Man your own jackhammer

Good tastes neko

OHOHOHO

YA GOT ME THERE GILLIGAN

The lettuce they have there is soaked in water to quote on quote preserve freshness but all it does is soak up a bunch of water and when they throw it in your sandwich it just gets it soggy and gross. Spinach is dry and good enough, the green peppers and cucumbers replace the lettuce and dont get your shit all soggy

W O W

I THOUGHT YOU HAD ALREADY SEEN IT

The class cooking part had me fucking dying fam

Does lightning mcqueen get car insurance or life insurance

how unfortunate.

...

You can bundle it with Progressive.

u rite
I put green peppers and those are the things giving the main crunch

...

wish how have you not had fruit loops

s m h

She would attack my hand if I tried to take her bottle cap full of beer away.
She had a drinking problem.

Get good Darwin

I don't watch anime until I'm comfy in bed!

That may be one of the worst songs ever made.

I'm not one of those privileged kids

its cupcakes favorite!

I know what both of these words mean but I do not understand them when used in conjunction with each other

I solo Qd an aram today.

it was awful

...

its pain management

do not listen to moogs he keeps fucking bringing the song up because he knows I hate it.

???

your drinking

It cost a lot more in canada because its considered candy or something

I don't know if what i'm saying is true

...

I didn't mean to trigger you by insulting your favorite song.
Calm down.

LOL

go get some

there's no managing my pain. just distracting from it.

sonova...

yeah cupcake listens to exclusively 'Ballroom blitz by Sweet' and nothing else

the booze doesnt dull it? D:

...

Everything costs more in Canada.

Yeah I'll just go walk to the 24 hour grocery store

AND THE MAN IN THE BACK SAID "EVERYONE ATTACK!" AND IT TURNED INTO A BALLROOM BLITZ

Don't go full Trigglypuff.

...

nothing does. not even weed. pain meds would I'm sure, but I don't want to be so heavily drugged all the time.

xD

I dunno everything cost a lot in cali

get your hate speech out of this thread campus.

omg >~

All Cupcake needs to dull the pain is a bottle of baby aspirin and My Chemical Romance.

Hugh Mungus what?

I'd rather listen to "the middle" on repeat all day than listen to mcr.

IS THIS SEXUAL HARASSMENT?!

Some shave Cupcakes hair in his sleep.

Cupls

...

I remembered why I enjoy warframe

jealousy is so ugly, ladies.

please what?

allo

top ree

I dunno what longterm chronic pain is like
is there a way to ever like
get used to it
push into the back of your mind or something

Yeah its good shit I ask for pepperchinis or whatever they are called on the side

And eat a few of those then take a bite of my sub :3

I'm autistic when it comes to making sandwiches
Though I prefer to make my own most of the times

Bitch ain't following her nose

Fucking alcoholic piece of shit cat

Man I'd kill for one of those
Just drink a beer and pour him a bit too and scratch his ear
Mine kinda does the same but prefers a whole can of friskies

Why dont you just sit back on your chair and kick your feet up on your desk and drink some coffee while watching anime?

That's so comfy

I hate watching stuff while laying on my stomach cause my lower back or neck will kinda hurt, I'd imagine girls tits get in the way when you lay down too.

The only problem here is the length of your hair and why haven't you cut it yet? :3

My hair is like four inches long and I've already scheduled to get it all cut off because it feels too long.

No one wants your man mullet.

...

getting used to it and pushing it to the back of your mind is basically the solution, yes. I'm in pain literally every second I'm awake, but the human body is capable of adapting to some pretty incredibly situations. after over three and a half years of it I don't remember what not being in pain feels like, so this is just normal for me.

you're always cutest when you're so wrong, tsuchi.

How much for 50 weeds?

Because coffee is ick and my nee-chan will make fun of me :3

I only sleep on my back or left side.
I wouldn't know...........

Because Soma Prime OP pls nerf.

Lies.

what? I can't think it's unfortunate that someone out there can't appreciate one of my favorite bands like I do? that's all I meant.

I won't be mean.

I've never paid for weed before.

There's too much "party in the back" of you hair.

At what?

ARAMs are less frustrating at least.

im all wet and bloody and sick af
how to desick

Son when, you grow up, Would you be the savior of the broken, The beaten and the damned?

FEELS GRET NOT PAYING FOR WEED

WHY ARE YOU BLEEDING

Life

How much for 50 cocaines

...

I bet Cupcake just blares this all day everyday to overcome his struggles.

What are we talking about..?

never done it

Too much effort.

its not my blood . :)

it's incredibly long all the way around.

coheed and cambria I thought?

What the heck have you done?

How much for a pack of milk bags?

Same

I was a blind monk though

I will try to get gud at PvZ instead.

believe it or not, I've never once listened to this entire song. only ever heard clips of it in various things.

Quit SC

Because Titania is bae

That is even better because you can Lee Syndrome.

Tell me more~?

Oh, I don't know.

I just main Rhino because 2 is OP and nightmare missions don't matter.

I died a lot because of that.

BUT I also made sick plays

knowing things is overrated anyway. I avoid it wherever possible.

i was playing with my pussy

pls dont play rhino
especially if you think 2 is op

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The only thing I can remember from a DMX song is him saying "I SHOW NO LOVE TO HOMO THUGS".

nice

but where the blood come from??/

my pussy

Can we ban Feku for being underage?

oh uh.....damn nice you gonna let me hit it?

Go suck an egg

Perhaps.

I've mained Rhino since the release.

just never been a big fan of that kind of music. it works well in certain situations in like, movies or whatever. like I felt it was pretty fitting when that song started playing in deadpool, but I never seek this shit out to listen to on my own.

hmph.

