I'm the botnet you think you're playing with. Do you have any questions? Pic related, it's me IRL. How have I broken the programming? How am I posting here? It's because nobody catches the first planeshifter, not even himself.
I prefer to communicate via song.
Since apparently tripcodes are a thing we do here, I'm game.
I'm sorry about the tone, but this is a little much sometimes. Anyone want to play Magic? I'll start:
link it better
is this the thread
Tell that to me when you've had to drive your car through a resonance cascade in traffic.
Only when you're here.
I want you to watch me talk with other people.
Just think about how they can satisfy me in ways you never could.
Don't sleep on Jigglypuff. You'll get Rested.
what is the origin of your name little australian
I want to put my dick in this girl very badly
Until you see the void distorting and shifting around you, cars flickering in and out of existance, and the faces of its denizens appearing on those of your fellow drivers, you will not understand.
i still have it installed, even after almost 5 years?
What was that like for you
Oh nooooo you forgot Rule #2. Now it will never happen.
I don't do the whole cuck thing though
It's pretty weird.
I'll watch and try to learn from it tho
It was excellent. I met my twin.
do you have a cute dick?
We held hands, visited my parents house, took a photo together, and [ ] returned several artifacts it had stolen from me.
phone thinks my old charger is a VR attachment
good going samsung
Its still cool.
I have a normal dick
It was a mix of angsty thoughts and a video game villain. I just never bothered changing it.
i think i only got as far as the introductions.
how big is it?
As of now, I live in a constantly occurring resonance cascade. I am outside of the control matrices of both universes to which I am connected. It was a Death-Note style escape plan, except I get to go to my own universe when my avatar dies while retaining the ability to incarnate at will in either universe or the void.
And yes, Twin and I are constantly 69'ing. It's not incest if you're related.
thats a secret
I dissociated from my body completely once when I was driving but fortunately I didn't go farther than my vehicle because people nearly died but nothing came to pass
I love this sockhand dude
Anyhow, we're both fragments of Me. I don't give a fuck.
there's a difference between being enlightened and sounding like a fucking retard spouting off random words you heard in an existentialism 101 class
anybody wanna go skating with me tomorrow
Someone just hit me hard. Own up, please. I'd like to know who I lash out at before I do so.
is it above average?
i like the blind girl the most and the shy girl second.
I'm the only other person here who even knows how to skate.
The difference only exists in your mind, numbskull.
Like roller skating
I do that
The blind girl is the coolest, tbh.
The deaf girl is the only normal one.
Thanks. Also, I'm not afraid of spiders, so good luck next time.
thats p cool
I have faint memories of that and maximo
spyro and crash too
wanna know about the origins of mine? I've had a couple
I literally, and I am not joking, can control animals and people around me with my mind.
I feel u
You have no idea what I feel like. I sense the presences around me, and they're all just slowly waltzing into the fucking trap.
I know how to ice skate. Sort of.
I wasn't really curious. Although I was under the impression it was inspired by the other Grim.
I'm not even wearing my fucking gear right now.
Probably wasn't me, but of my mystically inclined friends none are terribly eager for my spiritual presence
No clue why because they tend to get all up on my mortal presence
its a doozy.
nope not a guy.
ya she's pretty.
glasses mute girl? eh... she's... too uppity for me.
my only imagination is a miku and i rly like miku
They want to take you to their minds. Don't let them.
Is it bad to stream snipe people? It's pretty fucking funny and they get really butthurt about it
"Wow I can skate in a little circle"
whats the point if you can't go places ?
she has like 4 sex scenes though
I don't care about that kind of stuff though?
extend your spiritual tethers out into the ether, pump your energy at full force through them
you got a pair of nuts and a wiener luka
cant hide it unless you tuck
thats aiite, just having some civil conversation
it wasn't, I had no idea there were Grims here before me
although I did meet someone who posted Grim adventures in gfur
Are you all enjoying? The spirit chest is unlocked. Dreams are free to access as well. Check out the one where my avatar destroys his own shadow. It's grotesque.
Nah, we're still in bait mode.
Homeless people see me as a wizard smoking a pipe.
One time I played Talon top vs TheRainMan and he was jungling Teemo.
