Comfy thread

Gavin Scott
Gavin Scott

comfy thread

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Ian White
Ian White

thank god i needed a comfy thread

Landon Gray
Landon Gray

Good idea. I'll make myself some coffee

Henry Lee
Henry Lee

i'm still trying to be friends fyi but its so haaaard to convince the noosphere you arent a threat

Kayden James
Kayden James

Stay warm!

Congratulations, Bardo! ♥

Jonathan Hernandez
Jonathan Hernandez

my sister doesn't really do the fake meat thing. just makes good veggie dishes that I usually like. my favorite was this roasted veggie thing she did with a ton of great stuff that had this great amount of heat from spices...nnng. it was so tasty. I want her to make more.

gros

Cameron Russell
Cameron Russell

What are you talking about?

Elijah Bell
Elijah Bell

Get me one too!

Robert Cooper
Robert Cooper

Ok: I remembered my dream last night for the first time in a while. A poster named socks appeared and began posting while I was asleep. Dream sucked, but I won a Pyrrhic victory and then encountered a witch house.

Jordan Foster
Jordan Foster

#notmyfirstrodeo

Aiden Reed
Aiden Reed

I love witch house

Jose Martin
Jose Martin

Put down the bottle, love.

Ayden Gonzalez
Ayden Gonzalez

sleepy

Joseph Wright
Joseph Wright

Coffee
or sleep!

Jordan Brooks
Jordan Brooks

sober as a gopher

Thomas Jones
Thomas Jones

woffee*

Hudson Howard
Hudson Howard

u like 3 hare my favorite song?

Jaxon Moore
Jaxon Moore

Oh dear, that is disconcerting.

Connor Cook
Connor Cook

gonna opt for #2

Leo Harris
Leo Harris

hmm what is

Asher Ortiz
Asher Ortiz

Would that I could.

I don't know how she survives without real meat. Both she and I were raised on a very meat-heavy diet. I think without the fake meat she'd snap back to a normal omnivorous diet or go crazy.

Not liking coffee

Ur gros

Jonathan Sanders
Jonathan Sanders

i got some meat baby

John Young
John Young

Shut up Darwin!

Go!

Probably for the best anyway, it's almost 10 pm

Wyatt Ward
Wyatt Ward

ok showa

Logan Cox
Logan Cox

EAT MY ASS LOODZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gabriel Wright
Gabriel Wright

HA

Sebastian Garcia
Sebastian Garcia

EAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jace Miller
Jace Miller

yeah I don't understand how anyone survives without meat. it's so fucking delicious.

I dunno man, I just can't enjoy it. I've tried so many times. even with a ton of sugar and cream it's still bad.

William Watson
William Watson

hyyaaaaaaa!!!!

Isaac Robinson
Isaac Robinson

Try the blondest coffee you can get and don't add anything to it except maybe a pinch of hot water.

Isaiah Miller
Isaiah Miller

Kya!

David Jackson
David Jackson

Funyaaa~

Joseph Evans
Joseph Evans

soundcloud.com/radostimoja/loveme

Cooper Murphy
Cooper Murphy

I'm just here to take my place that's apparently written in blood somewhere...

Caleb Gray
Caleb Gray

It's just like the orgasm noises in my Mongolian cartoon porno comics.

Robert Clark
Robert Clark

I just don't like the actual taste of coffee. I've even had some of that starbucks shit that's basically just a milkshake with coffee in it and didn't care for it much, although at least that kind of thing I can drink.

I use energy drinks for my caffeine needs, that's good enough for me. if I don't like something after a few good tries I don't force myself to like it.

Isaac Young
Isaac Young

Nnngha!

Nicholas Adams
Nicholas Adams

i remember this
It's very BIG
it's HUGE

Nathan Cox
Nathan Cox

Ahhnnn...

Oliver Robinson
Oliver Robinson

Nmmmph

Ian Hall
Ian Hall

I've gotten a lot of good erp onamonapia from those.

Michael Nguyen
Michael Nguyen

a-euhh

Ryan Powell
Ryan Powell

Iyaaan.

Adrian Rogers
Adrian Rogers

Ha! You wish!

Nini!

Kevin Thomas
Kevin Thomas

yeah you getting flashbacks again?

Gabriel Parker
Gabriel Parker

I drink a lot more soda than coffee. If I had the willpower I would stop drinking soda completely, but I don't.

onamonapia

David Wilson
David Wilson

Believe it or not all of my sex onomatopoeia come from my stretches.

Tyler Scott
Tyler Scott

hmm i dont know but i have to work bai bai

Lincoln Cooper
Lincoln Cooper

tfw dissociate during sex to ensure maximum pleasure for the other individual

Robert King
Robert King

if I spelled it wrong blame google. that spelling is what came up when I tried typing it best I could and it had the definition and everything. uguuuuu~

I actually have vanilla cokes in my fridge right now and been having one now and then but I barely ever drink soda.

Kayden Parker
Kayden Parker

if in doubt I would like to support this claim

Xavier Kelly
Xavier Kelly

Nobody gaslights me but Brian Fallon.

Daniel Wright
Daniel Wright

I fucked with forces that our eyes can't see, but...

Parker Fisher
Parker Fisher

Neru will suffer from that picture for a long ass tim

Lucas Reyes
Lucas Reyes

She cleaned the keyboard at least.