You are just scared because I will finally be able to defeat you.

Shut UP, Echo.

How does that work in ARAM? I can never do anything without ward hops. ;_;

The only nigger music I listen to is old blues and Hendrix.

...

yes when the word "music" can actually be applied it's quite good.

I kicked rumble into 4 people on his team and then shyvana killed them.

...

I forgot what we're talking about.

My man.

You just cannot understand the poetry of constantly repeating backing beats and rhyming "nigga" with "nigga".

Fucking racist.

Clap at the fake deep rappers
The OG gatekeep rappers
The would-you-take-a-break-please rappers
Bunch of words and ain't sayin' shit, I hate these rappers
Especially the amateur eight week rappers
Lil' whatever—just another short bus rapper
Fake drug dealers turn tour bus trappers
Napoleon complex, you this tall rappers
Get exposed standin' next to 6'4" rappers
The streets don't fuck with you, you Pitchfork rappers
Chosen by the white man, you hipster rappers
I reload the clip, then I hit more rappers with that
Straight shittin' on these piss-poor rappers

What?

I'm sorry that the only Finnish music I know of is Nightwish.

I dont own a cat

Its my friends but I'm always over there so I usually pop him open a can of that shit and give home some dry food too

Or occasionally just give him a bite of my burger

No wonder he's so fat

Coffee isn't even bad, its not my fault you have acid relux and cry like a baby when your chest starts burning

Also I feel like your onee-chan bullies you a lot and you just take it

W O W
I wasnt even going to go there with that
I legit wondered how that gets in the way
Now I want to unbully you but can't

It's alright, most people still know Amorphis though.
youtube.com/watch?v=uD_DeNmFdAw
Saw them live once.

thats animal abuse . .

i dont think its possible to get tanky enough to stop lvl 100+ one shots on him

It's like Neru in cat form.

I have legitimately never heard of them.

how drunk/high are you?

yes I can honestly say I really don't get the appeal in the slightest and it probably is because I'm whiter than a loaf of wonderbread dropped into a vat of bleach.

hells yeah

Wow, what the heck did I do to deserve that?

I mostly just ignore her tbh

Normal people don't sleep on their tummy so it's not an issue

I broke the webm
i.imgur.com/Pnvx902.png

You probably don't get the musical eloquence of pop music with the same five guitar chords in every song while they talk about their truck or their girlfriend leaving them.

Fucking white hater.

Well, lvl +75 gets pretty heavy already, but if you keep on jumping around, the shield will last a good while.

It's just one of those bigger bands with Nightwish, Amorphis, Insomnium, Children of Bodom, Korpiklaani, Finntroll, Sonata Arctica, Stratovarius, Sentenced, Apocalyptica etc.

Like half a litre of vodka drunk, not much!

Stratovarius and Nightwish are the only ones I recognize by name there.

yeah I don't really get modern country music either. I'm a monster...

that's kind of a lot. although I guess for you it's more like a warm up. I've had enough myself, just making some chili cheese fries and letting this booze settle.

...

but his kit is boring

YOU'RE FUCKIN' A RIGHT I DO

You heard me.

I wish I were good at Lee Sin. He is very fun in Rift.

Not even Apocalyptica?
They're pretty well-known.
youtube.com/watch?v=e5O90uzvUA4

I'm just warming some karelian pastry on the microwave as of currently.

It doesn't matter as long as it's effective.
That's why I use Soma Prime almost all of the time for 3k crits 24/7

Wasn't that god awful emo band HIM from Finland?

had to look that up. looks pretty tasty.

I'm deaf

You read me.

sucks to suck

why crit for 3k when you can do it for 70k :^)

Not if you want some dick directly after.

I always want some dick.

I'm blind

Suck an egg

...

...

what a silly thing to say.

Lick Neru's keyboard.

Well you better suck then.

pastri4es annd cappu

I'm being kidnapped and dragged into weeb vidya

I love me some succ

I'd rather off myself.

You're a silly thing to say!!

True, were I the only nip in an animu board I would be crowned king by default.

Clearly you should all drop to your knees and worship me.

...

elaborate.

you're still light years too young to even think of trying for that title here, squiddo kiddo.

can i lick your feet ?!

Yeah, HIM's from Finland too, also they're Kat Von D's favourite band.
Oh, also 69 eyes.
youtube.com/watch?v=5L6e8R2_WbA

Yeah, like rice pastry, usually served with butter and poached egg bits, but I like to eat it with butter and cream cheese.

Why crit for 70k, when you can constant crit 3k for 200 bullets?

Like get this, okay?

So your name is cupcake.
But cupcakes are a food, right?
So you're named after a food.

Isn't that silly?

→

sounds pretty delicious to me. I'm a fan of cream cheese.

...

...

I wonder how many "Brokeback Mountain" jokes have been made as Cupcake's expense.

actually I'm named after my father, william p. cupcakes. who was named after his father, who was named after his father before him. it's a family named passed down generation to generation to the first born in the family.

yeah the name is a bit odd, but it's one we carry on with pride. and while people like you may try to belittle it, with your ignorance and your flippant remarks, we will hold our heads high.

now who's the one who is silly, hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?

Too bad, your weeb line is outranked by my flag.

No, you may only kiss them.

we wuz cup cakezz

why shoot 200 times when you can shoot once and have 14 rounds with punch through?

w-wow okay....

surprisingly few. almost all of the ones that have been made have been made by my loving father.

w/e nerd ur dum

see, bard gets it.

S-Sorry...

I didn't mean to offend you...

It's like one of those salty goods you can eat all the time and feel good.

