Flat is justice
Flat is justice
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The face you make when you have sex with everybody
if a girl is flat
then where does milk come from for breakfast
Going through my old college notes and found a page on Alice
You only agree because you're flat.
From the daddy
you c-c-c-can't stutter on vowels
a-lice s-s-s-s-ays so
You can not
Flat is justice
Doubly so on boys
Pump yourself full of estrogen and find out.
What a girly font.
I can and am.
From her cock, duh.
Let's be real, no one prefers flat chests; they just settle for them.
These snapchats luke just sent me are scary as fuck.
He is yiffing with like 3 guys
MMMMM, coffee and creme egg tea cakes.
What a world we live in.
You've spent too much time on mlpchan.
You are unable to prove it, however.
is this a boy?
or a girl?
daddies dont give milk dumbo
well I suppose I do want some anise milk rn
but that's jello
The way I prove it would just be giving you exactly what you want.
Make a (wo)man out of you to defeat the Huns or something.
Flat girls worst girls.
Man I used to get a lot of awards back in the day
I would've made 2002 Loco so jelly with this
can you draw?
what the HECK happened
I just wanted to meme, senpai
Also that place has a couple of resident (in at least one case literal) autists who chased away anybody vaguely feminine long ago.
This thread has far more trannys
maybe some of the stuff was toothpaste
traps and futa
Angels baseball tickets
That's less of a prize and more of a punishment.
resident (in at least one case literal) autists who chased away anybody vaguely feminine long ago
Also another person who doesn't have a name
I wanna defeat hunnic forces
but I dont jiggle when touched
I think the only thing I've ever seen of him is constantly trying to encourage actual incest to really disturbing degrees.
Gimme that franch dressing, Burt~
You just want to be "pillaged" by Attila.
I'm sorry I was born this way ;~;
My parents used to make me take handwriting/cursive classes
Fucking Luke lmao
Yeah I could draw
Almost anyone can draw
Its not rocket science
I drew a picture of a landscape or someshit
I dont remember
The savings Bond was nice
I can't draw :D
He's gone full creeperweird on multiple females.
He is literally autistic and does not understand social interactions properly.
Oh man I remember the Employee of the Month meme
Only because I don't have anything even remotely similar to that picture saved.
employee of the month is a good feeling
prod of ou buddy
He is literally autistic and does not understand social interactions properly.
Welcome to Holla Forums.
Enjoy your stay.
If I wanted it so bad I wouldn't be taunting you over it, would I?
all asians are gay
thats a fact
you'll never be a western roman woman dragged across the steps as sex slave for life
Not meme autism you dolt
Also other shit that makes him retarded but I cbf going into his weird not-downs shit
You literally already said you enjoy doing that.
no but for real everybody here has real irl non meme autism
I guess I am just good at drawing/writing
I dont really draw now though
I remember I used to draw qt animu girls in my notebook in HS
Damn that's ancient though
das adorable man
oh man i bombed these courses so badly
You need help.
I only posted there intermittently when someone told me to.
It's pretty much the same as this place but slower and with a lot more people just "bumping" the thread with blank posts with pony images.
Enjoy making a man out of Guero.
help me fight the huns
You know it kinda helps taking notes if you can read them afterwards
I can't believe I wanted to major in Psychology
lol what was I thinking
Imagine me being a therapist?
True, but I also doubt it'll get me anywhere.
Yeah kinda. then again, back when you posted there, it was A) no slower than this thread now, and B) pretty different to how that thread is these days. It's fallen super hard to cliquey shit. And yes, I'm sure I'll get the "but this place is too!" response but this place doesn't literally cycle through 3.5 different groups who literally never interact and rarely have more than one of said groups posting at any given time.
It's fallen pretty low.
Then whats your reason for posting all these anime tddies?
you will never be a heathen baby dashed against the stones
Did you quit?
Dunno, you might be a chill therapist.
Use your massive 3 foot long dildo to bludgeon the Huns to death.
