SHINY thread

It's good for you!

oooh, where
what kind of work

I'm gonna flirt with u so hard

get into all kinds of situations that will be hard to explain to human resources. oh bby.

what is?
carrots? I know.

An unbreakable link.

Its what he always does but its not what I always do.

Software development for CATS from Synopsys!

Disciplinary meetings when

I mean, if that's what you want to call them

Make him fix himself!

I have no idea what either of those are!

in my office after work, every day. gonna discipline you real good.

I literally have no idea what you're talking about?

I made a dick joke

I cannot fix him.

I can however touch his dad butt irl and cuck half the thread.

You dont know until you try!

I missed it entirely.

I'm pretty sure that if I told him to start linking people he would go out of his way even more to not link people.

Kinda wanna watch Fast/Furious but idk if it's gotten shittier over the years.

Chip design processing tool :3

Reported to HR.

wowowow I thought you were cool, man.

The series has embraced its awfulness and become better for it.

HR wants in.

carrots are relatively phallic

Throw something heavy at him!

Are they tasty?!

oh my. the more the merrier, eh?

ur mom is relatively phallic.

Just look at him right now.

I dindu nuffin

Uh-huh

Hey, that was low!

oh, that is him?!

I really should get to know him sometime, he is one of those presences that has always been around which I never really got to know

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huehuehue

OKAY LEMME STOP YOU REAL QUICK

1. Its a girl so make sure you use "her" and not "him".

2. Her name is Darla now and make sure you use it.

3. She is my lesbian lover.

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quell your rage

fun fun fun!

nom yes

What if your girlfriends penis is larger than yours?

You won't have that problem.

Low I say, very low!

ooh, I want some chips!

Yes and you're still using the wrong name.

then you lucked out

I will cry instead.

I haven't been hepty for a loooong time!

And how isn't darwin the center of attention constantly?!

Are you okay ?

Expensive chippies

owo

W-woah lewd

Yeah, I am just casually showing my girly feelings.

Boys can show feelings..

Oh my mistake.

I never called you that.

its true

i'll sneak one into my compooter while I'm munching!

yeah, yeah!

I don't like it and it sounds dumb.

yeah, if they are little girly girls like you.

You know that's my real name, right?

i.4cdn.org/b/1483347660493.jpg

found ban irl

I do.

They don't have to be.

but you are

my name is awesome!

It'sa regular one !

Crunchy chippies

What do you do?

I think its kinda weird that I would rather call you by your last name than your first name.

seemed pretty big to me

Am not. The pictures are merely coincidence.

It is not!

how big is it ?

I look at space rocks and try to tell either what is inside them or what they tell about the formation of the solar system

There are too many Michaels, so people just do that for some reason

leetle baby girl

I'm bored, and vaguely remember getting entertaining enough discussion here yesterday, so I've come to shit up your thread with my presence again.

What's happening?

:/

6.6"

Oooooh science stuff that's wonderful :3 I have never seen a real one yet.

Its unique and sounds better.

you just came to see me again

See thats massive.

just teasing, goggles. geez.

YOU ARE HUGE

That's quite the claim.

Who is that guy?

it's squiddy, from the pony threads.

W-what are you then >_>

MCURIST

saw his post under mine and totally thought I posted in the wrong thread, too. startled me.

Its not wrong though.

A female

THAT MEANS YOU HAVE HUGE GUTS

Who is Tama?

ARE YOU FUCKING DRUNK?

is me.

Some fag

Yes

Rude.
My post /did/ imply I wasn't where I normally am.

Me too actually.

I didn't see that one until I looked up. I don't pay a lot of attention to posts not directed at me.

You're a big girl.

So tempting.

I'm curious as to why you'd think that.

But that post was the one that was actually under yours.

Y-you too!

I HAD A FEELING YOU'D BULLY ME

the post of yours I linked above is when I noticed you were here.

you love it.

Just bully Cupcake back by not giving him the dick.

I can see into a mans soul.

thx

oh good, tsuchi is here.

Just give him your dick already.

Fair enough. Can't blame me for thinking you meant the one of two posts which was directly under yours, however.

How are you?

I really wish your spinal discs just explode getting up from your chair to refill your giant mug of lemonade and vodka.

I forgive you >:)

I use a glass you fucking mongoloid.

forgive me harder~

I'm fine. I didn't know you've ever come around here. what even brought you around? I never saw you in anime threads back on Holla Forums

Cup of cummies from Cuppie.

You must greatly fear the day he learns to keep the source bottles at his desk.

gosh fucking damn it now I want lemonade and vodka. fuck you you kneeless cripple

oh my

Squiddies avatars face is almost as bad as Clannad.

