something something high sodium
Something something high sodium
I am the purest boy around
but the most impure girl
No one is pure here.
man elsa really let herself go in that statue
stiflers mom has got it going on
not even you?
The mould never bothered her anyway
when the roast is too hot
or wait, that should be.... mold?
Grim knows that feel
I'm an old man full of spite. So no.
Doesn't Finch get with her in the 2nd one?
dude you are on FIRE today.
choirduo best couple
only veigar allowed
Veigar a shit.
Or were you hoping for a different answer.
I just always thought you were pure.
don't question the last thing I have
Not morally, anyway.
swimming ships aatrox
r u a virg tho
kayle x aatrox hidden otp
LOL OH NO
I very purely lost my virginity
Yeah, that is just disgusting.
Don't you look at me.
YES OK bed
I didn't know you were into that shit mandy
Flattered you thought of me in such high regard.
well I haven't lost it
we are equal?
it's more that you choose to reveal so little of yourself and I try not to make assumptions about people.
does your dong have a mind of its own then
You rarely ask me of myself.
I think of something and then forget it
Good night ^^
euh are you pure then
because it seems like you don't appreciate that kind of thing. and also because I usually don't do that sort of thing. now that I'm thinking about it you do tend to give me more information when I do ask than I've seen you give others...
is it sleep
Because I respect you more than the others.
and I still can't for the life of me understand why.
okay lets test it
dick goes where
You don't need to understand it to believe it.
Did you know...
We should've known the impurity..
oh wow... i'm one of the only 2 people that picked dom on that straw poll...
great facial structure
the goatie is ....kinda eh... but not horrible.
good clean skin
stark piercing grey blue eyes
curtains are out of style
plastic bath rungs? looks not fashionable either :\
surely you can understand that I have like, zero self esteem so it's pretty hard to believe that anyone could think anything about me at all, really. but then again I see no reason for you to lie, so it's conflicting.
tokai i fucking love you oh my god
dom is a lewd stance
people actually believe this
I have become death....
Guess you'll have to believe me due to the facts provided and your own viewpoints of my own behavior between yourself and others.
I just trimmed the goaty, so is fine now!
SHUP THAT SHIRT IS FROM SWIM TEAM BARRACUDA 4 LYFE.
Eh, not my house not my fashion
that's funny and odd and weird
For everyone who just died from Squash's side.
I'm so old I'm dusty.
Wear that suit and you'll intimidate/impress the people around you of how well you care for yourself. Giving you that magnetic allure.
being funny will make people around you smile and relaxed.
Sometimes. It is not under my control.
its in human nature to be lewd and its also in human nature to be embarrassed, but denial is unhealthy
do you want someone to blow u
Look at the post I made before and think about what I mean.
I didn't even think of that.
yeah, that logic is pretty sound unfortunately for my self loathing tendencies. you've bested me again.
nvm alls good.
you must find a mate before it spreads
its my new fav
well what were u going for
I won't blow you because I'm not gay
You prefer me on top anyway.
it's in old thred
do ho ho
Te he he.
Mandy, is your bike a 2003 Harley Sportster?
socks doesn't wanna intimidate.
Magnetic allure? lol
I'm good enough at being funny!
No. It is a 1981 Shovel.
you are a normal good person i guess? lol
serious face is kinda scarey >_<
I was just, like.
'cause I just dusted my computer and fixed my wire mess.
And my hands feel all dusty.
Also, it'd not gay if she's a girl.
I did the *kisses U lovingly*
And then I said your supposed to do it back
I'm aware, you've indicated as such previously.
by what rules? ._.
saw a post on reddit of a guy going by something "mandy" related talking about his bike and thought of you, lol
I'm not a girl
unless you mean you, and if its that I wouldn't know how to blow a girl
wut stuffs did u dust with
am I scurring u?
I don't know who made the rules but its better if done like this !