I almost never checked outside the /b/read for however short that was.
But when I did, it was just constant "I'm just pretending to be retarded" arguing of ToyBox and his inverse, the far right.
I am very tired and not good at handling me being tired and am vulnerable to suggestion in this state.
my arms are tiny
Yeah sure, make up whatever excuse makes you feel better!
3 foot long dildo
It's actually 3 feet around.
Yeah I dropped out like 3 semesters in
I was thinking of going back but lack the motivation to do so
I'd just serve the patient a drink and be like "Yo, you wanna watch some anime with me?"
Make a spear:
Sharpened one of your dildos.
Get your broom.
Duct tape it to the end of it.
Murder the Huns.
Then make some gay sounds with a vocaroo
I will .
using the rest of the site ever
Whatchu like then
When you have a depressive teen "lmao watch evangelion"
Go become a tech support or something it's ez i was told
Dont break it you fat piece of shit
That's gay though
UV your bed and post results
Moeshit will help cure their depression probs
I've been told before too
I could probably do that tbh
Just seems so boring though
do it anyways and sound sleepy as fuck
Nothing I do is day.
thats not how they work
You'd win by surprise alone.
No one would expect a woman to charge them with a dildo as a weapon.
They'd run in terror.
doing things at sub-peak performance
Like actual tech support or more dev
Because the latter is chill but the first is hell
Nothing day but everything gay!!!!!
Itried there is nothing except feathers and hair
I have yet to watch ep 2 of Demi chan
Too lazy to get up and turn computer on
huns aren't THAT stupid
If I hear you at your worst then you'll sound even better at your best.
Clean sheets and stuff.
Maybe they'd think of you as one of their own.
Oh, I forgot to post battlestation at you
Liking ducks and stuff.
Also post battlestation :>
now that's just too gay
uh no ?
What's the difference? Lol
Oh lol I sorta forgot about that
I just assumed you have a shitty laptop and lied about having a battlestation
Link me the full doujin pls
W O W
Keeping it for myself.
Do it anyway!
B-Butt I wanna fap to it
I'm just teasing lol
I bet you're cleaning it up rn getting it all ready for a pic
Actually I took a pic of it the morning after you told me to :^)
I just forgot about it
aka I don't gotta clean shit now :^)
Like I said before, keeping it to myself.
Who hates me more, you or Darwin?
That's pretty neat actually huh
why are the monitors crooked though
I go too ham with osu! spinners :^)
Nah, I end up moving them a bunch and I don't really care enough to fix it :3
I could never beat him at anything.
Did you see her keyboard?
What the heck?
He's a freaking noob at everything he does though!!
I'll go with the spinners explanation.
Just... gotta remember to get the hell out when you start osuing
I could never beat my dad at anything though.
Don't look at the connection between the two desks though
I just fixed that today
He always let me win :3c
He just trying to get out of the friendzone though.
Damn Ems, its so plain
Not that that's a bad thing or anything. Cause I love me some minimalism
What do you do with 3 monitors anyways?
I only use the 2 on the bottom and the top is usually if I wanna lay down and watch something.
Still though nice battlestation and like Ikt said fucking straighten out and line up those bezels
Why does everyone call Neru a her?
Is he like transitioning or something?
Also nah, I just joined earlier this thread
You made me take a closer look.
I'm triggered now.
they're not THAT racist
How are you, love?
Damnit, I really wished I paid more attention to Tropico 4.
This game is sick as fuck.
Just noticed that shit rn
Why is there a layer of ply wood under the desk itself?
Why are you mickey mousing that shit?
The Mexican inside me wants to go over there and fix it
Soto lets Mexicans inside him
How's that racist?
Soto fix my furniture
Soto, build The Wall™.
Nigga just buy some new furniture
Usually its never worth fixing unless its a really nice looking one
I'd be down if the pay is good
just let me play the race card
Your dad is trying to get out of the friendzone with me?
