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Isaiah Lopez
Isaiah Lopez

youtu.be/NxVsQ4ujCs8?t=1m48s

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youtu.be/qrX5R11e0UA
youtu.be/mkacBdekneI
youtube.com/watch?v=3x7DlZyUQcQ
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LawBreakers

Christian Edwards
Christian Edwards

snarl

Levi Sanders
Levi Sanders

No denotes possession in some language.

Adam Reyes
Adam Reyes

u like that huh

is something happening to u

Josiah Collins
Josiah Collins

Ill bite you

Sebastian Anderson
Sebastian Anderson

just uh nibble on my ear a little
nibble on it

Jeremiah Roberts
Jeremiah Roberts

i like the ear

Christian Peterson
Christian Peterson

don't be weird like that

Grayson Johnson
Grayson Johnson

watashi no chin chin ga kakosaidai yo

Levi Foster
Levi Foster

what? i thought we were cybering just now

Easton Walker
Easton Walker

Don't talk about your dick in public.
Much less with words like that.

Jack Ross
Jack Ross

wew

Kayden Taylor
Kayden Taylor

where do u find these

Jose Jackson
Jose Jackson

I just read Irisu lopbunny as Irisu Foreplay

What the fuck is wrong with me.

And why do I not close my google searches.

Isaac Jones
Isaac Jones

I'll uhm..
Hit you
Stop that

Ian Davis
Ian Davis

Oh I didn't notice the new thread
sounds fun

Carson Parker
Carson Parker

do you think trans type people listen to trap music?

Nathaniel Cruz
Nathaniel Cruz

u just confused me for a second

Oliver Peterson
Oliver Peterson

I don't even know what trap music is.

Christopher Nguyen
Christopher Nguyen

How so?

Brody Taylor
Brody Taylor

now that im so unconfused about the situation i cant even remember how ! haha

Charles Bell
Charles Bell

here and there

Parker Howard
Parker Howard

Google it famalam

Sebastian Phillips
Sebastian Phillips

Too lazy, and I should be asleep half a hour ago.

Josiah Myers
Josiah Myers

heck it
I'll just go back to shift farming and watching LOTR
Go bed.

Hunter Sullivan
Hunter Sullivan

yea thats good have fun

Cameron Scott
Cameron Scott

right

Luis Morgan
Luis Morgan

and left

James Howard
James Howard

that bird likes the ear too

Samuel Johnson
Samuel Johnson

Today's yuri releases.

mega.nz/#!u1Jj3bSR!gJaVwEZOM23zJhPVVFOHWPQqmA8fcLelP-9TJQudurQ

Justin Anderson
Justin Anderson

Ayden Hall
Ayden Hall

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Easton Walker
Easton Walker

playing a game that tells you to run and escape in its title

Leo Rivera
Leo Rivera

rs in 2017

Angel Hill
Angel Hill

the "runescape is bad" meme

Jose Collins
Jose Collins

hahahaha i play leeg and overwatch all the fucking time if i say its bad its bad, k?

Aiden Cruz
Aiden Cruz

inb4 someone gobbling a million dicks because "omg guys rs07 is absolutely amazing why would anyone ever play current runescape"

Blake Hughes
Blake Hughes

Tfpf nrsh nana bi

Ayden Thomas
Ayden Thomas

picosong.com/dSHK/

Ian Rodriguez
Ian Rodriguez

boi

Lucas Thompson
Lucas Thompson

flying whales are always the coolest

Alexander Foster
Alexander Foster

I play LoL and OW all the time.
I am here to judge people's games.

Grayson Powell
Grayson Powell

I play club penguin and neopets, I'm here to judge people's games

Grayson Cox
Grayson Cox

A new map on OW got released.
I am excite.

Ryan Young
Ryan Young

I originaly though "doge" was pronounced "doggy" because Dog e

Evan Stewart
Evan Stewart

i envy how easily youre pleased

Connor Wood
Connor Wood

It's nice to get things. I can't drop much for real shit so free shit is cool.

Cameron King
Cameron King

make sure you turn on "reduce buffering" in options

drastically reduces input lag
it's amazing

Jason Jones
Jason Jones

How long havya been playin lol?

Jack Ward
Jack Ward

I hardly notice.

5 years or so?

Jason Brown
Jason Brown

Oh cooleo, I've been playing since S1

Juan Ramirez
Juan Ramirez

black n white is a new game!!!

Justin Johnson
Justin Johnson

Jesus.

Juan Campbell
Juan Campbell

trust me it will help

I have a gtx 1070 and i7 6700k and I noticed a difference

Camden White
Camden White

I even have judgement kayle to prove it!

Carson Wright
Carson Wright

Eh. Once I get my gold wep I'm kind of done with comp so it won't matter.