I try to stay a good bit away from reddit. Never got into it. Don't like the user interface.
luka you are not a dom lol
I won't blow you because I'm not gay
Also, it'd not gay if she's a girl.
Did he claim to be?
please no bully
why would I mention it if he did not?
Which is a contradictory statement, seeing how much you love getting bullied.
nigga starting shit
He's totally dominant in his hypothetical lesbian relationships since they'd be working and he'd just play LoL all day. In no way, shape or form would he be the bitch of that arrangement.
Making sure because the disbelief is too strong and I am not going to start reading his posts now.
totally forgot about your highly selective palate for posts.
Luka dominates me all the time.
Shes got me begging for anime tiddies and kisses
Usually the bitch is the one who has the sugar daddy, not the one who is the sugar daddy.
p o w e r b o t t o m s
I never claimed to be a bastion of logic and reason.
Only thing you claimed yesterday was how you're a slut for me telling you how much of a slut you are, and begging for me to hm at you.
The entire thing was sarcasm.
The one that's too afraid to even speak in voice and/or say hi to a person is clearly a dominant individual, bigot.
my lawyer advises me to say that I have no memory of that.
Ah, guess I don't need to call you those things again then.
Clearly just so dominant that we aren't worthy of hearing their voice, duh.
he was banished to the shadow realm
hey now. come on. I didn't say that.
Remember something now?
hmph! fine. I liked that. happy now?
You liked what?
i don't know.
done like what?
;~; i'm not?
when you hm at me!
when cupcake doesn't like your Hms
You didn't ask me for just that yesterday.
when put in a room full of doms and subs you lean more towards neutral-sub imo
but ofc people can be subbier than you
and maybe you only prefer to date those kinds of people, thats why you think you're a dom
snarl bark bark *shows teefers*
well now I'm confused. it's not nice to bully someone with a bad memory.
tracer's have that special somethin'
i'm a kewl neutral like SD?
you know what sucks
when you want to shave your stubble and trim your sideburns but you get into the shower forgetting to trim the burns and now you can't even shave because it's not even worth it
shitty first world problems
yes I am a total slut.
SD..I think he's more towards the dom side
just by the way he acts while drunk
dullahans are underrated
You know what sucks?
I couldn't shitpost almost all day because I turned my computer off to clean it and I couldn't use Isla (my laptop) to shitpost while it was down.
I literally thought I was going to die.
why'd it take you the entire day to clean your computer?
you give the kisses back
Glad you hold your position with such pride.
I'll bite you
(just kitten I don't into dom stuff)
I made it about cleaning my room, and then I ran to the mall with my friends to get some compressed air.
I think she's adorable but she's definitely not the type of monster girl I like. you know. in a lewd way.
cry me a river bby
it's not pride. I'm just into being shamed so it works well.
thinking about shitposting while with friends irl
I'd cuddle with one ngl
That works too. Just don't beg for it too often and you'll be fine.
All this killing community killing has me beat.
that's no way to get a head in life.
i don't really feel that from him toward me or much of anyone i guess...
u should make a list of people u see as Dom's and Subs
on a list/graph/chart
goodnight you fucking champion.
hmph. fine. I won't.
here you go *hands it back to you, just like you asked* ^_^
i want a teddy bear...
I already have one!
sleep with him every night
his name is Mr fluffers
I'm not actually that bad.
I was shitposting in my Discord on my phone while I cleaned. :^)
i want a big soft new teddy bear to hug at night...
a dakimakura fulfills that
Get me a beer.
not into puns?
I am out of words
too much work
get a teddy then!
I had enough from socks
none of them have the blue mountains activated.
I really like that song.
I need something else to do while I clean or I just stop cleaning and do something else.
I'm one of the ones who was formally diagnosed with ADHD, remember?
but you take meds for it
i want one!
congrats on some sciece thingy oragnization teamrocket promotion r/d sector relocation pay grade raise
to a new home too?
where is good one ....
I stopped taking those back in grade 9 because no one would tell me what the fuck they did, and I got really booty bothered.
