Now this looks like a job for me

that was good
btw i wasnt lying just had to dl real quick now i go

I mean naruto IS iconic

Die in a fire

No it does not.

yeah sci nobody likes you

Next 5 posts are no bully

Sci is misunderstood

[bullies]

he's pathetic and that is grounds for ripping on people here

It gets boring if you do it constantly, the dark side overtakes you

Sci is a pedo.
I guess we shouldnt be surprised grim defending a degenerate like sci

Let the hate flow through you

Also Grim I replied to your message; I was distracted for a while

His he really any more pathetic than average or just way more obvious about it?

Not that both isn't a valid answer.

Hey man I'm just memeing.
Personally he just seems vaguely annoying and not worth engaging.

step UP senpai

he's the biggest loser ive met on the internet

I'm high energy every day no matter how many times I rage or orgasm

I'm high energy 2 weeks out of the month and completely lacking anything the rest of the time

That's why u should eat real food instead of chemical tacos

Chemtrails.

See now we're talking, based.

ive been this way since I was a kiddo

I mostly don't attack people unless provoked though

Did you have a good diet when you were a kid, though? This is America

not the best but not the worst
I'm really thankful for the food I was fed as a kid even though I fucking hated my step mom
she'd always cook up a homemade dinner and have a pretty balanced selection

Alot of cottage cheese and fruits and meat dishes

Not too much fast food to be honest

cant really imagine why its like that its just I get super hype for a while and then fall flat for a longer time

Well I would assume so.
Did I do something to indicate I act to the contrary?

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Not sure what causes that, then. Yoga would probably help

Well, this came up because people were randomly shitting on Sci. I don't know; maybe he did something to them while I was gone

To my knowledge not really

I blame the weather and the people around me

This space heater makes the room really comfy

He gets really annoying sometimes and I'm likely to attack him then if it's in my direction, but he hasn't really been doing anything like that lately

I guess learning not to let things get to you would help, then

Which was basically what I was advocating.
I wasn't attacking him there.

yep

WOLVES
ARE
GOING TO HUNT THE
SHEPHERD'S FLOCK AND TEAR THEM APART

BEAR THE SIGN OF THE BEASTS OF TRUL
FOUR STAVE RAGE OF MAN
ENTER TRUL

I AM REALLY UNCOMFY

Flip Flappers was good.

rip, apocalypse confirmed

Poppy

Cory in the house is still best anime.

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2 days honorable men

2 days

for more explosion

Teen Titans Go! is the best anime

S. U. C. C.

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ilu Rin

I believe
I believe in the mornings lacking in despair

i was half expecting to dislike because i never listen to trap but no rodeo is brilliant

damn...

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For what it's worth that's how I think about a lot of people, and then I wind up engaging with them anyway.

Link everyone to this post. Do it.

yea uh-huh....

ily2
Platonically.

Maybe one day.

Hulla, Kit'n.

I was trying to argue against the bullying

Maybe every day
Maybe today!

hey rin

I'd cuddle you so hard

god damn kanye on piss on your grave ruining what is instrumentally one of the strongest tracks...

thats fine

hi rin

Today is definitely a morning of despair.

Hulla, Emily.

L-lewd... .///.

Just waking up.

why so despair filled?

Mornings suck and I feel like shit?

*pats*

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ready for the day ahead?

How's Rin

What a rip

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I suppose we'll have to see.

Alright. Ish.

Just waking up.

Coffee helps.

One day I'll learn to force myself to like coffee. One day.

Caffeine is too good to live without.

Uwah I want to wake up late too.

I'm honestly a tea drinker, usually.
I only drink coffee because there's always a pot going in this house.

Emily.
It's 9:09 here.

That's late!

I just wish there was some higher caffeine tea, you know?

tfw ravaging every area in Witcher 3
realize some of them are meant for quests
oh well, took all the loot anyway

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Only by an hour, and only if you go to bed at reasonable times.

What kinds do you drink?
Because coffee's caffeine content isn't that high either.

Just put it in R for RACE gear.

When I get my license, I'm going to get my cousin to teach me how to drive a standard.

Because everyone I've met vouches that it's easier to learn standard first, and then pick up automatic, than it is to pick up automatic and learn standard.

youtube.com/watch?v=Ql_dEdMEjl4

I just love how you could buy a manual in the USA and nobody would steal it, because they wouldn't be able to drive it.

True, automatic is just simplified.

Black tea varieties.

iirc coffee has like 2.5 times the strength of tea

I also drink energy drinks but fuck they're awful

Manual > automatic

I can teach you!

It's really easy.

To start, just hold the clutch pedal down and rev until 3/4th of redline and then drop (lift of really quickly) the clutch.

When you approach a speed suitable rev for the next gear, quickly tap the clutch and shift into next gear, while keeping throttle floored.

