Empress

I want everything handed to me. 8V

seal it with bathtub putty

...

“You’re food for the gods and I’m going to have all of you.”

I WANT GETS NOTHING!

I'm just glad I don't pay for water.

Might damage the pipes.
The faucet is constantly running some water.

Worry more about the oil.

no u

Mkay. I'll wait. Maybe.

$${\huge ==M-M-M-MONSTER KILL!==}$$

GOD DAMN IT

...

That's gay.
At least take what you want.

gay

What are you up to today, anyway?

oh well if its coming from a 17 yo you probably already considered it
good luck with that shitty situation

I normally don't have to work very hard though.

so you're swedish fish and you're also posting as socks4hands
got it

Tell numbskull to shut off the waterworks. If you're gonna cry, keep your shades on.

At least it gets fixed tomorrow.

Nice dubs. I am swedish fish, but swedish fish is not me.

Aww, you poor thing.

victory, victory

cute

ok

Either the guide I saved forever ago is outdated, or I'm just retarded and can't mix these things correctly.
TEST 1
$${\huge TEST 2}$$
$${\huge TEST 3}$$

I can see this.

Not much. Worked, too much energy drinks, came home, unboxed some shit I got on Amazon... Yeah, that's about it,

I didn't wanna have to make this public, numbskull, but you made it personal when you pretended you were gonna steal my thesis.

Direct quote, from me to you on steam:

Point made.

Strengths: Creative, passionate, generous, warm-hearted, cheerful, humorous
Weaknesses: Arrogant, stubborn, self-centered, lazy, inflexible
Leo likes: Theater, taking holidays, being admired, expensive things, bright colors, fun with friends
Leo dislikes: Being ignored, facing difficult reality, not being treated like a king or queen
People born under the sign of Leo are natural born leaders. They are dramatic, creative self-confident, dominant and extremely difficult to resist. They can achieve anything they want, whether it's about work or time spent will family and friends.
Leo is a fire sign, which means that he loves life and expects to have a good time. Like other fire signs, Sagittarius and Aries, Leo is also able to use his mind to solve even the most difficult problems and take the initiative in solving various complicated situations.
Ruled by the Sun, Leo worships the Sun in all is forms which is also a metaphorical expression of the state of his ego. This can be good, because Leos can easily search for what they need. But, on the other hand it can be problematic when Leos ignore the problems and needs of others in order to fulfill their desires.
Leo has a specific strength and "king of the jungle" status. Leo often has too many friends because he is very generous and loyal. Self-confident and attractive, Leo is able to unite many groups of people at every opportunity.
Problems can arise, when Leo becomes too fond of his achievements. This zodiac sign can also be arrogant, lazy and inflexible, because he assumes that someone else will clean up after him. A healthy sense of humor can make the collaboration with other people, easier.

Huh... Text size modification is no longer a thing, or it's just disabled on this board...
Okay.

is socks4hands slightly crazy?

i want a my reading too!
pls? ;~;

We all float down here, son.

yes

pretty sure they disabled it on all of Holla Forums

i dont speak crazy

do you know him/her/it?

What are you ?

IGNIS UBI, EST FUMO

Probably, but if he's not a huge threat to anyone or anything then I don't care.

Fuck, this guide is definitely outdated then.

...

also to roll dice you have to click show post options and do it there now

I'm not a threat to anyone but anything that tries to fuck with my mind. I already broke my own looking glass, reassembled it, broke it again, and made it invincible.

Where do you work?
Get anything interesting?

whoa yair rodriguez is a god

i mean i dont consider it a bad thing
its just good to throw inquiry out there to understand the situation

its not wrong though

What if I was to tell you that I believe literally everything I say in this thread?

They're so vague that anybody can interpret some out of it to be true. I don't think you're the stereotypical Leo anyway.

I wouldn't believe you.

ME IRL

they are crazy

Libra
:)

I give up...

Okay.

I work at a grocery store.
Surprisingly today didn't completely suck. I was in a good mood, and nobody broke that for once.

Neither do I.
It's just a thing.

Its still fun though.