I could get put back onto them if I wanted to, just have to ask my doc.
im against that because then youll develop a dependence on it
but if you cant manage your adhd without them then idk
I like meds and I have lots of problems but I never get prescribed
me on the right
u on the hugged
Make me a sandwich.
that really socks.
it's a classic.
hopefully you make it good and stuff...
well my gramma gave me mine like.. 12 years ago
so I dunno.
then I can buy you league skins
you're out of bread.
what kinda covers would you get if you had one?
I'd be fine giving it a chance, because I'd already spent, like, 6 years on them and quit them cold turkey that time.
Go see your doctor and tell him you want to be checked out.
You're a classic, bby.
*wraps my arms around U and holds U warmly*
I don't know where the irony ends anymore.
im scared of my doctor
Make me soup.
unsolicited public pets. so scandalous.
Not sure. Nothing, I think. Waiting for a text.
Then... get a new one...?
"We have passed a point where we should have stopped, but let's keep on going."
there was a little sardonically sprinkled irony in there
all I have is canned, is that okay?
thats not the problem
im just hikineet
Then that sounds like a you problem.
yeah... i got a 42 year old teddy bear too.
something pretty and cute and adorable to see every time
that will make me smile and happy to have it
i dislike that meme.
that lux skin came outta nowehre though
waiting for food
I'm out of soup.
i like it?
arent all my problems a you problem
is this cute
*blushes and hides my face in your chest* >~<
Poe's Law has became a reality.
oh that's so cool!
kinda want to eff luka tbh
can someone give me detailed steps on how erin pulled his tooth out
i'm ready to yank this bitch with pliers
What did you order?
Lots and lots of drugs is the only step required.
whole lotta alcohol and a pair of pliers
iunno i didnt order it
I couldnt even afford it
from a known slut no less!
Also, having a muslim girlfriend to begin with is a bad sign.
You're too eager to fellate.
this isn't lewd?
be fucking crazy?
Ain't it wonderful?
you asked for it!
eh... that's not my style. :\
tell me about your beachside house....
my gran parents got it
and now it's mine.
it still look kinda ok
it a panda with long legs and arms
don't you logic me
make sure you get the root and use pressurized water to remove any debris in the toothhole
Muslims aren't a race, you fuckwit.
you probably just didn't see it
that's awful cute
do you prefer lewder ones?
I also asked for a beer and a sandwich.
ok thanks guys im gonna go for it
guys how do I get a lot of (you)s on a post?
i'm actually banned from there for all eternity
live stream it nigger
you weren't really interested in it tho?
like it seemed not your style?
do you really want to be miserable
DO IT TRISTAN
I couldn't find those things.
I love how accurate this honestly is.
oh lol why?
ill share my popcorn with you instead
i want one i can actually use tho
but on a real tip guerrero you can like kill yourself cause it's probably going to be infected and you don't have super man strength like erin
I got sand in my vagina.
I get most of my (you)s from baiting people with my "gib me money goberment!!!!" posts
Well muslim certainly isn't a sex, so....what?
what kinda teddy do you want?
a big 3 ft one?
can't wait to get my 5 grand check from disability income and blast 1k of it on a new computer
Time to give up on reality and/or drive a semi through a parade of some sort.
have you ever noticed how a trap can like show up outta know where, only stick around for a couple weeks, and people still talk about it for a year?
for cyber bullying grim's arch nemesis
how do you feel about my advances?
i already am but yes don't worry i dont have nearly enough meth to pull my teeth out
don't worry subby im not dum enough
im just attention posting cuz i just had a root canal and my face hurts
oh... that's too bad.
what else do you have?
how big is 3 ft?
i want huggable one...
That pic with the pliers had me
3 feet is about a meter
thank every lord
1 meter is about one yard
How old were you when you died on the inside?
wat is a meter ?
but still i wouldn't fuck around with self-dentristanry
don't be a fucking retard
Can anyone solve this math problem that 65% of pre-born infants could?
