No denotes possession in some language.
u like that huh
is something happening to u
Ill bite you
just uh nibble on my ear a little
nibble on it
i like the ear
don't be weird like that
watashi no chin chin ga kakosaidai yo
what? i thought we were cybering just now
Don't talk about your dick in public.
Much less with words like that.
where do u find these
I just read Irisu lopbunny as Irisu Foreplay
What the fuck is wrong with me.
And why do I not close my google searches.
Oh I didn't notice the new thread
do you think trans type people listen to trap music?
u just confused me for a second
I don't even know what trap music is.
now that im so unconfused about the situation i cant even remember how ! haha
here and there
Google it famalam
Too lazy, and I should be asleep half a hour ago.
I'll just go back to shift farming and watching LOTR
yea thats good have fun
that bird likes the ear too
Today's yuri releases.
playing a game that tells you to run and escape in its title
rs in 2017
the "runescape is bad" meme
hahahaha i play leeg and overwatch all the fucking time if i say its bad its bad, k?
inb4 someone gobbling a million dicks because "omg guys rs07 is absolutely amazing why would anyone ever play current runescape"
Tfpf nrsh nana bi
flying whales are always the coolest
I play LoL and OW all the time.
I am here to judge people's games.
I play club penguin and neopets, I'm here to judge people's games
A new map on OW got released.
I am excite.
I originaly though "doge" was pronounced "doggy" because Dog e
i envy how easily youre pleased
It's nice to get things. I can't drop much for real shit so free shit is cool.
make sure you turn on "reduce buffering" in options
drastically reduces input lag
How long havya been playin lol?
I hardly notice.
5 years or so?
Oh cooleo, I've been playing since S1
black n white is a new game!!!
trust me it will help
I have a gtx 1070 and i7 6700k and I noticed a difference
I even have judgement kayle to prove it!
Eh. Once I get my gold wep I'm kind of done with comp so it won't matter.
Who are you?
I am socks
Been posting in various CJ threads for like.. 4 or 5 years now.
don't make me get my trip
which one are you getting?
Zen or 76.
Just legitimately curious as to why.
zen is cool
i like golden nuts
That skin is so lame.
protoss buffs when
which one do you like?
is this the active thread
is this minecraft
Nobody is here to really talk to.
hi active trhead
oh hey mr is filtered by bard
Why would you filter Squash?
Just filter the whole thread what could go wrong?
Not active enough
Make it moreso
I can't if I'm filtered!
TELL ME ABOUT YOUR DAY THEN
I got done with my work with 2 hours left and just worked past my goal.
Are you filtered, though?
I need to take some time to update my library badly.
usually it is the other way around
the dude tsuchi always posts from the monogatari series is named Oshino Meme
and it's pronounced may-may
fucking kill me
mmmmmmmmm whatcha sayyy
Um h-hi there
tfw out of alcohol
I've never posted Oshino, only Koyomi and Episode.
Hihi, threaders~ <3
what fucking kind of name is meme
Yo Bard what's up?
Hi there I'm listening to some James Taylor enjoying a dry moscato
what are you doing tonight?
Watching Salty Bet while drinking Crown Apple. Good times.
Salty bet's still a thing?
are you making fun of oshino
I could really go for some crown royale about now
What is the apple like?
Apparently still fun to watch and the music isn't half bad.
Dude, it tastes like candy. Mix it with 7up/sprite. It tastes almost like jolly rancher.
Are you underaged?
actually I just turned 21 recently :/
Such a cruel existence.
What kind of music do you like?
THANKS FOR THE PITY DARWIN
Oh, I mean... everything from here on is very promising and your best years are definitely not behind you.
I've been listening to a lot of ambient/chill music lately like NeatBeats and Vanilla
put your dick away
Go to BED, Emma.
I retreated. For now.
Oh yeah, it's just a preference.
All my friends are depressed, it seems. All they talk about is how shitty their life is and how much anxiety they have. It's too bad. I was able to relate once upon a time. When I was younger my life was wandering around looking for fights because I was an angsty little shit and had a lot of anger I couldn't reasonably direct at my parents.
Then I was a social justice warrior and all of my "friends" were legitimately bad people.
But now my life consists of three fulfilling part time jobs, sex with a man I love, video games, anime, and sleep. Can't really complain.
Shit gets better, basically.
