Boys make the best girls

boys make the best girls

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I am rather fond of you, yes.

yayyyy

Does he tuck or is he smol?

This is objective truth.

I've stroked your ego enough in regards to you being someone I respect and can call my friend. The fact that I talk enough about you to take the piss just means I like you enough to do so.


Citation needed.

Emily is my girlfuckslave now so please be gentle with her.


649$CAD for X8.
Apparently there's a "Home & Student" version for 139.99$CAD.

...

It's always at 6. 3 hours before I should wake up.

My grandmas cat is still on her hours.

that is not what I was doing you slut.


you probably need a new cooling system. that's what worked for me. I only spent 60 bucks on a decent fan with a liquid cooling thing and my computer is running smoother than ever.

yeah well I wasn't being serious about it hurting my feelings anyway because I knew all that already b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-baka!

is it impossible for you to get back to sleep after you wake up? I hate it when that happens.


you ask me this every few weeks.


it's literally impossible. it's just a clean version of the other pics in the set.


everything I say is.


holy fucking shit.

no i dont

Evidently you wanted it to be said.

More.
Than.
It's.
Worth.

If I lie there and just relax it helps.

I have 3 intake fans and one exhaust fan, of which one is blasting cool air right into the GPU!

No liquid cooling though, wasn't a very cheap thing back in '14

Nice cock.

Any idea what this gif is from?

Except when you disagree with me.
Can't forget those.

I'm only now watching the Switch Presentation trailers, and I'm sorely disappointed.
I legitimately thought Super Mario Odyssey was a Super Mario x Etrian Odyssey crossover from the title, and it isn't.

@luka
Sounds complicated
Brb having a healthy berry snack


I cant wait any longer
Brb going to eat a banana erotically and fuck myself with the peel

um, yes you do.


maybe. I'm a very needy person.


if I had the money it would be worth it to make you happy.


so do that!


it's a lot cheaper now. should invest in one.
not as nice as yours


no, those are also objectively correct. can't help it that you're wrong so much.

k

have it made by the people who make the mario rpg games and atlus and I'm sold.

Next build maybe, CPU is properly cool at 4.2GHz.

You enjoy being told that you're my friend and I respect you enough and yadda yadda. You only bring up not being able to understand why to mask your own embarrassment.

myanimelist.net/anime/10163/C__The_Money_of_Soul_and_Possibility_Control

i cook them


k

Whatever...

i get really sad sometimes

it's not like you couldn't get a decent liquid cooling fan now and use it in the next build as well.


that's not true. I legitimately can't fathom why anyone on earth would enjoy my company at all. next to zero self esteem is kind of a bitch.


yeah, I know.

I don't recall the name, but I can hunt it down later. It's like 14 episodes and honestly kind of shit. Good idea for a show, but poorly executed.

stop it

There'd be no benefit for now! *shake*

Well take my word as someone who's more right than you are.

Why even be passive aggressive if he's coming right back?

I...
Can't see how you'd assume that, but I think I want it now? Like full on lolis everywhere and everything?

What if you're SO correct it just wraps back around to being wrong?

stop what?


no benefit to a cooler computer?


I'll do my best.


not possible.

I'm not even dignifying that with a direct response.


BUT WE CAN'T EVEN.
THE GOLDEN TITLE IS TAKEN NOW WHAT WOULD THEY CALL IT!?

Good girl.

hurting me

Test.

C: The Money of Soul and Possibility Control was what the gif was from.
It starts off really well and devolves into generic kid saves world with waifu trash. Not even memeing.

Well it's not like I'm gonna hit 10GHz and can skip 3 CPU generations, and GPU generations too. Everything works fine as it is, just has little more OC room.

yay its cooler

I dunno. they figured it out with the persona etrian odyssey though, so no reason they wouldn't think of something.


how am I doing that?!

I'm hungry.

nobody loves me

EVEN PUYO POP AND TETRIS GOT A CROSSOVER!
ANYTHING'S POSSIBLE!

MARIO AND LUIGI'S BROTHERS ODYSSEY HAS TO HAPPEN!


I guess.

Why not?

Why would that ever be a thing though!

except when you're trying to find trips when your pc turns into an oven.


I do.


feel like there's an easy solution to this problem but for some reason I can't think of it right now...it's on the tip of my tongue...don't you hate that? when you know what it is but you just can't think of i-OH THAT'S RIGHT FOOD

Don't know what to make.

you dont mean it

because I said it wasn't and the instant I did it became truth.