Solve for y.
Removed sand from my vagina.
i dunno how to visualize that.
nigga what system of measurement are you on?
3 feet is a yard
a yard is 1/100 of a football field
100 cm, give 'er take
You make me so sad.
that's true. you do do that.
I do not. I drink hard liquors.
I have noticed that, actually.
really makes you think...
I dunno how to describe measurements!
ywn have a 6ft teddy
That would be a bit mainstream, no?
probably around 4/5 of your leg
Get me a glass of whiskey then.
you are like a black hole of emotion
this dude who tried to post here but he basically got laughed out after a few months
he would like go on these tyrades and shit
i think grim actually wants to fuck him
but then he somehow became an admin on /lewd/ and he has a quick pull trigger for rudeness
yeah like if you're that desperate for replies
get a little hrt
it even worked for that clown ghostie
You have a vagina right?
how do keep sand from getting into it?
also how do you get it out ?
;; sorry to worry you
your concern makes me feel a little bit better
what, 12? I dunno. I was born in '96
that picture is 2009
again man i was just attention posting cuz i dont feel good dont worry about me
also, lol'd at dentristanry
I love you dad
How tall are you, Theseius?
coming right up
brb getting some whoremoans
Block it off with a dick.
i wonder wat all that weird gobbly gook looks like...
does that look like something?
ya... i dunno Wat all these people spouting measurements an sutff
all look like in size?
i don't understand...
BUT CLEARLY NOT ENOUGH TO SELF-MUTILATE FOR ME
yeah i felt pretty crafty with that pun
it was a good opener i have to admit
you probably felt cared for for a few minutes
my mom genuinely likes the big bang theory
this kills the amy
They used to be called Grimmy
it's about how far I'm gonna shove my fist up your ass
subtle cockblocked my reply
and i think he's actually mod not admin
my parents LOVE it too
like a lot
i don't get it
i actually used to party with that galecki dude's brother
he was kinda a dick
a metre stick?
Oh, I like BJ
Cockblocking replies? What?
did you want me to autistically rp giving you a drink now?
or just get fat
tits are tits
MUTILATE ME YOURSELF DADDY
lol yeah i did
sometimes when you feel shitty that's enough to help
had a root canal like a day ago and the fucker didnt give me any painkillers so i'm on Tylenol 3
my mom does too. I feel your pain.
Yeah you seem like a hugboxy kinda person
That would be silly.
I got mine from qhi.co.uk
No, the Canadian creature with a vagina would resent me.
you asked me and he was like
OH OH OH I KNOW IT
so fucking annoying when people do that
was joke. I identify as a dude.
that's not exactly a no...
don't do the wrong things.
uh... unno... something with a 5 and uh...a 6?
i haven't seen a meter stick in over 5 years?
i can't remember how big it is?
THATS NOT WHAT I SAID YOU REATRD-GARA
5'6 or 6'5?
tfw no 6'5 amazon gf
I appreciate that you need my clear concise answers to make a decision.
No, I want real whiskey, not rp whiskey. You did good, slut.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU SAID BITCH!
the reasonable one? ._.,
oh shit dude
i'm pretty scared of having to have those
i know they're coming too cause my teeth are a mess
i will need gas for that
ew too big
anime girls need Bs at most
kinda wish we could go see lala land together
that movie looks fun af
like give me a second to post my damn reply
I forgive you because Lulu is cute.
look just because I like cross dressing and like pretending I'm a slutty girl to strangers online doesn't mean I'll ever be a girl. geez.
you did good, slut
I can finally die happy.
Put my testicles in a vice and crush them with a mallet.
google only show pictures of it...
not an IRL
meter stick to show real size
didn't those two act in some other movie where they fell in love too?
when you see a nice picture but it has nico in it
You can die after we're in Ireland and you make me food.
when you see a nico
ok find your shoe size, look up how many cm that is in length, then divide 100 by that number and imagine that many feet of yours
You just crush on Neru.
