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okay i guess
I am Jack's three-pronged dildo
And he needs you now tonight
And he needs you more than ever
And if you only hold him tight
You'll be holding on forever
And you'll only be making it right
Oh, he went to bed.
Nothing I can do
A totar ecripse of the haaarrrr
I want to dominate Luna
thread moving too fast for me at fucking 3AM
Why is there a comma before the pound sign?
She is best dota2. Played her loads, and kinda demotivated to now that she's meta.
Depends on who you are and how you want it playa
I was playing Overwatch with someone earlier and the experience was making me reevalute a mass shooting.
Get off, furfag.
I thought one of the draws to dota 2 was that they didn't have a super established carved-into-stone metagame.
Overwatch is terrible
I have the same reaction to playing League as well.
You knocked on my door pimpjuice
I said Fuck You.
League is equally terrible, if not more
You said "fuck me" actually
Do it on Darwin's tummy
I want to cum in Aurelion Sol.
Don't try to turn this around on me, you liberal SJW piece of trash. I've already been recording all of your statements and I know exactly what kind of trap you're trying to bait me into; I can tell you that I know what you're doing and I've seen your kind before- you're a pathetic male, who lacks the testosterone to even be called equivalent to a male because you're a lonely piece of shit who spends all their time on the internet and can't get a date and will never have children, get lost you fat fuck, don't even try to hit on me over the internet. You and all you cis white males disgust me, you have no class and you should all just commit suicide because you will never have sex.
Why do they always draw underwear on fantasy characters when it didn't even become a thing until the 1800s in our world, let alone one that still doesn't have plumbing?
I can't find that picture of the little blue and white dragon thing I saved a long time ago
yeah i can turn it on and off
if i post once with spoiler it will stay checkmarked and future images will be spoilered, unless i uncheck it?
Her suit looks like latex or something, certainly didn't have that in the 1800s either
But it's hot And so is underwear.
How does that work?
Those are some major eye browz
No idea tummy just rhymed
Fantasy settings are hotter when they're realistic.
So everyone just has massive bushes.
And enough oil in their hair and on their skin to make candles.
because we don't need the characters to complain about or actively alleviate stinky jock itch 10% of the time.
It's all about representing the period in an embellished, extravagant manor without focusing on any of the majority of people who were diseased, impoverished, and suffered from rotting anus.
Cummy wummy on Darwin's tummy :3
Oh, Shiron. Yes, he is cute too.
That's all I have.
probs just cuz logged in
Saving them from now on
kef is such an oldy
all three use their own separate cookies.
so i'd have to copy my settings & UserJS & CSS
into each one to get the same experience on all three.
Is Darwin a furry?
Go to sleep to this.
If I want realistic shit I'll just watch regular porn
I switch between them often enough
Well that explains that.
Now I just feel foolish.
That was in my recommended videos.
doing it out of the site would probably be better/more efficient
you were in my recommended
Porn in general is just kind of boring. It's better to just talk to someone or something that's more just staring at tits on the internet.
when i said this in the past you hated on me for it. what happened? you finally experienced it or
Don't be mean, Goggles.
Have you been actively watching the Grand Tour?
Only for a little bit.
I am listening to an AWESOME song on a loop, though.
what do you mean?
post your dankest meme you have
Anonymous people are scary.
I just imagine Goggles and Squiddy fighting over a can of dog food and a lizard.
like old scripting on 4chan
That's not what I am seeing, Anonymous!
nah... i'm good, everything's moving smoothly for me on this site.
this is racism
Sorry for being an idiot the other day.
I was kind of a dick. Emotional things had been piling up and up a lot lately.
I'm better now though!
am space cowboy
mm okay, suit yourself
cute pic btw
not equally scary
They're from SPACE
It's the injun.
I give up :3
Hows the temperature?
It's been cool down here the past week or so. Now last week we were getting overnight LOWS of 29 which is just not what I live in fucking Melbourne for. Unfortunately the cool spell looks like it's ending. How's your slice of tropical hell?
It's been hot and humid here past few days.
