Lol

Lincoln Lee
Lincoln Lee

pastebin.com/etyLX3gV

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Samuel Diaz
Samuel Diaz

Grim, I'm not reposting that.

Xavier Gutierrez
Xavier Gutierrez

I literally posted my hand just now. Can't even bullshit about that now, rip.

Christian Price
Christian Price

Sci dictating merit

Jacob Garcia
Jacob Garcia

Stop over and say hi.

Sebastian Phillips
Sebastian Phillips

unstoppable——force of nature:

today's yuri release guy

tp

Carter Russell
Carter Russell

salty that sabrina doesn't suck his dick
salty that me and cupcake dont take his terrorist bs

Parker Baker
Parker Baker

You know how mechanics hands are always blackened around the nails from oil?
Like that but with curry was the image of "curry digits".

Carson Garcia
Carson Garcia

unstoppable——force of nature:
today's yuri release guy

Parker Gonzalez
Parker Gonzalez

I never thought to seriously get her address, we just kind of casually chatted so I have an idea of how far I'd be travelling.

Brayden Wilson
Brayden Wilson

I would have to eat a lot of curry.

Personally, I hate getting it on my hands, if it's really spicy, it makes them uncomfortably warm. So sometimes I just use a spoon.

Fair enough.
She's on discord

Xavier Lopez
Xavier Lopez

Curry digits?

Bentley Anderson
Bentley Anderson

Literally why did you make that sci
Do you think your opinion matters?
Fucking potato

Lincoln Collins
Lincoln Collins

Curried digits

Leo Adams
Leo Adams

Literally why did you make that scoot
Do you think your opinion matters?
Fucking potato

Zachary Sanders
Zachary Sanders

Literally why did you make that ban
Do you think your opinion matters?
Fucking potato

Jose Myers
Jose Myers

I've prepared various chutneys and pickled stuff with peppers ranging from habanero to higher on the scoville.
It's never bothered me.

Andrew Collins
Andrew Collins

I'd consider bothering her if I had at least my G2.

Xavier Taylor
Xavier Taylor

Mileage varies then, it seems.

You know what ive noticed though?

People who dont eat anything but indian food, their sweat tends to smell significantly more acrid. I think it's the turmeric and garlic.

Julian Wood
Julian Wood

a wha?

Eli Turner
Eli Turner

weird

it allowed a 9meg mp4

Christopher Davis
Christopher Davis

Size limit is 12MB.

Alexander Gutierrez
Alexander Gutierrez

Build the fucking wall already

Juan Martinez
Juan Martinez

Diet and how wrinkly your skin I think is what affects it most. The latter simply because even cleaned to the same level, the more your sweat gets stuck on you, the ranker it becomes.

Jose Lewis
Jose Lewis

good

Nicholas Johnson
Nicholas Johnson

Basically just the second level of the learner's licence.

You need at least that to drive alone.

William Cox
William Cox

kawaii as FUG

Alice Margatroid and Pheonix Kappashiro are THE 2hu guys on yt

If I was a nerd that had a record player, I'd get some of these on vinyl

gives me the heebie jeebies

Charles Hall
Charles Hall

Deport when

Connor Miller
Connor Miller

Ineed sleeps

Austin Russell
Austin Russell

oooh..I can imagine the sheer panic on your face if you tried learning here..it's mayhem

Jordan Kelly
Jordan Kelly

lulu putang lips quivering?

Jaxson Cox
Jaxson Cox

Make America great again

Samuel Ortiz
Samuel Ortiz

I'm not usually comfortable in cars anyway.

Eli Gomez
Eli Gomez

Sometimes I get short of breath in them. It's weird.

Xavier Wood
Xavier Wood

I know a lot of people like that.

Brayden Mitchell
Brayden Mitchell

Post angry

Camden Ross
Camden Ross

warm~

Austin Bailey
Austin Bailey

My little cousin has one
She loves the beatles

Adam Hall
Adam Hall

What ?

I feel very hipster about them.

John Martinez
John Martinez

so is this like harry potter but more moe

Joseph Campbell
Joseph Campbell

I'm actually kind of sensitive to motion sickness.

Aaron Price
Aaron Price

hey gurl do you do ow

Wyatt Parker
Wyatt Parker

never mind

Jackson King
Jackson King

He deserved it.

Adam Long
Adam Long

LWA?

Dylan Peterson
Dylan Peterson

OW keeps stalling at the last second of each match.

