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Cum in my boipussy daddy uguuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu~
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Pokemon sleeves should always be at least 60 or you're getting jipped.
Magic makes sense because if I'm not mistaken isn't minimum deck size for Magic 50?
And max something retarded (as long as you can shuffle it unaided)?
i dont understand trading card games
arent you supposed to trade the cards
yup, from nearly 4 years ago now, back when i was in colchester
fuck that place
Yeah, no ricer shit, no dumb tacky bullshit, no "stylish" plastic fucking inch wide bezells. Plain, simple, weighty and with increadible build quality. It's kind of impressive I broke it actually. It was actually the cable, and I probably could have fixed it but it had been slightly sticky since I spilled a bunch of scotch on it like years prior. Still usable though, which is impressive.
fite me cunt
i played hearthstone
does that count?
you are not daddy.
I only fight when it's a challenge. you're lightyears too inexperienced to be challenging me.
I thought you were a full sized keyboard person.
You call me mom enough to be slightly irritating.
Get an IBM Model M or something you can kill a person with.
that is precisely why I do it.
Do people say this in irl life
Does anything of mention even happen here anymore?
I think that's more straight than gay.
fuk u nigga ill do what I want
yeah those are harder to get a hold of and are legit 2big
nothing of mention has ever happened here.
Well stop it.
this is a safe space pls do not bully
oh shit desu is back
Did anything of mention ever happen here?
No Hm's, two days.
I might get a Model F next. Glorious buckling spring and capacitive switches instead of crappy membrane 2KRO.
cum in my boipussy daddy
There used to be some fun drama. Feel like this is just a hugbox now
oh COME ON
so stir up some drama. for the record, that isn't something of note.
I'll say it to you irl while wearing a skirt
not at first, that was my first mech
then i bought an at102w, then a model m, back when i was single and rolling in them first year student grants
does that mean im omnipotent?
i didnt lurk enough to understand it
Aren't the model M's buckling spring?
Dunno about the rollover though. Did they even have NKRO back then?
No come on or in ever.
desu used to post here. had a habit of calling a certain other poster master. your post was like a carbon copy of his.
A safe space for bullies, sure.
Get bullied, kid.
That's pretty lewd. I like it.
Good old /g/ in the background.
I already told you, three broads are dead because of it.
I like (you)
they were weak. the weak should fear the strong.
does desu talk like me?
other than that one post, not really. although you do tend to talk about your butt a lot.
Bullying isn't rude, it's bullying!
remember when /g/ wasnt shite?
tongue my phallus
Yeah, but they are also membrane.
i only talked about my butt for you
I used to do it, but then I got bored of being the only one actually trying. We should have stayed on /b/
It means you are in the slot I was in for a long time. You should feel honored
Desu was a lot sluttier in his posts to me
I miss those days of good shitposting and no general threads.
Eh, sure, why not.
membrane buckling spring
don't lie. you've talked about it a lot.
I seen it.
we were getting banned an awful lot there.
Right, fear is what prevents my dick from being sucked, of course.
I have no fear.
what kinda slot is that and what are my duties?
our master servant relationship is strictly platonic
desu can suck a big fat one
i dont mention it much and its really tight so that means its innocent
Truly a work of art.
one thing that pisses me off is how much aqua's boobs jiggle
that remark sounds like doubt
Oh, well then, didn't know that.
Still, it's not rubber dome membrane which is the awful part.
Sure you do.
that is an accurate assessment of that remark.
You couldn't handle me, Cup. Sorry to say.
Ah yes of course, but still, Model F <3
They went a bit too far with the goofy animation imho.
The LN versions are much nicer.
toothbrushes are very slim!!
New mods. They are more preoccupied with /pol/ than us now
Well my duty was to piss off as many people as possible, but you can take your own path. Be the future you want to see!
have fun trying to get everyone to move back.
should i be more dedicated and read the LN?
master is so kind and generous <3
why havent you tried to piss me off?
shes naked in the full cap for that
You wouldn't be able to handle it. Sorry Cup.
yes I know. I've seen the show.
Nah, not really. Anime should be plenty good enougg :3 I might pick it up maybe if I ever get around learning Japanese lmao can't bother reading fanlations.
Y-You knew this information and you still posted so-something this lewd?!??
do you have the time and dedication to learn it?
i have the the time but im not dedicated
was out of things to say.
felt you deserved a (you) anyway.