Hunter Morris
Hunter Morris

She did? How?

Nathan Perry
Nathan Perry

that was honestly hilarious and it made me glad to be here

Landon Wilson
Landon Wilson

No idea, but it took an hour.

Nicholas Sanchez
Nicholas Sanchez

I need to clean my shit and burn some incense

Jason Bell
Jason Bell

Is there new picture?

Joshua Gutierrez
Joshua Gutierrez

baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttttttttlllllllllleeeeeeeee

Alexander Perry
Alexander Perry

Not yet.

Ayden Hughes
Ayden Hughes

I think it's too much bully and I feel bad already

Cooper Jenkins
Cooper Jenkins

How can you have that much apm and have nothing?

She knows it is good natured, I hope.

Robert Lopez
Robert Lopez

How much was it?

Angel Barnes
Angel Barnes

109.

Jeremiah Phillips
Jeremiah Phillips

twitter.com/slimathers_/status/820895243964850176

Aaron Young
Aaron Young

Quality use of blanket.

Hudson Stewart
Hudson Stewart

That took a while.

Austin Thomas
Austin Thomas

Decided to go try out that car exhaust~?

Luis Richardson
Luis Richardson

my stretches sound so sub and girly

Ryan Anderson
Ryan Anderson

No get rid of the pubes.

Jason Brooks
Jason Brooks

Post clean shaven little Emily.

Levi Diaz
Levi Diaz

bump

Zachary Moore
Zachary Moore

Shoulda' put a helmet on my wrench... I swear I go retarded! No matter where I drop, Im'a change the day regardless!

Benjamin Brooks
Benjamin Brooks

Wow lewd no

Jeremiah Powell
Jeremiah Powell

it doesn't help i can't see shit without muh glasses

Chase Moore
Chase Moore

For shame.

Brody Ward
Brody Ward

It is better not to be quite so famous...

Juan Cruz
Juan Cruz

I still do not know how you go that high with all that time supply capped and all those minerals floated.

Caleb Lewis
Caleb Lewis

Lots of control groups

Joshua Young
Joshua Young

By being gold.

Lucas Adams
Lucas Adams

He has NO control groups.

Jack Baker
Jack Baker

Because I am awful.

Christopher Lopez
Christopher Lopez

I'm not ashamed

my stretches are cute

Gabriel Carter
Gabriel Carter

He manually selects each miner and mineral

Elijah Miller
Elijah Miller

Stretches for what, exercise?

Jack Brooks
Jack Brooks

I am probably WORSE than that.

Brood War style.

Isaac Lewis
Isaac Lewis

Brood War ai pathing holy shit

Bentley Anderson
Bentley Anderson

no like yawning and stretching

Jose Sanders
Jose Sanders

Hah.

Thomas Cox
Thomas Cox

If it's anything like it used to be then just being able to use a mouse and keyboard adequately should get you gold.

Idek how Neru got lower than that.

Justin Anderson
Justin Anderson

I definitely do not miss it.

Neru is gold right now, though.

Aaron White
Aaron White

why are you laughing? ,_,

Ian Brooks
Ian Brooks

I find it amusing.

Caleb Robinson
Caleb Robinson

yfw stretch marks from working out
oops

Isn't ranked in sc2 just one big pool of shit right now? Except for the top?
It's just like League

Aiden Smith
Aiden Smith

I remember I lost all of my placements and got plat in SC2

Alexander Wilson
Alexander Wilson

I have avoided ranked until I can feel like I am at least 50% of my full power from 13 years ago.

Zachary Clark
Zachary Clark

Oh.
I remembered her posting an image of Bronze.

Gavin Watson
Gavin Watson

Maybe it was in League's Turkey server.

Ian Thompson
Ian Thompson

If 4gate doesn't work anymore I won't play

Landon Ward
Landon Ward

4gate is DEAD.

Henry Jenkins
Henry Jenkins

I feel so betrayed.
The loli in Tales of Berseria isn't a loli.
sHe's a shota.

Samuel Ward
Samuel Ward

;_________;

Gabriel King
Gabriel King

hmmph!

Andrew Bennett
Andrew Bennett

Yes yes.

Robert Reyes
Robert Reyes

"You'll frequently die because you couldn't pick out the pulsating assassin from the warped playfield floating over the throbbing LSD nightmare that is the background, which makes this game uniquely aggravating."

Easton Phillips
Easton Phillips

you will never 4pool your way to the top
im quitting sc2

Nicholas Wood
Nicholas Wood

That night, Daniel had a series of vivid dreams. In one, he was endowed with the power to jump incredibly long distances, and bounded through the Amazon Rainforest, fleeing a tribe of headhunters. He lost his footing on a mossy branch, and fell into the net of a waiting savage. The tribe tied him up and took him to a strange ceremonial area of their village. One of them produced a long metal object and a hammer, and he felt immense pain as they began to hammer it into his skull.

Daniel woke up in a rush, gasping, relieved to have only been dreaming. As he patted his head to reassure himself, however, he felt a large metal object. He screamed, turned on the lights, and dashed into the bathroom. To his shock and horror, there was a 6” metal antenna sticking out of his head. He tapped it gingerly. There was no pain, but the rod was clearly firmly attached to his skull. “Oh well,” he thought, “If this isn't another of my dreams, it'll still be there tomorrow. It doesn't seem to be much of an issue, and I'm sure a doctor will take care of it straightaway.”

