The 80s were objectively terrible

You're thinking of Lancias and Alfas and that's just because Italians can't make electronics.

Nor could Americans or Germans for that matter.
Being horribly unreliable was like the main point of all early 80s cars because it's when everything started to prioritize being cheap and selling on name alone.

It's also when Asian imports started to actually outsell domestic manufactures.

Haven't heard of dodgy VWs and Peugeots, still see loads of 205's BMWs, Mercs, and Golf's driving around today. Dunno about Renaults. Opels suffered from terrible rust.

Don't know about American cars as those do not exist here.

I think most high rating players all but abandoned hydras, I haven't seen anyone build them when I've been watching streams and stuff. Roaches fill their function against ground units better I think and there are other options for anti air that don't put themselves at as much of a risk trying to get into range to hit stuff.

The spire makes both mutas and corruptors as well as broodlords later so I think its generally a better building than the hydralisk den too. I haven't tried to use lurkers yet though.

If I type "hydralisks" into google, one of the suggestions are "hydralisks are useless".

I don't know if Saab's were big there but they were the pinnacle of "quirks" in electric systems. Like weird redundancies because nothing was reliable. I just remember fucking with a friend's late 80s Saab and he nor I could actively make sense of what the fuck was going on because there was seemingly no logic to any of it. Said friend is an electrical engineer now so I don't know if that's indicative of anything. I think we were just trying to replace the alternator at the time.

lmao

Everything was factory on it.
And half of what was under the hood was on no diagram or booklet that came with the car since the grandparents bought it new then gave it to him.

gg neru, I'm still the best
time for bed nini

I love hydras and will always use them stop talking crazy. I want to ride one and nuzzle it while we fight.

there's 8 minutes left in this episode of house I'll wait for that.

hodra boof when?

I do not follow the pro scene, I just make stuff up and lose to Darwin repeatedly.
he always dominates me >//w//

Go the fuck to sleep, Cupcake.

goodnight kisskiss.

you're not my real mom.

and no, I slept from like noon until 6:30 pm yesterday because I accidentally stayed up all night from new year's celebrations. so now I need to stay up until at least 6:30pm tonight. only 12 hours to go.

plus YOU go to bed.

I haven't really been playing much prior to the start of december. I only just finished the wings of liberty campaign last month and started trying to play multiplayer, so I haven't been following the pro scene for a long time or anything, I've just been watching some more recent stuff.

I don't beat him consistently or anything, he used to stomp me every time, lately we've sort of been splitting games a bit more.

I have about three more drinks left in this bottle.
I'm gonna finish that, sober up, go do something than sleep sometime tonight.

I want you to dominate me to.
Practice up
maybe after you can play me at starcraft and win.

well then don't tell me I should be sleeping you big fat faget.

Don't go to sleep.

You should be drinking then.
Even though it's 6 in the morning for you.
I won't judge.

I've only played ZvZ twice in my entire life, and once was against you when I tried to see if building nothing but roaches would beat out zerglings. Roaches take up 2 supply per unit though so I dont think it was a great idea.

I don't get to really practice that match up unless I queue into randoms.

...

Iam shit ;;

I'm dying send help.

Done

you literally do nothing but judge me. but I agree, I should get some alcohol. brb.

F

I judge you because I care.
I judge you to nitpick your faults so they're no longer problems.

no wait

Thanks, wife.

Thx, p.

I'm going to say this to someone the next time I'm performing first aid.

...

how'd you sleep?

I admit: I was laughing as I typed it.
Lemonade and vodka or did you settle for something pansy-er like vodka cranberry juice?

It went okay.

I know I ended up taking a nap yesterday, and it was so good I took it twice.

oh there was a new thread?
rip

Bump

When you get them working again say "nvm"

Ffvv

Well, duh.

kk

cranberry isn't more pansy because that shit TART but yeah it's limeade and vodka. I need to get some more, I'm almost out of lemon/limeade drinks.
also ice. plenty for now though.

nice. I took three naps in quick succession yesterday. totally over 6 hours of sleep.

yes yes

Usually I feel like shit after taking a nap.

By the way, look at my discord channel.

I used to buy pure cranberry juice, not cocktail blend or whatever.
And then just drink it in like 4oz servings.

