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Im getting angry
do you ever do buttplay?
do you want me to keep doing this?
please use words bard
we should expect the minimum of some people if we wish to uphold society
please use words luka
we should expect the minimum of some people if we wish to uphold society
uh....how bout a girl who's got a brain and always speaks her mind..?
i have ascended
girls are gay
i said uphold not upload
you downloaded a virus
If wanting to fuck girls make me gay then I'm hard gay, the most bara gay ever
i mean I tried a little when I was younger but not really into it ;/
you aren't the only one. I'm all rainbows and glitter then
Is the second tiger in behind of the first one?
If not why is the visible tiger so long?
This is why I dont go on /a/
Oh fuck, it's not a literal tiger, it's the words "the hidden tiger" that are the tigers stripes.
What the fuck.
Such fucking bullshit
its 2 smarmy
goofy enough to get me to laugh.
Test go to bed
im sitting on my gf's face using my smartphone to text on discord
im in my bed room right now
i made it
my family is asleep i can finally piss
tfw you sit on mordins face and he has a boyfriend
bro i hope mordinss bf doesnt find out ive been sitting on his face in a homura cosplay and panties
what do you even do here?
Make a poor attempt at filling the endless void in my heart.
I heard Mordin's anus has some blonde hairs growing around it
Say it aint so
Fucking fighting potatos
i wonder if he really knows the moves or if he can fake it since he has no arms to extend, elbows to bend.
love m the battlefield memes
I imagine this is what Test is like in a fight.
I've decided to bless you with another list:
Lol why does it get so many hits so fast
10/10 list would read again
he know karate?
i guess there are people who surf pastebin
y r u dodging filters again
u fucking plague on the anime picture chat board
pay attention to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
thanks person with a name so long I have no idea what to refer to you as
Shit list 1/10 will never read agian
we have v different tastes my friend
What? I just did. You're replying to a post in which I linked your post
Most people call me Erio
Finally made it to 1TB
STOP OPENING THE LIST SO MUCH YOU INSECURE GAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You can refer to her as Satan, Lucifer, Lucy, Satan-kun, or Erio
no, that was a dramatization of my reasoning, u see.
oh i forgot about you.
I didn't sleep Tuesday night so I fell asleep at about six PM last night. Woke up at two AM.
Sounds almost too mundane
thats the best kind of sleep schedule
how about this one?
oops i mean
Yeah but you are aware that I exist now.
So what do you remember about me?
Also, how are you?
These are all fine
You can call me the Beast, then. Or the Oracle of Lawlessness
Didn't we kill Manaka?
ure fukkin gay fite me irl kid i will fukkin kill u
NOBODY LIKES MANAKA OR SCI
i remember we're friends as a result of hatred. what music do you like?
he's doing something else rn i guess
More just because he's a vertically challenged ankle biter.
Manaka seems alright to me.
She seems like she really just wants everyone to be happy, why would you not like her?
Manaka is a PYSOCHPATCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Are u sure he wasn't burned at the stake
It's an act
I was so full of coffee that I couldn't even take a nap in the middle of the day.
I have an hour drive between school and home. I'm surprised I didn't swerve off the road either way. Did absentmindedly miss my usual turn and have to go down an unfamiliar road.
I have limbs, you know.
manaka can not be trusted
how does it feel to have the same name as a cute animu grill
What are you going to do? Headbutt someone in the junk?
Most people have one foot on me.
I did, in fact, take karate. You overestimate my disadvantage.
Oh shit, Silverstreus is Eva
Also, I've been awake for 60 hours and driving on an icy road and ended up in the ditch, waking up in after 16 hours of passing out in a friend's bed since she was the one who called the tow and drove me home with me having no memory of leaving to even start the drive.
Don't skip sleep and drive is the point.
The jokes keep making you shorter and shorter.
Chronicles of Israfel
World's End Girlfriend
30 seconds to mars
Escape the Fate
AHHH WHat to draw?