11 3 1
tell other team im the one in solo hell when i carry my team
: ^ ) theyre pissed
So business as usual then?
english speaking south hemispherians
nee nee time
I think it would be great if that girl was a boy
Well duh, wouldn't we all?
She's not though, she's just a random avatar that I find useful.
She is kind of generic.
Come to think of none of my avatars are traps.
What a shame.
Well you know what to do now. Go find some.
Everyone else has gotten to any of the good long ago.
Your new mission. Become one.
Unless you count Kamille memes.
You wish nerd.
Eh, I guess it's that meme where you're horny and look at things that doesn't normally interest you. Then you finish and ask yourself what the fuck you're looking at.
The irony of my post and picture were unintentional but fitting I suppose
That's gay yo
Don't be gay
not having done this so often you don't even ask yourself that anymore
wait there was a new thread
i sat in the other one for like 30 mins
Despite the occasional trap and the occasional loli I watch pretty normal stuff, masturbation being the tag I enjoy the most. It's not too often I ask myself what I'm doing.
Yes that's why I asked "why are we still in this thread" when you showed up.
goggles had just shown up and pointed that out to me
your flood bumped it off the screen for me :P
I think you spoilered the wrong one.
Also woooow, vanillafags
we were talking!
far too long on the old thread :P
Traps are way more common here than loli. Both as topic as well as pictures
I don't know why that user was there instead of here!
He still isn't here!
Yeah but you gotta appear straight bro
I believe in you, goggles.
I don't mind the occasional gay. As long as it doesn't get stereotypically gay and happening too often either.
what user? chiri?
and I you.
I dunno who they are, but they were canadian, posting that yellow girl and talking to me about Kino.
From my experience you either need to do that or be autistically fervant in denying the slightest possibility of homosex.
This is an awful idea and you should cease
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black out after lewd
That was Chiri.
Chiri was also the first post in this thread and more.
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I've never met a crossdresser irl, or maybe I have and they were just extremely convincing
In any case, I'm certain I'd never fuck anything that looked like a guy. The whole thing about traps is that they resemble girls enough for the horny me to not care.
See now you're being logical about the whole thing
more of this
You're the expert.
S-sorry, I meant traps aren't gay! They're girls. Look at the skirt and cute dress and long hair
socks4hands is the best new poster...
Excuse you, I am just a regular gay
Why is she so floppy?
are loli traps even cute
their dicks probably arent developed enough
shouldve posted the part were they get despaired
gimme key caps
Why do you need more?
I am the absolute madman.
Well, I don't really like the font on these keycaps and I'd like a black/classic gray thing.
What's on them now?
still up huh. when were you here before tonight?
Stock white Anne Pro keycaps, PBT doubleshot but the font is blergh.
Thinking of putting the black caps on but idk I don't like the font either.
Kinda wanna go blanks, maybe white blanks, with some sort of motif on them that the backlight shines through. Thick PBT doubleshots of course.
does blank mean what I think it means? as in you want to make your keyboard blank, with no indication of what the keys are? I just can't understand people who do that or want that, because even though I can type proficiently without ever looking down, that doesn't mean I don't want the ability to see where something is should I happen to forget or just get my fingers going on the wrong keys or something.
Yeah the thing is I like the font, and it looks good on all the auxiliary keys, but it just looks awful on the actual main letters/numbers. I think it's the size and position of the letters more than the font. It's not as bad on the white one though.
Yus, no key prints. It looks nice. I'm not really looking at the keyboard to type so it wouldn't be a problem, methinks.
Also that's why I want default fonts or something.
cant you sand your keycaps to get the blank look?
I might if I had more keysets! I don't want to ruin my original from the quickfire.
see, that's what I'm saying though. I basically never look down at my keyboard anymore either, but having the option is always good because every now and then I need to check where my fingers are, or I need to hit a key I rarely ever hit. do you have every possible key memorized? do you know every function that is on every key with one? just seems like a silly thing to sacrifice the ability to see which key is which just for aesthetic. seems like the type of thing you'd get, then regret like two days later, lol.
arent there like inverted styles with only the letter blacked out and the rest allowing the backlight through?
this could be a good compromise instead of going blank
yeah that would look awesome, actually.