Because after 14 you'll be swarmed with enemies.
Might just as well go 3k crit punchthrough with Soma Prime and kill everyone and get highest damage every mission, because ignis ain't got no shit on it.

Holy shit.
Your dad makes fun of you.

I would tell you to maybe think before opening your mouth next time but it's pretty obvious that thinking isn't something you are overly concerned with doing.

jk it's cool, yo

but you oneshot everything and the firerate isnt even bad :P
i wasnt talking about ignis

"what's the point of having a gay son if I can't make jokes about it?"

-actual word for word sentence my father said to my mother

brb going to go cry for a year

mmm...salty goods

bottle the tears and send them to me please. I need them for various things.

Don't be weird or you'll lose the privilege.

You're the dum nerd here faggot

I could come up with a billion more but you're so beneath my power level it's not even worth the effort.

I almost never play him.

You can oneshot, or constantly keep on killing things with no interruption, I prefer to kill things efficiently, thus why I don't bother with my Vulkar Wraith that much.

Cupls.

???

That was mean. I am sorry.

...

...

I thought you made a semen joke.

Which one of those am I?

yes that was exactly what that was. well done.

Small evil.

we need better comps

But Kled.

I think my ears are slightly damaged from blasting them with music all the time.

...

...

I only have shipping of him and Lulu.

I-I'm coming, please stop pulling on my leash!

get better ta him

Well Tristana isn't in the picture.

wtf happened to my replies?

Goddamn now I gotta type them again

Every time I see him he starts meowing nonstop and I shout at him "HEY KITTY YOU HUNGRY? OF COURSE YOU ARE YOU FAT PIECE OF SHIT" and he happily meows and purrs at me while I talk so much shit on him then feed him some food and pet him
If only he understood English

Are you just born with that or do you develop it later on or how does that even work?

So has your oneechan always teased as a kid or is it solemnly when you're being a weeb?
I can sorta see her being the big bully sister

I can somewhat relate, I used to tease my lil sis (now 18) back when she was younger and tried to hide the fact that she watched anime from the family but shed watch it on Netflix and when the family would wanna watch shit there would be like Fruits Baskets, Ouran Host Club, and shit like that on Recently Watched and I'd take all the heat for it but I would never rat her out since she doesn't wanna get bullied by my grandma since she hates that shit but oh man I'd tease her so bad and start calling her a nerd and shed get so triggered and like throw her textbooks at me and shit
Ah good times, now I dont really tease her she's 18 so I don't wanna embarrass her around her friends so I just act like a normie but we still occasionally bring up the question
"Hey do you still watch anime?"
"Haha yeah, what about you?
"Same, just here and there"

Its so weird seeing your sis grow up

Vigne hit Gab so hard the webm broke lmao

I owe you my life

I am trying.

Then you shall cede this thread to me.

try harder

I will make do with these, I guess.

I bet you're just playing these jokes one me because how I am currently.

Is this a small folder?

I hope this isn't short lived.

No, you try harder

...

MAYBE IF VY WAS IN MY LANE W/ME

I am~

S-stop playing league you baka.

I remember when leeg was a thing

Like back in 2012

Whats wrong? You look blue.

Its probably just a short cold.

ARHHHH

what do I play instead

...

Oh my god do I try.

Wow Wish totally left after I typed that shit like twice

So triggered I'm going to shower away my anger

I will just have dindin to soothe the pain.

My favorite things to do are sleeping and taking showers, because for those few short moments I am away from the world and I can pretend that somebody cares about me.

...

That's enough warframe for tonight
I outpaced ember prime with goddamn Titania in survival

*seed

I mean, that makes it more fun, but I kind of do that all the time as it is.

classic emma LMAO

Literally anything else

but isnt it more fun to know that every button press rains absolute judgement on your enemies

ughhh

What are you gonna eat ?

...

who is this anyway

...

Please no, that hurts my kokoro.

I don't need to know that when I hold down one button and kill hundreds.

thats not as fun :P
plus reloading feels dull

it's better to break that poor thing early and get it out of the way anyway.

...

Who cares about fun when there's efficiency?

Please don't do that.

I like it cause I can shampoo my hair back wards, jack it for a bit, then wash everything off, put on some fresh clothes and go maximum comfy

I guess I'll just have to bully you then

My guitar is supposed to come in tomorrow
I'm so excited

just sayin'

oh no please don't bullying is so bad oh noooo

I care about fun
Titania is very fun
I like archwing

Who else would be up at 5 AM the night before an exam on Holla Forums?

Literally the entire fucking board.

im pretty sure a nuke frame is more effecient than rhino :^)

A faggot in denial

I'm gonna bully you so hard you're gonna convert to Christianity

Still.

I haven't tried her yet.
Not a big fan of Archwing, mostly because everyone keeps dying in public and I need to be reviving them 24/7.

No need for nukes when your gun is one.

Seeding the thread?
That seems backwards

Up fuck the shut fuck, you.
This has nothing to do with how gay me or Murder is.

Sounds about right.

this is a startling number of people here, so doesn't really narrow it down much.

Titania is archwing in regular missions
Big pew pew guns and a whoosh sword

I am already a christian

still what?

does it? how so?

Chicken teriyaki and miso.

so uh yeah
This is my girlfriend

isnt she cute?

Where will you be when Cupcake become a straight christian boy?

nukor is a fun gun and its the nuke of all guns

as for a real nuking gun isnt that tonkors job

Oh

You're Muu

Subtle would be flipping shit and shouting IM!!!!!!! NOT!!!!!!!!!!! GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IM!!!!!!! NOT!!!!!!!!!!! GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yes bard "she" is very cute.

