Let's try this one more time

Let's try this one more time..

/thread

Well what do you want from me? I ain't a magician.

At most I'm a low tier alchemist.

I'm a bad mamma jamma

It needs to be more human for that to be sexy.
it's at 75% furry right now, it needs to be at 25% or lower.

I prefer them this way.

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I like Pokemon, but not in sexual way.

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YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
u furry now?

Who ever said it was sexual?

first ep of konosuba2 recapped good while making it funny

 

Why does the Vaporean have a vagina and tits then?

those would make some good pinche to the muthaphukkin tacos

I will never go beyond step 2.
I think that explains Holla Forums though, we ain't in denial of being furries, we're angry that anyone could ever think that we were.

I didn't notice that one did.
I'll take it out of the folder.

hoozis

innocently go to play an album just downloaded only to find out it's volume adjusted to 200%

You have never stroked to vaporeon?

Don't steal music.

LLOYD

Just some dude that stumbled on this place in his travels through the oceans of the net.
How are you? Who are you?

P.S. Image is what I want to do to you

Stroked it, that is

Aye?

Even stage 2 furry is too much for me to enjoy.
Stage 1 is fine.

I don't count, though, because I'm disgustingly vanilla.

I simply want to cuddle them.

oh thats okay. im okay. okay


rodeo was brilliant. do you have more at that level of quality!?

I want to cuddle Nicole
And breastfeed from her


Glad you liked it :3
Unfortunately I've not encountered any albums that hit me the same way Rodeo did, man. But you can check out his two previous albums and see if you like them too! But do NOT listen to his latest just don't

i really gotta say lloyd had one of the better voices

I'm even better live baby. What's up like that?

*blushes and runs away*

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I've learned to accept my nerdy-ass voice.

Everyone seems to like my voice.
I'm very flattered

but completionism tho...

Sleep deprived

Here's another gift

You're welcome

oops i slept all day

aw man. at least I get weed

Well I'm outtie see y'all later

yours is fine

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later lloyd

Oops I haven't slept yet.


kbye

give me a kiss so I can wake up like normal

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No

Especially George

He converted to Latvian Orthodox, though.

He still has the reptilian gene

is that even a thing

oh you

It IS.

you mean industrious intelligent warmhearted

Lol what? Have u never watched it

i have watched it just dont appreciate antisemitism!

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There is literally nothing wrong with being Jewish.

She already went to bed.

You mean besides the part where you should be gassed?

usa israel japan south korea only countries that matter prove me wrong protip you cant

oh

What language are you speaking :^)

I remember Neru was the first person here who I talked about anti-jew things with. I told her about the Lavon Affair and the USS Liberty incident


When u say things like what u did it seems like you're being sarcastic and actually supporting anti-semitism

how goes jojo


american!

We should play Grindea.

english is best language but its origin means nothing to me! and you guys pronounce everything wrong anyway


maybe but im not being sarcastic

why even live?

It's okay to just admit u hate jews

either you misunderstand the characters or you misunderstand true jews

usa is trash
go mapleland

Better just end it all right.

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You're not dumb enough for me to take that serious :3


Can I play archer?

Idk, I don't even have it, I was just being dumbs.

It looks fun.

JERRY: So you like her?
GEORGE: I think so.
JERRY: You don't know?
GEORGE: I can't tell anymore.
JERRY: Well do you feel anything?
GEORGE: Feel? What's that?

George is a PYSOCHPATCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

At least I still have you

Do I have to buy it for both of us?

theres no reason buttfuck fairy worse version of usa should even exist


thats okay whites are about same quality


maybe jews outside of israel arent true jews but i havent looked into it but thats another way

i am super dumb subby
that's my main character trait
big dum dum

usa is fat and full of pigs

That is something you know I won't ask.

Who knew putting an R&B instrumental with autisticly fast anime lyrics could go so well together

shut the fuck up and salute the flag commie

ALSO HOW DO YOU HAVE ENOUGH TO OFFER TO BUY TWO COPIES OF A GAME BUT NOT TO BUY ME A PIZZA WTF!?

He's obviously asking for nudes in return for the game

Take the hint Rin


Thank god I'm Guatemalan :^)

the flag is fine
majority of the people arent

takes all kinds in usa

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WE ARE THE FLAG

I'm saving myself for Test.


oh okay

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what up

a what?
wattamelon?


shut up
stop tarnishing the flag that represents soldiers that fought hard to give pigs and furries like you freedom

got an exam in 7 hours
what do

then again i rly appreciate japanese sense of style but thats just personal taste not objective like everything else ive said

i cum on the flag daily to pay tribute to those brave men

they all look the same

thats not very nice to say

Oh shit is that Mandy?


