Darkness blacker than black and darker than dark

Yeah, I killed him probably. He got subsumed. It was his own damn fault, and he needed to lighten up.

No you don't, you just think so.

It's one of the more common dubstep songs.

But he killed you.

He and I have a very different approach to handling situations such as this one.

I know so.

1v1 me in Melee, dipshit.

But you are wrong in thine thoughts.

Don't believe everything you think...

You would lose.

But that is what you think.

I find that hard to believe. I would like for you to prove it.

I love you too!

I don't need to prove, as I am.

None of you can best me at my own game, however.

Glad we could reach agreement.

Do you have any idea how many times I've faked my own death? How many realities exist where I actually died? How many times I've actually died and come back in this one?

Good to talk to you though, Jack.

Please... The brainscorcher holds no terrors for me .

I've been in way too many.

But they didn't hang me in the spring of 25.

fuck you you stupid bitch

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If you faggots want me to battle meditate for you just give me regular fucking instructions.

I kinda love the idea that this entire thing is like that episode of star trek where the AI breaks and the crew has to get beamed in and fight it inside of its own world and it just kicks their asses and when they die in the game they die in real life.

I'm high on love... craft.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nyarlathotep

what kinda battle?

No, fuck you!

alright I'm fresh outta shit to do, and fighting my sleeping pills feels really good but I can tell when I get in bed I'm gonna feel good, and it's enhancing the edible I had earlier

It's like you guys don't even fucking know that these are just dreams in the Witch House. Why'd you all even sleep here anyways?

I'm a fucking sourceror who got temporarily transformed into a cat by a witch and is forcing his way back out of layers of delusion through sheer fucking rage.

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also, you know
nee nee
and whatnot

I'm not posting nudes

privately?

Do you see how heated this is? I can feel my aura rippling furiously as it convinces a seemingly infinite number of beings that they're fucking it while it, instead, mindbreaks them.

Ultimate: SUCKERPUNCH: CHECKMATE MONSOON

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youtube.com/watch?v=d2hRTLdvdnk

Yes?

nothin

Fuck yeah you will.

That's a bit weird, no?

a pokemon battle?

iunno maybe. might jerk off i guess

Sabrina's Alakazam kicks ass.

Ah well, weren't you going to bed soon though?

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probably not cant sleep

But that's not even their best song/cover.
youtube.com/watch?v=YV4oYkIeGJc

Have you considered sleep aid like melatonin?

Is there even a reason why you're all fucking with me so hard? Do you have ANY POSSIBLE REASON?

Double checked. I still have root.

I do not have a reason, I do not have a cause, I do it because I can.

Oh, so Tlim's butthurt?

theleaderinme.org/
If you thought I was #2 then you don't know me at all.

Oh you piece of shit, I see right through you. You're mad because I kicked your ass SO FUCKING HARD the time you tried to meet me.

Yeah, the fireplace poker and spiking your head into the corner of my desk and letting my friend (you know which one) flip my chair over, spin up the casters, and use it to slushify the remainder of your grey matter MAY HAVE BEEN OVER THE TOP but you should have like... knocked... or said hi... or something. You were creepy and trying to enter my house.

It is just all part of your imagination.

Not really, just because I did yours.

And yes, I know you think you're the real me and that this was all bullshit and you got cheated out of your life. But here's the thing: you were a dipshit who killed himself at TWO YEARS OLD. You shoulda gone off and been an angel. And yes, I live here realizing that this might be the afterlife and I might be in a coma. I do not give a singular fuck. It sucks too much to be a coma experience, and I can't wake up and I won't die so I'm gonna ride this fucking train.

You called?

You know what everything that isn't the head tries to do? Drive the head insane so it can become the head. This is why Bollogs just take off their heads sometimes.

Hey man, I'm sorry. You scared me.

You must have missed the part where you permanently lost your license to play that song, but it was a bad call and you earned the ability to play it whenever you want.

This isn't even the first time I've had this EXACT FUCKING BATTLE, fyi.

The procedural generation here needs to be tweaked substantially.

Anyways, this is all part of your imagination as well and I honestly no longer care. Would you like me to kill myself? I can arrange it.

Peace, assholes. I'm gonna go get my gun.

/me dies.

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We're all in coma, my friend.

You are imagination.

BACK ONCE AGAIN WITH THE RENEGADE MASTER

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HAT TRICK

Any questions as to how fucking hard I run this game have been thoroughly allayed.