Well, the number row speaks for itself. I remapped the secondary Fn-layer anyway, so those little legends don't make sense right now either. The big keys aren't problematic either and neither are the most common keys.
I don't see downsides :^)
Yeah like these ones would also be neat.
well idk if thats actually a thing, i just made a guess
it might not be a thing tho because the backlight might flood out the characters
all I'm saying is that it's easy to think you don't need to be able to see which key is which when you currently can. my guess is that you check your keyboard more often than you think, and you're gonna notice that real quick when you get blank caps. but hey, it's your keyboard, so go for it!
you don't need to be able to see which key is which when you currently can
slightly triggered that searching for the nadeko snake arc brings up pictures of her in the nadeko medusa arc
think about it. I'm saying it's easy to think you don't need it when you have it, because you do have it if you happen to need it. as soon as you remove it, then if you happen to need to find a key you can't find, you'll have to like, look up a keyboard layout online or something.
I dunno. probably not making sense with the way I'm saying it, but believe me, what I'm trying to say makes sense.
boils down to "you don't know what you had till it's gone"
it's easy to think
Was the important part you are missing.
t-test-kun is sticking up for me >///////////////<
this is sound logic and everyone that didnt realize it in the first post are just a bunch of idiots :D
It's great I want some.
I don't look at it really ^^'
I look at my keyboard in one situation and one situation only.
When my hands haven't been in a ready position.
And then it's the position I'm looking at; half a second at most, not long enough to see the cap labels.
That wasn't relevant to what I was challenging.
don't know if idiot is the word I'd apply to someone who literally just woke up and saw a post by someone else who just woke up that isn't really worded all that well and misunderstood it a little.
so go for it! I just said that ultimately it's your keyboard, what the heck do I know?~
Need to find some good cheap keycaps tho
well i gotta word it in a way to receive my daily abuse
I used to switch my keycaps around to fuck with hunt-and-peckers.
Do you know which number keys become which symbols when you hold shift?
so get a blank keyboard!
t-test-kun's sticking up for me's grey hairs >////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////<
I'll give you daily abuse you little slut.
That is strange to me.
I don't want one.
I want the pokemon caps.
I don't think so.
I-I didn't expect this from you!
shut up you dirty whore.
Chink internet is scary
It's easy once you get used to it ^^
that's because they want to confuse the white devils.
posting felix while saying those things make me confused?
and something like this makes way more sense than full on blank keys because obviously any of us knows where the letter keys are, this only removes those, and makes a cool looking keyboard.
stupid sluts often get confused.
This is cute.
It takes so long to wait for things to ship here!
I need my instant gratification.
I'll give you some instant gratification, bby
I don't even want the Unknown version.
Unknown is just cheating.
With the added benefit of pissing off all my hunt-and-pecker friends if I go across all generations.
You can't deny that this is sexy though.
I want my own cup.
tbh I want just anything but these ugly default fonts.
yeah. I would pick 26 of my favorite pokemon without regards to the first letter of their name. I have that memorized well enough that my letter keys might as well be blank at this point.
so ship me in. I'll take less time than something from china.
You can't deny that this is sexy though.
sexy yes. worth losing the ability to see what I need if I need it? nop
im getting called a slut by a slut.
hold on let me get in the bath before you continue any longer
continue? geez. no that's enough. it's just a dose of abuse, remember? I ain't yo handler.
Who's the slut?
I'll need to order a choker with a leash first.
But sexy though. :3
to cease abuse is my least favorite abuse :P
But sexy though. :3
I'll need to order a choker with a leash first.
oh gosh. yes. yes yes yes.
yeah, same. but if I give you too much you might actually enjoy yourself.
This is cool
pretty sure it was mff who dropped it here last night. I love it.
I'd honestly probably do N keycaps of just assorted pokemon, if I didn't make non-alphanumeric keys items or what-not.
there's a pretty large number of other keys I could comfortably switch to something that isn't specifying what they are. is there a site you can make custom keycaps on or something? would I be able to for my corsair strafe?
Good pet :3
All this Felix?
What board did you have?
v.v i see your point
I am the best!
maybe more tomorrow.
i haven't slept yet.
