Adama Barrow inauguration party

But how can you make dollars if you can't even make sense?!

Excuse me?
You did it first!

Remember when Chitose was never good

FAST

Don't be such a negative Nancy.

No I don't :^)

the plot though

I make sure not to do that too

ur not my real mom

sad face

WHAT DO YOU MEAN AS EXPECTED !?

That not a mistake !

You ARE the corruption !

I would though.

Are you sure?

why does it hurt when you insert stuff into only one of the two holes of the outlet

Mm, Schrödinger

Hey man at least you're not next poster!

That'd be awful

You lyin'

Adama Barrow is the rightful president.

Why does it all have to be so rulefukkd.
how are us none-buff humans supposed to defend ourselves.

There was like one good joke

You're basically begging to get black bagged.

I might just go walk to my friends house

Walking in the rain is honestly one of the best feelings in this world
Especially since its not raining too hard and you dont really need an umbrella

Hey there handsome

PLS NO BULLY

Like those Knotts berry Farm Shortbread cookies with the jelly in the middle, they usually come in a bag or something.
I usually go with almonds or cashews, maybe sunflower seeds.
I don't eat chips while on my computer cause then the mouse and keyboard get all greasy and it triggers me so much

Never had a dishwasher before, but I don't mind handwashing dishes and Im pretty darn good at it so its just clockwork to me

I worry about cleaning too much
I should just wear a maid outfit 24/7

...

Because why should you ahve to?

I know this to be a fact.

That there are degenerates/shitters there :x

Also, that you go there, but if I said both then that's a lil rude

You're one good joke

criminals, gangs etc

It won't happen.

Oh would you look at that, we actually agreed on something

If I ever do peanuts or almonds I put them in a dish tbh.

We do the large pots and pans and such, but most things just do in the dishwasher.

Post picks of you in maidfuku

*am boner*

I'm a bad joke.

It won't? Why the heck not?

Don't exist in Canada, like.
Obviously they mustn't, we're too nice to be criminals or in gangs.

Even though fuck North Bay drivers.

Feminine lady boner

We probably agree on a lot more than you realize.

Sometimes I'll also be contrarian just because it seems fun in the moment.

What did she mean by this ?

I've injected myself with lots of small bags to build up a resistance.

Do like aqua and make your pantsu invisible so pervs can't take a peek at it.

And what would you base that off?

pls bully

Okay
terrorists then, like ISIS etc And Quebec Separatists

Just a reminder that GSC's cave theme was pretty great.

based

Just a reminder that GSC was pretty great*

I became a boner.

That's smart, I'll use a box instead though.

Yes.

Do you really want me to say ?

ISIL doesn't exist in Canada.

And Quebeckers are French.

Just a reminder of 1000000 zubats and golbats and only one pokemon left with 5hp and then this asshole rival appears when you finally reach the end

Does it work yet?

I have said or done nothing that could approach 'extreme'. That would be silly.

Yes.

You're just dirtying more dishes that way!
Be more resourceful lol
Well then again unless I have friends over I do serve snacks out on dishes just so it can look nice

Wow technology and money sure does spoil you lmao

N-No wait I wanna be a gay butler instead
Like the one the fujioshis love

Oh so you're going the tsundere route then

I'm down

I havent been bullying much lately
It feels weird

SHOCKING TALE OF CANADIAN GIRLS SEXUAL ASSAULT BY SYRIAN MIGRANT

*pat* Are you mad at me?

You seem to have been attempting it poorly late at night and drunk regularly.

This actually kinda sparked my interest, there's way less than I expected but still there's some.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terrorism_in_Canada

I really like the Sons of Freedom, what better way for a christian to show faith then bombing something in the nude.

I plead the fifth.

Huh.

Hey man, I don't live in California, we actually have water here.

*is patted*

Nyuu? Oh! Actually, what model keyboard do you have?

The smol or the less smol but still smol one? Smol smol is Anne Pro, smol is QuickFire Rapid-i.

yeah well you're one of those shitters too you know

Smol kezbnoard for tiny azn hands

I'll be right at home.

Well almost no one knows you here so I guess you can say that.

It's funny that it's not really Muslims who are the most dangerous when it comes down to terror attacks in Europe.
It's the Irish.

I like to read up on conflicts.

Exactly.
Ergo, there's nobody that can prove my homosexuality.

It makes it appear bigger.

That's the reason why the drink Irish Car Bomb exists.

