Hip hop

out of what

Yeah... I found that out.
First people I invited to my house.
Last people too. I never wanna clean up vomit again.

Don't worry, I'm not mixing it together in a bottle. I'm just trying it out.

That's why I'm here, dunno about you.

Eh, I try; not really feeling it, moogs.

Been a shitty day.

2000s rap made me misogyny

o//////////////////////////////////o

tee hee

No.

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then go get it
I'll stay on the side lines and be scurred.

don't!
that's blasphemy!

I'm here cause why not, wew.
forever virgin.

The second one has its moments, but they're not great to begin with.

Don't help when deez bitches got no chill.
Anyway, here's a song about a kitty for you.

are they worse than norm

I don't know how.

cause secret raisins
super secret raisins

By choice?
Because even I boned people.
broke their back
made them humble

I kid, and sometimes you need to get heretical to get magical

good girl ^^

always a good choice beeba, you know how to calm the tempest.

what are you even talking about?

sorry about that

They do not reach those utter depths of hideousness, but there is no good reason to watch them.

A trade will be made one of these days, Daddy

uh yes
People have asked me out
said no to all of em
also see

:|

I don't into secks cause reasons.

♥ believe it

Don't be. I just see bad days as 'Something to do to keep you from getting bored'.

I'm sorry I can't bust your nut in the most horrifying, poetical way possible.

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Iwas told one of them was not bad butit might ahve been bait

makeup then work

ttyl Daddy

Was it the same person who suggested you watch Birdman?

YOU'RE SAVING YOUR VIRGINITY FOR A SHITPOSTER!

implying I'd ever get lucky.

mmmmm

I found that video you were in back in the 80s.

I think you should know better after that.

Or unlucky. >:3
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well we have seen some pretty good movies too

He is not on point lately.

:||
I'm no gurl

later~

you had to pick the song that goes through my head enough.

Right now you are, though.

Pls stop walking into my traps, I need to save my energy for everyone else

norm was my fault though and I think darwing was the only other person exposed

ozzy ♥

the tism

does this look like girl?
m.imgur.com/KDOhtGl
Spoiler, am not girl.

I don't think so

Holy fucking shit, you're suave and fly as fuck.

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can you not pillage my lands thank you

:stoplie:

I am a barbarian

it is done often

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I went and watched memes.
Do you like memes?

my chickens will eat a ded chicken if we don't remove it fast enough.

Reading the comments on news articles about the Fort Lauderdale shooting is just a miasma of comments of either "Obama hired him" or "a gun is a nonfactor in a shooting".

Aw, we were having a moment.

you can feed dead plants to plants and they will eat it through the ground like nutrients seeping into earth and combining with water + sun

please leave the monasteries be

but isnt it mental

I can't stop laughing though.

Jesus, chickens have no chill.

nah dawg

plants eat poop so everything you eat is basically poop

yes what of it

I'll rape n pillage.

they don't
they are such monsters

That face when the dead deserved to be shot
fuck america

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Blood meal for plants.
Grow up to be the most brutal plants ever.

Yeah, wasn't lying about the suave thing, but I have shit standards.

My idea of decadence is drinking, smoking and bathing at the same time.

these memes though

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ohk that's good to hear.

I don't smoke, cause asthma.
Sorry

waiting for the custom webm where you have the screaming frog in your hand and it pans into mff rapeface

"A MAN OWNING A GUN DID NOT CONTRIBUTE TO HIM SHOOTING PEOPLE WITH IT."

LIKE, I DON'T EVEN GET WHAT LOGIC OR LACK THEREOF IS INVOLVED WITH THAT STATEMENT. THAT THE OBJECT USED TO COMMIT MURDERS WERE IRRELEVANT TO HIM MURDERING PEOPLE. LIKE HE COULD'VE JUST WILLED THE BULLETS TO KILL PEOPLE WITH HIS MIND.
I DON'T WANT TO LIVE ON THIS PLANET ANYMORE.

isnt that perm
I donno how that goes

bbut medievalism is over

I fucking love Doug Stanhope.

LOL

the basis of my claim is that it is not and I have personally seen people grow out of it

I believe you can and are as well

people get really confused when they have agendas to push

Did you just call me autistic??!