Lucas Stewart
Lucas Stewart

tfw literally a seer

Daniel Evans
Daniel Evans

cya whenever

Blake Ross
Blake Ross

Wait.

Jaxon Cooper
Jaxon Cooper

If you enjoyed this glimpse into my subconscious, you might appreciate reading about the moment when I learned monsters existed. This wasn't a dream, it happened. Skip it if complex vocabulary scares you, because you're absolutely unprepared. Until you can read, you cannot speak or hear.

Camden Fisher
Camden Fisher

so what did you do today old man

drinking?

Brandon Ward
Brandon Ward

GO GET YOUR THING

Dylan Scott
Dylan Scott

Alan Wake me up inside...

Gabriel Richardson
Gabriel Richardson

am eating aha

Austin Sanders
Austin Sanders

Worked, just got back home. Taking antibiotics so can't drink for a time. Knee got infected.

Gabriel Clark
Gabriel Clark

i have a feeling Nezi wishes he was all of the anime girls he posts
just wants to be used like a nice fucktoy in the cute bodies

Daniel Phillips
Daniel Phillips

I'm sharing this with the thread so you can get a better sense of who I am. I'm just a writer who wrote his own nightmares into reality.
reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/3neeya/no_man_is_an_island_a_direct_transcript_of_my/

Luis Russell
Luis Russell

I thought this was over.

Dylan Thompson
Dylan Thompson

It has only just begun.

Jordan King
Jordan King

What'd you get shadowbanned for?

Nathaniel Scott
Nathaniel Scott

I do it unintentionally sometimes. I think I have problems.

Connor Gutierrez
Connor Gutierrez

Unknown. It happened recently.

Carson Perry
Carson Perry

As in, I was trying to find my account to share these stories and it had been deleted...

Jack Murphy
Jack Murphy

Why do you never imitate my typing style?

Charles Howard
Charles Howard

Because I would rather eschew punctuation and coherence than commit the egregious mistake that is the comma splice.

Bentley Bell
Bentley Bell

Jacob Green
Jacob Green

I do like to comma splice.

Andrew Hill
Andrew Hill

Darwin's, attentions, are, the, most, important,.

Zachary Hernandez
Zachary Hernandez

I'm not surprised. I always knew I had a big dick.

William Richardson
William Richardson

Does Darwin ever post here?

Carter Murphy
Carter Murphy

i think he killed himself

Thomas Richardson
Thomas Richardson

maybe you should stop spending so much time on your knees then eh~?

I wish I was that cute

but im not

Justin Lopez
Justin Lopez

Eh, just got twisted a bad way.

Aaron Richardson
Aaron Richardson

In my defense, you kinda walked into that one.

He's here right now.

Jackson Sanchez
Jackson Sanchez

I logged into the shadowbanned account and don't see a single potentially problematic post. I blame that team skull dude with the irony problem.

Luis Cruz
Luis Cruz

Good afternyan

Jaxson Rivera
Jaxson Rivera

why are all of your remi pics so dreadful

Adrian Green
Adrian Green

HE DOES IT ON PURPOSE

Gavin Hill
Gavin Hill

surely people would pay for work to be done

Aaron Gomez
Aaron Gomez

good night

Logan Cooper
Logan Cooper

Nini, Emiri.

Easton Gomez
Easton Gomez

sweetu dreamsaru

Logan Hernandez
Logan Hernandez

Darwin is a myth.

Carter Flores
Carter Flores

It's Ui's folder I think or at least he gave it to me.

Aiden Ramirez
Aiden Ramirez

if my internet wasn't shit i would have one that is far superior

Jacob Cruz
Jacob Cruz

nana

Sebastian Evans
Sebastian Evans

Feel my fury... He really lead me on!

Tyler Long
Tyler Long

Hey man! You seem fairly attuned to this whole situation. Do you have any advice for me?

Anthony Davis
Anthony Davis

I have some iteration if chii's folder too I just don't usually pick out of it because it's one more click to get to.

Gabriel Ross
Gabriel Ross

plus chii is shite so

Andrew Nelson
Andrew Nelson

I don't think I've ever met her.
I will admit my remi folder is not one of my better ones.

Justin Sullivan
Justin Sullivan

i can already see that
touhou folders are the quickest and easiest to make so there's no excuse

Zachary Morris
Zachary Morris

chii might be shit but her folders are grade A

Jayden Kelly
Jayden Kelly

I'm a failure.

Joshua Lopez
Joshua Lopez

Do not talk shit about my waifu Savannah.

Jordan Watson
Jordan Watson

see

Noah Torres
Noah Torres

at least you aren't sci

Kevin Turner
Kevin Turner

COMFORT FOR ALL

Blake Lopez
Blake Lopez

pixiv has some good shit

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Carter Harris
Carter Harris

I'm never comforting anyone again after what happened with Misha.

Ian Ramirez
Ian Ramirez

oh my god go get your thing.
I guess I'll take that little victory.

Julian Evans
Julian Evans

GOD OKAY

Dylan Rodriguez
Dylan Rodriguez

want to help me level up a smurf later?