You were supposed to dilute it with whatever or a simple syrup (sugar water).
But fuck that. It was unbearably tart in the best way.

good morning world
ive undone death and risen from my 13 hour slumber

lakewoodjuices.com/product_detail/id-33/

:c

bump

:D ♥

...

well lucky that wasn't the case this time, eh?

yeah, same. I fucking love cranberry juice.

agreed. it's one of my favorite drinks and it makes my favorite cocktail. if only lemonade wasn't so fucking dirt cheap...

damn that looks tasty

yesss?

Not happy with this

...

Thank the lord.
But I think I got sick.

You brought this upon us

I'm just waiting for the day you just resort to malt liquor.

starbound host

should i go out for breakfast?

it's that time of year. you were bound to eventually.

I actually still haven't...can't wait for that to happen. ugh.

cutest cute.

ugh no. please. I may not have them very high but I do have standards.

go out to the convenience store and get some bowl of instant noods

I'm dying, send help.

if you have really warm clothes

I'd make you some soup or something but I feel like it would be cold by the time it got up there.

...

oh my gosh SHUT UP

matteyo

i do
:)

I'm sure you have marvelous standards and there's plenty of things you'd deny.

I literally said in that post they aren't very high but they ARE there.

...

i'll try not to cry this time

Sure they are.
I know you would deny certain things.

your implications are lost on me.

I'm basically saying that when push comes to shove, your legs will part like the Red Sea.

But the red sea has never parted.

we were not talking about sexual standards. which believe it or not, I do have as well.

...

*atheist

So clearly you have to take the car ride here to make it for me in person.

DWAI, it's probably just a stomach flu.

mwah

that would be a long ass car ride.

I put them to do stalker/immortal and ling/roach rush but the nignogs are just standing around

Was more just saying that it is a stupid saying, but hey, you go girl.

thank you for using my proper gender

Well, book a flight or something?

Smug anime girls

m'lady.

I'm just speaking in general, be it sexual or otherswise.
You'll say they're there but when push comes to shove, they'll vanish like a virgin's hymen.

Uh, sure...

the hell you think I am, made of money?

are best

lol

at this point it just seems like you want to make a lot of similes.

THAT IS RACIST

it makes me feel visible and validated when people acknowledge that me for who I am. a female burd.

this is hardly a rush tbh

Maybe, Sugarmommy.

I'm not that drunk.
And I just moved onto the second bottle instead of stopping and sobering up.
God bless Uber.

AI usually builds one of everything before the attack.
Unless the particular build does a poke at some point.

Are they set to cheater?

oh please, she doesn't have any either.

I've never used uber.

I was calling you that you bird brain.

It's great for avoiding DUIs.

not having a job for 3 months has been a bit of a drain on the ole funds. be a while before any plane tickets can be purchased.

I don't have a car either. not that I'd ever leave the house if I did. leaving the house is for suckers.

Well.
Fuck.

I tried.

I even use it for class.
God bless functional alcoholism.

Is that like functional autism

No, it means being under the influence and attending both class and your "job".

looks like you're just gonna have to get better without my help. gomen.

no kidding. I love how people who don't drink assume that anyone who drinks is just a slobbering mess every time and doesn't realize that some people are perfectly capable of functioning while drunk. my mother is like that. bless her heart, she tries so hard to be as supportive as she can in everything I do, and I love her to death for it, but it's hilarious to me when she freaks out about stuff like me buying a 1.5L bottle thinking I'm gonna kill myself by drinking it all in one go or whatever.

nooo elite
cheater is just too dumb and artificial

Alcohol does effect people pretty evenly based on, well, how much blood they have based on height and weight.
Some people are just more used to dealing with it.

So abandoned...

Cheater cheats, that's all there is to it.
they have map vision, and get extra minerals, and I think they spend less on everything, but that may be wrong.

more used to, sure, but some people are also just better at it in general. it's a talent. don't deprive me of one of the only ones I have.

oh come on. do not do this.

Like sucking golf balls through a garden hose.

...

of nothing.

people pay good money for that at my weekly freak show. don't knock it.

...

what the hell are these why am I seeing them so much all of a sudden

I really am questioning what you do for money now.

I wouldn't worry about it.

