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it feels so long away

*hugs onto you super tight*

Scoots is kewl~
i like seeing scoots hang around.

you have to take me to lunch as well.

Well life has also been turned upside down as of yesterday. I'm a little ultra melancholical right now. I don't know. You sound alot like Grim.
Pre-Xmas I was thinking of getting away from here for a while.
At the minute its all time I would be wasting some other way. I guess if I had something more productive to do would cause me to leave 5ever.

you're making this sound like a date

I like when Luka posts. Luka posts the cute posts.

doughnuts
for you

How does Bob Marley like his doughnuts?

Wi'Jammin'

Well, it's that time of year. I feel like shit and miss people. I come home and sit at my computer all day after work. I don't do much else to better myself. 5 years. I could have learned a language. A trade. Something.

But no. I sit here and get in pissing contests with random shitters on the web. There are some of you I hope to keep around, but god. This place devolved as hard as that is.

Scoot and Luka sittin' in a tree! P O S T I N G!


That. Is. Adorable.


Sure I do.

it most certainly will not be a date. I just want free food and stuff from the mall.

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if I think you're cute I'm probably gonna try and smash that boipussy or at least think about it.

it's inevitable, bpd makes me want to fuck anybody I find cute

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There have always been shitters. There will always be shitters. The worthwhile posters are what you make them. I think there are a handful of worthwhile posters.
We are having this conversation again.
I mean, like you after I have been to work and I come home I want nothing more to do than just sit and rest. And what better way than to be on the internet with its denizens.
Eh, its a neat time killer. And I unfortunatley care for alot of you now. Fags.
Fool on me for hooking myself to these planes of oblivion.


youtube.com/watch?v=FtpdiqnMj94

That was a bad doggo. How goes? How was cinetime?

you can do those things while you polish with your mouth

you will not think I'm cute, no one with eyes would.

i don't think it would taste good not dry

Once we don't have to have this place as a social crutch it should get better. I'm just waiting until I move where I have friends again. Be it back to Alabama, NC, or Michigan. I took 4 months from this place once and was happy as hell. After the 2nd month it wasn't even hard to stay away.

you probably won't find me cute either

do you at least pass?

you'll learn to love it.


fishy I'm not a trap or a trans.

wait what

I thought you were a tranny this whole time

don't know if we can hang anymore

what on earth made you think I was

I'll wait til it dries

:­^­)


I didn't get to go last night 'cause everyone bailed suddenly, but I'm going Monday come Hell or high water.

You doin' ok, dear?

lol

I could have swore I'd seen people call you a trap tons of times

I'll still google you.

Brb

dries from what?

I tried it a few years ago but I really don't pass. I like crossdressing but I'm no trap.

the polish

the polish will be your saliva you slut.

fine, we'll go to goodwill then. guy clothes are so boring and basic there's no point in buying brand new clothes

Hm, I guess. If I had something better to do then in theory it would make it easier to get away. Perhaps its time I burn all my bridges.
I wouldn't say posting here is an addiction, its just muscle memory.
Maybe I should give it a couple weeks and perhaps take a break.


Well, that sucks.
Um, not really. Shit is bad at the minute. Can't talk about it. It'll calm down soon. A small positive is atleast today isn't yesterday.
BOOP!!!
And what were those losers excuse??? Who would want to miss such a glorious evenings viewing -_-
RIBBIES?


Thank ya

what about her saliva?

that'll be in your mouth if you do a good enough job and she lets you kiss her.


but I just said I enjoy cross dressing. I want some new girl clothes.

fine, what do you want to get for lunch? we could try conveyor belt sushi. do you have a car?

I was thinking more like this

they have conveyor belt sushi in arizona? the hell is this, an anime?
I do not. what do you think I am, someone with his life together in any way?

nnf

way better than a kiss right?

so much better.

well I don't have a car either so we'd have to go by bus. unfortunately conveyor belt sushi is pretty far into scottsdale from where I am so I don't know if we'd be able to do that

I really fucking love sushi

just get an uber with your neetbux.

sushi is great but arizona isn't exactly the best place to get good sushi...

I've burnt enough bridges to tell you it doesn't help.
Just talk to people on Steam and shit. This place simply breeds animosity. Remove it and it simply becomes less stressful.

exactly!

But where wil I go to be mean, angry and obscene?
Holla Forums?

damn it now I'm all worked up.

Probably.
Hell, don't be mean at all.
I don't particularly even hate half the people I claim to.

yeah, I miss seattle. we could go to my favorite sushi place, which is closerish

we could go for uber but I don't want to spend TOO much money just to hang out one day

sorry love

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is Mila scarlet?
Because thats fucking disgusting

that's true. I'm not worth any in the first place.


take responsibility.

