You have to strap yourself in at this point

kyonpalm

I'd rather strap myself oooon

you aren't making seeeeeeeeense

oh, well good.

that's because we are LOL

also guero was a bully to me for reasons in voice chat and I want the thread to know this.

I'm going to rip it off and beat you to death with it if you somehow fool me into thinking you are female and try to engage in intercourse with me.

Where are you going?

Yee
Good enough explination for me.

Fuck it, you're cute
and there's no ifs ands or buts
but plenty of butts

Do you not talk with a lisp and exaggerated hand flicks?

Work work work

*pat*

I am not this thing you accuse me of

I do but more because it turns me on when people give me weird looks because of it

They're coming to take me away haha
they're coming to take me away ho ho
he he
ha ha
to the funny farm
where life is beautifu lall the time
and I'll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and their coming to take me away haha

omg i fell out of my seat that was so good !

I'm glad we've come to an understanding.

Don't pat me, pat the girlcocks

do you not work when school is in?

I swear to god cups
This is going too far!

DIRTIER, TSUCHI.

the internet brings us all closer together

I agree so S T O P

But I'm not the one doing anything wrong!

frankie meboy dont know
you have the perfect voice to sing calypso

except for this serial bullying of cups.

Intern!

School just means I have ridiculously short hours

owo bulge where

Through dick, unity.

You have sex with hobos in dumpsters.
Black hobos.

*bullies ur dik*

im gonna masturbate to u

ohgosh >///

This was pre-ordained!
I had a divine calling to do this!

You told me about this yesterday!
ANd I wanted to eat your chips!

yes

Yes!

And now I go!

Hmm what do I bring, my Anne Pro or my Rapid-I?

Anne Pro is loud as [[ H E C K ]]

but smol

Good girl

hoooooooooooooo

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the owo meme triggers me

*notices owo's*

Bring Anne, she's cute!

What is this?

squid

WHOOPS

For real though why
It's just a meme bro

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*pounces on you and notices your bulge*

ur #1

Hopefully you blew your load on a crumpled printed image of Guero.

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Incorrect

*notices ur owo*

*bulges*

:3

Wanna see? It's all crumpled and wet! A dedication, my cummies to daddy! uwu

big apology i dont do that

noty

LOUD

I did not think it would be this clicky.

I'll bring the other thing.

i invented owo

someone's happy ;) nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr~ hehehe rubbies your bulgy wolgy you're so big :oooo rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy it doesn't stop growing ·///· kisses you and lickies your necky daddy likies (; nuzzles wuzzles I hope daddy really likes $: wiggles butt and squirms I want to see your big daddy meat~ wiggles butt I have a little itch o3o wags tail can you please get my itch~ puts paws on your chest nyea~ its a seven inch itch rubs your chest can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease sad face I need to be punished runs paws down your chest and bites lip like I need to be punished really good~ paws on your bulge as I lick my lips I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow you smell so musky :v licks shaft mmmm~ so musky drools all over your cock your daddy meat I like fondles Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe puts snout on balls and inhales deeply oh god im so hard~ licks balls punish me daddy~ nyea~ squirms more and wiggles butt I love your musky goodness bites lip please punish me licks lips nyea~ suckles on your tip so good licks pre of your cock salty goodness~ eyes role back and goes balls deep mmmm~ moans and suckles

maybe because it challenges my =w=

whos that strapping young lad
he looks like a fighter

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I love the neru =w=

it's justin trudeau

yes

what

What even is this?

...

I just got my first

clicky is fun

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forget about it

Keyboord

gomnan beat u up KDI

Somebody told me that he is a cuck
is that true d'o?

/touches canadass

pffffffffffffffffffft

Oh
MX brown is most based keyboards

Can do boss

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I am bad, I went razor

are you a heathen?!

Gimme

YES HE IS AWFUL

tell me what music u like now

razor vs non corsair lux
razor better if you want chroma

Thats the not-anne

*pat* is no problem tho

anyway i go

must be

Why does the one of the right look like the girl from Higurashi?

corsair >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> razor

I got mine cheap and I am really happy with it

it's also my first mechanical, and it feels soooo good to type on, I wasnt really expecting this

See you!