*sigh* 8th grade...

like your dick fufufu~

Damn man, I wish I was good at it

It's not even about the water cause I always leave the water running lol
You're just saving yourself so much more time

I must need like 4 hands to jack off dude

k-keyboard

so when are you gonna get a wife and kids then ?

ufufufu~

Well I mean...

I'm not male :^)

Not as delicious as this Hot Fruit Loop Spaghettioh ramen dog

brrrrb
finally food

Kinda weird that say that even though they triple check your HIV result in the blood test

taking pills to make you a mutant doesn't make you a girl retard

That's the one, I just liked the look of it :3

Except the box will be upside down and full of water.

All that time could be spend watching more anime

DO YOU

NOT KNOW

WHAT DORITO FACE MEANS

ARE YOU THIS RETARDED

don't gay lewd my dick

Pok3r is also nice and smol! You looking for one?

Much too late for that

owo

fuck toronto

FUCK THE FLQ

keyboard goop

I'm Immune to water though.

...

it's mine

Hope ikt gets gook aids and perishes

Not really for right now or anything.

But I do want something better looking than my current keyboard. Not smol though, I'm fine with tenkey

It's frozen dry water though.

neru stop

You cis scum he's an ogre not a mutant

I literally used to think like that man, those were dark days
Back when I'd go run an errand for my older sis or grandma and in my head I'd be like "Fuck, I could've been on episode 7 by now"

Talk about autism man haha

Quit stealing my "Whats up buttercup" phrase

Taste it

Too bad you shiiiiter

I'm not sure being straight necessitates marrying myself off for the sake of it

Now I'm kinda scared but also thinking about anal so it evens out

O-Oh, y-yeah.. Who would ever be that autistic haha

You-gara need to have kids or else your grandparents will kill themselves.

Only one is still alive and she already has a gay son.

What do you have?

I'm not surprised you have a weird gay uncle.

Just because he's an uncle and gay doesn't make him weird.

He's kinda weird though. Just kinda.

Did he molest you ?

Das 4

Teach me how to bully Squid-senpai

I'm still surprised I managed to still have a decent social life even after being such a weeb when I was younger

You know, it's kinda fucked up that is the first thing anybody thinks of you if they discover you are gay and your siblings had children.

What age do you mean?

Stereotypes are somewhat based on truths.

Logic seems like a pretty cool guy

no

I would be lazy

You'd stereotypically be a butt slut.

Uhh, it got bad when I was 17 and 18, like bad bad

Das nice

Ohh, I dig. I thought you meant like 13-14.

Thankfully I haven't let my autism get bad.

Das ugly

I have this in pink.

fantasticvibes.com/product/fun-factory-tiger-black-line-vibrator

Gay

Its not gay because its pink and that makes it female.

quit stealing all the white "women"

The CoolerMaster Masterkeys Pro L/S are nice and simple

Why do you hate me?

Gay.

You're also American.
You'd stereotypically be 200 kilos and barely capable of stringing together two sentences.

Fucking lazy piece of shit
I bet you're fat irl

Nah nigga, that's like before I became a weeaboo faggot
Like back when I went to school in Guatemala

Shut up you cuck
I'll bang Guero and make you watch

But what's the point if it's not a custom korea

Wait, actually?

NO!!!!!!!!!

So then you drink all day and no one can understand anything you say.

These all seem correct to me.

I made Goggles say this line once.

youtube.com/watch?v=01NHcTM5IA4

Only massive nerds build their own things.

It is not as funny because he does not have much of an accent.

Shit I can't argue with that logic. How could I ever stay thin without using bullying to burn off all those calories?

I don't drink often and my accent is relatively thin because I've talked to foreigners on the internet so much.

Also come on, even thick aussie accents aren't usually hard to understand.

I thought it was funny.

Pretty hupe for power rangers

Did he put on the accent for it or did he just say it?

Yeah dude, like don't you know the whole story of me going to school out there for like 5 years

And here's the best part
I didn't know how to speak Spanish

Buy your bf a new desk

Nigga needs one

Thanks to bullying I now weight 138 lbs/62.6kgs

Its quite the workout

You're a massive nerd!

I thought it was all memes.

Fucking lmao

He just said it in a very reluctant tone.

It just sounds silly

aha like everything else

Unless he wants something.

I do noy hate youuuu

Try the bullying challenge and lose weight today?

No you

Does this mean I gotta build one?