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I mean, I've been aware of this thread's existence for ages, it contains at least a couple of people I'm vaguely aware of the existence of, and yesterday somebody linked the thread and told me to come here, so I did. Then I stayed through the day while drunk shitposting and listening to weeb music, as I've made a dumb tradition of doing on new years day.

weird. who linked you this thread?

The joyful art of autistically capping frames mid-motion.

Somehow I doubt that.

No clue, they were user.

thanks for supporting me

I think hes just a Japanese rolly polly olly.

I'm sure you use this.

I'd expect him to just leave those 5 gallon athletic coolers with a spout in his room.

you don't know every user instantly without being told? wow. what a faget.

you bet

I usually use a 10 ounce glass.

Who is a what now?

I don't know how to get back at you

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I'm sure you'll think of something.

Kinda wanna watch Rolie Polie Olie now.

What's your weakness?

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Do you even fucking alcohol?

Shit, I couldn't tell who the user who made one post without an image, said I should talk to some fag in this thread that apparently doesn't exist, and then made no further comment was.

Clearly I need to step up on my autistically cataloging anons game.

Everything about this is so wrong.

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bullying.

thanks for the (you) ya nerd

yeah. that's all I'm sayin' here.

You like that. That's why I don't retaliate.

so by weakness you mean something I don't like?

Where can I sign up for user identification classes?

Its true though.

I'm linking you now.

You post a troll from a kids movie.

ur mom's butt.

FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kino is a pure waifu
Do not bully the Kino

Now that's just rude and uncalled for.
Why would you say something like that?

because I'm kind of a dick.

I bet you secretly enjoy kids shows.

I'm bullying her and you can't stop it.

I kinda teared up a little during that movie too.

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brb crying to death
I can't take this level of bullying

Don't you live in fucking brisbane
When is it NOT 83% humidity in QLD?

But you told me you never watched it.

Stream rolie polie olie for me.

Cry into a cup or jar

So I can sell the tears on the black market?

What can I say? I'm a tropical kind of person.

don't use up all the tissues ya crybaby.

I watched it today.

My Internet connection is much too egregious to stream.

Well apparently you're not if you're crying over 83% m8.

Something like that.

What are your thoughts on the movie ?

Inside out made me cry.

But if I use up all the tissues, then bully you back, you'll have nothing left to cry into.

83s and M8s.

It was fairly forgettable but one scene got to me.

I hope you weren't planning on getting your grubby mitts on them without paying top fucking dollar, m8

stream a force awakens for me so I can tell you how bad it is the whole time.

This bitch...

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I don't cry from my eyes when I get bullied.

[image]

trolled

You don't have a chin, i'm sorry.

I mean, it's not like this changes the principles of my plan, but alright.

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What

I am a softy.

Its all I think about when I look at your pictures.

Yes but it seems to work out for you most of the time.

Darwin is a girl.

I am a delicate flower.

Gonna watch MANLY MEN SHOOT THE SHIT OUT OF ALIEN BUGS NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Are you watching Starship troopers? I love that movie.

That's an odd thing to think.
She's not any more lacking in chin than the average underage animu grill/boy.

Don't forget the manly women.

Oh and its a girl? weird

Yeah, I had not seen it in a while.

No, those are posting in this thread.

Gross tbh

Just don't watch any of the other 7 movies.

pet me

reverse traps > regular grills

I made that mistake once. Never again.

I only have singing flowers.

ew gross

I heard one of them is actually kinda good but I forgot which one that was.

they also have a really old anime

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Honestly I thought your avatar was a boy until I saw you post images of her undressing with half her tits showing too. You're no better.

[ sounds of anime girls eating things ]

I would never do something like that.

Where are these anime girls and what are they eating?

And yet you did.

Didn't.

She was pulling her sweater up until it was just above her nipples and everything. How else would I know that character's female?

can't sleep
help

Its wearing a skirt.

Jerk off until you pass out.

See, you act like we aren't in some of the gayest places on the internet, and that her having a skirt makes her a girl.

Is that what you do?

Not an optionthis year

You could of figured it out.

I'm going to bed.

pffftt

yeah right

left knee

right knee

knees

No I just stay up for way too long until I can pass out straight away because I've forgotten how to sleep like a normie.

You're not going for a no fap year, are you user?

Unlikely

Your avatar is tempting but I don't have the need for that anymore.

I'll at least see how long I go if I don't make it all the way.

i am truly sorry for your lots

I know that feeling

Nini

I'm sure I'll be fine, thanks for the concern though

That time is approaching, however.
Booze caused lack of sleep last night.

How are you, anyway, goggles?

Storm is messing with my steam. I miss computer games.

Aren't you getting real internet back soon?
How damn long have you been without it?

Too long... Hopefully it won't be too much longer.

test look at my symm play I just made
youtu.be/XKcv7ykg4_I

they have that in prison land?

Yes

Does it cost a fortune?

