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me on the right and (you know who you are) ~on the left
Luka likes watching me play with myself.
hooray for alcohol!
You'd at least have Soto.
No one wants Fish.
it really bothers me that the white whale from re zero is called moby dick
STOP UNJAP LEGENDS IN ANIME
shin megami tensei
some chrono trigger shit
t-thanks, I guess.
so who am i fucking at AX?
corporate director of sega
soto colbear and manny at the least
a blind man without a working nose?
I doubt soto would want to fuck me but I'd be up for it
that's ian right? I'd be down for that
that's a girl right?
thank you todd san
Say that you like watching me play with myself.
I could say something actually complimentary here but I'll leave that job to Guero.
yeah sure to what?
i like watching you play with yourself
I havent heard about Shin Megami Tensei in a while
Like when that nigga would shoot himself
back when the ps2 was the shit
I'd hit it with a fucking shovel
all of it
As low as Soto's standards are, I don't even think he'd go low enough to fuck Fish.
You wanna watch me do it next big boy?
I'll need some alcohol in me to fuck anyone though since I'm relatively new to anal
hes 16 you pedo
If drugs are involved, anything is possible. fish x soto on meth.
the only person that's been in my ass is scarlet and I just felt like I had to shit the whole time
I need someone to fuck me GOOD
one time i was like 11 and i went on omegle with cam off
I said i was a girl to this guy jerking it and I told him to cum for me and ill turn my cam on and he did it
I left the convo after that
im nearly 18 get it right hasbrowns
wow hes actually 14
OH GOD I FORGOT ALL A BOUT DRUGS
GIMME COKE AND I'LL LET YOU FUCK THIS LITTLE BOIPUCCI FOR HOURS
colbert, desperate to get rid of his v card shacks up for the night with swedish fish. after a little vodka play,, he finally whips it out and, after an agonizingly painful 15 minutes of swedish fish rubbing his teeth on colberts flaccid cock, proceeds to move to the dirt road.
as soon as coolbert starts to thrust, swdish fish lets out a mighty BRRRAPPPPPPP an colbert, looking down at the sudden warm and wet sensation on his belly, begins to vomit all over, the smell becoming overwhelming
I want him to compliment me.
CAN WE NOT?
Bro what the fuck
when I was 11 I was playing pokemon
Fish is fucking disgusting and I wouldn't even hug that guy let alone fuck him
No hard feelings Fish but my eyes work
i like watching you stream fun video games
Tell me something I don't know.
That's what I was saying, yes.
I've no reason to.
Oh there was a new thread
I'm not sure you get to tell me what to do, dickless.
tristan compliment me
at the time I barely came much
so I was surveying omegle to see how much grown men would cum
in a way he molested me virtually
if ian is truly a virgin I'll show him a good time trust me.
I've been told I'm remarkably good at giving head. I just hope I'm good enough at anal to please him
you're almost as much of a dork as you are cute
oh they got dbz on it too
Seems like I just did you cum bucket.
exdee tee hee
I'm saying I gain nothing by doing it, not that that means not complimenting you is an insult.
but you said you were someone you werent
thanks bun ur ok
i believe you can say something nice tsuchi
Colbs' ID being BROWN during this makes it even funnier.
your mom asks "what kind of convention is it" and you panic and say "it's like comic con"
One day I'll find out who this grill is.
I didn't stutter.
you wont be able to refuse with this cock in your butt
what about it?
You are a person with no detestable qualities thus far.
My ID isn't brown tho
this is the cutest thing i've ever seen you say
ITS OLIVE YOU NERDS
You put this all into motion, like punching fish in the gut, the waves cannot be stopped.
in a way he molested me virtually
you could never do that >
PLZ FUCK ME
it all smells the same
how do I turn Holla Forums to dark theme
I still have no idea what he looks like. I am more disgusted at the thought of Ian's hairy ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I dunno, I think I heard you do so.
Shut up, Guero.
there is an options button thing right there.
technically he did because "im a child and dont know any better"
but could you?
and save it as a .bat file
such a sweetheart :3
Don't help him any further.
Let the retard figure it out.