You don't even know what I sound like faggot.

Hmm, he never asked me for anything while in voice, I guess.

Yet you torture me with goopy keyboard memories.

Didn't you say you were going to?

To bad he hates me now :(

You're American.
Americans saying things is always funny because they think they're people.

Fug

Nah man, this actually happened.

I started like 7th grade not knowing any Spanish and it fucking sucked so hard at first but I learned so quickly, I was speaking fluently like 8 months in. Then again living in a place where almost no one speaks English will do that to a nigga.

You don't really watch anime do you?

If I get 18 Gateron red switches I will

Oh boy now I get to walk 3 miles and it's cold as shit

God damn, what's MAGA in Spanish?

Why not clears?

Says the person who lives on prison island.

This is why you're fat as shit

3 miles is nothing

Why clears? What's different?

so many pastries

It's not the distance it's the cold

35g instead of 45g

I dunno, I've watched enough

Haven't watched much in a while though

I'm excluded, my family all came from the rich immigrants exploiting the criminals.

That or the irish, but they don't count, they're irish.

oooh, i'll consider

nice, thanks :3

Is the goopy keyboard the reason you were bad at SC?

Doesn't change your island.

Yuss, is probably fast :3

Haz America Grandioso Otra Vez?
Some shit like that

You know what trips me out though school out there is alot similar to Japans
The school uniforms and everything man
Like I could actually relate to anime cause I've experienced panty shots irl as a koukousei

Once your body starts walking you wont feel cold anymore lol

lol so what do you do for fun then?

I'll change your island m8

Hmmmh! I'll adjust my order.

Did you get your things yet?

Thanks but i'm already making it great again.

Fuck, Marry, Kill

This meme will never get old

>Fuck: all three
>Marry: all three
>Kill: all three

kill marry fuck

Hold the hands of all three

I live in the void retard, look at my flag.

Yeah, but Japanese girls > Spanish girls

They've been on hold by customs for fucking ever dude ;;

Oh shit sorry senpai

Get that shit good again

TO JAIL WITH YOU

The Americans now think you're a Canadian terrorist buying these terrorist tools to overthrow God Emperor Trump.

I demand to be called "Master senpai daddy"

Wait, I'm not?

...

subtle this is so immodest

wait don't kill me

I'm still cold and now I need to piss

FUCK

I'm so sorry you had to read that

Yes ?

You only have 2 hands

That works too

Darkness would probs enjoy dying tbh

Yeah, that is true

Still though Guatemalan chicks have their charm
I kinda sorta got beat up by like one of then in 8th grade
She like apologized a week later and we sorta started going out
Funny shit man

Start running boi

no, running makes it worse

Tomorrow America will be great again

INHALES

BOI

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME

No

The heck ? why not ?

wait don't call the cops

Dude wtf, you went out with some chick from Guatemala?

when I was a freshman in high school one of my teachers told me he read a study that said that the last time america was this politically divided it was the civil war

and now we're here

memewar2017

help I think I accidentally sorta committed to buying a keyboard case

I cannot think of any possible reason for this.

I guess it's just a whim.

MEMEWAR2017

CONFIRMED

...

Ficking ricer

WELCOME TO THE RICE FIELDS

FURANKU-SAMA~

I think it's genetic

do you think so

Just do it and say its ironic.

No one will know its secretly not ironic.

When are you buying an osu tablet with a weeb cover

I want to listen Eurobeat in the car but I don't have cd burner

I think so.

Wait do you have a weeb osu tablet?

I'd never.

Maybe when I move out.

Probably when I move out.

No, it's just plain

This is why you aren't single digit.

i aint no sugar mama

...

Probably ;;

I do. I am a big supporter of not taking responsibility for one's shortcomings and instead blaming other factors.

Not really

Yeah
We never really did anything
I was a really innocent kid back then man

What? Are you broke AND flat chested?

jesus christ what do you have?

Do you have weeb stuff at all?

Digital doesn't count.

...

Probably a daki with chino

I still win.

I let you win.

Just realized my friend Chovie looks like Fool

Damn, he does

They'll all assume it'd double-ironic though.

I noticed this a very long time ago.

what the FUCK arizona

Shut up Darwin

Pussy

None.

Neru lets you win.

I will not be doing that.

run a game

wow normie skrub

Even I have one Mio.

Why not though?

At least I'm not a WEEB

You're twice the weeb I am!