When you approach a corner, you want to downshift. In order to do this smoothly and keep the engine in its power band, do the following. Brake with your right foot toe to a suitable cornering speed, press the clutch and shift into a lower gear. Meanwhile you want to use your right foot heel to press the throttle again to rev match for a smooth downshift, while letting off the clutch again.

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You forgot that they need to be blasting this.
youtube.com/watch?v=dv13gl0a-FA

Two fighter derived classes?

Two rogue derived classes?

What kind!?

hey whats that furry(?) dude's name the one that starts with a z

Zoltan.

Obligatory

Zaryss?

it was like zeig something

Sounds familiar, but I can't say I know them.

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Zeitgeist?

Hi you.

damn

hi
what are you doing

Enjoying some kettle corn. I woke up early because I'm bad with sleep schedules so I have just been filling my time however I can.
You?

btw we have ~55 posters currently

it's zehgess you stupid fuck

you shouldn't have told him. I was running interference

Baka!!!

oh ty i just wanted to give him the lowest score on my fresh poster list

woo
not lowest

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getting ready to go fill out applications and stuff

well rly theres just four ranks the lowest one has the widest scope
ur in the lowest one too :)

ur in the lowest one too :)

ur in the lowest one too :)

that was not funny?

didnt see but probably not :)

See

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yes but no one cares about a sci ranking list
it's actually a compliment to be at the bottom.

For jobs?

sure thing

yes
getting sick of the one i got now

Having a job you like is a good idea.
Not that I've ever really had to hold down a job my mommy pays for everything.
My school looks like it will be open today despite the snow and every surrounding university being closed.

Is shitposting a job

For me it is. :^)

being shit =/= shitposting rin

At least I have a job, and SO.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Nice

Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiice

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I didn't know Netherlands was in Australia.

You have a psuedo-SO

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Glad I didn't put it past you to be too retarded to know what an antipode is.

Wow
A fucking furry too

Strictly speaking, my antipode isn't in Australia, though.
It's in an ocean, off the coast of Australia.

Wouldn't your antipode be a good poster?

Dohohohohoho

hi

Yes, I get it, you don't know what an antipode is, but we already established that, so you should just stop maybe.

Anonymous

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I keep forgetting posters.

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Don't worry about it, Emily, most aren't worth remembering.

Like Kiss Shot

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I am pretty forgettable.

Have you seen this ikt?

what is this a picture for ants

I cANT see a problem

Did you post under another name because I think so but I can't recall sorry

Yes, it was amazing and I need it!

Next telemarketer that calls me at 6 AM is a dead man.

-dial tone-

Hmm, maybe it's DIY-able.

We all need that, so sci-fi will be reality sooner.

But how would it look as pretty?

The video I linked looked not bad! I have a few spare 5:4 monitors. Might make an interesting window or something.

Nope, just this one.

Good luck.

Damn, sorry!

It's alright.

Make one of those office windows that can turn transparent with the press of a button.

Bathroom door!

I can't seem to post it but I had a gif of someone shooting a phone and killing the person on the other line.

Graci.

Yeah, those magic thingies.

Would you want one?

^^

Heh. Telemarketers are annoying. Id dislike to be one. Makes me womder how casper did it.

It would look pretty neat and futuristic.

Good excuse to put the PC on the desk!

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the wait is KILLLIN ME

It seems like hell knowing the other person doesn't want you on the line.

True. Itd just be a drag

Plus I think you get paid on commissions.

My grandma used to do verifications for a telemarketing company

she wasnt the telemarketer but she did phone with business people
Worked at a place called apac

I politely tell them I'm not interested and wish them a good day and hang up.

Aue and ig you dont hit quotas your out on ur butt

My number's unlisted.

Sometimes I call myself.

Wait no delete that

this is cute and sad

honey im hooome

No homo but you said you had a massive donger yesterday or something right

Why I decided scraping snow and ice off my car in flipflops was a good idea is beyond me.
In good news my school changed it's mind and is canceled instead of delayed

eh below average for porno

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Hurr SO

Scoots, you shouldn't be jealous because it's more than you can get.

Hooow's you?

Size

Are you a Pokémon? Because that was pretty far fetched

Alright.
Kind of bored, just watching videos and stuff.
Yourself?

7.4 inches

I'm a pokemon.

Inhumanly big.

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Relaxing though.
I'm warming up in blankets and taking a lil break before I start writing papers.

do you think it grew because i jerked too much as a child

Aha, fun fun.

How long is a "little" break?

as long as my toes don't feel frozen anymore.
and the extra coffee works.
just hope I don't fall asleep cause warmth

Did you jerk too much?

So it isn't a break, and you're just procrastinating.

i started when i was 8 and nothing came out til i was like 11. I did it like every other day at that stage, and once things came out I did it nearly everyday til now. For the days I've missed there were days I did it multiple times.

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I just got hooooome..

rin is going to call me disgusting huh

You need new shoes if your feets are that cold.

Why would I?
Because you're talking about masturbation? Whatever.