Aaron Miller
Aaron Miller

Yes

Oliver Howard
Oliver Howard

Did you forget to shave?

They're not even worth it. The whole encoding process - "mastering" - is way more limited to vinyl than it is to digital.

Leo Young
Leo Young

so roller coasters are a no then huh

Julian Brooks
Julian Brooks

Very good angry

Terrible angry

I do own it but I think it's pretty boring.

Anthony Clark
Anthony Clark

I did it this morning instead.

Mason Turner
Mason Turner

ok

Evan Jenkins
Evan Jenkins

Not allowed

Jace Torres
Jace Torres

Thinking of refunding it

Christopher Smith
Christopher Smith

FISSION MAILED

Gabriel Lewis
Gabriel Lewis

its all gay

Caleb Wood
Caleb Wood

willI ever consistently faceroll ksisy and mording

Ian Lopez
Ian Lopez

It gets weird.

Like, I can't ride in the car with my mom, or grandma without getting sick.
My cousin I'm fine with.

Rollercoasters, at least good ones, are fine because I'm also a bit of an adrenaline junkie, and I have that to focus on instead of the nausea.

Idk.

I'm also not good with heights but I love drop towers.

Evan Russell
Evan Russell

I saw the OVA that came out in 2013 and I have the movie on my external but I didn't see that yet. I'm not really interested enough to see the TV series I think. I dunno if I think trigger is that great.

Oliver Rodriguez
Oliver Rodriguez

OH MY GOD YOU TOO?

I was bored. There was not much to do by 2 a.m.

Thomas Reed
Thomas Reed

Glad ikt isn't playing OW
one less scrub

Hudson Richardson
Hudson Richardson

I will keep coming up with cheap tricks. I tilted kissy last night too.

Leo Perry
Leo Perry

Not if you are not sleeping properly you are not.

Samuel Taylor
Samuel Taylor

is it the difference in drivers or wha

yeah the vertigo doesn't last as much on coasters

could have taken a bath for an hour.

Bentley Wilson
Bentley Wilson

Eh, it's pennies. I've had some good hours on it so it's not money wasted.

I was kidding go ahead and do it, painfully preferably

Lucas Martinez
Lucas Martinez

I had showered already.

Justin Walker
Justin Walker

isthat why I lost

and then give up when someone builds a single helion

Ethan Bell
Ethan Bell

Too late. You already expressed your true feelings on the matter.

Brody Cox
Brody Cox

Yes goodly typed.

It's okay.

I have none! idk

Evan Gray
Evan Gray

It definitely has something to do with the driver.
Maybe also the car.

I don't get vertigo, I'm just acrophobic.

Alexander Johnson
Alexander Johnson

shaving without showering in the last 30mins

oh I thought those two were linked

Nathan Wood
Nathan Wood

Yeah, we can go with that.

Julian Jones
Julian Jones

Protoss can't make those.

Noah Martinez
Noah Martinez

Hello

your raw meat has returned.

Grayson Hall
Grayson Hall

It was a sacrifice I was willing to make until boredom got the better of me.

Henry Ortiz
Henry Ortiz

Mordin is traumatized by hellions?

Merely mimicry

Go ahead then!

Christopher Peterson
Christopher Peterson

They're bullshit and one shots all my zerglings in a CONE AOE

Jose Powell
Jose Powell

And they're much faster than all the other units so they can just run away from anything else.

Angel Wright
Angel Wright

I forgot my secret question .///.

Dominic Moore
Dominic Moore

Its okay if you don't have any hair to start with.

Caleb Jenkins
Caleb Jenkins

Funny, I was just thinking of beating the meat.

Roaches are better units anyway

Probably something LEWD

Nolan Walker
Nolan Walker

Iwillgo bed now

both zerg and terran are bussted

Jonathan Lewis
Jonathan Lewis

Eh. This feels shitty though, but well.

Christian Martin
Christian Martin

connect creep

Josiah Stewart
Josiah Stewart

Not really, just kind of musing now.

Evan Sanders
Evan Sanders

I mean, it's not like I'm not into that. Might be beating some hellions later.

William Sanchez
William Sanchez

Roaches are so boring and slow.

Landon Hernandez
Landon Hernandez

I have been up the entire night trying to rest my sleep schedule. I haven't fallen asleep, so far so good.

2 weeks is suddenly rushing into my face. I hope I do not forget anything important.

