Empress

Aaaah
Olde pouting sure looks different from the new ones

i dont like the lewd implication between bottlecaps and major

you should be more scared of him

Because they had to hand draw expressive faces back in the old days... lol
silly jack

each frame... hand drawn
important
and made to show emotion stuffs.

where are you at in the show?

why me? ;~;

I know lad, best girl is from the 90's too
Good times, good times indeed.

holy fuck

26
but i just started and last episode had suggestive music

meant everyone

gal*
who's she?

music is good.

i'm sure he's fine?

it was lewd music

Breaking!
bikers for trump" man exposed!

prove it

he is

huh?

/lick

make me a folder!

/me unbinds Theseius.

I thought I had some unfinished business.

Lina Inverse
Animu is Slayers

10/10 every way

I think Theseius still has me filtered so someone should let him know...

Why is Obama giving Iran a fuck ton of Uranium???

who would you like?

my avatar was a dark lord all along, if that makes things easier to understand.

WYLD CARDZ

Socks4Hands!!005L.eh5HA United States 01/19/17 (Thu) 12:05:43 a12a58 No.1598840
(You)
I think Theseius still has me filtered so someone should let him know...

Thanks bro!

they almost kissed and they where half naked in a dark apartment overlooking the city

aw fuck are we doing fight club again? I'm not trying to reset the credit record! That'd be the job for a chaotic neutral.

044 are my favorite last three digits, fyi...

sacredscribesangelnumbers.blogspot.com/2011/08/angel-number-440.html

im still a dubs whore tho

I did my time
and I want out

she slay stuff?

some lady with long black hair and kewl suits and pretty face.

no

nah

mlp.wikia.com/wiki/Magical_Mystery_Cure

#NOBRAKES

sounds like kuroneko
but she's mine

Welcome to Maximum Fun (tm), boys and girls. My major malfunction is that I know this is all a work of fiction, even my avatar's life. That should explain a lot.

please don't horse at me

what other folders you got?

Where does the three-legged horse live?

4 legs actually

most of them are lolis or traps
iunno if i have any pretty ladies with long black hair

then what is the meaning of lewd to you

Accidentally destroys a city or two while trying to save it

In the unstable!

Wrong story.
pokemon.wikia.com/wiki/Will

04:22:22

show me all the non-loli's?

She was originally known as the Onion Fairy Pokemon in generation II.

naughty

sounds interesting!
and she has pretty long hair
and a sword?

This Pokémon came from the future by crossing over time. It is thought that so long as Celebi appears, a bright and shining future awaits us.

but i have to go get my external for that ;~;

is it not naughty for a half naked man and woman to embrace?

It has the power to travel across time, but it is said to appear only in peaceful times.

THEY GOT IT WRONG

sounds fairly normal to me

...

maximum overlewd?

Squad
gang gang gang

RIP old ded external with mountains of lost folders... ;~;

"mike will made it"

hug?

HELLFYRE CLUB!

Pinche latina caliente.

:|

Fuck a first world problem...

...

I don't even give a fuck about these quads.

it still works
i just have to find it

...

Ty, boys.

do you consider hugging to be oke

brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraat

did u just fart

Once a get whore, always a get whore.

Yo I TOLD Nocan that I was gonna get into contact with him. I didn't have to steal his phone number or nothing I just spammed the network till he picked up.

sock make your post more concise and compiled
okay?

i was trying to do the thing designer does

Which post?

"deadboy_yo_darkboy_yo" Reporting in.

make all of them into one and make sure they have meaning and punch to em!

I'm working on it. It's gonna be a book published to get my Ph. D. That's how I'm gonna give em the D.

o-oh I thought it was the brap meme

It'll take years but we've got all the time in the world, right?

ive run out of things to watch :P
now how will i eat my foods

Go read 3-Upmanship by Stephen Potter. It'll teach you about entirely new kinds of food!

no that sounds stupid

i might, but your words have no meaning

The unsettled situation of being 1-down, the frustrating position of being 2-down, and the devastating sadness of being 3-down. The wry satisfaction of being 1-up, the smug aura of the one who is 2-up, and the impenetrable self-satisfaction of the Lifeperson who has attained the lofty peaks of 3-upship.

I just took a 'selfie'
what do you guys think?

...

...

Enjoy the new pearl necklace, bby.

Gotta be 3-up.

Onision is a cuck

is it buried?

maybe

This should explain a lot about me.

it's somewhere around here

...