It doesn't feel like anything. I have that name because she was kind of my first avatar
Now I'm spooked.
Why is she pretending to be nice?
Who is Eva?
Why do you think that I'm then?
to nobodys surprise
Jesus and Muhammad in a conga line.
That's the same list
Even fucking worse
Now those just aren't mundane enough.
Gotta find a middle ground.
Prove it, fuckboy
Statistically driving tired is more dangerous than driving drunk. Cannot speak from experience, because I know I'd never drive drunk.
nah, ure too gay to fukk with
don't want the aids to rub off on me
NIGGA IM FUCKING DRUNK
MY LIFE IS SPIRALING OUT OF CONTROL
bby how about you draw your cute lips on mine
Cause youre canadian
and you're wayy too good at shitposting for someone "new"
how does it feel like to be an autistic loli
You say that but then!!!!!!!!!!!!! You do it anyway cuz you don't think you're drunk
What did I say that was shitposting?
Seriously, help me out so I can know what to never say again.
why are you german
Yeah that's what I thought, get the fuck out of here.
"ｍａｎａｋａ(pure and sweet to the core. paranoid conspiracy theorists leave my onee-san alone!)" -me
caffeine's a real bitch dude. here's something you shouldnt waste time reading. a story about caffeine. im awake alone at night as per usual and i go up for something to drink. we have some of those "mio" water enhancer things so im like cool ill have that, grab a bunch of water bottles from the fridge and head back downstairs to my mom's basement. im squirting the flavor feeling fine no problems. eventually i notice that im feeling restless. very odd, but i ignore it. it gets worse and i have to at least acknowledge it at least. my first thought was wtf im having a panic attack but why? and it's not like i remember them being... i go outside for a cigarette and im feeling super fucked up. come inside im ready to pass out lie down on the bathroom floor. im looking up on my phone wtf is happening to me see some stuff about caffeine. i didnt know the water enhancement shit was caffeinated. looking up max amount a person should have and see it's about 600 mg in a day. i'd had about 800 mg in like two or three hours. fortunately i was pretty sure you cant die from this so i was cool, though i did feel like my throat was swelling and i would suffocate if i fell asleep. didnt happen. also fortunate i had something to do other than post that night lol. thats all.
i know kashiwa daisuke, the protomen, weezer, and the super popular dadrock stuff and thats it. how would you describe your taste in general since i dont know most of that stuff.
Wait, is she actually younger than 18?
If so she needs to get out of here before someone does something bad to her
I'll just say "for attention" because I don't care enough to get into specific accusations that would seem unfounded but that he's partially confirmed himself
So maybe subtle obscure edge, like Deggial
Probably the same way u feel on days you're feeling feminine
"-chokes on cock-"
rock of most kinds, metal of most kinds, electronic stuff, and post rock/classical.
What kind of music do you like?
I have driven drunk but it's always been rural dying that I was only ever a danger to myself.
Even a drink or two makes a difference in reaction time and coordination. I've never driven when outright shitfaced, though.
Sleep deprivation destroys almost any ability to focus, especially in repetitive actions.
Only the thing that comes to mind. But I'm admittedly barely awake.
saving logs is not cool...
Some VPN thing
He means the anime character Erio. He just likes to imagine me as actually being an anime girl like you do, I guess
Thought that typo is apt.
what is this double standard
just because im a dude you arent concerned if someone does something bad to me?????
i generally prefer music that sounds like low quality greasy pork smells and makes you feel when you cant eat any more, music that is sickly sweet, and rhythmically off-kilter stuff
How many times have you gay e-sex'd?
Can someone post the Ian shouting Nigger out the hotel room webm?
Wait, you're younger than 18? Holy shit dude get out of here
ill be fine thank you very much
like three or four times. for you it has to be hundreds.
Thats what Im saying
So if he wasn't aware you were below 18 how would he be concerned?
I wouldn't be surprised if it is literally hundreds; I kind of wish I kept track. I mostly e-sex grils, though
Also I've been dom 99% of the time
I have no idea what any of that means.