YOUR FACE, MAN.

mmh
my eyes hurt from staying up 20 hours

Liam Bennett
Liam Bennett

is it your hand

Connor Myers
Connor Myers

So go sleep, dumbass.

Andrew Ramirez
Andrew Ramirez

I have no face

No my hands are just normal guy hands

Josiah Smith
Josiah Smith

is it your cat

Jayden Morris
Jayden Morris

my version is so effed what is with this

Robert Stewart
Robert Stewart

It's not a game meant to be played alone, the few times I did I hated it.

I'm not much into SC2, just played the expansions for the story and quit.

Spread creep better!

Julian Bell
Julian Bell

Oh no, I thought you were referring to a very stale establishment of the Tales series for a second there.

Ethan Moore
Ethan Moore

I am attempting to reset my sleep schedule, thundercunt

I will sleep at 9pm earliest

what do you have

Parker Moore
Parker Moore

I thought more people played it here but all who play seem to despise me ^^'

Grayson Johnson
Grayson Johnson

Thundercunts get Thunderstruck?

Joshua Perry
Joshua Perry

I don't have a pussy !

A mound

Carter Torres
Carter Torres

thunderstruck in the butt with my foot

Ayden Wilson
Ayden Wilson

Poppy

Jeremiah Ramirez
Jeremiah Ramirez

Im pretty bad at spreading creep. games are generally pretty short in LOTV also so getting it all the way over there probably wont happen a lot of the time. They have slow fire rates also!

Nathan Nelson
Nathan Nelson

wut

Lincoln Edwards
Lincoln Edwards

Man, I need new games to get into.

Colton Jones
Colton Jones

you dont have a cat?
lucky bastard mine pisses everywhere

Alexander Sullivan
Alexander Sullivan

I would get another dog if anything.

Aiden Thompson
Aiden Thompson

my cat likes to abuse my dog
hes a total cuck

Jace Sanders
Jace Sanders

kef wishes his dick was this long

Wyatt Lewis
Wyatt Lewis

eh oh well ill just keep it there

Logan Lopez
Logan Lopez

Play rust you queer

Ryder Williams
Ryder Williams

that would be abnormally long and freaky so no

Levi Bennett
Levi Bennett

I feel like putting icecubes under my eyelids

Aiden Torres
Aiden Torres

Oh no nothing so exotic

Don't worry about that, you'd just end up in some kind of drama probably

I recall stalling games for ages with spine crawlers and queens. Is that not possible anymore?

Jeremiah Edwards
Jeremiah Edwards

just 21" right?
im genuinely curious if you thought that thing was less than a foot long somehow

Lucas Diaz
Lucas Diaz

>nOt shoving ice cubes up your ass

Gg

Robert Wood
Robert Wood

Id' rather not.

Adrian Morgan
Adrian Morgan

I remember doing this in the fur threads. Was a bonding day for some of us.

Colton Wood
Colton Wood

Dunno. you can be 200/200 pretty early so probably not.

Gabriel Baker
Gabriel Baker

you know how them photos work these dayss
mindblowing trickery isnt uncommon

Christian Jackson
Christian Jackson

Exotic is the new chic.

Alexander Green
Alexander Green

Don't do that, it'll be more painful than it's worth, and could damage your eye.

And that's not even going anywhere near the possibility for infection.

Zachary Reyes
Zachary Reyes

Eh, I got it for cheap so whatever. Did you Witcher lots?

Ian Wilson
Ian Wilson

Lmfao.
Weird

Elijah Gomez
Elijah Gomez

Eat it.

Liam Perez
Liam Perez

Limping into thread, don't need two hands to slap some shit. >:3

Jace Wright
Jace Wright

50 drones 300 zerglings?

like 15 hours so far and no end in sight. The game keeps getting bigger, even if you decide on one area you suddenly find yourself in a new place.

Ethan Hughes
Ethan Hughes

which one

Oliver Mitchell
Oliver Mitchell

eh do you really think my house would be all weird shaped just for pics like that though?

Ryan Baker
Ryan Baker

You start with 12 drones, spawning pool and natural expansion at 1 minute and tier 2 unit building at 4. It'd be faster to fill out the supply cap making roaches I think, they take up 2 for every larvae while the zerglings just take up one larvae to make two.

Lucas White
Lucas White

the cat

Anthony Green
Anthony Green

You should check out the DLC page for witcher 3 too, there is some free DLC, like extra quests and stuff.

Adrian Martinez
Adrian Martinez

That stupid fire zombie woman kept disappearing on me last time ._.