It's Fish.

but i have to go soon
besides you started it

lets just go somwhere within walking distance of your place

I didn't ask for excuses here.

OH MY FUCKING GOD KILL YOURSELF CUPCAKE

i will when i get back

:3

Why are you linking me this?
I'm not Cup.

alright see ya later neko neko.

(Luka)
you like them white...?

Because I wanted to answer you and tell him to kys at the same time

I can't walk very far with my bad back. we could get subway from nearby. but what about shopping?

pffffffffft

Ew, JUST ew. Cupcake. I thought better of you.

Why? I like Cup.

what did I even do wrong here

ONE FUCKING JOB, CUP

You have brain problems.

EW

I'M SORRY

hmm, don't know. there's nowhere to shop near you?

if you bus to me there's a goodwill like one city block away from me

scoots do me a favor real quick. make this post again PLEASE

Meat lockers have meat in them.
And we all know Fish doesn't get any.

BE NICE TO CUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IT ISNT" THE SAME

wow is everyone here gay

there's a mall fairly close. you know, I bet I could borrow a car. my family is lousy with cars.

SHH IT'LL BE FINE

No. He enjoys it.

Ew, JUST ew. Cupcake. I thought better of you.

not as gay as YOU

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I don't think of you at all.

yeah lets go there then, going to a mall sounds fun

THERE ALL BETTER

You dont think. full stop.

Holy shit. Scoots fucking got you.

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alright coo. see ya in 3-6 months.

W A S T E D

See what Scoots did, Cup?
He can say he nailed it.
You can't.

FUCK

he really did though. I'm looking for my fire extinguisher right now because I'm still on fire after that burn.

please stop bullying me so much

WHERES MY FUCKING RAVIOLI

use snipping tool.

You should look into coffins because you got slain.

Every time I post that image I envy his body.

One friend got called into work, and another had to be up early for work and used that as an excuse, as if we all don't have to be up early! >:(

I'm sorry you're feeling blue today, Scoobar. *hug* ♥U, and hang in there! Think about delicious ribs.

I won't need a coffin after that sick burn, I'll just be cremated in a few seconds here.

I burn for you.

youtube.com/watch?v=ipqqEFoJPL4

Dragons are cuter with poochy tummies.

Everything is.

I know right? We are all early birds. Some more reluctant than others, thats a given.
Well. Aslong as you guys get it sorted it'll be fine.
Delicious BBQ ribbies!!!! they help!
eh right now I feel like I have jumped from burning building to burning building. It'll sort out.

I wonder if we could find a place that serves ravioli at the mall

I'm thinkin' about and rootin' for ya, Scooter.

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l o l
o
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I got to pet a bulldog puppy Wednesday. His tummy was sooooo pudgy. I almost died.

Would you rutt me?

I bet you smell like ravioli.

I'm getting a pupper by the end of the year.

If you were Asuna, sure.


Cuuuuute. What'cha gonna get? A genetic freak purebred or a scrappy mutt?

German Shep.

What has you getting a dog?

Are you gonna fuck your dog?

can someone name some cute animals for me pls

Yes.

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sugar glider. kitten. penguin.

dog

ferret

Baby sloths aka baby gueros

she said cute not sexy

oh my gosh this too

I don't know. Probably. Probably not.

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CUP JUST SAID DOGS ARE SEXY

but has never fucked a dog.
so.
his boyfriends have fucked a dog though

So its a boy dog then ?

well?

They did, yes.

Oh, I'm not. I can't have a dog at my current place, and even if I could, there wouldn't be much room for it to run and play.

But one of these days I'll have an acre or two, and I'll get a beautiful border collie and we'll grow old together.


Fennec fox, howling wolf mouse, red panda...


:D

scoots can you COOL it holy shit I'm gonna fucking need skin grafts after all these burns.

sleep well?

I am bored as fucc

Holy fucking Christ.


Could be.


WELL?


I can't be friends with a dog fucker.


I can visit you and play with puppers?

it was a joke

thats not an animal also show me ur butthole


ok ty
i already did a cat but i can do another one


i knew you'd say that


oh i didnt think of that one ty


sloths i can do as well

lik u

I... whats the plan for today... its friday....


Sorry. I am going taliban.

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eat some more ravioli


knot a good idea

cupper I'm gonna need a roomate in like 6 months or so...

I was just giving a few options. go with one of the other ones.


like my life ;_;


seriously. you're on fire today.

I can't trust my ravioli around you. and I already have a roommate for at least the next year, as well as the lease I just renewed.

I mean, not like I would care either way for gender.

