Judge, Jury, and Executioner

...

They're when then basically just take skin from your thighs/ass and put it elsewhere where there's damaged skins, usually after burns or chemical burns.

when they

My guess is his skype got hacked and added all his contacts to one group, maybe

lol shut up
You jacked off a trap you faggot

Hey Ian are you gonna bang that black chick I introduced you to?

Like I swear you fell in love with her when she told you she liked Dream Theater

I really want to dye my hair black but I don't want to damage my hair.

Is it weird that I find it adorable that I have to help a 40+ year old woman coworker proofread her letters to lawyers? Cuz I do

I message her from time to time when I drink

Would smash/10, them tits tho

This "girl" has a dick.

Isn't it already beyond fucked from the pool?

Or does your swimcap protect it

Skype says they have 162 contacts and it appears to only be people from threads, I know they have more than that. Who knows though

We need more rock/metal music with violins. And piano.

what

this one is kinda rad tho

no

pics

Yeah, but so do ban and gay...

I usually Waterloo because they're basically the same city it's easier to type :3

You walk someone's dogs in Kitchener?

Citrusy? Like a blueberry screwdriver? :3

Tbh I've been drinking pretty much only rum recently.

I think I might have now that you mention it but I'm not going to try remembering anymore.

Oh wait, it's there just called Prog lmao

I read powerballads as powerballs

no like some lab in kitchener sends their shit to us

is ian fucking me at AX?

That's not a ballad.

She's so grateful for it too, and she's more experienced so I can always ask her for help since I help her out too

Kinda like that, but not TOO citrusy. Kinda want to try a blueberry screwdriver now tho tbh.

Rum and Coke is my go-to.

and you're TOTALLY NOT GAY

We shall see.

it is the only ballad

My hair isn't even remotely damaged right now.

Dying and using a straightener on my hair was never a good combo in the past.

That was painful.

Grim's NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

grim loves traps though

i agree that this does not make one gay

Ballads are slow romantic songs tho. Under Pressure is way too up-tempo and not at all about love or feels or whatever

I'm a trap and its not gay to like me.

tbh anyone I don't find repulsive that wants to is gonna fuck me tbh

I'm me and it's not gay to like traps

Literally everyone finds you repulsive.

...

.

what about this?

.

...

OHOHO BOIIII IVE DONE MUCH MORE THAN JUST THAT

And I'm perfectly fine with that

Why can't you just accept yourself for who you really are?
Everytime we talk about this topic you get mad af and then ignore me

I'm drinking wine while listening to The Weeknd

I can literally feel the gay taking over my body

Pop/R&B/Rap is great though

Why does everyone hate him anyways?

I cant imagine that looks nice after its done

Yeah man she has fucking massive TI-DAYS

:^)

lemme find one

Good

Whatcha up to on this Friday night?

Wow this is neat, I like it

Talk to them and it's obvious.

Don't take one for the team.
Let someone else harpoon the whale.

lmao

powerballs.com/

probably prevented me from getting carpal tunnel

dying it once wont destroy it, right/
I'd go for it

you never got down with jesus christ superstar?

i used to rock the album just like day to day in my walkman

Holy shit that his hilarious, lmao

She really does, and so many FB pics show them off like DAYUM

But Tsuchi

WHITE WHALE

HOLY GRAIL

Naw, never into'd it

Lab? Like Dynacare?

What do you recommend?

Rum and Rootbeer is actually the best tbh.

Ehh? I'm sorry, I didn't mean to hurt you-gara ;~;

Chaos Child, Kuzu no Honkai, and Seiren.

Seiren has a booty thumbnail so you know it's going to be good.

SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER

WHEN YOU SEE THE WHITE WHALE

BREAK YOUR BACKS AND CRACK YOUR OARS, MEN

IF YOU WISH TO PREVAIL

I know

by far the best rock opera ever

the album and the movie are slightly different

both are great

You can't just become my gf without asking me.

I ruined my hair one time by bleaching over and over again while using straightener constantly.

your lame jokes always hurt me though

INFECTING MY BLOOD AND DESTROYING MY MIND

As far as rums? I like spiced, so I go Kraken if it's available. Root beer and rum is awesome too

don't want to get into too many details

sure i can

Lol

Just ask her if shes going to AX and if she says "I dont have anywhere to stay"

Just hit her with the "You can room with me ;)"

BOI

YOU GUYS FUNNA MAKE THAT COFFEE AND CREAM

I never finished Chaos Head so I didnt bother with Chaos Child

Seiren is kinda trash but I still watch it cause why not?

Havent seen Honkai

I DIDNT EVEN SAY THAT

But the fact that you say that probably means you are

Daga Kotowaru.

You took advantage of my sleepy state and got a command off

yes jesus christ superstar is the best rock opera

it's not even close

This ship is so cute

I'mma do it tbh

CLEARLY YOU DO NOT KNOW METROPOLIS PT. 2

stop

...

...

You volunteered as my property though.

>[04:04:40] * Gilgamesh has left *
Noo Tsuchi I couldve added you on skype ;~;

She's like light black dude, I think she has some mixed shit going on

Her tits are fucking 10/10 dude

...

I overused dude there, my bad

i have only seen the original

have you?

runner up

quadraphenia

Syra > Fish

She's aight

OKAY FINE, I'LL STOP

I JUST LIKE BULLYING YOU SO MUCH

ITS SO MUCH FUN

just do the minimum amount for black hair and leave it alone I guess

im not an expert cuz I usually go for a short caesar cut
minimum maintenance

If you add him on skype hes just gonna talk to you about how much he hates everyone.

whose this

you tricked me into that as well

kinda wonder if based tscuchi still rails that dyke smiles

The only lame thing about that joke was you!!!