Who are you?

Eli Williams
Eli Williams

I am socks
Been posting in various CJ threads for like.. 4 or 5 years now.

Kevin Anderson
Kevin Anderson

don't make me get my trip

Asher Hernandez
Asher Hernandez

which one are you getting?

rip

Luis Lopez
Luis Lopez

RS3
why?

Jack Green
Jack Green

Zen or 76.

Tyler Barnes
Tyler Barnes

Just legitimately curious as to why.

Cooper Cruz
Cooper Cruz

zen is cool

i like golden nuts

Michael Allen
Michael Allen

That skin is so lame.

Asher Wood
Asher Wood

protoss buffs when

Adam Hill
Adam Hill

which one do you like?

Anthony Carter
Anthony Carter

Base skin.

Blake Jenkins
Blake Jenkins

hi

Connor Baker
Connor Baker

is this the active thread

Liam Perry
Liam Perry

is this minecraft

Joshua Hernandez
Joshua Hernandez

Not really.
Nobody is here to really talk to.

Wyatt Rogers
Wyatt Rogers

Okay dawg.

Justin Bennett
Justin Bennett

Yes.

Jaxon Powell
Jaxon Powell

hi active trhead

Joseph Gomez
Joseph Gomez

oh hey mr is filtered by bard

Carson Smith
Carson Smith

Why would you filter Squash?

Grayson Jenkins
Grayson Jenkins

*Smugs*

Jack Williams
Jack Williams

Just filter the whole thread what could go wrong?

David Rogers
David Rogers

Not active enough
Make it moreso

Luke Nelson
Luke Nelson

[[guffaw]

Sebastian Gomez
Sebastian Gomez

I can't if I'm filtered!

Josiah Garcia
Josiah Garcia

TELL ME ABOUT YOUR DAY THEN
MR SQUASH

Ian Peterson
Ian Peterson

I got done with my work with 2 hours left and just worked past my goal.

Luis Turner
Luis Turner

Are you filtered, though?

Asher Sanders
Asher Sanders

I need to take some time to update my library badly.

Joseph Gutierrez
Joseph Gutierrez

usually it is the other way around

Nathan Johnson
Nathan Johnson

the dude tsuchi always posts from the monogatari series is named Oshino Meme

and it's pronounced may-may

fucking kill me

James Miller
James Miller

mmmmmmmmm whatcha sayyy

Angel Jenkins
Angel Jenkins

FUCKING WEIRDOS

Cameron Anderson
Cameron Anderson

Um h-hi there

Lincoln Ross
Lincoln Ross

tfw out of alcohol

Sebastian Ramirez
Sebastian Ramirez

I've never posted Oshino, only Koyomi and Episode.

Jose Bell
Jose Bell

Hihi, threaders~ <3

Kevin Lewis
Kevin Lewis

what fucking kind of name is meme

Isaiah Nguyen
Isaiah Nguyen

fap

Carson Wright
Carson Wright

Yo Bard what's up?

William Lewis
William Lewis

Hi there I'm listening to some James Taylor enjoying a dry moscato
what are you doing tonight?

Matthew Rogers
Matthew Rogers

Watching Salty Bet while drinking Crown Apple. Good times.

Ayden Rogers
Ayden Rogers

Salty bet's still a thing?

Joseph Reyes
Joseph Reyes

are you making fun of oshino

Daniel Gutierrez
Daniel Gutierrez

I could really go for some crown royale about now
What is the apple like?

Landon Nelson
Landon Nelson

Apparently still fun to watch and the music isn't half bad.

Leo Turner
Leo Turner

Who this?

Isaac Walker
Isaac Walker

Dude, it tastes like candy. Mix it with 7up/sprite. It tastes almost like jolly rancher.

Dominic Campbell
Dominic Campbell

I'm shy

John Torres
John Torres

Are you underaged?

Joseph Parker
Joseph Parker

actually I just turned 21 recently :/

Jordan Williams
Jordan Williams

Such a cruel existence.

James Smith
James Smith

What kind of music do you like?

Jason Hughes
Jason Hughes

THANKS FOR THE PITY DARWIN
HA!!!!!!!!!!!

Jackson Bailey
Jackson Bailey

Oh, I mean... everything from here on is very promising and your best years are definitely not behind you.

Josiah Gonzalez
Josiah Gonzalez

I've been listening to a lot of ambient/chill music lately like NeatBeats and Vanilla

youtu.be/X6kGg31G0As
youtu.be/qrX5R11e0UA
youtu.be/mkacBdekneI

Ethan White
Ethan White

put your dick away

Matthew Fisher
Matthew Fisher

WHOLE
ALBUMS?

Juan Cox
Juan Cox

Go to BED, Emma.

