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Good heavens look at the time

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9:30pm

almost my bed time

It's time for the Netherlands' levees to explode.

right i see. i was wondering if you were into it and i could possibly procure some recs since i've listened to so little.

Poppy

im a v self-interested fellow u see

just killed paarl

HEEEL YEEEE

whats my kaz and blue hair cheek rub

You gonna meet another poster or visit family or something?

One of my close irl friends fucking adores her
and will fight me if I say shes trash

I always call her trash though lmao

Ooh ooh thats a good one too!
Say that while I cum inside you fam

I'll be visiting Snuffles and his man.
I lived with them when I was living in Alabama and they are family at this point.

sweetest sweetest

I woek up inside hard

WAIT

kyle i forgot to mention i picked out my college

Holy shit dude that's great
Be sure to take lots of pics too, its always nice to have pics saved as memories

How far is the drive?

Maybe because you were like 15 when you liked her

Blue haired anime chick?
Man that's too vague
Gimme more details

Are you talking about rem?

13 hours.

Kaz is my waifu, too

no it's not rem
she has rly light blue hair and i think some kind of animal ear thing going on? in the gif the dudes right hand comes in and slides down her cheek it's the cutest i'm 100% sure youve seen it

nigger killer miller

i will destroy you

the boi who cried Wait

actually though now that i think about it there might be a dude in this manga i want to capture for you tak

The plant fairy who cried bed and went to read book instead.

OH I KNOW WHICH ONE YOURE TALKING ABOUT

THE HEADPAT GIF

lemme try to find it

jfc man
Are you gonna drive or take a train?
Lets hope your car could make it

ty!

Ihave not heard that one before

I kinda wanna play more TF2
But it runs like shit on this laptop

Oh the struggles.

Kazuhira 'Killing Spree in the KFC' Miller

who ya talking about?

Drive as I always do.

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I might tell it to you some day if you are good.

Oh?

gonna take a train everyday

picture related

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Accurate representation

he's apparently a real ladies man tho

i think i was 14 but that sounds about right

tfw fanfic has not updated for more than a month ;;

Like a subway?

Got something to say, cowboy?

I cant find it fam

yeah maybe ill get lucky and a black thug will mount me

nice head pat

Not really.

rest in peace, waifu no. 5
thanks anyway

I am too brother, I tell ya hwat

Nice megumin

I have no words for this.

So what has you here?

a good luck would be cool

oh kaz is also a video game dude phew...

not sure

Vicious, Earth-shaking boredom.

yeah man
the one
the only

Kazuhira "If you hire any blacks I'm sending them back" Miller, the authority on killing minorities.

Do you want to get mounted?

Sorry to say but not many people here are worth engaging.

i want a lot of things

I know.

I too much chocolate milk too fast that was bad idea

this one?

Well, I guess you have me.

what a guy

here's an artist's representation of their memory of the gif

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hmmm do I have that one?

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I think I know which one you're talking about

Cato might have it

short blue hair

cat ears

im trying here

in my pic is p close to the hair color i think

id imagine so

yes

Im just gonna post webms and try to see if it is one of them

I cant see what they are
All I see are VLC cones

It was either cato or mordin

This is true. 'Bout the long and short of it.

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ooh thats an old one

that is her!

mission accomplished

does this mean snowdown map is kill

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Though it is nice to see an old face.
A small respite from the mundane.

ty friends for reuniting me w my waifu!

Congrat Ikt you did it

gnight

remember to study and sit in the front of the classroom moogs

Man I almost forgot about all these webms

They were just saved away in a folder I fogot how to get to

Weird thing to enjoy.

goodnight mysterious user

Good deed for the week.

Bye.

Megumin is still trash tho

You're fun to abuse.
The kids here just aren't fun.

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It is what I deserve, after all.

All you'll get.

im p sure tokai used to post her but im gonna make a folder anyway lol
possiblyu

updated waifu list

my kaz (obvsly)
ao nanami
stocking
bikko
koume
shimakaze
blood-chan
mai from popotan

all these pretentious 60s 70s and 80s bands

Nero prefers wrap music.

Neru*

I'm too buzzed for this shit.

( Nezumi )

Hey Luka have you found a job yet?

once upon a time I was informed by a person of interest that I was going to be revolutionized by the cosmos

NAME NAMES

making meth jesse?

...sigh.

all the discord are soo quiet

u_u

Soto can't make meth.
His mom showed him how to melt sugar on a pan because he want's to play pretend after watching Breaking Bad.

nowanna
queen
beatles is okai
led zeppelin
metalicca

probably others I forgot

I kind of missed any real exposure to 80 and 90's bands growing up.
I was more exposed to 40 and 50's.

