...h-hi ;~;

Maybe that was Grim actually.

I beg your fucking pardon?

H-Hi, master...

I mean I figured the same two posts after it were blatantly the same person but I didn't notice the ID thing until now.

I apologize for desiring to reply to posts aimed at me.

I am neither of those people.
I believe I'm the strange thing you'd call "someone new".

isreal should just return what they unrightfully stole
the promised land was not gods to promise away

pleaseno

Would you hate me if I were a filthy zionist banker?

never forgiven

remember though squiddy?
remember ponies?

noooo

This is not a memory I desire to relive.
The whole thing has not aged gracefully.

I did not expect that.

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Neru is a Nordic Aryan, though.

Well, the threads always changing. I guess it can feel weird sometimes.

Oh, I didn't notice. I think drama helps the threads stay alive; it staying in Discord is what could kill them

I didn't know new people still joined that

How does one even find an obscure My Little Pony imageboard unless they know people from it?

This, the Angel of Lawlessness is the Ruler of This World

It's uncomfortable

Oh, no, I've been in there (or in and out of there, but whatever), for longer than most.

New to this thread, was what I meant.

but just on the dl
you are not a zionist banker with hidden mossad agendas right

Who /isn't/ a secret zionist banker with hidden mossad agendas tbh

Oy vey! Heck no.

Mandatory DNA tests for everyone on the board to identify the jews when?

It seems to be mostly just dead right now. I think I'll just start dumping jew memes or something

I know some from when they were on 4chan's Holla Forums, though. Your name seems vaguely familiar

yet your regular thread is still called the pony thread and is on pony chan.

yeah It's 4 a.m
I've been here all day

...

Maybe you'll feel better if you just do other things for a while. :3

I do have a Jewish accountant, though.

as long as you keep it in the basement

well
I get to go to work at 4 p.m in about 12 hours

I a waiting on my bank card to come in the mail so I can buy this guitar
then I will have t wait for it to ship

Did the Holocaust happen, Neru?

That is my special place for boys.

I mean, yeah, that is where Harry lives.

Possibly, if you spent time around there.
I left like, late 2011, came back there once or twice and stayed continuously since like late 2014.

Yeah but nobody actually POSTS ponies, except autismos like mercury or megafags like Rita or Esquire.

Honestly, looking back on it, I think most of the cringe came from it being 2011 Holla Forums more than the ponies.

Did you finish Starship Troopers?

damn man
I remember that unique autism

Leave your dead-end Iowa Taco Bell job and come to Chyna with me

I miss how Holla Forums was. It's just a normie porn board now

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I am okay thanks though

helloooo happy new years

You were there?

To be fair it was always that to an extent.
But you're right, it's not even awful anymore, it's just /there/.

happy new year
seems pretty quiet tonight...

I was in th anime circlejerk threads
i came to 4ch Holla Forums in late 2010 and found my way to the anime threads later in 2011

essy is a cool dude.

I feel like this is at least somewhat accurate.

well it is 4 a.m

2:31am here...

yushhh I did

I was too tired to stay up any longer and finish. Thoughts?

terran nerfs when tbh

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itdid not paint americas military in a too positive light

Yeah but you can't deny he's a megafag.

Okay like, I'm just going to put forth a possibility here. Maaaaaaybe, when viewed without context, certain ideologies which were common at the time, and certain people may or may not have heralded, could also be a possible contributing factor.
Just saying.

Wow what a circlejerker

please kill me

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@Bart

plsno

nah don't be ridiculous. all that stuff made perfect sense.

Ah, yeah, I could feel your viking judgment throughout it.

You're drunk? :3

It worked at the time, and that's what matters.

aha whaa

I WAS
SLIGHTLY

...

...

exactly.

You said something about "so american it hurts."

ohyeah

the pledging allegiance thing

doesa americans still do that

Schools use it to indoctrinate us from a young age

doyou guise know the whole thing by heart aha

Bart has died

RIP

It was a thing in school, but I do not really remember it.

Yes, pretty much any American could recite it from memory. I'm not even meme-ing

cute puppy~

They were pledging allegiance to the FEDERATION, though.

Not Dewgong though since he hasn't been in school since the 1700's

help
what do when forget

It was also over half a decade ago now.

I pledge allegiance to my mom and dad and the holy spirits trinity force amen

i pledge allegience to the flag of the united states of america
and to the republic for which it stands
one nation under god indivisible with liberty and justice for all

pretty simple

I refuse to recite it, not after that DUMBASS freed the niggers.