I better quit while I am ahead.
Also.
Is OW really that different with a KB/M as opposed to a controller?
tempted to try it out.
b-because im a controller baka ne

rats, I need someone to help with rent so I can have a little more spending money each month

I had to wear shorts for the first time in twelve years, and due to seeing my chiseled neon white quads work sent me home. Also because I finished the work they gave me today. And was generally pissy.

are you FUCKING KIDDING ME?!

what the fuck is with people using a fucking controller on PC SHOOTERS asdnakjsdnkjasnfkjasd

use keyboard and mouse. it's a billion times better.

Ok, so I used controller for the first 2 months.
It's wildly different. I miss the buttons, but aiming has improved drasticaly.

I wonder if German shepherds and border collies get along. We could find out. Do you have a name in mind for your puppo?


Work work work, then sleepies, then more work. But then it's Sunday funday! You?

Don't mind me, I just came here to post webms

You're like a parent planning to fuck his newborn child.

I don't even have a job right now anyway.


you? pissy? that's not the little ray of sunshine I know and love. what's got you down, champ?

Oscar.

k

Hello, thread.

They don't even have sound.

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You're not friends with your dad?


I've yet to see an anus that doesn't look like any other.


The issue I've been having with my leg recently.

I'm not getting it on the basis I'll just get it to fuck.
Dogs provide quite a bit of emotional support and I kind of need that lately. The sex is just a plus.

Really looking forward to moving out.

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'ello


should you go to a doctor for it? I can't remember if you said specifically what it is.

Yay for adulting.

 

Scoots already made a joke like that at Cup so you are just a copy cat.

Well, I have always controller fps


So... its not a huge difference?


Work work wrok
then work
then die
heh, i might just get takeout tomorrow at work. be a fucking waste to the world xD
just work this weekend really. boring right?

I just hope I don't get shitty roomate(s).

What's up?

Who are you?

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Once you get use to it it is.

I used to breed and sell dogs.

I know what they do and I always thought of mine as my kids.

It's inevitable.

Even if they start out good, living with other people sucks.

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I might practice with it tonight

Workers comp sent me to a shithole, prescribed me some weak ass shit and an antibiotic. Other than that they said to give me chair work. And I hate sitting in one place doing paperwork.


The joke scoots provided implied that cup is the dog. The implication I'm providing is that your mother is a dog.

You can be my roommate if you move here.

I have a steady income and i'm awesome

HI DADDY

Who knows how it will play out.
Maybe I won't fuck it.


That's the same kind of joke.

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that's fucking disgusting.


nothing.

cupcake.

sup with you.


ugh. that's rough. how long do you think it will take for your leg to heal?

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ooh hihi!

Just waiting around for work. I ate some chicken nuggets cause I'm like a 12 y/o or something idk

snow day!

wewlad

How much did you get? We only got a dusting here :(

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big sam which

brb breakfast before its gone
:3

Make him fill out a consent form first.

meow, sup cutie?


I am a degenerate


enjoy!

It's the same structure with a slightly different punchline.


Fully? Three weeks. They'll try to put me on regular duty again in a few days however. Probably because they're woefully understaffed and because they hate losing money to workers comp doctors. Wouldn't doubt they're emailing him now asking if I'll be "Fit for duty" soon.

looks like a few inches

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two years worth of semen made a glopping noise as it flowed endlessly into asuna

Not muchhh. Just talking to some peeps and waiting around so I figured I'd pop on here.

How's Daddy today?


That's not bad.

Seems like a mild winter again this year. I'm okay with that.

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( Vyvlee

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I feel like there's no age limit on enjoying breaded pieces of chicken, personally. what sauce?

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So so, surviving.
Waiting around for what? doing stuff?

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same


fuckin' hell. that's ridiculous. well I hope your recovery is smooth and as speedy as possible. injuries are the worst.

idunno where to start to manage a shitty roomie


you still live in a warm state right?
I guess if I find work there I'd consider it
you seem responsible enough

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LAAAZY

I'll see what I can do, or not do rather, this weekend to expedite recovery.

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I got some store brand honey mustard for them. I really ought to just start stealing sauces from work now that I think about it.

Did you see the thing for how to make a giant chicken nugget on FB?? I wanna make one so bad lol


I have work at 5, but I have my roommate's car so I don't have to leave so early.

Surviving? Is there anything I could do to help~?


I don't know what you mean by manage here.

just take it easy as much as possible, that's about all you can do I'm sure.

butt

And you won't even realize i'm gay !

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I am, yes.


Unfortunately.


Where.

He'd wear something if he didn't want to fuck.

Like. You'd have your own sides of the room that's easy enough

but then you have to deal with stuff like trash
bathroom
kitchen

yeah for some reason store bought isn't as good as the honey mustard you get at fast food places...go figure.

I don't see anything on facebook, lol. I haven't had one for like 4-5 years now. but now I want a giant chicken nugget. dammit all.