Eh, time to give it another shot.

Jace Clark
Jace Clark

no i just wanted to insert my doubts

this is tempting
but my load comes first

Jaxon Foster
Jaxon Foster

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

James Foster
James Foster

I don't know much of zerg, I usually played proboss !
And I don't think looking into DLC material is necessary atm. I've played like 17 hours and I'm only level 8

No idea who that is
I keep running into things that are way higher level than me ;_;

Jayden Ward
Jayden Ward

Have you slept or taken a shower ?

Parker Jackson
Parker Jackson

I haven't played that far yet :3

Adrian Diaz
Adrian Diaz

I think most of the free quest DLC are sort of low level velen ones. maybe they're closer to level 20, not sure.

David Robinson
David Robinson

Just build shit

dont float money

dont supply block yourself

scout

100% approved guide

Isaiah Perry
Isaiah Perry

i have not showered yet because theyre out to get me

Matthew Wilson
Matthew Wilson

Who is?

Landon Peterson
Landon Peterson

muh daddeh hasnt left for work yet

Asher Bell
Asher Bell

ty

Why does that matter ?

Owen James
Owen James

I followed this guide and I made it to KR GM in two days. 8/10 guide truly has the makings of one of the greats.

Chase Anderson
Chase Anderson

I've gotten a few tits so far. And some decent waifus too

I have to do more quests. Terribly behind on exp I think

Gavin Foster
Gavin Foster

build a bunch of stalkers

get blink

blink them back one at a time before they die

Guide number 2 100% approved

Kevin Taylor
Kevin Taylor

There's tits? brb playing

Luis Carter
Luis Carter

Bash my beaver

Parker Barnes
Parker Barnes

There are so many quests that before long, you'll be overleveled instead. that was most of my experience with the game.

Michael Lee
Michael Lee

You get to fuck a lot of chicks, and none of them seem to mind if you fuck others.

Is that why some of the quests in my log no longer displays a recommended level?

Noah Cook
Noah Cook

not even on here
just where I belong

Zachary Morris
Zachary Morris

Trying this today.

Isaiah Allen
Isaiah Allen

i'm gonna bash ur teeth in-
oh wait...

Angel Walker
Angel Walker

Why are there no cute asian girls streaming Osu! ?

I'd lick that off

Bentley Nguyen
Bentley Nguyen

build reapy

send reapy to attack rock grabbers

win

Easton Perez
Easton Perez

tfw not asian

Cameron Green
Cameron Green

hes going to make me eat and try to talk to me n stuff

Isaiah Phillips
Isaiah Phillips

I dunno what it looks like. if youre level 8 then there probably shouldn't be any that are too low. Just go for what you feel like and is the level where you can actually finish it. I skipped a lot of the treasure hunt ones and focused on story missions and witcher contracts. I would try to do the side quests in your area before moving too far with the main quest seeing as that will take you to new areas eventually.

Andrew Cooper
Andrew Cooper

i-
it's bleach alternative
please do not eat bleach alternative

Justin Mitchell
Justin Mitchell

"Get a job son." ?

Also why is he gonna make you eat ?

Kevin Young
Kevin Young

U-guuu

(((Awoos boldly at you)))

Noah Nelson
Noah Nelson

he thinks im too skinny even tho im 150lb

Isaac Perry
Isaac Perry

he has to eat all the eggs.

Dominic Richardson
Dominic Richardson

Are you actually 150 or are you in denial about starving yourself ?

Landon Hernandez
Landon Hernandez

how tall r u?

Anthony Reyes
Anthony Reyes

Build flame bike

win

Benjamin Anderson
Benjamin Anderson

im not anorexic but ill try go and stealth weigh myself now

5 11

Juan Clark
Juan Clark

that trip

:D

Connor Peterson
Connor Peterson

I will wait.

Nathan Hughes
Nathan Hughes

that smol

cup made me a lot of them i'm very happy

Logan Kelly
Logan Kelly

will the game warn me before I'm sent off to a new place? so far I've only failed one mission

My bad, reminded me of something else

Adam Evans
Adam Evans

its impossible
the scale is stupid and announces instructions whenever it activates its too loud

but they say azns are supposed to be 5 6

Oliver Perry
Oliver Perry

just post yourself and we can tell

Liam Ward
Liam Ward

Tome to stomp down your gleichschaltung on threads!!!

Cupcake did good.

How ish yo monday?

