*pulls some pork*

*pulls your pork*

Uh

both :^)

delete

that's a cancerous overused meme and i'm tired of seeing it every time i go to the other thread

Btw can you shut up about oork
Am jew

And?
It's still there, in emoji form or not~

Hey man, my family were all either Irish or Rich British aristocrats which came here to exploit the criminals.

...so yeah I guess I'm half criminal

Show your roots, have some pride!

why not just call it pork?

why

it's not a name.

It started with "I've been making pulled pork for over twenty years, I've built my own smokehouse, make thousands of rubs, made thousands of sauces. I've bought several different kinds of cuts from the pork. I've cooked in in ovens and smokers and grills. And you come in here, plop like three ingredients into a slow-cooker, and then leave it! You don't do anything! And it's the best fucking pulled pork I've had in my fucking life!

But there's a "Difference"

It doesn't describe how it's served. There's sliced pork too.

simple is best sometimes. people forget that.

STOP PORK

Wait where's the ending quote in this first reply D:

I know where he's coming from though. He's a foodie and all that. But he's putting effort into making a simple meal complex. Which he shouldn't.

I like making ribs too but haven't had a chance to for quite some time.

remove non kosher

Both headphones and what~?

Headphones I'm not sure of specifics though, I'll figure that out when I have the dosh.

That's for me to decide, Sparkles.

Between Irish and criminals?
Funny joke.

"

Drunkards and Irish.

Big spoon.

I got mine for free when I got my previous phone!

Thanks I was starting panic

Reee

bbq'd pork served in korea
sliced pork
diced pork
pulling on the pork
stabbed pork
rare pork
pork pork

it's all just pork?

:c

oh man, I love ribs so much. make me some.

nuke is absolute bs

I might get ribs for dinner
Nom

No, that's dog.

You went from not hungry to wanting my meat pretty quickly.

scoots buy me a pizza and wings :3

no

no cute redheads in op

you did that on purpose. you are evil.

Well if you ever find yourself in the evil cesspit that is Orlando, I'll hit you up with some good food.

buy me a milkshake

I will absolutely hold you to that.

Maaaaaaaaaaaybe

buy me tendies REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Now that you know I make pulled pork it seems.

nooooo ;~;

it black an white manga
:3
she could be red for all u know~

me 2

/wags tail

It might be cat.

you should make a big bbq feast when I visit. that's one of my favorite foods ever.

Depends on the wallet hit. And if you are meme'ing

no
it normal food... not evil

I might be going there for Memorial Day.

buy me and luka milkshakes

I am memeing but would not say no to a free meal. only a dummy would.

Big spoon > little spoon, but both are good

Full headphones though, or just earbuds!

Why :c?
It's a good name~

Starcraft of all things has nukes now?

How unpatriotic

All you're getting is nuggets.

I'm not cooking a huge meal for two people. You'll have to come by separate days if you want variety in barbecue.

Hmm.

Whoopty fuckin' doo.

That's the joke.

...

I know its not

...

you'll get sick of me after one day though.

...

koko is best yuri

I see, well i think someone here is owed a free pizza on me. Its an almost monthly ritual.

Usually takes me seven days to be sick of company.

So I'm not hungover.
The only pain I have is the normal shit because I don't take care of myself.

yes

Who?
What?

How are you not hungover?

it's not me.

i want stuff!! >_<

how

yummy strawberry vanilla swirl with cute whiped creme' on toppe

I call it.

I'm exceedingly good at making people dislike me after meeting me.

I mean, I have to drink a lot to get drunk so I can only imagine I have a decent tolerance.
I had like 15 of those bottles.

They were a bitch to throw out by the way.

kyouko

Most whores do.

You seem popular enough here.

Not drunk enough to send me cute pics.

meet me *in person

I've been cutting back on how much of a slut I am.

*Meat

You probably just freeze up and say/do something cringy. I've known the worst humanity has to offer. You'll be fine.

Squash still a whore

For you.

;_;

Well you get dibs then

oh bby

actually I don't do that. a lot of people in my life mistakenly think I'm somewhat normal.

Then what's the issue.

that is very much needed

5s

Dis is 5

Do you not sparkle?

Oh
Kyouko most fun
Yui most based

I have yet to figure it out, but without fail 90% of people who meet me never seem to want to interact again.

u~u
pls noo bully~

do u like esspresso?

not really...