Pledge allegiance to my ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

okai I will try to retype it after having read once

I pledge allegiance to the united states of america and the flag under which it stands for one nation indivisible for all eternity and god amen

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Doesn't Neru always listen to that track

God bless murricuh oh Lord and amens

Nah, her playlist is extensive.

I'm not sure if I ever actually said the pledge of allegiance after like elementary school. I didn't go full nigger and sit during it; I stood up and pretended to go along with it, but I guess I was too edgy to actually pledge allegiance to anything nonetheless

Masturbate

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Neru, do you still have that cap of your most listened to songs? That was you, wasn't it? I liked it because there were meme songs like that one from the beginning of Shrek on it

Oh there it is

All Star is so good, though.

I feel like it's the same songs I hear in her webms

Sounds like a plan

SOMETIMES she plays other weeaboo shit.

well maybe because I never learned how to separate audio streams and add/remove music later

Don't cross the streams

Do NOT play weeaboo shit.

yes time has this funny habit of moving forward.

At least she does not sing along to it. Only faggots do that.

;_;

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Heh.

*smug picture*

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maybe listening to kpop will make me good at starcraft someday

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

Only by consuming a loli daily will you gain korean-like skills

see my whole thing is i want this in a woman
1. sexual abstinent
2. has a car
3. will sit on my face

hii

It should kick that habit.
It's unbecoming.

ur mom's unbecoming.

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Darwin

Quoi?

Come help me shave my toe hair~

Darwin D-d Darwin
Dar Dar Dar Da-D-Win
Darwin D-d Darwin
D-d da w Da Darwin

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I will take that as a yes.

This was a very inappropriate comment cup I am exceedingly displeased that you would make one like that.

Huh?

What animu is that blonde girl of yours from?
Reminds me of that Totally spies girl

ur mom's a very inappropriate comment cup and is exceedingly displeased that you would make a comment like that

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Gunsmith Cats.

I cannot defeat wordplay of this caliber
You have bested me

[Screams internally]

I still got it

CAN'T STOP THE FEEELIIING

I was never informed you acquired it.

Somehow a comment I tried to post here accidentally became a new thread. I blame Holla Forums and accept no responsibility

(I'm not endorsing actually going to it yet)

Helloooo

This is always the correct course of action.

Are you endorsing underage drinking is what you're saying?

Quite so

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I had to cyber Bebop to get him to delete that thread because there was nothing edgy in the text of it

Anyway, Cupcake is kawaii

Who can stop you from putting sugar and high speed yeast in juice and then putting a condom on top and waiting a week?

Night

Nigh nigh

what will this do

Create alcohols

This

I did it when I was too young to buy alcohol. :3

The time I tried it with Hawaiian Punch was a mistake, though

will it be good alcohols

It makes wine, specifically. I thought it was pretty bad, but then when I had actual professionally made wine, I realized it more or less tasted how it was supposed to.

My goal was getting drunk, so I drank it, nonetheless. I don't think I drank all of the fermented Hawaiian Punch, though. That tasted like toxic waste

You're better off buying stuff you like.

Afternoon.

I lost to the shitty zerg AI ;;

But you can play the Very Hard Protoss AI?

wellI beat the terran one now because it sucks at dealing with disruptors

You cheesed him..

I can count the polygons on that protoss
What are you doing

is it supposed to look different

itis the ais fault for triggering me by building siegetanks tbh

if only hitting mordin or kissy with these were that easy ;;

So what's so hard about the zerg AI?

idk it had way more units and kept spamming flappy stuff

If kissy builds hydralisks then you could probably blow those up, they're super slow. It's the zerglings that are sanic fast

I honestly just MMM as Terran.

starcraft a shit

RTS is dead.

RTS a shit

Just 'cos you're bad at it doesn't make it shit.

I was diamond zerg when I did play like 4 years ago

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I first timed a few months ago and placed plat
then dropped to bronze

Neru come the fuck on, you can use a mouse and keyboard, you should be at least Gold.

Does this board have yuri?

Yuri is pure af.

all the terran shitters cheese me and I lose

That was the wrong image, this one.

Cheese still exi- oh right, you don't have LotV.

I do tbh

I like you.

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How the fuck does a Terran cheese you?

???

Did i stutter?

builds stuff in my base

drwaing can confirm

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Do you think I would be as intimidating and strange as I am if I were a girl

I feel girls don't really have any personality so maybe I would be mellow.

And you don't have a bob to stop it?

a what

the hell erio, I leave to play a video game and come back to this slander?

almost exclusively so. most of us are lesbians.

when you're finally home and it's all garbage

Tokai, should I become a girl?

A zealot.

Welcome HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME !!

it was a photon cannon

Imean bunker
fug

So, in the time it took them to get a marine/reaper and SCV into your base, and build a bunker, you didn't have any military units?

nope Idont think so

yes

thank you thank you
how's you?