I retreated. For now.

Ian Russell
Ian Russell

Oh yeah, it's just a preference.

Elijah Taylor
Elijah Taylor

All my friends are depressed, it seems. All they talk about is how shitty their life is and how much anxiety they have. It's too bad. I was able to relate once upon a time. When I was younger my life was wandering around looking for fights because I was an angsty little shit and had a lot of anger I couldn't reasonably direct at my parents.
Then I was a social justice warrior and all of my "friends" were legitimately bad people.
But now my life consists of three fulfilling part time jobs, sex with a man I love, video games, anime, and sleep. Can't really complain.

Shit gets better, basically.

Christian Edwards
Christian Edwards

Meh, I was a bit depressed not too long ago, but I'm over it now.

Hunter Flores
Hunter Flores

lmao social justice retards are mad as hell that milo is getting a book deal. that's awesome.

Liam Stewart
Liam Stewart

Milo is a fucking retard, though.
SJWs are retarded but the alt-right is equally retarded.

Justin Morales
Justin Morales

I stilll am :^)

Parker Powell
Parker Powell

Depression is a meme invented by weak people.

Asher Reed
Asher Reed

I love milo, personally. he has a ton of views that I don't agree with or fully agree with but I love how he handles himself and I especially love how fucking mad people get over him all the time.

Michael Lewis
Michael Lewis

I'm watching you...

Joseph Young
Joseph Young

He's the worst part of the alt-right: that weird sycophancy where they think if they kiss enough ass, it'll eventually help them.

Brayden Edwards
Brayden Edwards

it's just so crazy to me that there are things I like that you don't. I don't understand

William Cruz
William Cruz

and quite honestly they are right

Isaac Sanchez
Isaac Sanchez

Liking people who do retarded shit because "they make other people mad" is basically the real life version of this.

Robert Young
Robert Young

hey.

hey.

I'm not that shallow. I also like him because he's hot.

Carter Phillips
Carter Phillips

becuase he's hot.

Austin Ross
Austin Ross

I wish I was a big black guy so milo would love me

Alexander Martin
Alexander Martin

There's plenty of hot guys out there that don't make a living saying retarded shit.

Sebastian Price
Sebastian Price

get more triggered LMAO

Benjamin Taylor
Benjamin Taylor

You are the worst person on the world.

Carter Ross
Carter Ross

finally someone realizes.

Colton Gutierrez
Colton Gutierrez

ENTERTAINMENT COMES IN MANY FORMS

Justin Scott
Justin Scott

We have all always known.

Aaron Evans
Aaron Evans

good.

Connor Long
Connor Long

JUDGING

Jaxon Morales
Jaxon Morales

I am being judged.

Jayden Thomas
Jayden Thomas

Shit you got me good I'm utterly speechless

Levi Williams
Levi Williams

by who?

Julian Diaz
Julian Diaz

*udderly

James Rodriguez
James Rodriguez

also lol if only. you never shut up.

Juan Wood
Juan Wood

Everyone.
Always.
I have delusions of paranoia.

Jonathan Ramirez
Jonathan Ramirez

retard fishdog

Parker Bennett
Parker Bennett

stop bullying

Colton Kelly
Colton Kelly

it is adorable nevertheless.

Tyler Moore
Tyler Moore

it's not paranoia if it turns out everyone is out to get you so never stop trying to prove that.

this tbh

/bullies hardest

Kayden Sullivan
Kayden Sullivan

isn't paranoia a delusion on its own?

Justin Clark
Justin Clark

you are pure evil

Liam Thompson
Liam Thompson

you know it bby

Jaxson Baker
Jaxson Baker

buy me milo's book

Brandon Gonzalez
Brandon Gonzalez

buy me metro 2035

Liam Torres
Liam Torres

youtube.com/watch?v=3x7DlZyUQcQ

Jeremiah Cooper
Jeremiah Cooper

you buy ME milo's book. I ain't got no money.

Kevin Johnson
Kevin Johnson

assuming you meant 2033

honestly i would re-gift you my copy if steam would let me cus i don't remember how i got it and have zero intention of playing it

dude im fucking done spending money for the next decade

last fall was Eternal Christmas for me and im starting to not feel good about it

Cameron Hughes
Cameron Hughes

I hate how things cost money. we should just use hugs and rainbow sprinkles for currency

Jordan Lee
Jordan Lee

Nobody mentioned and cows and/or whores cupcake, that doesn't make anysense
true

Nolan Taylor
Nolan Taylor

everyone is always talking about whores all the time.

Brandon Smith
Brandon Smith

I mean the book.

Josiah Bell
Josiah Bell

and have zero intention of playing it
Play it.
It's still one of the best campaign FPS of the last decade and has aged well, even without the remaster.

