What is Operation Golden Age?

Hello, people of Holla Forums. I'm the board owner of /x/ and this is a formal invitation to join Operation Golden Age.

The problem

You're probably aware that Holla Forums's community is small and highly fragmented. This is a terrible combination. Small forums work best when they have a small number of sections. Big sites can afford to have many subforums. While we enjoy the freedom to create and customise our own boards, the current model of infinite boards plus a stagnant community has resulted in a situation where the vast majority of boards are not as active as they could be. This is a pity, because imageboards are a great and versatile medium, and out of all imageboards, Holla Forums has the most potential.

Unfortunately our growth model so far has relied on various waves of exodus from other communities, mainly from 4chan. By its very nature, this model doesn't guarantee constant growth, and actually makes growth almost undesirable, because when it happens it's so big and sudden that the influx of new users can be difficult to manage. What we want is slow and steady growth.

The solution

We need to start spreading the word about Holla Forums. The keyword here is "we". The administrators won't do it because they don't make any money from this site, so it's not in their best interest to advertise it. The big boards won't do it either because they already enjoy a good number of PPH (posts per hour) and they're scared that any new visitor might ruin their 'culture'. From their point of view, there's nothing wrong with the current state of things. Most boards on the other hand would greatly benefit from a bigger community, but we have to make it happen. We have to realise that if we don't do something about it, nothing will change.

Now, due to the fact that most small boards represent niche interests, broad advertisements won't be particularly effective. Instead of advertising for Holla Forums as a site, we want to target people who are already interested in our niche. We can do this for free by mentioning our boards in places where our target audience gather. It can be Youtube videos, forums, blogs, etc. The more exposure, the better. We can create original content that contains a link to our board and share it on as many sites as we want.

Do we really want to recruit from outside of imageboards?

Yes! Remember that we were all newfags at some point. I discovered Holla Forums and Holla Forums through a Pokemon forum around 2008. Where did you come from? Everyone has his own story, but the point is that there's no reason to be afraid of newfags. We just need to make sure that they understand how things work around here. I'm currently working on a Holla Forums guide for newfags. Once it's done, board owners can add it to their boards as a page. I'll post my finished version and you'll be free to modify it however you see fit.

I encourage every small board to participate and contribute to this operation however they can. Cooperation will be key to our success. If you wish to discuss strategy and methods, please it do here >>>/x/28856 so that this information is shared with everyone.

Other urls found in this thread:

nyu.edu/pages/linguistics/workbook/lehner/
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

McFuckingKillYourself

Pass

I'm not reading all that.

people of our community often recruit members from outside


you suck at this

finish stuffing your face, you've got 4 waiting on you

no loco, No.

God, can we NOT do that?

mhm

As much as you yell I don't know if he can help your keypad situation..

Pretty reasonable post

More like operation golden sage.

loco is ireland ya doofus

I made the mistake of reading that and feel obligated to do that now

but I wont

The last thing all of you guys want is a bunch of Teenagers like myself on this thread ^^

*ree*

Whatever..

Wanna hang out with weaboos that like to cyber, meme at each other ad nauseam, and post and collect anime girls to feel beautiful?
Do you want to feel beautiful?
Come to Holla Forums on 8ch friend

Do you feel like you have nothing in life, but want to have even less? Become an Holla Forums regular!

No actually I'm sure there's many people that want more teenagers here

...

BUT

Iam going out you should just play

This build is quite a lot of fun, if I have to be entirely not dishonest.

I can think of just one off the top of my head

;;

Soto?

WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL THEM EARLIER

He ignored me anyways.

and loco. And scoots.

;

wanna leegu?

IWAS BED


I did

yes LOL


really? oh wow

Well I dont know for sure, those are just the ones I see hitting on that underaged lady the most.

who in the hell thinks that is a good idea op

And tsuchi

That's kinda odd, but okay.

he doesnt seem like that kind of person to me

I havent seen scoots do it

People that enjoy thriving communities

maybe im confusing it with sabrina in his case. He definitely does the thirst thing though.

