanders
Charles Sanders

thanks emily~

Oliver Reed
Oliver Reed

Yeah but the other time was more sincere and this way I get more (you)'s

Liam Phillips
Liam Phillips

sorry I totally thought I had replied ;-;

are you sad about my good news?

William Robinson
William Robinson

pretty much a dreamjob

Nice nice, gonna make that bank :3

*tap loli*

Angel Thompson
Angel Thompson

Have you been watching the newest season?

Oh come on, we all do embarrassing things when we were younger

ALWAYS

But i thought you had a fucking job you nigger
I knew you were lying to me

Maybe if you had more piercings I'd reply to you

Jaxson Gomez
Jaxson Gomez

I dare a lot, little one!

Adam Williams
Adam Williams

no im very happy for you

Andrew Green
Andrew Green

gros. ur gros.

oh it's not like it pays that much but anything more than the nothing I get now is pretty sweet. I barely ever buy anything anyway so I'll just try and save a bunch. hopefully get enough to take a trip to canada soon, at least help pay for it anyway

Jace Hill
Jace Hill

Well done! Great moves! Proud of you!
Feels best when working.
**perhaps mon-vanilla rust is your/our best option heh*

Aaron Martinez
Aaron Martinez

that image does not convey that reaction

I've watched a couple of season 11. is the current one 12? I need to play catch up. I typically wait for them to be on netflix so I'm always about one season behind.

no, I have been pretty open about the fact that I haven't had a job for like 4 months.

Jose Bailey
Jose Bailey

cup did good

now spend it all on anime figurines

I don't wanna go to jail ;;

Grayson Clark
Grayson Clark

well youre in a mood

Gavin Johnson
Gavin Johnson

i cry when im happy

i dont cry a lot

Zachary Peterson
Zachary Peterson

heh, well I'm sure I'll still have a lot of time for other things. they are okay with my schedule I had at the last job. I typically only work about 6 hours a day because of my back.

no I dun wanna. I'm not some WEEB like you.

Owen Brooks
Owen Brooks

Not really. I'm pretty good. You?

Jaxon Davis
Jaxon Davis

dumpy emo potato

Lmao

Samuel Brooks
Samuel Brooks

I lol'd

Cameron James
Cameron James

Oh? Gonna go visit Luka? :3

Hi it's me your police

I'm not some WEEB like you.

Wyatt Richardson
Wyatt Richardson

wow rude.

Leo Walker
Leo Walker

nah. bamboo tank

what? did you think I was one? HA.

Liam Sullivan
Liam Sullivan

no complaints
;_;

Tyler Long
Tyler Long

bamboo tank

Don't tell me you're going to kiss him and hold hands and other gay stuff.

Wyatt Hernandez
Wyatt Hernandez

Not even a single one? I don't buy it.

Parker Perry
Parker Perry

oh, well then thank you for your genuine enthusiasm at my good news.

Ryder Hall
Ryder Hall

don't worry about it.

Parker Collins
Parker Collins

What
What is gros and why
Always Soto

Hunter Rodriguez
Hunter Rodriguez

Make a porno together.

I just just agreeing that Ikt was a weeb :3

Brayden Bailey
Brayden Bailey

Buy one Emma.

owo is that a seat

Blake Wood
Blake Wood

It's funny when somebody says it about themselves.

That's a yes.

Kayden Stewart
Kayden Stewart

they should hold hands

Henry Allen
Henry Allen

none worth getting into

Julian Anderson
Julian Anderson

Its a great thing.
I think when you aren't working you lose your days.
They all meld together and the days dont last as long.
Not sure if you've felt like that.
Perhaps after this weekend i get serious and make a bigger effort to go places in my current employ.
Canada meet up ay?

Liam Flores
Liam Flores

And then perform oral sex, yes.

Justin Edwards
Justin Edwards

Fair enough. Got plans for today?

Austin Stewart
Austin Stewart

My nuggies have arrived!

Camden Sanchez
Camden Sanchez

Yeah it's on season 12, ep 3 atm

I just torrent that shit every week just like my seasonal anime

What, really? remember back when I'd be like lol you dont have a job and you'd get all pissed and be like "I DO HAVE A JOB" and in my head I was like this nigga doesnt have a job

:stopblankpost:

Also, is that like a topic we don't talk about or something?
2013 were some dark times lmao

:3

Yeah man, shits great

Jack Thompson
Jack Thompson

BEING THIS WRONG

Adrian Walker
Adrian Walker

Cupcake and BT sitting in a tree.

F U C K I N G

First comes love
Then comes marriage

Third comes Cupcake barefoot and pregnant standing on the beach wondering where BT went and why he left, and how she's going to raise their child on his own.