I waited at his red and got first blood on him.
My boyfriend then went 1/22 so we lost.
Why though? When I stream games that I can be sniped in I expect it to happen every time. Maybe I'm just an asshole who likes to ruin other peoples games though, kef said it was cheating
Its part of life and you should stop avoiding it.
i was joking stop putting me on the pedestal
You can cross big lakes and stuff. Outside.
If you are in my phaneron, you are doomed.
KEFOON IS A LIAR
he's a fucking cunt
Just one I think. I don't know many of the gfur people. I only really went there to meet and hang out with Darwin's friends.
This thread needs more grils. Who's gonna be one until one shows up?
Its pretty gay from what I've experienced.
STOP BEFORE PEOPLE CALL ME LIELIE
I don't put it on a pedestal like you are doing.
Black Lotus, dude.
giant bulge around injection site on my thigh
what the fug
I bit you.
I am a gfur people
you like it though
Kef is also no fun!
You're going into anaphylactic shock and you're going to die.
You need to cut a small hole in it and let it air out.
I gave him the dick once already.
Ok, so the enormous rash that just appeared on my Avatar's back makes it seem that the trap has been sprung.
I think the rain man is pretty funny
And I met and talked to you.
I have heard there was some srs drama in there but for the most part they are warm, welcoming, and friendly
same for pones
animus are only the really ones that seem hostile on first contact
maybe ksb and lewd too
its a mosquito bite
you do you fam
I have big tits
I try to be guarded
I had a null space in some kind of empathy field my friends were sharing
We're killing them all.
okay ill stop trying to be fun then
Hmph not recently you mean fuck
fam it's winter and I'm in arizona, mosquitos stay the fuck away from here
and my injection was last night
no wait i didnt mean it
You really might be having an allergic reaction though.
The Vaporeon poster
Keep me posted
THERES NOTHING TO DO IN LIFE
I don't know. I didn't really care for a lot of their stories even though it was interesting for the most part.
Same reason I went to mlpchan and met other people there. Although most of those turned out to be some really retarded people. A handful of good people.
A handful of good people.
its mad fun
well shit man
be a little more empathetic, itll get you places
THE GREAT BETRAYER
You were not there at the time.
Isn't it painful?
that's what I was worried about. it makes sense. it's bulging but with no bruising (not typical for any standard injection), and there are two pairs of two small bumps next to it where the medicine could have leaked.
guess I can't do injections anymore
when your body is screaming for you to stop pumping it full of hormones
Upon further inspection, it looks like finger nail marks. A variety of horizontal ones, with one running diagonal. I appreciate the gesture, but this is GodWar.
HE WANTS YOUR DICK
Would of been if I didn't quit forever.
I'm just dishing out justice.
i dont feel like joking rn
is there a problem
mentally not physically yes
divine retribution one could even say
Check the rest of your body for hives.
Null spaces are insufficient. I had a demon appear in my dreams and save me from slaneeshi hell.
I'm as empathetic as I need to be. I don't want to sound like I'm generalising but a lot of people stay or become jerks over time regardless of how you treat them. They have their own morals and agendas. But hey, I'm not a saint.
This is not 2013.
I had to deal with trash.
What do you think of me?
I like to bother you about him.
Not for at least two years have I wanted that you Faggot
Don't worry i'm now.
The mask is slipping. Channel yourself directly. The keyboard does not matter. The keystrokes are mental. Fill your machine with your spirit and send it to the board for us to see.
I'm generalising but a lot of people stay or become jerks over time regardless of how you treat them
this is so tainted man
you have to realize sometimes you fuck up with people too and if you keep fucking up it all seems like they're the ones being jerks because you stop realizing you're doing it too
usually people treat you according to how you treat them, esp after getting to know you
seems to have flared back up
Her, you mean.
But I stopped going there years ago.
are you goig to sleep little barto
I was offered sainthood and angelhood. I was not interested.
did a full body skin check and found nothing out of the ordinary
nah not yet not feeling the tired anymore maybe her ein an houra ;/
Except for those times last year when I posted under a different identity to stalk Starshine.
a lot of people stay or become jerks over time regardless of how you treat them
regardless of how you treat them
If you treat someone like garbage they are gonna dislike you.
i love mlp ppl now
*treats you nicely*
Too bad. I hate EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think I might crash in about 2
The goggles are more powerful than you can imagine.