Wish I wasn't outta Glenfiddich, but Glenlivet will do. Time to decompress.

d'aww what is kittys name

*purrs*

not sure if my mom named him. He was outside at my aunts and my mom moved 800 miles up here so she dropped it off since she had to leave her others behind.

Did Jimmy even listen to vid related?

inb4 "he wrote it"

what should i do? I feel empty after finishing the show :P

huh?

how long have you had him for?

go fap? read a good book? I STRONGLY recommend The 13 1/2 lives of Captain Bluebear.

She got it a week ago. It's my mom's

i dont do either of those things anymore, and i need to do something that lets me eat my food

Have a nibble on me if its palatable. There's more than anything can ever consume. You'll become part of me if you aren't careful tho...

but im not gay . . .

Honestly, as with any beginning Lifeman, I recommend that you make some fumbling attempts at becoming one-up on someone else. That simple status will allow you to feed off of the one-downness of most others, and it's a self-sustaining situation.

...

watch the movies

mhm
:3

Seriously, we're going to need to make 681 S. R. a real thing where people who have attained SS rank can go to chill.

tired....

Honestly, that's all I'd like aside from the lighthouse, which I'll earn for myself.

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Important Question: Now that he's free and has his soul back, does Eric still feel like blowing me? I'll try anything once...

i don't get it

Any good show needs fanservice.

i can be your eric

that sounds boring
i just finished watching the show and i dont want to continue doing thins related to it

I think this should be the themesong?

PSYCH
its just the ending credits

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think we all very briefly shared a beautiful moment.

Blame the hat for my behavior, please. I ate it, but it did nothing to stop the hat tricks.

If anything, it merely amplified them.

please stop

💞💞💞

Sorry, babe. Precognition is a bitch sometimes.

Just be glad I didn't go full Good Omens and write The Nice and Accurate Prophesies.

Also, I nearly doomed us all by writing the creepypasta to end all creepypastas. I might still do it, because it'll be hilarious.

What do you want to do?

Sucks that JoJo is over...

...

There will be a new one anyway
Wasn't better than first or second season
Not bad but overrated

I already had this lined up...

Dear fuck I'm insufferable

*snuggles*
it ok

We six linkin boyz

This music is successful with a “dying fall”
Now that we talk of dying—
And should I have the right to smile?

Who are the others? I know of two more for sure, but we're trying for 9, right?

idk anything going on in that picture except your inventory is empty
so you must be a noob right

If we still need a CE I know the best in the business.

All my net worth is in the stash ._.

Did he smile his work to see? Did he who made the Lamb make thee?

well your mp is low so you probably did something wrong there right?

:c

youtube.com/watch?v=ohNfC6-GFzU

In PoE you can reserve portions of your mana pool for auras and aura-curses

The answer is:
FUCK YES

And, in the final chaotic good move, I'm getting my own hands back.

Socks4Hands##ZersetzungApophenia

A lot of games have this kind of thing now.

Grindea will reserve a portion of Mana for your summon when you have one.

lefty hand cream sounds lewd

its okay ill just try to find fun in vidya

so is it just a static reduction on your pool?

THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

005's a really crazy one to handle. Be careful out there, agents.

okay :)

I linked
pathofexile.gamepedia.com/Blasphemy_Support
with
pathofexile.gamepedia.com/Flammability
and
pathofexile.gamepedia.com/Temporal_Chains

I think they reserve 35% each

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Someone fix MAL so I can flag Pokemon Generations as completed.

I'm gonna go have some alone time, but I need to explain everything. This was all a poem, not an anime, a book, or a vidya:

Kubla Khan
BY SAMUEL TAYLOR COLERIDGE
==In Xanadu did Kubla Khan
A stately pleasure-dome decree:
Where Alph, the sacred river, ran==
Through caverns measureless to man
Down to a sunless sea.
So twice five miles of fertile ground
With walls and towers were girdled round;
And there were gardens bright with sinuous rills,
Where blossomed many an incense-bearing tree;
And here were forests ancient as the hills,
Enfolding sunny spots of greenery.