I see you're agreeing with me now.
top right corner > options > theme > bottom part
No one is even thinking about that side. Fish looks like shrek with stretchmarks.
I would punch you but it will only cause ripples across a vast ocean.
I don't think methspider love taps would cause any ripples at all <3
I am sure he has a great personality.
I honestly ship IanxDarwin before IanxFish happens
Besides Ian fucking loves Louise, he's gladly get dom'd by "her"
I legitimately can never get a read on whether your reactions are just hyperbolic or sincere in that you're just a spaz.
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how do i do this?
Shut up Soto
handle my butt
I will simply walk up a hill at a normal pace so you cannot catch me.
this is a song about sci
Colbs x potato sack is still his OTP.
Crazy trannies usually do.
tshi is some twilight princess level shit
|Rolled 9, 5, 9, 2, 6, 9, 3 = 43 (7d10)|
yey same age...
now i wonder wat rest are in chronological order...
i actually kind of ship this too?
Wouldn't you be shipping IanxLouise then?
Don't do it Colbs
You're not even legal.
Ian's first will be his beautiful asian wife matthew
Wouldn't you be shipping IanxLouise then?
I'm the one who will fuck Matthew.
its not intercourse if its the butt
You can't escape my RASCAL with electric motor
Stolen directly from the walmart parking lot
it's not a problem
just pick him up in a boat and take a trip to internataional waters~
look at that humus quality
w e w
tfw everyone is gonna nut to the thought of you and you don't really care
I did the opposite of that though.
Keep up, archives.
Everyone wants to meet Matthew now lmao
|Rolled 6, 9 = 15 (2d10)|
a cute red head! perfect! ^ ^
no for personality and uh inteligence~
I wonder if anyone actually ever steals those.
That's more disgusting than anything.
Have some self respect.
FBI please stop
Huh? Sorry I can't seem to understand you anymore.
Weird how this keeps happening.
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now for the 1d20
but why a yandere
Me and my high school buddies stole two of them and smashed them into eachother for a while in the parking lot when I was like 16
returned them after, just a bit more bashed up
because they are the best
we all know how you really feel
respect lukas preference you bully
|Rolled 7, 10 = 17 (2d10)|
because that's the main focus of chart thingy?
* bullies *
You're encouraging it more if you say it that way
|Rolled 6, 16 = 22 (2d20)|
I did the same with 4wheelers that had metal bull bars on them.
okay I went from drunk to fucking smashed, what's happening
|Rolled 19, 4, 3 = 26 (3d20)|
now for the three dark yandere traits!
I'm sure you'll get the cum out of your ears and learn to understand sooner or later
Go from smashed to dead.
I'm a spaz I guess.
I'm also super tired.
You're feigning whatever levels of intoxication hoping someone finally responds to you in any way that isn't calling you a fat slob?
I'm banned from that same Walmart for unpacking skateboards and pool cues in the sports section and jousting in the isle.
Lay off the drugs and/or coffee.
You-gara aren't making any sense.
I feel like if we keep bullying Fish that nigga will fucking shoot up AX
I do, and I don't care that people find me attractive.
It's not like I condone it.
I just don't care
*gasp* that I love attention and will actually only talk to attractive people in real life?
How'd you know?
People do what they want, if I tell you to stop, you might say you'll stop.
But you will continue to do it
Being banned from a Walmart is a blessing. Just think of all the freaks you don't have to see now.
my house has a gun but i never shot up my school
bitch I make perfect sense
soto just make sure your fattest friend is in the way at all times
it's not like that niggas gonna hit the broad side of a barn anyway
|Rolled 7, 18, 6 = 31 (3d20)|
So... i basically get a red haired Homura with a speargun.
I'm okay with this.
I can't legally own a gun due to being nutzo
I still shop there anyway. I'm broke, nigga. Nobody has ever recognized me or they just told me I was banned so I'd fuck off
WHAT KIND OF FUCKING AMERICAN DOESNT OWN A GUN
I just wanna fuck everybody
tfw can't be a real girl like cooki
and I don't care that people find me attractive.
I think it's more that you do care that whoever finds you attractive.
I'm not trying to say you're not or outright insult you, just telling you to seek it out in more healthy ways.