Guess it's a no go. The visuals in that one gif were pretty cool, though.

while I understand the way you feel, I can assure you that you're wrong.


something tasty might be good. what do you even have?

Brothers Odyssey just sounds like a bad incest porno.


Why was Zelda x Dynasty Warriors a thing?

Nothing worthwhile. Store is less than a mile away though.

so buy yourself a steak.

Steak's expensive.

They guy seemed like he was going to be the main character. Focuses abruptly to some kid and his mysterious dad who it never talks about past like 10 min.

you ever get paranoid

Would have to cook it over the skillet, don't feel like cleaning the grill. Would have to make homefries as well.

not if you get it at a big chain type store and get it on sale. I've had some pretty amazing steaks for less than 8 bucks.


not really. I'm absolutely positive that I'm worthless trash and that I'll never be anything else. it's liberating.


yeah true. I dunno then. I'm not big on cooking, I always just open a can of something and microwave it...

Also they introduce a really interesting system in the world and NEVER FUCKING EXPAND ON WHATS GOING ON WITH IT

...

No wonder you want me to cook for you.

my ex used to cook all the time. at this point it's literally the only thing I miss about him, lol.

I'm starting to think this isn't as true as you make it out to be and you're just lying to me.

This IS a good point

My previous roommate texts me on occasion to complain about his girlfriends cooking.

It doesn't happen a lot ;;

Cupcake.

I would never!


it's like the "once you go black" thing but with something that actually makes logical sense.


petpet

yes dear

As long as you don't get clingy to my cooking then.

nah. the thing about me is that no matter how good something is, I can always get by without it. enjoy it while it lasts, ya know?

I just need to set up my computer near the window and have a funnel for intake and exhaust going outside.

I also have the unpopular opinion of not really enjoying most steaks. It's not that I hate it, I've eaten every cut a million times, and it's just meat flavored meat. Salt & pepper do not make for a complex flavor.

If it's marinated or has a sauce it's great. Otherwise it's just okay.

I'm gonna go pre-order BotW.

Now this is just more lies.

So I can stop hm'ing you.

as much as steak purists would rail me for this, I agree with you. I even sometimes use steak sauce. I'm basically a monster


that just seems like a lot of work.


and a switch? I mean, you need one of those...

I tried to do that the other day and everywhere I checked the switch preorder was already sold out, lol.


nop


you could but that would be a very cruel thing to do.

My nigger. Fucking finally somebody who understands.

And you can stop drinking vodka.

okay now you're just being ridiculous.

Fuck.

Well, we have a Mall that no one goes to so there's still hope.

I'll probably have to check both.

...

Might as well give up dicks too.

Most of the switches games seem to be coming out in at least a few months and all the preorders for it's actual launch date are sold out. I'm pretty sure they're deliberately trying to create demand and only really intend most people to pick one up soon.

I'm gonna find a way to get one and that game day one if possible as well, if not, as soon as possible after. might be getting a job soon, my dad said he has a friend who might have something.

I might actually trade games in for this.

I never trade games in.

mmm, tasty agreement and validation~


tracer I can't talk to you when you're like this. you're being fucking INSANE.

enjoy getting like 1% of your money back for each one LOL

Damn. I'll never turn Cup into a respectable straight man.

You're a lot of work.

mike pence tried once. all the shocks did was turn me gayer. he was crying about it and I was like "it's okay buddy, maybe you can do something else? like convince trump to run for president and be his vp? that would be a fun laugh for us all to watch, right? keep the country amused while he runs against a real candidate?"

I have a job, but my dad said he'd get me one as a late christmas present.

So next time he gets a check, I'm going to drag him out to see if there's a chance.


Better than owning a game I will never play, tbqh.

...

I'm easy as hell, emily.


noice. all my dad ever does is buy me things I need like food and shelter. he's such a jerk. I wanna complain about it on instagram and twitter but he won't buy me a new iphone. he suuuucks

true.

s-shut up!

...

...

If I can disillusion you to not see me as anything other than a friend, then I can continue the illusion to convince you to do whatever I may will.


Just because he likes getting fucked like a girl, doesn't make him one.

Are you sure about that?

he's so mean I hate him ;_;


SHUT UP


that wasn't your doing. I knew you were straight so there was never any chance of me seeing you as anything more, b-b-b-b-b-b-baka.

Plot twist: Cuckpake was a reall grill all along

...

youtube.com/watch?v=mAhG9zWUGbs

don't blow up my spot here, rin.