"I know"

I'm legitimately tempted to filter you after you say "I know" that X caused Y without any evidence

Strengths: Cooperative,diplomatic, gracious, fair-minded, social
Weaknesses: Indecisive, avoids confrontations, will carry a grudge, self-pity
Libra likes: Harmony, gentleness, sharing with others, the outdoors
Libra dislikes: Violence, injustice, loudmouths, conformity
People born under the sign of Libra are peaceful and fair, and they hate being alone. Partnership is very important for Libra -born, and with their victorious mentality and cooperation, they cannot stand to be alone. The Libra is an Air sign, with expressed intellect and a keen mind. They can be inspired by good books, insurmountable discussions and interesting people.
The ruling planet of Libra is Venus, who is a lover of beautiful things, so the quality is always more important than the quantity for people born under the Libra sign. They are often surrounded by art, music and beautiful places. They are cooperative by nature, so they often work in teams.
Libra is fascinated by the balance and symmetry. Libra-born prefer justice and equality, and they cannot tolerate injustice. They avoid indulging in all types of conflicts and prefer to keep the peace, where this is possible. They like to do everything in pairs and not alone.
The biggest problem for Libra-born, is when they are forced to choose sides, because they are very indecisive and sometimes they forget that they have their own opinion.

Virgo is the sixth sign of the zodiac, to be exact, and that's the way Virgos like it: exacting. Those born under this sign are forever the butt of jokes for being so picky and critical (and they can be), but their 'attention to detail' is for a reason: to help others. Virgos, more than any other sign, were born to serve, and it gives them great joy. They are also tailor-made for the job, since they are industrious, methodical and efficient. The sense of duty borne by these folks is considerable, and it ensures that they will always work for the greater good.

THE GREATER CHAOTIC GOOD
THE GREATER CHAOTIC GOOD
THE GREATER CHAOTIC GOOD

lol

Is that really so rare as to be surprising?

I hate fun
reeeee

I'll chill out with that if you wish. Correlation ≈ Causation in my world.

IM GOING TO KILL THIS KID I SWEAR
THERES A KID OUTSIDE RUNNING AROUND WITH SQUEAKY SLIPPERS

do you think im crazy as well? ive been told some things before but its probably just my autism

what did you do to that girl you kidnapped?

They probably did this:
warhammer40k.wikia.com/wiki/Mindshackle_Scarab

lmfao

okay bye

I can't decide! sooo true ;~;
i'm scared of scarey confrontationail fight stuffs yeah

i dislike those overly loud posters yeah....
i wont conform to evil! :3

i hate being lonely ;~;

Rolled 3, 3 = 6 (2d6)
Do you wanna do mine next?

Yes. Yes it is.
Old people (more specifically the ones that fit the stigma around the Baby Boomer generation) are assholes, and management has absolutely zero consistency because there's too many god damn managers.
Welcome to retail work in America.

yeah. you need some help. :|

Star sign readings are so vague you could put them to any one really.

Hey, I said I'd chill out. If you don't wanna swim with the sharks don't jump into the deep end of the pool while you're on your period m8.

You probably have fun being around me.

No one will ever know.

Evil

Sorry, I get a little heated when people try to discount my experiences. Next people are gonna be saying witchcraft isn't real or some shit like that.

>w

True, true.
I've heard nothing but bad things about american retail.

I read mine on the site he's using, I was almost thinking I could make it apply then I realized literally three things out of all the strength's/weakness/likes/dislikes even applied.

They really are impressively vague, I'll give it that.

That is quite the claim
You can't just make that lightly

I'm literally only here because numbskull decided to try to beat me at Zersetzung without 1v1ing me in philosophy and theology while on psychs.

this is not games
ungame

i think you might need help too :)
wanna be help buddies?

is ur sister cute

Hai

It's like Zodiac readings you find on those papers at Chinese places.

Unfortunately, it appears to be games. It's been part of the game I'm playing since the 30th.

A sah, dude?

I wish I had a fortune cookie right about now

Would be tasty.

If you wish hard enough you might be able to pull one out of your ass? Or find one in your glove compartment? Idk how this shit works yet.

Yeah. But everyone here ends up doing it at some point or another in their lives. It's all a big life lesson in the end. Unless you never leave. In that case, what the fuck are you doing with your life, nigga?