Outlook not so probable.

Oh
Hidoi tbh
Not as bad as getting janna in aram though

sabs is like late 20's early 30's though

(insert lewd comment here)

based on how people are here i dont think that is their goal anymore

...

Why did I make this webm again.

meow

literally just say hi to her
she is the kindest soul on here

scoots and i said some things the other day. he does

How are people here?

Yeah I'm saying maybe I was wrong about it being him. I don't keep super close track, but there are definitely wolves in sheeps clothing around underaged females around here.

Busy srrrrrrrrry


He's a meanie

Solo kill lulu vs poppy is good enough to be proud of

We need to hand out rape whistles at the entrance.

BUT IT WAS 0600

She intimidates me with her warmth

its all good

dude for sure

remember dotter?
that nigga creeped the fuck out of aoi

i get the feel that they want it to be a closed off(while saying otherwise) sekrit club and dont just want any random to pop on by anymore


will you hand them out? it'd be fitting for you country

Subtle.

she did the same to me

but then I said hi

ew no I don't want my friends coming here

hes playing league gtfo

On what?

o bb

/pat

You don't even know what I was going to say, get off my dick.


Probably the OP.

I remember dotter but I don't remember aoi.

Will you pay me? I don't run a rape whistle charity.

also she triggers my mature woman fetish and that kinda makes me feel bad


I don't get that feeling really.


When I get a chance I should

Only probably?

Rin!

I hope that was safe for the thread.

I kind of get that feeling from /lewd/ tho

thats DSP

It wasn't, I died of embarrassment

I am too pure for such things

"I am too pure "

This is a common thing sluts say.

Outlook favourable.


Go to my bed !!!

I'm cold!

mmm.. i think we better come up with something else because thats not gonna work out


what do you get?

i mean the last like dozen people to come to threads seemed to have been brought in by someone and every time i had seen people from other places try to come here they never stuck around for too longi think mordin is the only person to really stick around who is from another place

You don't say.

Why are you an 8ball now?

...

Ask again later.

How long is considered "too long"?

Yes, I've been studying.

You don't count because you followed me over here.

Rolled 1 (1d2)
half of lewd posted here for like a month or two then started leaving in waves. i guess i dont see people as staying until i've seen them for a lil bit longer than that idk i dont have an exact time for that

Sounds familiar. 'tis why i gave up and stopped.

How else would people come here if not brought from somewhere else though? Not like this place is just widely known that people fly in for no reason

No cats

/shakes

share with me more of your sage slutknowledge

meow

?

Outlook hazy.

Daga Kotowaru.

oh, right.
workout
S I E G E


a few have randomly found this place. it seems to be that those ones are generally not liked a whole lot though. if we were to say keep posting on 4chan we wouldnt have that problem but like i said i get the feel that people want to keep it this way.

I came when someone else told me to talk to soto and you weren't even here for like the first week I was here

We've been over this

Also that's exactly what would count were it true

Well then
What a rip

i saw you do horoscopes
a month or so ago?
i want one!

Rolled 2 (1d2)this site is 0/10 doesnt even keep diceroll going unless i tell it to


rip indeed. also based off of what the other is saying, he is in the right, unless i am missing something

remoooove

Are you an 8ball with nothing but ambiguous answers?

Well, can't say i didn't try

Whoa lewd :c

improve

The answer is no.


It doesn't have to be lewd.
We could make it cute, or romantic, or just, like, cuddle 'cos I'm too lazy to turn the heater on.

Improve cats?

Subtle and Rin touching feet under the kotatsu.

expensiv tho, would it work long term?


they are, it's like the stuff that burns off your hair. my skin is sensetive :(


OWW?

ALSO GOMEN IM 60 YEARS LATE I HAD DINNER AND OVERWATCH

This isn't the history I choose to believe.


You-gara didn't try.

i dunno...

yus ithas worked for me

SH-SHUT UP NO WE WEREN'T.