You meet a lot of fags it seems.

WOOOOOOOSH

yui is a buzzkill cunt and always cucking koko
yui a shit

not a lot. percentages don't mean big numbers!

Then it's not a big enough group to mean anything. Stop worrying about it.

yeees
I had them everyday when in london

#NiggerNavy

apparently we've never met

...

That's an order.

I believe in you.
And your sparkling radiance.

Yui just wants what's best!
She's cool and collected while doing it too!
Don't bulli the yui!

bully all the yuis

I wish it worked that way. I'll try.

So you ever just wanna hang yourselves, or is that just me?

Good girl.

...

oh I'm hung alright

hmmmmm

funny kitty

can u imagine a esspresso milkshake with hazelnut and buorguise creme' delight and uh soy lechathin
lightly accented by a gentle vanille sweetness
but with all the energy and caffiene of a coffee all in one sophisticated milk shake ♥

;~; why r u so hung up on sparkles?

*hugs* :c

...

oh my

Ew

Kitty is fun

...

cute pic

live for kitty !

u r cute 2
*hufs* ♥

Asking me not to bully is like me asking you to not be a whore.

pulled pork is when they tear the fancy muscly strands of meat apart

Because, I like it, and it's a better name than Luka.

Nah i might want to do it... but im not actually going to do it.
Who else would be top memer?

soo...
something we aren't
:3

i don't like it

I feel that's a bit sophisticated for my taste

dropping care packages errywhere

Why so ohmy

Why on earth not?

u should taste it anyways~
*hugs*

that knife gave me lewd thoughts

Oh my.
Now that certainly is interesting.

meme are fun!

because im not earth

You're in space?
All the more reason to call you sparkles.

Ree

Exactly
Meme are life

yes
very

who r u anyways? *pouts*

boop

You shouldn't just admit to things like that, Neko.

I'm Squid.

why not

nope... since u call me sparkles ur not allowed to b squid! hmpph~

I guess there's no harm in trying

is what they yell when the package arrives

Because it's incredibly inappropriate suggestion for such a public space

I'm open to suggestions

far more inappropriate things have been said here
youdon't even know what i was thinking

Hey, that me

There's only so many things a knife and that look can suggest.

lol
you poor poor plebeian

Well, from a general point of view, obviously.
When it comes to specifics there's endless possibilities.

can i call luka sparkles too

and if it not taste 2 ur liking
theres always other flavors! ^ ^

i dunno anymore ;~;

TELEPORTS BEHIND YOU

thats some naruto shit right there

Then I shall take the lack of objection as a forfeit, and call you sparkles from hereforth.

Nothing personnel, sakura

i dont wanna be sakura?!
can i roleplay as shikamaru

i wont adknowledge it then.

I was actually going to use shikamaru. But thought youd want to be the grill

Why not?
I have a hard time believing you dislike the name quite as much as your protest may suggest.

luka, whats your favorite alias?

im very much like shikamaru
boy genius and slothlike

although I really liked the character development and look they gave sakura as an adult

anyways post more koko

...

What do I get out of this?

is koko the fukkireta girl

Such a grag

Drag
Even

happy kittens

Happy kittens on their own isn't quite a reason, though~

He meant Kyouko.

This is such a shit version of this but I'm inebriated and can't be fucked finding the better version I have saved somewhere.

shikamaru had the best battles in the series
especially the hidan and kakuzu one

then whats the fukkireta girl called

Cool starry bra.

well what do you want?

because i pro test

luka

Beasty

Teto.

Kasane Teto.

You're welcome, user.

Something to make it worthwhile.

You're pro me calling you Sparkles?
Wonderful, glad it's settled.

specify

okay.
Hi Sparkly!

what does this mean
im just a weeb that spends too much time on naruto

is it the same girl tho?
i dont remember her hair being that dark of a shade

Well, there's always that picture of Yui.

She's a notvocaloid, it's all fanart.

i wanna drink things outta her cup twirls

what about it?
Are you saying you wanna try what i was thinking with the knife?

I dunno
Im only on series 3 of shonen
So im not that far ahead

whats series 3 of shonen

Shonen jump naruto

nope

no

I'm not saying anything, Neko.

There's holes in the bottom, though.