Camden Mitchell
Camden Mitchell

Hey Sockies, I'm awake now~

Thomas Stewart
Thomas Stewart

I will reward you with my body when you get back.

Owen Smith
Owen Smith

nobody wants it

Kevin Rogers
Kevin Rogers

I wanna give Rin a hickey

Dominic Myers
Dominic Myers

yuh it's how i got most of mine so big
but it's kinda like deviantart for japan so there is a lot of really bad stuff there too

an you chose a 2hu that wasn't shit

Logan Garcia
Logan Garcia

She was thicc though

Wyatt Peterson
Wyatt Peterson

No one asked you grim.

Cameron Roberts
Cameron Roberts

what are you doing?

Carson Hernandez
Carson Hernandez

you will never snuggle your armless shimapan goddess.
Biology homework. Learning abut shells and stuff.

Juan Roberts
Juan Roberts

I wish Ban was gay so we could go out for sushi and drinks then slip some rohypnol in his drink

Josiah Powell
Josiah Powell

Kiss posting that reminded me that we've been Loco free for 11 days.

Andrew Ward
Andrew Ward

People actually liked Rin from KS?

It was all about bacon girl

Isaiah Nelson
Isaiah Nelson

Why not just do it anyway?

>not renaming it to SwedishFish.jpg

Carson Taylor
Carson Taylor

I went for deaf mute because she's so deaf she needed glasses.

Dylan Clark
Dylan Clark

Did he post rin? I never noticed if he did.

Christopher Collins
Christopher Collins

He did.

Jonathan Ortiz
Jonathan Ortiz

So, decision.
Watch Trailer Park Boys, Try and complete Tropico 4 or Play SS13?

Juan Murphy
Juan Murphy

we'll play later
7.5 hours later

Hudson Long
Hudson Long

sounds super exciting

Henry Turner
Henry Turner

ban is gay

Ryder Powell
Ryder Powell

ss13
I am memorizing clam species
it's not super fun

Ryan Hernandez
Ryan Hernandez

I came back with good news though!
Weed and benzos!
They solve everything!

I can't believe I was doing everything wrong till now!

Jayden Collins
Jayden Collins

C-Cause that's illegal Rin!

Besides if I had some liquid g I'd rather take that shit myself and have a good time than use it on some white guy

I gotta admit the chair scene had me all doki doki

Shizune and Lily were aight too

I didn't really like Rin or Emi

Benjamin Nguyen
Benjamin Nguyen

Ty Kissy.
*mwah*

Kevin Thompson
Kevin Thompson

make someone else do it for you

Adrian Myers
Adrian Myers

NO FUCKING WAY

Asher Edwards
Asher Edwards

Shizune is deafmute.

That chair scene was definitely something.

Rin was just pure autism and all of the options said the same thing but had context that wasn't provided that made them different and it was grating as all get out to finish it.

Emi was Eh, and Hisao had chronic the dumbs throughout it.

Elijah Collins
Elijah Collins

It's more effort to do that than to just learn them.
It's an intro level class so nothing in it is too hard.

Dominic Allen
Dominic Allen

I don't get what the joke is, is she distraught over the fact that bloopers are an item in the game, or distraught that she had to use one to get something useful?

Josiah Morgan
Josiah Morgan

You're welcome.

Christian Price
Christian Price

yeh it's true
he tries to hide it but he's not good at it

how long til you're done with that?

Jace Harris
Jace Harris

maybe another half hour, I'm just filling in the note sheet thing at this point.

Daniel Hill
Daniel Hill

Am I the only one here who remembers Mokou?

Word on the street is she has a nice ass.

Ian Collins
Ian Collins

how long have you sprent on it already

Julian Perry
Julian Perry

who?

Benjamin Clark
Benjamin Clark

Ah man, I remember when Katawa Shoujo was a thing
I miss those days

Take me back Rin

I don't really get it either

Lol

Austin Allen
Austin Allen

I think he's still around in places.
Mordin of all people knew him.

Isaiah Young
Isaiah Young

45 mins maybe

Kevin James
Kevin James

last time he was talking to me about what happens to cocks when they go super saiyan

Caleb Rogers
Caleb Rogers

such a long time..

Jack Allen
Jack Allen

And old poster.

If I figure out how.

Huh.

Jason Wright
Jason Wright

He still hangs around random Discords and /vg/, I think.
Haven't talked to him in years.

Bentley Perez
Bentley Perez

School is a pain.

David Powell
David Powell

yes it gets in the way of everything

Josiah Edwards
Josiah Edwards

just gotta get through a few more years then I'm done.

Dylan Turner
Dylan Turner

Done.

Adrian Russell
Adrian Russell

ss13
mah nigga

Lincoln Russell
Lincoln Russell

Talking about me while i'm gone.

Christopher Flores
Christopher Flores

I need to play more SS13.

Joseph Lopez
Joseph Lopez

Are we battling more or no?

Ayden Edwards
Ayden Edwards

who is this creature?

Jose Johnson
Jose Johnson

soto started it

Lincoln Hernandez
Lincoln Hernandez

animus ss13 server when

Parker Rogers
Parker Rogers

Nowhere near enough people

Evan Johnson
Evan Johnson

Sure.
Tsumugi from amama to inazuma
she's a qt

Jose Sanchez
Jose Sanchez

And i'm ending it.