James Baker
James Baker

play kerbal probably

Jason Diaz
Jason Diaz

Yes, please take one.

Anything from when I was Wish :3

Jose Rogers
Jose Rogers

ur gros. because.

no, don't be lewd.

aaah. yeah she sure is LOL

I doubt I could afford her. she's so classy.

that's a none of your business you nosy little shit.

oh yes, I've felt that very hard actually. it's insane. I am definitely ready to get working again.

pfft, I mean if you fly on over there sure why not.

I did have a job at the time that I said I had one, then I lost it in september. I just didn't try to make a big deal out of it in the thread.

Aiden Jones
Aiden Jones

this is a mean thing to say.

Cameron Cruz
Cameron Cruz

SHE's going to raise their child on HIS own

Excellent.

Wyatt Powell
Wyatt Powell

Flay?! To canada?! NANI?!?!?!?

Joshua Allen
Joshua Allen

I got that hacking game thing. The second one. It's meh.

Ryder Torres
Ryder Torres

rin takes my online gender fluidity very literally. frequently using both pronouns for me in the same post.

Chase Ortiz
Chase Ortiz

But you are Wish lmao

Jace Carter
Jace Carter

or walk there?

Ethan King
Ethan King

SOTO STOP BULLYING ME ABOUT MY BOOB SIZE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Xavier Ramirez
Xavier Ramirez

i liked it

couldnt run it at the time though

Lucas Young
Lucas Young

50% of what I say is mean towards someone.

I'll be here all week.

William Peterson
William Peterson

you said you were a big girl pls no prison

*pat*

Matthew Gomez
Matthew Gomez

S-Sorry, sensei...

Did you just assume her gender?

lmao

Oh ok

Kayden Ortiz
Kayden Ortiz

And the next one.

And the one after that.

Jose Moore
Jose Moore

I should attempt to sleep early for once

Eh, seeya tomorrow.

Sebastian Reyes
Sebastian Reyes

I can bike it

Landon Ward
Landon Ward

Why's it a secret

Samuel Wood
Samuel Wood

O
I forgot.
Im herr forevr

Robert Brown
Robert Brown

toedeledokie

David Gray
David Gray

i also call you a she and a he

Blake Price
Blake Price

RRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Adrian Rogers
Adrian Rogers

You take this back you fukkenf aggot

Levi Rodriguez
Levi Rodriguez

Hi its me your police:

Leo Roberts
Leo Roberts

In reality Cup would never want to be a woman.

Tyler Anderson
Tyler Anderson

Oh yeah, I keep forgetting you're "Emma"

What kind of a loser has a dumb four letter name anyways?
lmao fuckin weeb

Did I make fun of your tits though?
I don't even remember lol

Aiden Jenkins
Aiden Jenkins

Also, Cupcake, I only take it literally when it adds to the bit.

Jeremiah Bell
Jeremiah Bell

guero in the pokemon world

you should say nice things to me.

:3

everyone here is a girl so it's a safe bet.

lol what a fag

because it's nothing. we're just gonna hang out. stop being a fag.

yes, as I said, I legitimately don't care what pronouns are used for me online as long as they are real pronouns. so he, she, they. I'm fine with any of them.

this is true.

lol never.

I'll take u literally u scrub

Christian Lopez
Christian Lopez

YES YOU BULLY!

Robert Walker
Robert Walker

May I ask who you are, Doctor?

Brandon Thompson
Brandon Thompson

Cupcake finds vagina physically repulsive

John James
John James

You two could communicate exclusively using the word "lmao"

Jose Hernandez
Jose Hernandez

BECAUSE THEY ARE FUCKING ICKY

Brayden Allen
Brayden Allen

lmao

Justin Edwards
Justin Edwards

tfw

Nolan Brown
Nolan Brown

Test.

Who're you? My gut says "Socks"

Adam Nelson
Adam Nelson

You're a cuck.

Wait, nice, not not nice.

Uhh...

I tolerate you very very well.

Henry Ross
Henry Ross

t-thanks.

Grayson Thompson
Grayson Thompson

Its arby's

Jose Price
Jose Price

100% correct, but I posted the trip for socks to burn off that identity.

Logan Thompson
Logan Thompson

Can't burn off the insanely sick gets tho...

Levi White
Levi White

You're half way there! Now just laugh as well!

Adrian Johnson
Adrian Johnson

gets don't matter on this board, kys.

Juan Anderson
Juan Anderson

I know but its still fun...

Juan Martin
Juan Martin

Oh come on, don't even worry about Mosquito bites are appealing in their own way

I lmao too much sometimes

I hate latinas though

Camden Butler
Camden Butler

tfw this was death note the whole time...

