Real talk

ara ara~

lmao You really do love to draw huh?

Oh my dear little Cooki, you have yet to learn about cosplaying
That was a synthetic hair wig, which is made out of nylon and acrylic, so you cant use normal hair dye.
You get one of those spraying bottles and pour in a bit of Isopropyl alcohol and INK (not dye), mix it a bit and spray the wig, then start combing it out so it can distribute evenly
Let it dry and bam
Its done

Painting and Styling are two completely different things

I KNOW RIGHT?
DOESNT THAT MAKE YOU DOKI DOKI SURU WA?

But its especially nice when you see someone cosplaying from the same series as you and the both of you taking a pic and then exchanging info and like becoming friends
Thats pretty much the way I have met so many people at the cons and know so many people

YOU CAN NEVER HAVE ENOUGH LENS FLARE

???

You'd buy them?

Rude ?

Wait, that's you?

cute pic

well im not going to pet myself tho rn because im eating but once Im refueled I will

that was an example of the masturbation one

its just stray manga?
i wonder if they continue the manga from the day before

waow
where do I find more of that cute girl

or cute girls like that

okay this answers my questions
now dont talk to me about complicated car stuffs anymore

but doesnt the paint give you like something to work with
unless you put wires in it or something

HE TOLD ME TO SAY IT

Circle lens are a thing Grim

THE FUTURE IS NOW

they do
new chapters each day

Ask the poster known as Grim.

Just self pet and then eat your self pudding.

You said before you don't though.

but I get the gist now

sometimes I just get sick of it man

be yourself for a little while

ughhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I hate people.

I don't recognize other boats :^)

That's her twitter, so there?

Just search #C91コスプレ since that's the current event going on

I knew it was a trap.

Who would make their own make up?

a crazy person

Played.

Thanks

idk

thats not him

That looks like Cooki.

Gotta say if it weren't for Sci posting that Penguin Cafe track I wouldn't have remembered Perpetuum Mobile from Mary and Max.

o i c
have you slept? Im pretty sure I awoke around the same time as you and its been more than 16 hours of wakey wakey

this gives me motivation
the next time i self pet in the shower i will it there so its not messy
I actually really want to eat it, because i havent in a while
its been like a year and a half

is that comiket
i dont raelly understand kata but i know the first character is ko

be careful she has a dick

I thought so too.

see he is worthwhile

So cruel.

RIP

I'm okay with that.

C91 is Comiket 91, the kana just says cosplay

One song on an off chance doesn't make up for an abysmal attitude and personality.

So I would drop it.

*Chu*

I have heard from people who have seen his face that he is good looking though

good luck getting that shit tho

it was an obvious joke

Ban is uggo

Source: me

No it just gets it a bit thinker
After its dry you style it with Got 2b Hairspray
Though styling is hard

I aint about the circle/colored lens life tho
Its dangerous
Infection leads to becoming a Wish

LOL WHY ARE YOU GOING TO AN THEN?
AN is the biggest con in Canada, isnt it? There are going to be so many people there
Quit being so antisocial lol

Okay try going as someone from a more common series or at least one you like

r u into dicks
that is a gay

comiket is biyearly right?
cant wait for all the new doujinscans

*hugs*
seeing her makes me happy

i'm barely hanging on right now barely awake...

Its yearly you fkn noob

I am having fun.

then get back to me with the results

im not about contacts in general

shits spook, putting that on your eyes

I look weird without my glasses, or at least thats what everyone says

Because my friends are dragging me along.

Doesn't exist

Yeah.

They're pretty much mostly out.

???????????????

Bleh

Dillon linked me Go Go Carlito.
God I love that man.

do you reuse wigs with paint thinner or something?

i stay awake longer by eating foods
but you should indulge in sleep

i really doubt that they had comikets for 91 years
also it was just comfirmed otherwise>>1572093

it might take a while
idont plan on showering anytime soon
might not even do it in this awake cycle and do it when i wake up next

how long does the market usually last?

