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what a shitty way to propose huh

ill see myself out

full blown aids

I take it you like that folder :v

i want a folder

Y'all hear about the dude who got roasted by Wendy's on twitter so hard he deleted his account?

mega.nz/#!gJ4QhTqb!QRKxfPG49Ta4Zbb1gBaEyMYULIqdZz5tmZDoAXU185I

Is that a bad thing, though? That face makes it seem like a bad thing.

You're going awol tomorrow what the heck use would it be ._.

It's not, I'm happy

How does one spell dad ee o?
Like dadeo or daddyio?

My friend spells it daddyio and I correctly spell it dadeo

daideoio

daidai genome

Konodioda

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Papito

subtle

so wrong
Terribly wrong

?!

What?

wrong.

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youtu.be/zAJFe2827iQ?t=44

grim

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"its ok to be gay"

FUCK ITS TOO COLD ILL GO TOMORROW

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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"The Straights".

Aaaaaa fuck the cringe
worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhMmKjx9hB21r2b6S8

I just realized that was the thumbnail. 10/10 for what this place pretends to be.

Awkward, should have just done it very fast and then quit.

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straight
lmaaaoo

I'm this straight.

Sweeping generalizations aren't bad when others do it.

im ok with this

I am unironically listening to Aqua, Toybox and Tomboy.

I am objectively the straightest person here.

They get much worse than that

It was like one of those moments where somebody's waiting for a handshake with their hand out for 30s.

Til, Tomboy is danish.

tomboiiiiiiii

I wonder if there's coffee.

I'll show you much worse.

Is it ok to laugh at this

I was talking about the drag queen.

It's just one of those things that annoys me.
Generalizations are something everyone does it but that weird double standard of "they can only be offensive if [whatever protected/persecuted group] says it".
It offends me none, just the annoying hypocrisy of people's reactions.

Sweeping generalizations are fucking retarded, and the people who make them are uncultured slobs.

Am I doing it right yet?

my lil titties and fat belly is such a great line though

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It's [CURRENT YEAR], after all.

current year + 1

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Just a reminder that Megaman is supposed to happen in this century.

lol our wheelbarrow was so rusted that one of the arms just snapped off when I lifted it up

gotta wait on my dad to bring a new wheelbarrow

what's going on in this thread yo?

Shitposting and shitposting accessories.

nothing really, looks like.

small tiddies
phat as fack belly

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sweet

who are you again btw way

wanna cuddle then?

A shitnami.

Haihai.
Rin desu.

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domestic life with grim

cuddles are for women and queers. so yes

hah cup is a queer woman!

oh hello rin

what's shakin, bacon? any plans for today, ye canadian?

I'll grab my floaties!

yuri is puri~

wait what why

About to grab my first coffee of the day and maybe a sandwich.

and some chili too probably YOU NERD

speaking of chili I had six cans delivered to my door this morning.

Fun fact: Britain became the first nation to require the installation of ramps at the entrances of buildings so that Daleks wouldn't look so silly during their invasion attempts.

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To chili I have to outside and coffee 'cos Timmy and stoofs.
Not worf, tbh.

Jeli tbh fam.

how unholy

youtube.com/watch?v=KUGfdJHW5mo

ah I thought when you said you were getting coffee and a sandwich that you were going to timmy's

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UNPURE
TILTS
AAAAAH

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nice pinkey die

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nice

I'm one of the ones who has a job, and at least tries to pretend like they eat properly.

nice triples homie

It looked cleaner in the reply box. :P

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nice triple dubs

tildes cross things out

Also what's that you're posting it looks like that Tie Fighter animation from youtube

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cawfee?

why not gween tea

don't question my methods!

no that's lesbodash

when did you get a job?

yeah but...why

oh hey sabrina. sup

you sinful deviant
repent

haha no

I tooootally did that on porpoise! Warf warf!

Someone made this Doctor Who anime tribute video a few years back. It's cute and stars the underappreciated Third Doctor.

Because other people drink coffee so it's easier to just grab a cup of that.

Technically, I've been this person's caretaker for the past year almost.

reeeeeeeeeeee repent!!!

Hi there! I'm riding a sugar high 'cause someone gave me a Milky Way bar. How are you?

Oh! Oh! Also, you inspired me to make Frito pie for dinner last night. It turned out great!

And more trip dubs
the enigma

oh, well that's cool. you literally never mentioned it to me ever sooo

haha no never

damn, good get. I've been munching my way through a 1lb reeses I got for christmas. candy is the best.

noice. glad it went well. I'll be making some later today after I get my drink on.

idk! I got like an hour of sleep don't question the things I say just roll with it! :D

do you like your coffee black, like your men?

Why?

can't you read? because I inspired her to make some.

fair enough

He is good. I love The Three Doctors. and his car.