Oh, I meant citrusy to mix with the blueberry. I'll write down Kraken too though :3

My friend keeps telling me Jager is great with root beer though but I think that's a weird combination. I might try it soon though.

Mm'kay, no worries :3

Dude wtf, Seiren was like the best thing to come out of week 1. I know where it's going but it's taking a weird path to get there.

All Shimakaze cosplayers are confirmed dudes

thats perfect tbh

somebody who is younger than u

I haven't, but I do know that Quadrophenia is my favorite Who album. Good shit

They're completely different things dude, isn't comparable

Oooohhh. I'd go lemonade tbh, it's less sharp than OJ and will complement the blueberry I think

Jager is good on its own, it's the only hard alcohol I can take shots of fearlessly. I think Jager and root beer might be good, idk I've never tried licorice and root beer together so who knows

I use Skype for like one thing: to just outright call a group of people faggots and wonder why the fuck they haven't removed me yet.

And to voice.

yeah like not that i don't trust you but there doesn't seem to be that many labs in kitchener ontario

Tossed out like half my clothes last week too.

I need to get a haircut and go shopping.

I really didn't try to though.

Your lolis ass is red and weird.

I wish most of my ALA pics wouldnt flip when upload them

I dunno man, Maid dragon was probs best week 1
Seirens last on my list but Im still gonna watch it

My brother was disgusted by the OP lmao

Also, don't be mad cause even guys cosplaying Shimakaze have bigger breasts than you

Just that expression makes it sound even grosser.

i saw them play it live

Josuke is honestly one of the worst Jojos

get out before you get raped!!!!

but you did: :P
you said something about sharpies and properties one or the other

Blame Soto, she's cool

No shit? I'd kill for that dude, The Who are amazing. I wish Keith Moon was still alive

raped? by who?

You two should try out Redheaded Sluts

Its a double shot/shooter

1/3 Jager, 1/3 Peach Schnapps, 1/3 Cranberry Juice

Its great

OI

You're just remembering wrong.

Rolled 2 (1d2)siege
fucc

well like they did quadropenia at the united center (where the bulls and blackhawks play)

they had two drummers with two full sets to cover moon

I'm so down

IT'S YOUR FAULT YOU NIGGER

It's like anytime someone equates it to making an Oreo.
It just makes you never want to eat Oreos again.

I haven't had lemonade in so fucking long, holy shit.

Dude, vodka and whisky are so easy to do shots of, don't be a bitch.

So what I'm hearing is that I'm right? :3

Yeah, she was a bad girl and got spanked.

Best week 1 was Gabriel DropOut and Demi-chan though

WTF uncalled for.

.>>1584390
Writing it down.

it was ethereal colbert

lol no you're way off

No shes just a weirdo and you're a pervert.

HORRIBLE PERSON

Rolled 1 (1d2)coffee
sodA

Aww man, I was going to call it a small world.

I love it when my master makes me do this
>

B L A M E S O T O

Right? You never want lemonade until you REALLY WANT IT

I have a weak stomach mostly due to hardcore drinking tbh so

Lucky fuck

How dare you say such things about your boyfriend.

Vous êtes une fille mauvaise et devrait être fessée.

no

but to make a long story short

i like how kitchener sounds

but maybe it's only because you live there idk

NANI ?!

I found Nin

They are so tasty

How did you two even meet? I remember it was at AX '14, I think and she crashed with us in our hotel

Oh yeah Gabriel was good
I have yet to watch Demi-chan, its downloaded but I keep putting it off
I'll get to it eventually

Also I'm just teasing pls don't get mad, your breasts are beautiful Ems

It's either bully you or bully Emma

GWEENTEA

?

should i?

yeah dude before entwistle (sp?) bit the dust

he was gnarly

Oui. Rien de sexuel.

Bully emma.

those things fucked me up when I was 4

Ems this could be us

But I watch good series

I bet dude

Yeah, we met when you introduced us I think, I obvs didn't know her because Riverside/Temecula etc. We just clicked when I nerded out with her about metal

You spelled it right. Dude was a fucking legend, his bass playing was the most technically proficient instrumentation in The Who and drummers/bass players are in sync so it made Keith Moon who admittedly wasn't the most skilled into a unique talent

kinda miss ninjah ignoring me tbh

like even lenko replies to me now

only nin did it right

I used to drink it so much growing up that I probably just got sick of it ^^

Jeez, how often did you throw up?

It's literally kitchen.

Don't let Rin ruin Demi-chan for you, it's a great manga.

wtf stop

?

It's weird how you've became Desu.

...

How often do you eat out of a doggy bowl ?

...

Oh really? I used to make it because we had a lemon tree outside and fresh squeezed lemonade is so god damn amazing

I very, very rarely throw up. I know my limits really well, I threw up my first time drinking heavily with Soto but I learned pretty well after that

We'll both gag pretty soon ;)

Too much? Too much.

yeah i don't know if you ever tried to play bass

but dude played with all five fingers and was mind blowing

Both

That was ironic I swear

...

Like holy shit how can you not love this?

youtu.be/1VigPPJ6j40?t=8m11s

what are you gonna suck my trap dick fag :)

it's 100 percent because it says kitchen

I do not discriminate.

vape nation

COLBS, NO.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
STOP.

Whenever he makes me do it.

So daily.

I've never actually make my own lemonade :3

Ahh, I just assumed that fucked up your stomach ^^

Like, one day you're in Waterloo and someone can just be like "Go back to the Kichen...er" FML

who is this!?!?!??!

you are generally a tricky person

Nigga read

It's cool! And it tastes way better than processed shit.

I think I kinda naturally have a weak stomach tbh. Bad genes in that regard

...