I spent the evening with my best friend and walked home in the snow and midnight
It was beautiful

cuz they dont usually see soto w/o them

he is a pure soul
I like every drawing of his on facebook

congrats

Do not feed me your false affection.

didnt your best friend leave already?

Do it before you go to bed tonight instead.

I like how if friends didn't drag you along to places you'd probably never do anything.
Good bless them.

3 days

It is really annoying when they do that.

RIP

I'm a god damn pansexual banana.

*hugs*

It snowed heavily and he's leaving tomorrow

ye I do.
oh, I thouhgt it was a real hair wig.
I was mad, my mom is a hair stylist and I work with real hair wigs when I go help out over there that's why i freaked.

don't expose me, it's a secret.

You're never inclined to go but seeing as you can then friends you like going with them

Give me your liver.

Hihihi

Call them *

i already ate

u seem nice :)

But they get more annoying if you do not go.

Give me your elbows.

Oh wow, nice excuse Ems
Fuck it then just go as Sakura from Naruto then lmao

Also whats with the ?'s

Nah, you'll just ruin your wig
Gotta buy a new one if you want a different color

Oh apparently it is biyearly, damn bro
All cons out here are just once a year
Never heard of biyearly

True

LOL imagine using ink on your hair
sounds like a good time lmao

Do you actually have him added?

give me your boobs

OH WAIT

YOU DONT HAVE ANY

yeah
fuji too

LOL PLEASE
I'll go as Hestia bestia

You called him a fkn noob but you didn't know Comiket is August and December.

...

Sounds like you had a fun day. What did you two do?

You too~

i promise ill do it, but I really want to do it in the shower and don't plan on showering for another 9 hours

the only nonnormal sexual i know is bisexual never bothered since they invented like 26 different genders
what does pansexual mean

did you get to tackle him into the snow
like in the movies?

thats why you should just sleep :D

well if anything you could say its not a con since the name means comic market

do you have a good ribbon and ample assets?

soto, ink would stain you.

No

:)

We watched the Russel Crowe Robin Hood like fukken nerds

...

boobs arent needed when you have personality

right wish

He didn't go outside
For a new England Brit he sure hates the cold
Very strange actually

I have neither

but what about fluid gender? Isn't mid-transition its own gender on top of the before and after genders?

...

It better be done when I get back from work in the morning.

me 1

you 0

I'm the best rival

which one do you lack?

shouldve brought the snowball fight indoors :)

idfk just threw out a random number

Just block mute delete blacklist them.

Enjoy all the fat Bell-kun cosplays trying to get at you lmao
Also her shit is like super short so youre probs gonna be showing off skin. Hopefully you are used to that

You also kinda need to have big boobs to cosplay her so it's gonna be pretty difficult for you lmao

Oh yeah, my bad shiture, kamimashita~
I didnt actually know it was twice a year
I never really know shit about it cause I probs aint gonna go to it ever lol

I bet you buy anime too lmao

NO IT WONT
AHHHHHHHHHHH

You have the personality and traits of a diamond.

Kudos. I found his profile because mutual friends listings.

you are something else

np

More like Bronze 2 amirite

What the FUCK does that even mean?

me neither even

Basically a tumblrcunt version of bisexual. Just means I don't care if someone is male, female, or somewhere in between. If the chemistry is there, then whatever. As long as the relationship isn't some one-sided toxic shit show, then I'm happy.

Honestly, that sounds like so much fun though.
My IRL friends never do that kind of stuff with me because they're a bunch of dudebro types.

People really need to keep there shit private if they have thread people added.

What?

you 1
me 985

Apparently both.

Fine, winter outfit Illya.

What does that even mean?

...

apparently you can stil find via mutual friends even if the users profile is locked down

upto you to privatize your public info on the profile though

should I try re-adding you orno

boi i never said anything about buying that shit
does it look like i live the life that can spend money as i please

also when u said bell-kun i thought u meant gash at first lol

so youre desperate?

its okay I love flat girls

No I just rekt you beyond belief.

So much so that people had to come rushing to your aid.

lol

It's just a meme, I'm not actually flat.

WELL

It only displays people I also have added.
So I guess if you have them added it wouldn't make sense to hunt them down.