And how he knew kung fu. that was him, right?

Didn't really mention it to everyone until recently, and even then I only said anything 'cause TP was getting annoying.

I'm asking why they thought that a good idea.

I secretly want one of those giant Reese's or Snickers, but I know I wouldn't eat it all or would die trying.

I'm on a super tight budget right now and can't go grocery shopping until the 15th, so I'm just using whatever's left in the cupboards. I had chili, cheese, Fritos, and jalapenos.

I'll break the stream this time for sure!

Yep, that was him. Some people don't like him because he was stranded on earth, but that's how we got The Brigadier and UNIT.

Wow! It is like you have some kind of gift!!!!

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because it tastes good you fucknugget

huh. my feelings are hurt that you didn't tell me sooner.

you gotta pace yourself with those suckers. I eat like one fourth of one of the cups each day. that's not even a king sized worth in ounces, but you get through it in a week or so.

you meany :c

It's just not something ostensibly worth talking about, honestly.

Sushi got my tripdubdoodads that time.

So it's made of several cups and not one big ol' cup?

I need to download all the (available) episodes from the old run. i've only sporadically watched what they've shown on TV.

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Its a cruel world. And it only gets crueler. Think its cruel now wait until you get older.

I wanna try making ginger plum spareribs when my fat paycheck comes in.

I haven't watched them in ages. My mom collected the VHS tapes for a while when I was a kid. We had runs from the Third and Fourth Doctors.

I wonder if they've played Texas again after we threw bread at them.

I'm literally the WORST

rude tbh
not like I care about you or your life anyway b-b-b-b-b-b-b-baka

oh no, it's two massive cups. 8 ounces each. I cut it into pieces like pie.

I forgot about the guy shouting "Kick his ass, Seabass!".

Ooooh boy.

Do you do that old people thing and make large batches of chili and freeze parts of it in bags?
I don't know why that's a thing but a lot of old people here do it.

What?

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Four is always good. it's so great they brought him back into the show and did so much with his character.

;~;

They were playing at a festival in Ft. Collins the day that a bread company was giving out samples. People were throwing bread on stage all day, and Smashmouth (I assume that's the singer's name, like Cher) flipped out about it and started threatening the crowd.

I feel like the same guy made this.
1:45 it picks up the pace a lot.

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I dicked around making like 8 racks of ribs on a trailer pulled smoker over the holidays.
It sounded fun until it actually became time to do it.
Since it was in the 70s then and I was in shorts, and sweating from being next to a fire.

I WAS JUST MAKING SURE YOU WEREN'T ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE.

Isnt smashmouth the band?
I dunno.
But that video is lulsy.
Much more lulsy than the Leeds festival where brendon Urie got knocked out from a bottle being thrown from the crowd

mooooooooooooooooom

yes

Your mommy isn't here to get you chicken tendies right now.

moom

This is cool. It makes me wonder why there was never a Star Wars Saturday morning cartoon. Lucas' was all about pushing merchandise, so you'd think he'd have jumped at the opportunity.

Yeah, they're collectively known as Smashmouth. I just think it would be funny to interview the singer and keep calling him Mr. Mouth.

"Mr. Mouth...can I call you Smash?"

Tom Baker was wonderful. There's an old episode in which he has the opportunity to kill all the Daleks while they're still in development, but he chooses not to because genocide. In a newer episode with Peter Capaldi, they copied some of the dialogue verbatim. It was a neat tribute.

Did they turn out good though?
The only thing I freeze in bulk that might seem weird to people is broth. I don't like store-bought broth, so I save my own.

you're not mommy

hmpf

I can't be mommy, that'd be weird.

Genesis of the Daleks is one of my favourite Dr Who stories. I didn't know about the Capaldi thing because I'm beeeeeeeeeeehiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiind.

And there was a Star Wars saturday morning cartoon. It was called Droids.

wowowow way to ignore me sabrina after my super duper important post about the properties of 1lb reeses cups holy shit I can't believe it and for some reason your (you)s are worth a ton to a bunch of people here so I feel I need to point out that you ignored me wowowowow

it feels bad on my insides

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Based on that video, I wouldnt think that assertion was far off.

weird

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Might be the same artist, no clue though.
Well, Disney can do it now.

MOMMY

MAKE

OUT

DAY

They were pretty phenomenal. He dropped like $20,000 on that smoker and its heat control was perfect. I did the labor for them, his wife did the prep of the meat so I'm not sure what all was in the rub for it but it was a typical mix that wasn't dry nor wet, more to just seal in with the bark. Just over mesquite with it a little hot at first to seal then slow cooked for a few hours, only ever really checking the heat.