I'm a dirty pervert.
My pizza place is open. Heading out. Back eventually.
Thought so too, I thought the Model M was supposed to be the guddest, but it was just cheaper because it's more available.
Also look at this:
omg these Nadeko thighs
I don't have the time, but I probably will restart learning bits and pieces after February.
general threads are ok, its the overuse of them, and the increase in inane consumerist shite and meme posting thats the problem
you know you want to
youre so open about that :O
its supposed to be an exercise I swear!!
that a problem?
What even is that?
is that luka
The problem is that every subject has a general thread and it's all on the front page, it's all just consumer electronics and no real discussion. I'm pretty sure 50% of the posts are "look at my X I spent X on" and "where I buy thing plz"
I wanna play Twister.
IBM Beamsprings :3
A small group already posts both here and /b/
Only a matter of time
You haven't said anything stupid yet
why is she a poney now
your smol azn body would win everytime
are you sure? im known for saying very stupid things.
I haven't saved many subway edits like that. should find more.
yup, tbh i only ever make a thread on there if i have something specific that i dont think belongs in a general. what pisses me off tho is the "X is a meme"/"is X a meme?" posters, fuck that asinine bullshit.
i miss old /g/ sometimes, back when i was at college. things were simpler then.
Maybe I am just not around when they happen. That means its fate
And when you come crawling back, I will be the king!!!!
But really, the /b/ threads are about the same as here right now. Maybe a bit faster at some points of the week
are you talking about the waifu threads?
Yes! Its like 5 people
Huh. It's ridiculous and decadent enough as is
But then he turns it on and it goes crazy?
With Nadeko I mean.
I miss Chloe's legs and the occasional Techloligy shitpost.
They wanted to make it sound more like a real typewriter in the earlier days.
I don't even know, I just woke up.
There are the waifu threads and then the fortune teller threads which are old alice posters
That's just over the top
the new favourite legposter is a welsh crossdresser who broke up with the gfur poster maya after their first meetup...
waking up is for fags.
It happened by accident, I didn't mean to.
tell it to the judge ya fag.
i think the eyedrops fucked my eyes
i should sleep to fix them but i dont feel like it
quality edits are hard to come by
you have to make your own if you want something
why dont you post more often so i can steal your pictures?
it would also break that whole fate ideal we have
it wont work if you are both smol
too much effort. that is to say, any.
I enjoy the innocent new posters
Those are the shitty waifu threads. They are active but most of the posters are pretty new and innocent. About once a week, a Reimu poster who was an old Alice poster will make threads about fortune telling. THose are more fun
innocence is only fun because you can corrupt it.
I thought I did.
I am not the judge.
Bring it in a freshman lecture and start typing when the prof finally managed to get the crowd to stop making noise.
I don't follow /g/ much any more. Sometimes take a peek but it's blergh.
Also desktop threads seem to have vanished
I could be Arararararagi-tall.
Arararararagi is p smol methinks.
Hm yes I'm about as tall a bit taller even yay
Its hard when I have to work 60 hour weeks
The best part about /b/ is that it is a revolving door of innocence. You guys are all old and gross
eh, id consider posting if my VPN wasnt banned on 4
tbh i dont miss the desktop threads, but everything except generals is mostly terrible now. i go back every once in a while for a specific question, yesterday i made a thread about how best to go about documenting fucked up old code you get given to make work, and the only response i got that was legit was somebody recommending what is essentially the markdown of diagram applications
These lies hurt my kokoro.
yeah life sucks
waow my research says hes 5 4
what a shortie lel
thats so amazing of you!
why do you work so much?
documenting fucked up old code
You don't :^)
nap or nah?
It does not go dokidoki.
I'm like 2 inches taller meow
what a shortie lel
but its okay because you are both cute little ones
Mkayy 30 mins nap then!
What, are you tall or what?
What if I didn't desire being murdered?
look at this fucking shit, emi, this is what ive fucking found so far in this sack of shit program
ive got a week before my next reports due on this project, and i havent gotten past code cleanup yet because i just cant be fucked to deal with it.
i think i was 181 cm last i measured
This is why things are thrown away. Maybe consider advising them it's a better idea to just start again with best practices in mind, if the existing code isn't a world wonder.
i dont know how to work prolog-xpce
Just don't use a VPN then. They literally don't ban anyone
Because everyone I used to work with decided to quit at the same time and then one of the managers decided that it would be a good time to get pregnant when we were already short 4 people
i dont wear jeans!