But low quality greasy pork smells makes me think of I guess black or death metal, and feeling bloated makes me think of really bad rock, sickly sweet makes me think of pixie pop rock type stuff liking Darling Violetta or Poppy, sort of goth rock.
or maybe World's End Girlfriend
yea that makes sense you domineering weirdo.. i have no idea what i was supposed to be. v confusing affair and not enjoyable.
What do you mean? I think you're obviously a sub
I miss the sweet girl who introduced me to worlds end girlfiriend
Hmm, that is too subtle for me to recognize the edge in, but from a purely phonetic standpoint I'm not sure it's quite fitting.
here are some okay examples
sickly sweet: youtube.com
i mean, kinda? it was weird
let me have my fun
really good vaporwave fits all three of those btw
It's basically Islam's Antichrist
Also a good song
I just mean your personality seems sub in general. You've probably been sub all the times you e-sex'd
But that's not fun for me honestly
then ignore it you dunce
what type of porn should i watch
it's more like we were fighting for the sub spot and i gave up and lost every time... if that makes sense
romantic Christmas cake monster girl impregnation
nobody was a winner
With that Paint guy or what?
being so sub that you get dominated out of being a sub
Yeah but you don't exactly seem islamic.
lol no! he's too bro status to me i could never!
No I meant my fun is in not letting you have yours
a v addictive but dangerous kind of fun!
I see it as just another skin for concepts that are beyond any specific religion
Weren't you thinking about e-dating him? Then who even
Was it Bart
Where's the danger? Is someone gonna fite meh
Good night cute girls, little boy, furries, and annoying guy
ppl wont like u like they do to me
this wasnt implied anywhere until now so i hope youre satisfied with your empty victory
Mostly I'd agree, but the vibes of said skin just don't mesh with those your persona seems to give off, you know?
im not a little boy
Wait which am I?
I told him about this accusation on Steam but he hasn't replied or showed up to dispute it yet
What kind of vibe do you associate with Islam-based Satanism?
tell him i admitted to it lmao
old perpetually angry wizened arabic men with beards oversized for even stereotypical arabs, probably
not amputee midget
Wanna see 21 yr old Ian walk home drunk?
I personally prefer consensual heterosexual missionary sex porn... preferabbly done with the lights out...
Its so lolz when you see yourself break a hookah bowl on video
lmao I fucking broke the hookah bowl
colbert is my faorite irl thread meme
but i also love scanner
We have a sorta ritual thingh where we all take 5 shots of different kinds of alcohol before we go to the con
Our friend Chovie did it so easily
Oh man, Im compressing so many videos rn
Its great finally being able to post them on here
I hope you at least make them taste bearable, that's what I hate about shots
yeah he adds just a hint of his cum
thanks for ruining koreans for me
y does this ruin koreans
Captain Morgan White Rum
Midori (Melon Liqour)
Shots of liqour aren't bearable you just take them
Manny couldnt handle it though lmao
Even Colbs was making fun of him
Poor guy lol
Here's Manny fucking up if you wanted to see it Subtle
lol even Ian was bullying Manny
Don't give me that face
listen to him
whos his cos
Me being drunk with other Kokuri san cosplayers
Sometimes you've just got to ask, how high were the people that came up with children's shows?
Im surprised I havent gotten kicked out
last year I got kicked out for being too drunk
My friends are weeaboos and like to drink
pls no bully
Subtle pls dont judge my friends ;~;
we found the weak spot all units assemble and attack!!
Its not my fault they are weebs and like to drnk and like to have fun with me
Oh man that video made me laugh way too much
DOES SHE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
It's fine that you're having fun
I honestly feel like you judge me and hate on whatever I am doing 24/7
Are you drunk rn
Subtle will never judge you
Why even live?
But I honestly feel like you don't like me
Im sorry if I joke around too much and make you feel like I dont care about you but honestly youre on of my top 10 fav posters
Youre number 6
But dont tell anyone else
drunk soto is so honest and caring
I'll judge you for wanting that
lol go to bed
That hurts my kokoro.