Brayden Lewis
Brayden Lewis

We can't just sit around talking about you all day.

Dylan Bell
Dylan Bell

They gave it away for free through a facebook promotion, 2033 game

was quite stunning

Angel Rodriguez
Angel Rodriguez

this. so much this. and I don't even like fps games much.

William Howard
William Howard

oh you sweet summer child. that is where you are WRONG

Austin Evans
Austin Evans

normies GET OUT

Oliver Evans
Oliver Evans

oh i don't into these things

maybe when i build a computer that can run tetris on medium

i am very overstocked on hugs

Thomas Fisher
Thomas Fisher

Easton Lewis
Easton Lewis

which means you would be rich in an ideal world of commerce!

Anthony Sullivan
Anthony Sullivan

indeed. and take their cockamamie CIS crap with them.

Tyler Lopez
Tyler Lopez

god i wish that were me

Cooper Allen
Cooper Allen

Metro's engine is pretty decent about scaling down to run on older shit.
The lighting is what really makes the game and that's generally not instantly shitty on lower settings.

Jonathan Green
Jonathan Green

very little rainbow sprinkles though
in fact possibly zero

ive gotten free shit over the internet from strangers twice this week so im very satisfied

Radeon 5450 though

Liam Sanders
Liam Sanders

I want boobies too. In my hands.

Samuel Ward
Samuel Ward

those wouldn't be worth as much anyway.
think pennies.

oh nice. I got a few games for christmas. watch underscore dogs 2 has been keeping me pretty busy.

Nolan King
Nolan King

Isn't that worse than an integrated Intel 4600?

Charles Green
Charles Green

To be fair that's not exactly a terribly high standard.
fuk u nigga I got better shit to talk about

Asher Gonzalez
Asher Gonzalez

aaaaaaah frankie sinatra
aaaah frank sinatra
frankie me boy you dont know
you have the perfect voice to sing calypso
((

Aaron Miller
Aaron Miller

breast implants

Camden Russell
Camden Russell

Spec Ops the Line came out in the last decade too.

Charles Wilson
Charles Wilson

impossible.

who knew you had such patrician taste in first person shooters.

Asher Ramirez
Asher Ramirez

Maybe she's going for the whole non-HRT approach or something

Landon Myers
Landon Myers

did you like bulletstorm, tsuchi?

Parker Long
Parker Long

There's a couple I guess.
NuDOOM, and a couple that came out like a fucking decade ago now that are pretty good.

The point is that singleplayer FPS is deeeeeeeeeead

Gabriel Thompson
Gabriel Thompson

Do you FEEL like a hero yet?

David Hernandez
David Hernandez

i have two mystery packages waiting for me at my dorm

i thought one of them was my frank ocean cd but then i got a shipping notification for that one today so i'm a little nervous

i don't have much left that im waiting on

i assume so
it's a shitty dell from 2010

Gabriel Moore
Gabriel Moore

I feel like a meme
Kill me

Dylan Williams
Dylan Williams

Maybe she's a whore on a fetish site for disgusting faggots who say they're women but use their dicks like the men they are

Grayson Morales
Grayson Morales

I still have some stockings that guero and ooble got me on the way, guero forgot to ship it until after christmas, lol.

Kayden Brown
Kayden Brown

Thats kind of arousing

Oliver Lewis
Oliver Lewis

this holy shit why is there so much porn of those people using their dicks who OK'd this

This is why I barely ever look at porn of trans people, 90% is either just masturbating or dicking other girls/guys because it's porn made for straightfags.

Cooper Carter
Cooper Carter

cute

i should exchange gifts online next christmas

Gavin Wilson
Gavin Wilson

You're a sick person Brad
Because if actual trans people made porn it would be confusing aesthetic bullshit with very little actual sex
Much more profitable to sell shemales and ladyboys

Nicholas Howard
Nicholas Howard

Indifferent.
It wasn't bad but just felt like it was trying way too hard to capture old feelings.

Wyatt Cruz
Wyatt Cruz

straightfags

shemales
traps
trannies

Uh...

Dominic Mitchell
Dominic Mitchell

it wasn't an exchange. ugh. I felt extra shitty this year because I lost my job back in september so I basically had no money to get any of my friends anything. even my best friend irl all I was able to do was buy him a pizza.

ah. yeah I could see how someone would feel it was way too tryhard. for me it felt like that aspect hit that sweet spot where it's super self aware of how absurd it is, which makes it awesome. and I loved the gameplay to death.

Luke Walker
Luke Walker

straight
watching penis-girls fuck dudes
From experience, I can't do this. I'm phallaphobic you could say. As for one banging a chick? Too much confusion for me.