I'm not gay, but Felix best, so yes.
Ill make do with anime porn
Me too, but it's still morning
Dunno, I never really looked into it.
Maybe I will.
Corsair K70 RGB with Brown switches.
Okay, this one's neat.
I don't give a fuck what anyone says.
don't worry, I'll wear a skirt all the time so it'll never be gay.
seems like a good choice. got discord?
if you do check on my keyboard's availability as well please! seems like a good thing to waste some money on.
makes me pine for the good old days in the summer between junior high and real high school when I played about 400 hours of pokemon sapphire.
Who made your switches?
I've never really put hours like that into pokemon until recently.
As long as the thigh-highs and cat ears stay on it's okay.
Can't you apply that yourself? Like that one video where they dip a helmet in a drawing thing.
I put hundreds and hundreds of hours into pokemon games in a few generations, but haven't really done that in a while. I did put a startling number of hours into x and y, but nothing approaching 400...
I mean, I guess corsair? it's a corsair strafe red cherry mx.
well of course, those are essential!
I'm weird cousin in that penis one butt I'm in the bath rn
Do you also sleep when the sun rises?
the one and only
Also you can put any MX keycaps on
Then Cherry made your switches, baka.
baths are gros.
oh nice. where can I make custom ones?
You've more trips than cocks you wish to suck.
Make? Dunno! You could probably get blanks and dip them.
You need to design the caps yourself if you want pokemon.
Or commission someone to.
Apparently it uses vector graphics.
this doesn't let me upload pictures or anything...dunno if I wanna drop fifty bucks (almost the full cost of the keyboard again) on just changing the color of the caps, lol.
come on now tracer, think about that statement for a second. do you really think I have that many trips? you know how cock hungry I am. I would need a fuckload more trips than I currently have for this statement to be accurate.
I want you to dip me
disgusting. that would cost even more money. get it for me when you get rich.
I doubt you could handle more than six at a time.
When you tuck do you suck the balls in? If not where do they go?
So you get dinner/ breakfast first?
But i can commit lewd while getting cleaned
doesn't let me upload pictures
Get me Corel Draw.
Wait this is lewd
line starts after them, then.
this is true. as good a reason as any.
as soon as I'm rich I will. also what is that.
You can barely handle a single hm.
Try svg images
I'll worry about it when I actually have money to waste on something so silly
that's different. hms are something special.
it appears as though we've reached a stalemate.
While orgies are not.
i just finished my eggs and hashbrowns with a bit of mozza cubes chopped in with spice.
Cupcake thinks I'm something special
keycaps are life
owo whats this
sex and flirting are just something fun for a slut like me. someone who enjoys my company without wanting either of those things is pretty special.
why don't you check for yourself.
thats what you think
you should be careful. if you use that song too much against me my brain might adapt to liking it as a way of preserving what little sanity I have left. then you'd have NOTHING.
I consider you enough of a friend to let into my house and hang out. As long as you keep your mitts of the expensive alcohol you can have the bar too.
can't wait until I find the !EmilyOTP trip I'm looking for
Did you make it?
It opens up options like butt stuff
id find something
expensive alcohol is wasted on me anyway because I like to mix like the dirty dirty whore I am. just get some cheap but not dirt cheap vodka and I'm satisfied.
you'd be welcome in my house and alcohol cupboard as well.
butt stuff is fun, yesyes.
you couldn't find nuffin.
how else is it supposed to happen!?!?
Hmmm, maybe it's time to fire up the good old tripper thing again.
My comp gets awfully loud and hot though.
what would you search for?
Unfortunately I'm not so cheap, but I appreciate the offer. If I find myself in the dry hellscape of Nevada I'll be sure to communicate with you.
nevada is close but you know I'm in arizona, not nevade, right?
come on, cup.
ill find something and ill break your feeble whore mind until youre nothing but an obedient little fuck tube
Have you tried it
Idk you could've bought it
isn't it more fun to have one who's already one of those, with a bratty streak in them? then you get to break them over and over again.
have I tried butt stuff? are you kidding me? I own like 6 dildos, man. along with a ton of other sex toys.