Meh, I was a bit depressed not too long ago, but I'm over it now.
lmao social justice retards are mad as hell that milo is getting a book deal. that's awesome.
Milo is a fucking retard, though.
SJWs are retarded but the alt-right is equally retarded.
I stilll am :^)
Depression is a meme invented by weak people.
I love milo, personally. he has a ton of views that I don't agree with or fully agree with but I love how he handles himself and I especially love how fucking mad people get over him all the time.
I'm watching you...
He's the worst part of the alt-right: that weird sycophancy where they think if they kiss enough ass, it'll eventually help them.
it's just so crazy to me that there are things I like that you don't. I don't understand
and quite honestly they are right
Liking people who do retarded shit because "they make other people mad" is basically the real life version of this.
I'm not that shallow. I also like him because he's hot.
becuase he's hot.
I wish I was a big black guy so milo would love me
There's plenty of hot guys out there that don't make a living saying retarded shit.
get more triggered LMAO
You are the worst person on the world.
finally someone realizes.
ENTERTAINMENT COMES IN MANY FORMS
We have all always known.
I am being judged.
Shit you got me good I'm utterly speechless
also lol if only. you never shut up.
I have delusions of paranoia.
it is adorable nevertheless.
it's not paranoia if it turns out everyone is out to get you so never stop trying to prove that.
isn't paranoia a delusion on its own?
you are pure evil
you know it bby
buy me milo's book
buy me metro 2035
you buy ME milo's book. I ain't got no money.
assuming you meant 2033
honestly i would re-gift you my copy if steam would let me cus i don't remember how i got it and have zero intention of playing it
dude im fucking done spending money for the next decade
last fall was Eternal Christmas for me and im starting to not feel good about it
I hate how things cost money. we should just use hugs and rainbow sprinkles for currency
Nobody mentioned and cows and/or whores cupcake, that doesn't make anysense
everyone is always talking about whores all the time.
I mean the book.
and have zero intention of playing it
It's still one of the best campaign FPS of the last decade and has aged well, even without the remaster.
We can't just sit around talking about you all day.
They gave it away for free through a facebook promotion, 2033 game
was quite stunning
this. so much this. and I don't even like fps games much.
oh you sweet summer child. that is where you are WRONG
normies GET OUT
oh i don't into these things
maybe when i build a computer that can run tetris on medium
i am very overstocked on hugs
which means you would be rich in an ideal world of commerce!
indeed. and take their cockamamie CIS crap with them.
god i wish that were me
Metro's engine is pretty decent about scaling down to run on older shit.
The lighting is what really makes the game and that's generally not instantly shitty on lower settings.
very little rainbow sprinkles though
in fact possibly zero
ive gotten free shit over the internet from strangers twice this week so im very satisfied
Radeon 5450 though
I want boobies too. In my hands.
those wouldn't be worth as much anyway.
oh nice. I got a few games for christmas. watch underscore dogs 2 has been keeping me pretty busy.
Isn't that worse than an integrated Intel 4600?
To be fair that's not exactly a terribly high standard.
fuk u nigga I got better shit to talk about
aaaaaaah frankie sinatra
aaaah frank sinatra
frankie me boy you dont know
you have the perfect voice to sing calypso
Spec Ops the Line came out in the last decade too.
who knew you had such patrician taste in first person shooters.
Maybe she's going for the whole non-HRT approach or something
did you like bulletstorm, tsuchi?
There's a couple I guess.
NuDOOM, and a couple that came out like a fucking decade ago now that are pretty good.
The point is that singleplayer FPS is deeeeeeeeeead
Do you FEEL like a hero yet?
i have two mystery packages waiting for me at my dorm
i thought one of them was my frank ocean cd but then i got a shipping notification for that one today so i'm a little nervous
i don't have much left that im waiting on
i assume so
it's a shitty dell from 2010
I feel like a meme
Maybe she's a whore on a fetish site for disgusting faggots who say they're women but use their dicks like the men they are
I still have some stockings that guero and ooble got me on the way, guero forgot to ship it until after christmas, lol.