YOU GOT YOUR HAIR LASERD?
woa how long does it last?

WELL

itis only for a week or so maybe the first few tims but then it stops growign after more ssesions

Well I'm not a vampire but I feel like one


Sometimes I sleep all day because I hate the sunlight


My hands are always shaking and my body's always aching

Then just save up for your lasers
Also have we met?

What?
What do you mean?

I feel like there should be more I can say about 8balls that's almost halfway amusing but there really, really isn't.

I'M NOT SEEING A REASON NOT TO?

Rip
food

...

Darwin buy me lazor hair removal

Also is shaving periodically too difficult?

Darwin buy me lazor hair removal

aha okai

yus

ogod

see tomorrow you

You do not need it Ban, I'll shave you daily instead.

Depends on how naturally hairy you are I think.

You're gonna do a bad job though.

I am very adept at it.

I only ever fiddle with them when my anxieties get really bad.

It can help a bit to just shake them and watch the die float up.


Rest well, Emily.

:doubt:

I am torn between getting braves and getting laser hair removal
What do you think

:|
rin ignored me

That thought is too good to be true :c

Braces

What even are braves?

you were gonna tell him to sleep

I will have you teach me then.

Braces
I type bad

darwin looks like a newborn baby whenever he goes to the beach

LUL

...

Or, like, I just didn't see it.

But no, that's way too obvious to be true.


I think it's realistically achievable.


No, actually, I wasn't.

But A for effort, I guess.

SURPRISING

:|
maybe one day you'll see my posts too...

What makes you think I wanna teach you ?


pics


In you hair ?

Not really, though.

...

If you try to pull this shit, I'll go out of my way to ignore you.

rip

What constitutes trying?

You don't know how to improve cats?
There's plenty of ways.
Giving them FEELINGS for a start.

Hmm, maybe.
Still, I feel there's better forms of stress relief

ask him


yes really
every time you post @subtle in the evening you're telling him to go to sleep at least once

rin pls

...

hair is SHIT

Probably has a lot more begging in it.


He will say no, watch.


Show me your beach pics

In my teeth

disappointing.


oh ok.

hair is a badge of masculinity and great gealth

Good point. I need to go shower and play with my wood more bbl

-g + h

There definitely is.


Only when it's 2:00-3:00 his time.

In my imagination maybe :3


Are you done yet?!

fix your teeth before anything else.

...

aa yus

Cats are hairy.

...

FURRY you nog

whaaa

...

So is every other furry mammal

Want to see my hairy pussy?

Then why do I found CAT HAIR everywhere instead of CAT FUR?!

No the real ones.

slide me those DMs

...

I honestly thought you would shit on that bronze5 yasuo

where are the lulu buffs

Yatta
Git on!

Is it a cat or is it something horrifying? If it's a cat then yes.

i fixed the op

Is there a way to fix a single tooth that's kind of out of wack?

how did you fix it george

Network Operations – Last Thursday at 8:22 PM

We have disabled Teemo due to in game issues, and are currently working on a resolution.


I cry

refresh

JUST TELL ME

Maybe.
It could also be in real life.

10/10 GJ, Moogs.

Ask your dentist.

.

lol
funny

darwin are you coming this time

But I thought I did shit on him.
Like, my turret was full hp his was almost dead, I was up in farm, and other lanes were even/leading. Only when lee + annie + yasuo together started pushing did turret fall.
idkkkkk

pet my pussy

...

Now we're talking.

I was expecting you to kill him repeatedly tbh

Is this yours? Are you discovering marine biology?

...

We've been talking for a long time.

BEST UPDATE EVER


Mmmn.. stop teasin' my mind :c

I am in a marine biology class yes.

nou

Like what?

squids are cute.

youare altering the deal

meh

NOT

CUTE

don't put a live one on your dick

remember they have beaks

[thalassophobia intensifies]

Pray I don't alter it any further.

But we haven't been really talking.

Do the dolphins give you a feeling so complicated?