I don't need anything super flashy though, that's lame :3
Usually it's one for game one for stream and then one for kinda whatever.
Depending on what's happening it can be two streams or something.
That sounds like so much effort though.
It's between my mouse and keyboard so it's not that bad but I fixed it anyways and learned how to use a drill :3c
It's like, three separate Ikea tabletops, I'm not Mexican I don't know how to build things.
My dad did it from some website
also what does mickey mousing mean
Tired. Unsure. You?
You're cucking me.
I just do it 'cos everyone else does, tbqh.
It's fucking disgusting
I would never!
Race cards = Best card game.
Better than Yu-Gi-Oh
I have the day off.
I'd expect something kinda girly or at least like some weeb shit.
It looks like a secretary office up in that bitch lol
Oh yeah I keep forgetting you unironically watch GDQ and other streams.
Eh, I dont really use the TV
I feel like 2 monitors is all everyone ever really need
Also, well that's actually nice though
You have a huge ass corner desk by the looks of it
Your dad must really like you lmao
It's amazing how this thread manages to eat all available time
Same. It is good, I guess.
Socks, you ever played Tropico 4?
I learnt what 'Overhead' means! A complicated economic term I didn't know just now!
Yay! Will you cozy it up?
not even that bad
Do you have weebstuff
this seems about right...
Kinda triggers me but oh well lmao
Also that shit looks crusty as fuck
I'm a neatfreak so I'm kinda dying inside rn
Grow out your pedo mustache again and cut all of your hair off.
I don't even own any weeb things!
Yeah, I really only end up using 2 of them most of the time but the third is definitely nice to have once in a while.
Mhmm, each tabletop is 100cm x 60cm so it's 200cm x 160cm total, it's nice having all the space :3
Cozy it up? :3
I have a blanket right now for some comfy time~
as long as Im young im gonna keep dressing silly
I have a poster right above my monitors
I also have a couple of remi figures but dont have them on my desk cause clutter triggers me
I just have them in their original boxes in my closet lmao
Soto look at this
Also lmao clean freak. Nothing else?
idk if my whiteboard counts where I scribble random stuff on
Oh man that's comfy
But your desk and place is so white and not decorated though!
Having that much space is great though, I can barely fit two monitors on my tiny desk.
Wait that drop of liquid is from my bottlecap I threw on the desk
Btw, sorry for nonsense discussion.
How be you?
H-How am I supposed to decorate it?
cum on spacebar
Go full indonigger.
It's the only way.
Doing great. Don't worry, I'm inured to it and I see both levels.
Comfy warm light and random clutter? I can never keep my desk clean.
IS NOT CUM
It's totally cum you little perv
You should pray your avatar never learns to read between the lines...
I only like the idea of being that wrinkled slant eyed smoking grandpa with a cane.
but that's very far away.
Oy I'm not gonna hotglue my freshly washed keycaps.
Psychic G's can make you puke!
You're more of a weeaboo than I am and you dont have any figures, wallscrolls/posters, mats, or anything?
How does that even happen?
Kinda jelly you have a room big enough to fit all of that in there
Mines kinda small but I'm upgrading in a couple weeks to a room that's empty :3
Yeah I'm a bit of a neat freak
That's about it for my desk, and some fishies on the side.
Soundbar on top by the TV and subwoofer on the bottom.
Looks like cum to me
Are you 100% sure?
How many people realize that this place is ground fucking zero for cute anime meme psychic warfare?
My desk is pretty dusty though
Fuck now I want to clean it
Fuck you Ikt
It's only gonna get dustier...
There's my phone and a water bottle on it now.
Plus osu tablet.
Because people come over and I pretend to be a normie :3
Pretty damn sure.
N-no 60% keyboard hate? No RGB hate?
That looks comfy clean somehow despite no random things. I guess the colors work. also fishes
ALSO NOT CUM
Also keypad soon(TM) right?
Sounds like 95% sure to me, m8.