Thats kind of arousing
this holy shit why is there so much porn of those people using their dicks who OK'd this
This is why I barely ever look at porn of trans people, 90% is either just masturbating or dicking other girls/guys because it's porn made for straightfags.
i should exchange gifts online next christmas
You're a sick person Brad
Because if actual trans people made porn it would be confusing aesthetic bullshit with very little actual sex
Much more profitable to sell shemales and ladyboys
It wasn't bad but just felt like it was trying way too hard to capture old feelings.
it wasn't an exchange. ugh. I felt extra shitty this year because I lost my job back in september so I basically had no money to get any of my friends anything. even my best friend irl all I was able to do was buy him a pizza.
ah. yeah I could see how someone would feel it was way too tryhard. for me it felt like that aspect hit that sweet spot where it's super self aware of how absurd it is, which makes it awesome. and I loved the gameplay to death.
watching penis-girls fuck dudes
From experience, I can't do this. I'm phallaphobic you could say. As for one banging a chick? Too much confusion for me.
whoops, didn't mean to link you
this was the first christmas where i could actually buy my parents things myself
I had enough to get my immediate family some stuff, so at least I had that, but ugh it felt shitty to be so poor on christmas. oh well.
Has CliffyB's latest game even been playable yet?
post more traps
immediate family is really all you should worry about, imo
I wouldn't know, I only ever get around to first person shooters when I see enough people recommend them and they are down to like 7.50 or less, lol.
yeah true. but it always feels nice to have enough to give other friends gifts.
It's supposed to be f2p but I've not really paid attention to it.
Gross, but funny
I forgive you
right, but unless its a super close friend i wouldn't get hung up about it
i guess if youve established a reputation for it though then it's a bigger bummer
so hot garbage.
I'm not hung up about it geez eisen would you STOP WITH THE BULLYING
nah, nothing like that. I just enjoy the christmas spirit of giving when I have the funds to do so.
F2P FPS just make me think of that god awful CounterStrike ripoff the Chinese made.
grim is that you
it is a nice feeling
i surprised my dad with the Rush box set he really wanted and it was probably more satisfying than the gifts i did get
free to play almost always ends up being shit. even the good ones aren't really that good, they generally hold you hostage with events and whatnot. the only one I play is the mobile kingdom heart's game. it's a nice enough thing to grind in while I watch tv shows and whatnot. and they did a decent job of making sure you don't need to spend any money to have a chance to succeed in all but the most difficult of the events.
oh shit, that's a fucking awesome gift. I love rush so much.
seriously why the fuck do I always do that
video related it's me
I play the shitty FF phone games that are token F2P and just on principle alone, refuse to actively pay for anything in them.
yeah. I will admit I sometimes drop a bit of money on the kingdom hearts one but considering I've been playing it since launch the amount of money vs the amount of hours of enjoyment is at an insanely acceptable ratio for me.
i bought him the 2112 40th anniversary, it's pretty dope
he got an email from amazon reccing it to him and he forwarded it to me like "this looks pretty cool". i had already preordered it like two weeks prior.
i felt like an absolute madman
well, not this time. penises are wired in my brain to be funny. Thinking of them sexually gives me the heebie jeebies. I'm strictly lesbian.
It's more astounding the people that have put hundreds and some over a thousand dollars into a "free" to play game like League of Legends.
thigh meat is the best
Having left symmetrical bite marks on a girl's thighs, I have to agree with her
I prefer the cheeks
the gift of music is the gift of love. you did good, kid.
no fucking kidding. I've spent less money on this one f2p game than I spend on tons of other games I get less hours out of and I still feel guilty about it every time I think about it too hard. and people spend sooo much money on league...hell, even using the logic "yeah but I've also played for thousands of hours" just doesn't seem like enough.
keeping people in the dark about christmas gifts almost never happens in our house anymore, so it felt good knowing i had one over him
until i found out that they secretly bought me a turntable
now the score is even
She said it was an amazing feeling to walk with bruises between her legs
oh damn. that's quite the gift as well. you are a dj? or is it just a fun hobby?
I'd rather just spend countless money on sales of games I'd never play than just dump money into cosmetic shit.
not a DJ turntable, just a record player
i was going to wait further down the line to start a collection but i guess im starting now. blew half my christmas money at the record store two days later
same. I always make fun of squash for spending money on loot boxes in overwatch. I haven't spent a single penny beyond the initial cost of the game.
ooooh. also cool. I will never personally get into that but I do love listening to records when I'm hanging out with someone who does. my dad has a pretty good collection.
Is it really bad to admit that Sigourney Weaver is is still hot and 67?
it's more fun than i had planned for
i thought CDs were good enough
no. if you don't think she's still hot there's literally something wrong with you.
no way man you need to spend thousands of dollars or basically you just hate music, bro.