That means you need to be conquered!

idk

not allowed

I dunno
stuff

thank you for the agreement

why the weird names though

$20 Logitech keyboards >>>>>>>> mechanical keyboards

Ohio

good keyboards >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ricer shit

You don't have a say in the matter!

Revvy!!

wow top no

This was disparaging razor/corsair and now that's not clear because my post time was slow

uff. i'll ask again next time. cya round.

youtu.be/rZHgUQqiWDI?t=2m48s

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Hello person
how are you?

Indiana.

i already tried it didnt work gomen senpai.......

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if you don't use your keyboard to death with gaming, yeah. I got sick of my keyboard's WASD and spacebar keys constantly wearing out after only a few months of use.

Hand-wired 60% > *

yes I do I'm a strong independent woman

Hihi

I'm well enough thank you
How are you?

Mississippi to you too

=w=

Senpai in the streets.

Mechanical keyboards are terrible to actively type on, yeah.

dont forget they actually feel better to type on
I'm pretty sure better for your hands

Yeah, but you're being kidnapped

how's it going?

I got some fresh razors for the new years and after using the same blade for like 3 months i never got nicked once but with this fresh blade I got 2 bloody spots

What is life

everyone holding off on posting for the get right

.

Why am I Mississippi?
That's actually offensive.

they aren't though. in fact I've been loving the hell out of the one I got during the black friday sales. it feels better than any of the old keyboards I've had, both for gaming and typing for extended periods.

gj

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I am okay
Was mediocre for literally no reason but have now become not mediocre

get up to anything interesting today?

Hello are you a real person?

something I've learned since getting on, yes

you can't kidnap me that's illegal

I didn't even realize that get was coming till Neru said something.

my hands are already feeling better, I am very happy

I'm above the law!

you can't be above the law. the law is always flying higher.

I've tried different spring strength ones and they're all annoying to type on, especially anything where you're just sitting there typing a paper.

I hope you get meme AIDS.

I didn't even realize it until I saw you going for it.

different keystrokes for different folks, I suppose.

But I am already in space!

ur the only one capable of spreading it so no

i am bed ni ni guys

Okay like literally how
Are you saying they're all too strong?

night canadia

goodnight!

pfft you wish you space NERD

I am at least closer to it than the law!

and nerds are the best!~

take me with you
take me to SPACE

Fellate yourself.

Enjoy your Guero dakimakura.

The motions for it require too much effort.
Soft, electric switches are easiest to type for long periods on.

No!
Only Tuschi can come with me!

grumpy old man who's going to die before you get halfway to the neext planet

Noose yourself, Cato.

I've not been sleeping well

It's repetitive

I watched Monday night raw while cuddling a cute guy

nerds are pretty good. I like that candy

eww gay

Unless you learned to type properly on one, considering you only need to depress them like half the distance they're really much easier and require less work to type on once you're used to them.

Even if you're not the difference is negligible, plus there's varieties with keypresses just as light

What?

I'd honestly think you've attempted then remembered you're not that flexible.

I have a spot reserved for him already, no backsies

it'll be fun, just you watch

bleh, that sucks
I need to sleep more, too

Exactly, that is why you like to eat nerd cocks

Can't I just throw him overboard to make room for myself?

50/50 on the official squid acceptability index, I'm afraid.

If you help me get him on, you can ride in the trunk

I tried when I was way younger. apparently it's a very common thing for guys to try at some point.

mmmm...nerd cocks

honestly, who here can't say they havent sucked their own dick at least once?

Your jokes are old and so are you

I'm just really bad at it

How does this index work

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I can honestly say I've never attempted to.

You're older than I.

you're a huge nerd-slut

o/

I am, I tend to dream a whole lot
I just dont go to sleep, which isnt good

It doesnt feel as good as you'd think it does :/

okay buddy

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Fuck

I have strange dreams
Crazy nonsense vivid dreams

I'm glad you understand.

Also, you were the one pushing blatantly false opinions as objective facts here.