Then you can never win on anything because no one will ever know how many levels of irony you're on.

they've achieved self awareness

RUN

But you own weeb fig

This is life in the modern era
This is hell

you know I've learned not to think with my dick all the time if I can just shut the door on 2 10s and walk away smiling

yes but

I can't talk my way out of it can I?

Do you care if I blog about this on my facebook?

I think my followers would loooooove this !

You're pretty observant

Are you going to ALA?

Shut up you slut

No you cannot, weeb.

O-Oh, okay.

I'm going to dump your body in a ditch one day

The fuck is that?

WOW please don't dump me >~

I want to play Donkey Kong Country 2 cause Im in that carnival world and those levels are so lit but I also need to watch Masamune and Konosuba

Just to spite you.

Anyone wanna yiff?

I'm gonna be the japanesiest here at this rate

I would rather murr

Its that one anime convention where no one goes for the convention but just for the parties

I am the most japanese

that works too

Wanna yiff?

It was doodoo

そうだね

not with you.

who are you?

I can make that sound but I don't know what it mean soudane

nnnnn

I'm ready

sounds not fun

...

I heard, but then again I sorta saw it coming

What do you do for fun anyways?

nnnnnnnn

It's like "Soda, nee"

Asking your big sister to bring you a nice cold glass of cola.

*murrs you in the murrzone*
phew
hopefully that was as good for you as it was for me.

cease

*nuzzels you warmly*

it was good

do you like my suit ?

Does it have a special hole?

Yeah, it wasn't exactly a huge surprise.

Hope Masamune is good. I still have based Seiren to watch too.

i haven't invested any points in language

Am I your nee-chan?

Yeah, you are.

omg please don't hate me :(

nothing xD

3

High quality suit.

I wanna eat alices asshole out, I bet it tastes like strawberries and ntr

Here, have some cola

Oh yeah Seiren ep 3, right?

I wish a girl acted like a total slut and picked up a weird accent just to start a rumor and tease me

That sniff sniff sceen was nice desu ne too

Oh so you're one of those anti-social type folk

Post the one with the cum in Youmus socks one

do you like my cute ears ?

...

ありがとう～～～～～～

Yes :3

It's going to be good shit.

Oh and I think Kuzu no Honkai 2 was today also

for what reason is your shitposting so dank right now?

What does ntr taste like?

No, those are awful.

Aahh~ How I long to cum al over Youmu's soles and then force her to wear shoes and socks and walk around town as her feet marinate in my semen and her embarrassment grows with the smell (´・ω・`)

Why is ban posting former posters

probably sweat, shame, and secrets

...

どういたしまして～～～

Bored and about to leave

Uh rude ?

Fair enough then

No wonder you have no friends lmao

Oh, it's not even out yet
Damn

I have never seen that shit, is it any good?

I always lose my shit at "as her feet marinate in my semen"

Everytime

Thanks for the approval.

Friends just wanna do stuff.

Stop talking

i miss having a pup.

...

You're welcome fag

ちんこ
まんこ
妹
気持ちいい
ガマンできない
キャア
おしっこ
お尻

It airs on Thursday in Japan but people are slow.

It's probably supposed to be AotS

what are these naughty words

SASUGA MASAMUNE

Kinda feel like his friend is gay for him tho

and Im not talking about this show
lmao

omg he called me a f-fag >~

Is that a boi

I think that's all they are.

Everyone wants him tbhbbq

yo spoilers

I bet you know the kanji by heart.

that's a boi

Sorry all, I went a little bit crazy trying to make vid related real:

I wanna make a folder of this guy though

I feel this guy on a spiritual level

I sorta figured
Sounds like some VN type shit

No wonder why I like it

feels like a girl

its okay master-senpai-daddy-chan you can still pretend to be straight

.////.

that's gay

what's the hentai

All 4 I used there? Yeah

It's anime original though

also, i was never trying to shitpost hard enough to become a mod... that's facepunch stuff best left to the true professionals. May I have the discord info so this doesn't happen again?

Of course Sobo would project onto the otaku pervert.

But soto isnt secret weeb

Whatchu know about originality fam

wow pervweeb

What anime is this shit

I added an extra word onto it that makes me original and funny right?

yeah sure

i'm leaving

:3

Don't tell anyone but Im actually a normie

lol fag

Everything, I'm the only original content poster tbqh

wow ロリＮＥＥＴ

...

later

Are you saying that anime without boipussy is worth watching?

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