I freeze broth, too.
I just buy cheap leg quarters, throw them in whole, boil them with without herbs, and partition it to freeze as a base. Anything for beef I just make in a crockpot before cooking.

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emo furry

Do you have more of her?

*judge*

I have shamed us both. I will commit Sebulba. ;__;

I wonder what the big Snickers look like unwrapped. I'm a dummy and imagined they had giant peanuts in them until I stopped to think for a moment.

Ooooh, right. Plus I think they released some animated Ewok movies too. I vaguely remember the live-action ones, but I didn't like 'em.

Somebody once told me the world is macaroni.

There's one airing now called Star Wars: Rebels. I hear good things, but who has time to watch all these shows?

Sounds like all the trouble was worth it!

It's not like that!

cute

rood

afraid not. not even sure if there IS more of her, I just happen to like a lot of expressions that end up in furry suggestive/porn stuff so I have a fair amount cropped as reaction images. never the full image though.

Oh god, you watched those? I'm so sorry.

I also remember Clone Wars airing in the mornings when I was little, if that counts :3

the Tarkovsky shorts, not the CG one

i AINT THE SHARPEST tuffoli the shed

I was in high school when those were airing and didn't have cable. Back then I may have thought it was cool. Now I'm cynical and burned out on Star Wars. I still haven't bothered with Rogue One. I watched a few clips and it didn't look all that intriguing.

I know I'd get fatter and poorer everyday if lived where you do with all of the barbecue places that are around you.
It's too labor intensive and expensive to even start to make your own.

suuuuuure

wthhhhh

It's GAWBAGE

I think we've had enough star wars. Seal it back in the crypt ASAP. it was never really meant to come back anyway.

The original shorts for Clone Wars were great and actually made me like General Grievous.

I do

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I actually have a picture of that from last year. hold on.

Fair enough.

She's cute.
Got a sauce?

nope
i stole them from someone

You know, I accept it.
Just for the record, I'm not putting on anything furry related.

here ya go. puu.sh/tca4j/fb13de3e72.png

HA of course

I'll find her.

know the name of the character?

The good news is that those places have become full of themselves thanks to Texas Monthly's "Best..." lists, so most places have either raised their prices skyhigh or are always too crowded. I'm far more into Mexican food than BBQ anyway, and there's no shortage of cheap-but-great taquerias here. The only time I really eat BBQ is on the rare occasion I make it at home or I go back to my hometown and have Miller's.

I liked Gen. Grievous' character design. Maybe I should go back and watch some time.

From what I hear, Rouge One is just a drawn-out explanation for why there's no safety grate over that exhaust port on the Death Star. Yawn.

Lemme see that nougat nugget!

Remember when that song was in every movie? Sabridge Farm remembers.

>here ya go. puu.sh/tca4j/fb13de3e72.png
That photo gave me type 2 beetus.

it took like five days to eat it.

it is, which would have been fine if it weren't really boring

Like the writers forgot to add in the characters

also the CGI grand moff tarkin is really really bad

Yeah, haven't even watched The Clone Wars series, just that film they released(?)
And even that was by accident, because it was on the TV.

Riparoni

I would not expect you to.

Dallas just sucks for anything culinary because you just have to go far downtown to super pretentious areas to way overpay for anything above decent, like the traditional gay areas and the modern trendy areas.

General Grievous is the character that made me actually like parts of the Prequel Trilogy.
I just liked him as a character because he was the right mix of "warrior's folly" and self serving.

And now I can't fap without it.

no, and i can't find it anywhere

yeah sorry rinrin

shame

yeh
furshits not as easy to find for me

my eyes are pain

my feet are cold

I feel like luka

im not giving you skins

those damn degenerates have to make everything difficult

leeg ow skins 'n' subway

Austin is best for traditional Texan food: barbecue and steakhouses.
Houston is best for pretty much every type of Asian food there is, Cajun/creole and seafood.
San Antonio is best authentic Mexican food and possibly catching food poisoning at dive places.
Dallas just has highly rated, overpriced "fine dining" where it's pretentious food that admittedly tastes good but it's $80 and all you got was some barely cooked...something barely drizzled with some goop and given a stupid name.

I have literally no reason to go to Houston but I'm going to find one in the coming weekends now.

Let's all go to Wendy's.
Whoever manages their twitter account roasted someone on twitter so hard that the dude deleted his account.

Like.

I'll try asking the fagets at ponychan

talking to fast food joints on twitter is cringey enough... but getting fucking roasted by one is even worse

#forgotrefridgeratorsexist

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what is the story on this

I hear everyone dies. What a waste. Just have them go on adventures parallel to the movies. Not everything has to revolve around a Skywalker.

Remember when they made Jeff Bridges young again in Tron 2? I gave them a pass on that being creepy because it was in a cuhn-pootah.