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idc if you're gay just dont leave obscene things in public view

hey ui

and cones are for BDSM

Chipper today, I see. Must be from the fix from last evening.

The problem with being grim's roomie is the death you inevitably suffer at the hands of his rage


Continue being a cutie partootie, that helps.
and woo, gonna do some drifting?

ay buddy hru

Dildos on the coffee table.

That's a cute name. You gotta post pictures when you get him! Especially if he has a pudgy tummy.


We grew up and got boring, Scoot. We fell into the adult trap.


♥ maddie
happy friday!

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Can't wait toi get the leash./

i fell asleep

that certainly didn't hurt. I dunno. just been in a generally better mood as of late. trying not to question it too much. we'll see how long it lasts.

I will. Won't be for a while though.

How do we arrest this development?
Do we go on a threaders holiday to cancoon?

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big nono


shit morning you

Well good. Hope it keeps up as well. Always good to see you in a good mood.

bretty gud, just ordered some new SSD's 250gigs for 20 bucks and won a few thousand the other night.

I'll buy a ton and hide them around the house like easter eggs.

I dunno. you got mad at me yesterday.

Only 20 some posts for Ui to get a reply.
Amazing.

I got annoyed at my current physical inabilities.

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what luck
from lotto?

this
is
my
curse

but you know I'm a delicate flower who can't handle abuse...

I specifically asked to not be replied to.

Plateaus are the highest form of flattery

Oh, well don't micromanage. People are gonna do their own thing and that's honestly the battle.

If you try to manage it then you become the dick and then they turn spiteful even if they were the lazy dick to begin with.


I mean there's adequate honey in it and stuff, just.. I dunno what it's missing.

ooh, I see. This one called for a whole package of ground chicken for one huge nugget. would eat(11)/10


Nah, no drifting. I don't wanna lose my driving privilege lol

I'm TRYINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGg


Oh, hey, it is Friday!!!

Hihi Sabby

urs

Don't attempt to guilt me slut, you know full well it won't work.

CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE

elma is a good girl ^^

What about it.

It still has milk inside of it though.

there's just something not right with it. I agree.

oh damn. that sounds amazing. I want it pretty bad now.

oh shit you got cyoot

I was trying to get you to make fun of me for suggesting I don't like abuse.

usually you take turns with that stuff
but if someone starts slacking you either

tell them to get off their ass
do it for them and end up doing all the chores in the house alone
or leave it to get nasty which is not even an option

Yea, Oregon lottery. been winning every time I go out

the dildo or the milk jug

I know, so I took control and steered the conversation my way.

HELL YE

I remember when mega was like 400m
I spent $20 on lotto tix

never bought once since then lol

that was mean.

Its the kind that has little hose going thru it so you can pump fake jizz inside of yourself.

You like it when I take control anyway.

using my weaknesses against me is MEAN.

Somebody buy me this youtube.com/watch?v=M2VvFXCR3II

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no

shout out to everyone who doesn't know the opposite of in

Only for Daddy~

I don't waste my time on that as the odds are better of you getting struck by lightning like 3 times in the same spot

When are you gonna fuck my brains out?

the hose is going into the milk so you just grab the dildo and and cup

fishy

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I'm sorry, do these puns sock?

que?

daddy is proud of you cherub♥

Nah, it's what's logical to do.

Like when you volunteered to asked to be called degrading things due to my keeping something you wanted away from you. And hinting I would give it if you did such degrading acts. And you admitted to enjoying the event quite earnestly.

show
test wants to see it

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Continue posting Tristana.

So?

heb should be PUNished

what's the website that has a big list of low cost computer parts that go into a build?

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looks like I'm making eggs then


yep
still worth 1 ticket though


well shit man
not every roomie ill have will be a budding blossom of femininity

Newegg.

oh


idk ur like the closest poster to me

why not


there are like 4 and there's google

SHOW

None have seen my ass.

None shall.

IM DELETING YOU, BROTHER!
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You don't like these puns?
Wynaught?

cause I'm a forever virgin

 

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I just ate a muffin and I was good

im waiting for my sis to go buy a new gallon of milk since she finished the last of it earlier

  

it's a really specific website I've seen like 100 times but can't remember the name of

basically it just lists parts that go into different cost builds and it shows the price with them. I swear I've seen it on /g/ like a hundred times.

Stop that right meow!
Yknow I was only kitten!
Or am I just pushing your muttons?

so why not go to /g/ and find out

part picker maybe

but ass

keep it up

STAAAHP

What of it.

I'm literally offering you myself though.

logicalincrements.com/

bingo

I just make my sister buy me lunch when I drive her around.

I AM USEFUL

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show ass

Anything ass related is in another folder, so no.

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stop using 1 image and show ass

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