Or fortune cookies.

am I wrong or though ?

Give me a straight answer

no

am I wrong or right though ?

take 2

Yeah I haven't had a good one in months
The joint by my house gives really dry ones I didnt know you could fuck up fortune cookies

Probably out of my pocket

I never know what I'm gonna find in my pockets!

Can fuck any thing up.

Then I think you should run your jeans through the laundry.

That image reminds me of the guy from mushishi

True, but that doesn't make it any less ridiculous.

I find our interactions generally enjoyable.
Was this the answer you were looking for?

The what now?

no

youtube.com/watch?v=c40VKDRsCps

What guy?
I only have two like this.

I was looking for a "I really enjoy talking to you and we should do it more"

try again

...

FUN GAME
What's everyone's spirit pokemon? Pic related it's mine.
Well played, Lloyd.

The main character of the show

Nick's the main character of your show. I'm the main character of a much stranger show.

think I'm making progress repairing the computer. tried booting in safe mode and it finally went through the "repairing C: drive" thing to 100% but then went back to the automatic repair. tried installing my windows 8.1 disk but I couldn't do it without deleting all of my files so I'm trying to reset the PC to see if I can salvage at least some of the files on the computer. it's at 12% now.

plz lord don't make me go back to the craptop way of life

If I said what I thought my spirit 'mon was it would just be biased to what I liked.

No idea.

I play on a haunted Chromebook.

This is mine.
Well played? What did I do

...

You showed me who's controlling you.

my spirit pokemon is Lapras

one time my third grade teacher made me look stupid in front of the whole class. we were learning about the digestive system, and after he had a really long explanation about how solids get digested I asked him how about the fluids. He looked at me weird and said it just goes straight from your mouth to your urinal tract like that was obvious. That night I researched (with the power of the internet) and he was totally wrong! The fluids go through a bunch of filters and tubes, and even go up to your chest! I spread my newfound information the next day, and he put me in detention for misguiding the class from his iron fist rule of education.

This is still bothering me to this day

its okay I wont touch her. you dont have to tell lies

YES. YES. YES. YES.

Let's just say his spirit pokemon is Rayquaza and he often knows what I'm going to post before I post it.

...

Actually my fursona and my spirit animal are sheep
So
I guess my spirit pokemon are the electric sheep

10-4, good buddy.

If I had to say it would probably be one of the aggressive dog types.

Ampharos is lit AF, fam. My life goal is to own a lighthouse.

...

I really like how obscure osu songs directly autoplay one after another on youtube

He mostly reads autobiographies of US Presidents.

The fuck is a spirit pokemon?

Also true. Tbh a lot of the American job market is like this though. Asshole clients/customers, too many people above you who do the exact same job but do it differently, corporate mismanagement of assets and finances, etc.

👅
✌

Too easy

Close, but no cigar time limit.

...

Someday I'll find a community I can say "dog" without it being sexual.

Like spirit animal
But a pokemon
It's right there in black and white hun

...

The phrase is "Diamond Dog".

Seriously though, how badass was my help earlier today?

well with this laptop I'll at least be able to play some runescape. I also have my phone for biding my time with shitty phone games. I could also go back to playing emulated gameboy advanced and super nintendo games, that'd kill a decent chunk of time.

really I just need to make it to march/april til I have the money to buy the parts for a new rig since I was already planning on getting rid of this one. hopefully I get my neetbucks around that time too.

LEL
*PetPet*

wut

dont listen to
i spent most of my childhood reading shitty YA books because I had nothing else I could do. At the time, I had no game consoles and the tv only played boring old people channels. There was a computer in my parents' room, but often times it was locked. I was confided to a trapped environment of book reading. It reached to the point where my instructors started reprimanding me for reading books instead of listening to their boring lectures. Little did they know, I already read ahead in all the textbooks and understand things they said by passively recalling the information I had uncovered earlier.

If you're tryna get me hard its not working.

I love you, man.

(Subtle)
Music?

._.

oh wow you finally notice me... i just realized.

song sounds pretty 'chippy'

diamonds.

...

Thats probably why you seem smarter than other 17 year olds.