I've only been to Dallas maybe...four times in my whole life, and only one trip wasn't for school. I go to Houston to see my brother and Corpus if I feel like going to the beach.

Oddly, I've only been to SA twice. I loved it both times though. I hear it's a decent place to live, but I'm settled in here pretty snugly for now.

What's gonna drag you to H-town?

:O

Oooh, right. They did make a feature movie of that. See, it came and went and I forgot it even existed. How was it?

How did you not die?!

this is not helping with your stereotype

Some dude got roasted by Wendy's because he forgot refrigerators exist.

some kid didn't understand how you can keep meat from going bad without freezing it

post the tweet pls

boredpanda.com/funny-wendy-jokes/

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Absolutely nothing.
I sent a message to someone just now that outright said:
It amazes me that I manage to actively keep acquaintances.

what stereotype

Also, the dude deactivated his account after that, so.

of a culturally intolerant muslim extremist

n-nothing carry on

did he killed himself?

I am curious
tell

Everyone does die. and I think that's a very bold decision to make and it would have worked really well if i knew any of the characters. like, i don't like normally talking about "characters". i think most of the time people just latch onto that to criticise or praise a movie because it's the most visible and immediate part, right? it's easier to talk about than theme or structure. but in this case it really is just they fucked up the characters. i don't know why anyone does anything in the movie. and then they all die and it's like, oh no. another one that's dead. i can't remember this one's name either. was it one of the two monks? was it one of the two south american guys? idk.

85% on rotten tomatoes BAYBE

would you if you got murdered my wendy's?

kthanks.

found about as much as I could and gave it to rin already. at this point the character's name is what I can't figure out.

high tolerance for sugar thanks to eating it non stop as a child.

what the bong said

i had it before cause i got everything i could of her
but that was forever ago

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I deserve this

GAYpour wave

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really insufferable genre

wrong

I wouldn't doubt it.

I wouldn't be dumb enough to get roasted by a fast food restaurant.

aint it literally the worst

when your sis does your makeup

Ｉ ＷＡＮＴ ＴＯ ＢＥ Ｐ⋆ＴＲＩＣＩ⋆Ｎ

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INTO THE BLISTERING FRIGID HELL I GO

TO RETURN WITH CHICKEN AND OTHER VARIOUS FOOD AND DRINK ITEMS

i love u truly... i wont forget u

art

Are those glasses prescription?

Judging by my experience of having mostly dude friends, isn't that how you usually talk to each other anyway?

That seems to be the weird way the Star Wars pendulum swings. You either have great characters with a mediocre story (Ep 7) or awful characters in a mediocre story (prequels). :P

Your bones are made of compounded grains of cane sugar, and your spinal fluid is HFCS.

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Grim wouldn't have to brave the New York winters if he just stopped shitting in the streets.

or you have no characters and a story that you already know how it's going to end

Disney's Star Wars Rogue One

No... but this premature ejaculation is

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Not as abrasive as male family members.
I think I haven't addressed my brother as anything but "faggot" or some equally unoffensive term in years.

lol
this is too funny

my brother's the same with me

he must never know

that's a nice colour

; w;

But is it too cool to be frozen?

turns out loco isnt gay phew

I sucked a guy off once and I swallowed.

-not gay-

can it be tomorrow yet pls

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Too fujnny

u had a one gay sexual experience... weird phase or something. i love u even more now

pink is pretty common

I like to be fucked in the ass by men.

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I think you'd like this girl's channel. Someone linked me to one of her videos recently and she's very insightful.

youtu.be/P3gf6qyAHOw

Scoot confirmed for minute man.

Calling each other awful names means you love each other. It's the families who don't that end up being freaks with bodies in the basement.

Seen it, subscribed. She's great. I liked her Suicide Squad one.

brb

i think it s a fetish

why'd you use one of my favourite colours

do you even have twitter?

really boring and uninspired

wat

Leaves more time for other activities.

Yes.

Never mind.

Are you saying you don't have your mother embalmed in a rocking chair to overlook you?

well if you have everything you could of her just pass it on to rin, problem solved.

that would explain why my back hurts all the time

Maybe I should do a video series on the Silmarillion that no one would ever watch.

Scoot, you gotta slow and and smell the roses every once in a while. And yes, that's a euphemism for cunnilingus.

Not yet, and hopefully not for a long, long time. I feel so grim saying this, but I most likely will end up with her ashes on a shelf, talking to them every day. But if I ever start believing she's talking back, I hope someone will have me committed.