I'm only like 5 inchs. it might be a little hard to get hard since I mostly fug girls

can't wait to see if ian can take it all :^)

Not as many rage in OW than in LoL it seems.

...

guys can you please put helpful tags on your posts?

i'm having a bit of difficulty keeping people straight

sounds fun

good healthcare too

Drink wine

I think I've done enough bullying for today

I'll just talk shit on Fish now lmao

She's kinda a weird one though
Really loves to paint her face and shit

Is that blonde bitch Rin posts from Demi-chan?
Hopefully not lmao

What the shit Im trying to cheer you up
Why are you so difficult

I can only bully so much

Theres only one of me

YAMETE KUDASAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

ONEGAI GA ARU

LOL was fucking a cesspool of retards and 12 year olds that call you a faggot on xbox live

HOLY SHIT LOOK AT US LMAO

I'll post fur porn.

I mean more than half the people here are gay so..

I don't have any ;-;

I don't believe you.

that's a pretty bold accusation

I never had online with Xbox.
Wii was my first online console in 2012.

nice quads tho

Save Colbs from himself and his own horrible choices.
At least buy him a hooker at AX so he doesn't harpoon the fudgy the whale.

Nigga who else posts Arnold Schwarzenegger and spaces like I do?

Step up

rnt u older than me

its a bold accusation for a bold person

IT WAS MEANT TO BE IAN

MARRY THAT BITCH

Gracias.

ouch. you will never know the glory of playing custom games in halo 2

Valhalla was my fucking JAM

everyone does

no lol im barely in highschool

list the gays please

Eeeeeeeeeyyyyyyy we'll see

Are you calling me bold or are you saying you're bold ?

would need a list of names so i could do it. too lazy to type them out or remember them all
what in the hell is going on in that picture?

"lasts as long as a pack" my fucking ass

I swear AX is gonna be like a live action of Re:Zero

Fish is gonna be the white whale trying to eat everything in sight

And Im gonna be Subaru running away from that thing

...

D R E A M T H E A T E R P O S T I N G

wait who are you

either or

list people you can see

I don't even know if I can go to AX though. the cost of the motel for 5 days, tickets, flight, food, alcohol, cocain, merch

this shit is gonna run 1k easy

so feku is murder

right?

I can cover the difference

THIS IS NOT LEGALLY BINDING

Then i'm bold and you're not. ha ha

You have a connect in LA?

Mhmm, I've had homemade lemonade before from friend's places and stuff, I've just never gotten to do it myself.

Ah, I know what you mean. I have acid reflux so my throat is dead after drinking one fizzy drink ^^;

I love it, I've definitely used up my tax money in healthcare over the years.

Yeah, she's the main character.

I wish it was daily tbh

...

huh? i thought you knew

kef(closet), soto, colbs, fish, all fur, ban, subtle(?), grim
i could keep scrolling but i think you get the idea, pretty much everyone in this thread is except for like four(4) people

No

dude obamacare killed my tax money the other year

so glad i am out

I can imagine you driving him out to some shady (ie black or Mexican) area of LA and kicking him out.

Oooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh. It's still cool imo, seeing something you made be enjoyed by people

I do too, even when I eat super healthy... Fuck genetics man

I messed up but now i'm just gonna roll with it.

I'm gonna have a fat check from disability backpay though

all of my disability money is going towards buying a house and living rent free for life though, but I am allowed to have a little fun. after that It's back to living the way I am now.

no but I figured someone at AX would.

if I do find a connect I expect compensation

who

is

kef

...

So just anywhere ?

Nah nigga, go Skid Row. That's where you do NOT want to be

Just lemme know yo

why are you mentioning me and linking furry porn
im not into that

thats something a dom would say

no now im confused
why am i closet wtf

You've paid nothing into Social Security so you'll get fuck all back, especially not enough to "buy a house".

thanks

And your point is ?

similar posting styles

honest mistake

Nope. LA is fairly clearly divided, you've got fucking everything in their little sections. Korean area, Japanese area, Salvadorean area, Chinese area, Mexican area, Black area... etc. etc.

If you know the city, you'll know where you are.

I figured there were some white enclaves left in LA by now.

There are. The rich areas lmao

at the very least I'm going to share a motel with someone to help with costs

I have an agreement with my mom that I give her all the disability money to go into a deposit for a duplex and she gives me one of the houses

and I'm not getting SSDI I'm getting SSI which doesn't count your Social Security pay at all

colbert you do realize that your dumb state electing that idiot was the precursor to the mess we are in now

right?

Sorry, it was a mistake

I never go into LA.

I rarely leave newport

Kef is Kef
He's just a person who has been lurking for 5evr but never posted, I know half a dozen others who do the same.

who did you think i was before you were confused?

its funny how people dont understand how that works, especially when its the people who are going to try to rely on it. i guess its why theyre in the situation theyre in though

holy shit manaka is back

but hes le governator

wait what? am I on ravioli stealing duty again?

sorry for making you quit manaka

like grim loved you too much

and i had to bully you

cause i love him more

I do. My local congressman growing up was fucking Daryl Issa, man. Look that retard up

Exactly

I pretty much get all mine back every year, it's great.

I just imagine you being like :D as you watch people drink it

I'm not that bad at least. Some nights I'll really feel it and I'll take one of my pills but I'm usually fine if I don't drink soda ^^

Yeah, np babe

I was happy to be included :3

...

I'm too reserved for that, it's a quiet satisfaction. I like making people happy, that's my thing

I need some heartburn meds tbh. I've tried them and they help a ton but I'm too lazy to be consistent

I.. I didnt know that selecting all the contacts and pressing enter would invite everyone into group chat.. I dont know what to do now, i think I'll kick everyone.

You were? .. i could "include" you into something better..