',:-\

rolling stones is pretty pretent too

sorryy

That was like my old job like back in 2013 - 2014

Though I would just do inventory of Chemicals for some company, input numbers, etc.

Good times though
Kinda dangerous too but I never got hurt/burned thankfully

I can't make meth but I can snort it ^W^

Jesus.
Also careful around that shit.
God bless I've never had to deal with many chemicals directly, but I have had molten aluminum splash on me once.

The Strokes, The Smiths, The Beatles, and The Ramones are pretty shit tbh

Are you saying they are bad because they are pretentious or just that they are pretentious?

ium

no i mean i just dont see how they are pretentious

The Police were pretty good.

maybe pretentious is enough the first time around
or overrated

Ihave not thought that far either

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Thankfully I haven't touched Meth in like 2 years now and don't plan to after the really bad experience I had last time

Some dude who worked with me tripped and one of the containers he had popped open and got on his leg and he got some nasty 2nd degree burns and was out of work for a while and on workers comp

No thanks I already have enough viruses

You wound me. At least we both enjoy trashy pop songs.

atleast you guise have thumbnails this filechooser is trash

How much have you laid off when it comes to alcohol and drugs?

;)
smiths > beatles > metallica > led zeppelin > hot garbage > strokes > queen > police > ramones

Pft

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Lel lel i troll u

*Smug anime girl*

Honestly I never liked any of those bands, never really was into rock I guess

A hell of a lot man
I was gonna end up dead if I kept at how I was going
I had a bad scare like early 2015, friends found me on the floor unresponsive in a pile of puke and like didnt wake up for at least 4 hrs. They said my breathing was all fucked up and my heartrate was like high as shit, I dont remember anything I just remember waking up feeling like shit and seeing all my friends in my room and I was liek "Oh shit whats up guys" then they explained what happened

It was spooky dude.

get a better computer you norwigger

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I am glad you have gotten off most of it at least.

not liking rock music actually p cool imo

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the dab was a thing at that time?

Usain bolt pose.

I hate that whenevr I go to bed at a normal time like midnight or 11 p.m I only get like 1 to 3 hours of sleep

is it because you go to bed 2 early

Now its just a couple of beers with friends, I do still smoke weed and a couple of cigarettes though

Really?

I was just a fucking nerd and didnt listen to any music at that time
Just watched anime and listened to weeb music

I didnt become a normie until like 2012

Nah, I was just doing it cause the buff white guy whos always flexing in FMA did it so like I would do it for the giggles
youtu.be/dd1V816mVdU?t=50
The OP was lit too

Then it became popular now and Im like Oh wow
But the dab is different tho, face goes facing down by where your elbow is

If youve ever taken a dab you'd understand
shit is crucial nigga

im not a cool kid and I wasnt in check with the social statuses so ive never dabbed

at `11 I have a dentist appointment and I'm hoping my guitar comes in the mail tomorrow
I just want it to be 10 hours later already

That's not bad at all.

READY STEADY CANT HOLD ME BACK

READY STEADY GIVE ME GOOD LUCK

Found a picture of our Site admin the other day

Yeah Im a pretty tame guy now

Sometimes all you need to change is a near death experience lmao

I bruised my body to shit the other day when I went sledding

pics or stfu

basically how they look after a night w /me

read a book in bed or something

God bless Test for getting me past mine.

Lol fag

its so dark

That flag on your post nulls all your opinions.

Thats a pretty cool story you got there old buddy old pal

THE LAST TIME I SAW A BRIT GET BTFO THIS HARD BY AN AMERICAN WE HAD 13 COLONIES AND DUMPED THAT SHIP FULL OF SHITTY TEA

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Who is "we"?

They're not so visible now but they're still sore
Unless you want a shitty out of focus phone picture of a yellow splotch on my knees

I could be down for that

-lifts your eyepatch-

Dabbing is so much fun

The FBI and NASA are trying to ban dabbing because of how easy it is to go to space
It is making spaceships obsolete tbh

What a nice guy

how far do you guys live anyways?

Sure why not

all AMERICANS are vicariously related in a glorious spirit of unity and patriotism
unseen, unheard of before

I ain't your buddy.