Isn't nukor the microwave gun?

oh no

I'd think the thread would be seeding you

Shit waifu, 2/10

long dead

Grim and Subtle

That's about it I think
Probs Tsuchi too

Guess my job here is done

yup
and it has cool effects too

i should try it since i have a riven

its okay i can still suck your dick

Knew that one, just never understood how she works all in all, other than crowd control.

Breaking my kokoro.

It depends on how much you can kill in a minute.

You're thinking of Gary. Subtle doesn't say it like that, right?

Fuck I just remembered the abomination of humankind that is Gar-EE.

Masamune no boipussy is lit

Oh but he does

I know just which buttons to push to trigger him too
Its great

Are you gonna die soon ?

How are you gonna make it not gay though ?

why live

gross Ido not want somebodys tong slothered all over my keyboard

No.

i used my og soma 28% of the time and my soma p 1% of the time
together they have about 15k kills

my paris has 10% usage and 13k kills while my dread has 20% usage and 13k kills
the reason my dread has so little kills is because I use it for artemis bow instead

You'll see it soon then.

steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198039306800/

one of us becomes a girl duh

It's almost as if you enjoy being squashy.

but you didn't do anything

I couldn't if I tried.

do ho ho

I want an akzani riven but I don't do sorties because my internet is bad

Her crowd control is escape button-tier but takes a long time to fire
Her buffs are OK for what they are (reducing enemy speed, accuracy, and some other stuff) but if you just jam razorwing you feel like a tiny murder goddess

Dread Artemis bow is good

...

how do you plan on becoming a girl then ?

I was wondering when you were going to start trying to get me to add you there.

That's what you call top notch bullying

I will offer it once.

Cupperpls.

Ah well, I'm still somewhat confident in just maining Rhino as pressing 4 stops everything and 3 adds more damage and 2 means invulnerability as 1 is just useless as hell.

what do you mean by that?

hehe dildo guns
i mean some sorties arent that hard even with bad internet
sometimes I get host with 1k ping and we still manage. btw today is not a good day to sortie

I mainly use my paris p for artemis now because I got a crit chance riven

1 is for speeeeeeed

proud of you

oh my gosh what?!

Have you considered turning over a new leaf and being nice instead?

You aren't already?

idk i thought youd be up for the task

a-are you??

What's up anyway, feg

But you ARE
You keep claiming you're straight

Honestly I was expecting you to make me link my account, and at least then maybe some other random people from here would have added me and I'd be popular.
What a disappointment.

That's what I've been doing but subtle is just too cute sometimes

I like being a guy though.

I'm happy to disappoint.

Got to take all of the shots for the team.
1 is useless on Rhino, never really using that, and 3 is rare as hell.

Don't break my kokoro.

one day i won't upset grim

netflix and wind down. you?

I'm not going to!

Hey I've got several forma in those things and they work pretty well
They'll never be akstiletto primes, but they sure can spew out bullets

And he adds you anyways.

tim passes so fast 07:00 already

are you saying he brings out your sadistic nature?

h-how about we pretend the penis is a vagina??

what kinda build do you have on him?

the only secondary I ever run these days are sonicor. im too jew to shill out for any of the syndicate secondaries and the only one i can get is rakta ballistica

its not really a problem because i can still 5 shot lvl 100s

delete time

...

Not worth the aggravation.

cat /dev/random > /dev/time

I felt like you would be..

Mostly just focusing on the power, since health and shield doesn't matter due to 2.

is this @ me
no-links are hard to follow

talking to people mostly

gee thanx bb

I like having my internet friends on lists, what?
I literally just said I'd be okay with random people from here adding me, why would you be bragging?

what reason would I have to hurt you?

how horrible.

That inhumanly gap tho

I feel sick

goodnight

That seems pretty hard to do.

thx

I dunno I only read like half of what you said.

It was not

You only like yuri?
Gay.

They're a little silly, but so am I.

Ikt?

???

yeah it's like drawings aren't like...real? I dunno

don't wake up

I just felt like it.

Oh, it is.

Some people's tastes never change.

well stop feeling something so silly.

who you?

But I can't.

I feel very very confident in saying that I will not break your heart.

:D

Wiat what

Nin.

Is Ninjah even still around?

...

i sure hope nott

I'm too casual to be easily killing sortie level enemies

Depends on what's being talked about!

delet*

Good job
Night

wait, you're nin? but not ninjah?
haven't seen him in a while. should ask rin about him next time you see her, she seems to be in contact with him the most. I think. I dunno.

I don't remember a nin. when were you around before?

nou!

Kamoo?

not really. interacting with others is always horrible.

Nineran

this doesn't clear it up because I still don't know who that is, lol. thanks though, bardy.

That's mean.
What's with the lewd girls?

Oh, wow, I remember Nineran. But, no, I'm a muu.

Good morning.

i think a power only build has enough space to add armor and another resistance mod.
I like taking health over shield because it takes armor into account

also armor scales with your 2 iirc

im pretty hard

yuri is pure!

ouh i c
whats your main primary?

there's fun things to talk about

Idiot's back. How is everyone tonight and what did I miss?

Aha.

Anyways later.

But I can't trust you.

Yeah, got armor built on it, mostly just if 2 runs out.

Pervert.
You're still a pervert after all this time.

Byeee.

still no idea who this is. but that's alright.

what makes you say that?

ayo

tfw no bwakafeastmaking machine to make you food while you are distracted

Morning

theres an augment for your iron skin that lets you refresh it whenever

idk if u have space for it tho

huhh?!??
do i know you??