When I was a kid I read the smash bros melee manual at least twice a week
I had other game manuals to read of course but smash was the best

And what a mistake that was

I'm already in the position. Did it satisfy your desire for lewd? I even touched my finger to my lips and errything.

I enjoy talking to you and we should do it more.
That's all you get, mister.

Huh.
Can't say I've ever seen any of those, and I've been to a fair few chinese places. Sounds like a thing put in places that feel they need to appear MORE chiense.

woooooooooooo
To be fair it's not THAT much better here, but we generally have laws that protect people more because our governments aren't autistic

We should netplay some time.

Seem being the operative word.

fapped on my screen.

Just kidding, he's by far the smartest.

WHEN YOU TRY YOUR BEST BUT YOU DON'T SUCCEED

It's not likely but I appreciate the gesture
I exclusively play dr mario

huh?

I'm glad. Can't wait to see you on the flipside so I can fuck you with a lightsabre.

I dunno. Probably Blaziken seeing as how meta the bastard is.

Nuke the HDD, start over with a fresh install.

They have them around here a lot.

You know he has a degree in Italian Medicine, not Medicine? I've heard they might not make them swear to the Hippocratic Oath over there, which explains why he kicks so much ass.

At least you can be a good boy and do what I say sometimes.

I've met you before! You had an avatar at Decadence, right?

I was the guy who kept rambling about hat tricks.

Whoops. I guess that was a hat trick too?

lick it

We have laws and labor unions too. It helps to a degree, sure, but it doesn't account for the "human" element and all of the bullshit that comes with it.

Nigga, I've never seen you here before until last thread.
You're a confusing dude too.

thats unrequited
sorry you have not caught a glimmer of my interest yet

you'd think all of that would be reversed the moment I had entered secondary education. I never bothered with the lessons there and I spent most of the class time sleeping due to staying up all night playing videos games and jerking it to porn. Funnily enough I got this all nighter habit from reading books all night. I always had a light source of some kind to try to read throughout the night. I did this for a really long time, but its kinda hazy in my memory now. It might have been lost in the ocean of time I spent awake instead of sleeping.
Its also pretty funny, because the only A I got in highschool, prior to dropping out, was in the class where the teacher would have chats about me and show great interest in the things I did at night. One time I had a presentation in class, I explained that I was groggy because I spent the night playing with stuff and watching videos. This was my obscure way of saying playing video games and watching anime, but it was interpreted wrong by the class when my teacher (who knew what I meant) gave suggestive innuendos that I meant jerking off. He was a pretty cool dude.

There was a period of time I played melee during middle school, but I never got into the fancy moves like wave dashing and such.

Me, most of the time:
soundcloud.com/scandroidofficial/empty-streets

At least you understand me.

me, some of the time

Nothing is ever safe in the volatile streets of Old Tokyo, and more specially - no one. Raven is gone, and Red is alone, but not without cause. Scandroid will live on. They cannot take that from him. He will bring the New Retro sound of the distant past to the furthest reaches, and eventually to the floating mega-city Neo-Tokyo. Until then, awash in the glow of the neon signs, Red walks these “Empty Streets” alone.

Under his breath, he reminds himself that his work is not yet complete. In the next week, he will show you first hard how tough these empty streets can be.

Are you ever gonna finish high school?

They'd probably have them here if I didn't mostly wind up in places that are either actually chinese made for chinese, or half chinese made for vietnamese.

I've also been to china, and they're pretty sparse on tacky shit like that there.

Hey, I cut the really, that's my token dissent.
I'm tired and playing vidya and couldn't be bothered calling you a fag instead, blow me.

I mean, technically.
But yeah, human element is pretty constant.

Jfyi, I'm not a "human" element necessarily.

The highschool won't let me, because I already have a diploma equivalent.

They never change either.

When did you guys think I was gonna mindbreak? When my reddit account got deleted? That was poor gamesmanship fyi.

start on the right and move to the left. swallow both times.

Also, I literally lay under my hat meditating for two hours waiting for emkettle and had told her where I was gonna be. That one's on you all.

McFuckingKillYourself, Eric.

But you could take the time to type all this out.

well you're just gonna be a house wife anyways so it doesn't matter

This is some good shit.