BUT IT'S GODDAMN WALMART.
Literally any reason to not shop there is a valid one.
Im banned from wal mat because me and 4 friends went in once and 2 of them shoplifted like 300 dollars worht of shit and got popped
I still go out there all the time but the cops told me i wasnt allowed back
when they cost a fuckin grand just to get the license
I own a sword and I can take any of you faggots who think a gun can handle my skill with the blade
stabstab you d e d DED
Kill me plz
which type do you like
Same box of cereal is a dollar extra at Shoprite
I'll take being stabbed to death by Newburgh niggas over being gypped
you hung out with hooligans bart
i have no tears for WALMART losing money tho
folded how many times?
*it was a hologram*
sop pretending to be crazy
stop pretending to be crazy
send me a link to the quiz and maybe I can tell
graphic content waring
i only stole one thing and that was an uncut key
I didnt want to be the onlny one not stealing anything ;/
I got away with it when I emptied my pocket I just playeed it off like it was my house key and set it with my change and stuff
but god damn dude
these motherfuckes had like
ps3 controllers and vvideo games and watches and all sorts of electronic bullshit
my other friend just stole two packs of pokemon cards LOL
Holla Forums PLEASE
ywn be a real girl
seriously kill me plz I don't want to live this miserable existence anymore
I have guys irl tht tell me I'm pretty too, I don't need people here to do it. ??
I don't get what you are trying to say.
Or you could just do that old people thing and check papers to find whatever's cheapest at wherever.
Stick Stickly was the ringtone on my phone in highschool.
I already coupon, bro. If I do any more jew shit my already giant bell pepper nose will hit critical mass.
females dont own guns
Well at least it doesn't phase you, that's good
Now if you'll excuse me Im gonna go masturbate to pictures of you lmao
I can't hide behind the shooter
Thats just silly lol
Well that's good in a way
I actually do own a sword
r8 my weebness
I watched some of the old Jojo movie.
I like that art more than the new ones.
If you're noticing and drawing attention to the fact that people do it and trying to play it off as indifferent, it just seems more like it's a grab to encourage it.
Otherwise you wouldn't mention it at all.
is it a KATANA tho
It's time for you to go take back Palestine.
Post your sword so I can rate it.
I just don't want to be a part of this life anymore. I just want to die and never be a part of life anymore
life is nothing but suffering. the only distractions are sex and social activity, which I have neither of and have no expectations of
your test said you're in between tsun and yan but i don't agree
the quiz doesn't show the types but i found this
Can we just ban the fucker before he blogs more?
i am on nothing.
i am a natural spaz sorry
other than the fact that you technically called him your friend
thank you very much
same here arctusally ;/
almost my bed time
Don't spaz too much and give Guero friction burns.
Be a good goy.
Not often enough.
rly ameks u thin
Its not a katana
But then again its not just A sword
himedere and dandere are the ones im attracted to
and im dating a dandere
I can't as long as there will be someone that is hurt by it. I am hardwired never to hurt anyone I care about. my mother, my brother, my relatives, my social worker, my friends...
I just... I just can't do it
Looks like a katana
It's not even sharp.
Literally no one will care.
Now stop whatever pitybait you're trying.
Tell me i'm a pretty girl :(
get some fucking insurance and make it look like an accident
thats if you're ever serious about ti
I was trying to get 66
Its 2 swords :3
nobody cares @fish
If I make a white Russian with frangelico instead if Kahlua does it count as a new cocktail
that makes you a white girl
thats pretty kakkoii, but whats that wallet over there
fucking dual wielding kirito looking motherfuck
my knife is sharper than that
(I own a knife that was machined down from a dense steel file. my knife would fuck up your knife)
I've got a lot of knives though
do it I dare you
That's way more specific, and I like to make fun of the people that do it.
Like Amy, it's gross and weird but shehe still does it.
that was their plan all along
You are a pretty GIRL.
MY knife is a TOOL.
so who was your type?
knives are girly
this is ...unexpected...
Well I am but that's beside the question
tfw nobody will ever love you
Like Amy, it's gross and weird but shehe still does it.