I wanted a more honest response from you tbh
Honestly man, I think youre a cool guy and the fact that you hate me makes me kinda sad tbh
I honestly just wanted to be friends with you but you make it so hard on me
Alcohol makes you more honest and truthful
is that sarcasm
im autistic and cant read social cues
do you really think im a faggot
Naww man, you're just at that age where youre tryng to find something you enjoy
Keep searching man, and dont let anyone else tell you otherwise
Drunk soto is a fag
On a related note, is there a strikethrough text function on Holla Forums?
Because the truth is drunk anyone is a fag.
somehow i regret trying to q and a a drunk person
Time heals all wounds
I don't hate you, your insults just trigger me sometimes
Nah it wasn't
It's no problem, I like how it hurts.
Dont q and a a drunk person
Okay be honest with me Subby, so I can learn from my mistakes
Is it the gay questions I ask or is it the constant bullying?
I want to know so I wont bother you again
Honestly, I want to be good friends with you again but I feel like you distance yourself from me
subtle in sum kinda mood....again
Who are you q and a ing?
i am amazing drink
This is honestly how I feel
Only I hope I dont kill myself by the end of this year
not even kidding
I should go to bed
Fags certainly are amazing.
oh ok thanks ^.^
no kill yourself
Pls be a rihanna reference
Well, I thought about that for a while, but in the other sense too.
Bub, what do I even bully you about though
I just want to be good friends with you again
Idk just forget about it, I'll get over it and be nicer to you
I just want to be on good terms before I end it all
subtle i didnt know you were so wicked
I say, try me. Take a chance on emotions
For now and ever close to your heart
I say, try me. Take a chance on my passion
We'll be together all the time
I say, try me. Take a chance on emotions.
For now and ever into my heart.
I say, try me. Take a chance on my passion.
We'll be together 'till the morning light.
/stands close to
Don't stand so- Don't stand so- Don't stand so close to me!
L-Let's not get too hasty
Well I'm not as nice as you think I am
I literally just said I was going to
tell me about that time you got banned
but i never heard the story
Well I'm not as nice as you think I am
I'm just special?
No, you emoted it, and now I'm telling you not to holy shit get out of my personal space you creep.
YOU DONT KNOW MY OPINION OF YOU !!1!!
so uh yeah
this is my girlfriend
Will you end my pain?
Will you take my life?
Will you bleed me out?
Will you hang me out to dry?
Will you take my soul in the midnight rain?
While I'm falling apart
While I'm going
Tell shit players they are shit, get banned, that's how it goes
Oh sorry Bard I actually thought you were sci sorry
He wrote something nice about me in his list
ooh do me!
Is he even TRYING to be a trap or is it just an effeminate guy?
It's bad to mix people up I wasn't being demeaning
I often forget this in our interactions, honestly.
I think you're just nice in general, as long as you aren't given a reason not to be.
Get fucked you fucking shitters.
Subtle, no in-game toxicity please.
It's all about hating them in private.
contrary to popular belief, I'm depressed as shit
Hopefully you can cheer me up
i will believe u this time special just bcuz ilu
That image just reminded me on Jin from grand chase.
I used to be so good with him that all I could hear while playing him is "Burning fist of 10, 000 hells!"
two people did me :O
le literally what are you talking about
Uhhh dont make fun of her?
didn't you bed?
lmao i just read what I typed and I know I didnt mean that lol
I was just kidding
I wasn't making fun of her!
It was an honest question!
fuck off squid
I had to google for that.
If people only know what it meant to have penile cancer
I try harder with people that deserve it
lol holy shit
I know how you deal with csgo now
I get that vibe from you sometimes
You wouldnt understand
Do you really?
Hopefully you can cheer me up
Anyway, I have to run to the store and grab Sugar.
I'll be back soonish.
His mechanic was "Burning" which is basically SSJ.