Zachary Jones
Zachary Jones

whoops, didn't mean to link you

Nicholas Moore
Nicholas Moore

RIP

this was the first christmas where i could actually buy my parents things myself

Julian Howard
Julian Howard

I had enough to get my immediate family some stuff, so at least I had that, but ugh it felt shitty to be so poor on christmas. oh well.

Jackson Phillips
Jackson Phillips

Has CliffyB's latest game even been playable yet?

Ryder Taylor
Ryder Taylor

post more traps

Jaxon Hill
Jaxon Hill

immediate family is really all you should worry about, imo

Blake Jenkins
Blake Jenkins

I wouldn't know, I only ever get around to first person shooters when I see enough people recommend them and they are down to like 7.50 or less, lol.

Ayden Wood
Ayden Wood

Ignore Bard.

Isaiah Parker
Isaiah Parker

yeah true. but it always feels nice to have enough to give other friends gifts.

Levi Lee
Levi Lee

It's supposed to be f2p but I've not really paid attention to it.

Jeremiah Anderson
Jeremiah Anderson

hahahahaha
DOI-OI-OI-OING

Andrew Ross
Andrew Ross

Gross, but funny
I forgive you

Blake Nelson
Blake Nelson

right, but unless its a super close friend i wouldn't get hung up about it

i guess if youve established a reputation for it though then it's a bigger bummer

Kayden Clark
Kayden Clark

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LawBreakers

Carson Perez
Carson Perez

f2p

so hot garbage.

Dominic Thompson
Dominic Thompson

I'm not hung up about it geez eisen would you STOP WITH THE BULLYING

nah, nothing like that. I just enjoy the christmas spirit of giving when I have the funds to do so.

Adrian Price
Adrian Price

F2P FPS just make me think of that god awful CounterStrike ripoff the Chinese made.

Nolan Roberts
Nolan Roberts

phallaphobic
grim is that you

Aiden Murphy
Aiden Murphy

s-sorry

it is a nice feeling
i surprised my dad with the Rush box set he really wanted and it was probably more satisfying than the gifts i did get

Gavin Morris
Gavin Morris

free to play almost always ends up being shit. even the good ones aren't really that good, they generally hold you hostage with events and whatnot. the only one I play is the mobile kingdom heart's game. it's a nice enough thing to grind in while I watch tv shows and whatnot. and they did a decent job of making sure you don't need to spend any money to have a chance to succeed in all but the most difficult of the events.

oh shit, that's a fucking awesome gift. I love rush so much.

Brandon White
Brandon White

heart's
'

seriously why the fuck do I always do that

Colton Jackson
Colton Jackson

video related it's me

Julian Kelly
Julian Kelly

I play the shitty FF phone games that are token F2P and just on principle alone, refuse to actively pay for anything in them.

Joshua Jones
Joshua Jones

yeah. I will admit I sometimes drop a bit of money on the kingdom hearts one but considering I've been playing it since launch the amount of money vs the amount of hours of enjoyment is at an insanely acceptable ratio for me.

Hudson Gomez
Hudson Gomez

i bought him the 2112 40th anniversary, it's pretty dope

he got an email from amazon reccing it to him and he forwarded it to me like "this looks pretty cool". i had already preordered it like two weeks prior.

i felt like an absolute madman

Nathaniel Ross
Nathaniel Ross

well, not this time. penises are wired in my brain to be funny. Thinking of them sexually gives me the heebie jeebies. I'm strictly lesbian.

Jonathan Cox
Jonathan Cox

It's more astounding the people that have put hundreds and some over a thousand dollars into a "free" to play game like League of Legends.

Jaxon Ortiz
Jaxon Ortiz

thigh meat is the best
Having left symmetrical bite marks on a girl's thighs, I have to agree with her

Nolan Roberts
Nolan Roberts

I prefer the cheeks

Elijah Mitchell
Elijah Mitchell

the gift of music is the gift of love. you did good, kid.

no fucking kidding. I've spent less money on this one f2p game than I spend on tons of other games I get less hours out of and I still feel guilty about it every time I think about it too hard. and people spend sooo much money on league...hell, even using the logic "yeah but I've also played for thousands of hours" just doesn't seem like enough.

Liam Jones
Liam Jones

keeping people in the dark about christmas gifts almost never happens in our house anymore, so it felt good knowing i had one over him

until i found out that they secretly bought me a turntable

now the score is even

Jace Ramirez
Jace Ramirez

She said it was an amazing feeling to walk with bruises between her legs

Kayden Stewart
Kayden Stewart

oh damn. that's quite the gift as well. you are a dj? or is it just a fun hobby?

Hunter Johnson
Hunter Johnson

I'd rather just spend countless money on sales of games I'd never play than just dump money into cosmetic shit.