Cooper Moore
Cooper Moore

Meet up with Soto for sushi.
Just make sure to switch yours and his drinks when he's not looking.

Josiah Flores
Josiah Flores

i thought this was a tsuchi joke but then i realized you posted it

Dylan Adams
Dylan Adams

What?

Jayden Johnson
Jayden Johnson

dont drink before 5pm is it? lol who cares when you lose all your money

Joshua Martin
Joshua Martin

see I wish Ban was gay so we could go out for sushi and drinks then slip some rohypnol in his drink

Adam Sanchez
Adam Sanchez

It doesn't look very comfy in here

Tyler Adams
Tyler Adams

McFucking kill yourself.

Chase Scott
Chase Scott

Why would I meet up with someone who wants to drug and rape me ?

Easton Cox
Easton Cox

Is that supposed to be a McDonald's joke?

Eli Gray
Eli Gray

She is
what's that show about?

Elijah Rivera
Elijah Rivera

you can't do that

Ryan Smith
Ryan Smith

I can and am.

Aiden Cruz
Aiden Cruz

To drug rape them back?
That seems obvious
Make it comfy

Tyler Hall
Tyler Hall

nah nigga

Aiden Turner
Aiden Turner

I'm probably the reason for it not being comfy, though

Nolan Fisher
Nolan Fisher

Soto is probably immune to any kind of drug you can give him.

yeah boi

Carter Perez
Carter Perez

Her and her single father learning to cook and deal with life after her mom dying.

Isaiah Lopez
Isaiah Lopez

I have no good reason you should do it.

You could just let him drink his own roofy then drop him off somewhere dangerous.

Sebastian Bell
Sebastian Bell

you guise are rude af

Owen Perez
Owen Perez

Shut up, this is the most civil group of people ever.

John Nelson
John Nelson

Hes mexican though so he would feel right at some.

Brandon Hill
Brandon Hill

Yeah but how often do you think people have been date raping HIM

Ian Wilson
Ian Wilson

I am sorry. ilu :c

Jayden Cook
Jayden Cook

D:

Dylan Nguyen
Dylan Nguyen

Put him in the ghetto Asian or nigger area.
They both equally hate Mexicans.

Cooper Thompson
Cooper Thompson

I mostly just blamed you for shadowbanning me...

Alexander Bailey
Alexander Bailey

Probably no one.

Do they really ?

Asher Howard
Asher Howard

I choose my hosts carefully...

Ryder Parker
Ryder Parker

You did something stupid if I banned you.

Dominic Young
Dominic Young

at what point does anal bleeding become concerning?

Lincoln Stewart
Lincoln Stewart

There's no legitimate reason for the account to have been banned...

Ayden Reyes
Ayden Reyes

It's just the weakness leaving your body.

Gavin Richardson
Gavin Richardson

Whats its name ?

Thomas Smith
Thomas Smith

reddit.com/user/pellaes
I'm not asking for an unban, it's actually more damning to have it stay banned.

Angel Perry
Angel Perry

It'll corroborate a NoSleep story I'm working on quite nicely!

Joshua Morris
Joshua Morris

fuck off sci

Evan King
Evan King

Just PM the admins and they'll unban you + tell you why

Brody Harris
Brody Harris

thinks me sci

John Carter
John Carter

hey

Oliver Evans
Oliver Evans

I'm sorry.
I don't really mean to cause offense.

Cameron Butler
Cameron Butler

I was never actually gonna unban you anyways.

Carson Bailey
Carson Bailey

Exactly, his tolerance is low, this is where you can get him

Parker Gutierrez
Parker Gutierrez

there are ghosts in this shell

Isaac Long
Isaac Long

??????
hi

Ayden Garcia
Ayden Garcia

No hes immune.

haunted eggs

Nathan Brooks
Nathan Brooks

He needs to be banned more often.
And banned from life.

Hunter Morris
Hunter Morris

what do u do when u wake up in a funk kissshot

Andrew Bailey
Andrew Bailey

You never know until you try.

Jeremiah Gonzalez
Jeremiah Gonzalez

Go back to bed and hope I never wake up.
That's most days though.

Nicholas Richardson
Nicholas Richardson

:c

Isaac Gutierrez
Isaac Gutierrez

Idk if euthanasia is a solution

Logan Hall
Logan Hall

hi im back from dinner

Adrian Anderson
Adrian Anderson

i need an adult

Justin Adams
Justin Adams

Wanna go out for sushi and get drinks ?

Liam Edwards
Liam Edwards

Euthanasia is always a solution.

Dylan Williams
Dylan Williams

There isn't one here.

Easton Nguyen
Easton Nguyen

sigh!

Dylan Collins
Dylan Collins

If it's Sci, it's the only solution.

Brandon Flores
Brandon Flores

I'm an adult!

Cooper Thompson
Cooper Thompson

who even are you

Brody Turner
Brody Turner

Socks4Hands isn't Sci.

Ethan Cooper
Ethan Cooper

I'm an adult.

Hunter Clark
Hunter Clark

Merge complete. It's lit!

Charles Johnson
Charles Johnson

...