Only CITIZENS are allowed to have internet.

Depends where you are

We'd even have acceptable internet but soooome people needed to vote a bunch of incompetent idiots into power.

confirmed for never

No

Blow it out your azz

How many monopoly dollars does it cost?

You wish, nerd.

like at least 6

60

I wish you'd die painfully.

All of them

Oh I know you do.

I heard this rumor that Goggles is a huge pervert

S K I L L

nigga cant be robbed

hidden blades you

Since when are dutch explosion girls qualified at australian internet prices?

How lame~

Didn't even see it coming

I know right? did you like my clever video name? didja?

I watch MCM so I'm basically Australian.

what is MCM

It definitely fit.

You're right, I expected something far more extravagant.

Never heard of it.
What is it?

It takes raw /skill/ to come up with that many names of such a high calibre.

Mighty car mods

Is it about modifying cars?

don't watch my videos oh my gosh squiddy

ye

That's what makes it brilliant.

Yes.

Sounds bogan

Too late, I already watched every video on your channel.

Or at least looked through the videos page at them all, close enough.

I'm failing to see that, I have to admit.

Im in a lazy mood.

What a shame.

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What

that's the same thing basically, yeah

namechange no jutsu

I'm basically a stalker now.

SHITPOST JUTSU

Nothing. Just posting someone elses stuff

Your name at this point is really annoying.

YOU CHANGED IT RIGHT AS I WAS TYPING TO COMMENT ON IT. HOLY SHIT.

oh I didn't realize you were still here.

The most impressive.
How do you manage to shitpost so effortlessly?

Why would you do such a thing?

Chakra management.

this name is better

but this one annoys the shit out of tsuchi so it's genuinely hard to decide...

I'll save it for use as a punishment when he's being bad.

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God fucking damn it.

I'm gonna go attempt to pass out now
later nerds

Adios

bi

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no wait

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This is as autistic as that Chuuni shit.

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There's a bird. On my right hand. It's hard to type

Mighty Car Mods
youtube.com/watch?v=m5IaS4zTblI

Is it a pet?

Not mine

Is she a Line sticker?

Yes

A chuun line sticker

People are asleep, should I spend my last waking hours watching House reruns on netflix, or reading comics featuring naked underage kids doing less than decent things to each other.

Lucky you, you all get one more post from me

Too late

That's exactly the plan

So I was right
Bogan as fuck m8

Obviously the later

First one

Spend it trying to get to Gensokyo.

Wuh?

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This was my ultimate decision.

The twine I have on hand is not strong enough, need tougher rope.

dope

Naked Cupcakes

Cupcake's delicious Penor.

shush you

you too

The only tasty part of cupcakes is the top

well that's just patently false. it's ALL cake.

Wh-when cupcake tops

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The bottom is only edible if you eat it at the same time as the top.

I disagree entirely, but I will say it certainly tastes better to eat it that way.

topped ur mom last nite

Topping Cuppers

Thats because she is a faggot.

I will agree on that so long as the cake is quality.

terran nerfs when

they nerfed protoss last month

yeahhhh protoss buffs when

FUCK protoss

Mordin train me to beat Darwin he is too good for me.

I beat darwin today

You can train me too.

idk how to play zerg though I lost on the third training stage against the ai

yiss

well duh, if the cake is not good quality I don't even want any of it in the first place.

You are my darwin-stand-in practice partner. Albeit with no micro whatsoever.

Do you have a favorite kind of cupcake? I should try to make some, that or a layer cake.

Cupcake will top Swedish Fish.
:^)

If he lets me macro without trying to kill my third expansion or harassing me with air units before I have anything that can hit air units then I generally seem to win.

Everyone I've played have been super vulnerable to me sending in mutalisks to kill all their workers while I attack from the front with zerglings/banelings also.

so you know

When I grow up I wanna be a car.

as long as it's tasty I don't worry too much about the specific flavor, but I like vanilla and chocolate a lot. classics.

fish is only into yuri~ love.

Him and Luka both being overweight dudes and self proclaimed lesbians just makes it even more hilarious.

You had me dead to rights earlier when I walked my army of roach ravager right into you, but you just a-move so I lived.

It does not work for me. I have only ever beaten him once when I went for mutas.
If you want to stop air stuff get a few spores and go into hydras, you do nothing but ling bane way too much.

I don't tend to like the cake chocolate based, but I like chocolate flavor as an accent. Vanilla is great. I am also not too picky about it, so long as it's light and delicious. No coconut
I hate coconut.

ayy, who else here /dead inside/ and /not sure why you exist/

Iam so bad at army

I accidently invited neru to a party what do I do

Me too, I need to learn to group them with my grouips and not F2 move. Battle?

Yuri~

Oh my god I can't reach the tilde ;~;

New.

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