I don't even want to see your build order.

Eye's doing well.
I started watching Hyouka last night, and had a few drinks on new years.

What've you been up to?

BED!

Also, tempted some days to throw a shitfit because no one ever invites anyone and YOU'RE ALL* FUCKING YELLOW AND WHICH IS BASICALLY EXPLICIT PERMISSION TO INVITE ANYONE YOU FUCKING WANT.

*except Fish.

Will you teach me how to apply makeup?

invites anyone to what?

Tbqh, Loco's basically the only Eu/UK poster I'm uncomfortable with the idea of meeting Tokai.

Because the way he acts in thread makes me fear for Tokai's safety.

My discord.

I'm sure that's it

No, legit the last time you talked about it it felt like you were planning to rape him.

Otherwise, I don't really care about you either way.

fun, I think I watched one or two ep of that.
I've been traveling a lot, crashing at friends or family.
Drank a lot at new years and had so much firework we literally created smog in the town/
But now I'm finally home drinking coffee.

Yeah, I'll do that mean girls thing and make it look not good and all the others will laugh.

But I just got here

Well, okay.
Theseius and Vy are purple, but that's more a jokey thing and I'm not sure if I'll keep that forever.

It'll be confusing if after a while, people can associate most ranks to the rainbow, but there are these two purple Yellows and like what?

I hope you didn't have too much...

Good, good. Water your plans for the day?

I like it when girls laugh at me.

naaah I didn't, my lil brother did lol.
at least, I was only hyperactive and not ill.
I inhaled a lot of smoke though.

eh enjoy being home I guess, read a bit.
iunno yet.

oh I guess that won't do then

Ahh, well that's good.
Weren't you looking out for him? Such a mean brother.

Ah, I guess a day of relaxing is also nice.

hey it's his fault for celebrating it in another village.
the most notorious one even. but he just came home laughing saying he had too much and then had a hangover.

yeeees, I can finally be comfy again.

Oh, okay then.

Well. Comfy's good.

mornin....

...

you know it the most...

Of course I do.
A Dark Lady of Sin need not these mortal feelings of "Hope"

zetsubou is best bou
screw kibou

Btw.
@Crossdressers who find it relevant.

this has been swell but i need to run...

Or cycle :3

loco

I need to get a new bike so I can cycle more.

But bikes are fucking expensive.

Sorry, no, they aren't they're just a couple hundred.

GOOD bikes are expensive.

Subtle is a bycicle.

Few hundred, whatever.

...

just make one
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cardboard_bicycle

Look, I get that he likes being ridden, but Subtoe isn't nearly slutty enough to be called a bicycle.

did you know there's more bicycles than people in amsterdam

Amsterdam cucks

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how do i stop my brother from becoming an afro-american from the bronx

Make him watch lots of Cheers and Big Bang Theory.

youtu.be/vl7vCGI_-4Q

Move him out of the bronx.
Or even just straight up out of America.

it's too late he's listening 50 cent

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Shoot him like biggie.

Walk up to him and be like "My SO said to say 'You want I should suck your dick?'.".

...

Also, babe, hit me up in DMs.
We don't cyber anymore, and you don't even email me dick picks, like, th'fuck?

Hail Carl Barks.

WILL

WILL

aYAyaYA

Oh, I thought it said Carl Banks.

I just woke up.
Sup?

Baka.

rappity rap wappity slap slap

but no guns in eu

no incest!!!

ill be at it

Well, the fact that you're directly saying I told you to do it should make it clear it should be taken as a joke, right?

San kyuu.

not much
getting ready for work. then have some days off.
woo
slept until mid-day
still feeling le zombee

Oh nice.
Enjoy the days off.

wew

I think I shall, will be nice
whats today have in store?

seems like as good a time as any.

ideally, the drinking never stops

seems like as good a time as any for you to bring that little boipucci over here

go home fish, you're drunk.

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go fish your home is drunk

I am come, you better bring that little boipucci here from surprise

Ouu senpai thank you for killing the immortal
You're so strong

cup just accept your fate

I don't live in surprise. the hell you going on about.

tokai do not encourage her.

someone from animus is from surprise, figured it was you, only other person I know of in arizona is shiro

well it was not me. nice try though. there's only like two people from here who know exactly where I live.

I know you live withtin like 15 minutes of me

I don't think you've told me the city, just somewhere in AZ and, like, two hours from Nii-sama.

time for work

later

BRING

ME

DAT

BOI

/vomiting

bye scooters. have a nice day at work.