Eli Hughes
Eli Hughes

not a DJ turntable, just a record player

i was going to wait further down the line to start a collection but i guess im starting now. blew half my christmas money at the record store two days later

Jason Ramirez
Jason Ramirez

same. I always make fun of squash for spending money on loot boxes in overwatch. I haven't spent a single penny beyond the initial cost of the game.

ooooh. also cool. I will never personally get into that but I do love listening to records when I'm hanging out with someone who does. my dad has a pretty good collection.

Robert Gonzalez
Robert Gonzalez

Is it really bad to admit that Sigourney Weaver is is still hot and 67?

Adam Baker
Adam Baker

it's more fun than i had planned for

i thought CDs were good enough

Joseph Ross
Joseph Ross

no. if you don't think she's still hot there's literally something wrong with you.

Christian Walker
Christian Walker

no way man you need to spend thousands of dollars or basically you just hate music, bro.

William Scott
William Scott

Sigourney Weaver is an amazingly beautiful woman and suspected immortal

Lucas Miller
Lucas Miller

yeah I think sigourne weaver has a pretty nice cock

Wyatt Long
Wyatt Long

It just confuses my penis because I objectively know she's as old as one of my grandparents but my penis still wants to be inside her.

John Roberts
John Roberts

would you a sigourney weaver? I would

Alexander Phillips
Alexander Phillips

I don't have that strong of an attraction to her but she's always been one of my favorite actresses and she absolutely still has it goin' on.

Chase Peterson
Chase Peterson

Way to make it gross
I would
I totally would

Alexander Sullivan
Alexander Sullivan

i do have to atone for my piracy somehow

Carson Barnes
Carson Barnes

ha, good point.

Asher King
Asher King

Maybe I should have eaten more than a sandwich today

Jacob Fisher
Jacob Fisher

She's near triple my age.

You make it gross.

Juan Peterson
Juan Peterson

have you tried tuna burgers

Justin Richardson
Justin Richardson

just means she could rock your world three times as hard

Christopher Parker
Christopher Parker

+1 to sigourney love

she is THE inspiration for samus aran

Lucas Lee
Lucas Lee

eat this dick

Noah Rogers
Noah Rogers

It's practically breakfast yo
And yes I've had that but not in a while

My head is too heavy and my body aches and I'm craving junk food

Charles Thompson
Charles Thompson

She looked best in Galaxy Quest and that 1999.

Now you're making me think you actually have a gilf fetish.

Logan Edwards
Logan Edwards

that 1999
Christ,
*that was

Thomas Robinson
Thomas Robinson

ew.

just. ew.

also hells yeah, galaxy quest is one of my all time favorite movies.

Luke Ross
Luke Ross

Sigourney Weaver's ass in Alien was not my proudest fap. But not a difficult one, either.

Wyatt Wood
Wyatt Wood

yeah, galaxy quest sigourney is fucking hot

Carson Ward
Carson Ward

its so good yet so cheap

Tyler Turner
Tyler Turner

hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngh

Jaxon Butler
Jaxon Butler

Perhaps you misunderstand me
I don't want porn for them, I want porn OF them getting fucked hard. That isn't made for straight people with a femdom fetish.
Like I know it's a meme but the distinction is there regardless.
I signed up for the closed Alpha and it showed up a bunch of times telling me to come play but then I didn't.

Absolute madman, etc.

Benjamin Perry
Benjamin Perry

nips!

Daniel Howard
Daniel Howard

Fuckers posting while I was AFK
Stop that shit

Ian Green
Ian Green

It's great in every way.
I actually bought Galaxy Quest on Pay-Per-View to watch.
Oh, how times have changed.

I would judge you right now but I admittedly remember being 12 and the only fap material I could find was an old horror movie on VHS with tits.
God bless being young and having to temporarily go without a computer.

Carson Brooks
Carson Brooks

I might eat some fancy chocolate I got for Christmas
Oh
Stop being a tranny loving faggot

Colton Reyes
Colton Reyes

fuck man, now I need to watch it again for the billionth time. that fucking cast. THAT FUCKING CAST.

William Martinez
William Martinez

Ah to be young again. The days when I didn't have my own computer and was too young and retarded to know how to clear a search history.

"Chris, what is hentai?"

Angel Young
Angel Young

Honestly most of the time I prefer just cute guys than trannys but I need variety in my porn, you know?

Aiden Walker
Aiden Walker

Pull a Test.
Watch it just to rub one out to Weaver.

Jose Lee
Jose Lee

eww girls

Ayden Collins
Ayden Collins

Did Sarah ask you that?

Isaiah Butler
Isaiah Butler

dy-you got caught?