Just because he likes being called a girl, doesn't make him one.


Your usual plan is to turn those straight gay, and then prey on them.

this is not true in the slightest. I only push when I know the person is gay and they just don't know it yet.

And my plan is just to do the opposite of what you're doing.

.

Not everyone is secretly gay.

you can't possibly think there's any straightness inside me.

yes they ARE

Everybody is secretly a girl.

I can certainly try.

Hah

No.


Are you sure about that?

-t. Someone who's closet gay

if you enjoy an impossible task, yes.

Everyone confirmed for secret lesbians?

I'll push you for other reasons.

yuri~

Excuse you I am completely, 200% straight.
You will retract that statement.

Shut up, Clockwork.


I've punched a wall down before. Might as well do it again.

That's just Luka.

Because I'm your unborn child and you just went into labor???

there's a hole in my wall as well from where I punched it once.

I'm actually a lesbian pretending to be a shota pretending to be a normal poster.

Wow holy shit Holla Forums thumbnails make these pictures look shit.

-t. Every "straight" man ever

aaaaaaaaaaaaand you made it weird.

Aye.

Then half the work is done for me already.

Was it because of video games

Secret though?

Let's not go overboard here.

It's not gay if I want one of the two parties to be wearing a skirt.

Scary picture ;u;

okay I'm actually a lesbian pretending to be a shota pretending to be a loli.

It was already weird, because talking to me at all is just weird.


-t. Every gay trap lover in denial

it's not that big of a hole. small poster covered it up nice.


no it was because of a fight with my ex. anger issues.

yeah but I like that about you.

Yes, exactly.
Now I know why that yuri releases guy posts here, the whole thread was a yuri orgy all along.

Much better.

Hey most of those wouldn't be okay with wearing the skirt thank you very much.

Drywall is easy.

And I'm glassing over the glory hole you made for yourself.

don't be weird. it doesn't go all the way through.


you figured out our deep dark secret.

Traps aren't gay

...

...

...

Stop being a faglord.
I'm gonna bounce and get dressed.


-t. Every gay trap lover in denial

byebye

Nah, it's entertaining.

ur a gay trap lover in denial

Later nerd

I'm straight and i just fapped with traps

So fix it.

...

I don't consider myself to have anger issues, but when I lose my composure it can be pretty bad. I would break things when I was less mature. I've at least outgrown that.

...

Damn I'm good.

...

What're you, fucking gay?

Basically Feku is right always.

All these (you)s are in agreement right?

I haven't hit anything out of anger in a long time. must be growing up. another fun time was when I got mad about something and kicked an ottoman so hard I broke my toe. didn't even realize I'd broken it until days later.


yes

I can get dressed at the computer y'know.

I also dress fast.


I'm not in denial, though?


Those are mutually exclusive.

BYE BYE

Took so long for the nerve endings to reach your brain?

Neither am I, yet that didn't stop you.

Yes

Maybe

oh no, there was plenty of pain. I just have an absurdly high tolerance for pain, and had never broken a bone in my life before so I didn't realize what had happened.

Homosexuality is attraction to people of the same sex.

Ergo, a guy being attracted to a MTF tranny pre-op is also gay.


Nein.


I'm not the one trying to say penises aren't gay.

Life without lube?

u suk


well no, that would just be stupid.

For the record, I'm half gay.
Penis or Vagina, it doesn't matter.

Said thew not so smart burb.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I CAN PICTURE BASED VAMPIRE SAYING SOMETHING TO THAT EFFECT
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Basically you're always straight and gay

I'm stupid but that's just a whole other level.

I just assumed you naturally sweated the stuff.

What if you're only attracted to the rest of them but not the penis?

I mean don't get me wrong I luv dat dik but still.

that only happens in my gay mangas

My dresser and desk are still covered in gouge marks and chips from some more violent childish tantrums.

But yes, years for me as well. Though I do still have a large gap between mildly frustrated, which I tend to get to easily, and stupid mad.

You've seen me hit the latter once.

Cupcake so drunk he cant feel pain anymore
Wish the same could be said about their ex

You have mangas based off you?

...

I couldn't, you'd get off to it.

Squiddy, that isn't a trap.

...

No
Why would it be?

With how much you fell to the ground you did a good job of causing yourself pain.

Basically, I'm equally likely to be straight or gay in any given moment.

But sex is gros either way.


There's a difference between someone being attractive, and having a sexual attraction, that was never called into question.

it's almost like we're imperfect human beings or something. also edgy boys.

yes.