Step 1) thing
Step 2) I rate thing
There you go, index complete

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I bet it also hurts your back

I go on adventures usually

just a huge slut in general

So FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fucking geezer.

Literally how?

im super flexible and I have a very large penis

and sluts are the fucking best

Sluts are the worst

I am neither of those

This is incorrect

damn right they are

Remove nonsluts

By doing things
This seems pointless, I'm still in my state of unusual levels of lack of fucks, so I don't feel like continuing this into meta levels.

What squid siad!
Purge the threads of the nonsluts!

..but then who would the sluts be slutty with?

And this is why Sei is the most based.

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How does the scale of ratings work

There's usually lots of adventure but none of it makes sense

I got carded at a restaurant the other day...

you need a notepad to write some down

i wanna fuck bot h him
and his mom

Was it prune juice and vodka?

I used to do that but got out of the habit when school started

Just some Thai beer
I still get carded at the bar just off campus and the bartender knows me
My coworkers forget how old I am
Hrt is hilarious

Keep it going! It'll be worth it

When did school get going?

I mean, yeah, you could have just taken that as a concession but whatever fine

Statements like
and
Are statements of fact, not presenting an opinion. I'll fully admit to replying in the same manner in my replies, because I assumed we were working under the mutual assumption that said things are opinions, and we would be communicating the reasons for said opinions, as this is how most discussions about opinions between two reasonable adults operate. However, when reasons backing up the contradicting opinion were presented, you decided to get upset about muh personal preference and do the autistic greentext thing instead of just saying that it's your personal preference like a normal person.

tl;dr we both ignored personal preference from the beginning why the buttmad

Have I satiated your desire for me to explain pointless bullshit to you in explicit words for you, now?

They are only to be measured in comparison to other squidratings*.

*by viewing squidratings you are agreeing to purge all memory of them and refrain from comparing the ratings to other ratings.

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What does this even mean?

/answers

both him and his mother

Oh
understandable

This was months ago
I've actually been having serious cognitive problems since I stopped, since it kept me rooted in time

So is 50/50 good?

(You)

how can girls participate in circlejerks if they have no thing to jerk?
Important question.

if you cant jerk yourself
you can always jerk the one to your right

Guess

Maybe 50 percent of it is, 50 percent of it isn't

jerk the clit
It's basically just a tiny dick

Classy.

Yeah, seriously do it
I'll read them if that will give you motivation

Yes but what if the person to the girls left is also a girl?
She's SOL!

Bard makes a valid point, but I have my doubts, stated above.

Now that's just obscene.

welcome to the world of mechanical

try out blues

theyre noisy but feel so nice

I am actually really liking these razer keys, I don't know what their equivalent is

I... see...

No thanks, these thoughts are 100% private

Circle jerks are obscene in principle

itgoes male girl male girl male girl
THAT WAY the male is always on the right :3

they are basically chinese mx's

do you have razer green or orange

I was slightly irritated at the need to type that out when this is one of the few days when I'm not actually in the mood for such shenanigans. I'm not going to deny there may have been some embellishments, but my points still stand.

well working-brain revy is a good thing, whatever will make that happen!

I assume green, I just got the chroma with the m-keys that was on sale on amazon for the holidays

I mean how is saying that obscene when we were /all ready/ talking about jerking cocks!
This is a double standard
I am being persecuted

:c
I was being fractious
sorry

Good proposed solution, but say that #girls ># guys?
WHAT THEN???

uhm, see

And then that's when it devolved when you started to inject the usual anecdote of "people are doing it WRONG to not agree with my preference".
And then you tried to say I was "pushing blatantly false opinions as objective facts here".

ur silly

theres like 3 girls here

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Working brain revy sounds like a good goal for now

Jerking the clit is rude

Forgiven

I will help however I can!

Is Bard a girl?

The idea that a certain tool is objectively worse because it requires slightly different technique is blatantly facetious on multiple levels, come on.

uhm.. no u?

True, but wev need this circle jerk to be thought out and robust!
Just in case!!