I have also been told I have a cute butt
ugh tomorrow i need to hand in my report
ok im eat
I hope you are getting compensated!
i bless you with good eats
theresa mays spying laws tho
But then you'd have to go work, and
Woah black betty
Couldn't sleep in past 8:30
I tried so hard too
its okay ill make up for it and go to sleep now! :)
Except it was 8:30 PM
And I only went to sleep at like 3 PM
Fucking kill me
Goodnight then little one.
That sounds like a problem
Shit I forget you are a britbong sometimes
Theresa may more like trees are gay
Shit I don't know, it's just what I tend to say in sarcastic thanks like that
Bread in bed is cozy and comfy
Everything in bed is cozy and comfy
otherwise you had a shit bed
Man I wish it was cold enough to have more than a single sheet in bed.
Fuck I hate summer.
That seems like a pretty strange habit.
and yet were stuck with her
Its 80F here and i have 2 blankets
Not really, I think it's only strange when you think about it but nobody ever does
Why would that be weird
I don't know.
I've just never really heard any use it in real life before.
Whats up with your flag ?
I haven't heard it much, which is why it works for sarcastic thanks like that.
I have heard brother somewhat, weirdly enough
Was it a homeless person asking for money ?
Ekko Ekko used to have a crush on Jinx before her madness.
Jinx wants to hug Ziggs Ziggs but he is terrified of her.
Thats about the only time I hear it.
Niggers always steal the white chicks
Niggers always steal
got out of bed
tried not to vomit
turn on computer
This is everything I've done today.
I'll start tomorrow morning.
Why does not vomiting require effort?
Planning to do anything then, I guess?
I might go buy a tv and something it to sit on.
I have some empty space in my room that needs to be filled.
Do you think the witch is gonna be god ?
Its got some things wrong with it that I can already see.
Yeah but who actually uses a TV these days?
TV is shit, and you can watch everything on your monitor.
Unless you have it easy to switch your computer onto your TV
Do you think the witch is gonna be god ?
Its got some things wrong with it that I can already see.
Each half of the joy con controller is 50 USD and the pro is 70.
they also don't really have that many games coming out on release
got a VPN
when im not busy with this shit and the guys at the student employment center are back from holiday im off there to get myself one if i can
I don't know.
It's pretty clear that they don't expect to stock it much soon and are expecting most people to be getting one later when it has a couple more games. But I have a feeling this is going to make the people who get one early feel like it's kinda pointless, and then everyone decides it's shit forever regardless of how many good games it actually gets, leading to it dying. I mean look at the Wii U, that had way more good games than most people thought, and certainly miles more worthwhile exclusives than the PS4/Xbone, yet everyone was under the impression it had literally nothing.
tl;dr the switch will probably be either "alright but not that great long term" or "pretty good with a slow start". Moreso if you have people to play with.
controller prices are ridiculous though yeah
Start with the report :^)
Internship ends the 27th but I need to hand in my report (online) tomorrow. It's been reviewed by plenty of people multiple times so I guess it'll be alright but I still feel uneasy.
Also the "research element" is not exactly present so I need to soup up one or two appendix things for those too, I'll do that tomorrow morning. After 2pm I consider myself being done and only light implementation and some neat wrapping up remains :D
Also the way voice chat works is an app on your phone.
I still kinda wanna get one just for fire emblem stuff.
I want one for new SMT but that won't come out for 5evr
Wasn't it just a fire emblem musou though?
Yeah but any fire emblem game that doesn't have Marth in it is great.
Personally I'm not huge on musous at all.
What do you have against marth?
The games he was in where so bad fire emblem was almost scraped for not selling anything.
If awakening wasn't so good I don't think we would be hearing anything about the game today.
The only ones I've played are most of the DS remake of the first game and like half, a third of awakening, so I dunno.
I've played a lot of them and I guess you could call me a fan.
Loved the games a kid
to you too
I've meant to play more but I've meant to play a lot of things.
Why don't you ?
I feel like i'm lacking things to play.
make like a penis and fuck me in the ass
Lemme see your ahego face
I have played far too many different videogames and continue to do so. Like kind of a ridiculous amount. But then I never stick with anything in particular.
boimeowmeow is the best word I have heard for it
I think it was kuus
What games are you playing right now ?