Jack Flores
Jack Flores

hmm

he's the new fella. whadaya mean

u r probably the only one!

Luke Anderson
Luke Anderson

I do not like him.

Christian Bell
Christian Bell

You never knew... that was his power.

Brody Green
Brody Green

An adult by day and a little girl by night.

Christian Ramirez
Christian Ramirez

Why do you not like me?

Caleb Morris
Caleb Morris

Merge is clearly complete. I'm so glad we managed to come to terms.

Jackson Powell
Jackson Powell

thats kinda dumb imo but okay

Mason Hill
Mason Hill

haha wow thats creepy!

Dominic Sanchez
Dominic Sanchez

Woman's intuition.
yes okay

Aaron Howard
Aaron Howard

They're close enough.

Owen Clark
Owen Clark

I've been so fucking good to everyone I've ever been in a relationship with...

Charles Morales
Charles Morales

do u wanna argue about it?

Lincoln Carter
Lincoln Carter

So you say.
Not particularly.

Colton Garcia
Colton Garcia

Where's your head, Agent Kujan?

Justin Edwards
Justin Edwards

i was talking about hipsters saying vinyl has a warm sound btw.

aw fine...

Christian Turner
Christian Turner

That movie is beyond my years.
I don't particularly like to argue.

Blake Perry
Blake Perry

does it make you upset?

Evan James
Evan James

No, it's just not very fun is all.

Dylan Ward
Dylan Ward

i guess nobody wants to talk to me uguuuu

Jordan Allen
Jordan Allen

what

send nudes

Zachary Jones
Zachary Jones

i~ see

Hudson Rivera
Hudson Rivera

The thing triggering your intuition is my occlumency. It scares me, too.

I’m like a magician
I’ll alter your vision
You see what I want you to see
The truth is a stranger
No doubt I’m a danger
I’m not who I wanna be

Abracadabra
I’ll mystify ya
(Tickle your ears, tickle your ears)
Abracadabra
I’m like a phantom

You don’t want to see who I really am
So I’ll be your perfect specimen
Say the right things that you want to hear
Make sure the real me disappears
Would you love me if you really knew it
Tell me what am I supposed to do
So pick a card, any card
Here comes the switch
When I fool you once fool you twice like a
Hat trick, hat trick, hat trick, trick, trick, trick (x3)
Hat trick, hat trick, hat trick, trick, trick, trick, trick

Now follow me closely
Tell me what do you see
I’m gonna let take a peek
Master Misdirection
I am a deception
I’m not who I wanna be

[Derek Minor's Rap:]
Now don’t we all look perfect from this angle
You see a halo but I’m just Criss Angel
My, my, how we dress up all the mannequins
Praying you’re impressed enough to buy what we are peddling
How many rabbits you have in a hat to pull through
‘Till you find Bugs Bunny it drive you Looney Tunes
Being yourself is hard to do daily
Being somebody else will drive you crazy (crazy)

Joseph Hernandez
Joseph Hernandez

Also post that vampire lolis ass

Adrian Ramirez
Adrian Ramirez

post your ass

Levi Gonzalez
Levi Gonzalez

when grim said he would collect weeb stuff on vinyl and you said you knew people who did that

Carter Ward
Carter Ward

Good work, you performed perfectly!

Xavier Cox
Xavier Cox

Go ahead, I'm bored enough.

Sebastian Miller
Sebastian Miller

You first.

That was like a week ago though.

Robert Lee
Robert Lee

post something cuter

Elijah Collins
Elijah Collins

no

Julian Morris
Julian Morris

<3 <3 <3
What jewel do you want to be?

Cooper Torres
Cooper Torres

i just wanted to clarify

Jeremiah Hernandez
Jeremiah Hernandez

The only avatar I posses that would fit the bill are a few select pictures of Smith.

And no.

Liam Baker
Liam Baker

stop

Adam Stewart
Adam Stewart

Can't stop won't stop.

James Walker
James Walker

but I'm ugly

hello!

how are you today?

why don't you tell me about your job and stuffs

Joseph Martin
Joseph Martin

are we being raided?

Ethan Clark
Ethan Clark

!!!???!!!

Benjamin Thomas
Benjamin Thomas

No, two of us are just having a very special moment and one of us just received an invite to the jewel society.

Kayden Reed
Kayden Reed

I prefer not to let out such specifics of my life in such a degree. I'll limit the description to mitigation type work for residential or commercial buildings that flood/burn down/have mold/ and any other damage.

Luis Robinson
Luis Robinson

t-the chaos emeralds..!

Parker Carter
Parker Carter

but why?

quit it faggot

leave

dying of hunger and boredom
what about you

Carter Sanders
Carter Sanders

cuter

Noah Perry
Noah Perry

Nice.

Kayden Gray
Kayden Gray

Because I don't save many pictures of cute things.

Brody Allen
Brody Allen

Ok, you clearly aren't interested in pink diamond. Which jewel would you like? This one and clear [I think] are taken.

Isaac Long
Isaac Long

If I close my eyes my dick won't know.

Noah Lee
Noah Lee

Remove cigarette, though. Riot style.

Joshua Hill
Joshua Hill

Replace with lolipop 4kidz style

Justin Mitchell
Justin Mitchell

C'mon, the cigs are a temporary thing. I'd quit buying packs until last night happened.