I don't think I've told you either, though for the record not out of a lack of trust in you, more just because I rarely give personal information out without a reason.

To be fair, I never cared enough to ask, either.

Like, it's not like having this information would change anything at all.

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you will surpass me with time
just hit it with your all. ganbatte!

I really need a better mixer than this shitty lemonade

Fish, don't talk shit about Cuckpake's mixer.

bleach

exactly my point. if you asked, I would tell you.

lemonade is great you fucking fish.

yeah but I've got low tier lemonade

what kind

wyler's light

I don't know what that is. I typically go with simply lemonade. it's surprisingly inexpensive. like 2 bucks for 48 ounces.

real men drink javanese rum

I read that wrong and was like "The hell kind of fun have you been having without me?"

speaking of bullshit """"""""""diet"""""""""""" products, can we talk about the abomination that is the existence of diet rootbeer?

let's not. I'd rather keep pretending it doesn't exist.

My DM is diabetic so I'm used to it.

It's not the same, but it's not horrible.

Diet pepsi though has no fucking taste.

den mother?

diet pepsi a shit, however, pepsi max a best

Fish, you play DnD you slut, you know what a DM is.

oh dungeon master

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

maybe I'll go on craigslist and see if there are any DnD groups looking for new members

college campuses are bound to have at least one or two

I happen to have come across 5th Ed Curse of Strahd.

I don't have any books right now, are the 5th edition books on PDF online?

A new low.

If you look in the right places.

that's a bit of a stretch, dog fucker

I may, or may not, have Storm Lord's Thunder, which I've heard good things about.

what vidya should I play after I get my runecrafting to 90?

I have the witcher 2 which a friend has been telling mne to play but idk

God bless high suicide rates for fail trannies.

To be more forward about answering the question, Fish, I'm pretty sure Scribd has, at least most of, the 5e books.

I've literally always been one of the few people who will consistently talk with her.

also this.

Ah.
They don't have Storm Lord's Thunder, or SCAG.

Maybe they just have core + CoS.

Funny jokester.

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I respect people's pronouns as long as they are real pronouns.

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If you're getting to goberment to buy your viagra you lose the right to female pronouns

I'm not even going to dignify this with any kind of real response. I know you're just fishing and you also know I consider you one of my closest and dearest friends.

I identify as an apache attack helicopter please respect my apache/apaches/apcheself pronouns

Shame it's not a real people.

THAT IS SOMETHING PEOPLE USE TO MAKE FUN OF YOUR KIND FISH

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

medicaid doesn't pay for viagra unfortunately

what, I can't be a self aware ironic memer?

I still don't quite understand the level of animosity nearly everyone here bears towards fish.

Hi, I identify as 2101 AD war is beginning.
My pronouns are Someone, set up, us the bomb, please respect them.

I attentionwhore and blogpost way too much and I generally just make a fool of myself constantly tbh

I have to pay taxes and they go to leaches like it.

yeah I'm a real softie

that's like more than half the people here.

if it wasn't for leeches like her it would be to something else. the government is who you should be mad at, not fish.

Pet me.

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I need a sauce on this.

Knowingly taking advantage of a system and acting like a retard is grounds for the gallows.

Fish is a subhuman retard who needs shot.

there are thousands of welfare queens that leech way more than I do, all I'm doing is taking what is legally available to me by the united states law. blame the people that put the system in place not the people who use the system

that little girl is straight up sucking on her pussy

I think that little girl is supposed to be d.va.

"is the order a rabbit"

same thing this cutie is from.

...

...

yeah, I disagree. we all have issues.

One of the most adorable animus ever

way to ruin a great meme

there are people that literally have children just so they can get more welfare

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Nobody is talking to you.

Fish's issue is that they are still alive.

God send the remedy.

ur a meme

suck my dick

gimme

I refuse to participate in more of this. feel how you want to feel about her but leave me out of it.

no

Oh, the one with the lopbunny that looks like Irisu.

Where should I stick it in the list???

Still gunna be a little shit to it.

Do not deny my suc.

bleh

uh...yes

go for it. if anything fish seems to thrive off it. I just personally have no beef with her and no reason to be an asshole towards her.

I didn't plan on any of this shit tbh

when I signed up for medicaid all I was expecting was a psychiatrist and maybe one hospital visit, I didn't know that I was gonna get hit by withdrawals and rhabdomyolysis and psychotic breaks

...

new

Bad dog.

So sup with you?

Fasten your fucking seatbelts, motherfuckers. Have any of you ever heard this song before?

soundcloud.com/wwwwssss/renegade-master

youtube.com/watch?
v=gKKBgldmBic

Feel free to disregard me, but I'm in the lead right now.