You-gara garchu ?
I only crush on trolls.
i love the canadian creature
they literally just milled out most of my tooth
i had gas but i was still awake for most of it
didn't feel shit until later that day and now it fucking THROBS in that way that only tooth pain could
currently waiting for an appointment to have it filled and capped
it's just an empty half tooth atm
they fell in love in this movie
but i guess they do more lovey dovey things in that: "LaLa Land" movie?
hey I capped that face too.
oh, that's why Luka sounds familiar, that's how one of my frat brothers pronounces his name, as he's french!
it's been bugging me
Its because they don't wear shoes.
what are you doing?
You got me.
65 inches is also reasonable.
I'll assume 5'6, so that means you're an inch shorter than me.
From your hips to the ground is about a meter.
Playing pokemon sun while hoping to be emasculated.
she is actually a real girl unironically, yes. you know i'm "straight", darwin.
I don't think any of your avatars actually wear shoes.
You are trollsexual.
Well, yeah, but, like, is she funny or something?
it was too good to pass up.
yeah that movie with steve carrel
crazy stupid love
that movie was really fucking good. it was then i developed a man crush on gosling
and joined the rest of the world
i wasn't saying you should
aren't you that guy who kanra raped or something?
oh i see
i can take the after pain
but for some reason pain while dental work is going on
i have zero tolerance for
i think my teeth are super special sensitive
yea that one
my avatar doesn't have feet so...
Calm down slut.
All of your avatars smell like ravioli !
Some wear sandals...
The trolls are not for sexual.
ywn stroke a the tip of a lamia's tail
I am a failure of a person and also like pokemon.
What are you doing?
What if that was the only way to bring back their color?
I'm VERY confused here
are you asking me why i love her? lol
yeah man i would rather break a bone than have dental pain, my fucking teeth are sensitive as shit. I feel you.
who is this miia fellow?
Dirty feet pervert.
They do that by singing and dancing ONLY.
Have they tried the other way?
I'll have to help them test.
yeah i don't know what it is
i even have a really high pain tolerance. when i shredded my ankle i didn't even go to the hospital until the next day. granted i was crazy drunk, but still
dentists always tell me it isn't going to hurt
and it always does
a fucking lot
oh that explains it
lol thats so me ! xD
soo much effort...
maybe my 40 inch flat screen is a better tool of measurement to compare to?
Megurine Luka is a Japanese Vocaloid....
oh ok... so that's what a meter is irl
hmm... a meter tall teddy bear sounds pretty comfy tbh
gosling got it in good with the real good directors and stuff when he did stuff like Drive and that other similar film and the one where he had that relationship with that other actress in that one scene in the love hotel bedroom something Blue Love or something...
and then he also got other roles... but yeah gosling is a nice actor. niche
crazy, stupid love was so good...
Real sluts never calm down.
It's only a rough approximation.
I can't give you anything exact without actually being there.
I also like them clean, though. :3
They are too small.
how's your folder coming along.
about that is a meter.
And Lucas Is my fraternity brother:D
I hope someone steps in mud before they step on you.
Not if you push hard enough.
crazy, stupid love was so good...
it really was. i've watched it a few times
the first time i saw it was on a plane, and of course you love everything you see on a plane
but i even really liked it not on a plane
Don't let your legs give out now.
Into the trash you go
So hurry up and get less calm
i feel a little dirty that luka typed a paragraph at me
I guess when you are also that small...
i dont wanna be a huge turbofag and go into detail but i'll just say she's good to me
despite being completely honest with her about how shitty I am lol
i'm also a horrible lightweight when it comes to ear pain
like i can smash my finger with a hammer and be less cry about it than just a standard ear infection
I will never satisfy a real woman, I must result to trolls.
is that actually legit
hmm never had those but i'm convinced that i need to have my ears professionally cleaned out cause they always feel clogged
R U TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF GAYLORD
*steps in mud*
Need a light ?