Me on the left you on right

LEWD!

i no longer have one

is that a different skull?
or is it just loading differently

so you think im like murder?
thats a compliment right?!

you said ur barely in highschool and younger than me
what did that mean

also what did you mean by closet you fuck

Oh boy, that's kinda gonna ruin the anime for me
I dunno why Rin's been annoying me more than usual lately
Niggas been giving me sass and I lightly throw an insult at him to shut him up and he loses his shit

Oh you poor soul

lmao choose one tsuchi

I know a friend called Beanie-kun from /cgl/ who's a super gay twink who selectively only wants asian dick

He's about the CCC life, Coke, Cock, and Class

I'm good friends with him cause he wanted my dick but I lied to him and said I was Mexican and just look asian so he got disgusted and then stopped lusting after me, thank god.
Though all his girl friends are cute af, I could ask him but if you thought I was a bully just wait till you meet him
He's a fucking savage

it's just a group!

There's a "base" pay for anyone on Social Security that's dictated at the federal level.
Then each states adds an "adjustment" onto that for cost of living.
That's the baseline for everyone. Disability is simply accessing Social Security before you hit the age to do so.

That's literally all you'll get even if you somehow manage to lie your way into finding some crook of a doctor that lets you stick his hand up his ass and say whatever to get you approved.

Not only are you a leech but you're leeching off funds paid into by people that's actually worked their whole lives. You are an absolute bottom feeder.

eh lol maybe later

Stop looking at my skull !

My eyes are up here.

Hey Manaka, how have you been you fucking slut?

i am though! arent you a senior dropout or something?? you just seem pretty closeted, its okay though, i wont tell anyone!

Y-Yes please

Fuk I got removed

He can't remove you from his heart.

yeah mine is independent now but the year i had to obama

i was like what?

no it's really not

he uses that aweful avatar nadeko too

mhm i bet, thats why you provoked a response like that from subtleu

you sound a bit upset

I might have stuck in a difficult situation because of what i have done.

Dont worry, i'll just add you on discord and send you more invites!

No one would ever consider this a compliment.

He's a fuckass tbh

kef is fucking 17 years old

Someone dox him and tell his parents to ground him lmfao

your eyes scare me

stop messing with me
i quit

thats my favorite part about him
thanks for the compliment!

i just did

Because not only are you leeching off a system, you don't even know how you're going to get money from it.
You just assume "gubbermint's just gonna give me free money" when you'll get such a minuscule amount because you've paid nothing in.

most politicians are d-bags

fools really dropped the ball not voting bernie

ive heard some things, his life seems a little rough..

???

...

A disgusting faggot like you probably gets off on that.

I really wish miia was more smug, I've got like no smug miia pictures

You have to be tbh, it's a cutthroat profession

Bernie would never have won with the Democratic party fucking him like that lmao

manaka this a reply just to you

i'm sorry you got dengue

i'm sorry you fucked literally everyone

hi would you like to have a conversation with me?

oh hi nezi!

this nigga

hi nezi/. have you played siege yet?

...

how classy did he roll over though

man that man is classy

My guess is there were things going on behind the scenes that we were not privy to

hello user

th-that nigga!

I don't know what that is~

no bully ;~;

there had to be

i don't think i am on your "to reply to" list

fuuuuuck
a duck
and live
in a truck.

I'm so bored it's not even funny.

WHO ARE YOU

its one of those times that im genuinely scared! I promise.

and screw a kangaroo

rip petey pablo

Lets get naked on Skype

ba ka.

play something
talk to someone
its a friday not, why not go out? parents still strict on ya?

i told you!

Calling the FBI.

all hail queen cooki

brb reporting Soto to the FBI

if its who i think it is im going to ignore you for a week

Soto never asks me to get naked for him.

If you say so.

I'm going to bed.

It's the injun.

,_,

no u

no wait

...

She's underaged you pedo

k naito

still ignoring you for moderate amounts of time

They're just a kid, you sick fuck.

this was pete pablo's other gem

1/3

I am not the injun.
I was saying the person you are/were talking to is the injun.

2/3

huh? why??

underage lmao soto come the fuck on you knew this

3/3

...

...

please don't dump

The fuck is wrong with Japan?

if you have nothing interesting to say just let it die

k thnx for the info ill still ignore him

She clearly doesn't draw like a kid

SHE DRAWS LIKE A GROWN WOMAN

how do grown women draw exactly

my homegirl rin would like to know

...

Are you going to next say that the drunk, passed out girl was "asking for it"?

...

you never started to learn a skill when you were a teen? its not that hard when youre a teen honestly and things just come naturally to some.
nah but i know whatcha mean so-to, i have no regrets and want more

spoiler?

^W^

Yeah sure, I'll say that too

Want more what? :o

i had a chat with rin

he still identifies as a girl so i think i should honour his id

i can't say :^)

sorry
her

fuck fuck fuck a duck, monkey in a zoo!
Bang bang an orangutan.
screw a kangaroo.

Oh shit I'd love to not!

they aren't even home. prob out at a party getting drunk.
I'm not allowed to leave the house.

^^

isn't someone on here actually a fed?

cooki as user is not as good tbh

no

beepop our admin should be in federal prison though

Someone voice chat me I'm bored as fuck

Tell him to work on it a little more and come back when he shaves his unibrow

:^)

Whats up buttercup?

I would but I don't have you on any voice shit

I've seen cooki's nips and vagoo

youtu.be/M48nlk-1kH8

too soon

vocaroo.com/i/s1OH881R8YkE

thats lame as fuck. why do they get to have all the fun and hold you back? youre almost an adult and should be able to at least hang out with friends.
should sneak out on them one night while you still have a chance

:)

no but they seem nice and decent

ay bud

vocaroo.com/i/s131nlAK5FDq

W O W

I just fatassed a whole container of Guac by myself with some tortilla chips

This is the epitome of living life right here

I didn't even realize my name was gone

nm, tired, and want to draw, but too lazy too do anything. an my video games are boring.