Maybe if some people silenced their phone....

Cupcake confirmed for Korean

The hair is wrong.

beat my exes up for me scoots :3

Because :You need to find a trap pic.

Scoot Pilgrim vs the world

Maybe.
This isn't a new avatar though, hell it's my oldest non-horse avatar.

yeah, not long enough.

Elaborate


Scaredy-cat


I raft

I'll give you a kick ass hug if you do.


rin is pure~ ~ ~

Indeed.

it's not normally that curled. my sister did that on new year's eve.

Eugh

Speak for yourself.

I'm not a sexual person and exaggerate my feelings regarding sexual matters to a childish extreme because it amuses me.

No need to get embarrassed over it.

And rust


Just lemme get my doc martens polished

I speak for everyone.

Is sex reserved for babby making in your eyes

wasn't embarrassed, just sayin'. it does have a nice natural curl of it's own, just extra curly that day.


my hero~

yes. rin really wants to be bred

Ah. Mine's wavy if I let it grow out.

I don't.

I'll never be able to have kids, so even if it were it won't be something for me ever.

Prize breeding whorse

WHich horse?

I have such great hair. it only gets the curl at the ends. just makes it look great without any effort.

I assumed as much.

But if you fap nore you lose more testosterone

assuming is a bad habit to have.

A couple, I guess.
Haven't really touched those since 6 years ago though.

I won't say this applies to everyone, and likely not to you, but I generally think of that as an unhealthy attitude. I definitely think of sex as something that should be romantic in nature and not casual, but casual sex still seems more psychologically healthy than not getting it on on an at least somewhat regular basis.

Never got be in trouble before.

later needs
Back in an hour

it's boring to live a life without getting in trouble once in a while.


kbai

I'm boring, yes.

kinda.

Very.

That isn't how homeostasis works.


Oh, no, you're correct.
Sex is healthy, and it's an absolutely wonderful, and beautiful thing.
Not to mention it can be a fantastic way to grow more intimate with your lover.

But it's just not something I really enjoy, or think about doing.

Sex just isn't "my jam," even if that makes me the odd one out.

if you were very boring I wouldn't spend so much time talking to you.

peanut butter is my "jam"

even if that makes me the odd one out.

Hm.

Cupcake, I am never talking to you again.

oh my

lu2

Hm hm hm.

This character's eyebrows not matching his hair just makes him weird looking.

I still fapped to it the first time I saw the full thing, but you know.

Is that the dont use it lose it thing

goodness

gotta do what you gotta do sometimes.

Fair enough.

I'm still hungry.

It's the thing where the human body is actually fairly competent at balancing yourself.

Like how traps who stop their trap diet or trannies who stop their tranny meds will actually "lose progress".

food still exists.

Get some Taco Hell breakfast.

I don't care what anyone says about fast food breakfasts, I love them crunchwraps.

Not in front of me.

you gots legs.

Someone give Cupcake shit for stealing my hair tie because I'm not talking to her.

Don't sass me.

you can have mine just talk to me again please ;_;

s-s-s-s-sorry

Hm.

No, pass it to me and I'll run off and hide it.

Very middle school.

...

I have like a billion of them you couldn't take them all.

Wonder if I should drink tonight.

the answer to that is always yes.

I'm still on antibiotics.

then probably not. ugh.

I bet you I could go through a billion hair ties in a week.

whats the difference between a trap diet and a tranny med

nah they usually last like a month or two before wearing out.

Maybe next week.

Really nigga

waiting is the worst.

You don't lose any? Girls lose them like crazy.

Trap diet isn't about becoming a girl.
Tranny meds include testosterone blockers.


NOT WHEN YOU PUT THEM ON YOUR DESK AND SOME FAGGOT LITTLE GIRL FUCKING STEALS THEM.

well idk the difference
arent they both just dick girls

I don't mind it. Because I'm boring.

once in a while I lose them, yeah but I'm pretty good at not losing things.


I don't have that problem. the only faggot little girl who steals my hair ties on occasion is this one

No.
Traps are crossdressers.
Trannies are people with a mental disorder.

...

oh I thought it was something like that
im just confused as to why you say diet

do you have a diet or meds?

What.

Hopefully both soon.


STOP STEALING MY HAIR TIES YOU FUCK.

I feel bad for anyone who can't drink.

no :3

I have the ability, it would just be detrimental to the medicine.

oh yeah, this place exists

yeah, so "can't" drink.

didnt you say something about having to go somewhere?

is your hair long?