Jose Young
Jose Young

BLΛNK BΛNSΗΣΣ i trusted you...

Isaac Ward
Isaac Ward

Maybe this?

oh you're asian, thats p tall then

monday is ok
i have to go back to work in 15min

Nicholas Powell
Nicholas Powell

noh im underage

what are you a frenchie?

Jordan Wilson
Jordan Wilson

It's open world so for most part you can just move back. Velen and novigrad is on the same map so you can cross the border without noticing and some quests go back and forth. You can still fast travel at posts between the different areas, the only point of no return is at the very late game once you get into the last part of the story questline. after thats done you can go back to playing though but some quests will be unavailable. Not sure about how it is prior to that, I mostly did the side quests before the main quest ones.

Noah Collins
Noah Collins

Its not illegal to post a picture of yourself.

John Wright
John Wright

what? no
i'm italian/native

Jeremiah Richardson
Jeremiah Richardson

Aaaaaaah fun. Ive 21 hours to go... 9 down.
Back once again its the REINagade master
Gotta earn the monies... even if i will need a wheel barrow at the end of this year

Dylan Reyes
Dylan Reyes

today's gonna be a slow and boring day, I just get the feeling

Carter Reyes
Carter Reyes

Wish fish would stop feeling... and breathing tbh

Anthony Morris
Anthony Morris

No, more like something in my previous image

Mhm I'll probably end up doing sidequests most of my playthrough
It's so much better than Witcher 2

Caleb Long
Caleb Long

its illegal for me

whichever one has the baguettes and the mimes

Christopher King
Christopher King

it's up to you if you're going to be productive or not

Hudson Wright
Hudson Wright

Yeah witcher 2 was mediocre to bad. And the first boss fight was like nails on a chalkboard. It works so much better when it's properly open world like this.

David Parker
David Parker

give me money so i can buy a cotton candy machine for the kids

oh okay.
i guess it's the same colour yeah

Je ne suis pas un français

Owen Cox
Owen Cox

If you say so.

Jordan Ward
Jordan Ward

I mean the only thing I've really got to do around the house that's productive right now is working on removing the popcorn ceiling from my room but my arms are sore as shit from working on it yesterday and I drank a lot last night

Bentley Russell
Bentley Russell

But... kids are evil midgets... which jerb is it?

Ethan Campbell
Ethan Campbell

one word

why

Hudson Cox
Hudson Cox

same as always scoots
i work at the same place
it's just nice to have some equiptment because everything needs to be replaced at the centre

Aaron Turner
Aaron Turner

wakarimasen

do you think he will notice if i bolt past him into the bathroom

Joseph Ortiz
Joseph Ortiz

tasty meem pic
Hahahahah
everything needs replacing
The struggle... not get funding? Or is other ateas more important?

Joshua Morris
Joshua Morris

HappyStick is cute enough

Adrian Jenkins
Adrian Jenkins

why the popcorn ceiling or why the drinking?

the drinking because me and my mom were celebrating our new years resolution to sell our place and buy a new place where I can have my own separate housing situation (like a duplex or a mother in law suite) and just to the general future

the popcorn ceiling because this place is pretty old and we want to add at least a little bit of value before we sell

Jackson Wood
Jackson Wood

If he tries to stop you just tell him you really gotta go to the bathroom.

Luis White
Luis White

Productivity is in how you read it.

Owen Price
Owen Price

no funding
electricity/property tax is too high for the centre to have extra funding
it's a 30million dollar facility and they can't even afford t o buy new equitment

anyways back to work, bye guys

Liam Hernandez
Liam Hernandez

Never got that far, quit after an hour.
Open world is the best thing to happen to video games :3

More the consistency that dripped off of the ipod that made me think of it

Didn't see her

Jordan Wilson
Jordan Wilson

Have a good rest of the shift, Mommy!

Nicholas Lee
Nicholas Lee

stop posting that trash

thats not possible
I do not use words on people

Caleb Wilson
Caleb Wilson

Good luck!!! Keep safe
Later

Eli Hill
Eli Hill

I beat witcher 2 but it was a slog sometimes.

Justin Baker
Justin Baker

how did it get there in the first place
the popcorn

self improvement in any way is productivity

Chase Robinson
Chase Robinson

>>>>>>>>trash
qt azn pefect 3D
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>trash

Connor Walker
Connor Walker

Or what you gonna do skinny boi

Christian Diaz
Christian Diaz

popcorn is the texture grim

it's not literal popcorn

Robert Sanders
Robert Sanders

you've never lived in an old place have you

Julian Nguyen
Julian Nguyen

Just autistically mumble something and point to your crotch.