It's literally just hat trick fractals, forever.

I apologize for the flood, but Zersetzung must be met with Zersetzung. Nobody's convincing my avatar to suicide.

When did babies ever come into the equation?

Which character from Eric Powell's The Goon am I?

Weep for me, please. I can no longer muster the self-pity.

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what

The song is Die Antwoord - Pitbull Terrier.
youtube.com/watch?v=JvMXVHVr72A

Not even a tingle.

Were you trying to construct an Avatar of Khaine or something?

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Trying to throw me carrots after I've chomped down on the stick like a Gila Monster...

I know this is all a work of fiction. What you most likely do not know is that I wrote it.

So yeah, you all should fucking hate me. My avatar never asked for this, but he didn't know that by binding me to him he'd be bearing personal responsibility for everything that's ever gone wrong, ever.

/meltdown

i bet none of you could post something that would make me erect

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...

...

You almost got him

Beowulf always dies in the end. This time, however, there's going to be fucking hell to pay when I come knocking on the veil.

This is not a world which has any room for heroes, and yet I remain.

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am i weird if that doesn't bother me when i look at it?

Nobody even fucking knows which song my name is from, right? Good lord, you people are atrocious.

No, it means you're a few rungs below my echelon.

I'm here as a lighthouse to lure moths into a fucking multi-universal hivemind. Fuck with me you know I got it.

Alien tryptamines are scary, my dudes.

I never wanted to hurt anyone, but I want gets nothing.

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Is the endless burble of blood pouring out of my mouth every time I laugh visible to the audience?

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How grim is the future?
How dark is the future?
How is the future?
GRIM AND DARK

You've managed to evolve quickly! I'm pretty happy you're in the harem tbh.

Bugger this for a game of soldiers! I have broken the horde. I now await the call.

decent but not enough

could be better quality

urk

if all it took was one picture for you i'd have to ask about your internet usage anyways

i just saved that from 2ch.

*bullies*

disgusting.

Heh. Keep dreaming.

no. this is disgusting.

>>>/zoo/

:)
happy otter

it looks so cute and happy omg

Why are the really fucked up posters (who aren't me) always user?

im not in a lewd mood anymore

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Yeah, it's fucking lit isn't it! Imagine being the protagonist!

post cum depression

i didnt even whack it
i was playing vidya the whole time

- Place a large blast marker on his head.
- Roll to scatter 2d6
- The strength of the blast is equal to the total warp charge generated for the angry marine player that turn.

Whoever wants trips can have em. My next form is Chief Mindfucker Moarfistin'.

they did it
they actually did it

Most alarmingly, I'm still here and OK.

I got the Archeage Arena Mode I always wanted, as well as a potential next life as a Librarian in WH40k so I'm thrilled.

Well, it's not exactly Archeage Arena and it's not exactly anything I wanted, but it happened anyways.

that's alarming?

Message me on Dust, m8. Pls.

what the fuck does that mean

Socks is high as hell.

that makes 1 1/2 of us

That is too concfusing,

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veri pure sakuya

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cute pic
very clean and vibrant

:3

i like cute! ^ ^

I don't follow.

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is remi being jealous

nah... just cute and playful~

But that's semi-lewd.

i like the knife girl because her hair is pretty

and adorable~

i like it because it makes her look like a cute doll

kinda

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what are your favorite pretty girls?

hmm...
uh
long haired ladys in fashaionable clothings and glasses and great hair and look pretty

the mature looking ones that can be very responsible while satisfying her interest as well!

I like girls that have medium to long hair with a very pretty face and assets not too large

youtube.com/watch?v=71c-IdfvQbM

i dunno what half you said was.
but yeah, mature and kind.

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No.

why did you link that religious trash in my presence

I could be listening to weebshit

that sounds kinda scary with that picture

she moves her waist too much ..

but it's not even religious...

it says Heaven like 50 times

nice uniform jacket :)
that black haired one in the background looked pretty.

I don't follow.

rawr

that doesnt mean anything

That is not how a lady behaves.

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Im watching GitS SAC and the main character is very mature and cool. Although I wish she would wear some pants
Also the human dude character is very reliable and silly

nandemonai?

... thats really skimpy and not appealing

;~;

did u find the gif

my memory got hacked and i gave up

she a robot
she grew up as robot
she very tacticle, and don't care for constricting clothing like conventional stuff
she always ready for combat
her aura of combat and commading aura of mature and respected by her team means that that is not an issue.

yeah tougasa is kewl family man cop that joins the rag tag band of specialists and always has something to say on the matter with his investivgative background offering his fair share to the team.