Sigourney Weaver is an amazingly beautiful woman and suspected immortal
yeah I think sigourne weaver has a pretty nice cock
It just confuses my penis because I objectively know she's as old as one of my grandparents but my penis still wants to be inside her.
would you a sigourney weaver? I would
I don't have that strong of an attraction to her but she's always been one of my favorite actresses and she absolutely still has it goin' on.
Way to make it gross
I totally would
i do have to atone for my piracy somehow
ha, good point.
Maybe I should have eaten more than a sandwich today
She's near triple my age.
You make it gross.
have you tried tuna burgers
just means she could rock your world three times as hard
+1 to sigourney love
she is THE inspiration for samus aran
eat this dick
It's practically breakfast yo
And yes I've had that but not in a while
My head is too heavy and my body aches and I'm craving junk food
She looked best in Galaxy Quest and that 1999.
Now you're making me think you actually have a gilf fetish.
also hells yeah, galaxy quest is one of my all time favorite movies.
Sigourney Weaver's ass in Alien was not my proudest fap. But not a difficult one, either.
yeah, galaxy quest sigourney is fucking hot
its so good yet so cheap
Perhaps you misunderstand me
I don't want porn for them, I want porn OF them getting fucked hard. That isn't made for straight people with a femdom fetish.
Like I know it's a meme but the distinction is there regardless.
I signed up for the closed Alpha and it showed up a bunch of times telling me to come play but then I didn't.
Absolute madman, etc.
Fuckers posting while I was AFK
Stop that shit
It's great in every way.
I actually bought Galaxy Quest on Pay-Per-View to watch.
Oh, how times have changed.
I would judge you right now but I admittedly remember being 12 and the only fap material I could find was an old horror movie on VHS with tits.
God bless being young and having to temporarily go without a computer.
I might eat some fancy chocolate I got for Christmas
Stop being a tranny loving faggot
fuck man, now I need to watch it again for the billionth time. that fucking cast. THAT FUCKING CAST.
Ah to be young again. The days when I didn't have my own computer and was too young and retarded to know how to clear a search history.
"Chris, what is hentai?"
Honestly most of the time I prefer just cute guys than trannys but I need variety in my porn, you know?
Pull a Test.
Watch it just to rub one out to Weaver.
Did Sarah ask you that?
dy-you got caught?
I am honestly glad my parents never really cared to ask.
Like, they knew I was a teenage boy and definitely doing that but they just never inquired because it's easier to not know.
when you didn't know how to masturbate so you just put your dick on the computer screen and just sat there confused why nothing was happening
childhood is a strange time for humans
No I don't
"Chris, what is hentai?"
wow. it got you young.
You're not exclusively gay, you fruit.
Indulge what little heterosexuality you have left.
I got caught to a screaming latina because smart 13 year old me thought my headphones were plugged in
they were not
she does look pretty hot in that outfit...
Wow how BORING are YOU?
I never got caught. my brother sure did though. good times.
oh my fucking god
I got caught looking at lesbian porn when I was 9 years old
"AY PAPITO PE"
my dad fucking busted the door down
I thought I was gonna die of shock
God wills it.
I'm only into like three different things and two of them are bdsm
so does mike pence. I saw him skulking around my house earlier with a car battery...better throw him off the trail with a straight fap for once.
My parents are not zealots that try to warn their children of the dangers of hairy hands and going blind and all that shit, though.
My parents are not tech savvy and think that computer viruses lurk around every corner.
I believe you heard me talking about how I was watching dumb shit like Love Hina and Fruits Basket as a preteen. It's a miracle I didn't turn into the worst of the weebs, watching a series a day and buying figurines and shit.
what did you tell them
oh man, love hina. I read a good chunk of that manga on the family computer. glad no one ever checked what it was lol. I also played that newgrounds dating sim a lot when I was first finding out about the internet.
I just sorta stood there guiltily as they went to the sites and then gave me a lecture about the dangers of computer viruses from porn sites after promptly clicking out of the sites.
I watched the show. It is because of that show that to this day I despise the tsundere trope.
Knowing you, you'd probably just clamp it to your nipples and ejaculate instantly.
My parents weren't but they were realistic. I mean, you have to realize your father was at least an adolescent boy at one point so yeah, he tried to get skin mags and VHS porn years ago so he knows you'll just use the internet for it.