Michael Edwards
Michael Edwards

if i don't say she doesn't have guy privates then it's ok

William Watson
William Watson

Soto
lmao

Something something less fake or whatever.

Shut up, you're a girl!

lmao

Adam Sullivan
Adam Sullivan

ok, here's a replacement.

Nolan Brown
Nolan Brown

Jack, you really need to chill. You're like the only person who hasn't successfully managed to chill yet.

Jordan Reyes
Jordan Reyes

call me a pretty princess.

Blake Taylor
Blake Taylor

You're a prince not a princess.

Kayden Moore
Kayden Moore

call. me. a. pretty. princess.

Justin Rogers
Justin Rogers

Its royalty like cupcake that makes me happy they gunned tsar nicholas and his family down.

Austin Hernandez
Austin Hernandez

you're a pretty princess

Ryan Cruz
Ryan Cruz

no
i wish i had small tits

Samuel Parker
Samuel Parker

Jack and Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water .
Jack fell down and broke his crown,
And Jill came tumbling after

Luke Kelly
Luke Kelly

shut up you

thank you~

Liam Allen
Liam Allen

You're a sub-par prince.

Blake Butler
Blake Butler

Kawaii Ojou-chan~

Christopher Richardson
Christopher Richardson

:3

Mason Lopez
Mason Lopez

'Sup princess?

Bentley Price
Bentley Price

say it not weebspeak.

hate you. filtered.

Landon Baker
Landon Baker

nothing much. in a good mood for once. sup with you?

Eli Gonzalez
Eli Gonzalez

Good, I never want to see you ever again.

Christian Perez
Christian Perez

Wow
Fukken vore much
I forget that furry vore creature
Ew

Oliver Taylor
Oliver Taylor

and you won't. I order you to filter me as well.

Cameron Morgan
Cameron Morgan

Can now?

Adrian Cruz
Adrian Cruz

If this is sub-par then the bar is too high... Feel for ya, cuppers.

Jack James
Jack James

I will immediately pretend to do this.

Jason Adams
Jason Adams

liverpool fags love vore though

Chase Lee
Chase Lee

if i got it again

Brody Gutierrez
Brody Gutierrez

Glad to hear that, just made some thai soba noodles, a bit spicy.

Kevin Davis
Kevin Davis

it not weebspeak.

Connor Williams
Connor Williams

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Adrian Taylor
Adrian Taylor

new phone who dis. I love the name though, great reference.

good. from this post on we will not reply to each other or see each other's posts.

I love spicy. I got some wings and pizza on the way.

say it in english.

Nicholas Wilson
Nicholas Wilson

:3c

Nathan Wright
Nathan Wright

it in english.

Isaiah Nguyen
Isaiah Nguyen

I've never actually had wings, are they good?
It took me 3 days to finish that hangover pizza which I had.

Brayden Peterson
Brayden Peterson

Who's the OP? I have never seen them before.

Jonathan Flores
Jonathan Flores

You refunded it?

Henry Clark
Henry Clark

in english english, not jap english.
hmph. finally looked it up. acceptable.

yeah it always takes me a few days to get through pizza I order.

they are amaaaaaazing. so good. definitely recommend.

Adrian Anderson
Adrian Anderson

sadly

James Torres
James Torres

Shame. But I completely understand.

Julian Sanders
Julian Sanders

Took me 3 days because I felt like puking for 2 days straight.
I'll see if they have them in any place here.

Blake Flores
Blake Flores

hopefully you do. not sure how international wings are. get something spicy.

Christian Wright
Christian Wright

no T H I C C

Ryder Edwards
Ryder Edwards

You told me to say "it in english" and "it not weebspeak".

Were you not satisfied with that, pretty princess?~

William Cruz
William Cruz

I think there's like a few places that have them.
I'm not really a big fan of spicy.

Elijah Bell
Elijah Bell

Trump's America

Anthony Jones
Anthony Jones

I am unsure of that one.

Benjamin Watson
Benjamin Watson

But Wish you are a weeb

Everything you say is weebspeak

Jaxon Lewis
Jaxon Lewis

What is even happening in this thread?

Justin Collins
Justin Collins

こんにちはご主人様、私はケンさんです

Nathan Rivera
Nathan Rivera

Just a reminder:

Angel Bell
Angel Bell

you are deliberately being difficult but you did what I wanted eventually and I just got my pizza so I'll let it slide.

oh, well there's plenty of non spicy types you can get.

Alexander Martinez
Alexander Martinez

Shut up otaku scum

baka gaijin

Pls give pizza

Kayden Ross
Kayden Ross

That's more like down my alley.

Jose Williams
Jose Williams

bbq is really nice.