"i tried to kickflip over my homies corgi while high on meth and accidentally stomped the truck of the skateboard into the dogs head. the dog lived but i got banned from the kids house and had to apologize and pay $40. in my defense the dog moved"
Did you manage to fix your shit?
""That whale is HUGE! Let's name it after sperm, which is small". And that's how irony was born, friend to hipsters and anemics alike until it was lost forever when Biggie Smalls died and took the last known reserves of irony down with him."
Anyone want to play LoL?
Two of them!
They were processed by customs yesterday :3
Emily hotglued his freshly washed key caps
your setup looks pretty comfy soto
tfw not enough floor space for nice desk
You were trying super hard to fix some broken theme or coding or something all yesterday???
"About to land in San Salvador, El Salvador to begin my quest to rise to the top of the notorious street gang MS-13. I'm getting jumped in tonight and tomorrow ill get my face inked and start putting in work. Ive set aside a year to become an underboss. Gonna look pretty slick on my Harvard med school application when they see I spent my gap year before undergrad not being a little bitch. Should have probably learned some Spanish before I left. Bonjour Señor, che cosa? Соси мой хуй! ~namaste ~"
i was only mentioning about the theme settings and scripts i use to subtle?
You're not gonna make me doubt myself.
Two! Neato. Where do they need to come from?
stop this bullying
I want emily to hotglue me
Emily is Wish, right?
I mean probably not but...
"Ever since weed was legalized its been impossible to find a neurosurgery job with all these former dealers going back to medical school. You try to hide in plain sight but your slanty eyes and mandarin dialect are a dead giveaway."
No, that's Emma.
renting small ass room is cozy until you realize with a king size bed you literally only have a 4 by 2 foot floor space and you can't fit SHIT in there
emily is ikt
"Why is my lightsaber black and floppy?" inquired the young Jedi to master Yoda. "Very mysterious the force is, understanding its ways, very foolish it is" master Yoda responds sagely before continuing the sexual assault.
Why do you go so out of your way to pretend to be a normie?
Just cause they know you watch anime doesn't make it the end of the world, ya know
Tiny = cute imo
Its nice, I've seen your battle station before and I'm jelly of your receiver
I also have a bad habit of putting my feet on the table like a delinquent
Though it'd be comfier with you right here with (;
lmao no homo bro
tfw a sufficiently advanced poster is indistinguishable from a neural network chatbot
Only if you give me head pats.
Blink 179, Blink 180, Blink 181, Blink 182.... *reaches enlightenment*
I sleep on a twin bed cause honestly
Bigger desk > Bigger bed
""...and we had to c-walk uphill both ways". -some old head on the block trying to crimp along a young homie said in astonishment at the straight up trifiling these days done over some bullshit. Probably."
I don't really even go out of my way to pretend or anything.
It's just autism or something :3
C'mon, pals. Some of these are pretty funny!
Isn't this a better activity for the avatar of the godhead of awe than smiting or mindraping?
Oooh that's good, thought it was from Chinaland.
I could build my own keyboard as there's this guy who's selling like 10 keycaps should I do this?
Cute keyboards are the best. This receiver is neat, dad turned out to like his old JVC from the 80's or something better so I got this one. Got some old but okay bookshelf speakers to match and now everything is loud when I turn it up
Also aren't you one?
That's Dr. Wait... WHAT? to you.
id have a beer and watch anime with you nigga comfy af
no homo required
yeah this bed is a gift anyway so i couldnt really complain
i would have taken a twin
u gotta remember though im a big ass dude i need a tall and pretty wide bed
What about switches?
Do it :3
My Dust username is "waitwhat". How's that for a suckerpunch?
not a joke tho
what gpu/cpu do you have?
Ooooh I mean switches, not keycaps.
Have a choice of Gaterons so probably gonna go red for a gamepad and that smooth feel.
Okay! Hitting the guy up.