Like 6 hours or something?

id rather do the thc dab before i do the stupid pose

-underneath, the stench of death quickly fills your nostrils. out of the corner of your eye crawls, from the corner of MY eye, a seemingly endless pile or writhing, putrid maggots, where what would have been an eye once was.-

Because there was no such thing as the usa at the time you were speaking. It is incorrect form. You ought to gave been saying felliw British subjects. Guess what. You just got iwned bard. Sit the fuck down.

That was a joke I'm not posting a picture of my legs without shaving first

I just did some dabs yesterday
100 100 100 100 B

D'aaaw dont be like that hun

idk these terms i dont smoke the ganj

gimme kiss

Are girls actually made of frosting cake or is this game lying to me?

THATS WHAT I WAS SAYING

JESUS

Get your hairy manly legs out of here fam

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Wow, thats gay. Im a heterosexual man

AHAHAHAHA

is that the emote thats associated with weeds and lit?

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It's winter and I ain't got time for that shit

im confused

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you stick shit in frosting cake
get it really hot and then steal a lick or two sometimes with or without the finger

close enough for me

You're all faggots

did you movev to glorious nipponshi?

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lol at least I aint australian lmao

Glorious nippon steel, folded over 1,000 times.

Oh shit, had a proxy on for vidogam reasons.
Hold on

So are you

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Ugly.

love ya perfume what is that stench of death?

I'm trying to finish the interpersonal relations bitch on Yume Miru Kusuri cause I heard you do coke and choke the bitch and accidentally fall off the railing with her

There is no evidence of this

Clearly I'm a nip can't you READ the thing

Wow, thats fucking rude. Ever consider thinking before you speak/post?

Waka waka

me on the left u on the right

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Thats no moon

please keep calling me faggot its hot

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fucking straights get out

You wouldn't be here if you weren't a faggot

Tbh was kinda let down by most of the hentai releases this year

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This except it's neru's character

You heard cocaine and murder suicide and thought shit I need get IN on this?

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idk what you mean by hentai releases but i thought the little succubus doujin was pretty good

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huh?
u mean this little fella?

Bitch don't you know who I am?

videos not doujins you nigger

I unironically like Neru

i get super triggered by that new art style coming out with the like

weird camera angles where it just randomly pans in and out and out of focus like Imouto paradise has

ive been memed by this doujin before and no not that one

hentai videos are always shit
they dont get funded enough to animate well or good sounds

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There's so much out there it seems silly.
We could go years without shit and there'd still be fresh new experiences to fap to again and again just in the endless backlog of doujins.

Well, sure, but that makes you a faggot too!

It still deserves pointing out.

Night.

i like neru

that's not true theres great hentai out there

my favorite one is about these two silver haired maids that live on a rahccn that i forget the name of

but I mean Discipline a record of crsuade is classicc and the english dub of bible black is a comedy but still bretty sexy
theres proffessor pain which in the english dub acctually has the pharaoh from yiu gi oh in iit
or like

the one about the invisible guy who goes around raping everyone or like

i ont like doujins as much because you have to turn the pages uwu

I used to hate Neru.

ara ara

Yeah dude its pretty shit

I hope Kyounyuu Reijou MC Gakuen is good
It looks nice

Doujins get boring after a while
So I watch videos or play VNs

May I also point out Teto is shit

Is neru even a person who's around at the moment?
I recognize the name from like a century ago but is it a current poster?

Ciao

I love neru

they post yumekui merry donut girl

smokin' meth and suckin' dicks

Oh you meant like actual hentai anime. I don't even know where to keep up with or find that shit. Like I can use nyaa or animebytes to download it just fine but /finding/ shit to download is hard.

I agree, but she works as an avatar and I have it and fuck I need a new avatar so badly

That is the character I remember them posting like a billion years ago vaguely, I think? But nobody's been posting that since my arrival here.

yus

OK

Neru likes pastries and brushing his teeth and saying nana when he goes to bed

Neru is brain damaged

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With the way he plays leeg I'd believe it lmao

Neru is cute

Back to glorious straya

I want to smoke anime weed with a cute anime girl

Where would you run into the student council president anyways?

I think Cafeteria would work, but who knows she might be a rebel. She does smoke cigarettes so theres that

yes

only social outcast LOSERS go and hang out on the ROOF

Same.

I know right 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 b-buffs 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

I'm cute and anime and pretty much a girl

uu like weed?

FUCK I GOT STUCK WITH THE BULLY VICTIM

God damn it

LOL THAT FUCKING IMAGE

Iunno
Haven't had much before

damn now you get to show that bitch a real bully

why not coke with a furry?

damn....nice...
I like wm lightweight ;o

????????

pleb

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would uu smoke her?
>

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Where's the carb on that thing?