She's a Chuuni Girlfriend IIRC, and because Subtoe was posting her the past few days.

gay. and gay.

...

As long it isn't Craigslist.

I want a chuuni

posting that picture made me want my cat so now she's rubbing her face all over my face

I said don't worry about it.

yeahbut at that point why not just set handicaps to like 50% etc

itis no longer the real game anymore if you add uneven stuff like vison and resources

As long as you (from seven years ago) are okay with what you're doing now.

I don't give a shit about what that faggot thinks.

16 year old me would be fine with me

...

...

I just imagine you from years ago was more in the closest.

I used to use vision hacks and resource hacks to fuck with people in SC1.

I always gave them the win if they didn't leave from frustration, though.

I was actually very very different 7 years ago.

these are dum. ur dum.

...

/filtered

...

How?

Actually maybe.

honestly hard to explain.
I was a woman

should have thought of that before this nonsense.

WOWOWOWOWOW

I'm honestly dancing around the room to undancable music on my tiptoes so I guess I know.

...

gay.

guess I'll see you there.

Think two shota trap twins going at it!

...

...

...

As gay as it is it to admit it, I can actually dance fairly well, especially anything on my toes that requires just calf muscles.
I blame how drunk I am to admit this.

...

sounds like you should take a ballet class you fucking fairy

gonna touch myself to that thought later

This is too much info.

wanna help out?

...

When I was admitting the earlier par about Saabs I was literally dancing around their garage shirtless with his mother and older sister hitting on me . I don't know how hetero it makes it.

at this point we're reaching gay levels I didn't know existed

...

I don't speak weeb so I can only assume this means you are on board. cool.

An 7/10 sister and an 8/10 milf makes things gay
I don't know what level we've reached.

liking women is the gayest of all.

...

...everything is objectively terrible

...

The only pokemon I'd fuck is the one that's legal and gives consent.

...

I need to sober up and go do some things.

pokemon can only repeat they names in various tones and inflections =/= consent

no wait

How did you know it was a girl?
I said nothing of the sort!?

The joke





Your head

just a hunch.

I hope you find the guy of your dreams in your stupor.

h-how do you mean?

that was a weirdly nice thing to say coming from you. thanks. alright you can go now. bye.

Kyaaaaah >_

S-so you just made an assumption and said these slanderous things?
I could have had really hurt feelers, y'know.

I wouldn't fuck a pokemon.

Well.
Peoples are also pokemon, so I guess I would.

It was meant more sardonic than anything.

fucking lost it

...

...

hey daddy, where you been?

excellent. I'll slide into your dms later.

yeah but instead you're oddly aroused.

too late, I took it as genuine. now begone.

i misspelled a word... meh, ill leave it up to you

Thank God something else is driving.

POKEMON ARE FOR LUV
NOT FOR FUG

BESIDES PEOPLE.

Arousal is for women and fags.

banging white booty... also work, sleep, eat

maximum work, minimum play

survived the holidays... so that a plus

hai fish... fish fish fishy ohhh

...

don't make me get that other tripcode out.

I am both.

tbh hypno probably takes people without consent

I didn't really care about Renamon that much.

HYPNOSIS DOESN'T WORK LIKE THAT

We were talking about me, tho.

right. because pokemon is riddled with logic.

I hope you fall into a pit.
Anyways, I'm out.

you are also both.

me either.. but its a thing still i guess

I hope you fall in it with me so we are forced to cuddle for warmth in the cold cold night.

aaa so you mean it makes you consent without consenting or

SIZZLE = SUBS

LIKE THE SLUG WHOSE BODY TEMPERATURE IS SO HOT YOU'D LITERALLY DIE IF YOU GOT WITHIN A MILE OF IT.

I AM THE DARK LADY OF THE PITS, CONJURED FORTH BY HUMAN SIN!

I AM NO MERE FAG.
I AM THE FAGGIEST FAG.

Suck it.

No.
Hypnosis can't make you do anything that you would be out of character.

So it can only make you consent to sex if you want to bang the hypnotist anyway.

...ill do nothing of the sort

I thought pokemonhypnosis worked differently tbhh

Wow.
I brain afk'd half of that.

S-sorry, Papito...

love it when you call me big pa-pa

So it just puts you to sleep.