And you only removed me from Steam.

But that doesn't erase the other 985 times I've rekt you.

Do you want 2 points for that or something?

e_e

Even if they're autistic or neckbeards they still share the same hobbies as you and actually will be genuine friends

OH NICE

That works!
Are any of your friends cosplaying?
Or are they dumb normies like you too?

Oh yeah I forgot 16 year olds are broke af
lol get a job

You're cheating with the scores.

...

its okay i like girls as long as they arent too big

im 17 and yes i should get a job

look at this doood

I am shivering with power now.

That anime was shit.

calm down then

wanna watch me play bloodborne and call?

Ban do you cut yourself?

I hope you do

Start taking hrt so by when youre 21 you'll be a real gril

kawaii desu ne

idk what anime you mean
i stole this meme from somewhere

I have no idea.

We kinda talked about it once and booked hotels and that's it :^)

Nuh-uh, am not!

What the heck?

Sure.

Huehue

Symbolic.

Like tough, sharp edges, pretty, worth more than it should be

soto pls no bully
im male and if I take hrt I will have to like dick
that would be a gay
and im not a gay

watcha hecking about?

I've never hurt myself before.

Oh well it was from a shit anime.

tell me about every time you've won.

Are these from a Telegram sticker pack or some shit?

Not really. Just, not too picky. If I was desperate, I'd once again end up in a shitty relationship with some asshole who doesn't actually care about having a healthy relationship.

The problem is that my dudebro friends all DO share the same hobby as me and that's cars. I drive an SR20 swapped S14 (that I blew up once because stock internals), my room mate drives an Evo X with mostly a bunch of bolt-on upgrades to the engine and drivetrain, and the rest of my friends drive various other rice rocket project cars. It's such a dudebro hobby. That's the problem.

Ok

That's creepy, you're creepy.

The post limit isn't that long.

Line

I don't think anybody was able to watch aldnoah and come to the conclusion it wasn't shit.

List 50

Aldnoah Zero is my favourite anime

I watched the first season

pls

I watched the first season in like a day while exceedingly sleep deprived. It made it tolerable in a dumb way.

I tried to watch the second season because it was hilarious to shitpost about while airing but I gave up because it was too shit.

how do you know all these cartoons?
you probably saw more than me you major weeb

i lack people skills to initiate relations
whats it like being able to communicate?

it wouldve been cuter if you called me creepy in the weeb way

whats your 3 sizes?

I'm kidding. I never said it was a good joke. Forgive me.

i'm sleepy =w=
can i have some pets?

ok
:)

Is the one on the right a guy?

Holy shit are they actually your friends?
I talk to my friends like everyday
We got this group chat on fb and shitpost on there everyday 24/7

Its the best

Sounds like they just wanted to secure a spot but they might go about doing their own shit

You better start liking it cause youre a faggot
Youre like subtle

In so much denial

I once ate a spicy chicken sandwich just to see if I still feel again

Get a better hobby

Like watching anime :^)

[Insert egg joke here]

...

The MC was just total shit.

You're the one that always talks in weeaboo.

I'm going to bed have a fun shower and stuff

hes gonna go do buttstuff

good nyy

pet yourself tho

subtle is a moeblob and post too much SoL
im KAKKOII and i watch ACTION anime
(probably seen more SoL) but ACTION is were its at

to deny something that isnt true is perfectly fine
im not a gay

neigh neigh
blessed be your sleeps
ill report back to you asap

...

Bitch looks like she ate the whole cast of Bleach

Give that pic to lloyd

I still don't get why the egg shit became such a meme

But it had two bland MC's
That makes it interesting
Right?