Consistency in inconsistency.

You're supposed to pick your spirit animal based on feeling
Simpatico
You dig?

Punches you in the face
No more cancer

I didn't have any friends or anything
I just set up fights against the computer and made up stories

HOUSTON, I THINK I MIGHT HAVE A SOLUTION TO OUR PROBLEMS

LAST TIME I STARTED IN SAFE MODE IT DID A DISK REPAIR, BUT I DIDN'T THINK TO TRY STARTING IN SAFE MODE AGAIN

...

Thanks, I was worried about all that blood I keep coughing up.

I felt that one!

Np b

I would still like an answer to this question.

Typing != effort

just change it all
reeeeeeeeeeeeee

...

alright solid progress, I've reached the desktop through safemode

the question from here is what the fuck do I do now to try and make it so I can boot it without being in safe mode?

You never know. I could get myself caught in some pretty underground stuff and make a living there.
I wish to pass on my tales one of these days.

Im just memeposting osu songs, its not mean to be there for casual listening.

I didnt have friends either. My middle school had a recreation room setup and melee was on one of the consoles. I used to spend all my lunches there. Except near the end of my final year, which was when I would spend my time in the dark corner of the library texting my crush on my shitty flip phone.

Take 4-HO-DPT.

run no mans sky and let all the dust fall into the void

do you know why it isn't booting? did you get any special error code?

You're a little too slow!

...

Oh no.

I don't think I'm slow. My autism is high performing.

I'm judging you for all your icons on your desktop when you could just use Steam to access them.

Not this high performing.

FUCK YES

I really doubt you'll get into anything underground.

lol your friends name is vaxei

thats just retardation

tilted

Oh. Well, fuck, I'll take a Marill then.

Amelia is a cute name.

Good luck with that.

But... I actually enjoyed that track...

clips.twitch.tv/vinesauce/FamousAnteaterBibleThump

I'm pretty sure having the icons is actually useless as you have to start the game through the steam launcher or it won't work, it doesn't let you use shortcuts

That's because that scout was a spy. Me.

That's me :3

What tilts you?

I think it just auto launches them if Steam is opened though.

it goes directly to the windows 10 critical failure auto-restart, then once it restarts it runs automatic repair which fails but allows me to select advanced options that let me boot from cd/dvd and HDD (and USB too if I had one), reset my computer(which fails every time), change my startup settings (safe mode) or load from a previous restore point, which I don't have.

I'm judging you for giving a shit

AS WELL YOU SHOULD!

what a mistake that was.

I miss those computer fights
Something therapeutic about fighting the computer for hours on end
More fun back then than I've had playing against other people in league

I don't think I ever texted my crushes in middle school; they all went unrequited. You're a lucky dude.

...

Are you me?

...

How come marill? You feel like a kawaii blue mouse?

Well the "oh you finally noticed me" thing tilts me, so we're even

Tfw dawg

argh

Probably not.

pretty sure it won't let u fam

okay seriously but I have no idea what I can do to repair my computer from safe mode.

i enjoy all of them too, but only if i play them in quick succession of eachother

im confused

so you are the underage prodigy that misses when it counts?

i never got poon tho
I somehow became her friend in the first year and she knew I liked her and enjoyed talking with me. didnt like me back tho

What

I believe in the ree

Steam lets you create shortcuts to start a game through it.
Also, not all games require steam running when you just run the exe.
And those that do, still start the game, or if the game isn't running, steam, when you run said exe.

Just made a short cut and did it.

I don't think poon in middle school came by easy anyway. Everyone pretended like it was or that they knew about it tho

I'm not sure

I'm very sleepy right now

Go to bed you fag

Nice work!

Neru did you get the 2v4? :3

I've forgiven you already

Just a very big fan

huh
that's weird, it never lets me do that .-.

There is something off about you.

Ha.

I dunno. I've always loved Marill. It's so cute :>

To each their own, I guess

Okay then, Makoto. I bet that'll fix your RX7 too.

hellfyreclub.bandcamp.com/track/hellfyre-club-anthem-feat-open-mike-eagle

I might soonish but I really dont want to

gonna try installing windows 8 while in safe mode and see if I can get anywhere with that

i knew some budding sluts in middle school
by freshman year they would ask about my dicksize trying to lust for it, but they never followed up with the beej even tho i had 7 inches

you have to become bacon to be truly dedicated

He doesn't wanna go to sleep having lost to me lmao!