Nicholas Williams
Nicholas Williams

Guys. I have a confession to make. I am actually a Tactical Response to Online Leaks and Lies officer. As a T.R.O.L.L in the employ of Russia i have seen serious shit.
I couldn't lie any longer. Cyka.

Isaac White
Isaac White

BBQ isn't really all that big here in terms of restaurants etc.

Jaxon Russell
Jaxon Russell

You must flee, comerade. You are no longer safe. Get to Switzerland.

Xavier Baker
Xavier Baker

NANI?!!!!

Ian Kelly
Ian Kelly

Im burning the files.
Glorious day comrade

Leo Jones
Leo Jones

Are they lit?

Ryder Barnes
Ryder Barnes

8 and 9 are both thick

Jaxon Wood
Jaxon Wood

Ty, bb.

Josiah Richardson
Josiah Richardson

💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯👌🏻

Andrew Lee
Andrew Lee

not thicc with two c's

WAS THAT A MOTHER FUCKING JOJO REFERENCE?

Camden Sullivan
Camden Sullivan

Still waters run deep, man.

Adrian Thomas
Adrian Thomas

oh. well that sucks.

Ryan Lee
Ryan Lee

I see that you've purged your FP profile already, scoot. Good work!

John Lee
John Lee

nyan

Thomas Garcia
Thomas Garcia

Look at this slut

Camden Wright
Camden Wright

ATLAS SHRUGGED

Logan Foster
Logan Foster

How old are you

Landon Barnes
Landon Barnes

:3

Easton Gomez
Easton Gomez

Forever 21.

Sebastian Flores
Sebastian Flores

neko

Caleb Reed
Caleb Reed

This is spine-chilling:

"A theoretical scenario that exists at some point in the Foundation's future. The most awful and finite of the K-classes, this scenario not only destroys Earth, all Gods and Powers, and everything else in the multiverse, but also the site this is written on and all of you reading it. It's like Dhalgren gone horribly, impossibly wrong; a fictional disaster so awesome and powerful that it even obliterates the author.

BUT WE REMAIN

Mason Watson
Mason Watson

Yeah, but at least there's a kebab/pizza place in every corner.
Okay, maybe that isn't a good thing, but when you have a hangover..

Leo Flores
Leo Flores

Time to reveal my true identity...

Oliver Sullivan
Oliver Sullivan

sylveon

Connor Morales
Connor Morales

What are you doing?

Christian Powell
Christian Powell

Eight looked up at Ten, his mouth drawn in a grim line. "But you'll go before I do."

Jaxson Garcia
Jaxson Garcia

NAMASTE

Ryder Parker
Ryder Parker

"You're new," he told Ten. "A member of the Council can do anything they wish, but they shouldn't. You had no right to start a project like this. You should have come to the Council first."

Blake Sanchez
Blake Sanchez

:\

Zachary Howard
Zachary Howard

This isnt even my final form

Brody Lee
Brody Lee

*increasingly nervous KGB agent*

Evan Roberts
Evan Roberts

What is wrong, master?

Jordan Ross
Jordan Ross

Brings a tear to my eye. I'm glad some people have found love in this hellish place.

Ryan Fisher
Ryan Fisher

yeah hangovers suck, but I don't usually get them. even last night I got super drunk and woke up just fine.

hey cutie. is cupcake ya know

Kayden Peterson
Kayden Peterson

"They are right," Eight said, in a voice harsh with disuse. "Your project will fail. As it should be." He was silent for a moment. "It's wrong, what we do. Thirteen people, controlling the fate of the Foundation, the fate of all mankind… It's a cruel joke. We shouldn't even exist. None of us deserve to stay on this Council."

Gavin Fisher
Gavin Fisher

NAMASTE

Joshua Jackson
Joshua Jackson

I'm sorry, that was an unsporting move.

Carter Turner
Carter Turner

Don't encourage him.

Liam Ward
Liam Ward

I can't tell you .//.

Joseph Gutierrez
Joseph Gutierrez

People livin' like they ain't got no mamas

:3
Ureshii

Well isn't that the cutest vappy I ever saw

Zachary Baker
Zachary Baker

oh hi <3

Jacob Russell
Jacob Russell

En anglais, s'il vous plait.

Wyatt Scott
Wyatt Scott

twitch.tv/c00000000y
im drawing someone pop in and sayhi

Bentley Collins
Bentley Collins

how ya doin'?

Thomas Scott
Thomas Scott

And that was how I earned my SS rank in Lifemanship.

Tyler Roberts
Tyler Roberts

Qui me rend heureux

Aaron Sullivan
Aaron Sullivan

Ah well, that's a bit odd.

Justin Garcia
Justin Garcia

You were right it does bother me.
Please stop.