His book is great if you're ever looking for something new for the nightstand.

Don't make me steal the towns gold

You have admitted to it

remember the stories about walking on the street and getting cat called

We're going to be sent to FEMA deathcamps in Walmarts under martial law.

It's all we have please don't

I am not following

Holy shit, he has a book?

That's something I probably could do.

you did not know how to react

or when people assumed you were female in public

you went on with it

got any silver?

spring soonTM

You asked for this america. Daddy Scoot for your new king

That's probably more that he wanted/liked people to think he was rather than didn't know how to act.

We gon' git Jade Helm'd!

It's half the story of his life and career, half tribute t his mom, and being Stanhope, he's brutally honest. Lots of funny moments, and some f'ed up ones too.

Robin Hood is on Syfy right now

Can we just push the cripple down a flight of stairs?

there was a tone of distaste and nervousness in his voice when he talked about it
it was before he was confident of his feminine figure

arent you 2 years late for jade helm

Well yeah, all I have to is say one word and they know.

silver chocolate

so why didn't you

Is it me, or is he like an alternate reality Saul Goodman, or the other way round?

The governor of our state claimed it as an absolute truth and one of the main retards parroting it, Alex Jones, is someone Sabrina has dealt with.

People think that shit is going to happen every single year when it's just an annual summer training thing

Hrmm.. Grog?
Lamb steak?

but that is okay
you all have guns for this
so obama is scared

this movie is so dum

I am curious and go with everything to see where it goes.

we got goats

Not goat enough for me
Also why did you think that'd I'd pillage your lands?

LOL OK

which one
nice id
fdbfff
sounds like a sound you'd make

Vikings tend to do that

I also brabble javanese words for fun sometimes so people think I'm foreign.

armenian pie 2

Did you even watch the first one?

why'dya think I'm a Viking?

why THAT movie out of all of them?

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yes

it's over

it's done

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oh

That is another movie I would not have guessed you liked enough to bother with the sequels.

Magnum DongMind

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hive dong

praise the lord

Iwas told the third or fourth was good

same

Greg Abbot stars as Professor F.

That's what they WANT you to think. They chemicals they put in our water to make us gay frog people need time to work so we'll be complacent and hop on the trains without a fight.

If Saul had an even more irresponsible little brother, it'd be Doug. But at least Doug is honest.

I'm awfully confused

It's snowing here.
Hell has truly frozen over.

No, it's still 80 here.

What about the lizard people? And the EXPERTS?

I think it's going to pass us by. They have the heat cranked to Surface of the Sun in my office. Wussies.

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They are not.

but this one is so dumb it passes the first in a way

You'll know when the race riots begin

You guys got shot up for more gay sodomites or something.

My heater's only one 65, I think.
I went to get the mail in just shorts but I've lived in the midwest.

-e

I'm white
but since my momma's mom was a jew, I think that makes me a jew

day unsuccessful

I see more niggers moving in every day.

The most I remember about it was that it had some Sum 41 song.

watch the scary movie series, Neru.

The shitting parrot had me in stitches

Sum 41 - Fatlip
I don't know why I know this.

trumpets and glue

Idid not like the one I saw

It's only about looks bud.
You look norwegian so they'll take that.
I'm more white than anyone I know irl but don't look the part so noone takes that.

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irl you dumb redneck

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yeahno the second is better than the first I guess

I look Norwegian?
That's a new one!

It is all coming back to me now, and I do not like it.

As opposed to what? "Online racial identity"?

i'm trans nigger

What are the others

I don't want to believe you're this stupid

I am trans snek

By what metric is there racial identity that isn't "irl"?

I MEAN PEOPLE I KNOW IRL YOU ABSOLUTE RETARD

German
aussie
English
French, even

do white people go days of their lives not eating rice? how do you do it

what happened for the shirt to conveniently tear at those parts

i am a loli

Ihave seen cringier tv shows though

bird groping

huh I expected more nordic.

ah well
German works too

is there a bra

monstergirls don't wear bras

It's cause of my rhotacism, mostly.
they think it's a foreign accent

If you're whiter, why are you exclusively around 20% of the population?