But then, you can't consent while asleep anyway.

no need to shout, rin, I'm right here.

exactly

...

that feel when he riding you, talking about "it hurts" in a good way. i ask why... "its too big".

lol

i left an 's' out of that... meh. youll figure it out

the s was never meant to be there

it was...

[homosexual things]

...

[gay noises]

Don't look at the Dark Lady of sin in that tone of text.

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im sooooooooo homosexual!
look at how homosexual i am!
are u impressed?

im suuuuuuuuuuuuch a pedophile!
look at how pedophile i am!
are u impressed?

respect mah homonormative feels

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...

...

fucking sci...

...

...

Gros.

back in the day... being a meme

um excuse me don't copy my things

old as fucc

You're basically a jew, taking my things and telling me not to use them.

The man that makes the memes

are you darko furamu mastaa's lady

lady lib was tight... for a french dame
needs ta shave er pits and call me

wow that would be racist as fuck if anyone cared at all about jews.

no biggie dude i just wanted to make sure my sexuality was at the front of everyone's mind plus it just makes interesting conversation talking about how very gay i am!

.

This is the t5 I am going to get :3

the buddy system should be used in all dangerous situations... such as swimming, horseback riding and showering

gtg, lates

I haven't watched that.

So yes.

I care about jews!
They make the best cakes!

Get it?

beautiful

they really don't though.

hoodbye buddy stay safe and happy new year

bye

...

lo

it fits perfectly
you're even posting as a chu2byou

It was a joke.
Something about gas ovens.

I'm not a chuuni though.

I'll gas ur oven

...

...

you have the eyepatch

STOP MAKING HOLOCAUST JOKES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Oh, no, apparently the girl I'm posting is a chuuni.
I'm not.

...

lol triggered jew is triggered

so you dont have junior high second year syndrome?

No.

...

gomen

cant beleive I missed sama ;~:

so what syndrome do you have to be posting in a place like this

whats it like being jew

do you spin dreidels on eachothers nipples during sexx?

woah if you search dreidel on google it goes full jew mode

allow me to console u

6 MILLION

Don't cover that cute red face.

Internalized Depression.

I think thats my syndrome too!

dont you also have dick mutilation syndrome

WE NUMBER 1

Yes.

Jewgle

...

it works for hanukkah too

weird tho since google chrome is being racist and spell checking those two words

chanakkuh

i feel physical fatigued today uuu and i just got up not long ago

ema dies

still sad :(

*hug*

No thank you.

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thock thock thock thock thock

Feku can you read Chinese

no wai

I want to use a Chinese app for my keyboard since the English version is buggy.

Can't find the app ._.

I'd fuck loco in the ass.
lol jk

thock thock thock

who told you i could speak chink

...

You said it yourself you were Chinese.

*thock*

that doesnt mean i can speak it
IM AmeRICAN

This is odd.

i just want to be held down and thocked

i adore u! ;_ ;

Do not.

...

loco is the cutest

I just want to be held down and cocked

I just wanna be held down and ducked

Post angry

grrr

grrrrrrrrrr

;_ ;

It doesn't work when you post a seductive slut too

GRRRRRRRRR

maybe i can be your seductive slut

GRRRRRRRRRr

youtube.com/watch?v=Ezh_Ps6mYXs

Grr grr

rin i want locos love

Loco hates me, dude.

damn it all!

My charge is picking on me for being a lightweight now, fml.

must be doing something right.

shut up faggot

Scoots also seems to hate me FWIW.

can they even drink

scoots is literally a human meme. it's not possible to tell how he really feels about you unless you talk to him out of thread.

Holy shit I feel like sin.

but you should see the other dog

I wake up to this shit? Fuck you tsuchi. The 80's were AMAZING.

They don't anymore, but they used to be an alcoholic.

I don't think either of us care even half enough for that to happen.

Oh hey Squash.

just sayin' I doubt very much that scoots dislikes you.

Other dog?

My body can't move like that anymore. Mom stayed at my place so I waited for her to wake up to go to bed. I'm off my normal routine now.

like that expression "you should see the other guy!" when someone comments on someone else's appearance after it looks like they have been roughed up. it's an older expression, so maybe a youngin' like you hasn't heard it.

rip ur now dead kid

Moskau is catchy af.