Brody Perez
Brody Perez

I think I paid €2 for it so it's alright

Man, you can't just post these kind of tits with no warning

John Baker
John Baker

Of course he wouldn't know, he's as subtle as cracking hazelnuts with a sledgehammer

Oliver Davis
Oliver Davis

sure if you mirror the wig dye it pink and reduce the chest size maybe cut off a horn

I will post this at you!

thats pretty embarrassing pointing at my crotch

Juan Turner
Juan Turner

this shit grim

Mason Ross
Mason Ross

Well what else are you gonna do if you can speak?

wear a diaper?

Thats pretty disgusting

Joshua Price
Joshua Price

cant*

Angel Price
Angel Price

Y-You win

Jackson Parker
Jackson Parker

diaperfags

Brayden Mitchell
Brayden Mitchell

cunt*

Charles Harris
Charles Harris

fish

Logan Powell
Logan Powell

SNEK

Caleb Green
Caleb Green

they should be shot

Thomas Collins
Thomas Collins

i will drink all my water and piss in the bottle

atleast you know which catgirl is best

Jose Brown
Jose Brown

thats only half the problem

Kevin Adams
Kevin Adams

I have, but I never knew the term for it

I see

Matthew Garcia
Matthew Garcia

Yeah, Azuki

Ayden Lopez
Ayden Lopez

whats the other half?

i dont know what that is but its not cat looking and its not vanilla

Hunter King
Hunter King

nekopara.wikia.com/wiki/Azuki
Her..
Image was unrelated

Ethan Reed
Ethan Reed

You're not taking a shower and you're dirty.

Blake Clark
Blake Clark

what is this tism

Ryan Cooper
Ryan Cooper

oh shes my second favorite
I also like the little sister of the human

its okay because its only been about 30 hours since my last shower
im not too filthy and the erogenous smells are starting to permeate my pants

Landon Morris
Landon Morris

not showering twice a day minimum

DISGUST

Nolan Cox
Nolan Cox

You sound filthy.

Carson Reed
Carson Reed

the demand for me to shower is not high because I remain in my room all day and barely sweat

Hudson Nelson
Hudson Nelson

you know what I do with dirty kids like you

I throw them into a shower and then I pelt them with soap

go take a shower you nasty little kid

Nathaniel Rodriguez
Nathaniel Rodriguez

I shower when I need to, which is like once every 3 days

people used to only bathe once a week until marketing companies made us believe we're a lot dirtier than we actually are. stuff like hair products, body washes, and mouth wash increased their sales by telling us that we "need" to use their products daily

also this

Mason Bailey
Mason Bailey

Disgusting urchins

Jackson Kelly
Jackson Kelly

im pretty clean right now

okay thats a little too long
your human body starts to excrete oils n stuff if you go that long

Jordan Morgan
Jordan Morgan

@Subtle

Logan Reyes
Logan Reyes

Are you sure you don't have dead skin on you ?

grab a rag and rub yourself

Hudson Edwards
Hudson Edwards

id rather just shower instead of ragging
ill get to it in a few hours

Cooper Thomas
Cooper Thomas

for bad breath, mouth wash is literally a complete scam. listerine came up with the term "halitosis" which doesn't actually exist. the only useful mouth washes are the once that help your teeth stay healthy

the human body is ALWAYS excreting oils. the oils in your hair are better than any conditioner on the planet, so going as long as possible without washing your hair is actually the best way to keep it healthy.

Hudson Stewart
Hudson Stewart

osstism

Hello you ^^

Nicholas James
Nicholas James

making excuses for terrible hygiene

Landon Davis
Landon Davis

you just said your dickstink is going through your pants

sounds p filthy to me

Gavin Collins
Gavin Collins

I usually shower every day.
I only wash my hair every other day, though.

I finished Chuuni, Chuuni Ren, Chuuni Lite, and Chuuni Ren Lite.

I also watched the first of Demi-chan.

Now what?

Aaron Diaz
Aaron Diaz

tfw no vibrator

Blake Robinson
Blake Robinson

I will be gone.