I've never shown anyone my

I don't know, I would sneak out but all my friends live in the next city.

...

vocaroo.com/i/s0tYvwig8jsZ

I saw it on skype. I didn't tell you about vagoo.

le glitch

...

vocaroo.com/i/s1nUaF49NgiP

LOL

i just thought cooki was kyle for a second

i think i'm going non-binary

...

r i p
why no friends there though? i figure you would have plenty since you live in a big place, hell most of my friends live around there now even

What the hell are you even talking about?

You have the nerdiest fucking voice

I go to school over there not here.

...

it happened when you vid chat me

how do I stop my name from disappearing after every post?

...

my phone autocorrects to feminine and banana too often now

vocaroo.com/i/s1STOCkkMobS

vocaroo.com/i/s06ho1rE2kps

so lost

Hack it
Firefox: CTRL+Shift+C
Chrome: CTRL+Shift+I
Click on name field.
add value="penis" where it's shown
close the inspector

oh. wait really? are you not from the big place? i just assumed you were because you made it sound like it.
get some real games

Holla Forums is bork so you'll have to use a script to do it, people are saying it still works just fine with Erin's

vocaroo.com/i/s0pmxy3Zkp9R

tfw Fish lies to get attention

Stop making shit up you weirdo
so sad you're lieing about something this lewd.

fuuuucking nerdddd

I'm from Portland, and I go to school in Milwaukie. They are like 30 minutes form where I live. and it's a snowstorm outside

i was adjusting my setup just now and managed to raise my monitor up a little by putting a book under it but then i needed to do the same with the other
5minutes of FUCKFUCKFUCK later and we have a monitor that is slightly higher than the other now. kill me

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vocaroo.com/i/s0nOgSKpcyju

vocaroo.com/i/s0nOgSKpcyju
vocaroo.com/i/s0nOgSKpcyju

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vocaroo.com/i/s0nOgSKpcyju

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yeah I call bullshit, the last time I dislocated someone's jaw it took a lot of force.

oh whaaaat why would you do that wth. portland is the perf place to meet plenty of people but i guess your parents dont want you too :\
how bad is the snow there? i heard it got to actually be pretty bad there, like the same level as it is here.

not lying at all

you were in bed naked and I saw nips when you move the blanket and vagoo when you got up

Vocaroo reminds of the time 2 guys were cybering using it and posted it in a thread.

Shit was craingey.

*Paws at you gently*

you shouldve put it down

shut up hobbit you have done worse

i couldnt without a base and it had wires in the back which i didnt want to fuck up. i ended up trying to hook it on for like 4mins then just took the plugs out so i could actually move it away from my desk for a minute

fun fact though, if you do hit someone hard enough in the jaw from the side, the sudden head movement can cause a concussion, which brought about the term 'glass jaw' in boxers and aside from being knocked out can actually result in a dislocated jaw as well.

fun fact: if you shoot somebody in the heart they'll die

fun fact chiri pretended to be a lesbian so no need to read his posts

seriously though, someone skype, discord, or steam me I'm bored to death

you shouldve took the wires out

handle?

My review of some old wine in my garage

Firestone Riesling 2007

13% alc

Smells really fruity, almost like my sexuality with a hint of a flat Miller Genuine Draft

Tastes kinda dry yet hints of fruit and even some wood of some sort

all in all it's wine
will get me drunk/10

amyvictoria

not 100% true all of the time.

fun fact too, if you shoot somebody in the forehead that is not a guaranteed death; people have survived because the bullet ran down the course of the brain barrier between the hemispheres and did no permanent or vital damage!

jealous

wait why

Just realized this wine is 10 years old

it's my first and middle name

who even are you

amy victoria?

that's just sick

sure...

a good port starts at 10 years.
so does a good scotch but I'm not paying to wait that long.

i did! after a little bit of hassle..

yeah i've read about a dude getting shot in the head and it did something to his brain and he apparently never had to sleep again, a lot of people say its not true but i believe it

youtube.com/watch?v=NWaPCRIdkRE

i'm not jell chirbir

how much added effort did you have to make to pretend

was it worth?

The best way to enjoy 10 year old wine is to chug it

scotch/whiskey/cognac are better with age

shouldve realised that sooner noob

stole my first name from a classmate adn changed victor to victoria

forgot to censor last name

oh well, not like it matters

I'm actually referencing a story in which a man attempted a murder-suicide and shot his wife point blank in the forehead and then shot himself; but she survived because the bullet went right through the middle and didn't severely damage any tissue.

I've always been an internet troll, it didn't cost me anything to lie and I'm still lying, I have several identities who aren't actually real people but now they have online bank accounts.
I'm kind of a superhuman now.

seriously tho someone voice chat me

oh my god that font

and do people from arizona always record vertically?

it's cause I'm under 21

You fucked up, I'm about to search that on my insurance databases and find that bitch

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ALL ID's do that

good luck, only insurance I have is medicaid

lol 5'5" 200lbs

hopefully no one awakens amy from his slumber

that would be a fun exchange

would watch

but like you reach a point in a community that you have to have footing

so you're always a troll?

disgusting!

Sorry, no. the majority of the world uses horizontally oriented identification.

whatever that shit is, is backwards as fuuuuck and if you think vertical id's are normal you are... never mind, I'll just leave you be

shush

well shit, that is quite the story.

go on omegle

I let my cup noodles sit too long so now its just noodles and no broth

I want to kill myself now

maybe its a freedom land things
mine is vertical too

are your monitors still uneven

Yes, I specifically stated several times when I was still a newbie in late 2012 that I was the 'Greatest Troll Ever'.