But I guess that's 79.

To be honest, half the time it doesn't feel like he's trying to be malicious.

Even I know that expression.
The implication is that you fucked the other guy up more than he fucked you up.

exactly this.

yeah, that's my point about scoots exactly. dude is just straight up memeing 24/7 here.

All about that 99 Luftballons.

Sup?

Oh.

I'll trounce you.

:/

JOKES ON YOU, I"M STILL A 90S KID I WAS BORN IN 99!

I guess.

I forget what this was about, but we were talking about it once.

Not really.
I was born early 90s.

Babe. I JUST woke up.

Tired. Ready for classes to start up again so I have things to occupy my time again. Tiring to deal with people who are just unsatisfiable.

99 balloons being released on a border of two countries in the cold war, and them showing up on the radar, thus igniting the WW3.
"Man, who whould've thought that it would someday go so far because of 99 balloons?"

are you mad at me ;-;

;-;

Maybe the 70's were better.

don't joke i was born in 97 ;_;

IM A 90s KID TOTALLY

Just kill them all.

No. I just did not have anything to really say on the topic other than something to show I understood.

@Cup

Totally the 60's.

it's almost like im actually on facebook!

You know I'm too nice to do that. People disliking you for trying to be likable RIP.

60's were ok. But like. That 70's-80's synth dude.

Twist the knife.
Watch them lose the last bit of life.

Oh.
Tbh, with the world like it is today, it might not be far off. :^)

Tbh, every decade has songs worth listening to.

It's okay, Mommy, you can still be Mommy.

If only. I can't stand drama, yet I'm somehow still generating it.

etsy.com/listing/272366578/l-shaped-desk-reclaimed-wood-desk-wood?ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=&ref=sr_gallery_2

;_;
'97 had a shit collection of songs. this is the only one i could find that i liked rlly, or well, knew of.

Got to love how they made those happy sounding songs out of somewhat dark things.
youtube.com/watch?v=d5XJ2GiR6Bo

Let it come then, I am prepared.

I really should start writing thread stuff again,.

I was 5 when this came out.

I want to become an animu gynoid before it happens.

Because then at least when the world goes to shit I have a chance to be saved.

what's wrong with this

Fuck yeah.
LSD does wonders.
I actually really like 80's synth. It's one of my absolute favourite things.

You're old. :(

Who with?

so you're mad at me..............

WHAT R U IMPLYING

o

is this a rhetorical question

N-no !
No bully!
Stop bully, Mommy!

I don't get it either.

Cupcake.
Ooble.
You make me proud.

Cupcake?
More like POOPCAKE! xD lelelel

are you upset it's 350 bucks?

It's better to die having fought, than not have fought at all.

I totally forgot about that song.
Parents used to play 80s music a lot, and GTA Vice City was the bomb.
youtube.com/watch?v=ik2YF05iX2w

no i just think it's nice

Check Steam.

It's better to become a loli animu gynoid and rule the world with a literally iron fist with your robot overlords than to be a dirty flesh bag who would see itself extinct.

You will be upgraded.

...

More like "oh boy what a cock" cake

THATS SO MUCH EFFORT

But ok.

I will never consort with such things!
YOU WILL BE DELETED!

...

that's what we were striving for

oh bby

hehe xd

i better

Vice city was way before my time, I mostly just got it from what my mother listened to.

I just found 20 bucks on my desk.
That could be used for a pizza.

Aren't we all flesh bags?

pupperoni?

...

DELETE! DELETE! DELETE!

But Vice City was released in 2002
For some reason I thought of this song, even though it's not from the 80s.
youtube.com/watch?v=dOV5WXISM24

I will be sex slave for a year to whoever buys me a gs mini

ur such a goof...i love u

The fuck is that

...

it's someone who provides sexual favours

The fuck is that

my crippling meme addiction sated

Rin beat me up and stole my Chunibyo Girlfriend folder :c

Try to find me first.

Did you enjoy it, on some level?

Fucking Christ.
Just get a Cars Guitar for kids at Walmart.

Not available in canada. Also, I didn't start really playing video games until PS2 spyro came out.

heh me mbxcd

Can I have her too?