Nathan Gray
Nathan Gray

get money

go 2 story

or go 2 internte

buy

get vib

100% approved gude

Charles Sullivan
Charles Sullivan

tfw no money
when I get my neetbucks i get a gtx 1060 but then everything is going into the bank for the next year so I can live rent free for the rest of my life

Cameron Baker
Cameron Baker

you could say thats the standard for natural cleanliness but normal humans use shampoo

also the dead skin thing is an issue too

its not really my dick stink its the stink from getting boner and that usually subsides with the boner which is pretty normal

how does this affect me

Brandon Fisher
Brandon Fisher

true, even proto-humans bathed, just not nearly as often as we do now

Leo Ortiz
Leo Ortiz

lovehoney.com/product.cfm?p=22817

Aiden Rivera
Aiden Rivera

Whoa
What did you think of Chu2?
And how cute was Demi-chan? ^^

Gochuumon?

Joseph Clark
Joseph Clark

Post Amazon wishlist.

100% approved guide.

Nathan Bennett
Nathan Bennett

that shit is nasty

Luke Stewart
Luke Stewart

i kinda like it
it smells nice
musky with a tinge of bleach

Christopher Bell
Christopher Bell

might as well self-fellate at this point.

Josiah Carter
Josiah Carter

I enjoyed Chu2, and I really fucking loved the full Chuuni scenes.

And Vamp-chan is best demi, tbh famalama.

'kayyy.
When's next Demi-chan come out?

Ian Morales
Ian Morales

i try but i dont feel like destroying my back

Jayden Powell
Jayden Powell

Good point.

Get tranny bucks

amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/ref=cm_wl_search_7?ie=UTF8&cid=A9G7HK30XB6S7

My wish list

Robert Nguyen
Robert Nguyen

is it just a bunch of books

Mason Gray
Mason Gray

Its an interesting subject though.

Jeremiah Hall
Jeremiah Hall

ew, I don't want a vibrator that looks like an actual dick

also I've jerked off to that source like 5 times, shit's kino

a.co/i94lsMG

I don't have a cam so I can't even camwhore

Kayden Torres
Kayden Torres

Gonna need to see some feet pics first.

Levi Watson
Levi Watson

What a cheap looking piece of shit.

Charles Collins
Charles Collins

Aw I'm glad to hear it.

I can't wait til the next episode, it's out 5 days from now though :c

Lucas Rogers
Lucas Rogers

beggars can't be choosers

Evan Miller
Evan Miller

NO DARWIN, STOP

Jose Roberts
Jose Roberts

Come on that's so blurry, post high res ones

Dominic King
Dominic King

Boo.
Fuck Sat releases, I have DnD on Saturdays! ;~;

Tyler Ramirez
Tyler Ramirez

Something something swim in lulu

Sebastian Morris
Sebastian Morris

Honestly just post fully nudes.

I know everyone secretly wants it really badly.

Kevin Watson
Kevin Watson

GET OUT

Ryder Baker
Ryder Baker

 

James Nelson
James Nelson

Don't bring new horrors into this world.

Easton Nelson
Easton Nelson

dawin will never go swimming in lulu w/ you

Dylan Evans
Dylan Evans

they have posted tits and penis
just stitch the two together

Jason Martin
Jason Martin

Watch the world burn.

Nicholas Wright
Nicholas Wright

Its not the same.

How else am I gonna get off ?

Grayson Adams
Grayson Adams

Wake me up when friday ends

Levi Long
Levi Long

by shoving various household items into your ass.

Blake Rogers
Blake Rogers

I'm fat as hell but here you go

no I didn't actually get stretchmarks from being fat, one of my medications nuked my adrenal glands and I stopped making cortisol for a few weeks

Jeremiah Parker
Jeremiah Parker

Only if you'll form the contract and become my familiar.

Andrew Wilson
Andrew Wilson

please no

Henry Adams
Henry Adams

I MEAN UH.

ONLY IF UH.
...
UH...
SOMETHING.

Christopher Sanchez
Christopher Sanchez

Dayum

Jace Campbell
Jace Campbell

I spent 200 dollars on a vibrator so I don't need to do that.

Gabriel Russell
Gabriel Russell

Where do I sign?

James Watson
James Watson

what is that thing

Carter Parker
Carter Parker

Perfect 3D

Dylan Scott
Dylan Scott

Yay I did it !

Carson Cruz
Carson Cruz

Can I just stop here do I don't sound more chuuni than I have to?

John Diaz
John Diaz

I have short stubby arms so this was difficult

Parker Torres
Parker Torres

Alright I'll let you out of this one :3

Carter Rogers
Carter Rogers

NO I TAKE IT BACK REM IS FINE

Robert Murphy
Robert Murphy

post the butt tho

Landon Sanders
Landon Sanders

Yeah we need those ass pics

Kayden Anderson
Kayden Anderson

Fucking filthy.