Я вхожу в кухню и ставлю на плиту чайник. Зажигаю спичку, пару секунд смотрю на неё, поворачиваю ручку газовой плиты и подношу спичку к конфорке. Вспыхивает пламя. Пламя синее. Ровное. Я смотрю на пламя и чайник. Минут через пять по всей кухне поднимается дикая вонь. Немудрено. Ведь в чайнике — моча. Почему моча в чайнике? Потому что я туда нассал...
Not enough room for two of us.
I haven't played anything in the past week barring EVE because Cato made me, because the past week has been a huge fucking mess for me but for the past month everything in this list. On one hand I played a bit more because I was screwing around seeing what works with a steam controller and what doesn't, but on the otherhand the whole last month has been kinda a mess not just the last week.
Let's see what you are going to do about it then.
NO DO NOT
waifus not in their waifuclothes however are not
Pajamas are game.
I sleep in boxershorts only.
sleeping in clothes
I sleep in boots to keep my feet safe from predators.
>because Cato made me
I bet Tracer is warm and soft to cuddle while sleeping.
Does Darwin do pajamas?
small people hold no warmth
I bet you're warm and soft to cuddle while sleeping.
Tells me I'm soft to cuddle
Has told me they don't actually love me
He didn't really make me.
Man I AM really far behind on my videogames quota lately though. It's pretty disgusting. That said I do have a weeb trying to drag me into dragons dogma online now
Did you spellcheck it?
Yes, but the idea that my suicide note would be riddled with grammatical errors was too much and I did not want people to take my death lightly.
I'm gonna ask Cato if hes cybered you.
Well Dragons Dogma was probably one of the funnest games I played in 2016.
Why are you so obsessed with finding out who I've cybered?
Don't kill yourself, I'd miss you mildly.
Because you're hiding it.
Cato cybers like 2 - 3 people a day so I got a good feeling about this one.
kthxbai and a period
I just want to do nothing tbqh honest.
tfw not good enough for Cato
Also yeah, dragons dogma was great. Still need to do a mage run though.
GOD I'd love a sequel. Then again I'd also love that team going to make DMC5. Pretty much anything by Itsuno would be great.
ending with a comma would be a bit over
I'm hiding it for other people's sake, not mine.
That said this has become fun.
If I asked you to switch typing styles with me for a day, would you do it?
same, hence why im watching phil while foods in the oven and not doing work
I doubt he would say no.
Did you E-cuck someone who has an E-boyfriend or something ?
Why else would you need to hide it ?
itwould take a tiny bit of effort
Is neru capable of typing normally?
That's more than I would miss almost everyone.
I want to buy things D:
I'm becoming too nerd.
It's rude to fuck somebody and then go telling everyone.
It would not be easy for me either. What do you think?
This does not satisfy my ego.
I want to see Darwin going full Neru.
Everyone tells me I leave them unsatisfied.
Kinda want this massdrop.com
I have posted as Neru before.
itwould be like when people used latin for high stuff in the past while using other languages for day stuffs
If it helps you are my only anchor to this thread right now as I don't care for anyone else currently posting.
Link did not work :c
Or did I just hit the nail on the head ?
It wouldn't be the same.
idk if it would be the same because you would have to do it all the tim for the day
should probably stop being so bad at everything.
That does help. What are you up to with your sunday?
I expressed this to you before you mentioned cato, though.
I had to sleep more because my cats kept me up so I am having a late start.
I am going to try to run get food before the storm.
Oh no way, it took me a few seconds to realize.
But you've never denied it.
You just try and draw attention away from it.
Okey, get something tasty. I need to play with my wood here in a bit.
You need to be a Massdrop member but it's free2lurk.
Allow me to watch.
mmm maybe this will be one of those things that Iwill regret doing but right now itjusthappens
Should I be denying it?
She's so small and beautiful
I am building a nightstand.
I will encourage this in thread, but you keep it away from me during cyber later.
buy 60% keyboard
outright buy a numpad
megumin why you do this
nnnn I have to do this all the tim orelse itwould not count I think
Thats probably what someone who hasn't done it would do.
But then again someone who has done it would deny it.
Trust me i'm an expert.
It would be ideal for left hand numpad and maybe dedicated gamepad. Not programmable though sadly.
I do not know whether I will be able to follow through with this, Darwing.
Left side numpad for a balanced mouse hand
Need to get one of these cuties
Itry my best too but it hard and Ican only do it if you help me and stuffs
Honestly the best part of a numpad is the enter key I can easily hit with my mouse thumb for me
this is upsetting.