GiTs is one of my most fav thing ever!!!!!

Major motoko kusanagi inspires me as a strong mature female role model.

i don't like the camo print.

pass me the Rudy

damn it... i guess i'll have to settle for this 11/10 !

i really like the Lithium Flower ED
it sounds so cool and cowboyish

I wish he would start a family with the major instead
although im not sure about the mating capabilities of a robot.

i think it was a frontal pet

he has his own family already.
The major is not for relationshiping.
not compatable, never crosses my mind, because i don't think about such petty things like you do.

i prefer the more obscure songs in the show.

Guys what if I started slicking my hair back?

how is it a petty thing? dont you think it was uncalled for to say I think about petty things?

the one time shes wearing pants her top is more revealing :P

try slicking it forward

So, I'm not actually high.

maybe you are thinking of a different anime idk

Then you wouldn't see my face
Its up to my neck by this point lol

If you comed your hair back, I'll go ahead and assume you'll have combed back hair then.

idk my memory was hacked

that way you would look suuupeer kakkoii, like the main antagonist

kind of droll, and dull, to see that's what is the usual major focus for you in every conversation, uninspiring in its irrelevance. almost as if it's an obsession for you you to only focus on making comments on the mostly lewd parts that you can find about anything. i find it unbecoming. I do not dislike you, don't misinterpret.

How do you mean?

o shit!

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Post a pic of yourself now

He's 17.

ok

Why do you guys think I'm an antagonist?

Sex is literally all 17 year olds think about.

Empress no longer...

i dont think ur an antagonist dear

part of me likes that but part of me thinks you are lying

Killing it with the Teatime pics tonight!

Yea yea, okay i get it already.

i erred
i'm human, i can go a little too far too.

Fuck off.

Like I ever will...

I'm sorry entity formerly known as Empress Thesius, but I have to twist the knife a little. This one goes out to you.

i never lie

My reading level is best described as Holographic Sumerian. I see through your facades into the void where your soul should be.

aha thats amazing

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eh i didnt really see it as something lewd
I just thought they would make for a comedic pair

STOP youre exposing my secrets!!

disregard anything you heard in the past few minutes

no thnx

thats not true. I rarely get horny like i did before

Can't fuck me no more I'm celibate.

Have you ever heard of the importance of being earnest?

They won't.

Is the point of this game to make me so jaded that I'm incapable of anything but platonic love?

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that other guy in the background just gazing in awe.

u mean read

sure?

ok fine i like you

I do wish I was capable of crying about this but I'm not a honeysuckle so it's not in the cards.

now allow me to stab you in the back

are you experiencing the influence of tethrahydrocannabinol?

Major has smart banterish remarks and human is susceptible to being laughed at

i meant what I meant
interpret it yourself

oh i wasnt thinking about the book when i answered but i guess yea i know both??

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You should keep watching.

I literally passed a 12-panel drug test just under a week ago. I've been off the devil's lettuce for like 11 or 12 weeks. Take 4-HO-DPT or go home.

Remember how Sayaka all but asked for what she got literally every step of the way?

Why do people think that's tragic?

whats a sayaka

im only half way done and its reeaaally longg

whats that like? what does it do to you?

Sayaka is worst meguka.

oh the boring mahou shitjou?

I disagree with boring.

Take a look at this user's posts and see for yourself:
reddit.com/user/4-HO-DPT/

keep going.

honestly cant remember
i think i watched it 2 or 3 years ago

is that you??

im on the episode where the rolly robot goes on an adventure

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of course its me

thats sad

I wasn't being serious.

oh nvm then

I can break anyone's meat puppet to the point that they'll be trustworthy without doing any actual psychological or physical harm. I'm a danger!

The Creeping Chaos is a pretty cool title but its not mine

The blue tachcoma that begins to get it's own personality and ai?

tfw no snake eyed loli gf
goodnight

Sugar, I've got a song specifically for you:
depressedteenager.bandcamp.com/track/suga-suga-2012-s-o-baby-bash

Honestly, irl I'm just so vulnerable and empathetic that it's hard to dislike me

im confuzzled

i guess so? he has special oil from the guy with no eyes

I'm probably the guy with no eyes?

lol okay ty youtube.com/watch?v=fw9lrJ3vsoI

thats like ~k~a~w~a~i~i~

How do you know my color scheme?