Mason Ross
Mason Ross

I am honestly glad my parents never really cared to ask.
Like, they knew I was a teenage boy and definitely doing that but they just never inquired because it's easier to not know.

Leo Richardson
Leo Richardson

when you didn't know how to masturbate so you just put your dick on the computer screen and just sat there confused why nothing was happening
childhood is a strange time for humans

Christian Martinez
Christian Martinez

No I don't

Jace Johnson
Jace Johnson

"Chris, what is hentai?"

wow. it got you young.

Jaxon Perez
Jaxon Perez

You're not exclusively gay, you fruit.
Indulge what little heterosexuality you have left.

Camden Rivera
Camden Rivera

I got caught to a screaming latina because smart 13 year old me thought my headphones were plugged in

they were not

fucking myfreepaysite

Parker Jones
Parker Jones

she does look pretty hot in that outfit...

Charles Cox
Charles Cox

What.
Wow how BORING are YOU?

Eli Morales
Eli Morales

I never got caught. my brother sure did though. good times.

Ryder Bennett
Ryder Bennett

oh my fucking god

Brody Hughes
Brody Hughes

I got caught looking at lesbian porn when I was 9 years old

Thomas Diaz
Thomas Diaz

"AY PAPITO PE"

my dad fucking busted the door down

I thought I was gonna die of shock

Michael Sanders
Michael Sanders

God wills it.

Adam Martin
Adam Martin

Very
I'm only into like three different things and two of them are bdsm

William Lee
William Lee

so does mike pence. I saw him skulking around my house earlier with a car battery...better throw him off the trail with a straight fap for once.

Owen Jenkins
Owen Jenkins

Parents.

Yes.

My parents are not zealots that try to warn their children of the dangers of hairy hands and going blind and all that shit, though.

My parents are not tech savvy and think that computer viruses lurk around every corner.

I believe you heard me talking about how I was watching dumb shit like Love Hina and Fruits Basket as a preteen. It's a miracle I didn't turn into the worst of the weebs, watching a series a day and buying figurines and shit.

Evan Bailey
Evan Bailey

what did you tell them

Gavin Anderson
Gavin Anderson

oh man, love hina. I read a good chunk of that manga on the family computer. glad no one ever checked what it was lol. I also played that newgrounds dating sim a lot when I was first finding out about the internet.

Liam Jones
Liam Jones

I just sorta stood there guiltily as they went to the sites and then gave me a lecture about the dangers of computer viruses from porn sites after promptly clicking out of the sites.

I watched the show. It is because of that show that to this day I despise the tsundere trope.

James Powell
James Powell

Knowing you, you'd probably just clamp it to your nipples and ejaculate instantly.

My parents weren't but they were realistic. I mean, you have to realize your father was at least an adolescent boy at one point so yeah, he tried to get skin mags and VHS porn years ago so he knows you'll just use the internet for it.

Caleb Cruz
Caleb Cruz

HOW DID YOU DISCOVER HENTAI?

mY UNCLE GOT ME LIKE 100 DISCS of anime for christmas and I have the entire love hina

Matthew Howard
Matthew Howard

Well, at least you look to have alright taste for your very narrow column of interests.
Fucking newgrounds dating sims. They're in this weird realm of being vaguely nostalgic but also obscenely retarded, to the point where I have no interest in ever looking at them ever again.

Nathan Edwards
Nathan Edwards

yeah it was kind of a boring story all things considered.

actually I've never tried electricity play but I really doubt I'd be into it.

Alexander Rivera
Alexander Rivera

I cannot even begin to remember.

Jaxon Price
Jaxon Price

how many episodes did that show even get? the manga seemed like it went on forever and I don't think I even got through half of it.

yeah, that about sums it up lol

Carter Clark
Carter Clark

there's fetishes that Cupcake doesn't have

Leo White
Leo White

Thanks
doubting electricity
Shameful

Samuel Diaz
Samuel Diaz

theres at least like 10 discs
i dont even know how much is on each of em

Nicholas Thompson
Nicholas Thompson

I know it's crazy but yeah.

maybe you should come show me what I'm missing.

goodness.

Andrew Harris
Andrew Harris

I don't have a taser of my own

Tyler Myers
Tyler Myers

It was only 20-some episodes.

Jackson Thomas
Jackson Thomas

you damn tease.

2 disks per episode seems about right to pad out a 100 DISK ANIME box.

Landon Young
Landon Young

I just assume Cupcake started off his adolescence on hetero porn and just angrily tried to keep masturbating for hours to no avail, similar to Grim.

Robert Fisher
Robert Fisher

err. two episodes per disk. the hell.

Lincoln Flores
Lincoln Flores

similar to Grim.