...

Only cuttlefish are cute though.

Then again, when you put it like that...

And what is "really" talking?

...

I would if you weren't enjoying it.


I dunno, just that there are.

CUTE

...

???????????????????????????????????

Evidently it involves begging.

You've found none yourself?

...

...

Usually when I start getting anxious I just panic.
I only happen to know the 8ball one because it happened once when I was holding an 8ball.

It does but I don't feel like you're brave enough for it in public.

Not my fault.

That sounds about right, but I'd liked to have known some way to avoid it
Rip

fug

Now how will I get, uh...
whatever we were talking about?

i fell asleeps and now my body feels heavy since i woke up

Isn't that somewhat normal post sleep?

Sleeping during the day does that.

grim, is there some software i can use to slap up a tree of references in prolog or something? this shits getting a tad confusing, im not sure how i should go about certain things like event bindings, and im not sure if i may have missed shit


send nudes

Me: what is "really" talking?

You: Evidently it involves begging.

Me: It does but I don't feel like you're brave enough for it in public.

Me: Not my fault.


Does that clear it for you ?

ugh.. *yawn*
whatever... lame.
hmph... fine.
..rude.
smh

I meant whatever I was hypothetically begging for. Which I was aware of, I just felt this answer worked better.

this tbh

._.

not usually no


i guess

That answer is pretty much just running away.

You really need to get over yourself.

Now you'll have difficulty sleeping tonight.

...

rip
rip sleep

I'd be curious to know how so?

Guess some people just never learn.

...

lloyd is ooble


YUM FOOD

...

Putting tights on when you're all wet from shower is hard (>//w//

fug

Now how will I get, uh...
whatever we were talking about?

So don't.

Why are you angry ?

I HAD to

WHAT food

Oh
Maybe, I guess so.

I probably should have realized you meant that. I guess I'm the one not understanding basic communication today.

Doubtful.

...

"today"

...

Water.

...

Reasons.

THANKS DAD


yep...

Oh neat
When did I become Ooble

Just saying.

Hopefully your whole sleep cycle isn't fucked.

It was needed, I am going out soon.

/pet pet

everything will be okay

Hm.

Presumably when your penis turned into a vagina

Yes
Today

Normally you're the one sitting there asking what's going on every post

What do you know we never even taaaalk

u_u

at least i have you.

Are all things with vaginas automatically Ooble?

mwah.

You're both black so there's that

Luka is just mad because Rin ignored them for being passive aggressive.

I always know whats going on though.


This girl is cute

classic vayne salt

cute~


yeah the girl in your pic is rly pretty

i had chigun


i meant to say i am ooble

I will remain neutral still.

This is a boy though.

this doesnt appear to be you

that allcaps trip tho

naping

Porn of my avatar doesn't exist btw.

She's just a succubus (male)

That's news to me

try nyu.edu/pages/linguistics/workbook/lehner/

i sent you a cute
but on discord
and you're poof atm

I am simply stating what happened. I have no dogs in this fight.
It just seems a lot of people have grown tired of them doing it.

aple

She's just black in spirit

aw.. :c


i saw

...

I know. I'm being difficult because it's my default


Oh word up

How rare.

Hey is you's guys name fields fucked up too

There is a lot of explicit Sonic the Hedgehog art.

yes

us a little js to fix it

Sure is, my fellow African-American

Fight the power, am I right?

Hes great.


Like half the people do that here though so I don't really care.


I understand that its annoying though.


The penis only makes it better.


you didn't know ?


I wish I was wrong

post rouge porn

Normally so do I
I am very tired however

It is imparing my ability to understand things and also my judgement

Had what now?

...

I DI DNOT

shadow's cute butt tbh

it's just weird cus no one's complaining about it on sudo

...

maybe for you.

I sudo is his personal board isnt it
look on operate

I DIDNT ASK FOR THIS

...

It's whatever.