==But oh! that deep romantic chasm which slanted
Down the green hill athwart a cedarn cover!
A savage place! as holy and enchanted
As e’er beneath a waning moon was haunted
By woman wailing for her demon-lover!==
And from this chasm, with ceaseless turmoil seething,
As if this earth in fast thick pants were breathing,
A mighty fountain momently was forced:
Amid whose swift half-intermitted burst
Huge fragments vaulted like rebounding hail,
Or chaffy grain beneath the thresher’s flail:
And mid these dancing rocks at once and ever
It flung up momently the sacred river.
Five miles meandering with a mazy motion
Through wood and dale the sacred river ran,
Then reached the caverns measureless to man,
And sank in tumult to a lifeless ocean;
And ’mid this tumult Kubla heard from far
Ancestral voices prophesying war!
The shadow of the dome of pleasure
Floated midway on the waves;
Where was heard the mingled measure
From the fountain and the caves.
It was a miracle of rare device,
A sunny pleasure-dome with caves of ice!

A damsel with a dulcimer
==In a vision once I saw:
It was an Abyssinian maid
And on her dulcimer she played,
Singing of Mount Abora.==
Could I revive within me
Her symphony and song,
To such a deep delight ’twould win me,
That with music loud and long,
I would build that dome in air,
That sunny dome! those caves of ice!
And all who heard should see them there,
And all should cry, Beware! Beware!
His flashing eyes, his floating hair!
Weave a circle round him thrice,
And close your eyes with holy dread
For he on honey-dew hath fed,
And drunk the milk of Paradise.

NAMASTE, EVERYONE(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

Eh, I fucked up a little. Means everything is going perfectly!

(as in: I didn't do it this way last time which didn't work so we're trying it again. My life is like Groundhog Day.)

I feel like melee is really good in that game, especially if you get that cyber sword..

was splatoon ever a thing outside of jp?
i only watched jp streams of it

well its not really something guaranteed. i rarely have fun these days.

at least its not like that one time where they set every entry to have 9001 episode count :P
when they fixed it i had to go back and mark everything as completed

...

I think it's heavily build dependent, ehhe.

I got rid of my dash and put the points into something else instead.

Yes.
Rather large thing too.

...

u should have fun

If hugs are alright then that means vaginas can hug dicks in safety.
And thighs can hug faces.

so i just microwaved chex mix because it was too oily and i wanted to evaporate it. it came out smelling like burnt popcorn. If i eat it will i cancer?

but i barely hear about it

teach me how to acquire fun more easily

play with freinds?

i have no friends :P
i thought that was obvious

The operative word is was.
I'd've played it more than I did if it were available on a portable console, which is a large part of why I'm excited for Squids2.

I have no doubt it still has a fairly large western userbase.

make thred freinds?

i gave up trying to deoil the mix and decided to eat it with chopsticks

did you just combine 3 words?

so its taking the smash bros approach?

idk how to do that

Yes I did.

No it isn't, it's being released on the Switch.

keep posting i guess?

id rather stick to the ds then have to buy a new console

but i want my fun already

You mean get your parents to buy you a new console.

first of all im not a needy child

second of all, i didnt ask for a ds

third, the only thing my parents pay for is internet electricity and the things i need for survival

But you're a literal child and a NEET.

Hey guys@

what about it? i try to make my presence as small as possible

...

Which means you have no income, and therefore can't frivolously spend your own funds.

...

i dont spend any funds usually
and i have a lot of birthday/christmas money saved up. i think theres atleast 500 in stray cash laying around my room

maybe one day...

maybe never

I got another job now.
Who knew weed would actually make me more productive?

Who is that one with the purple eyes?
She's best girl.

Frick you too.

Smarter.. faster... stronger.

I don't know street fighter.

:c

:p

WE CAN REBUILD HIM
WITH COMMONPLACE PLANTS AND CUPS OF TEA

Swear to god, all this time I went on booze and backed the WRONG HORSE

Best girl right here

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This is one ratchet world we live in.

Hello
What's up?

yyyyyep

Will you be my wife?

...

I'm donating plasma today!

n-not because I want money or anything

i-i'm just a good person , r-right?

She's totally doing it for the money.

...

priorities:
1. dick
2. money
3. food

It's insane how apt that seems.

Wifes are for fags

apartment

...

How is this not prostitution again?

Because it's called donating, and you shouldn't be payed for it.

donate the folder

*snuggles sleepily*

folder of what nigger

the lamia, you twat

Well yeah, but this way you get to call people whores for fun.

no it's my ssssssssssssssssnek folder

hand it over

HAVE YOU NO LOYALTY

Fish's autism makes me want to make a Miia folder just to spite her.

:c

I'll just make a better one and give it to everyone else but her

Would certainly upset them. Go for it.

...

What

You have my full support in this endeavor.

I'd rather be a filthy weeab and watch anime or whatever the fuck it is that weeabs do.

....h-hugs ?

please...