He has a charge meter, and when you fill it he'll enter a state that gives every attack and skill a damage boost, super armor, and iframes.
So his entire play style was about controlling that meter and only ever hitting burning when you wanted to.
I could basically spend an entire boss in Burning at one point, but Lire was still my main because she could just 100-0 bosses without a fuck given.
I-I don't think I deserve it any more than the next one...
Be back in a bit.
I wish this were a joke
can't say I would?
lol cupcake sicka s fuck
I usually take a nap afterwards though, like yesterday, I swear they had a legit former SMFC/GE in their team because of 30-0-2.
He had ~1950 hours played.
That's so much information that I can't comprehend other than that you killed enemies with proc damage.
It isn't proc damage; you control when burning triggers, and it isn't a random chance after.
I dont want to tell you
Hopefully you find out eventually
Especially when you tel everyone else
test keeps deleting it in discord so I'll put a record of it here.
I killed test literally twice as much as he killed me today in rust pvp.
he has over 200 hours.
I have 20
Cupcake don't bully
twice as much
There's lies, damned lies, and statistics.
2 is twice as much as 1
no I earned this.
That's bullshit, you never earned your bully license.
me on the left
test did you know the lyrics are "gunpowder, guillotine, dynamite with a laser beam"
I got temporary permission from being SICK AS HELL at rust pvp
GURANTEED TO BLOW YOUR MIIIND
Subby post your butt
Huh. I don't really look up lyrics, I just play them by ear.
well there ya go. queen is literally my second favorite band of all time, so you can trust me on this.
that girl must think its creepy that a slowmo of her glance can give people like me diamonds
two entire kills
sick as hell
in a game with like 0 ttk
there is a bathroom on the right
think imma go rage on rust and try and make a shit shack
It is, in fact, gelatine according to all sources.
PUT YOUR PINKY RINGS UP
TO THE MOON
WHATCHA TRYAN DO
24KARAT MAGIC IN THE AIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
make it near the harbor. there's a lot of resources and tons of open space where you could make a little one.
there's no way. that doesn't even make sense, lyrically.
He says it like "Jell-ah-teen"
and it's guillotine in the lyric book included with the album if memory serves me right, but I'd have to double check at my parents house.
That said the game literally doesn't work on my machine for any discernible reason, baring I think it dislikes my ISP?
So I wouldn't know specifically.
pfft no, unless you have hearing problems. it's very distinctly guillotine. I've listened to the song like 8 billion times.
az lyrics has it as gelatin though.
seems we're not the only ones who are contending on this.
hmm. guess it's up in the air. I'll check if I remember on the actual included lyrics on the vinyl my dad has, but it's really a moot point. clearly it sounds enough like either so go with gelatin. guillotine makes way more sense to me, and that's what I always hear and sing, but music is what you make it.
I get it
because she's nice and squishy~
I assumed it meant blasting gelatin.
You know. Plastic explosives.
ah, well then there you go. so use either one.
I always figure guillotine works well because "killer queen" and they used those to chop off heads a bunch back in the good old days.
Cupcake wont send me nudes
I feel like plastic explosives seems more in context of a verse all about explosives.
well yeah, now that I realize what gelatin you're talking about, lol.
Yeah I was thinking that, plus shits got water for days
water everywhere, either from cacti or from the ocean if you make a water purifier like test did.
plus you'd be near my shit shack.
ah thats true, you on the harbour n the west side or te east side
There are two harbors. Make sure it's the same one.
facing the harbor directly to the middle I'm to the left, up in the hills, not all the way up the rocks, about half way. if you find a stone shit shack that's 1x3 with a 1x1 sticking off the side, that's me.
he knows which one I mean, we passed it on the way to yan's.
there's a power line thing like, right near where I am, scoots.
and if you do find it the code is 7117 if you want to use it for safety. just make sure not to use too much of my stuff unless you need it. just focusing on gathering really for that shack.
i think the server might be down for now, gonna git on it asap
not much you can do if the server is down for now lol. make sure you don't leave my doors open if you find it and get logged out. in fact you stay away from my shack unless I'm on lol.
telling people to stay away unless you're on after telling them the door code
you were alive for 1 hour
killed by scootaloo's suicide vest
There is a 50% chance that Finland just doesn't exist.
literally allah ackbar'ing
I expected something more depressing :c
Australia isn't real either. I mean, look at those fairy tale animals.
scoots will respect my wishes. people on the internet are generally kind and respectful of others.
there's a 100% chance that canada exists and that that's a huge bummer for the rest of us.