Not clicking it.

"Anybody thinks they could stop me - keep dreaming. It's hellfyre club (censored censored) and we steamin!"

this would be a great fucking time for user-sama to randomly come into thread my only friend who knows anything about computers is asleep so I can't get a second perspective on shit

Do you think you can live up to marills cuteness
Big shoes to fill

I actually love how he can be so young and so good, it's amazing
I wanna know his story, like how he even found the game, or if any of his friends know that he's #4 in the world at this random thing

Mostly, though, I just wanted to quote "Somehow, I'm having fun!".

play with me

Who the what now?

Do you have something you'd rather do?

...

#4? Hahahaha.

You had 7 inches?
Where did they go?
Also maybe they weren't interested in you, 7 inches aside

...

Just got into ranked game

...

o

...

888

Probably

im sure there are many more that can be dexterous like him. He probably misses a lot because of his ambitious fiery youth. He just happened to pick up on osu and dedicated himself to it. Most normal people probably find rhythm games to be boring. He also has the I wanna rape him factor

also naisu bunni loli

it left and I now have 7.25 inches

argh tilted...

HotPokket

We should probably talk directly. I think groundrules need to be established or I'm just gonna rain on your parade forever.

MOTHER CUNT NIGGER FUCK

CAN'T INSTALL FROM BOOT

CAN ONLY GET TO SAFE MODE

AUTOMATIC REPAIR ISN'T WORKING

RESET ISN'T WORKING

WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DO I DO

How often do you check your dick size?

And that is?

Pass into the iris?

last i checked was about 7 months ago
that was when I had a ruler

kinda funny tho because it was a DARE ruler

I don't know what we'd talk about.

I don't miss, fyi. I just take shots at future locations of myself.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Thanks

Philosophy? Life? Anything?

My pussy is so soft and fluffy.

I'll get there soon enough.

Nothing... Nevermind.
Making fun of one of my friends from /waifu/ while simultaneously forgetting that he's a fuck and doesn't want to come here.

Gonna probably go to bed soon too.

For the most accurate dick measuring, you need to use one of those bendy flexible rulers

masturbation

soundcloud.com/ashmonster/cs-dj-sisen

I wanna stroke it

thats demistifying the matrix tho

idk when i watch the videos of his liveplay without the game audio something inside me just stirs

the closest I have to that is tape measure, and i am not bringing tape measure near my dick

Yes!

That's not good enough but I'll let it slide this time.

And why wouldn't I do that?

He sounds like a reeee, then

But to what?

I am too tired for that.

I'm not a reee actually!

hey... i want to feel wanted too. is that soo bad?
to want good things?

You can lock the tape so it doesn't roll back and scrape your dick. No big deal
Would be hella painful though

Maybe later? I really think we'd both benefit from a direct discussion.

No brakes on this tape, sorry!

You are definitely a reee

Pick my poison

...

Because he's a young hairless asian boy?

No, most people want that too

*increasingly nervous squid*

Kyle, pet me I'm lonely

When there's nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire.

What is Reeeeeeeeeee supposed to mean

this is a fair point

are you suffering from a form of depression?

even then its not flexible enough to be worht the risk

wait hes azn?
that just ups the factor

I am not really sure who you even are.

*Pets*

its like a squealing frog

I kept hitting cantrips I'd left for myself in the future, so I started fighting fire with fire.

how do i get through to you then?

:T

even my captcha said sub gxl in it.

I'm Socks4Hands, but you can call me Will (I'm it made manifest in this realm).

Man when did dick measuring become so complicated.
We live in such trying times.

mhm

You poor people haven't even seen Lotus Notes yet.

Thank you, I'm better now.

Do I know you?

Oh so it's a part of the Pepe meme
Cool beans

SO CUTE!

Shhhh, I have goals and I'm working towards them damn it.

He's a reeee'ing reee. But he has a cute butt and he's one of the guys I talk to about car stuff, so he's alright.