I really should beat this...

Hm hm.

Why

sleepy...

it will be grand

You want a hug because you're sleepy.

mmmhmm~
it'll make me happy sleeps. :)

I see.

And that's not what you'd be doing making a snake folder?

hmmm

*watch good anime
My bad.

...

pet yourself to sleep

:c

I like how the names three of the four symbols are literally just their description.

Qing Long is the Azure Dragon of the east, also known as the blue dragon, bluegreen dragon, or green dragon. Qing Long literally just means "Green Dragon".

Bai Hu is the White tiger of the West, and Bai Hu literally just reads "White Tiger."

Zhu Que is the Vermilion Bird of the South, and Zhu Que literally just means "Vermilion Peafowl"

Xuan Wu is the odd one out.
He's a black tortoise entwined with a snake, and Xuan Wu literally means "Black Warrior"

rub rub be warm and sleep

what obsession is it this time

The only consistent one; Mythology.

am sad now

what about the monkey one

why are you sad

Also, bit of fun fact, there are actually Five of the Four Symbols.

Qing Long in the East, Zhu Que in the south, Bai Hu in the west, and Xuan Wu in the north.
But then there's also Xuanlong in the center of the cosmos.

You mean the zodiac?

...

But what does this all mean?

idk what are you talking about

I respectfully withheld from insulting your tastes by calling you a Sayacunt

In a practical sense, or in context?

I mentioned mythology, and you mentioned "the one about the monkey" but that's incredibly vague and gives me nothing to go off of, so I assumed you meant the Chinese Zodiac, since that's the most commonly known monkey in anything like that.

... nini

Rest well.

the goku one

idk why youre sad but good night

:thinking:

You best not be one of those homufags.
You best not

In any sense.

Gn~

Sleep well Luka.

That actually isn't mythology, believe it or not.

The actual journey was a thing that a Buddhist monk did, later on a Novelist wrote an extended account of his pilgrimage, and added bits of folklore and his own imagination.

In short, it's the world's most successful fan novel.

I don't have any strong feelings to any of them.

Then nothing of value, since it's just things I've read and vaguely studied.

In context, it means that the four symbols rule over a cardinal direction (and represent an element), and above even them Huanglong rules the entire cosmos, and embodies the fifth.

That fight though.
Imagine if they went all-out.

Megumin would be having wet dreams for decades.

Oh well, I've just heard the casual stuff of the rivers in China and the dragons being somehow connected.

That's a pretty common one.

I heard the first appointment can take up to 4 hours

also heard I can make up to 100 bucks a week doing this

shieet mayne, 400 a month and all I gotta do is have a needle hooked up to my arm for 2 hours while I play on my phone

I wonder if they have wifi there

maybe I could try streaming games from my main computer to my mom's laptop. don't you need to be on the same wifi network in order to do that though?

via steam, I mean

Hopefully we get to see it ^^

Can't really recall where I heard it from, but oh well.

Yes.

Right?
I also can't wait for the FoW anime S4H mentioned.

What day does HS upload Maid Dragon?

Acceptable.

The monkey is great in the first part of Journey to the West.

**"I'll get you, you conceited baboon. So you don't know who I am? I am the Heavenly General Mighty Miracle, the commander of the vanguard for Heavenly King Li, the Pagoda−bearer. I have come here on the orders of the Jade Emperor to accept your surrender. Take off your armour at once and submit to the mercy of Heaven, or I'll wipe out every animal on the mountain. And if you so much as hint at a refusal, I'll smash you to powder."

"Stop talking so big, you lousy god," retorted the furious Monkey King, "and give that long tongue of yours a rest. I'd just love to kill you with this cudgel of mine, but if I did there'd be no one to deliver my message for me, so I'll spare your life. Hurry back to Heaven and tell that Jade Emperor that he doesn't know how to use a good man. Why did he make me waste my infinite powers on feeding his horses for him? Take a look at what's written on my standard. If he's willing to give me this title officially, I'll call off my troops and let Heaven and Earth continue in peace; but if he refuses I'm coming up to the Hall of Miraculous Mist to knock him off his dragon throne." When the Mighty Miracle God heard this he looked hard and saw that a tall pole had been planted outside the entrance to the cave, on which hung a banner reading GREAT SAGE EQUALING HEAVEN.**

I was curious if using one spoiler for multiple paragraphs would work.

COCK

Literally everywhere.

Dragons in East Asian mythos tend to be water spirits, and just generally rule the seas if not the heavens.