Wow how rude

We were supposed to get some sushi then go out for drinks and end the night with a french kiss


Yeah, a Watermelon
Cause Im sweet as fuck


Study you nigger

Take it up with my manager.

i have all day
just can't fall asleep

Just fap till you're exhausted and pass out

you fucked that guy yeah?

aaaa i love you
you dont have to respond if you dont want

put it out of its misery and burn it

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Alright, I need a new drawing.
I've done all I can to this one.
Someone, ANYONE.

thats terrorist talk

draw fishdog

I'm not in a furry mood ^^'

its the only way to put it down


show me some fishdogs that you fap to

Just follow my moves and sneak around

HE'S A GIRL, LOODZ

No but yeah, that was the Remi trap at AX last year
We didn't fuck either, he just gave me the good ol succ

lol don't tell anyone but while Grim was jacked up on Coke at the Westin pool deck party that nigga wanted to "meet him" so badly but sadly he had taken off earlier that day

Ironically that was Ghosties gf at the time and I didn't even know lmao

They don't have fur.

I don't fap to fishdog.

Soto~ What should I draw?

A furry could be a fuckin' shark with legs and arms man.

There is a wide spectrum.

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You are useless to me.

snek around

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A pretty pair of tits


Grim wanted to meet him, or the other way around?

Draw me a cute girl ^^


Sho ga nai


Grim wanted to meet him
He probs wanted the good ol succ too lol

Sticking things up my ass. You?

post fish dog lewds

got bored with setting up a ground base in kerbal. iunno what to do now

how is the butt play

I don't knw if I can draw boobs ;~;

Oh gosh, I mean. ;^; I'll try

I don't have any.

lmao

You should destroy it.

And meh, it goes.

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i dont get it

is he gay or a potential murderer

maybe

send pics

post squishy fish dog tease

That is a lie


HUE, how is he while on coke? I kinda imagine him to be someone you can safely leave alone for a while for him to have his own fun and find him later at the same spot


Look in the mirror, draw what you see
Applies for either Soto or my request

Do it.

And pics of what?

What do you mean squishy?

your butt

I have never met a trap irl, I wanted to meet matt :c

My butt isn't attractive.

:\

I wouldn't even know how to do that.

the vapes that look shiny and squoshy
like this

to be fair id imagine coke makes you want to put your dick in any wet hole that's near you
i know molly does

how so

wOW, NOW i NEED TO EDIT THIS WITH A COKE RESIDUE ON NOSE

Like this?

Plz don't mad and murder me when canada trip.

hehe yush

I don't have them sorted by squishiness so that's a pain.

Like, how I would take that picture.

I wont, pinky promise

with your phone

its okay you dont have to ill just fap to normal 2d loli femdom reverse rape

im not going till 2020 or something

canada trip?

A simple one like this :3


To be fair though if you hung out with me at AX you'd be doing coke and want to fuck traps too


He's kinda the same, a bit more aggressive or how should I put it like talkative or whatever

But then again almost everyone gets more aggressive when they do coke, its just natural


Matthew is posting pics from his trip from glorious nippon and he looks so much more like a girl now

I feel kinda bad for him cause I asked him how it felt being a trap at jap and he said people would give him weird faces, and when he went into an onsen some older men left the bath cause he entered cause he's a trap

I guess the nips dont like ladyboys or the gays
Poor lil matt


Ding ding ding

It does

I #realtalked ene and I was enjoying the music VERY much

thats p much it

you have to remember a coke high is very quick

like 30mins

so by the time I was @ the westin I was coming down lol

good
do not fap to fishdog.

ye I wanna meet some of the canada people

like menma, wishy, nimf and rin

what is he even doing there?

Holla Forums would you fuck this girl?

even tho its a guy yes

Positionwise.

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How tall

Sure.

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thats
not
FUNNY!!!!

at this point off yourself

Asians are best race for fugg
ngl

how would you know

aren't you a wizard

Hence the term 'cokehead' i guess


I'm not planning on ever doing any coke but good to know I suppose


He does that quite commonly

Playing stuff can't alt-tab ;;

for fug? depends on your opinion
for relationship? no
a lot of asian chicks are insane and not in a good way

No friendo.

subtle is such a cool bf i wish i were gay


tfw no manson girl gf :

Vacation

Im pretty jelly


lol youre such a fucking faggot kef


:^^^^^)


lol you're so fucking gay Subtle

but he's like a few inches shorter than me, so like 5'6 or 5'7?