Drinking without a specific reason is the most overrated thing out there.

Or does it?

[citation needed]

Don't sass me boy.

Today?
Only DnD.

Fairly, but I want to get it cut, and maybe change to wavy.

shut ur mouth


that wasn't sass!

where the fuck is everyone? its 3pm on a sunday


and you are?


see above

I might get pizza.

It's so boring though.
Unless you're drinking with others.

that's what I had last night. good stuff.

I am Squiddy.

strong disagreement

Or I could make tacos.

*a faget

how long have you been here for?

seems like a lot of work.

oh hi qt.

It isn't.

Oh hi qt

1/2

then do that? or make a taco pizza. best of both worlds.


do not copy.

It's like not drinking
Except you can't do anything to keep yourself entertained.

Why do I have more pokemon sleeves than you can legally have cards in a deck?

2/2

Which :D

not true. video games are fun while drunk.

I wish I had a roommate so I could make spaghetti.

I love spaghetti.

this one

Why is your keyboard so smol.

Why not both?

15 days exactly.

smol keyboard for tiny azn hands

I pride myself in the sauce. But I can't make any less than like four servings.

60% yo


I agree! It might be less bright but the colors pop more.

Hmmm, so if I'm getting any caps they have to be black ones. Also case needs a coat of paint.

Smol azn hands

1

oof. this series of unfortunate events netflix show really captures how horrible everyone but the main children are in the books.


if I were there I'd be happy to assist in eating them.


black is best yupyup

60% hands make 120% donger look like 180% donger.

That's fine then.

For the time being I'll probably get the pizza.

I'll flip a coin if I care to later.

Incase you tear some, I guess?


white looks unique and cool but I think black might look better overall.

Less so than normal

that's the spirit.


STRONG DISAGREE

Yush, it's a sight, but RGB backlight makes black so much better.


I have 60% donger


^^ :3

and you are?


hi emi
hows things?


thats pretty comfy looking, but check this


white is nice, but in my experience its a bitch to keep clean looking


neat
post dick

Haaah

Cuckpake.
Get me steam siege Elite Trainer Box, I want volcy sleeves.
amazon.ca/Pokemon-TCG-XY-Steam-Siege-Trainer/dp/B01GOPSPLU/ref=sr_1_4?ie=UTF8&qid=1484494547&sr=8-4&keywords=pokemon elite box


Yeah, I just brain derped and thought they only shipped 60, but they do 65.


Wow, rude.
I know my donger is small but you don't ahve to be that direct about it.

cupcake.


whaaaat?


sent ;)

Srs though, they're baller.


You're totally fucking with me, I'm not worth 65$.

Tired.

Want to drink.

Good, how about you?

White stayed clean pretty well the past month, and it's PBT so it doesn't get yellow.

Black is much poppier with RGB though ^^'

Also get a Model F.


You have a 100% dongers.

well, you absolutely are, but you're right, I'm not being serious because I don't have a spare 65 dollars to spend right now.


I also want to drink.

i vaguely remember you, i certainly remember adding you on steam
have i seen your dick?

it's possible. lots of people here have. could always show you again.

I'm not a huge fan of RGB backlights, honestly.


Honestly most magic/pokemon sleeves I've seen are sold in either 50 or 100, which is kind of annoying for obvious reasons.

I'll pass

vidya games are salt factories.

Drink in my stead then.

How so? I like having mine themed. This EVA-01 theme right now is neat as heck.

By the way, remember how we were talking about Maggy?

She helped Audino win championships.

tonight I will.

watch out liver. I'm drinkin' for two now.

I do not remember this. but that's cool.

white does look pretty nice, if you have a white setup, otherwise it just looks mismatched, pic related


please do


wat

Don't die.

i put in eye drops and now my eyes are drier

What a fag

I dunno, I like my keyboards simple and clean.
I really need to get a replacement filco at some point, my old one died because I was stupid

next time I'm on steam. unless you have discord.

I surely won't. clearly fate has decided my punishment for existing is to continue to do so.

...

Test

i do not, sadly


aah, hello test

Oh fuck

Honestly most magic/pokemon sleeves I've seen are sold in either 50 or 100, which is kind of annoying for obvious reasons.

I only meant to say "I'll pass" at you.

Izzat yours?

Yeah black all the way :^) Need a black case still.


60% with all blanks

noice og mechs before the gamer world and chinks started to jump in

Hm.

Did you fite him?

then steam, message when you see me on.


many times. it was fun.


;_;


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