I didn't even think before posting that. >__

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after so many years of constant pain I'm well into the stage where it's just a joke to me. don't worry.

i can chow down like the best of them
i'll chow your mein

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I posted them already
one of them wasn't even her

first

Everyone would watch it if it was good enough.

i watch this guy Super Bunnyhop religiously. He does videogame reviews and related stuff. i don't even play gayums but I love how he talks about stuff quickly and thoughtfully and with big words. same reason I watch RLM review movies I'm never going to watch. just gotta be really good at talking about the Silmirlilisls.

another mystery solved by the cup and cat gang

I hate to be weird here but honestly, when I die, I want as close to a natural burial as permitted with just being let to decompose and let some other life come from me.

I want to be eaten.

ctrlz

I just wanna die tbh

im crying rn cuz floral shoppe is so beautiful

im just tryna finna get wet

best gang
bs and cs don't got shit on us

hells yeah my nigga

Chickadee China, the Chinese Chicken?

I'll have to work on my annunciation. KOO-MA-LAH-DAH! (That's a warm-up word one of the DJs here who actually went to broadcast school taught me.)

I don't think that's weird. Maybe you could be buried in a shallow grave!...but with a sappling stuck in you so it can feed off your nutrients and become a tree.

Just gotta make sure coyotes don't dig you up.

wait why do i have an rgb mouse AND keyboard suddenly

yes?

I think it would be very funny if you mispronounced everything

very funny indeed.

she's 2cute

You can't really do that in pretty much any part of the US.
It's to protect the groundwater tables since corpses are considered biological waste.
Texas requires you be in a vault if buried.

Can't you just get thrown in the woods or something

finna

when a friend asks to play monster girl quest together again

which one of you is going to be the monster girl?

agreed.

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it's too cold here

It falls under zoning laws, which are controlled by city/county.
Rural areas won't require vaults if you're not in an area where water is anywhere sourced from.
In major cities, almost all require vaults for burials so nothing ever "leeches out", so if the cemetery or individual grave is ever moved, the whole vault is just unearthed and moved without having to worry about embalming fluids leaking out.

dump the body in a park

You'd actually face misdemeanor charges for that, even if it was the dead person's wishes and dumped into woods behind your own house.

I wish I had that problem. running a fucking fan in january.

Not if you do it yourself!

thought you were wish for a sec and got really confused

How hot is it?

I'm cold can I have your hot

it is going to cost more to transport my guitar to my new home than the guitar is worth

goodbye guitar

cant you just carry

picture got posted enough times that I decided I wanted it. that's how I roll.

it's hot enough to need a fan. I don't know the exact temperature though.

trade me.

no airlines are bastards

Where's Kanra to make angry comments over Loco's move?

where u at bb

where u at bb

Gosh it's 7pm and I haven't seen him post any yet today

poor fella must be all tired out

better bomb em in retaliation

nico a shit

nico nico n-shut the fuck up

Nico Nico-nii~
Anata no Heart ni Nico Nico-nii,
Egao todokeru Yazawa Nico Nico~
Nico-nii te oboeteru Love Nico~

get fucking rekt loco you cunt

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NICO NICO NII

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That reminds me: Are you following these hearings about the new laws about disposing of fetal tissue? Treating it like medical waste vs cremation and burial.

Fingolfin becomes Funglefoon.

You have a drum stick and your brain starts tickin'?

Like ladybirds in November

az hmu

nico nico niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

I needed a good sulking picture.

*sulk*

It's mind numbingly stupid.
It's really hilarious when the Satanic Church is the one fighting for women's rights.

A sulking picture for Cupcake.

haha
he has a jean boner

funglefoon is only SLIGHTLY less silly than fingolfin anyway so I think you'd get away with that

Tokai, are you 12?

no
im 19

this ones my favorite

I want CUTE pics.

cute pic, saved~

youngin

im adult af

i am pretty sure that's the pomf girl too

That's def pomf girl.

I'm very certain it is, lol.

i should cap her

GIVE YOU LOTS OF ENERGY

Act your age, not your shoe size.

tiny caps. someone once did if I remember correctly and the caps were just sotiny

laughed pretty hard at this

WHAT'S THIS STICKY STUFF ON ME

that retard probably didn't know how to do it right

I capped Tsukiko once

This is the pinnacle of that folder.

that's a good point. you do have a knack for capping.

youtube.com/watch?v=LSMnnIbZI0Y

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=3

I'm not over 40

tyty

it never gets old lol

youtube.com/watch?v=gTxlzR8sd70

found a music video

how long is this shit

i look so old

the length of the song.

no the comic

nearly no loco day

the length

He's my best friend, best of all best friends, do you have a best friend too

He tickles in my tummy, he's so yummy yummy, yeah you should have a best friend too.