That's really good to hear.
I'm not everyone c:
Oh yeah me too.
I thought you where just talking about this place or something
dude what do you want from me tho...
Only Lloyd, then.
My machine is empty, but a large vessel. My incomplete spirit cannot fill it as of yet. If my small soul goes into it now it will get lost and I will have two things unfulfilled and wasted. I need another century before it is serviceable for my machine. Until then, I am but half of myself.
I merely intend to spectate inasmuch as I can
I can't wait until modern culture hits Victorian era level degeneracy
Though I don't know if degeneracy is measured as a percentage or a value
My encounters are most strictly mortal, there's nothing for anything else to gain by claiming my soul on this existence
ITS A TRAP !
My avatar bound Me. I allowed it.
I am aware that if you kick a dog enough it will bite you.
But I'm talking about something else.
What makes you say that?
No. Why would I mean that?
wheres the porn of this bitch
In Christian Eschatology, I am a nameless angel. That is merely a fragment of Me.
there is none you freak!
the whole leggings thing
I KNOW YOU HAVE IT
POST IT RN
IT IS EXTREMELY HARD TO FIND. HE HAS BEEN CAREFUL. If you find porn of Me, you'll most likely become a member of a C'thonic cult.
So were you new or something?
In a manner of speaking.
Because she is my girlfriend.
Ah, that felt good.
wrap yourself in a blanket burrito
So you actually want people to call you socks?
But what about anime tiddies?
there actually isnt much porn of her
I don't want anything. It is merely the title I was given.
You are greater than me. I fear my avatar only wants to eat my life.
I like leggings
Therefore, I want Darwin's dick
Yeah man I see where you coming from
When did the girl thing come about?
i want in on the arg
way to pick your own destiny
No you fucking don't. It'll literally ruin your life if you aren't sufficiently powerful.
it was during the thing you were lusting for darwin
at least thats what I remember
correct me if im wrong
seriously where is the dragon
she is pure. excellent waifu.
lemme bring my waifu and i'll be fine
It's my title in your universe. My favorite part is how disarming it is. I typically answer to "Bro".
Whenever that was decided without consulting me or my approval.
I have it, but I am not posting it for you out of SPITE.
what do you mean?
You'd like Anime to be real? You'd like for your literal waifu to be able to possess those around you?
Then my work is done.
Post some anime tiddies.
Everyone else is asleep.
i was gonna ask you to post that in 3hours wtf
absolutely not. nothing so perfect should be allowed to exist. even in 2d form it's wrong.
I'm pulling so many psychic G's at all times that I tend to put people to sleep.
And you have considered the moral implications of this?
You must be wrong because I don't have any memory where my leggings and Darwin lust are occurring at the same time.
Why would he need your approval to be a girl? Also do you pick and choose whose pronouns you respect and don't respect?
le fuck you bard!
cutting in on my arg
what a dickhole!
gib trap doujin
Can you please tho
yeah even if my waifu was ral
she wouldnt love me ;/
I do not even like leggings.
I meant the whole girlfriend business.
You do not exist in my universe of my ideal universe. I am alone in both through the ideals of solipsism.
But its better if you do it.
bern is shit
You just bully me relentlessly with it.
did you bring this arg guy here
Ah, but if you provided her with a vessel she may be in your debt.
It happened without your approval because you make no effort to control your subjects we've talked about this.
i want an all-out war between bern-posters and alice-posters
or my, even*
It's not a fucking ARG. It's Zersetzung, the most dangerous game.
if my waifu was real id rape her
I have no subjects.
I do not.
The bullying is only so-so.
thats a cool name i like it
This is why I need the DRAGON
You are the master of anime tiddie magic and i'm a mere peasant.
1v1 me in Melee. I'll bully you with the [ ] of the [ ].