I briefly investigated a source on all things porn, and am seeing frequent complaints that this character hasn't had porn drawn of it in over a year. This pleases me.

did you like it

welcome to animus

this tbh

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'course you'd' notice that, GO SHU JI N SA MA.

Hah get rekt straight nerds

*she

wot

yaoi~

nope
Ima complain on sudo

yano

it was peaceful

goodluck

N-No, I'd click on any Neru spoiler, honest

yuri is best you derp

You should probably stay up a few more hours then.


I'm pretty sure I've said it before.


Well yeah ?

Thats normally why people like things


same


Its really sad honestly.


NO

he

LUL

as if it wasn't already

good joke

The Japanese decided whos gay.

maybe I wasnt here

Getting >triggered by Neru's post

SHE'S A PRETTY GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-~-
tfw

...

I have no recollection of why I saved these other than that they were fun at the time

Click on my spoilers

that doesnt appear to be at all what im looking for

Not really.


You know me, a barrel of laughs.

o

I'd always do that too

well shit man

best make your own

why did it get edited??

Almost all of my avatars are "male".

Shitlord.

You ruined it

Cis scum.

i didn't

ask moogs


good thing I havent been attracted to any of them


IM SORRY

I bet you even read my spoilers to other people.

:( pls dont be difficult lloyd


i had chicken it was good

No you're not, you ungrateful FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

...

aha

neru youare such a pervert

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGS

I can pass off as one.


I did.


Thats pretty gay of you considering they look exactly like girls and aren't real.

Provide me with a new default mode then pls

I don't actually care
watching people play snooker and 8ball makes me really wanna go to a bar and play

is he going to get removed from mod for this :ooo


they're all lolis

You win this round...

...

Because you are one

...

Who doesn't like lolis

YES?

happy

i like big tid

YES OH MY GOD I CANT BELIEVE HE WULD DO SUCH A THING WITHOUT MY PERMISSSIONNNNNNNNN
i'm glad he did it

...

same


I'm really not though.

oh wait i mean


teehee

i'm not gay X3

cx

FAT ANIME TIDDIES?

yus

:D

moogs is nice guy~

i think i may just give it a fresh pair of eyes tomorrow

any advice on how to represent events in a tree diagram? i was thinking as just having them exist at the top level beneath the prolog environment, with conditions included in the diagram

Oppai lolis

Hi Luann

You fuck I almost got excited

Tee hee~

Oppai loli is a crime against humanity

like gobblin?

says flatchest

But at least my images are kyoot unlike the lewd stuff other people post

nah, blame him. I almost got excited too.

It's how I know so well.

cute lulu pic make me happy thx *hufs*

nnnnn not the webms

Guilty..

I think so? Not sure what that is

I do it too.

GOBLIN

Postez garçonchatte?

MOAR trist butt

Oh like Trist?
She's a shortstack
I guess it's kinda the same

6 shots wjo

We doin' shots boi?

I need to go to the store tho :(

i love shortstakcs sdasadsdsadasdjsaghdkashdkjashdasdkshdjsdh

get drunk

The sad thing is tomorrow's a holiday but I'm going in for OT from 9AM-1PM :(

Lexi toxic too

I'm sorry to hear that

I HATE THIS GAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But honestly that was frustrating

Hmn?

Iam toxic but only with some people tbh

Okay fuck it I'm going to the store

Because who needs livers anyway right?

Enjoy.

I'm not toxic.

Is that one of the things you and Tristan connected on? :3

I'm not toxic.

Oh I like her anime tiddies

if some people == everyone, then yes.

I'm here to post stuff and ask questions,

I finally pulled the trigger and got myself a galil parts kit and 4 torch cut demilled receivers to weld back together,

Anywho on to the question is anyone in a country that doesn't have a import ban from Russia that can get me some ak bakelite mags and bizon 9mm helical mags?

i'm bored.

Ido not yell at you

garçonvagin

post more anime tiddies then

...

what else?

pojkpott

Toxic


But why?

Is there more to life ?

;;

rpredict my feeding this game

nya

raisons