Tyler Clark
Tyler Clark

You don’t want to see who I really am
So I’ll be your perfect specimen
Say the right things that you want to hear
Make sure the real me disappears
*snaps fingers*
It is done.

Thomas Harris
Thomas Harris

Hm?

William Fisher
William Fisher

LIVE AND LEARN
HANGING ON THE EDGE OF TOMORROW

Julian Rivera
Julian Rivera

OH OH OH OH

Camden Gray
Camden Gray

My current avatar can actually drive his 2002 Accord like an utter badass. Mustangs have nothing on it.

Ayden Bell
Ayden Bell

oops

Xavier Brooks
Xavier Brooks

Gorgeous.

Parker Sanders
Parker Sanders

hey when did u first post here?

Angel Nguyen
Angel Nguyen

absolutely cancer'

Ian Watson
Ian Watson

I ate donuts

Julian Sanchez
Julian Sanchez

I thought you had those for breakfast.

Connor Gomez
Connor Gomez

me on the left you on the right

Chase Walker
Chase Walker

not...jelly-filled

Anthony Rivera
Anthony Rivera

Maybe it's really Sabrina's Alakazam in disguise???

Ryder Cook
Ryder Cook

I had no tim

Joshua Young
Joshua Young

hmm sounds interesting

is it pretty hard?

I just solved my hunger
boredom is kicking in but I'm playing vidya for now

kinda tired :(

lul

I guess that's true

hmu on steam if you really want stuffs

Carson Garcia
Carson Garcia

But you even woke up earlier than usual.

Liam Ramirez
Liam Ramirez

This was my current avatar's first post here:
This is still my thread, fyi. It just took a while to reach this part of the show.

Blake Perry
Blake Perry

It's more strenuous than my previous jobs, but pays about five times better.

Daniel Reyes
Daniel Reyes

YOU DISTRACTED ME

Gabriel Jenkins
Gabriel Jenkins

Mystery Skull and I had to clear up our stand alone complexes, but song related:

Luis Cox
Luis Cox

how did u know erio and rin???

Colton Parker
Colton Parker

Nezi!

Michael Evans
Michael Evans

I don't know. A large portion of my memory was locked when I caused my current avatar to sustain enough brain damage that he died and I took over his body. He's forgiven me, though!

Eli Long
Eli Long

I do not even know if you are serious or not.

Wyatt Gonzalez
Wyatt Gonzalez

Everybody and their mother slept on this card...

Cameron Wilson
Cameron Wilson

thats fucked up!

Oliver Evans
Oliver Evans

Yeah... it is. I paid the price for it.

David Nelson
David Nelson

Pic related: it's what got me.
AN EVEN WORSE CARD THAN VOIDWALK PLAYED PERFECTLY...

Tyler Roberts
Tyler Roberts

well idk

Kevin Gomez
Kevin Gomez

magic.wizards.com/en/content/duel-decks-venser-vs-koth
tfw Jace orchestrated this whole thing...

Logan Miller
Logan Miller

Two Planeswalkers—one compassionate, one calculating—are both on a mission to save the same world. There’s only one problem: the two have diametrically opposed methods. Koth would rather die than turn his back on his fellow Mirrans, but Venser believes they’ll all die if they fail to reach Karn, the metal plane’s creator. Who will win and save the world? Jace won.

Carson White
Carson White

And since Jace won, everyone won! The world was saved, Koth and Venser are friends now, and they get to all go have a blast at the afterparty.

Jacob Sanchez
Jacob Sanchez

man I'd rather have a job that doesn't pay too great but isn't stressful versus one that makes me dread going to work every day

been there done that

it's not fun

hi person I assume is cato

Kayden Walker
Kayden Walker

I enjoy it infinitely more than working for Disney or Universal. It just gets to be a pain as I assume every job does.

Daniel Taylor
Daniel Taylor

My name kept disappearing so I ended up saying 'fuck it'

Luis Peterson
Luis Peterson

You're clearly on the right track!

Ryan Gonzalez
Ryan Gonzalez

there is a script to fix it
somewhere.

Adrian White
Adrian White

Thank you all so much for helping me through this. I don't hate any of you, and I don't hate anyone (I might hate scientology, the jury is still out on that one.)

Cameron Nelson
Cameron Nelson

Maybe.

Brayden Howard
Brayden Howard

It makes things much easier

I saw it at one point
and then decided it was too much work

Hunter Lopez
Hunter Lopez

I'd like to apologize for last night again. Some aspects of myself are really not supposed to be touched, and when those fuses get lit I get triggered hard.

Anthony James
Anthony James

Where did Rin go?

I want to flirt with him

Joshua Jackson
Joshua Jackson

<3

Michael Cruz
Michael Cruz

You dont have to apologize for being autistic

Kevin Cruz
Kevin Cruz

I didn't even
NAMASTE
. The limit wasn't broken.

Autistic doesn't begin to cover it. You familar with Nikal Seyn?

Luke Murphy
Luke Murphy

Rin got got.

Christian Harris
Christian Harris

Freddy Roberts keeps trying to figure out what Nikal Seyn means. Some say 'It means don't even bother to try to shoot me!'