I haven't had any challenges to the title so I can more or less rightfully claim that it is true.

microwave them

thats epic

yes but its by like half a centimeter so it doesnt actually bother me. i can tilt it forwards/backwards if i really want to even it out

but you got proved to be a guy while "trolling" to be a girl

kinda a fail

no?

HAH. Nigga I have Accurint, I can find most anything on anyone.

chiri behind luka and lucy

YOU ARE THE GREATEST FAIL TROLL EVER

It's the Chiri legacy.

Fucking took you guys long enough to put the man hours into backlogging everything I said and did to get one of my fake accounts and not even my real name, gg.

dude stop

No one CARED

no u.

i love you

I offered and you ignored so.. fuk u?

Even I didn't care.

and now sci swoops in to make friends with chiri

this board is fucking wild

I did enjoy your rants as passive amusements, though

You should consider shifting the effort from "fooling" people on the internet into succeeding in real life tbh

sorry I mean US ID's. it's verticle until you turn 21 for fast age identification I guess

I gave you my steam nigger

Where? Mine is ytse1850 btw

but i always liked chiri

amyvictoria

Was chiri that due that played guitar?

take off that hidden name

You're soulmates, delusional retards lmao

Oh shit I forgot that was you

chiri has p good cult classic potential

but i like this

le rip

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suits you i guess

sci just desperately wants a penis in his ass, who can blame him

That's not a concern of mine; this should be a concern of yours- what are you doing with YOUR life and why are you here judging others on the internet?

Sorry, I'm not American. Age of consent cards in Canada are horizontal like driver's licenses; now I can see why a vertical card would be beneficial for those under legal age! You wouldn't be able to slip that ID by anyone.

Everyone likes Chiri.

Guitar, Bass, and drums. and synths, tracking programs, and DJ'd.

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whats that supposed to mean!

whoa im not gay dude wth

TAN TAKA TAN, TAN TAKA TAN

TAN TAKA TAN, TAN TAKA TAN

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you should probably team up with sci

cause you are both seen as enemy

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Maybe I don't care what You Think(tm)

it's always funny when like the lowest tier tries to throw each other under the bus

*achoo*

i love girls in uniform

i just want to love everyone :)

I have internet back. It's very fast.

sorry dear

you absolutely care what i think

I used to be rated S tier, but then

I realized

I'm not here to suck dick.

oh no this guy

do any of you even watch anime anymore

lighten up best friend

on a side note Ryo Ku Bu or whatever its called was pretty bad

you were like a C

and now you are like a

why are still here

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wow ian sounds like a fag

dont call him by that name you fuck show some respect

ian sounds like a pure princess

I do :c

Haven't actually seen it I just think the loli is cute

Hey fuck you, you tranny faggot shitlord cunt bitch

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YES
I LOVE girls like this. such a sweet/beautiful voice, its a shame she's married. i have a thing for slavic girls omfg

Shut up fish!!!

Wew

the next skrillex

colbert went off-colour

nice

Shitass nigger spic chink I'M DEVOLVING INTO RACIAL SLURS YOU WHORE

Why is anyone here?

BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

I feel like Rins gonna ruin that anime for me

chiri dont ignore me

I bet the jews did this

that's a good point

do you ever be live so what at people when they say they are pregnant?

it's like congrats you ape you are designed to do this

and you did it! good job~

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like*

and then *tips*

Someone else said that to me too

There'll be a new avatar soon

SORRY ABOUT RANT I AM NONBINARY

[fedora meme]

WHO EVEN SAYS MEME ANYMORE

never give up
keep going until it's perfect
LAYERS

if you're not willing to keep going at something for even just half an hour then maybe you should give up
this applies to any and everything

Did ya like my anime collection? :3
Finally passed 1TB, feels good

I'm stuck between finishing Mizuki's route in YMK or watching ep 1 of Demi-chan

(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((triggered)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

like making anime folders for me

shhh

Well, that really is the reason we are alive. Our species experiences death and so we have the need to procreate; however we have advanced through technology so that we can further enhance the knowledge and adaptation of our species via communication.

Sadly, we are doomed to split into a slave race and a master race and nobody can really do anything about it now. It's been in the works for a while and even if people know about it, nothing can be done. Good luck, and good deaths everyone.

I can't believe you don't delete stuff after you've watched it, that's so much...

Demi is AWESOME

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Ian quit triggering me omg

I had making music/art(really any form majorly applies with it) in mind but realized it works with pretty much everything. It's what I tell myself when I'm down on the ground, just gotta get back up and go at it again.
It'll probably kill me one day but it'll be worth every second if it means getting things done.

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@BEEPOP

so what you're saying is i need to get to know a dealer

More raka r34

I'm on it boss

Tfw u will never go sledding with a cat

YO WTF CUT THE FUTA

whoa beepop has his hos on lock

YOU OPENED THE FLOODGATES

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Like this song, so much went into it and it's great.

I think that the hardest part is choosing what to do but once you know you're set.

Yes. Befriend someone who will let you borrow one, though I don't think anyone is going to meet someone and under a month let them borrow something like that for even a couple days. If all you want to do is shoot them then you can just go look it up, iirc the place you live is gun friendly and would have stuff like that.

I didn't buy a 3TB HDD for nothing

Don't laughing at me but I want to save as much anime as I can before I die and pass my computer on to someone and be like "This is what life was all about back in '00 to '20" to some kid in like 2067

I dont wanna be the only person to enjoy all of this, I wanna share it with everyone else

LMAO

It is Ian, we're talking about here

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You know the drum for this song is him slapping his thigh/ass
Or so I heard

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oh dude who do you think i am

do you think i would meet some gay fuck on the internet just to shoot a gun?

i appreciate your info though

man that fully auto hand gun tho

Yeah, like much of his material this is based off video games.