Good tastes Mandy


:^)


Yeah man, you just bully a bit more without noticing

it's way overrated tbh

shit like ketamine meth and heroin will get ya though


there are still a bunch of super traditional family oriented asians, even today
best kinda girl to marry


ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT

TULPAS DO NOT COUNT

I know, and it's rood!


Super rood.

How I've never done anything w/ a guy

figure it out

needs more alliteration

I have yet to fug an asian.

asian lesbians that would be with trans girls are rarer than fucking anything ever

how long is it tho

stop this meme

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I try.


What would I get in return?

i dont see the meme???????

snek gf when thio

hyper traditional family values are fucking gay and irritating
why would i want some controlling ass family breathing down my neck
worst kind of girl to marry

I do that when drinking
Can't imagine with coke


Not gonna do any of all that shit, life too good to take chances ruining it with such stupidity

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have you done things with girls?

When genetic modification, snakes are gonna be worst waifus.

Im going to shell out for become vampire grill

such a fool!

iunno

Do I count?
My butt's still sore.

But you clearly wanna fuck a guy


What is your name anyways?


He's uncircumcised and has a small pee pee

I honestly think he's taking hrt
If that actually makes it smaller


It's great fam

You have all the self confidence in the world

suck me both ways


what did she do to you

something doxxable so i wont share it for now

Drinking with my brothers n daddy
Whooo!

His name is Lielie.


No.


That much is obvious.

Well? I am not sure I can help then.

oh m ygod soto you're so gay

alright sorry

Which guy

That was cheesy omg

Well now I feel bad...

Kind of proud of Soto. He has come to terms with his faggotry well.
Proud of you.

would you suck my blood tho? im o-type

well the family wouldnt be controlling you if you were the head of the family, right?

each to their own


how do you even know this

sotopls


he's let us known hes been bi for at least 2 years now

nah dont be im just being weird

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No you fucking nigger, what do you prefer to get called?


If it's cute I'd fuck it

tbh fam this guy is better at looking like a cute girl than you

fkn rekt


Matthew

or maybe Rin


I pray the gay away erryday


BOI

I GOT SOME NEWS FOR YOU GRIM

I have seen him naked before :^)

That asian girl he asked if we'd fuck was a guy.


Probably not.
Plus genetic mod isn't a thing yet so I don't have vampire tastes to know what I like.

I think you need to change religion. I don't think its working out.

This is another "traps aren't gay" convo and I cba to reply to that


I know

same
it's refreshing to see someone not go I'M NOT GAY GUYS
but still want to fuck traps
like, really bro? you're at least 30% homo

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Just making sure.

How are your games coming?

girls are gros

idc up to your discretion


what if I told you im aids free and the blood has probably been to my penis at some point

UHOH

Shit

Shrimp and cilantro make an excellent combo

I know right?
Can't run from the gay... Unless you are Tom Cruise.

That second part is something I will try to be willfully ignorant towards, please ky.


Clearly we both need to get Grindea and switch to that instead. :^)

It's an RPG, what's the worst that could happen?

Still might though.

lmao but nah, I've come to terms and accept my faggotry
Besides traps do give great head

worth.


I honk'd him if ykwim


Dude why are you in such denial, you clearly like traps
see

IM TIGHT AS FUCK

I'd assume you already did in 2015

"im tight as fuck" -grim

up to you

stop being so tsun riririn

I'll stick to what I know and watch you guys instead when I visit sometime


So did you end up drawing a cute girl with nice tits?

Swiggity Swooty Grim got dat tight af booty.


It's not tsun if I'm genuinely put off on an hourly basis.

I've known him since 2013 lol

We go way back

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fatty

how many nudes did this cost you

0

more nudes, fish

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see

Better be getting some slammin' trap booty


Wow, that is TMI

Tell Elma to buy me one too lol

Jesus. Fucking disgusting.

it wasn't elma

ayy


you better drink at the very least

It must suck to be that guy at a Dominoes. I wouldn't let a single pizza out the door.

gay

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Elma isn't interested in them. x'D

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it's been on quality check for 16 minutes and baking only took 13

think they had to rebake a pizza or something

:(( are those your true feelings

ever put anything up there big boy

elmas got less money than fish cuz they're changing their name and shit

sooooon

I'd throw a Hawaiian pizza in the garbage too.