Yes.
Bread is the staple carb of white people's diet.

it must suck to be white

plskillme

Like Fillmore? :^)

He's like Wilders tho

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Texas may suck when it comes to a lot of social issues, but San Antonio is going to open the world's first fully handicap accessible water park this year. That's really cool. :3

Isn't that like your guys Farage?

I'm biting my tongue instead of making another joke about Greg Abbott.

not even close

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You know what was a really great show

Dirty Jobs

Mike Rowe had a great sense of humor bordering on childish, and the various jobs he did were super neat

plus he brought to light a lot of injustices like to animals and shit

No he's an indonesian

oh I get that then.

are you really gonna do this

yea, people can't distinguish speech impediment from accents

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That was amusing, along with Deadliest Catch.
I don't know why I enjoyed that latter one though.

You guys are faggots.

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I regret looking up Geert Wilders.
The guy who's "keep the Netherlands white" isn't even white.
I don't know what level of subirony we're at.

ｄｉｄ　ｙｏｕ　ｊｕｓｔ　ａｓｓｕｍｅ　ｍｙ　ｇｅｎｄｅｒ？

wude

Dang it! You dashed my hopes.

I had a great appearance on Bill Maher's show a couple years back in which he talked about all the jobs in this country that people are taught they're "above", creating the illusion that there's no work to be had in the States. Very eye opening.

HE had. Dang it.

got my hopes up and everything

well I suppose stutters are pretty clear

deadliest catch was boring af

your butt has a great appearance ;3

Name NAMES.

yea, but not what I've got!

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the increasingly poor decisions of todd margaret
I swear there was a second and a third but they were probasbly so bad that I have repressed every memory of it

They are currently polling the highest tho

He burnt the shit out of his legs because he obviously can't feel anything. To the point he had to get skin grafts.
I was just dying laughing at my father, who's the typical Texas moderate right, make comments of "how the fuck is he paying attention to what he's signing into law if he can't even pay attention to his goddamn legs being on fire?".

better close the border guys.
I mean my mom was a refugee and didn't integrate and my wife is Hungarian but those Moroccans are a plague you feel me.

Do you always mention it first though

love israel though

no, they just assume I'm foreign then when they ask I correct em

A shitskin ching chong parading around about how great whiteness is.

rly maeks u thin

Mike seems like a decent guy. Maybe he and Gary Sinise could run for POTUS and VPOTUS.

Looks like two puppies fighting under a blanket.

His job is get sued by the Freedom From Religion Foundation and do ribbon cutting ceremonies while Dan Patrick does all the real dirty work.

see

REMOVE ISREAL

ohyeah wait I have but the movies/series were norwegia

And despite it being impossible for a single party rule as designed by the dutch system I'll still advocate for it for over 10 years.

but that's mean

huffingtonpost.com/entry/groundbreaking-ufo-video-just-released-from-chilean_us_586d37bce4b014e7c72ee56b

ayy lmaos are real

hahahah

I dont think they could handle the sheer pressure

when are we gonna meet up over a big ole plate of brisket though

I don't go up to peole saying "Hi I'm socks and I have a wotacism"

Oh, yeah. IFC shows try too hard.

I still love Ann Richards.
Seeing her daughter under those Congressional hearing about Planned Parenthood was honestly like watching the patience of saint.

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ogod are there more

but early on theen

nah
is fine
It's not mean
they're like
oh ohk
Is fiiine

Too right, taking a trip to the pound

wanna battle?

Ihave am been sleepy though

it also has that in too deep sum41 song

ah good then, there's no place for mean.

I will ask again when you wake up.

Quite a few, but we do not mention them.

I do. :3

k

And Mrs. Robinson.

I try to be amiable

didn't lemonheads cover Mrs Robinson, not sum41?

Yeah, I just mean the song was in it.

isn't that from nintendo

oh ohk

a·mi·a·ble
ˈāmēəb(ə)l/
adjective
having or displaying a friendly and pleasant manner.
"an amiable, unassuming fellow"

ohh
a jolly fellow

likeable, yuh

that's a good way to do it.