Final Fantasy 3 (6 in the US)

I heard this on the radio a lot at work and despised it.

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you got that backwards m8, it's 3 in america and 6 in japan

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lol lined up perfectly

kek

I mean if you're afraid of meeting someone on the internet then whatever but I was meaning to look up a business that owns a gun range and has guns for you to shoot.

I've had my fair share of meetings with people from the internet purely to buy/sell guns at 10pm in empty parking lots. It seems sketchy but I'm not a b i t c h
Which one? Should link me a picture, I might know what it's called.

The Veldt is from FF6?
Is it not from the short story? Because he says it is.

I'd make Matthew my bf ngl but he lives too far away

lol that's brilliant
They might be so confused seeing all this weeaboo shit coming from some old man

whoops.
my bad. brain fart

Yeah, and if I said my favourite game on the SNES was Seiken Densetsu 3 nobody would know what I was talking about either.

oh no

nevermind i found it
it's a Beretta 92FS Inox, modified to be full-auto
imfdb.org/ this site it a good friend of mine

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thats the same gun Blood-chan wanted and then claimed to have been given. its a pretty good gun tbh but its also a meme

Someone asked for more futa?

no

can you recommend me any romance animu?

your taste is shit tho

/s

Oh, sorry

Here's more anyway

wait futa means foot fetish right?

i was talking about rainbow six siege earlier you baka

That is exactly what it means.

I don't have a pretentious grinning coffee cup meme image for this.

apparently futa is fucking gay unicorns

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Ew fuck now

Cocks > feet

Yo Subtle would you kiss Matthew irl I introduced you two at a con?

Or I'd just save it so when Im on my deathbed I'd marathon anime til I die

lmao tbh I dont think I'll make it that far, I'm probs gonna die in like 2030

:3

Shoujo or shounen?

Shut the FUCK UP IAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How much would it cost him?

Toradora is honestly the only acceptable answer Nezi

Get rekt nerds

Idk
If he moans in a deep voice that's a real turn-off

Bitch what the hell are you gonna die from??

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darwin can you please rank these posters

the whole futa thing threw me off

oh i bet chiri meant the actually song it was inspired from
i'll admit that my autism blinded me there for a moment

Subtle is the only good one.

H-Holy shit

but he tricked us the other day

i might have missed it

I'm pretty tired from work
sorry

shoujo i guess?
any romance is fine though really

so long as it's good/decent and I haven't seen it

post desktop

What did he do?

Are names fixed or still derp?

when i asked you about siege you just didnt know what i meant
its k though i figured you had a long day

Holla Forums forever broken

Bokura ga Ita
Kimi ni Todoka

Still derp
Ree

Todoke*

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he lie about fucking loco

but everyone believed it cause he is a boy whore

The Veldt was an actual area in FF6(3) in which you could potentially recruit Gau, the wild boy.

Since Deadmau5 was really into video games this is likely the correct answer, though the word veldt itself comes from the Dutch, and translates roughly to open field.

thus the surname Groenveldt is literally Greenfield.

i find it's easy to adopt an easy name

Oh, I never knew that. I've played like 2 final fantasy games ever.
I can still link you a video of him saying that it is from the short story though, the lyrics in the song are about it and it's why he even let the guy be on it, because it was perfect.

Reeee

beepop can you please ban chiri

we no longer want to hit that

oh, okay go with that then because I don't listen to deadmau5 cause I find him to be an insufferable hipster piece of shit.

but you know, some days you learn something.

Someone with a voice that cute would never lie.

Well, hey.
Ban me if you want to, but you probably can't.
Or won't.

lol you nigger that's only for lewd shit
Matthew doesn't give a fuck and will kiss just for the giggles, trust me.
Unless youre ugly he won't really have a problem kissing,, and Subtle aint ugly js

Funny shit is back when I met him in like '14 his voice was kinda nasal-y/deep but got less deep in '15 and then in '16 his voice went full girl

I wanted to ask Fish since he seems to be an expert on hormones if it actually affects your voice
He has always had tits but would always wear pads but Im not so sure now since I havent done lewd things with him for almost 2 years now.
He's like my bro honestly, I treat him like one of my close friends and we pound down beers and shots like true homies then other people ask me "Yo whos that cute girl?" and I would typically be like LOL THATS A GUY until one day in like late '14 we were drunk and legit asked me if I thought he was cute and I was like "maybe" then he started taking off his clothes and was like "how about now?" and then kissed me, and the rest is Xrated lmao

So yeah, he's a really cool guy

i have not been so lucky to hear this angel
's song

sorry :(

thanks, I added bokura ga ita to Plan To Watch

any others? :3

myanimelist.net/animelist/Neziwi

Thank god bo more loco

No

no

sounds like me sometimes oops

oh yeah beepop like fucks kids

no way he will ban you

and the other mods like fuck dogs

Does hrt affect your voice?

ugh, it's like I don't even know you.

unfriended.

i was voicing with fish earlier

and he still sounds like a dude

no, you have to train your voice

once you hit puberty the HRT can't save your vocal chords
I'm not sure if it can help pre-puberty or not

*in Daniel's voice* TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

really digging this gif lately aren't you, soto?

It will make you ejaculate.

i think hrt just like gives traps cancer and yet another thing to bitch about

no YOU gave me cancer not me pumping my system with carcinogens

L-Lewd

So does he still go by Matthew and male pronouns?