.///.

i went to the bank this time last week and placed an order fora new debit card and they said it wuad take 3 to 5 days to get here
so 2 days back I made an offer on this guitar Im getting and the guy accepted it
so it's not listed anymore
and I messaged him saying hey the bank said 3 to 5 days and its been 5 days so its probably coming tomorrow
but its been an entire week now and i still dont have this fucking card

did you just

oh lol, a surprising amount of chapters. I think it's like 200 pages or more? been ages since I read that one. a classic.

Delete my last two posts.

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[delet this in moe]

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I hate capping short ones cause i hate small folders
the cat boy one is only 53 images and its mostly just him getting raped

p is gross

Ladybird Johnson?

This year's legislative session is going to be a total circus. I've been told I may be asked to sit in on sessions and do some reporting. Pray for my fragile sanity.

Fingolfin got dragged into a wasteful and futile war by his rowdy, proud, stubborn, greedy brother. He's the Canada of LotR. :P

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oh there's a shit ton of pages but it depends on how lewd you want your caps. since most of it is porn.

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Its just a letter tough.

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What a fingolfool

I need to head to the airport soon. i'll be on steam later tonight.

I need more Ichigo Mashimaro in my life.

God bless your soul.
I don't envy you at all.

no lewd lolis unless they're legal

it reminds me of piss

really

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pictures don't have ages. but yeah, like I said, the number of caps you get depends on how far you're willing to go in capping the lewd stuff.

Thats disgusting.

p

clothed and with no cocks in any orifice

I know.

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Do you empathize with a literally autistic anime girl?

Stop thinking about it.

pff no

there's probably plenty of that.

I empathized with a Chuuni once...

I'm not a chuuni though.
I haven't passed my chuuni exam.

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Maybe, some pretty girls are in your world.
Excuse me, but I could also be your girl.
Lately, everyone's been making fun.

I think you're deserving of an honorary chuuni qualification

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I gotta get a good gaming 'puter and play that with yous guys.

Gotta fly now into the eye of the tiger and your heart's on fire.

It's a step up in my career and could lead to more pay and an editor's position, but only if I can muster the willpower not to hang myself.

I'm thinking about you

i hope so

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I wonder what that's from

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Yeah that would be cool ^^ you could then laugh at my shoddy skills
i might build brina a booper bombooper

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What about me?

Can you try to be on later? I won't have a SIM for the first few days I'm over in Spain and I wanted to talk to you before that.

Political reporting would be boring yet manageable in any time that isn't now or any place that isn't here.
It's just destroys what little faith in humanity you had left.

I like the girl on the Taiko, and the girl on Bass.

Also the one playing the Shamisen, kinda.

I feel like I forgot something I did not remember

It's like finding people that think Infowars is even close to reality.

Those frogs are gay.

what for?

I'm not telling you.

GUYS CAN YOU BELIEVE THE GOVERNMENT IS PUMPING BRAIN WASHING CHEMICALS INTO THE WATER OH BY THE WAY WHAT A COINCIDENCE WE HAVE THIS AWESOME SUPPLEMENT THAT PREVENTS GOVERNMENT BRAIN WASHING I'VE BEEN TAKIN' IT FOR YEARS YOU SHOULD BUY IT LUCKY YOU IT'S ON OUR WEBSITE SO GO ON AND DO THAT

Four years of the crime beat have killed most of it.

I'll do my very best. I have plans tonight, but not 'til 7.

I have a PC that might be decent if I update some of the parts and whatnot. It used to be a gaming machine until my friend got a new one, gave the old one to me, and I turned it into a cup holder. :P

I am WOKE

wog?

Its probably gay anyways.

Wait no, the one on Taiko is usually one of the dudes.
He's kind of cute though.

But the Shamisen girl and the girl on bass are nngh.

THEY'RE MAKING GAY FROGS.

Hi, IK'm a gay frog, some respect please.

hahahaha, I mean..... all it takes is some added bits here and there. Maybe once the car is sorted it can be a project? I dunno. But would be neat.... NEET

what if you croak everytime you get off

The singer is nice too though I can't say I like the song much :x

GAY FROGS THAT WILL GROW UP TO BE DEMOCRATS WE NEED TO PUT A STOP TO THIS RIGHT NOW

I honestly would be surprised if you had any left at all.

ribbit~

His producer calls us every other day practically begging us to pick his show up as an affiliate. Recently, he's had people call in pretending to be listeners who want us to. The problem is he only has three interns doing it and we recognize their voices now.

Neeto! But yes, I will hopefully have a little bit of extra spendin' money once this stupid POS car is paid off and fixed up.

4u

Don't like the genre?

I just realized that this is the same group who did that Senbonzakura version I like a lot.

That is honestly one of the saddest things.

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meaty

im autistic anime girl

Classic Jones. He's still pissed off because our morning show guys stopped taking his calls on the air a few years back. It used to be a funny, weirdo segment, but once he started gaining a real following, it just got awkward and they dropped him.