What the fuck is wrong with you
they've been doing random lines of text for the past couple days. :|
I guess its sorta like my whole "no speaking of anime unless its at a con" kind of autism
Man we should get married
I saw a tiny IBM one the other day at a yard sale and wanted to get it but it was light gray and wouldn't go with my red/blk/gry set up
We have a receiver that we never use and is really nice and from the 90s but my soundbar is 2modern for it so I just connect it via HDMI lol
IM A NICE GUY IRL YOU KEYBOARD CUMMER
I am satisfied.
EL OH EL SO RANDUMB XDDDD
Please define "random lines of text".
This is so tame though.
There's nothing random about what I'm doing, you just don't understand it.
HI MY NAME IS KATI BUT U CAN CALL ME THE PENGUIN OF DOOM!
you forgot your spork
I am super tame.
see if you can defeat them yourself.
I'M NOT SPAMMING RANDOM LINES OF TEXT LIKE AN IDIOT.
THERE'S A PATTERN I SWEAR IT'S JUST A PATTERN ONLY I KNOW.
I'm just havin' a giggle, m8. Keeps me sane, sometimes.
Almost as bad as:
I'M NOT A FAGGOT, I SWEAR.
I ONLY IRONICALLY SUCKED THAT DUDE'S DICK.
Everything you do.
You're so "silly" it makes me want to puke.
ironic posting is still ironic posting
How is this guy's random text any worse than Luka going bump at everything or his pitty parties?
Also a twin is still pretty aight even for big people
Though it isn't really long so that might be a problem but I sleep in like a fetal position cause its comfy
Then call it what it is.
You're spamming random lines of text like a fucking idiot, no one really cares if it entertains you to do so.
So close, and yet so far.
So far, and yet so close.
I can segue into far more vicious segments of text that explain what's really going on here, if you would like...
because test enjoys being as inconsistent as possible to keep us all guessing
Keeps me sane
You did this every kind of wrong.
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.
I give Luka shit every time those get to me.
This guy has been xd crazy every time I see him and it's finally bothered me enough.
Thats so tame.
This is dirty.
HECK maybe it was a spacesaver model M or model F or something. I've been wanting that lately. My current keyboard case is crappy white, thinking of painting it black or something to match the rest. Maybe cut of a piece on top to make it more like those expensive Poker 3's.
Get some huge speakers from a thrift store like I did.
Also maybe nice yes but you're still a bully <3
Pats are had.
Demi-chan III when
Test is cute though.
Why knot filter him?
This is a decently fair assessment of this exam
let's get dirty together
Ironic posting is still posting. *
ok fixed :3
you shut up, no one bullies test but me.
"xd" crazy? Please define.
Because I don't want to.
I'm too interesting to user for user to filter me, which is a blessing and a curse.
Do it. Only I can bitch.
You're not interesting.
You're a fucking tryhard.
Do you guys still not realize why I'm here?>>1593071
Because you couldn't get attention by acting "whacky" in real life.
Oh, I easily could have. I'm not "whacky". I'm just criminally insane.
I could but the police said if I keep it up I'm going to jail so I had to come here.
Your set up is fine tho
The desk is a lil light but that as about it
We have two floor speakers we dont use that are connected to the receiver and they are like 200 watts EACH
They'd be wayyyyy too loud for this room
I only bully people cause its my way of showing affection :3
Woah even a blushing avatar
I'm just criminally insane.
"tee hee I'm a dangerous psychopath irl guise"
it's so you know how super serious I'm flirting right now.
What is all this chat about mind raping?
I'm trying to build my tropical utopia and it is distracting me. @[email protected]
I'm quoting the song, idiots.
mind break is a good fetish.
ur mom was quoting a song last night while I was BU BU BANGIN' her
Nobody's banged my mom in possibly decades lmao.
I wan to build fishing ports! I DO Not want to have a boner!
Somebody give me attention pls.
If I had to guess, Sunday.
Konosuba II when?