HOW DID YOU DISCOVER HENTAI?
mY UNCLE GOT ME LIKE 100 DISCS of anime for christmas and I have the entire love hina
Well, at least you look to have alright taste for your very narrow column of interests.
Fucking newgrounds dating sims. They're in this weird realm of being vaguely nostalgic but also obscenely retarded, to the point where I have no interest in ever looking at them ever again.
yeah it was kind of a boring story all things considered.
actually I've never tried electricity play but I really doubt I'd be into it.
I cannot even begin to remember.
how many episodes did that show even get? the manga seemed like it went on forever and I don't think I even got through half of it.
yeah, that about sums it up lol
there's fetishes that Cupcake doesn't have
theres at least like 10 discs
i dont even know how much is on each of em
I know it's crazy but yeah.
maybe you should come show me what I'm missing.
I don't have a taser of my own
It was only 20-some episodes.
you damn tease.
2 disks per episode seems about right to pad out a 100 DISK ANIME box.
I just assume Cupcake started off his adolescence on hetero porn and just angrily tried to keep masturbating for hours to no avail, similar to Grim.
err. two episodes per disk. the hell.
similar to Grim.
I'm poor and I don't have the kind of privacy such a thing would require
hmmmm maybe I might be a bit off
I went and glanced through this huge stack pretty quickly
i ALSO A HAVE THE COMPLETE INITLA d AND COMPLETE gUNDAM
He's like your "road not traveled".
HEY REVY HAVE you ever stuck ice cubes into your butt
At least you have SOMETHING good
thank goodness I stopped repressing myself and finally admitted that maybe I'm not as straight as I tried to convince myself I was while fapping furiously to traps and other gay stuff.
Theres a whole bunc h of other stuf in here
I've got south park LOL
should I sleep now
Thank God you didn't murder your first boyfriend.
Why do you ask
sleep on deez nuts
Yeah but that's never ending and still airing. Can't exactly have all of that.
Which gundam, anyway.
I would have been justified. he dumped me on christmas eve over a text message.
The only gundam that matters of course, G Gundam
Also have Wing
I got dumped on my birthday once
via would have been a better word.
my sympathies. it's never fun to get dumped. bad timing just makes it worse.
The only gundam that matters of course, G Gundam
This hand of mine glows with an awesome POWER
Who does stuff like that
G Gundam is pretty based.
Wing is shit though. M-muh UC Gundams.
I DONT REMEMBER THE REST BUT IT WAS SUPER HYPE
High school bitches
I remember coming home after schoool and watching toonami's G Gundam when I WAS BUT A BABby.......
what kind of animu are you into?
assholes. nothing compared to what rev did though. he straight up told me he hadn't loved me for years when he dumped me six months ago. I mean, I don't think he was telling the truth, but what a shitty thing to say to someone. and it's even worse if it was true because that means he could have ripped my heart out a hell of a lot sooner and I would have moved on way faster.
dragging that kind of shit out and pulling the 'I dont love you even though I'm with you' card i imo the lowest possible stoop
The best G Gundam was the one his bitch used, the one with the bow and halberd.
yup. oh well. people are the worst, what else is new.
Remove high schools
I only watched it a year or so ago. Watching it through with another weeb over the internet. Even not as a kid it's still so ridiculously over the top but you can't help but be entertained.
Not super specific, I watch various shit. Less generic shonen and less SoL maybe. I do like muh 80's mecha quite a bit but I also don't because fuck actually watching it.
Geeze, I'd heard he dumped you and kicked you out but I didn't know that. Sorry to hear, that is pretty awful...
I wouldn't have thought him to be the sort to do something like that.
best G Gundam
not the fucking Windmill Gundam
Hold on nigga you best not be talkin shit
hurr durr how 2 link?
yeah I feel you there I am spoiled by the newer moe animation of the 2000s
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lol no. I kicked him out. this is my place. he moved back in with his mommy because that's definitely how someone makes good progress in life which is one of the reasons he said he wanted to end it. "I just don't feel like I'm moving forward enough with my life, so let me just dump you and move back in with my mother and resume my weird as hell symbiotic parasitic relationship with my family"
yeah. well it shocked me too. I thought he was a lot better than that, but clearly I was wrong.
Holland has never served a purpose.
I'm surprised it wasn't made of wood and overtly homosexual.
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