Fucking disgusting.

thats an indirect diss to wagakki band which did tengaku which is 10/10 song and map

I don't mind most metal but the fusion with traditional JP stuff is a bit harder to listen to for me

same smae

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Me and Erin called dotter McFly up and now he is full mad because we didnt warn him about the call.
It is just a call
Why you heff to be mäd?

nope

Woo woo happier brina bun ♥

:stopmad: goes in all feels

That's an acceptable reasoning.

I kind of like the fusing of traditional and modern music, honestly. It's kinda interesting.

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You are literally the only one making that a diss.

yes

n-no! wagakki band is great
except the singer. she has weird eye contact and smiles

kinda upset by dotter being so ice cold

right in my tender feelos

the worst part about toothbrush is how long it takes and how tiresome

the fuck is your toothbrush regimen

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Nah. Even Sabs thinks it's yummy.

Did theese guys just assume our community?

i just imagine im brushing an erotic loli sister's mouth

what is ar egemin

The best part is no cavities and no dentist bills.

Like aKu - The Final Blow?

appropriate filename
i agree 1000%

when you brush your teeth, what do you do, what are the steps, how long does each step take?

GO SLEEP ALREADY

i dont

I slide toothbrush in and out of mouth

Ihave too toobhrush brushth

i love making cupcake cry

toothbrush fwaster

okay but for how long. and how hard? because you just said it takes too long and is too tiring. clearly you're doing something wrong.

the heckin' heck?

Yuko's basically the only one that weirds me out.

Beni, though.
The thinks I'd do with her.

Listening now, I'll get back to you on that.

Gross!

what the frick

like 10 minutes and not very hard just effort

Watching Rafis rn?

You take forever to get started.

ten minutes? geez neru, you only need to for like 30-90 seconds.

FRICKIN' FRICK

Fine. You're telling the truth but she's
lying

Sometimes it's probably best to remain willfully ignorant about anything loony that actually has a following.

brushing right NOW!!!

What the frick frack brobro?

Why was Water Shuriken switched to special in S/M anyways?

Darwin teach me how to brush.

+ floss time and mouthwash time

you should watch your fudging mouth

Are you sure you did not want to eat a pastry before doing that?

Because Greninja has higher SpAtk.

?_? what are these names I just listen to the music

i dont really watch the streams I just follow the memes on the sub

No. I am judging you instead.

Careful or I will become immune to your judging.

Yuko's the singer.

Beni is the one playing the Shamisen.

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you just have to TRUST me

nnn too sleepy
nice try though

small boys though

No.

Yes.

okay but we're 5 days into 2017 and we've yet to have a brand new ultra dank meme

I will get you next time.

I dunno. was weird when I noticed that. I guess because ash greninja transformation has such a high special attack?

so you can either build him as a special attacker and go with the battle bond ability, or you can do the old physical sweeper with protean.

I will just close this instead.

you are being unreasonable.

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i thought u were into cuteboys tho
beni looks like a female

yuko looks like shes trying to hypnotize you into liking the song

sABRINA IS A BUN BUN WHICH IS FUN FUN

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doggos > cates

jesus

Base Greninja also has higher SpAtk.

Beni is a female.
And when did I ever say I was exclusively into anything?

objectively false

@Subtoe
I can get into this.

palin 2020

it was super gay

why for?

BED

No reason in particular.

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true, but not nearly that significant of a difference. lots of people build him to attack with both physical and special but at least protean greninja is perfectly viable either or. ash greninja only has the one build, really.

scoot, look

its okay to b gay

I knew it was.

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Y'er get'n real lewd.

Ash-Greninja's difference isn't super amazing either, tbqh.

kys.

literally how.

at least they were good yuris and not shit ones

As of 2017 I am a straight man.

I haven't done anything gay.

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Yes.
How are you?

Welcome to the club.

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oh. well fuck, you're right.

then yeah I have no idea.

everything I saw is right, remember?

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"if it's cute, fuck it"

youtu.be/RcZq-FUCgwM?t=8021

omnomnomisexual

no tho

god damn it norm

the most popular sexuality in america

It weren't like that!

What do I get ?

Oh mai god!!!!

oh rite i forgot about the act that was passed on new years day that required all gays to take injections and schedule for surgery

The only pokemon who can learn it have higher SpAtk.

They probably made it Physical because you're throwing a shuriken, but then realized come SuMo that they were retarded and not only is that shuriken made of fucking water, the only two pokemon who can learn the attack to begin with have better SpAtk anyway.

Or they just legit fucked up and making it physical to begin with was unintended.

N-no...?

Anyway, point is, there's no reason for Water Shuriken to be a physical attack, and there never really was.