Damn, they really must hate Calvin Harris there.
RIP, I've still got my PS1 in working condition.

Don't make it sound like it wasn't sexual!

Found you.
You live at 123 Fake Street

My PS1 is broked. It's sitting beside me on the shelf of shame where I put all of my broken things.

also, don't do it.
It's more fun if she's our little secret.

They stole your waifu, steal their heart.

So close, yet so far.

Of course

Try again next Christmas

...

Ah well, I usually just throw all the broken things away if I don't deem them worthy of repairs.

They have served me well and deserve better than this.

Will you ever fix them, or just watch them suffer there?

Sorry

I will fix them when I find the parts TOO fix them, I haven't been to the pawn shop lately so I haven't been able to pick up broken things.

I thought you already knew what's broken about them, so you could just order the small parts from Amazon etc.

Okay I'll stop posting her plz no.

...

I could do that, but that would also require effort.

We don't need subtle. We can have fun all on our own.

kj\nfkjaNFuanfonegfon
kittie

I will have so much fun on the 6th because loco will have FUCKED off

RIP PS1 then, killed by laziness.

;_; I'll ship it to Finland and you can fix it.

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT SCOOTS

That wouldn't really help, I'm a bit lazy too.

My kitty likes toast... Only because it usually hass jam on... which is weird, as they dont usually go for sweet things. My kitty likes jam. I think he is strange.

What did I do now? Is this the RIFKlord?

Then it'll never be fixed?

Tiger was a good girl.

LOL INTERNET

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Is this little darling no longer with us? Sorry if so and you've told me and ive forgotten.

No she was my room mates cat.

Seems like it.

Oh my god that KITTY is having a showeer!!!! what a good cat!!!!
Is she still alive?
very cute

I thought cats hated water!

Yo you seen shin gojira yet?

Not yet

how unfortunate
im gonna do some OW ranked and promptly want to die goodbye forever

she is alive and well

WHAT THE FUCK.

AND YOU CALL YOURSELF AN ANNO FANBOY

WOO!!!
she should get pets next time yyou see her. I wonder what my fuzzball is doing, he is suspiciously quiet...

I'll pour whiskey on your grave.
Probably the time I should play some of the games I bought.

Scoots we haven't talked in a while.

Nigel is going to be at trumps inauguration.

Thoughts?

so ah

...

that best be tp

Why do bi people not refer to themselves as ambisextrius?

Because most faggots suffer from HIV-associated neurocognitive disorder. rifk

That is entirely non related.

Is there even any way to see it, now that it's left theaters, beyond garbage camrips?

Please forgive me, M A S T E R
I have been a crass, and brazen Dark Lady!

It is a good pun.

Such a thing does not exist.

Erm. Proably accurate.

Nah raid and /m/ streamed it live in the US while it was airing.

Don't know anyone clear leaks

STATE YOUR NAME

ALSO BURG OR PIZZA

James.

PIZZA

My name was supposed to be on that.

Huh, I missed that then. Probably me mentally filtering out all the tokushit on that board.

Oh well, I saw it in the cinema anyway.

Proto1

war god.

I love OC rifk

...

Where the FUCK is scoots?

There's nothing to forgive

You're so kind to me!

Fur > Loli

Why not both?

More states let you fuck dogs than kids.
Soooooo

...

...

I cannot forgive this

Ew.

Continue.

That's actually all I have, and I've had it since the dawn of threads.

No please, I'll delete it.

SHUT THE FUCK UP FAKE DARVAN

Actually that is you. Come down to HB Pier.

Shota and loli is repulsive.

Don't I was just kiddin

I need to have breakfast first.

Let he without sin cast the first stone.

FUCK THE MIRROR PUT THE STRAW IN THE BAG

That one totally reminded me of you

I fucked a dog in a state it was legal.
Show me a state you can do that with a kid.

is he going to shoot him?

Just because you weren't punished does not mean it were legal.

A lot of these are just subtle enough to be perfect.

RAPIST

wow rin didn't think you'd have such filth

The state had no standing laws for bestiality so it actually was legal.

delusion

Have a new thread

Gas all furires.

Ok I laughed.

You could be more civil old friend.

youtube.com/watch?v=H4kEAREkWfw

pls commit seppuku

qw