Levi Garcia
Levi Garcia

This thread is only big enough for one fishdog.

Adam Russell
Adam Russell

I said English!

Jaxson Edwards
Jaxson Edwards

/me kills both.

Benjamin Powell
Benjamin Powell

I like the pictures now.
also I have you filtered and vice versa.

experienced drinker who knows his limits.
lots of water before bed too.

Christopher Barnes
Christopher Barnes

Solid antithesis, m8.

Jackson Bailey
Jackson Bailey

Sorry, I should have learned my lesson from the ban. I'll slow my roll.

Mason Morris
Mason Morris

Stop this at once.

William Johnson
William Johnson

go ahead and make me.

David Moore
David Moore

I legitimately do not like this, I cannot make you stop but would appreciate it. I will ignore it if you choose to continue.

Alexander Russell
Alexander Russell

Well, yeah, but I usually drink until I don't remember anything, thus no water before bed.

Chase Howard
Chase Howard

everything2.com/title/The Ineffable Plan

Nolan Hill
Nolan Hill

it is very odd to me when people get upset over someone else using pictures they also use. I will stop for now, but I have always and will always do as I please, so you might see me use a picture here or there. keep in mind I would only have the original one I had before if you had not said a word.

I know my limits and know how to get very drunk without blacking out.

Caleb Torres
Caleb Torres

What are you a racist?!

Owen Myers
Owen Myers

There's no such thing as responsible drinking for me.

Chase Barnes
Chase Barnes

The deal was that we'd do this in English. Latin is STRONGLY cautioned against.

Remebmer...
NOLATN

Gabriel Davis
Gabriel Davis

Well, I wouldn't say racist.

Ayden Hill
Ayden Hill

well then don't tell me not to drink next time~

Lincoln Lewis
Lincoln Lewis

Stop drinking so much you alcoholic.

Leo Garcia
Leo Garcia

I refuse. I will be drinking soon.

Michael Myers
Michael Myers

@Jack: "A school for the mentally disabled."

Jackson Hill
Jackson Hill

But you drink everyday.

Andrew Mitchell
Andrew Mitchell

not every day.

Benjamin Sullivan
Benjamin Sullivan

I am very thin skinned when fishdog is involved.

Levi Phillips
Levi Phillips

a lot recently. but not nearly as much as a few months ago.

Brandon Harris
Brandon Harris

I would recommend not letting anyone online know anything that gets to you. it can only cause problems.

James Martin
James Martin

Well, almost.

Adam Rodriguez
Adam Rodriguez

@Jack:

"My roommate was a frog kid."
tfw roommate was a frog kid
FROG KID

Kayden Bennett
Kayden Bennett

and a get whore

Alexander Johnson
Alexander Johnson

no, not really. this week has been a rare exception honestly. over the last two months or so I have only drank like twice a week. and I'm only at like 3 times this week, but I am planning to drink tonight. gonna drink a lot leading up to the new job probably because after I start I'll go back to probably only on weekends.

Liam Edwards
Liam Edwards

On this topic.
Don't tell anyone, but I actually got a little tilted when Emily was posting Vamp-chan to bother me. :x

Gabriel Rodriguez
Gabriel Rodriguez

yeah I'll never understand this. I don't care if anyone saves anything I post, and I even freely give away folders to people who ask for them.

Jordan Reed
Jordan Reed

Ah well, glad to hear that you're fixing it somehow then.

Nolan Reed
Nolan Reed

Normally I don't care, and I don't really understand it myself.

It just bothered me for some reason I can't really identify.

Ayden Harris
Ayden Harris

there's nothing to fix. there's nothing wrong with drinking if you're capable of doing it without it causing problems. I am able to drink in moderation, and even drink more than that without problems.

Gabriel Cox
Gabriel Cox

"A PSYCHEDELIC TRIP that spirals into an alien space-time nightmare ... A PINBALL MACHINE possessed by an evil demonic spirit-being ... A PSYCH WARD PATIENT plotting to steal a spaceship and flee to another planet ... A SINISTER CONSPIRACY to enslave mankind in the adult-film industry ... A MYSTICAL REVELATION triggered by a sports-related groin injury ... A STRANGE NEW DRUG that literally rockets users into low-Earth orbit ... A DEMENTED LONER going door to door asking people to sign his petition in support of human extinction ... and other strange scenes that can only be found in the surreal and shadow-haunted world of science-fiction and horror author Fiada Fey."

You said he was dead, Alec! YOU SAID HE WAS DEAD! What is this mortmain bullshit?