That's a lot, dude.

Poor penor.

That sounded way less snippy in my head.

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I got cheap 10 EUR shoes

you should not react more often

its not as much as some people
ive only been doing it for 9 years

Shoes are something I'm not comfortable being cheap with.

Should I get a refund on Overwatch

Yeah but still

Oh well you have a big donger.

Yes, that game sucks.

I always just get wool socks and see if that works

I typically only react if I think it'll be fun.

And clearly it isn't.

You would die in a Canadian winter.

I only learn from experience

Who plays btw

If you always just wear woolen socks and hope that's warm enough, and it still isn't warm enough, then clearly that isn't true.

okay
we dont need to talk about that anymore right

here have a video of cute girls doing cute things

lots of experience

We could've stopped a lot of posts ago!

That isn't how it works.

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but I came late like 10 times because of a late bus but only then started to use the earlier one.

Why do I feel like you were actually missing the earlier bus because you were up late and having issues waking up to make it?

you started it you tiny pervo

that was only two times

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That's why communism sucks.

i wanna nap

I'm home.

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If you nap, you won't write your papers.

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*tears*

same

That doesn't work on me.

Tiny
Asian
Hands

Nice

da yo

Prove it.

Tiny asian hands are best paired with a massive black donger.

Like in Emily's case.

I'll go write..

taste these tiny asian FISTS

Mimikyu makes me smile.

I didn't really take anything while out to show as proof that I got home.

that bottom row though

At least get shit that doesn't look like it came from deviantart.

See that you do.

No.

dem eyes is love
dem eyes is life

are asian hands generally small?
whats the size of a small hand?

Tiny asian hands make donger look bigger

do you not have any asian friends irl

he just wants a friend.

I can't believe you then.

Emily, post hand so lielie can see what a tiny asian hand looks like.

i mean i do but I dont see them in person anymore
besides im asian and im just wondering what is classified as small hand

Good.
Because you're a LIAR.
And a WHORE.

Your hands are just gay looking and not small.

MY HAND IS NOT GIRLY

I drank the water that turns frogs gay.

heating fan is so comf but guilty pleasure Icould just use blanket and stuffs

oh right
well manaka is big on hands but he doesn't post anymore

here's mine with keyboard for scale

I disagree.

electric blanket

I thought that was only in Canada.

Teeny
Tiny
Asian
Hando

I made yuri with Luka and she had some on her lips.

why is it so hairy
is that tiny? it looks like the same size as me

its smooth because it needs to be swift on the keyboard
besides I have calluses from jerking off

Grim has small hands.

I don't even know if you're doing this ironically.

Because males have hairy arms?

Then why do you have long fingernails ?

Those can only get in the way.

;)

Tiny
Salty
Hands

ltd i trusted you...

NO my hands and arms arent hairy
im male

it was good for tapping on osu at one point, and now I use to jam out to music

I think it is average

because genetics and strong blood flow.

Don't be a faggot then.

Tiny asian hands cant melt steal beams

How will they hold my girth?

Do you have to type like one of those big black ladies ?

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How will they break your nose?

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wait are you azn

its not faggoty just to have delicate hands

no I just like how responsive my nails are compared to my fleshy skin

huh>?

Wow, hate crime much

Tiny hands like those won't do much.

hello young fellow

Burly them up by cutting your gay nails and doing manual labor so they're nothing but callouses.

How long until Lielie puts nails into her fingertips because they let him feel another dimension and improve typing response time and whatever the fuck people come up with.

hi!
btw dw brother short stubby fingers are better than creepy long fingers

Paint your nails as something really gay so everyone knows the truth.

I meant to say magnets but that works too.

i already have callouses from fapping and I need my nails

my gender is male and idk the other half of what you typed

what if my fingers are slim and sleek. they arent too long but they look decent

transparent polish so they are strengthened?

the mass of my hand doesn't matter as much as how fast it collides with your skull.

my fingers are about the length of my palm..that's average, right?

if theyre not too long theyre not too long

i got no clue

Is this a blow towards Menma
cmon she doesnt even post anymore

They will break.

I mean, they were talking about how MAGNETS in their fingertips let them literally understand technology as a sixth sense...somehow.

Pink with little black dicks.

I actually really like Menma, she's only ever been a sweetheart to me.

The bones in your nose?
For sure.
Wouldn't test it out though.
WOULD BE A SHAME TO MESS UP THAT PURDY FACE

It's quirky and cute
and she's always high, too

Right? Same here

You are aware that the hand is a sensitive and sophisticated body oart that was never intended to be used as a method of inflicting violence. As such, in the event if a confrontation becoming heated, it is more likely than not to be hurt/damaged if used in the punching method.
Enjoy your bigoted broken curry digits.

I'm just imagining his fingers are literally stained from curry now.

nu

Plus she lives only an hour or three away, so I could totally go out for coffee with her one day.

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WUTS 4 BREKFUST DADE