Plastic Memories you've got on there, that'll be your romance fix too

;~;

no, they gotta train themselves to do it lol

ohi

HE FUKIN SAVED IT FRO MME
That son ofa puta

that's why 95% of trans MTF's are demure and quiet and try to speak only occasionally and in falsetto until they are comfortable around people.

i like his use of demure

I couldn't change my voice and pretend I was a girl at all, so I just became a big husky male lesbian.

you could have just like not done that too

but I am a lesbian inside, so thankfully there are new laws being passed now that can rightfully force people to accept my inner gender in society.

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Tp ky

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im making a bruce lee folder rn

y

CocoRosie? obs Kon posting it, or Soto

The world may never know y

It's cute af dude

Just look at her

Yeah, it gets really lewd after that and I kinda dont wanna talk about how gay it gets

I dont know what others call him, but I call him Matt or cutiepie sometimes when Im drunk. I honestly think he's just bi, he's REALLY popular on /r9k/ for being a cute trap that cant get a gf so alot of people call him a cute girl
He honestly doesnt mind me calling him by male pronouns so I doubt he's transitioning, I think he's just bi as fuck like my friend Chugs

please those idiots don't know

i like tradition what can i say

You have to be kidding, she looks like she can't even carry a crate up a flight of stairs with those tiny legs. What use would she be, she's not even worth half of what I could sell one of mine

sure, she looks cute

this is the first skrillex i ever heard. it was about a day or two before i heard yonkers for the first time in front of the vatican
was eating at this nice restaurant in italy with this girl, she asked what kinda music i was into next thing i know she takes her ipod out and puts this song on
kinda wish it went past me passing out because i couldnt hold my own at the time

you fucking nigger i still remember the day you banned me from haikus chat

Here's the current tier list

pastebin.com/ixDJwb5G

Would u recommend traveling to Italy

clever girl

Chatting shit
Getting hit

How about this one

You do have a point there

Though I gotta admit this idolmaster cosplay which I dont know who exactly shes cosplaying as isnt as good as I'd expect it to be

Matt shoulda just gone as Nico but he said Nico is too "OVERPLAYED"

Im like nigga fkn pls

new phone who dis

I agree completely.

so?

i banned everyone from haiku's chat

cause she said not to

fill in the blanks

forgot pic

who is this idolmaster bitch

what did i say

why do i care

it's a 2 parter

Thanks gurl

This reminds me of playing MGQ and rapidly skipping through the weird insect vore monsters and stuff to get to the sexy harpies

Don't travel to Italy.

If you're going to go anywhere in Europe, go to Switzerland. Specifically Geneva if you can; many people there speak english and will be happy yo assist you should you take a tour of the countryside. As a multicultural world hub there are also many job openings there that pay well for anyone who can speak multiple languages.

Singapore is another destination that is multi-culti friendly with a large proportion of english-speakers in an asian setting.

No wait I think that's Nozopmi from Love lIve

OHOHO

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yes, just dont drink the water
i went all over that country and it was beautiful. if you ever go then make sure you see everything you can, museums and all. the vatican is worth a look too.

a space cowboy

this was like the 2nd or 3rd time i had ever actually joined it lmao
idk it meant something to me i guess and i was pissed. went to haikus and was like who the fuck is tp and why did he ban me.

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also you should dip into France just to go visit Monaco if youre into cars
when i went there i was in love with every single car i saw

Grim would fuck Matt tho

guys i just realized that i can be kinda a nasty person online

and i'm sorry about that

no seeing names really put things into perspective

grim does not absolutely obsess over girl dick

this was just something i imagined

I saw a bugatti veyron in monaco

Isn't it pretty easy to travel between European countries, anyway? I probably wouldn't go to just one country

-pets u-

I guess you do the tiers meme to, but I don't think you really treat it as if it's something objective in the same way

What's your caste, by the way? :3

Kind of hoping I can get an ESL job in Europe some day. They're mostly not really into hiring foreigners for that, but it's possible. There are other places I want to go first, though

gg

lern to play lol

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Nah grim just murders dickgirls if he even sees penor

yeah I watched like the first 2 mins and got bored

plus it started off with some nigga crying and it was all dramatic and I'm like.....why
I don't even know this character so why bother having them cry and pushing this emotional stuff when there's clearly no setup

I will still watch it though

thankies

ye

feelsbadman

i swear i saw every super car at the time that was out when i was there. spent 2 days there and it was great

I never paid attention to actual living conditions much when I was in Europe so if you want to get a job/move there I wouldn't use my info for that
I've been to every place where a mass shooting happened within 2years of it happening

*too

I have Matthews nudes if you wanna see, but you have to PM me for them

Erio pet me too

^

butts

ur fuckin offline

subtle actually replied to me earlier

it's all about pretending to like the lame gay shit he likes

DON'T BE SO GAYTHEN

Ohh I feel you on that forced-emotion stuff, sometimes they can really drop the ball
But overall, I think it's an alright series

On Steam?
I am online everyday

Should Dewgong make his name botnet available for Holla Forums?

I'm actually in the country where the most mass shootings happen right now. Living life on the edge

-pets u-

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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Im sorry

I didnt mean to

Im just stating facts

stocking hug please

i mean if he's hug whorring i might as well get on the bus

And I'll do it again for nothing

wat

Hell yeah dude, land of the free home of the brave. I think my state is the one with the most faggots from 4chan to post about doing a shooting/killing someone then doing it

this got awkward fast

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At the end of the day, can you look in the mirror and look at yourself?

H-How's the weather

NEW THREAD>>1584904

How're u? Why wouldn't you answer mine and GarEE's question about you and Mana

/hugolas

Dewgong had a script on Holla Forums that gave people names but it was a secret botnet

Lol, that's something people do regularly?

this is why i don't communicate with posters

oh hi then