Andrew Cruz
Andrew Cruz

I mean I understand that concept of something bothering you without you even really understanding why very very well, but I'll never understand it being over images someone posts.

to each their own though. I don't post your rin folder very much and I'll avoid posting vappy when I see kisskiss around. if I feel like it.

Owen Cook
Owen Cook

45/263

I'm making progress.

Leo Gutierrez
Leo Gutierrez

Does it bother you if I post vamp-chan too?

Isaac James
Isaac James

Rin doesn't bother me, so, like, go ahead.

Jack Foster
Jack Foster

Kind of.

Luis Jackson
Luis Jackson

Fishdog is the only thing I have in life, people infringing on it invalidate my existence.
pls no oppress.

Brody Fisher
Brody Fisher

I just don't really feel like it's morally so good.

Cooper Sullivan
Cooper Sullivan

Ohoho~

Charles Richardson
Charles Richardson

except you have said otherwise. also I have so many folders it's incredibly easy to avoid posting in a way that makes other irrationally upset so I see no reason not to.

see when you say dumbass shit like this it makes me want to post it on purpose.

we could have a discussion about that another time, I'm loading into rust right now. but I gotta say, I very much disagree. as long as the person drinking isn't hurting anyone else, there's nothing morally wrong with drinking a lot.

Dylan Richardson
Dylan Richardson

@Jack: tfw you're the pigeon.

Ryder Fisher
Ryder Fisher

it was a joke

Asher Nguyen
Asher Nguyen

Youmu being raped at swordpoint by you!
Well, soon, at least.

Alexander Rivera
Alexander Rivera

Please stop.

No.
TP said otherwise.

I've constantly said I literally couldn't care less, and if I suggested otherwise it'd mostly just be a concern of confusion.

I distinctly recall telling you to knock yourself out, though.

Zachary Bell
Zachary Bell

Always sunny

Frank is my spirit animal

Jace Perry
Jace Perry

Maybe, I just always feel like it requires some sort of a special occasion, or problems.

Leo Wilson
Leo Wilson

well I would hope so.
I'm guessing my post came off more harsh than I intended, which was supposed to be a harsh level of 0. sorry kisskiss.

I'll keep that in mind!

for normal people. some people just like drinking. I am one of those people.

Luis Edwards
Luis Edwards

That just worries me because you're sometimes pretty depressed.

Jeremiah Taylor
Jeremiah Taylor

I'm drinking because I want something other than water and that's all I have right now.

Plus this root beer is amazing, n'oh muh gawd.

Liam Martin
Liam Martin

O5-8!!rXnJzNgOcA pls respond

Jacob Campbell
Jacob Campbell

tfw cleaning things

Aaron Sanders
Aaron Sanders

In Japanese~

Carson Baker
Carson Baker

It was not harsh, I was just making my stance clear. You can do what you want even if that is posting fishdogs I have the capacity to ignore it.

Joshua Hill
Joshua Hill

what things?

Bentley Mitchell
Bentley Mitchell

We are not your kind of people, Jack. You belong in the garbage.

Liam Ortiz
Liam Ortiz

@ Jack:
You just got DP'd by a Siamese Twins Tornado. Feels awesome, right?

Hunter Watson
Hunter Watson

Would anyone here like to cremate the remains?

Parker Rodriguez
Parker Rodriguez

i return

Lincoln Jenkins
Lincoln Jenkins

Je ne parle pas de Japonais.
Cessez, s'il vous plait.

Dominic Green
Dominic Green

(yamete kudasai)

Ayden Jenkins
Ayden Jenkins

:3

Jace Carter
Jace Carter

The letter we needed was OwUUUUUUUU.

GG, jack_. Good luck, you're fucked. You lost the game of Hangman, and now you're gonna hang.

Jaxon Taylor
Jaxon Taylor

Thank you.

I have been advised that the answer is "yamete kudasai."

So.

Yamete kudasai.

Isaiah White
Isaiah White

Imagine... a game of hangman where you actually get hung when you lose. Sucks when nightmares come to life, right? Once you're on the other side, meet me in the woods. That's when the fun begins.

Charles Wood
Charles Wood

Human child...

Ian Martin
Ian Martin

Your psychic rites are nearly complete, and you are almost out of this liminal state. You can die whenever you wish to complete it.

Kayden Myers
Kayden Myers

Time to get messed up and post in this place that I never post in

How's everyone doing

Blake White
Blake White

don't worry about that. I've had depression my whole life.

drunk overwatch later? :3

don't try and act like a mature rational person here you fucking show off.

Sebastian Cruz
Sebastian Cruz

We just learned that Houdini died to a Suckerpunch by Zack Snyder. I love this anime.

Gavin Parker
Gavin Parker

You have to suck soto off first to be allowed to post here.