When I rekt you the first time
When I rekt you the second time on a boat
When I rekt you with a sword
When I rekt you by the ocean
When I rekt you in a rap battle
When I rekt you in a food eating contest
When I rekt you with a kazoo
When I rekt you in Smash
When I rekt you in a poetry contest
When I rekt you in a game of osu!
When I rekt you in making a list
When I rekt you by being cuter than you
When I rekt you by rekting you ten time in a row
When I rekt you in a contest to see who can spin a basketball on their finger the longest
When I rekt you by sleeping in longer than you did
When I rekt you by waking up before you
When I rekt you by eating all the icky vegetables off my plate
When I rekt you at McDonalds
When I rekt you within 30 seconds
When I rekt you twice at the same time
When I rekt you by having a strong wifi signal than you
When I rekt you by watching more anime than you
When I rekt you in Jamacia
When I rekt you by launching you from a cannon
When I rekt you by making you giggle non-stop for an hour
When I rekt you by having a cuter avatar
When I tyrannosaurus rekt you
When I rekt you in Smash
When I rekt you by repeating that last rekt twice
When I rekt you in an egg cracking contest
When I rekt you in Smash
When I rekt you by repeating that last rekt a third time'
...When you fucking went to bed before I finished

Fuck

Now comes the part where I hope someone made it for Telegram too.

It's a good thing and a bad thing. Depends on the situation really.
Also
Don't make relationship decisions when you're horribly depressed.

*pets you*
Merry christmas.

More hobbies means more money I have to spend. Bad enough I'm doing a new PC build, while simultaneously paying off the rest of my motor rebuild that I didn't pay off by selling a fuckton of pop vinyl figures.

We do talk daily, just not about AN

Yeah that is true, Subtles tastes are shit and too moe
surprised he doesnt have type 2 diabetes yet

Egg jokes crack me up tho

Oh okay, well were kinda the same
Weve been talking about ALA though which is in like 2 or 3 weeks
So hype

Quit blowing your gaskets you nigger

I dig, yeah this shit's not until May so we have a lot of time.

Anyways, night dude

Nini fam

Oh no, it was way worse than just a blown head gasket. and I mean WAY worse.

This is why you don't do a big turbo swap on stock internals.
Even on forged internals, I'm still on the stock turbo because of my constant fear of blowing shit up again.

I mean, I did have to replace the head gasket again about 1000 miles into the break in period, but that's because the first one got damaged in shipping because Japanese export and couldn't handle running on a fucked up ECU tune.

Nini

you're a fuckin egg m8

Welp... RIP thread. I'm gonna get some sleep too. Nini, if anyone is still here.

Good rip, akai

itis like all of americanpie wedding was a setup for the house scene

...

...

...

...

blatantly staged

shitty webm

...

...

Did everybody go to sleep?

yus

They're all dead.
All of them.

Go to sleep, Darwin.

...

...

im a gril brl

...

But it is barely midnight.

Oh.

...

no karen allowed

...

n

I'm getting more waifu and noone can stop me

What in the fuck?

the ogre of the people.

Why does that exist.

It's Vylee's hero.

...

...

I should shave.

same

but its 3am
nobody shaves at 3am

I will wait up until 3 a.m. and shave only to prove that wrong.

I lead a very fulfilling life.

Nice shit talking, homo

no pics no proof

nice name cockmunch 😂👌

...

Some one is obviously salty.
😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

Taje the 💩 To 🚽

This is gonna be me if I ever go to Indonesia and meet up with Manaka

So fucking lolz tho

Old meme is old

You want pictures of another man, of his smooth skin, freshly shaved...

As long as he cant see penis, you are safe Darwin.

wanna share it with me?

Never gets old

Classic meme is good meme.
Like lenny face or turtles

Lenny faces are aight fam

This is just sad.

...

JEFFREY NO

Yeah, you can take over the sharing pictures with Grim part.

Dank meme!

*upvotes*

...

...

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

The cops face on the right makes me lose my shit

He told those chicks he's better than both of them
I was like damn fucking btfo lmao

...

me too

ive been told by many people that dudes suck dick better than gals

FUCKIN KAANGAROOOOOOOOOOOOO

...

...

This sounds a lot like "just asking for a friend".

I can somewhat agree with that

Im just being a bored faggot and laughing at webms
Whatcha up to?

...

Now I have a machine gun. Ho-ho-ho.

If you want to think of it that way, ok?

chilling in voice with some cool peeps

check this one

...

thats just the icing on the fucking caKE

No homo brojob

Qué coño?