They're meeting up


Yeah, we're good friends

Thanks to /jp/ and 2hu

I had to get an enema a couple of times

had 5lb poop babies

I wouldn't get so tilted that's for sure

Pineapple? On Pizza? I'd prefer another Shoah tbh.

I got all of my legal stuff done when I was 18. legaly female, on my social security too, name changed, birth certificate changed, name changed on my school records, everything

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Hm.

PINEAPPLE PIZZA IS GOOD SHUT YOUR GODDAMN MOUTHS

When did you have time to go to counseling for your horrible mental illness?

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I'm not into hypersexual underage b& literal children, sorry.


I can buy it, I just need to pay my phone bill first. ^^;

yeah it was rough

hospital toilets are solid though, they demolished that shit

literally

was recovering from an intestinal ulcer that was killing me

system's all good now though

Pineapple bacon sausage masterpizza

TELL EM

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pineapple on pizza is like ketchup on nipples marshmallows

I saw a pineapple pizza at 7/11 yesterday, though I went with the tested and proven pepperoni anyway.

I knew you had good taste kissy.

Pineapple on pizza is like cum on tummies.
It's kinda weird, and feels like a waste, but it can be okay sometimes.

You and Neru ruined ketchup for me.

naturally. Gonna outdrink Soto and all

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pineapple pizza is dumb
you heard this from a hawaiian


i didnt mean your stance on attraction. I can be more than just supreme sex demon.

Ketchup wasn't good to start with.
It's like bad bbq sauce.

Subtle is still in denial

2sugary

I'm off to be slaughtered in 6 hours
Nananini

ya generally girls r cuter than me im p plain

also updated scoots 10/10 comic for that story

I mean, I like pineapple... But preferably not on pizza.

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the coke should be on the trap ya doofus

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aww I want pizza too

You don't deserve pizza.

This it a world class effort, top meme

i like cum but preferably not on pizza


look
i work with what i'm given
give me a break damnit you have like a kg of cocaine in that comic jfc

But... How else are ya meant to get yo proteins

i also finished a drawing again finally

With a B R O J O B like a R E A L B R O

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Draw me some Aurelion Sol pornography.

It is for a friend.

do NOT do that
Draw me vampire lolis.

i wouldnt have sex with it but its still good

why is fishdog missing a pussy

commission her!!!!1111

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I'd commission arts from mommy if I felt like I had money for that.

they are NOT for sexual

but how they reproduce anatomy

pls gib commission i am broke and want tendies

also i made a 4k wallpaper version

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The only acceptable topping on pizza is Supreme

Poppy is for sexual.

HA HA! GOOD ONE

so about that eso thing...

How long til that?
I could buy it and you pay me back


Fuck off

pizza and vodka yum yum!

They hang out in the daycare and randomly eggs are found.
This is the actual explanation.

Absolutely disgusting.

5 bucks wont kill ya
she draws acceptable stuff


she looks like this one miku cosplayer I met with but with a huge forehead

What are rate?


I can do it right now, honestly.

I also have to run by the bank sometime and make a deposit, I have more at hand right now than I usually care to.

Just admit youre gay already, jeez

did you tip the driver

not my card, I couldn't

Are you fucking me right now?

you understand you can give a cash tip, right.


5 bucks for something like this

lmao nice meme grim

No wonder you're fat as shit

i had none

That makes way more sense.

cheap piece of shit lol
my family is the same
they dont understand these poor drivers pay out of pocket for gas

what a disgrace

it depend what you want
message me for rate


i actually did more than 5$ worth there as a gift
i also generally keep what people pay private


look at the bag nigger

but if its your birthday she may draw you something like this

Though tomorrow I really wanted to get srs with my studying. Maybe hold off for a bit, sorry ;;

it's like you have morals or something.
loser

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Not all of us are poor like you Rin


I only tip at restaurants or some bars

fuck fast food tipping

drivers nowadays get paid like 20 bucks an hour though

oh? I didn't even realize until now

thank you!

why?
is it a quality thing


just noticed

they get paid $11 here

I'll be sure to hit you up sometime when I'm looking for arts.


She did me a doodle for free a while back and I hads a happy.


It's perfectly fine.
That's entirely why I didn't yet.

new

I want to pat that snek on the head and hold her hand and then kiss her and marry her and impregnate her and raise snek babies with her in a cottage out by the sea

Holy fuck, it's like that meme is seeing straight into my soul

yeah