Christopher Roberts
Christopher Roberts

I'm poor and I don't have the kind of privacy such a thing would require

Justin Cooper
Justin Cooper

hmmmm maybe I might be a bit off
I went and glanced through this huge stack pretty quickly

i ALSO A HAVE THE COMPLETE INITLA d AND COMPLETE gUNDAM

Aaron Taylor
Aaron Taylor

DEJA VU

Joseph Wright
Joseph Wright

tsk tsk.

Charles Stewart
Charles Stewart

He's like your "road not traveled".

Joshua Parker
Joshua Parker

HEY REVY HAVE you ever stuck ice cubes into your butt

Christopher Peterson
Christopher Peterson

ur welcum
At least you have SOMETHING good

Brody Thompson
Brody Thompson

Yes

Austin Barnes
Austin Barnes

thank goodness I stopped repressing myself and finally admitted that maybe I'm not as straight as I tried to convince myself I was while fapping furiously to traps and other gay stuff.

Blake Cooper
Blake Cooper

Ak-kyaaa >///<~

Theres a whole bunc h of other stuf in here
I've got south park LOL

Ian Taylor
Ian Taylor

should I sleep now

Adrian Jones
Adrian Jones

Thank God you didn't murder your first boyfriend.

Ryan Cook
Ryan Cook

Why do you ask

Adam Gonzalez
Adam Gonzalez

sleep on deez nuts

Luke Nelson
Luke Nelson

Yeah but that's never ending and still airing. Can't exactly have all of that.
Which gundam, anyway.
sleeping
ever

Kevin Nelson
Kevin Nelson

I would have been justified. he dumped me on christmas eve over a text message.

Charles Richardson
Charles Richardson

The only gundam that matters of course, G Gundam

Also have Wing

Logan Cruz
Logan Cruz

I got dumped on my birthday once

Caleb Bell
Caleb Bell

over

via would have been a better word.

Cameron Flores
Cameron Flores

my sympathies. it's never fun to get dumped. bad timing just makes it worse.

Benjamin Lee
Benjamin Lee

The only gundam that matters of course, G Gundam

This hand of mine glows with an awesome POWER

Brayden Nelson
Brayden Nelson

Who does stuff like that
like seriously
G Gundam is pretty based.

Wing is shit though. M-muh UC Gundams.

Blake Turner
Blake Turner

I DONT REMEMBER THE REST BUT IT WAS SUPER HYPE

Juan Ortiz
Juan Ortiz

High school bitches

Eli Wilson
Eli Wilson

I remember coming home after schoool and watching toonami's G Gundam when I WAS BUT A BABby.......

what kind of animu are you into?

Carter Peterson
Carter Peterson

assholes. nothing compared to what rev did though. he straight up told me he hadn't loved me for years when he dumped me six months ago. I mean, I don't think he was telling the truth, but what a shitty thing to say to someone. and it's even worse if it was true because that means he could have ripped my heart out a hell of a lot sooner and I would have moved on way faster.

John Wood
John Wood

dragging that kind of shit out and pulling the 'I dont love you even though I'm with you' card i imo the lowest possible stoop

Luke Ross
Luke Ross

The best G Gundam was the one his bitch used, the one with the bow and halberd.

Evan Butler
Evan Butler

yup. oh well. people are the worst, what else is new.

yeah BASICALLY

Carson Ramirez
Carson Ramirez

Remove high schools
I only watched it a year or so ago. Watching it through with another weeb over the internet. Even not as a kid it's still so ridiculously over the top but you can't help but be entertained.

Not super specific, I watch various shit. Less generic shonen and less SoL maybe. I do like muh 80's mecha quite a bit but I also don't because fuck actually watching it.
Geeze, I'd heard he dumped you and kicked you out but I didn't know that. Sorry to hear, that is pretty awful...
I wouldn't have thought him to be the sort to do something like that.

Adrian Thompson
Adrian Thompson

best G Gundam
not the fucking Windmill Gundam
Hold on nigga you best not be talkin shit

Colton Jackson
Colton Jackson

hurr durr how 2 link?

Aaron Wright
Aaron Wright

yeah I feel you there I am spoiled by the newer moe animation of the 2000s

Noah Ward
Noah Ward

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Brandon Wood
Brandon Wood

lol no. I kicked him out. this is my place. he moved back in with his mommy because that's definitely how someone makes good progress in life which is one of the reasons he said he wanted to end it. "I just don't feel like I'm moving forward enough with my life, so let me just dump you and move back in with my mother and resume my weird as hell symbiotic parasitic relationship with my family"

yeah. well it shocked me too. I thought he was a lot better than that, but clearly I was wrong.

Robert Rivera
Robert Rivera

Holland has never served a purpose.
I'm surprised it wasn't made of wood and overtly homosexual.

Luis Jones
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