It probably stems from the one about the Dragon's Gate.

It only works for one line, so probably not.

all text modifiers are one "line" only

Sounds like a likely excuse.

To specify.

A line is until you put a return character.

good morning...

Wednesdays

Wish I could time travel there now

Mythology isn't a big thing here.
Probably just from some kid's show like Tao Tao.
Dragon's Gate?

Yeah, it didn't work.Now everyone here who wants to read 16th century Chinese literature has seen spoilers.

Okay snake girl

Why would the Shameless One need an excuse?

ay gurl

explain the stone part

ayyy lmao

"Born of sky and earth, Immortal magically fused,
From the Mountain of Flowers and Fruit, an old monkey am I.
In the cave of the Water-curtain I ply my home-trade;
I found a friend and master, who taught me the Great Secret.
I made myself perfect in many arts of Immortality,
I learned transformations without bound or end.
I tired of the narrow scope afforded by the world of man,
Nothing could content me but to live in the Green Jade Heaven.
Why should Heaven's halls have always one master?
In earthly dynasties king succeeds king.
The strong to the stronger must yield precedence and place,
Hero is he alone who vies with powers supreme."

How u?

Well.
Konosuba is Tuesday, right?
Maid Dragon is Wednesday.
Demi-chan is Saturday.

I need one for the four other days of the week, send help.

Fair enough.

The Dragon's Gate is a spiritual gate atop a waterfall, and if a carp can successfully swim up the waterfall, and through the gate, it'll become a dragon.

If you're referring to the monkey, I haven't read it to.

I want to, though, but Erio's a jerk and spoiled it so I might not.
Not really, I still really want to.

alles gut ja

*smirk

I'd that D.Va so hard in her dragon gate, if you catch my drift.

That just reminded me of the old thing here.
Lohi = Salmon
Käärme = Snake
Lohikäärme = Dragon
Kind of mythology related.

I'd assume a "shameless one" would have more need to hide their shame.

*stomps his hooves majestically

Well, language in general tends to have things like that.
Is there an actual story to it?

Daddy.
You aren't a moose.

Journey to the West is thousands of pages long; I've actually just read this abridged version:

goodreads.com/book/show/6473124-monkey

It's pretty good

Have u been getting dommed by any mistresses lately

What shame?

lol... no one ever gets my references

*le sigh

Just means I'll have reading material for a few months, instead of a week.

I read through all of LotR in a week.

I don't get anything.

i switched to white chicks again, it was weird..

yah there was a thing.

y do u ask

I feel like it's just generally tied to the old Nordic beliefs and mostly because dragons are, well, snakes with wings and fish scales, but then again that might be more so related to Jörmungandr than dragons in general.

Nordic Ouroboros best Ouroboros.

enjoy my sauce... its delicious
vocaroo.com/i/s1nuDOtUofNp

Secret, deeply burried shame

its a little salty and tastes vagely of mushrooms...

Speaking of Norse mythology I'm pretty hype to read Neil Gaiman's Norse coming out soon because I love Gaiman and that mythology has always interested me but I've not found any literature that gives the whole nelly of it.

Yeah I guess there's no reason not to go for it if there isn't other stuff you want to read

You were into niggresses?

And I don't know; just random

That would just be one more thing to overcome through radical transgression as soon as the light of consciousness shines on it.

Reeeeeee

i am/was

idek

They have nice booties

Honestly I forget, I just check nyaa each day

Also idk if I can help with much, sorry ^^'

tru tru
and i DO love me sum booty

tfw you get a rare drop in vidya and you accidentally x out before it registers in your inventory

Or if you just read super quick and have no reading backlog because you go through it in a month anyway.

that's why I've begun picking up longer novels, as opposed to Manga or light novels.

I mostly leave light novels for work breaks now.

QAQ

I still have to finish Gucchimon Rabbit maids.

I'm not absentminded enough to do that.

Alternatively, I don't play games that are so bad that I can accidentally not get my rare drop.

new

I think the best thing mythology ever gave us was some pretty neat symbols, at least on the Nordic and Celtic side.

Haven't heard of that fellow before.
Just expect a lot of grotesque stuff from that, pretty much the same as Finnish mythology, but a bit more hardcore in context of things actually happening for the most part.

I've drank like 4 glasses of milk and now my tummy is upset

I feel that all the tim

I agree, I almost wanted to vomit when she took her bra off. Those bags were in serious overpressure condition, I thought they had rigor mortis for a minute there.

.