I wish I could convey facetiousness over text easily

[citation needed]

find out which one

razer greens= mx blues

oranges are browns

A...am I...am I a girl...?

They are green!

cleaning these puppies is gonna be super easy

What if you actually are?

I don't know how you could help but I appreciate the offer

It can be difficult

"Jerking the clit is poor manners" - Revy

Let's find out~

I'm so confused...*sigh*

uhh
uhh
more kisses!

Are you a certified clit authority, though?

I am the clit commander
whenever you see clit
you will see this face

look in your heart, and you'll find the answer.
That or your pants, either one works.

yeah, tell me about it!

Let's say that you are then, a lot easier that way.

should I go to bed

possibly

CLIT COMMANDER

The greatest 80's toyline that never was.

I'm working on a doctorate in vaginal propriety and customs

Impressive!
Where do you find all the spare vaginas for study though?

grim

People line up to volunteer for my research

did anyone actually like rwj

Modern day Sammy hit I wrote with that Sinatra
All for pasta, spray in her mouth like Binaca
Listening to salsa, rhythm of maracas
M.I.A. on the job sipping in Sri Lanka

what is rwj

Interesting, interesting

Why do you think people find your vagina experiments so intriguing?

Like what now?

whoops, forgot to reapply name upon switching to laptop

youtube.com/watch?v=qrRSB8Vf3Zw

this

Do not even post this again.

Not fixing that.

I regret it already

As you should. Shows that you have a conscience.

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I need to get a keypuller for mine

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the feeling of waiting ;~:

the feeling of a fresh new folder

mine actually come off pretty easily, but a keypuller would still be useful

even the fucking spacebar?

shit

you can make one out paper clips but I dont have any at home

Let's see..

Not alone, no
but I bet it would work if I went from top to bottom, but then I wouldn't be removing individual keys

they have equalizer bars so be careful with them

I had a cheaper saitek keyboard whose retaining pins were 0.5mm thick, they didn't last longer than a year

night

most spacebars can be removed by hand if you know what you're doing, putting it back together is the hard part

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I used to know someone who was obsessed with rwj tbh

gay porn

That sounds like the saddest of existences.

what is rwj

I PROMISED DARWIN

that animu was gud

wat

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Suddenly I am Darwin now?

OH
RAY WILLIAM JOHNSON

typo
not fixing that

arent you?

I see what you did there. :3

This is correct.
I really need to getting around to capping the rest of it.
And the other character.

Negative. I am a meat popsicle.

I don't know who anybody is anymore

I's Neru, yo =w=

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you really do, has some great reactions in it

aha yus

This is why changing your name around every week is for fegs

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Damn straight.

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you're the only person I know
Help me

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Thank God you came to save me

I honestly can't fathom why people would do a thing like that.

maybe they didn't get enough love in childhood.

or maybe it's just fun for them. who knows.

From what?

Darwin just evolved into a meat popsicle; he said this is possible in the Origin of Species. No need to panic

Everything has been weird since new years

How so?

Who is the Australian? That's the only person I don't know who they are in this thread

ur weird as shit

you should ask them I don't think I am able to tell you that

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How
I've been in this thread for a grand total of three days

I assume this is sarcasm.

I am Squiddy.
I have appeared here to grace you all with my presence.

its okay
my buddy showed up

Who?

I'm weird as shit!

y r u discombobulated tonight

Did you come from /lewd/ or something?

By the way, Tsuchi/Gilgamesh always uses shit tactics like that when he argues. It's best to just point them out until he fucks off

jews cannot survive their tricks being revealed

my friend erio

More so when you post that thing.

what tipped you off

Oh, right. siscat...

I unno
Its been weird
everyones acting different
t and the people are a different crowd

Bard is high. Pay no attention to his misdirection.

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I guess I "came from" the horsefucker threads.
The ones with their own site, not the garbage ones on this site.

That is one of my favourite forms of entertainment most of the time.

Ah, I see

I know it was obvious, but I didn't have anything else to reply with, now did I?

whoa whoa whoa did somebody say jews

WOAH! SOLID PLAY, M8! You just earned an S ranking.