ELIGIBLE MALES (OR TRAPS) ARE WELCOME TO FUCK THIS BOIPUCCI

I NEED IT

GIMME

My favorite is Titania but I have a bunch of frames for different things
Like Loki and ivara for spy, ember for AFK, nezha for boipucci, etc
I kind of hate limbo though, his powers don't flow with the gameplay

post boihole

NO STOP

Hey Bard.
How are you doing tonight?

I don't know.

Oh, never heard of that, never actually got the augments.

Are you the original cupcake ponyposter or whoever it was?
Then again, I can't remember if they were pony or not.

You're silly.

Now acting as if you don't know me...
You're so cold.

*distracts*

very long wait
tomorrow around 1 30 my guitar should be coming in hopefully

unlucky enough for me I have to work at 3 so that really sucks
stuck working til I get friday off too so I cant put it through an amp til then but ill be happy enough just having it in my possession

what are you up to tonight?

No need to call yourself an idiot, that's just silly.

Who isn't a pervert, really?

Fun!

Afternoon

Jesus. I've seen this shit before. Now you're gonna end up an insatiable whore like a cat in perma-heat.

→

What the heck feku youll do it with kamuu but not me?

stop trying to stop this

you are drunk SD. go to bed.

yes, that is me. as far as I know I'm the only cupcake that's ever been in either the pony or anime communities that started on Holla Forums.

stop with these buzzwords they burn me so

why are you fucking bitches with bitches

oh i meant like weapon
cuz you mentioned not having the killing power

i like your selection of frames tho. I have 5 frames waiting for me in foundry because im too lazy to level them but i mainly use ivara for most things

what syndicates are you devoted to?
the augment makes your skin explode off and you can recast it to apply a new one

but you have no name . .??

is dat muu? i barely talked to him before

here's a c picture of swedish fishes ass

Anybody with class.

But you've converted to a superior fandom.

That hurts
We used to talk all the time!

hmph

i guess you're a non slut. Better get to work if you wanna get there.

Nah, i'm saying for them to post theirs instead

...

uhhh ecuse you
I'm a REFORMED
slut

So clearly noone here.

FUN
HEY CUP LET'S HAVE SOME FUN

I want to FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! a Xenomorph.

Oh primary weapon
Soma, vaykor hek, dread
Javlok just came out of the oven
Motherfucker uses standard ammo, the madmen just want me to go crazy with the fireball wand

the pony community wasn't so much about the show as it was about the people. still in contact with a lot of them. the anime thread here is the same way. it's just a circlejerk, the framing device is irrelevant.

not sure if we never met before or if I'm just having one of those issues I sometimes have because my memory is shit. either way, I have no idea who any "muu" is.

but that's your problem right there.

Not much. Got off work late again because we've had two people quit within the last week and nobody else but me was willing to cover for their shit apparently.

It's just my thing.

i dont think i hvave you added anywhere

atleast he rmemebmbered me after all this time

ooh is the javlok fun??

took an edible about 2 hours ago, hoping it kicks in soon

I mean first time was with scarlet tbh

doesn't really matter how much I liked anal, it was just bad

BUT OH FUCK BOI I WANT MORE

I'm basically their third sex wheel

too lazy to look for it or take it

No, you.

The steel meridian and the red edgelords.

not tired yet.

bleh

I go away for 5 fucking hours and this happens?
Yare yare daze...

I'm talking about your awakening and what i said still stands.

Make it someone else's thing instead.

What's up?

Happens alot in my job too
terrible feeling
maybe you should bust the managements balls for a raise for all the extra wrk you put in lateley

How you doing, Squid?

It's super awkward but also I just took limbo out too and he doesn't play nicely with guns
There's a delay when firing and projectile speed is slow, but you can mmb to just hurl the motherfucker
Doesn't go very far but it's fun as hell
Like a reverse gunblade
Primary that can melee

I suppose you're half-right.

Fuck off Gar-EE that's gay.

You should've seen me before but not much.

But generally you should at least have a general interest in the subject first

Then again most of the Neptunia fandom admits that the games were shit and they're just in it for cute girls but it's getting better

O-of course you do.
It's not my fault you're offline all the time.
Don't you remember all the fun we had in the ks/b/ days? Do you have amnesia?

Let's play a game. Now close your eyes and open your mouth and count to ten. Then guess which poster's penis it was.

my awakening of turning from a slut into a full on

GIGGAMEGAWHORESLUT9000

ONLY QUADS CAN KILL THE MEGAWHORE

You're lying.

Listen to what I'm listening to... I have infinite cards up my sleeve.

I was hoping to dget crossfaded but I think by the time the edible kicks in most of the alcohol in my system is going to be gone

Whose dick did I just bite off?

coool me too
you can actually have 4 if you picked those
just juggle between red veil and new loka
you will lose a little rep in steel meridian but you can gain it back ez

i hear you can use it like a predator missile with ivara navigator

you dont even have me added anywhere tho
also youre just looking at my steam for confirmation now

Its lit

I'm good
too many things vying for my attention

Only half?

mine

qué rico

Did we figure out who the britanon was

IAN YOU BETTER HAVE A NICE DICK OR THIS ISN'T GOING TO GO WELL

also I might not be going to AX, and if I do it's going to be only for a day or two

It's so fucking lit...

whats your opinion on cool ranch shelled tacos?

fun is for women and faggots.

I mean, yeah, at least with the pony threads I got pulled in because I checked out the show after seeing the threads and liked it, so I stuck around. but the anime threads I moved to because the pony ones were getting banned left and right and it seemed like the anime threads were the circlejerk to hop into. I do like anime but it was clear from the get go that the thread was just a place to chat with each other.

I've got issues with my memory. always been bad but a car accident a few years ago has caused problems. some parts of memory have just been erased completely. so forgive me for not remembering you at all.

why the hell would I lie about that?