Joshua Powell
Joshua Powell

Still haven't killed yourself? You can die in battle, die a saint's death, or die like a faggot. Your choice.

Adam Gonzalez
Adam Gonzalez

LMAO

Asher Jones
Asher Jones

Ah well, not like I can stop you from drinking.

Jason Rodriguez
Jason Rodriguez

I'm about to fucking kill myself.

Gabriel Lee
Gabriel Lee

I have no idea what that means, but it was amusing regardless
Instead I am going to not do that
What is this guy doing here, god

Brayden Brooks
Brayden Brooks

Same.

Tyler Rogers
Tyler Rogers

damn right you can't.

Nathaniel Long
Nathaniel Long

DON'T

Gavin Clark
Gavin Clark

NO EASY BUCKETS

John Murphy
John Murphy

You really like these dates, huh?

Sure~

Adrian Ortiz
Adrian Ortiz

Mean.

William Jackson
William Jackson

Me too.
Goodbye forever.

Jason Young
Jason Young

Remember: if you die in the game, you die in real life.

GG, NO RE

Robert Barnes
Robert Barnes

tfw you accidentally text your boss "nani sore" and she reply "Anta baka!?!?!?"

Christian Collins
Christian Collins

I have heard that you are drinking as well
Is this true

Hudson Butler
Hudson Butler

I know it's weird and unsightly to obsess over an avatar like this but can you please not post her?

Adrian Moore
Adrian Moore

I will cry for all of you who cannot handle "MAXIMUM DIFFICULTY MODE".

Robert Baker
Robert Baker

But que sera sriracha quesarito.

Jason Smith
Jason Smith

Noah Moore
Noah Moore

Mildly annoying since I capped her for the like, one time a month I come in here, but sure whatever

Benjamin Hall
Benjamin Hall

Inhuman centipede. One of the chaos gods.

Evan Martin
Evan Martin

Thank you, and I'm sorry to impose.

Alexander Cook
Alexander Cook

stop calling them that you baka.

awesome. gonna start drinking now. rust is being dicks so we could play whenever.

life is cruel and so am I, my dear.

thought you were rin for a second then I remembered that you capped this as well. yes, I'm about to start.

Ayden Watson
Ayden Watson

Jack, I'm Mindwalker and you're Embryonic. When you die, you will be born.

Parker Scott
Parker Scott

Let's just call this Paradise Lost.

Adrian Hernandez
Adrian Hernandez

Did you see the figurine they're coming out with for her? I have a feeling you'd appreciate it
Hikari is best girl of the season
And nice
I'm working on it right now

Kevin Diaz
Kevin Diaz

Death is an illusion.
Jump from the bridge.
Fly high.

Camden Myers
Camden Myers

I have some pretty amusing memories of you and your inability to handle your liquor.

Cooper Murphy
Cooper Murphy

Hunter Powell
Hunter Powell

Silence is so fucking lmao

Cameron Young
Cameron Young

Let us end this.

Adrian Sanchez
Adrian Sanchez

Yes and I'm going to have to save up money for my first anime figure ever wtf.

Logan Lewis
Logan Lewis

Hey guys just made this new folder

She's a vampire! ^W^

Caleb Johnson
Caleb Johnson

and now you too? goodness.

Tyler Clark
Tyler Clark

Okay.

Aaron Russell
Aaron Russell

I already pre-ordered x)

Cameron Jones
Cameron Jones

I vacuumed my car out

felt good to get all the carpet and seats perfectly clean

Angel Martin
Angel Martin

You shouldn't be.

Ian Gutierrez
Ian Gutierrez

How's it hanging fam?

Caleb Mitchell
Caleb Mitchell

I got a job. start next week. scanning. lots of work to do. flexible hours. good friendly people. know my dad really well, like since 1999. gonna be a good thing.

why not?

Liam Mitchell
Liam Mitchell

As low as any other day.

Benjamin Taylor
Benjamin Taylor

I'll grab a small drink for you then.

Andrew Moore
Andrew Moore

Remember the AyLmao

Jace Richardson
Jace Richardson

Congrats on the job cup

Jayden Foster
Jayden Foster

I am better than that now
Worst you'll get is me passing out in the middle of a conversation
Or being more of a weaboo than normal

I might do the same
Would be my first as well, but she's so cute
Totally not my fault

Anthony Watson
Anthony Watson

Sounds pretty lackluster

Justin Lewis
Justin Lewis

Oh hush, you like it.

I need to tend to a few things then we can start in. Give me maybe an hour?

Austin Morales
Austin Morales

Explains why no ladies want to slob it.

Benjamin Bailey
Benjamin Bailey

Because I don't like it.