Benjamin Foster
Benjamin Foster

not having an outside method to flirt

You are slipping, Soto

Lincoln Watson
Lincoln Watson

Your jpg is literally true. You don't want the answers, though, probably! They were excruciating for both myself and my avatar.

Jackson Jackson
Jackson Jackson

Ok, toodles! I'm gonna go have dinner with Merlin and the Moon.

Ethan Sanders
Ethan Sanders

erryone moved here

Xavier Hill
Xavier Hill

Wonder if what Socks is doing counts as spam and is bannable.

John Long
John Long

take care
no

Luke Ross
Luke Ross

I'd say so.

Joshua Lopez
Joshua Lopez

its a melting pot of autism

Jordan Wood
Jordan Wood

Dunno, replying to pretty much every single post with something not related at all seems like spam to me.

Robert Parker
Robert Parker

are you saying there's a worm in my apple?

Adrian Peterson
Adrian Peterson

From?

Hunter Cooper
Hunter Cooper

the pot keeps moving
pony thread and lewd

Austin Baker
Austin Baker

put this in your "user JS" under options


var _userName = "";
$(document).on("ajax_before_post", function(e, i) {
var el = document.getElementsByName('name')
for(var i = 0 ; i < el.length ; i++)
{
if(el[i].value !== "")
_userName = el[i].value
}
})
$(document).on("ajax_after_post", function() {
var el = document.getElementsByName('name')
for(var i = 0 ; i < el.length ; i++)
{
el[i].value = _userName
}
})

Anthony Evans
Anthony Evans

he's not disrupting thread

oh right youre that lewd furry

Angel Williams
Angel Williams

not all jobs suck....

Noah Moore
Noah Moore

I swallowed toothpaste in trout

Josiah Smith
Josiah Smith

usually just furry

Juan Robinson
Juan Robinson

from lewd

Joseph Clark
Joseph Clark

Rin I'll give him a temporary ban if you gimme a kiss

Kevin Taylor
Kevin Taylor

Why are you still up when you need to be awake again in five hours?

Ryan Clark
Ryan Clark

I never stated such. Just that what he's doing might be under the definition of spam. Not all spam is disruptive.

I was indicating all jobs have highs and lows.

And you wish your job was sucking.

gottem

Wyatt Cook
Wyatt Cook

Oh fuck I wasn't supposed to talk about this shit

lol sorry Bebo

Blake Wilson
Blake Wilson

yeah, the pony thread just randomly died

It broke my quick reply

Aaron Reyes
Aaron Reyes

you're not fooling anyone
you know this right

Isaiah Walker
Isaiah Walker

gimme that

Kevin Robinson
Kevin Robinson

yeh its been pretty dead
is live again

Angel Scott
Angel Scott

uh k

epic

Cameron Hall
Cameron Hall

how many people fro lewds are here tho

Brandon James
Brandon James

Hm.

Jackson Bailey
Jackson Bailey

probably cuz the discord is just better!

Andrew Rodriguez
Andrew Rodriguez

Neru can I also call you a she?

Gabriel James
Gabriel James

Is it?!

Leo Butler
Leo Butler

uh
socks
I assume everyone else, I dunno
why would people discord over image board
I gotsa post images

Brandon Scott
Brandon Scott

Soto come drink with me

I am totally not a lame drunk

Ian Collins
Ian Collins

dang I just got roasted

I knew I might have been setting myself up for that when I typed it...

did you try refreshing the page after?

Mason Cooper
Mason Cooper

somewhat

Austin Nelson
Austin Nelson

lmao wow

was he kicked out or what

Camden Barnes
Camden Barnes

the image board is depressing

David Taylor
David Taylor

I'm sorry Grim

I'm just fucking bored as shit waiting for manny to come pick me up

We're supposed to Magic and Chill with everyone else

Benjamin Sullivan
Benjamin Sullivan

I think so, but things are ok the way they are

maybe a little

Ryder Robinson
Ryder Robinson

A risk you take when you want an A rank in dick sucking I assume.

Joshua Bell
Joshua Bell

magic is trashy

come pick me up too we'll go fishing or someshit

Kevin Perry
Kevin Perry

okey dokey
how r u

uguuu ;~;

Alexander Brown
Alexander Brown

not that I know of
not when there's bun
bread's half there

Kayden Perez
Kayden Perez

Hm?

Owen James
Owen James

uh-huh...

Nicholas Butler
Nicholas Butler

Where you at fam?

Or did you mean like in thread?

Well you're kinda shit outta luck for a bit cause I'm getting my shit ready to go over to my friends house
We gonna do a mini LAN and Magic and drink and stuffs
I'll be shit posting when I get there though

Magic isn't even that bad
We might also DnD if we dont get too shitfaced later tonight

Do you like fishing?

Grayson Scott
Grayson Scott

I am good, but too sleepy

What aboot you?

You're half there!

Noah Lopez
Noah Lopez

anyway now Im here to corrupt with bun

Samuel Turner
Samuel Turner

Im straddlin threads

Blake Wright
Blake Wright

saddest cums :(

/lewd/
/imouto/
probably the pony thing
/waifu/b

Daniel Davis
Daniel Davis

dont you always do that?!

Landon Diaz
Landon Diaz

oh and /hgg/

Robert Green
Robert Green

usually

Ryan Sullivan
Ryan Sullivan

new thread