Everything's a trap with me. If it doesn't appear to be a trap, it's definitely a trap.

Also, I bit off Paul's dick. Pressing F to pay respects.

kamuu or nineran

I need that , you know?

I thought it was orion

Well now you know what happened that time you were fucking Jenna...

fuck my life I need a dildo fucking ASAP

Eh, I don't really pay attention.

Because you're you!

Hop on, ma'am.

You in fact can
Every part of it is a projectile

But that requires effort...

Not much tbh. Getting extra hours at work because people quit and stuff.

I've only been with this company since November. Not even close to being eligible for a major pay raise yet.

You were the one that lived in Phoenix too, right?

yes

vying?

mm i looked this up. taco bell?
i haven't eaten taco bell
i eat actual tacos

I'm one of the most trustworthy people I know.

Take a ride on the Black Lotus.

Unless you no longer use things or you removed me
But I don't exactly add a lot of people in the first place, I don't really use stuff like steam or skype anymore

Okay 8/9 then.

No, no, that's not really it. I mostly remember you because pony threads were pretty high-profile and I can't remember if you made somescript stuff or something
But I don't remember you being in the anime circlejerk too much on Holla Forums unless it was back in the Haikus era when I was only really lurking

Jeez

Yeah and?

Well, more money

Everyone always needs that vy attention

And who are you claiming to have class?

Vente pa aca y tu seras el postre mami~

Nigga this is dat Carnitas shit
With cueritos and everything

ITS KAMUU

There's literally 0 difference between any of those old age generic sluts
You've seen one you've seen them all

soundcloud.com/co-a/babys-on-the-bbc

Bitches

Fuck you Soto

nah I didn't make anything of note. I was a very popular poster at the time though.

yeah I showed up like, middle of 2012 I think? somewhere in 2012, that's for sure. was there until shortly after my car accident when I withdrew from almost all online community stuff including talking to people in private. wasn't around when they moved here to Holla Forums and missed the /aneki/ board entirely.

I dunno where I was going with that

...

well I am.

I may be a whore but at least I have some self respect, nigger

Signs point to nah. You did a good job!

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Swedish fish doesnt have any self respect because he ate that too

I'll have you know most of us were underage when we started posting and we're still barely past teenage years now.

I'm not a pervert, is all.

Sooounds about right. Nothing to worry about,t hen.

Oh well :P
what do you spend your rep on?

sounds like fun
but ill probably forget about this and never end up farming it

i was just testing stereotypes. I dont eat taco bell either, but I know mexicans that say they love taco bell

well idk anything else besides discord
and I dont really have much people on discord

Amazon Prime
Get one with 1-2 day delivery
You're welcome

Accept my invite on Discord.

Pretty much. My hours got cut almost in half at the beginning of the year because of some drastic changes made to the Arizona state minimum wage, so this kind of makes up for it.

I spent my rep on a black lotus so I can drop Omnath first turn every game.

Good job, you fucked up

thats one I know too well
been there and done that

Cup go sleep

waow you have a black lotus???
isnt that like a million bucks

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27k

You want to see it?
soundcloud.com/wavemob/skit-kareful-lotus

You too, squid

That felt like thread over...

...

muuuuuuuuuuuuu?

...

You're lying.

Mostly just relic packs.

Gay

Yeah, moredosh is always nice

sup cato

Fish just dont shit all over Ian's dick

Procrastinating
I think this guy is funny

Are you guys the slightest bit appreciative of the fact that I take a break from literal God War to help make your game more interesting?

that's what condoms and enemas are for

...

New Fish nudes when?

i dont get it

Solid play. You earned %&23b pts.

I mean, I have no way of making you believe me, but I'm not.

no u.

oh I didn't realize this was you, cato. I thought it was like, tp or something. you usually post pictures.

yeah I am tired now, so gonna go to bed. goodnight thread.

Those are Gryffindor colors...

...

You want em
I got em

How do I make an ico file stay mounted to a folder even if I move one of them?

Yes, I'm mostly on discord but to be honest I try to avoid the people from around here a bit. Reasons.

Why're your filenames different the N isn't captialized and the 10 here is a different picture

...

They tend to shift a lot these days...

...

Me, most of the time...

It's just some fat Russian guy who makes silly videos

Is that a lot of points?

Goddamnit, you're not actually supposed to go to bed

and who else randomly says "fuck you soto?!"

...

What do?

I am the worst

that is medical grade enema there

do you have me mixed up for someone else?

the poor man's enema is just a bottle of water

fun

Prove it

I have listened to shake that 510 times

Welcome to Calvinball!

I thought the filenames looked a bit odd.

You're awfully similar and awfully convincing, but now I think about it there are some obvious differences.

on one hand I'm tired

on the other hand I don't know if the edible has kicked in yet and it'd feel like a waste

Roll with the punches?

I'm just going through his short dumb stuff

Who is calvin?!

Why are you so cruuude?

Man I wish Ian wouldn't fuck Fish cause he can do better but he's pretty desperate

I guess this really is Shikata ga nai

Take good care of him Fish

I feel kinda bad for Colbs though
He's a virgin and he's gonna go straight for the the boipussy first instead of actual pussy

That's gonna be tough for him
And you too, dont fuck this up

:3

Too taxing.

...

who did you think i was?

I have been told I give remarkably good head

so that thing about him being a virgin wasn't a meme?

wow, um... guess I'll do my best

Then my life would break you.

Am I wrong?
Do I have to fuck someone up?!

no u

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laci green confirmed for roastie

I've dealt with enough shit I think I could manage.

fuck you soto

N-nobody. I wonder if they still come here...