*say

and ye

yeah these are all good points.

wrong
delete this

If it exists, put it in one of your orifices and swish it around until you melt.

:­^­)

No, don't.
Cupcake likes to throw a fit when you delete his posts.

OKAI ready for bebd

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Go nana

nye nye

oh?
even more reason, then!
:^)

I'm confused.

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A lifetime of nagging and blame.

i needed some norm, thanks

agh I hate that
people replying with images

Are you my new wife?

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His book is funny. He marketed it as a memoir, but it's so full of obvious lies. It's wonderful. And since you're and audio book guy, I should tell you that he reads the audio version himself. I actually wanna hear that!

Depends on how good you are in the sack.

That would be amazing, it would be tailor made... and like... he would stick all the zingers like a maniac

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My boss said Amy Poehler and Martin Short's audiobooks are worth checking out too. I'mma have to do dat.

why are white people so abundant on the internet

My fault.
Did you start Chuuni already?
I wouldn't be surprised if you did, you watch stuff so fast

because black people can't figure out how to use the internet

white folk amirite

yknow
I either thought you were going to reply with a picture or reply with text only as some sort of reverse psychology thing

but not this

we should just eliminate anyone that's not white or southeast asian

white is right~

I haven't yet, actually.

Soon.
Or tomorrow.

Best of both worlds, amirite?

Pretty good

So much media that needs consuming
le sigh face
if only i were robutt

Please. Y'all are so white you thought Malcolm X was Malcolm the Tenth.

half the white people on the internet are disgusting and the other half is alright
we need more azns

malcom x is clearly one of the x men

I sexually identify as a latino

or something
nap time tho
stupid bronchitis

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X-Men, you say?

I bet you finish 1st season in a day

White Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wake up, white people!

Is Lite worth or can I pretend those don't exist?

im awake

but are you

woke?

I CANT UUNDERSTAND YOU

Jesus Christ.

I haven't seen but I think it's all new content, only the Movie is a recap, so you can watch if you enjoy it

'kay

i make worst clock

iS THAT A BOMB

She's wet herself :c

I require extraordinary.

I promise I didn't notice that

does it bakahatsu

My E-penis is HUGE btw

do i look muhammed to you

Ewww!

The time's wrong, it's 16:30...

Bokusatsu Tenshi?

It's the motion of the ocean that matters.

I'm very familiar with the ocean.

Sssssh, move to a better time zone.

Are you a dolphin?

I was reluctant to even get out of bed this morning, screw moving.

What's not motivating you?

Bed is incredibly comfy tho so I get you

I overslept by an hour this morning

No I just live on the beach

What a letdown.

I cannot fulfill your dolphin fantasies.

I need an Arduino-board to regular breadboard breadboard adapter with a Raspberry Pi mount.

I just want a dolphin girlfriend so badly.

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Sneak into the zoo at night

how do I make a fake super nintendo with a raspberry pi and an emulator?

Buy a full body dolphin suit.

None close.

3/10 only slightly worse than usual. Ate some tuna for lunch though, that's helping.

I've never had tuna that wasn't in a can
i feel like i'm missing out

get a retron, they play nes too

Emma get this youtube.com/watch?v=KhMzoGcZ9Wo

Your fingers will be trained so hard

i heard those were trash

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I wonder if it would be possible to sell fake Nintendo's to unaware collectors for a profit

Raspbian + Emulator
Done

:^)

no meant this

Not motivating me? Pretty much everything.

Ew, where are the lights?

*motivates*

Lit keyboards are for p-

wait

nvm that

playing around with raspberry pi's looks fun

could make a simple tablet for like 130 bucks

i am physically exhausted

they work as advertised, what else could you want?

you can buy a fucking 1070 for $360

Oh, I didn't notice the price.

I mean, if it's worth the price, why not?

I can be your hero baby!

But you won't have a 60% Mechanical Capacitive Buckling Spring Keyboard with NKRO!

Yeah I had to search too

It's not really worth it, my current one has more features. It's more of a collectors thing probably.

Buy me a MX Red keypad

Just a keypad?

does a raspberry pi come with an operating system or do you need to load one onto it

just dd a raspbian image to an sd card and there's your os

Want to try them for ossssss

I'm happy typing with blues though

I would just take the cheap way out and get an android tablet but android can't run java or flash

If you're handy with a soldering iron, wiring electronics and know a bit of program you can probably wire up your own 2-key Cherry MX/Gateron Red gamepad :3

is there an android emulator that lets you make in game "purchases" for free?

store.ppy.sh/store/product/20

you could buy a full fledged rubber dome and have 20 times the amount of keys :^)

Everything physical is out of stock ._.

But Ossssssss

ppy pls

I see you've been shopping

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Do you know who you're talking to?

NEVER STOCK

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