Embed related.

Probably?

Shouldn't you be the one deciding that?

...

What would I know you by.

THIS MORNING WE JUST DON'T HAVE TIME FOR MUCKING ABOUT

I'm just going to bed instead.

2 sleepy

are you not sure who I am too? I like the amicable mystique factor

wow you are that advanced already? I can barely set my breathing foorward

back way when, there were times when smol dicks were the trend. big dicks were seen as barbaric

why dont you ever notice me
give me attention!!

youtube.com/watch?v=tYKPdNvH800

Yes and no.
It was an /r9k/ meme though, so it naturally merged with pepe

Ask Jack_. He knows exactly what's going on, and he must find this hilarious.

Giving someone jerk off instructions is a big deal
Don't piss on the opportunities

Tell me about your goals outside of becoming a cute Marill someday

i give you normal amount.

Of course, look at this skin, he's asian-american

What do you mean "through to me"?
We're already talking

I have not read a single one of your posts to be honest.

I'm not sure he's even online.

I'm so advanced I know that this isn't the matrix.

Eh, find him and ask him about the guy who wanted a lighthouse.

I'd rather not play games and just know who you are.

There's no way I could have existed in such a time. I've been spoiled by how much everyone loves my huge schlong honestly.

Whoops, snow crash again!

Well, I'm not very well gonna tell you my name here. Can you install Dust or something?

i still feel constantly deprived :P

idk the curly hair sets me off. also apparently hes 13. I thought he was like 16 atleast!

you just read this one and the one about your leakage issues. also that one time i asked you not to post covered erections

what dimension are we in?

Meme history is so enlightening.
Who needs school

[email protected]/* */

Oh. I guess I just never pay attention to who was talking to me.

Lame

Maybe this is my themesong?
soundcloud.com/snowcrashonline/again

I don't have any idea, and I don't actually care at this point! I told you, I'm a psycho.

You just want me to pick you as my poison

The strongest meme magic happened this last year

Vampires might actually be real here... I literally do not know.

College, getting /fit/ af, and a few other more personal things. Not much else, really.

Well I'm not a vampire
But I feel like one
Sometimes I sleep all day
Because I hate the sunlight
My hands are always shaking
Body's always aching
And the dark is when I feed

Fucking historic
What was this incredible meme?

...

It'd be lame regardless of what you would have been picking though.

k oh well. I hope you dont hate me or anything

k

Hi, My name is Ronnie

I'm an addict

more often than once in a blue moon... i feel neglected, left out....
i want to join in on fun games too ya kno? ._.
i want to get more talking with u more often!

you're doing better than me?

No need to insult yourself.

What is this meme and why do you keep posting it

goggle it

God damn it, Kiss.

am i really?
now I feel sad for you knowing how depressing my state is :(

I hate Feku for what he did to Squish

Email sent!

HOUSTON WE HAVE LIFTOFF

apparently my graphics card was bricked by all the dust and disabling it in device manager made everything boot up normally

what did you do to squash?

Alright, I'm done for the night.
Nini~

That is a hell of a name.

nini

wait did i do something wrong??!

i just asked him not to post furry cocks one time

I'll never be ok now after what he did.

Come on

Oh, gay

Night, Akai

...

Does it all make sense now?

I don't know what that thing you said at the end was.

sleep tight karme

pls dont post that at me
keep it tame

Please don't take up heavy drinking to fill the void.

Just choke on my dick already.

I already replied!

Leashes help to tame beasts.

nezumi hates you for some reason?
._.

Squash is a good dog.

Hehehehehehe

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It was a jape

You think I'm the tiger?

I already have a tiger.

that was totally unintentional

i dont think so
its just a thing between us that we do for fun

That's good, because if you thought I was a tiger you misread the poem!

jape?

oh phew...

are we furposting now?

That'd be gay though.

Sure it was.

Poem?

why did you think there was hate?
btw nice pic

just post normal vapes

we strike witches nao

Thats right.

Feku is my little buddy

so its right down your alley then

because nezumi said so?

That's not a vappy tho

Tyger Tyger, burning bright,
In the forests of the night;
What immortal hand or eye,
Could frame thy fearful symmetry?