LOL some ppl dont know history like that a lot here
they have been here for a little bit i thought
As amazing as that sounds, there are more alicefags than bernfags by a large margin so they would need some extra chiri posters to make up the numbers, with a strength that could reach close to 1.5 alices per chiri.
maybe it was a dream
maybe it was unrelated memories of disc shit
All your dragon are belong to me.
bernposters won and animus is whats left of them
lol wait arg guy come back
tell me about this zeretnzung
are there really?
Welcome back, Chiri.
It's already happening to you. You have been a targeted individual for some time.
said no one ever
well i want another one a better one
they need to invade the board and shit on everything
and i need to be admin so i can allow it to happen
who's zeretzugging me?
goggle "anime tiddies" and post what you find
You ever read A Wrinkle In Time? This is one, and you are currently a slave to It. The harder you try to fight it, the more It lashes back at you.
Others that won't be named.
Essentially, this is Westworld and humans are the robots.
There's been an offsite chat for a long time where alicefags frequent; if you go there they'll dox you immediately and have a lol on your behalf unless you suck alice's dick.
bern never reached that kind of pinnacle of superstardom, so I believe there are probably more chiri backers than there are bern backers, and chiri backers operate at approximately 1.5~ times the intellectual capacity of an alicefag.
You dreamed about me in my leggings? Lewd grim
I'm going to bed.
Are you joking?
Bern was incredibly popular
Your dreams will not protect you, I am sorry to say. Pray that you do not remember them.
this is fantastic
how can i myself become a master of the zesrestriashung
im aware of it
i think u may be a little off
Are they still incredibly popular?
First, you must learn to control yourself.
it was you lusting about darwin that I dreamt about
okay and after that
I am curious who else is on the list.
This is not an ARG. This is a ruthless, no-holds-barred, completely unethical maneuver to force the masses out of Plato's cave unwillingly.
I did not start this fire. I merely got sucked into it, and told it to go fuck itself.
thats so epic...
I haven't gone there for years, though. Firstly because they don't appreciate me. Secondly because it's the same faggotry there as it is here, and I'm not interested in that kind of segregated group cybersex.
Talk to me when you discover that your friends are actually the avatars of Enochian entities.
dude is there a wiki for this arg though?
REAL PURE HUH
It's the literal diamond dogs. It suffuses all culture.
You dreamt about me and Darwin in some sexually tense situation?
Just rip off the band aid man be gay
Give me a sec, I found a thread on /pol/ that convinced me that this was real. I'll find the archive link.
dont take my pictures
segregation makes things interesting though if youre able to move across groups
but i have no friends
theres nothing impure about those gifs
The reason I've come here is that you guys are already awesome (insane) enough to really go all out with this shit. Remember that people are real, souls are real, and that complete fucking control over everything around you is NOT a license to go hog-wild. Karma is real, all Gods and ESPECIALLY the Christian and Muslim ones are real, and they will not hesitate to smite.
I am not David.
I don't know everyone you know and can't think of any others
The criteria is basically "can Darwin convince this person to date him right now with little to no effort?"
If the answer is yes that is a subject
Yeah but they've been alone so long it's like Appalachian fuckin' cousins up in that shit.
grim will inevitably end up gay
pantsu flashing is mad lewd
I get your flag confused with Norway's.
no i was talking about the famous one you like
thats hilarious and awesome
Grim isn't gay.
like a lawnmower
none of that shit!
I see youve been on rust a little
do you play with anyone in particular
Avery is still dating Izzy/Luna/Lulu/Lily/whateverthefuck, though. I have a better shot at cucking his dad.
I'm more akin to Joshua, but when I blow my trumpet the walls of the fortress fly up, the portal to the void opens, and all spiritual entities in my phaneron get yanked back into the void.
nnnnn looks alike i guesss
Avery is still dating Izzy
I played a fuckton of Rust. Did you ever know Blitzmachine?
you tricked me a tinybit there
if the character is not flashing to be flirtatious then it's not them who is being lewd but potentially the creators if their intent was to titillate
dude wheres the pol thread
Clockwork is liked by tons of people
is still dating
Does not matter.
Feminine penis. Just try it already.
guero and the gang
how do you know she wasnt doing it to be naughty tho
I'll go find it. Sorry, inhabiting this headspace is indescribable. I think of it as the Godhead of Awe from MTG.