OH, HELLO IKA, GLAD YOU'RE BACK
just try not to think about getting pounded so hard and so long that your brain literally shorts out and you're just a drooling sloppy mess that can only think about dicks.
That's not how I like to mindbreak.
that's really cool but I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU ABOUT THAT
Ohh, I have one with Cherry Reds and the other Gateron Clears for that tasty 35g
W-What the heck? I'm sorry, you're trying too hard and it's creeping me out and I can't!
Being already stupid
Getting fucked so hard, I'd be fucked silly.
Subjectively it seemed like an eternity because it was pure psychic torture. Breakdown of causality, suspension of cosmological laws, annihilation of space-time. Turbo barrage of hideous distorted skull-faces in endlessly mutating fractal patterns. Sinister hate-filled whispers crackling with electronic white-noise static.
that's the dream, scanner. that's the dream.
say it in three words.
not even a minute between those posts
missed two other posts directed at you
that's.....not a complete answer to my question ,_,
i luv cock
Apophenia. Coleridge. Zersetzung.
I didn't even notice the otp part of your trip until just now.
I don't like these three words. I regret this immensely.
yeah I'm trying to find one with OTP so it's easier to spot.
I also like cuties
I still can't get through the tutorial of this game because I can't stop reading tnis thread and thinking of mindbreak stuff.
I hate you, Holla Forums
I CAN'T GET OUT OF THE BOX, STEVEN
You want three more?
Those aren't realy though.
I feel like it would be a mistake, so yes.
trap and shota cocks are pretty damn cute.
Exit the tab.
Hello you STINKY parrot
Go eat a cracker ugly
oh, well see now it's an entirely different post and I look foolish. thanks a lot emma.
I don't wanna!
Both are good!
minus the word cock and my post still works even after your correction. all is well.
Hmmn, hmmn, I see. *takes notes*
You had an entire 6 seconds to react though. git gud
Hi elma ^W^
trying to hard
I literally said let's get married which is probably the best joke I've said this year
If I wanted to try hard I'd do some cheesy anime bullshit like "you are the iroha to my hachiman" since you're fuckin weeb trash
my post and your post went through at the exact same time, yours was faster because you cheated by not attaching an image.
Phone posting is hard and my gf is messaging me now. Sorry x_x
was just bustin' your girlballs. you know I love ya.
/busts your girlballs kindly
were you here for this thread
follow the posts
God I wish that were me.
yeah same ;_;7
No more busting. I'm already in pain everywhere
Saw I missed the deal for Tropico 5 and thought 'I never completed this; this deal comes often so... let's relearn this game and see if I love it.
The is though; I;m high as all fuck right now and I'm just amazed with how deep this game is that I'm too awestruck to really finish the tutorial. Plus this thread is full of gay shit I like so making no progress whatsoever.
Oh, and I'm listening to a playthrough of Cyberpunks2020.
get your gf to give you a massage
It is such a deep game...
that game was so good
Being a dictator is hard, mang.
Hoh, some good taste.
She's why I'm in pain tho x_x
We're supposed to have another sleepover tomorrow night and also Saturday
I got 2 and 3 in a sale on the vita. never had played them before. holy fuck they were good. both of them. then borrowed my brother's ps3 to play 4, and got 5 and played through it as well. fucking spectacular series.
tfw that was an Iroha quote
s i x s e c o n d s
tropico is sim city? :)
no pain no gain, maddie.
Maddie and Maddiewife sitting in a tree.
F U C K I N G
well like I said in my other post, removing a single word makes my post make sense, so ha.
TFW you don't need a tree to bark up
I feel like that would be a dangerous activity to try in a tree. very precarious positioning for that.
Think Sim City : Fidel Castro edition.
Aye. It's innovative in all the games.
story is shit, but still entertaining. Might actually cosplay as Big Boss this Megacon.
Lol I knowwww. I love it.
There is a new thread
the poster above is a liar
Sleep is important tho, later :3
somewhere soon(tm) in 2 days!
Oooh, I want to know the difference when you have them!