In what distant deeps or skies.
Burnt the fire of thine eyes?
On what wings dare he aspire?
What the hand, dare seize the fire?

And what shoulder, & what art,
Could twist the sinews of thy heart?
And when thy heart began to beat,
What dread hand? & what dread feet?

What the hammer? what the chain,
In what furnace was thy brain?
What the anvil? what dread grasp,
Dare its deadly terrors clasp!

When the stars threw down their spears
And water'd heaven with their tears:
Did he smile his work to see?
Did he who made the Lamb make thee?

Tyger Tyger burning bright,
In the forests of the night:
What immortal hand or eye,
Dare frame thy fearful symmetry?

yey

o

that poem always reminds me of the mentalist

...

Hes got a lot to learn.

Well, I'm not saying no.

youre getting scary

:3

wait what? when where?

counter it and post vaporeon

Remove fur

...

This one George.

there are like 3 of these and they are all gold

Cat face

Honestly didn't expect you too

*unzips dick*

SNEK'S BACK BITCHES

Gross, who has a zipper on their dick.

Feel like I've heard that before

...

Orly?

I don't know where there are anymore of them at.

If I didn't half a zipper on it then it it would drag on the floor when I walk.

I just spent like 10 minutes making period jokes with a couple of trans men
#hashtaglifegoals

tell him all the trick he needs to kno to win

:3

follow in nezumis footsteps~

...

...

maybe it's a sign.

Danke schoen!

im just gonna stop replying to squash so i dont get furry dick

nyaago nyan

my snek better

huh what kinda footsteps r that

...

my 16 y/o brother just gave me a homemade bottle of wine

Seriously, listen to the song. It's great!

I already lost interest.

...

Do...
Do trans men get those?

Was it Navigator wine?

Nekomamushi

:spicymeatball:

good ones.

no not me! >_

That doesn't sound like it's on your dick then.

Maybe you can learn some new tricks from me! You know how to do Deja Fu or Stance of the Coyote?

None of what you said makes sense to me.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand saved

Then you clearly have more to learn!

Depends

is he a qt?

ooh okay thats good

please just post vaporeons

a wut

arent you scared of cats as a mouse

so its not a bad influence rihgt?

could you tell me where alisa is from? she cute

On what, pray tell?

I'm out of furry pictures anyway.

Thats the most important step he needs to learn.

Anime tiddies.

If its really so confusing then just take a closer look.

A stupid cat isn't smart enough to catch me.

Tfw this is your life

On what, exactly?

Wait, for that matter, can they get pregnant?

you gonna let me cum in your ass?

Individual factors, time on testosterone, whether or not they've had a hysterectomy

I'm mostly just hysterical. Jtfo!

how about a snake thats a cats cradle

o-oh jeez I havent even had anything to drink yet

Do I get a silver spoon?

you should drink
some of my brothers wine
it's the best wine I've ever had

See, I do that and then you take the chance to jam it down my throat.
I'm onto your tricks, ban.

Nothing can catch me.

nezumi is ur best bet.

teach him better.

Someone call the WHAAAMBULANCE please.

That only happens if you ask super nicely.

Better than anime tiddies ?

other things

Tfw head splitter for real.

what did you do?

is it made from his period blood or something

is it because ur sanic and you move at hihg speeds

yeah but how about alisa?

Also, it is possible but they have to temporarily cease testosterone because that's not a particularly healthy environment for a fetus

Ha

You guys don't wanna see what happens when I take the gloves off!

Don't be silly !

I gotta move hastily

Post hands or gtfo

nah it's just some grape juice and like yeast and shit lol
but its super sweet and tasty and pretty alcoholic

its sweeet enough you cant taste the alcohol going down

i dunno

u r silly

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...

Define super nicely.

Hmm
Well, at the very least, if it's temporary, I'm not sure being in the process of "re-transitioning" afterwards would be a very good mindset to be in while you've just had your child and now have to deal with it.

speed of sound!!

but whats the point of alcohol if you can experience the good burn
btw i dislike sweet things

stop withholding information from me by pretending to not know!

When you beg for it, duh.

spooky

me irl

New

I had to take one glove off to do that.

you sleepy again?