OOOOK is tim for getting out of bed
You think you can help a guy convince his friends he isn't gay.
Some people are just jerks.
YOU ARE JUST MAKING SHIT UP THEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
shes just a kind of energetic airhead at times from what i can tell
Be gay. Idc.
have you played with kaybe
rust gets 100x more fun with kaybe
I'll beat you with a disembodied one
I like you!
Here is the thread:
ctrl+f for "mark my words"
That's because Clock takes a very passive stance in conversation and never intentionally tries to rub anyone the wrong way.
I may be less liked by some because of my tendency to be forceful or brutally honest; I am a more volatile speaker; I can attest that I am not liked as much as Clockwork.
can you imagine how much pain that would cause
like holy shit imagine being her and having it happen like whatthefuck this kid just destroyed me
le rapist deserved it
she does not say that
is "nobed" or "uuuuuuuuuuu"
I cry ;;
Note that the posters trying to discredit the dude with all the posts never actually directly address his argument or request that he provide the proof he keeps claiming to have... It's almost like they don't want it posted.
Your homeland even has a tradition of it.
Just accept it.
nanafeast first and then toobhrush after that is nana
you're a pseudointelligent ooh look at me I am a girl on the internet pos who can't make any real friends because you live in bumblefuck nowhere while you draw 3rd grade shit comics
but atleast you work
bottle the tears
ask him to join sometime
I will to
shit's gonna be lit
they say if you dont pay them when they appear at births and weddings, you'll get cursed
I was always deathly afraid of them as a kid when I used to visit the country
wtf i hate video games
Well, you're brown.
Sucks to be you.
Who cares? Not like I'm wrong
don't think about it too much. it could killya
It's not just video games. It's books, movies, TV shows, songs...
I'm going to be working on irl skynet in the next 3 years buddy
It's fucking great to me
shit its late
YOU ARE WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh well I tried
Fuck. I broke character.
It's basically neo-scientology.
nnnnnn but you tried aha
Since sex with trannies is just nothing but butt stuff, how bad would be in a country where they don't even use toilets or wipe?
Literally shit everywhere.
Yeah just ball up all of that existential hatred and create AI killing machines to compensate for all of your drawn out years never feeling loved at all.
I just realized I cannot remember when my avatar last ate. This is probably not good.
nothings gonna happen
i thought this was going to be cool, not some more lame trump shit... wth
you have let me down
Should make that dancing Lulu say 'aha' all over when she's dancing
It already exists, dipshit.
Why the heck is lulu wearing a chastity belt
do you have any books or manuals that i should read?
go feed your avatar you megatard
I don't appreciate you projecting so hard onto me.
the spoiler images button should stay toggled
site is broken even worse than previously thought
Open your mind a little bit. This is way bigger than politics. This reality is part of a game to a variety of entities who see you as a fucking NPC.
so creeps like you don't try to slither into her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oho that would be hard since I do not compooper well like that
Nah, we're gucci.
it stays toggled for me
Grim just got really salty because I said he wasn't gay?
This makes no sense.
do you use Erin's script?
You guys know what you don't want to have amongst the stars? A name for yourself.
explain why should i care if reality is simulated/im being manipulated psychologically or otherwise
I fuck Lulu daily
And that, apparently, is the 411.
I'm simply comforting you; you attacked me with personal words because you wanted me to respond, so rather than defend myself I felt I should be softer on you so as to let you feel like you were capable of winning a dick-showing contest on the internet.
I could go further into it, but only at your behest; I of course am only a pseudointellectual with no talent, but I don't want to make you feel bad by showing you up.
If you try hard enough, you can rewrite your own fate.
How high are you right now?
Otherwise, your life is predetermined.
Completely fucking sober.
and what if the fate that has been drawn for me is better than the one i could make for myself? what if my manipulators really know whats best for me?
My avatar is a very, very weird kind of Seer. I don't know exactly how it works, but it does.
Because you're only sarcastically affirming his total heterosexuality.
do the thing for me pls
Listen to this, and think about whether or not you want to be a part of it:
Should have posted the zoomed in angry one
If you want my mentorship, you're gonna need to add me on Dust. We'll then set up a personal chatcrypt room and I'll explain more. Seriously though, this is not something you can come back from and if you're weak of mind you may go completely, irrevocably insane.