Do you have one?
Wish got one methinks
I will use the ball gag tonight then.
After that I'll play with my other wood.
It's the same for 60% :^)
I have lost interest.
My mouse has like 14 extra buttons on it that I can remap to anything.
I need nothing more.
shut up you nog
That's not what I meant though.
You act like I pretend I'm not a slut.
Good, having interest in me is unhealthy.
You will be the one shutting up.
Well it would consume the majority of my energy, despite maybe being a bit fun.
Is kissy the top?
There are worse things
tfw no cupcake hugs
Nah I only have some steelseries thing with black switches
Really want red or blue..
Well you did seem upset when Eisen called you a town bike.
Well yeah I was thinking of tenkeyless.
60% is just dumb you're missing so many keys
you could always just ask for one.
actually asking for the things you want
I hope nobody here is pleb enough to do that
The last man who asked for a cup hug died of suction.
tfw no cupcake sluts
Iwill hav edindin and no lewd stuffs
mmmm maybeee more chocmilk to get eenrgy
WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS HERE
Imitation Neru speak is GARBAGE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Crippled leg, can't do chores like I normally do.
Why are you always here.
Itry my best ;;
I fear rejection too much
no life, no reason not to be.
I wish I got a cuphug
Then get some! :3
Not sure which Wish got, probably this
I'm not missing any!
Oh yeah I forgot it was supposed to be a secret. Okay we'll have dinner and do no lewd things. None at all.
Is kissy the top?
Thank you I think.
Also that implies that I haven't ridden other people which is just untrue.
there's no reason to fear that in this particular situation with this particular person.
the whole delete, pgup/dn, insert cluster and shit, for one.
aha I think it is notso bad but maybee Ihave talekd to Neru too much and I cannot tell the difernece
No, there's Antarctica.
Well hurry up and get one and meet me in Vegas.
I am going now.
Don't die or get caught in storm.
Mapped to Fn+QWEASD ^^
Arrows are the right alt/windows/menu/control
The skinny white kid who posts squids/
Just because a bike is on a trailer or something doesn't make it not a bike.
I'm not a fattie ;;
N-now? Right here in front of everyone?
Get your ass in gear and work.
I mess up stuffs despite trying
might have something lined up soon here.
Not a rapist either ;;
You are right, delaying the finish until later and stopping for now will make things better.
Good, what are the details?
emily I don't know where all my hug pictures are in my billion folders why are you being like thiiiiis
very similar to my last job. data entry. might start next month. hopefully anyway. temp. might be more. hopefully. who knows.
Maybe for my birthday next month I'll ask :3
Ok I'll ask for that for my b-day too
Yes no I can not keep it up outside thrads like with league and similarly, stuff just happens and I fall back to my old habits.
you could probably have one right now if you wanted.
Let me know then.
aha youhave to try
Yes, a silicone one. As a woman I cannot give you a real one.
I'm high maintenance.
That image suffices.
When's that happening?
Yes I got that, but why Eisen. Also skinny white kid describes like half that thread.
This metaphor is retarded. Also, other reasons it was dumb for him saying that!
sure sure, if it even happens. seems like a pretty decent chance though.
I better get some sort of reward for this later.
Again, let me know.
oh my gosh I just said I would MOOOOM
I knew it was dumb but I didn't feel like making it better.
explain why it was dumb for him to say that then
Don't give me any sass you cum dump.
I'm used to it! Didn't take time adjusting.
*head pats* ^^
aha you just want tog et me in trouble =<
Oh wow, really? Cybering in thread.
You could too
Hopefully it's a quiet one
function keys TRIGGER me
don't get cocky, kid.
That is impossible.
I could not get you in trouble if I tried.
Don't talk back, slut.
alright h-h-here I go.
it's so hot in my room
you try all the tim ;;
get a fan.
Welcome to fucking Florida.
isn't it winter in murca
Why are you so ashamed of me?
I am not some pusharound that you can just force to support. ;;
Quiet? No big party?
It's easy! I can leave my left hand on the keyboard and my hand on the mouse and press Delete ez etc.
HA get fucking REKT scoots.
nnn you do this with sqiash too
i have acquired new things recently :3
got myself a pair of fencing masks, a monitor arm setup, a new model m, and maybe some other xeon stuff soon
Kyle, pet me I'm lonely.