Ear and lip piercing are where it at.

I try at least

#MCMRKAUS18

#iktforPM2018
#techsupport

that's more than some people

#nocomputerleftbehind

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daddy i want youtube.com/watch?v=vA5YGVusNf8

unfortunately
Ah well, shower time.

baii

:3c

the line for me is at lip piercing

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wow im so woke

I question my reality every time luka doesn't give me a kiss or anime tiddies.

when the nice storeguy gives you free taste samples

Rem is worst girl

did you buy from him after or no

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maybe

but

*kiss*

*wakes up*

this was all a dream.

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what did you wake up to

good girl

OMG ! FINALLY !

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waifu wars tm

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YouTube and threads
and some tasty gummie candies
and breakfast

and.... uh... looking out side while listening to the youtube again while looking out my window at the falling snow and zoneing out and contemplation and meditation, but instead... i'm typing this and replying to a thread.

Yea!
:))))))

you are good to me

I voted for the bottom one.

I found it to be quite interesting.

funny cute doggo

she looks pretty

all doggos are cute and funny tho...?

nice playful happy ones that aren't mistreated and eaten.

Better than expected :3

I try my best.

Its from the anime yu yu hakusho.

its pretty good

D:::

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stuff_i_dont_like.jpg

you you Hack-show
looks old and uh... not pretty... (to me u_u)

*hugs* there there
i at least watch the animal pet rescue channel on youtube to give myself faith and hope back in humanity ;~;

were they sour or just gummy?

what do you contemplate about?

Its pretty old but I heard a remake was coming out at some point.

give me a second kiss my reality is starting to fade away.

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Kurama is a dude, tho.

very good idea!

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It's the only thing holding on this plane of existence.

Just look at my flag

is that cause your isp is weird or what

My boy D4nny

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I played inside of my router and it ended poorly.

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that sounds nasty and painful

i don't like sour stuff...
gummie bears tend to sooth my tummy actually....

i let my mind zone out and wander free... it does things like imagining indescribable feelings and concepts and thoughts that i can't put into words.... but it's like i gain some kind of clarity and feel peaceful and tranquil...
as if i'm able to dream and use my imagination to its fullest and contemplate what make things in reality exist and feel and 'do'

random stuff.... lol i dunno.

I'll remember the password at some point.

the matrix is strong in you

why did you include me in this. I'm not trying to bother you here.

That was ScreaM before he realized that he can't sing.

its on the back of the router

fuck you

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and your couch

statistically it is somebodys favourite movie

hopefully they make it look kewl and high budget and pretty animations to go with nice sequal story?

why it fade? :\

And turned hot

No I changed it

do you watch nice things?

you can reset your router from a little button, with a pen. hold it down for like 30seconds or something

It's "admin" and "password".

He went full Pasha, you always go full Pasha.

Its just a trick to get seconds

I know but I kinda like my new flag and everything is connected to the internet.

It isn't

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You'll find you a new brown daddy.

or i'm just bored enough
that my mind can wander

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Preferrably one with less salt content

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*kissing U lovingly and warmly*

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if there's a Logicalincrements.com

shouldn't there also be a: illogicalincrements guide?

good post

why not be productive
learn java or something make cool programs

shrug

[cupcake liked this post]

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♥

(scoots)

i did.

i'm scared of code.

Boosh!

I feel honoured

RUDE

You're supposed to do it back !

:3

plop

I used to be too but if a 6 year old can do it then you can too

System.out.println("Boo!");

two years worth of semen made a gloping noise as it flowed endlessly into asuna

what did he mean by this

your ASS is rude

I'm a little ruthless.

keep it in your pants, sheesh tokai. I know you're probably very drunk but just because I saw one nice thing doesn't mean you need to strip off for me, geez. rin is probably lurking too. you're gonna get us both in trouble.

and thats how powerbottoms are born

my thing says so

/kissu

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Tell me now ?

I don't really hate change though.

what

plop

It's unrelated you huge perv!

if you say so, pervo

ofc
I like watching dogs n cute animols
Also, r8 me pls m.imgur.com/oTOI4Zp

Don't worry about it.

new

why do you want to know?