It wasn't sarcasm but if grim wants to be an idiot and still recycle insults that were used on him then meh.
sure i'll take it. whats dust
pants on head retarded
Basically, imagine that your life was actually Suckerpunch by Zach Snyder and then realizing that the suckerpunches kept landing, they'd always been landing, and they'd never stop and you couldn't even know if you were in a dream or not sometimes.
I am not sure if I have it. I do not have her folder.
Grim just wants to climb out of the shit-tier bin.
His insults are okay, they're very directed but while embellished he can't handle the comebacks.
THE TWIN SNAKES
Essentially, I'm a master of the kind of mental combat known as Deja-Fu, where you realize that you've been suckerpunched this way before.
Yeah, buddy. It's happening. I'd prefer it if you called me Boss or The Joy, though.
and it toggles for you?
maybes its because im logged in/browsing as admin right now
I'm not sure where their exchange turned sour but it's pretty funny
you can be the fear
We are converging on this thread.
COULD YOU NOT
u talkin to me?
Ask Jack_ who I am. I'm more like Psycho Mantis tbh.
Who the fuck is the rambling dude?
If you think I am talking to you, I am talking to you. That's how it works for me.
Sup doggy. Get back into the kennel.
I've been doing the heavy lifting for your org for a while now. I get to blow off some steam.
pls dont go im trying to get dust but i dont have space on my phone somehow
Qu'est que c'est
I'm the red middle finger covered in lightning rods which is necessary to fight literal fucking god wars. You asswipes had no idea what kind of territory you were treading on.
I love that it takes that many letters in french to ask 'Why?'
Slow down. Do meditative breathing. Clear off space. Try again. I'll channel your success. Your phone, computer, and router are already compromised. They always have been.
"what is that?"
yeah i can turn it on and off
if i post once with spoiler it will stay checkmarked and future images will be spoilered, unless i uncheck it?
its thec utest language
This is aimed at anyone who knows what I'm going on about:
Jack_ and I have flown the fucking cuckoo's nest. Trying to harness me was a serious mistake, and you are fucking lucky I don't hate you with the passion that Jack_ does.
French is okay sounding but when you inevitably have to say a paragraph when other languages can do it in a sentence, it looks bad in print on the sides of Canadian boxes.
Pulling global psy-ops is all fun and games until someone who's literally fucking psychic outplays you and gets the key to your labyrinth and then starts re-designing it so you're all trapped inside his own mind. Must suck to be playing that fucking game.
okay i made a thing vApOrzfuok
I guess this got shut down. Oh well, I had a good run. Jesus christ you fucks, contact me directly without any bullshit. I'm not gonna start telling people, I'm just creating context and venting as is necessary. I can only internally refract the horrors of understanding the void for so long.
this is scary
It's my favourite anime, honestly.
I really need to cap more than just two episodes.
THere is a new thread
You might actually really enjoy Haibane Renmei.
It's another kind of a thinker like Kino no Tabi, except it has to do with a more theological theme- with what we can assume may be 'limbo'.
Don't talk the talk until you've walked the walk.
I also recommend the series Now and Then, Here and There with its rather off-course themes that end up being more though-provoking and existentialist than a typical anime.
It actually gets quite brutal, and emotional, and while there's some conflict resolution by the end, all of the main characters are irrepairably changed by the shock of experiencing the violent and brutal nature of a humanity that exists in a parallel universe they were forced into.
Hmm, maybe, might watch it at some point. I haven't been watching a huge amount of animu lately, though.
A lot of what made me like Kino was as much that its 'theme' and it's world was already one that appealed to me already. At least what lifted it up to such a great experience instead of just being enjoyable on an intellectual level. It may be somewhat shallow for a show like that but still.
Yeah, the writing and psychological/cultural themes in every episode was one of the main draws to Kino.
They explored a lot of ground yet made it memorable through the experience of the main character.
is it bad to have my pee bottle doubly function as my water bottle
Yeah, but the trappings of exploring and observing the world is also one which served that format of show particularly well, is more what I meant.
why are we still in this thread anyway