That isn't what I meant you god daemn FAGGOT

But I mean probably.

this image was the first experience I ever had with any traps
so it still holds a speccial place in my heart

introducing the new Anal Honeycomb percolator, with 8 different chambers, scientifically diffused downstem, and the new Ice Catch (tm)

i've been told to ban jews

Boners are gross

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kek

But I mean like
Sucking guys dicks > sucking girls dicks
Put it on a guy

guy
girl
whats the difference really

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bard holds a special place in my heart

it's clogged with love

take me to a hospital please god

she look pretty

Where is squash, I am almost done with his drawing

my boy

This was actually about you lol
Idk why

He has retired for the night.

Why doyou keep trying to kill the ninja turtles?

He went nanana

The girl being the one taking the cock is hotter.
Doubly so if they have a dick themselves.

Come on son this is like faggotry 101

muh'bard

but ucan do same thing with boy ???

Lol, whats the charge?

Did you guys here about the chris brown soulja boy fight?

Chris brown hired Mike Tyson t be his trainer

Where did you get that picture of me? Also reasons

no clue lmaoa

Have you guys seen the new hot trap of this season?

Can't wait for the doujins fam

soulja boy is a broke ass bitch who keeps using fake money and can't even get hoes on snapchat with broken phones to date him
that nigga got jumped when he was livestreaming like a week ago
he playin

hes gonna be the new rihanna

bebop

i have a present for you

do you think his age may have an impact on how well he can teach

no offense to him but his prime was 25-30 years ago

how the fuck do you get jumped in your own house

shoot

;-; but I wanted to show him this

What a fkn cunt

traps =/= real guys

oh?

i heard he's already trying to say it was all a joke and chris brown is just trying to get more publicity from it
like nah bro youre goin down

he was walking around the street livestreaming from his phone lmao flashing his gold chain and shit

Probably International Jewry and...

...bolshevism

>>>/steam/

He'll be on later. Looks good.

what is he, fucking retarded?

If, according to Kanye West, one good girl is worth a thousand bitches, and if, according to Lil Wayne, bitches come a dime a dozen, does that mean one good girl is worth $8.33? In Thailand, $8.33 is abut 275 Baht. 275 Baht will get you a skanky hooker in a Thai brothel. If you want a really good hooker, it'll cost you at least 2000 Baht, or about $61.00. So in Thailand a good woman is worth $61.00 or $732 a dozen.Yes. However to further this, according to 2Pac Mo' Money= Mo' Bitches
If you divide out Mo', you will see that money=bitches
Therefore, 1000 moneys= one good girl.
To extrapolate further, diving with respect to "money" yields 1 money = $0.00833 This changes everything, because money isn't worth hardly anything.
True. A linear relationship between money and bitches means the equation relating money to bitches is in the form of y=ax+b, where x is money and y is bitches. Consulting the Lil Wayne theorem, if 12 bitches is worth $0.10, then one bitch is $0.0083. Therefore we know that the equation 1=a(.0083)+b must hold true and so must 12=a(.1)+b. To find the equation relating money to bitches must have "a" and "b" values which satisfy the two previous equations. Since "Mo'" implies a positive linear relation, we know "a" must be positive. I have done the math for you and found that a=119.96 and b=.0043. So, (Bitches)=119.96(Money) + .0043. To find the number of good girls you get from an amount of money, simply divide the number of bitches by 1000 (because of the Kanye West Theorem).
No but biggie said mo' money= mo' problems so money=problems and since mo' money mo' bitches, we can see that bitches=problems
Well one must first consult the "50 Cent Law": "Mo' Money, Mo' Problems". Here we see that the amount of money is proportionate to the number of problems. Then one must factor one of the basic rules of the "The Carter Theorem" : "I got 99 problem but a bitch ain't one". Here we see that without a "bitch" the average person will have exactly 99 problems.
Therefore the formula must be applied:
(current amount of money) (8.33) / ln[(Problems100-1 ) * (current amount of money)]bitches = worth of bitch
Unfortunately this formula only tells us the value "a bitch" which as we know is only worth one monies
Therefore you must apply
[(worth of bitch) * (problems) * (money-8.33)] + 1 / 1000 = The value of a good girl
Hope this helps

Where is the Aurelion Sol pornography?

too tired to do words that arent burned into my head. seeing jewry makes me think jewelry though

:v

yep. its happened like 3 times in the past 4months too. like he never thinks to not show off his wealth in public without homies to back him up
always was a rip off of chris brown too now that i think about it