I can attest to this.

lmao'ing at colbert irl and the stinky anal sex with fish who is 4 times his body weight

Lmao

What's up man

Nah its no meme

I try to hook him up with chicks but he's really shy
I would literally have to pull his dick out and like shove it in for him

why hee didnt bang that smoking hot prog snob nigger horsepussy instead i will never know

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murder?

Says the guy who hasn't left his house in days because cybering on Holla Forums is too taxing...

nigga who are you

chill out paul

methinks secretely he's a little gay

Not much
kind-of planning a trip to aussieland for this summer

You?

I don't leave my house because there is nothing to do in Iowa. Not to mention being literally iced inside.

Oh I'll fuck you alright

YAMEROOOOO

I sniped you but you predicted the sniping so...

Im afraid you have an automatic weapon
YOU'R FIRIN SHOTS LEFT AND RIGHT

Y-yeah.

wow gay

guess I gotta do all the work as usual

rman?

You're gonna end up murdered if you keep that up

i hope it gives them good feelings.

...

HAHA
IOWA MEME
you're the only other person who understands

I'm not a bad man
I ust don't got many friends
I'm kinda shy
laid back guy
This is just the means to an end

hm?
I want to do a couple-week long roadtrip

You have to realize that it just happens, right? My finger isn't even on the trigger it just goes.

we talked like 2 days ago but hes veri busy with a 60hr work week

He's harmless

me too

I though you were going to the land down under in like a month or so...

Save me from this hell scape.

for a second there I got really fucking confused because I thought squash was secretly bard this whole time somehow because bard is from iowa

What's the end and how'd you get wrapped up in this?

It cannot be done. I went into hell to save my friend's sister, and I actually succeeded. I'm not eager to go back.

haha yeah he's a new guy here but we all love him

It used top be so loneley

I can't remember
It's just all there ever was

okay is socks a new person with a pension of spouting nonsense or is it tay 2.0

people sometimes think i'm american or that i don't live here.

you are mexican right?
do they have taco bells were you live?

Do you wish there could be more? I'm clearly not trapped in this bullshit and am merely visiting briefly.

I suspected as much

Don't go into banking or whatever, kids

I know, it was a pun

in a couple months
and I dont know what rman means!

My favorite part about Iowa is how when you're driving everybody does that hand wave thing over the top of their steering wheels

Vylee de que parte de Mexico es tu familia?

yeah It changed alot over the years

hardly even the same

I love the texting and driving here.

Around here they just raise 4 fingers up with their hand still on the wheel.

[ ] IN JAIL
[X] JUST VISITING

I'm willing to bet you got suckered into the caste system.

yeah, i meant people irl.
i haven't seen any but there are enough tacos.

Can the real kettems please stand up?

not much suckering when you're at the top, baby

bard never talks to me anymore

he said something about shitty coworkers causing the situation so i think its temporary

does that mean you are a light skinned one?

You ever seen anything like me before? I put Samsara on tilt, m8.

...

Around here, all you get is a middle finger if you're lucky.

You must be very lucky, because you just got the double bird and I'm not even driving...

HAHAHAHA
YES
THEY JUST LIKE LIFT THEIR HAAND OVER THE WHEEL
YOUUNDERSTAND

Wanderer
Drifter
there are many

The Boston Brahmin or Boston elite are members of Boston's traditional upper class.

Growing up in the midwest.
Like kin, you and I.

JFYI the Wanderer keeps his spirit chest locked tight. Mine's more like one of those trap chests you see in RPGs where you try to loot it and it bites your hand off.

yup I reckons you dig deep enough we probably is

This thread needs a female version of soto.

I think you're just shy

thatd be fucking hot

yeah

we need Fuji

It's better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all.

What if we actually were?

I gave away my dreams for free... I allowed myself to be judged. I was told that nothingness would follow, and my soul would be subsumed into the eidolon. What the dreaming ones found was so horrific they spit me back out.

There are no Taco Bells in Morelia and El DF that I saw

I did eat at a McDonalds and KFC and its different from the US
I also saw a Pizza Hut

My mind was blown when I saw those cause I hadn't seen them in like 4 years while I was in Guatemala but they had them in Mexico
I was so salty
Fucking piece of shit spics have this but we dont?

that would be hilarious and meme worthy

Me and my best friend are not so distantly related and I think that's really cool because we only became friends about 3 years back

fucking small towns man

and it's a pretty small state you know?

wink

I was born in the desert, but I changed classes in Alaska.

I've navigated Fire anomalies, Electric anomalies, Corrosive anomalies, Space anomalies, and Bear anomalies. The Zone is my bitch.

More accurately, she's my trap queen.

Still unlikely.
My family is from Texas, I was born in Minnesota, and moved to Missouri.

I'll show you anomalies.

wtf quit sexualizing me you faggot

Who is more like me tho
Chii, Fuji, Emma, Gueros gf (lol forgot her name), or...fuck is that the only girls in this community?

I need to kick your ass at Melee with Bowser soon to remind you where we stand.

i'm brown

sip, soy del norte

That's a pretty cute lineage

the bulky of mine are from Pennsylvanie

the rest are in iowie

Imo fuji is like the female you
The only bro out of all those BITCHES

...

I'm Bro, doot.

But that isn't even the Svarog detector, Svarog detector is way more advanced and grey/black.

bard still doesnt notiec me

talk to me when youre a hot female version of yourself

faggot

a brown qt

Things tend to shift in people soup.

BUT ARE YIOU GIRL??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

i SAID HMPH

What gender is a Lotus?

Oh shit I forgot about Sabs

Visitas de vez en cuando?

O casi ya no vaz?