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

i'd let a cute boy suck my dick

Good morning :3

Oh yeah have you guys seen the new trap of this season from Masamune?

Why don't you come down here then

On Discord?

HOLY SHIT IS THAT TEST GETTING BEAT UP?
saved

...

thats good for you

yup

dont fuck w this guy tho he has a black belt

guten tag

i would but idk if I can bike that far
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUyuuuuuuuUUuUu

...

...

Why are you posting cyka doujins!

Can't quite tell if she's being flirty or smug

What're you, a bigot???

Nice man
That filename killed me btw lmao

Is that supposed to be a brown russian trap? Do those even exist

Secretely I want to not be American and maybe be a glorious rusky

Smurty

Morning!

God I sure hope so

filename is half the battle

Their accent can be really cute, but also pretty silly

Coffee when?!

I already had mine!

drink it. drink it all you coffee slut.

But where is mine then ;___;

It's already inside me!

Did you not make any yet?

...

that's not the only thing that's gonna be inside you today

...

Noh

dont watch anime in public .png

grim grim look at this

Food yes

Just woke up?

also my love and friendship

why this dude look like nymph

Yus and blanket too comfy to get out of

Wuh LEWD

it doesn't have to be. but I'm gonna make sure it is.

...

...

birb

don't pretend you don't want it!

*burd

...

HA

...

...

HOLY SHIT
So triggered

Nigga cant even chug Mtn dew

lmao true

Whats up loodz
hows it hanging

I'm stressed and panic and I just want to curl up and stop

just fap instead

when did ya wake up

what's wrong?

like 30 minutes ago.

I went to pour cereal and there was no milk

so glad im fucking moving bro

I feel bad for this kid
So fucking lolz

I did that to my lil sis once when were were smaller and I got my ass whopped by my dad

This will make me feel even worse after.

Deadlines but I don't know what to do because I think I'm finished and all is left is to worry but I know worrying isn't helping but there's nothing else to do.

Starving my ass off in bed but it's not bad enough to warrant getting out yet lol
You? You drunk?

little kids love to rough around, gender doesnt even matter at that small age

...

those older brother feels

I remember way back playing through borderlands 1 with my brother and I ran in and got this sick rocket launcher from a boss and he wanted but im like LOL I GOT IT
and then he like tried to choke me so I rolled d over forward to flip him and he hit his head on the corner of the entertainment center

almost got his fucking eye

I felt prettty bad but I mean ayy

LOL

that's literally the worst thing. ruined many a childhood mornings when that happened. 6 people in one house meant there was basically never any milk after the second day after a shopping trip.

well if you know there's nothing you can do you can try to stop worrying. that's certainly not gonna do any good for you

zzzz

gotta buy 4 gallons at once hahah

...

found a video of ui

its so smol

this video started playing without me clicking on it and i almost shit my pants

Hm yes I know but I don't know.

D-D-Doushio?

Must be nice and warm
Shit I wouldnt wanna get up either

Still though it was an accident and I was like bro Im sorry dont tell dad, dont tell dad

and she goes and fucking tells him

So fucking lolz
Ah siblings fighting is so nice to look back on but not nice when it actually happens

almost looks ded

mad memories of
'DONT TELL ON ME DUDE ILL LET YOU HIT ME BACK'
and then gettin ran up in the stomache

how many sibs you got/

heebi jeebies
fuck

4 siblings man

Its a pretty big fam fam

...

LOL

how many do you have gromma?

1
and shes a cunt

idk

You poor unfortunate bastard

all good

I didnt care about Mom, she would just lightly hit me

My dad would fucking hit me so hard
Shit did really hurt though lmao

That stupid noise in the beginning made me turn it off ;~;
Can I have a rundown

I grew up with two cunt sisters

and now I have two more of them

fake emergency broadcast that's basically creepypasta. "don't look outside don't check outside don't look around you"

it's creepy but eh. you could start the thing and then just quickly turn it down if you wanna watch it.

s p o o k

...

its ok, you're a big boy, you can do it

I got the belt and I got shit thrown at me by my dad
he threw his iphone once lul
that was till I was 13
13-16 I fought hand to hand with the guy, fucking plates shattering over each other, hand to hand shit
but I wizened up, not worth being physical like that with anyone you love

ohhhh boy

still have some scars from gettin whipped

Holy shit dude, I would never throw hands with any of my parents .
I respect them way too much to do that to them, I would try to run or if I was trapped I would just stand there and take the beating

jfc dude

I would just have bruises most of the time

What a night ;p

Kind of want to suck a dick.
No homo.