Christopher Cook
Christopher Cook

Im literally on the verge of knocking out and taking a nap

Im all comfy wrapped in a blanket lol

Jayden Moore
Jayden Moore

cheers.
say I did good.

maybe you could join overwatch later.

sure sure, take your time, just letting you know I'm available whenever.

no you shush!
hmph.

it was hyperbole. I don't consider myself particularly cruel. just not particularly nice.

Ian Green
Ian Green

Enjoy the blanket space!

Landon Brown
Landon Brown

Don't let me stop you.

Logan Richardson
Logan Richardson

Ah, right, good girl.

I'm proud of you. Get that dosh in.

Kayden Adams
Kayden Adams

Joseph Howard
Joseph Howard

I would be up for it, though I can't speak for my ability while intoxicated

Ryder Morales
Ryder Morales

thaaaank you.

fucking...I totally thought I replied to this, sorry ducky.

thank you very much.

we don't play to win.

Levi Parker
Levi Parker

I still haven't forgiven you for last night.
Now this?
SHAME

Jayden Sanchez
Jayden Sanchez

Nee nee thread

Asher Garcia
Asher Garcia

You did good.

Oliver Allen
Oliver Allen

Thanks fam

Oh you won't I was just trying to trigger Rin by posting this slut

Nathaniel Martin
Nathaniel Martin

Get me one too.

I'll have to reorganize a few of my fairies and amiibos so I can make room too..

Obviously she has to be closest.

Brayden Howard
Brayden Howard

Ah.

Jaxson Brown
Jaxson Brown

Then why did you say that as if it was so?

Grayson Bell
Grayson Bell

omegle has questionable people on it but 10/10 all these years later it's still good

Christopher Wright
Christopher Wright

goodnight scoots

I was very drunk pls forgib

thanks :3

because I am horrible.

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Hudson King
Hudson King

wobbuffet uses destiny bond
lizard poison misses
wobbufet uses mirror coat
sceptile uses solar beam
somehow, it hits Zapdos!
Jack's ZAPDOS fainted!
mfw it was probably just really tired and needed a nap.

Somewhere, Solrock continues to spin.

Nicholas Mitchell
Nicholas Mitchell

BORN JUST A LITTLE TOO SLOOOOOWWW
mfw i mean retarded.

Landon Kelly
Landon Kelly

EXPOSITION TIME

Name: Lu-Tze
Race: Human
Age: at least 800 (as given in Thief of Time, maybe even 6000 (The Discworld Companion)
Occupation: Sweeper
Physical appearance: Skinny, bald, generic foreigner, tends to go unnoticed

While many cosmic harmony sort of high-ranking History Monks consider Lu-Tze unenlightened and annoying, and question his status, he is one of the best and most powerful when it comes to operations and training (though he does little of the latter). He's one of the most senior field operatives. He has seen it all, done it all, and still has not lost the interest in the people who make up history as they go along. In Small Gods Lu-Tze changed the path of history for the better, because he thought humanity could do without another war.

It appears he has once started training as a monk, but didn't finish and went on to become a sweeper. Everything he learned, he did while sweeping classrooms.

Lobsang (born jack_) was raised by the Ankh-Morpork Thieves' Guild (Also known as the Assassin's Guild and the "Diamond Dogs" (sic), but was discovered by Soto of the History Monks when Lobsang performed the Stance of the Coyote (personalized time shift, presumably a reference to cartoon character Wile E. Coyote's ability to pause in mid-air, often for comic effect) in order to save his own life after falling from a rooftop, which would have killed him.

In Thief of Time, Lu-Tze is identified by Kaos as one of his "Creatures".

Déjà Fu

A martial art in which the user's limbs move in time as well as space, allowing them to go back in time and punch the opponent repeatedly so that the opponent feels the effects of past blows while standing in front of the apparently motionless Déjà Fu practitioner. Similar tricks can be used to render the opponent's attacks ineffective or otherwise incapacitate him.
It is best described as "the feeling that you have been kicked in the head this way before".
The only known master of Déjà Fu is Lu-Tze. This is one of the reasons that people who do not recognize him are advised to follow Rule One. His mastery of it is whispered about in awe by acolytes and senior, high-level djim ninja monks of time. Even the Dojo Master had to submit to Lu-Tze, as did Lobsang Ludd in his incarnation as Time.

After restoring the world and the flow of time, Lobsang takes over the job as Time so his parents can enjoy some time off. He meets Lu-Tze in a duel who beats him with Deja Fu, finishing his education and making him a fully approved sweeper.

A martial art called Sna-Fu is also mentioned and used by Lobsang in combat with the Auditors, although Lu-Tze does not comment on it. In military slang, snafu is a widely used acronym for Situation Normal - All F***ed Up