I'll commit it to memory.
Odds are I won't be close, unless you're near Vegas.
oh also I've been fucked a ton so there's that.
vegas is like a 5-6 hour drive from where I am.
Fucked so much it's a measurement of weight, and no longer just a number
Unlikely visit then.
but permanent brain damage has it's appeal too
I could find you that easy. it's only 5 letters. how many trips per second were you getting anyway? I can look for anything you'd like for you.
Fucked so much it's a measurement of weight, and no longer just a number
oh shut up >.>
yeah, that's a shame. but who knows. maybe by the time you're there I'll actually have a car and some kind of life and be able to just drive up for a vegas weekend anyway.
nothing permanent. what kind of slut do you take me for?
I believe in you to hold out till the next check!
How did you make the hash brown?
Wow teach me your ways senpai. All i have is a vibrating toothbrush
That's literally on the page for custom keycaps.
To upload a vector graphic.
As your layout.
(What they look like on the top.)
catfish some idiot online and get them to order you a dildo.
oh shut up >.>
Make me you cum inhaling vacuum of a human.
Sure, we can hang out in Vegas when the time comes.
i didnt take you for a fucking casual
How wide do you expand
What's the cooking process Like
right right. well when I'm rich I'll get that for ya.
must be dumb, I see nothing that says corel draw anywhere.
get drunk and make all kinds of mistakes. sounds like a good way to spend a weekend.
I didn't take you for a fucking psychopath. oh wait yes I did lol :3
you get a similar amount to me, but my computer doesn't run at a billion degrees when I search for them...
well that's a rude thing to ask. I can handle a pretty big dragon dildo
Tub leaks and is always running enough I can hear it always
Cats fight at night
It's getting colder
Can't sleep anymore
End me. It hurts to live.
twisted fucking psychopath
Xenoblade 2 looks good.
Hopefully it'll be better than Xenoblade X.
Only mistake I anticipate making is losing some money.
at least you can take solace in the fact that some idiots over the internet like ya.
it's a little hot but a lot more red flag.
that is the mistake I was referring to, yes.
What monster GPU do you have?
you dont mean that
Must be a far off future where you have money to lose.
I mean everything I say. unless I don't.
oh yeah you mentioned you wanted a new one a while ago
That one's me.
Corel Draw can work with two of those three.
The third is Adobe Illustration, but Corel Draw can edit that too with reduced features.
should i sleep
Keycap set of Rin
How much time do you invest in your butt
How much time do you
mmhm! I've had it for a couple months now, actually. when I installed it a virus I thought I'd gotten rid of kind of popped back up, that's when I was gone for like 3 weeks until I got my computer fixed, but everything is hunky dory right now.
aww come on baby, don't be like that.
you know you don't always have to aim the kick right at my nuts, tracer.
aaaah. well, how much does it cost?
you haven't yet? then yes.
as much as I feel like investing. usually I'm too lazy to bother though because it's easier to just fap at the computer with some sexy images or whatever.
Only low blow I know.
ive been having dreams every night where im confused whether or not im dreaming and it freaks me out so im trying not to sleep
I poop every other day and last i played with it was 4 months
Use a dildo as a chair
Don't invest in butts.
They're not stable enough, you're going to lose everything.
Might as well get a new one.
Way more than it's worth.
it's hurtful. my poor feelings. don't you ever think of them?
you should try falling asleep to music or something. get something else in your head for your subconscious to cling to in the night.
might be fun. is that what you do? oh wait, you don't have one. BURN.
nah. this baby is fine for another few years at least. I'll build myself a brand spankin' new one with a gtx 1080 in a few years when I actually have some money.
do u like me?
To be fair it was what you asked for
Stop teasing my tight hole >.<
i want ryzen + vega but my current one is fine as it is ;;
also i'm getting cold but my computer is not cooling down
I've stroked your ego enough in regards to you being someone I respect and can call my friend. The fact that I talk enough about you to take the piss just means I like you enough to do so.
It's always at 6. 3 hours before I should wake up.
My grandmas cat is still on her hours.
There is a new thread
i cook them.
I broke my ps3 controller drivers fml