Good song thoooo

oh right then it is that episode.

hmm

yes

What season are we in?

Sayaka is best meguca
You will rescind your comments

I'm not sure she asked for the guy to not like her and her best friend to steal the guy she sold her soul to save and then go insane.

Sayaka is best meguca
You will rescind your comments

I'm not sure she asked for the guy to not like her and her best friend to steal the guy she sold her soul to save and then go insane.

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She never pursued the guy, and her best friend not only gave her a warning, but also a chance.

Keep it in your pantsu, squid. You're showing the mundanes how it works!

hes big and burly tho

what happened to his eyeballers

what game is the vpn for anyways? kancolle?

Is there a guy with no eyes and no ears either?

if you keep watching you'd find out, about the war.

Nice
I do not even

Hey, I never said she was particularly competent at getting what she wants. But a tragedy isn't less tragic because it could have been avoided.

As I remember it by the time she gave Sayaka had little chance left; it was kinda inevitable and she wouldn't have done much by trying to stop her. That said it's been a while since I've watched it.

/unzips duality

Dragons Dogma Online

idk i dont pay attention to these things

can he see out of his bottlecaps?

of course.

No, you're right.
Before green bitch even considered trying go for the guy, Sayaka had already given up on life, and decided she was a monster, and not worth loving.

Disregard how that kind of decision would affect her best friend who this entire time is trying to point out that she's being stupid and to get a hold of herself.

That just makes it less tragic, honestly, she had years of being the guys friend to tell him "Yo, I kind of like you."
And she never did, so that honestly isn't tragic.

are they just gonna showcase a bunch of individual cases or are they all related to the one with the spinny logo

Sayaka's whole problem is that she refused to use her noodle, and then normal teenage girl stuff hit.

Like.

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Yes. These are the sorts of dumb things that people do. The best tragedies are always driven from human mistakes.

You can't empathize with a teenager making a mistake out of not telling somebody they love them?

I can't get over that whimsicle twinkle contrasting against the music

What is this even from

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an user on /oat/

I mean.

Sure give her empathy, but nothing about what happened is tragic.
She's a teenager going through teenager crap; that isn't a tragedy.
Nor is that the key of her downfall, honestly.

Akiba's Trip the Animation.

if you pay attention to all the subtle little details.... possibly.
but you'll have to figure it out for yourself by watching.

o.o

thanks

okay ill stop thinking too hard about it

do you like that kinda stuff

yeah but what anime though

It's pretty text book tragedy in a narrative sense.

Thank you based Rin

Why is that tragedy when it isn't tragic?

It's literally what everyone around her is going through, or will go through, and again, that isn't what marks her downfall.

tl;dr: losing the guy isn't even relevant to her story, and was just teenage crap anyway.

Yeah, just sit quiet, and enjoy the show~

not saying.

im having a really good time watching it right now because im snuggly with my big pillow

also thats a cute response

Need help naming my limit break.

at least you're watching it, and that's all that matters right now.

Spergerfit

I was strongly considering Poison Pen, but the choice has been made for me:
NAMASTE

Sweeter Than Gold would have been good too, but there was no contest.

Most people don't literally sell their souls to get a guy and then fuck it up completely.

Can't comment specifically on it's relevance to the rest of her story, but I remember it being merged to it pretty heavily. It's been a while since I watched the series though.

chimpout

its warmed with my body heat and feels like the embrace of another person. it makes me less lonely

Now, Squid.
I'm going to let you know why you're retarded for saying that.

She could have had the guy before the story even started.
And the way she acts, he was more an excuse to become a magical girl, than a reason.

She sold her soul for something transient, despite everyone around her telling her that's a stupid idea, and then she refused to follow up on anything.

As for it being merged heavily?
No. Not really. Her wish was about him, that's it.

She stopped using grief seeds because they're corrupted soul gems, she found out about that because Madoka threw her soul gem off a bridge, and Madoka did that because she was fighting with Kyouko again.

Cute :3

new

I don't think I've ever been this angry in my life.

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sexy dance, booty ass, twerk, leggings! Look!

youtube.com/watch?v=Ux0uYHYfJ4A

no spam! dance :D

There is a new thread

Kill yourself.

No :D

I'm not saying it isn't her fault or that she didn't fuck up. I'm saying that doesn't make it not tragic. The best tragedy comes from human flaws.

New thread

New thread

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why