Lets turn up the heat.
Ready to roast.
say the word.
You got my attetion.
I'm not just some flash in the pants you know.
slow down. wears the fire ?
i'm always hot and bothered
we're grillin' and killin'
my friend is being a cunt so I am trying to calm myself down
hey sexy ^^
Did you google translate song lyrics or some stupid shit?
when I'm getting around the age where I'm going to die I think I'll just take comically large amounts of DMT and have them euthanize me while I'm passed out
calm down neko-chin
No, I'm taking about your girlfriend.
but you keep saying...
I'M FREAKIN' OUT MAN
No you idiot.
i'd suck her penis
Cunts are for fucking.
wow, literally called this exact post in discord 20 minutes ago
buy a home flush kit nigga they help
don't want ot be near them right now
That's an order slut.
Good, much better.
Far more fun when you're in distress.
Then fire whoever wrote that piece of shit.
rate my snow angel
Its not my fault you can't understand.
Good call, I also do not want to be near cunts.
various darwin boyfriends/stalkers
main posters consistently
have you guys ever noticed that this board is kinda turning into mlpchan?
Hm hm hm hm hmm.
Since when are you complaining?
I don't want to understand.
ignored by grimu and neko-chin
eh i don't know if i have the patience for that
i just jam the wax in further with qtips
cause it feels so good
that was amazing
don't be gay
what about me?
It's an unstoppable plague.
whats a fun game if you have a shit pc
is this what you came for? me complaining? give me something to complain about.
Yeah dumb people are normally happy because of that.
I'm cursed with my MASSIVE brain and desire for knowledge.
Wanna play that together?
There were some characters I wanted to try last time.
why would I subject myself to torment
Really makes you think...
i know... u~u
i dunno wat frats are like.
i haven't seen anything on a plane.
i forgot where i was going with this
based brian i assume?
I'll try my best.
Hey man I just wanted to comment on sluts.
I don't care about no complaining, you slut.
Woe is you, your boundless intellect tying you endlessly to shitty song lyrics.
Indeed. Enough of that for tonight.
Yeah but I have exams coming up in the next 3 weeks, I can't really get sucked into that
'Cause you have a bad PC :3
magnetism follows the laws of conservation right?
who even are you.
yes, that was a good amount.
Just let me know.
Also we're supposed to play more B
oy's L ove 2 sometime.
or based steve
i can atleast handle warframe but im currently bored of that
Anonymous and Australian.
paul paul blart
Magnetism is a force, not mass or energy.
too many people post her
I mean like
you can't just create additional magnetism out of nowhere right?
it can't be nefel
those are the only tolerable dingofuckers i know
oh and based dags
how was your NYE?
We could always play Maplestory 2 if it ever comes out
Play osu with me tomorrow
Good job, you fucked up.
What are you even laughing at you slut?
I wanted to play Mabi Heroes before it became Vindictus.
:o source of that pic
I quit osu
wait what the fuck
oh man this sleepy hollow show looks TERRIBLE. how can people watch this tripe
new years eve
now i kinda want to know
I quit osu
why would you even start?
you are literally clicking things
You keep saying wrong things so I MUST laugh.
I agree, I hate it. She was my first though so I use her sometimes.
I use remi or fishdog more now.
i fell asleep and didn't get to celebrate
It's not actually very interesting.
It was less of a claim more of an accusational analogy.
OKAY FIRST OF ALL THE ONLY TIME I CLICK IS DURING MENUS
AND SECOND I ONLY QUIT BECAUSE OF HARDWARE ISSUES
AND THIRD YOU REALLY DONT KNOW WHAT ABYSS YOURE GETTING IN TO AT THE BEGINNING
ywn go back in time and tell yourself about how in the future you're going to basically quit half way through every map ever either out of boredom or because you missed like one or two notes
ywn go back in time and warn yourself that eventually the only maps you're going to enjoy are the ones you can't beat