It's too late.

what about it then?

the babby version?

ok luka

i wanna suckle things from her twirly funnel loops

Yeah. Gotta wath in sequence

Who knows.

never 2 latte'

*hugs*

how long do you think itll take?

so whats the luka doing in the morning this time

/makes sparkles a latte

watching this:

nope

...

Until last Thursday probably

How do you take your coffee then?

Yes, Neko~?

annoying

did people really have trouble walking more than 5 miles a day?

So in the past?

Just what is so annoying?
Not taking advantage of your predisposition to knives~?

as Luka

yea
no transport back then like how it is now.

How lame.

Nah it'll be a while

not telling me anything

Well I don't know just what you want, do I?

666
999

no

back from the hospital

this video is very informative
how do you find them?

you can speed it up if you shut yourself in with a tub of icecream and some bottles of the finest soda

devilish

it's about what you want

by clicking random informative vids on youtube~

Exceedingly so.

I mean, this is true. Maybe I should just start experimenting until I find just what you like.

What'd they do to you?

i just click a bunch of songs and thats what my youtube gives me

apologizing!

I guess

e-experimenting?

G-Gomenasai

Well I need to find just how far you go, don't I?

steam
I need to close my browser so i can rek faggots online

they looked at my peen and said "oh that's not herpes, that's just (word for bacterial infection of hair follicle), have some anti-biotics and your dick will be ship shape in no time"

Folliculitis, that's the word

I figured so. That was the inevitable~

wat

:c

i hardly click any songs

feku help me out

Is it a good anime?

i also found this one channel recently and it always makes me laugh

how do i assist

Idk there's only 1 episode out but it was cute as heck

Nvm I fixed it ._.
Was importing my clickerheroes save and it wasn't working but it's all good now

Look at this lol

Okay nobody has the right to make a set go from the lucky star opening mixed with axel F by fucking crazy frog into a james bond song remix into chrono trigger into one winged angel into legend of zelda and have it be this fucking good

I think I'm going to go die myself to sleep now

shit taste
u fokkin wot m8

...

woooah how did u get that thing up so far
this is my best and she already lost one life

maybe after i'm done watching this

I think I got a little bit lucky, and used a candy cane already
11 left now

Mythical with Extra Lives is insane o.o

You play osu mania you have the worst taste :c

is that like a one episode thing?

there was a point of time when i would run 3 mercs one for souls and 2 for cycling through new mercs and thats how I found it

i think I used like 3 candy canes on this one so technically she died 4 times

yeah adorable 'one-shot' animations~

daww~ the dog isn't biting mans leg anymore ^w^

Oh nice strategy

CH2 when?!

...

You better assume its working days

thinking on it I think I placed it before january first

i like the episodes where they have that one lanky looking detective on the case
hes really funny

idk?? I heard it was going to be rpg like?
is that art for it?

hai bardo
still no luck with the guitar?

Any tome soon. Probably monday

imma head out for a bit

brb soup

I gave in and went and bout a book of checks to get the routing checking number and when I went to sign up for the payments I was denied because isntead of putting dashes in my social security I put spaces in it
after I contacted them they were all like

CANT DO ANTHING LOL MAYBE WELL OFER DIS I NTHE FUUTUERE HAHA

Happy eats

imma be so fucking pissed if it doesnt come in and they try charging me to get a new one
it was 20 fucking dollars and I mean while thats chips and all
it's still 20 fucking dollars for nothing
That really burns me
And I dont want to wake up and see all my money gone one day you know

what are you up to today?

I think that art on the CH2 website was concept for CH1, so actually no one has any idea what it's gonna look or feel like

happy souping! hope you enjoy it

so you got royally screwed by modern day currency handling?

are you really hyped for it? personally I will try it when it comes out but if its too similar to ch1 i probably wont care for it

GJM/HorribleSubs?

That would suck fam
No one likes paying for nothing
Working
No fun here b0ss

I'm hype for everything
It'll probably be disappointing

HS upscale to 1080p so.. that if you're watching fullscreen?
GJM's 720p will get stretched

new

terrible company but the only one who offers payment plans on reverb

It doesnt one hundred percent shut down my plan

but it costs me literally $1000 dollars more to get it new instead of the used 'mint quality
and reverb is the only site that lets me link my bank with a check so until I get my card I cant get it at a different site

huge fucking difference between monthly payments of 175 and 255 bucks

yeah if that's not the god damned truth

you're always working

too bad you and I cant be neets and have everyone else pay for us