I forgot about Sabs but tbh she's too nice and rarely drinks

I dont want to soil her reputation by calling her a female soto

Fuji is cool af tbh

brb hrt

Stalker soup isn't even a good mod at all, all about that misery.

...

...

the most awkward part about the anal tbh was that he used oil instead of a water based lube, so my asscrack was oilier than the deepwater horizon

ciatationmachine.net is the best thing ever

Love those FPS drops he's getting, truly make the game great.
Just should go full Misery.

You ever meet me in the Zone? The name's Dimuka Ninja.

...

Sabrina is definately a unique one of a kind entity

anime was a mistake

colberts probably going to eat the ass
and fish is going to let a big stinky fart out right in his face lol
brrrrrrrrapppppppppppppptzzz

Very unique.

I hear they roll both ways

Nah, but a lot of other names have gone by.

my sides

more nudes plz

"I was utterly fucking mind-blown, the bandit leaders have fucked up. They must have made an error, no man so badass as to have their name as Ninja be ranked as rookie. The guy must have been utterly ripshit-pissed about this, and gave a finger to the bullshit wussies they call "Exprienced" bandits by fucking murdering a pseudogiant all by himself.

The sheer amount of respect was overwhelming, I can't bring myself to face this God damn definion of badassery created by the Gods themselfs, he would frigging kill me by just looking angrily at the general direction of me and I would disintegrate.
I back down away from him, keeping a eye-contact and keeping my weapon down as to respectively say "You're the boss, I got jack's shit on you and I'm GTFO'ing from here"

I flank the whole general area of this guy from 50m away, and proceed to kill the bandit leader. I'm sure the Ninja of badassery appreciates this, because Borov is a fucking retard for taking the guy as a mere rookie. After taking the key and jumping over the fence from tower, I take a last glance on the Bandit base. I swear to myself to remember this embodient fury of Odin and his name.

I walk away from the place. And with the name in my mind, I remember to stay the fuck away from bandit base from now on."

Once you go black lotus...

haha
you're a funny one

You know we talk IRL with some frequency, right?

She's like an angel

She looks like one too

Lmao Kirino was

Fish is gonna give him the good ol butt cough when Ian's eating the whole ass

aww.

She's an angel out of Gods and Monsters by Lana Del Rey...

That's just so incredibly hard to beleive that I just cant beleive it
yoou're rusing me

tfw bard ignores you after begging for attention

sorry but doggee cuter

TONGUES DO NOT BELONG IN ASSES

DICKS YES

TONGUES NO

RIMMING IS LITERALLY A SCAT FETISH

KILL YOURSELF

Post your ass.

I saved a whole lot of these back in the day.

Still not the saint of the zone.

said someone whos never been rimmed

wonder what the heck ever brought her here

ANUS NO GOOD

PROSTATE YES

ANUS NO

I mean this one isn't new to me, I'm hoping you have more

post anus please

Ian is probs gonna wanna eat your poo

Nope, we play SSBM fairly often and we went and got a burrito and some homeless dude tried to sell me a laptop and stuff. Ring any bells?

soundcloud.com/vlhll/n-d3-r3y-gods-and-monsters-and

Would I be remiss to suggest that nothing belongs in anuses?

Bitch the zone is my wife.

I want to lick a cute girls prostate

Colbert does seem like the type of nigga to eat the ass first

todavia vivo ahi porque estoy estudiando

and after

he eat the ass after you cum in it obvs

you*

Any of you ever meet the Witch of Blackbird Pond?

That's an ancient memory
I think their name was
@lice

...

...

you suck the cum out the ass and spit it in their face

or was that (butterfly)

No, their name was not alice.

Probably.

If you haven't spent 300+ hours in each of the games, nope.

Butterfly is a better guess, but Amber might be closer?

You've never played STALKER irl, have you? My meatpuppet has.

624/448

edible high is peaking, no time for sleep

sorry doggo, I've got MEMES to spread.

I'll be in bed soon k?

(baby speak) who's a good boy? yes you are sushi. little doggy~

I FINALLY GET THIS IMAGE

I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST CALLING HIM A JEW

AND THEN I LOOKED AT IT THIS TIME

INSTANT

Me vieras dicho
Yo pense que estabas aca en los estados unidos lol

En que vas? Bachillerato o Universidad?

He nearly died doing it, and he was like two hours by helicopter from the nearest town of 120.

hmm sorry darling I'm not sure if I have the memory there

I'm from Iowa you see

I thought you were from India?

don't be, doggos are always cuter

'swedish fish on the subject of colbert eating his ass'

ahahahahahaha

That's ridiculous I'm American

just realised how random and confusing that picture is

a level, spray bottle, laptop, dusty ass fan, bed sheet covering something

I've done that, with real guns.

FASTEN YOUR SEATBELTS

more than that he's MIDWEST american which is true america

la uni
tengo que ir a dormir para ir mañana

i keep getting blank responses whenever i mention bard

its okay but im into girls anyways

Increasingly flustered paul.

...

Bard went too deep.

fish do you have discord or steam

Amen
god bless this beautiful heartland

...

We've already done blood sugar. I keep things fresh!

steam is amyvictoria

*increasingly nervous foreigner*

Yet you quoted it.

normally it's very colxd bt things are weird this year

I mean we have like an inch of ice everywhere but its hardly cold

COMBINATION STYLE

If I add you on steam will you keep it in your pantsu?

Tarantula?

yes

Do you promise? You're gonna have to promise. Promises made with me are enforced by enochian demonic entities, fyi. This is not a joke.

...

I know one who is literally desperate for a chance to fuck with someone.

um

are desperate to do the fuck you may do the fuck with me