Go wash your feet.

Thank you, oh kind and generous master.

Nathan Ortiz
Nathan Ortiz

spread the pussy for us

Jose Murphy
Jose Murphy

my arms are literally incapable of taking a good picture of butt

Asher Evans
Asher Evans

go in the bathroom and do it like the other one

jeez

Owen Sanders
Owen Sanders

A world ablaze.

Ayden Myers
Ayden Myers

Its called a mirror.

Nathan Kelly
Nathan Kelly

Nice feet tho

Mason Howard
Mason Howard

These are wonderful. Do some artful poses as well.

Parker Gonzalez
Parker Gonzalez

mfw this thread

Angel Foster
Angel Foster

MASTER !

Nicholas Ramirez
Nicholas Ramirez

I really don't have a nice ass

asne

David James
David James

I love the way her belly looks like its covered in hair but its actually just little love ripples.

so cute >~<

Jacob Martinez
Jacob Martinez

dont leave me with blue balls please

Henry Hughes
Henry Hughes

Jesus Christ how horrifying

Brandon Gutierrez
Brandon Gutierrez

poor choice in image.

Hudson Hughes
Hudson Hughes

M A S T E R, when you cap, do you do the op/ed?

Aaron Diaz
Aaron Diaz

Darwin HATED kizu.

Connor Davis
Connor Davis

Master !

Brayden Taylor
Brayden Taylor

here I thought 70 was a lot for a tenga

Joshua Stewart
Joshua Stewart

Yeah I would, if there are good shots

Grayson Collins
Grayson Collins

I did.

Aiden Murphy
Aiden Murphy

I had a kid nicknamed fish

will never look at her the same way again

Hudson Rivera
Hudson Rivera

You know what they say! Spend your money where you'll be in the house !

Jaxon Clark
Jaxon Clark

Low hanging fruit.

Gavin Nguyen
Gavin Nguyen

Fair enough.

Vamp-chan will never surprise you from behind with a nom

Colton Hernandez
Colton Hernandez

the strategy is to hang the fruit so low, nobody will take it.

THEN IM SURE AS HELL HAPPY I SPENT 400 SMACKAROOS ON THIS MAXNOMIC CHAIR HELL YE

Samuel Peterson
Samuel Peterson

okay I'm straight making this fucking things 5 links deep so there's no way anybody can accidentally see this horror

pastebin.com/4aLJ6YCU

please tell me this is a joke

James Allen
James Allen

uhoh

Jason Robinson
Jason Robinson

im cummin

Jonathan Parker
Jonathan Parker

EHEHEH

Juan Jackson
Juan Jackson

Why did I look.

Ian Ramirez
Ian Ramirez

I bet

Everything I say is a lie.

I'm not even a boy

Noah Brown
Noah Brown

you have only yourself to blame

the last one has like 4 times the amount as the other ones
HOW

Jordan Ramirez
Jordan Ramirez

:( That feel

Nathaniel Gray
Nathaniel Gray

Me peepee feels funny.

Brody Ward
Brody Ward

well... I'm gonna go back to playing osu

Ryder Howard
Ryder Howard

osu!*

Ian Jenkins
Ian Jenkins

My peepee feels funny too.
I'm pretty sure that sight made it shrivel up inside my body.

I think Fish just gave me a womb.

But her postures and mannerisms are basically a chuuni goldmine it's amazing.

Jaxson Hernandez
Jaxson Hernandez

weeaboo computer guitar hero*

Lucas Phillips
Lucas Phillips

finally I can shower the house is empty

Thomas Lopez
Thomas Lopez

guitar hero*
IT'S ELITE BEAT HEROES YOU FUCKING TOOL.

Isaiah Torres
Isaiah Torres

*Agents

Gavin Cruz
Gavin Cruz

twitch.tv/amyvictoriia

Adam Smith
Adam Smith

Post Hestia FEET.

Dominic Wilson
Dominic Wilson

you published it to the public.
there are bots that crawl the directory and harvest data

Christopher Smith
Christopher Smith

the english speaking ones are so weird

Jeremiah Long
Jeremiah Long

Wow its fucking nothing.

Jace Lee
Jace Lee

NEW
NEW

Lucas Rodriguez
Lucas Rodriguez

fuck 5k