I wnat to see him get literally eaten alive by the bitchbeater

wellll I feel like it definateley might
but at least he wont be the one out there fighting
chris brown is still pretty young, and Mike tyson had almost an entire life worth of fighting experience under his belt

having mike tyson train you is still better tha having nobody train yyou like soulja boi is definately going to have

Man thisbitch fucking blackmailing me with my browsing history

Yeah. No.
That's not how math works.
2pac was merely stating that the derivative of Money in terms of Bitches is strictly positive. More-over, he skipped a lot of steps in his proof and never formally published the full version. I bet you believed Fermat's margins really were too small as well, right?
Imperial bitches is actually a unit of weight. An imperial bitch is ~111.1111111112 pounds.
Theres one fundamental law of math that Lil'Wayne forgot to include in his calculations. We have to follow the law of "bitches ain't shit" theorized by doctor dre himself.
With that principal included we can work out that if bitches aint shit, and a good girl is worth 1,000 bitches, a good girl is still not worth shit.
You're forgetting that Jay-Z published his paper on the "Money Ain't A Thang" theory. Therefore if bitches aren't worth shit then bitches aren't money and so therefore they ARE, in fact, a "Thang".
Is that the transitive property of bitches?
Is it possible that for every bitch, there is an equal and opposite good girl? That doesn't make sense though because kanye said a good girl is worth one thousand bitches. The economics don't make sense.
Newton or kanye is wrong. They cannot both apply their laws to bitches
I think the important part here is, are we assuming that there is 1 good girl for every 1000 bitches. This is a very scary thought. 1/1000 females is a good girl and the other 999 are bitches.
To me this would make my $8.33 a very good investment. I paid at least $3000 for my wife's wedding ring. Could I have bought 360 good girls in stead of 1 good girl? B/c I can't help but feel like I have overpaid for my good girl according to the genius of Kanye West and Little Weezy F. Baby. Don't get me wrong, I love my good girl wife, but I feel duped knowing she may have only been worth 8 bucks instead of 3000
It actually depends on they type of women. If it is a bakers daughter it is less since the sample size is actually larger I.E. a bakers dozen (13) so:
(.10/13)x1000=$7.69 ...0r $9.69 Canadian (not counting the maple syrup)
How much candy you can buy for $8.33?
We can conclude that 1 bitch is worth approximately 0.83c, but since bitches are of negative value it's actually -0.83c. This means that in order to get the correct positive value of a good girl there needs to be an exponential factor involved here.
In order to evaluate the amount of good girls needed to offset the bitches you use the simple formula -0.0083B2 = G. This intuitively makes sense when you think about how the more bitches you have around you the exponentially higher value even a single good girl has. So when B=1000 we get:
G = -0.0083(1000)2 = $68.89
Interestingly enough, if the entire female population of the US, let's say 150 million for simplicity, were bitches, the worth of one good girl would then be $1,550,025,000,000 which is just over the total USD currently in circulation.

Topkek
Topshekel

Just post it yourself and say "your move..."

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this is fucking supreme

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sent ;)

what have you even been browsing worth blackmailing you on

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I'd still say Mike Tyson makes for a better than average trainer

Good call scoots

not a bad collection
if I do say so myself

I'd like to be trained by bike tyson kun'
r maybe rampage jackson nyan

Oh you funna learn today bitch

go get your pink hoodie and matching sweatpants

it is time

gonna go lay down and die

I want to get drunk and fucked ight in the pussy

rip. anyways goodnight

I just wanna dick some cosplayers

why not ewok?

Wh-what if i was a girl uwu

It's pretty great tbh

There are some greasy weeb chicks out there who are pretty easy tbh fam

is this a fetish or just a one time thing

tsumino.com/Book/Info/25224/1/tiny-evil this succubus one

Time Stop Man or whatever

Its a pretty lit doujin

is that a Russel work?
also i think it has a few episodses

thanks

im pretty sure its not
the art style is slightly differnt

I'm still surprised at how much I liked that game

me >:feet: :dash: :triumph:

Rape doujin

Would you like to co star with me in a rape doujin?

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❤

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what should we watch

crunchyroll.com/konosuba-gods-blessing-on-this-wonderful-world

iCarly

you're okay with watching it in 480p while i'm watching it in 1080p?
hopefully you have ad blcok so it doesn't interrupt your stream and desynchronizes your stream from mine.

no invitan a mirar caricaturas chinas

china

i don't mind and i have it

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NEW

NEW

Remember~
i like when we are together, on the same page with things. ♥

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