Why would this fill you with anything but skin crawling disgust?
your mom supported you becoming a girl right
look at her
Presumably because she did not love him.
yeah go fuck your mom
I figured I'd be like Kirito and dual wield
GODDAMN IT KEF YOU BEAT ME TO THE JOKE
Oh the thing by my wallet is my weeb cig case
fkn fite me m8
A-Am I cool yet?
If only I had a pic of you
Im too lazy to sharpen it
that's pretty far fetched
"OH I WANTED A DAUGHTER"
but its possible
I think I know where the pastries are in that image
yeah but nobody will ever love me the way I love them
My mom wanted a daughter
in her tummy
I don't have a pastries though
i'd think we're really compatible but i saw your tier list
I should stop doing that.
take it to a shop one day. if it's already a knife, just get it sharpened.
It's gotta take more balls to walk into a shop with a vintage steel file .. oh nvm wait my dad did it himself, he was a fucking man, he sharpened a blade out of dense steel file.
then I stole it cause that was the kind of man I was
are you op
henneko, when fan service was good cuz lolis
Now I want to get one, but I also do not want to go out.
u r pretty girl
lists mean nothing
They are a temporal marking of affection in the moment regardless of the future
Its a little late to go out and get one.
Stay home and just look at pictures of them instead.
I have to check my list now
i answer each quiz honestly
Never too late for pastries
you got a b- because you support luka's self destructive behavior
and you're butthurt even more easily than I am
and thats something
Just one more day until saturday.
Then I can stay home and do nothing all day.
Get like a dozen jelly filled doughnuts and eat them all in one sitting.
I'm doomed to be alone for my entire life, never finding someone who can love me for who I am, so what's the point of even living in the first place
excpet for if its bedtimes nana
Insanity does not get you a lower tier?
That's an automatic C
lol we have a sharpener but do you know how long that shits gonna take?
Besides theres no zombie apocalypse yet so Im gucci
Yeah lolis are great
None of you even made my list.
i do this more often than I would care to admit and I feel terrible after
not because it makesm e sick just because i feel like a big fatty
Fuck, names still aren't sticking.
did you even make one
No one made the list so I couldn't.
how can I not give up when I know I'm doomed to a life of isolation and agony
How do you guys have the energy to be gay 24/7?
Does nothing affect you at all, not even the outside world? What about knowledge, do any of you strive towards an education at all or is this just your last resort?
did you like my role playing?
I will just drink woffee instead.
how about you get a fucking job and better yourself and the world you lazy fucking piece of shit
You need a Tetora.
sexuality comes from the soul
you're only doomed to the walls you create
Is that some kind of coffee or are you trying to be cute?
Bard, you would never say that.
I call Kon doing illicit endeavours.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Don't be a bigot.
He's a girl.
He's no longer Juan but Juanita.
Me an Bag are best friends.
mines gold and smol and super sharp. first thing I did was cut my thumb, I haven't opened it since
but I'm nice.
what do I draw now?
It is me embracing a blunder.
At least you have some sense of dignity left.
WHERE MY NIGGA SQUID AT
I ruin every social relationship I create, and all I can ever do is ruin my own social life. so what's left for me?
Souls don't exist.
Sexuality comes from our mammalian ancestors. We don't procreate like lizards, or snails. we fuck like mammals, that's simply the truth and there's nothing supernatual about it, please do not involve the hypotheses of afterlife into living things.
Now I'm a fuck this melon.
i actually have to work to support myself
Sure I have a roof over my head
but if I want food or to pay bills or nice things? I need to pay with my own money
if someones going to complain about their life when they have everything they need to live comfortably they can get fucked
Would you make love to a pastry if it was sexy enough ?
now that you mention It I cant find my knife :/
I use it to do dabs off of, it's long and has a bone handle
Who wouldn't stick their dick in a doughnut tbh?
the only thing that makes me feel alive is sex, which is why I'm such a slut
Dog is best sexuality.
I only share her avatars, not those indecent thoughts.
i either like or don't know most people anyway
you don't scare me though
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he has sharp teeth and evil eyes
i got the lewd one >w<
I know all about the grind.
I don't even have a nest egg.