Late December back in sixty three
What a very special time for me
As I remember, what a night

D-daddy?

...

I should rewatch marblehornets

I have too many internet crushes to manage, Daddy. Wat do?

...

ive ran a couple of times too

I was at my wits end when I fought him cuz I know mom would call the cops to bring me back in cuffs or something

why

Create a harem

...

Lol no im not poly.

I'm meeting up for drinks on Saturday with one of them though. Might get kinky or something idk

Sluts

this is cute

Crushing on people isnt leading anyone on. I only ever did that on the chans.

AHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

there was this kid who is my younger brother's best friend and used to be a good friend to my two younger friends, I only have like 4 or 5 friends and these 2 are the yongest, still in highschooll

This kid is probably like 16 or 17 and It came to my attention recently that he stole my money from my younger friends so I had some plans when my guitar ame in I was gonna have this dude smoke me up and let him play it, because he's been playing guitar longer than I have, back when I started learning he played with me and my brother

so Imma invite this dude over, take his bud and get up in his shit
I've been steaming on this for the past like 2 days and I cant get it in motion until my guitar gets here but Imma flex on this little kid so fucking hard

Damn bro that shit sounds intense

My parents kinda left when I was 12 so I was living with my grandparents and they never hit me so I stopped getting hit at a young age
It was nice but I never saw my parents again lmao
Quite the trade off lol

Poly is the way to be
Its like having a closet full of clothes and choosing a different outfit everyday

That way you dont get tired of the same old shit you have to wear forever

Hello Kitty has it rough dude

Focus on dady uwu

Y not

Nah I can hardly get dates with a single person so idunno how I could get multiple people around. Idk we'll see what happens. This chick is hawtu

shit nigga
its ok I still love you

But I need to be buttruffled soon or I'm gonna kill something x_x

Hahahha
Then get your ruffles butted baka

This girl is cute

Hopefully Saturday. Drinks lead to cuddles and cuddles lead to kinky buttsecks lol

no idea what this game is though.

💯💯💯
Make em scream cream

I like her dress

Ideally I'll be doing the screams ;3

Nier Automata
Action JRPG

Oh you mean irl
Yeah thats a bit harder

Just go for it fam, get a few drinks in then hit em with the crunchyroll and chill

Nah it's cool dude
Everytime I tell someone about that they like give me sympathy and Im like chill out bro lol
Ive been over it for like years now.

Oh on a different note my Mom made a fb and wont fucking stop sending me messages and Im like I know you miss me and all but pls dont blow up my fb lmao

Oh yeah I saw pics of my step brothers who I have never met before
shits cray

Grim, do you not use Skype?

only losers use skype

Let's see you try it on

N E A T
is it going to be good?

...

Kek
Going somewhere specific? Or hitting up a local den of debauchery

Don't throw stones in glass houses.

I sent you a steam request

Nice pussy.

Erio is scum, let them chat scum on their scum platform.

Any specific reason? I'll accept it when I'm on that account

not anymore.

gonna throw so many stones at you

Well it's got platinum working on the combat and a guy who's made a bunch of flawed but apparently neat JRPGs leading the game overall, so probably? I've not played Nier or any of the Drakenguard games that precede it personally, however.

he wants that D

Of course I mean irl. I have an insatiable need for cuddles dude.

Buy it for me and I'll make a vid.

HAI ERIO I MISS YEW

new

new

What am I buying?

I want to ask for something.
Do you have a discord?

Drakenguard... I think saw someone do a playthrough of that game
At least the third one. Was a neat game

i'm not a loser who uses Skype thoguh LOL