True, when I think "kind and respectful" scoot is the first person to jump to mind.
What should i do with this banana?
rust is updating
ah that'll be why
yeah he's the best.
Technically it's a bit more than 50%.
Peel it and eat it
bananas are good foods
If Canada didn't exist, I'd be more German and that would be pretty cool.
Btw You want me to post my dick for you?
banana goes in ass
Should i eat it in a special way
How's going hard at studying going?
that's true. there's really nowhere to go but up if you're a canadian
honestly though most canadians I meet are pretty great.
make a doodle and post it
J-Just wait it'll start soon
eat it while donating money to a children's hunger charity of your choice.
Hard to do these things in a bath
If Canada didn't exist, Germany would own Europe.
It all starts at you, m'dear.
that...I'm too lazy to verify that but it sounds false.
then just eat it normal you filthy banana loving whore.
what is a banana doing in the bath? also why are you taking a bath? what a ridiculous story!
There were battles where Germans just fucking left because Canadian shocktroopers hit the field.
>subtle wants this
me: inverts smile
were they called that because people were so shocked the canadians were capable of of being troopers?
I don't I don't
Sci let me rub your head please x~x
How hard to deep throat banana
But it's all warm and stiff from bath
I'm in bath cuz i wanna fap
It's in bath cuz i wanna eat
I wanna eat cuz healthy
This was back when our military was worth a salt.
canadian bullying is a dumb meme
Remember back when Canadian Troopers had such a strong reputation that the sight of us on the battlefield made other armies just go "'aight, I'm outtie."
back around when dinosaurs still roamed the wilds.
then I guess you'd better shove it up your butt. I know that's what you wanted us to tell you to do anyway.
And then America came in at the end because some retard dropped a bomb on them, and took all the fucking credit.
it's a lil coarse cuz i only go w the grain. my scalp is sensitive.
each part of the story makes sense individually...but together they seem wrong. [rmyt face]
BEING CANADIAN IS A DUMB MEME
it must fucking suck not having long luxurious and flowing locks
Fine. I just won't talk to you if you wanna be like that.
ive already done that and i prefer this.
I didn't mean you, I'll still talk to you, you weren't being a BIG STUPID MEANY FACE.
Will it be edible after?
What seems wrong about it
dont make me say it oogoo
okay sorry I'm done please no mad
gonna say a hard no on this one.
If you şay it i will reveal my true intentions and put you At ease
But the peel protects it
me: is the banana
It's all fun and games until someone walks in on you getting butffuckedi n the bath with a banana
it'll get all mushy
how can I make it up to you?
one time my roommate walked in the room when i had something in my butt but he had no idea haha
Did you people really think I'd but fuck myself wit banana?
I just tested it and the hole is too small anyways
Instead I'll erotically suckle it and use the peel as a pocket pussy
Btw, never go ass to mouth.
Don't be a big dumb meany face!
I won't anymore I'm sorry!
btw further proof feku masturbates 24/7
me: is still the banana
Just a reminder that Sci wants you to tear all his skin off, eat him, and use his flesh as a pocket pussy.
Just sword fought myself
when you're having a good time and then you remember that no matter how much you try you'lll never be a better guitarist than John Mayer
im already better than john mayer at making anime image folders
I fucking can't.
guys...im gonna link a new thread okay?
i did it
new rust updsate kick ass man
There is a new thread
doesn't happen in this thread. weird as hell.