Dragon thread

dragon thread

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owo

...

no

He is VERY adorable

I know right?
:DDD
His name is Pippin

y

This isn't fucking newt biurb

I feel gypped.

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*pets*

^ ^

dragon

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*he fights as valiantly as he can, struggling against all the wolves because u were raized by wolves, and with his magic blood powers he kills many of them, but for each wolve he strikes down two more take its place, and soon he is overwhelmed by the power of tyhe fire of the sun, the ultimaye move too much for him, and with a loud death wail he dies to death for real because you killed him dead until he wasn't alive any more*

looks like.................i missunderestimateed ur power............................................ *he chokes on his own burnt blood in his final breathes*

but with my last magics....i will get MY REVENGE!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*he casts a blooddeath curse on ur wolfs families so they can't have kids anymore and now they will have to adopt from places like china or whatever because that's actually really good for the world anyway because we are overpoppulated as it is and so even though he did teh evil spell it's actually pretty good for the world BUT NOT FOR YOUR FAMILY BECAUSE NOW NO NEW BROTHR NAMED CHRISTOFURR*


THE END QUESTION MARK?

weirdo

He does love pets n pats.
He is best pup

trest

Thank Allah.

test

youtube.com/watch?v=zQmhQyCMvig

That me

infact I dreamed that I had like these bumps under my skins they were maltesers or m&ms and I could pinch my skin and pull them out and eat them just like candy andIdid also we were hunting for ancient egyptian skeleton monkey kings I think and stealing monkey nuts and it was pretty dangerouse but I forgot the details

do you feed him good things?

I forgot I had this open. What the fuck is going on?

i forgot my dreams this time!! ;~;

owie ;-;

cupcake and killz had an EPIC battle

dreamscan still be comfy even if you forget

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MY GHOBBLING

how to scan?

who knows dude

an adorable name for an adorable pupper


no it's not heck off nerd

Upon reading that I imagined it was some argument, and then I glanced at the previous thread...

Just fuck everything.

Purge.

NO ARGUEMTN
JUST PURE FIGHTING P O W A

I have been told that this is bad advice.

Let's try it

It's dead on the inside.

One of you, if not both, better be drunk or under the influence of other marijuanas.


I-If you stick your fingers down my throat, I will do yours.

Okay.

WE ARE ONLY HIGH ON LIFE MY FRIEND! PRAISE THE LORD! PURE AND SINLESS BEINGS ARE REWARDED BY THY'S GAZE!

They're just retarded.

both of these are right

I try my best

Noodle best

Lots of cookies.

bite

mhm!
Named after the first play my mom and dad went to together!

Shave your fingers first. I want none of that hair.


You lost me at "PURE," but I am willing to go with it.

and a cute backstory.

o-oh my...


Yes sir

i hope those dog biscuit healthy and stuff...

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I am chaste and innocent, as per thy lord's command. Does thou question thy virgin heart?

Yup
I love my pupperino

Snarl

They are!

No, just the other guy's.

I have this uncontrollable urge to drink alot of water

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What Cupcake chooses is his own path, and if it may be wrought with sin than so be it. That is what his lord commands for him. Praise He!

I thought the roleplay was over.

Remember when you got drunk last night and you roleplayed as my boyfriend?

No

the roleplay of life is never over

yes. that was fun.

It happened.

I was surprised.

Feel free to kill me at any time.


Please translate.

i roleplay as masters favorite sub slave every day ~ !

Yes, by the Lord's grace we are both blessed and cursed with the wretched, impure temptations of the anus, its joyous yet forbidden pleasures in these most perilous times of ours, but with His guidance we will be resolute and chaste.

Why is this still your name?

I was surprised that I could play a boy so convincingly as well


it is what it is and it do what it do

Delete my post.

because you love me.

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I loathe you.

Weirdo

cupcake a girl?

awww ♥♥♥


yup. a real girl.

as opposed to a fake one?

correct.

haHAA

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yey

You called me cute and stuff


this is the second time you've done this while drunk test


Just put your hair up in a bun and put your glasses on.


No on will ever know.

ass is fucking gross

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What's a fake girl?

:l

he's probably the best pup imo

love u 2


I have to hide it under a cap and dirty up my face every day so I can benefit from male privilege.

Cupcake even has a vagina that resembles roast beef.

uhhh dont judge me ..?

this one

Tales of Zestiria is pretty fun even though the story sucks.

yeah boooi cuz I get fucked so much in it

3late5that

lol, rude

Dunno about yours, but mine is pristine.

Then one day let your hair down and take off your glasses so you can fuck your best friend.

us girls are always catfighting

I'm very sensitive please don't bully me anymore

is he young doggie?

bump : )

UPVOTE


always been the plan

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I HAVE A VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gros

Sorry

He 10!

yeah a fake one

If you say so

Because fuck being a guy.

Okay, Luka.

We were having a nice conversation and you felt the need to remark something so repugnant. Calm down.

yeah we're horrible


fuck guys

A pocket pussy?

Yea
I stay away from em

same. I'm super straight.

If you say so

well...

...

...

sooo... he's like a mid-life crisis doggo?

Uhm.. sure?

I AM WOW STOP OPPRESSING ME


fuk u

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


excuse me i have had a vagina since i was born i am NOT FAKE GIRL!!


its ok tsuchi u dont get to see bcz ur gay and u like penis xd


butts are yucky poop comes from there

Men*


/pat pat

Everything will be okay

... must be uber smart and loyal i bet~

wow get more salty why don't ya you fake girl

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???????????????????????????????????

Ohk, I believe you

Yea, I do him a huGE love

WORSE THINGS COME FROM VAGINAS

ALL THE PEOPLE YOU HATE CAME FROM ONE

THINK ABOUT IT

*boys

stop posting koume

...

thanks

stop straight shaming me. I am a real girl and I fuck dudes.

:(


:((


I GUESS THATS TRUE BECAUSE YOU CAME FROM A VAGINA
AND I
HATE
YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU BULLY!

I believe you!

Why thanks?

????

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I am conflicted because this means I won the internet argument, but now I have to deal with this devastating knowledge.

good because if you didn't it would be sexist

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Ohkie dokie

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I will just go bully people elsewhere. It is a vicious cycle.

Women.


no

stop being salty instead

??????????????

for talking to me

and telling me nice things

I'm sorry, I can;t be friends with a bully......... i don't have a penis..........

fucking GROSS


don't worry about it

lol ohk

2late

fuk

Some girls like it?

That means we can be friends because neither of us are real people.

Sleep time cya

BAKA!

b-but im real....

Which is why you should hate them instead.

YOU JUST SAID YOU DO NOT HAVE A PENIS

I want to have a really big doggy as a roomate
we swould sleep together and every night we would have family dinners

only if you kiss me and tuck em in bed

laters


I do hate them

squash wants the same thing

Is it stupid because I'm right?

*kissu*

*tucks*

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there is another genitalia you BAKA!

nini~

Now do the thing with your mouth

what thing

s-shutting t-t-the ff-f-fuck up >~

that's what your mouth is for

*pets*

he was drunk

story of my life ;w;

If I renounce my bully ways, can you accept me?

nope

ah yes souls rage

what a wonderful thing to lose 10k blood echoes

Only if you'll accept my vagina.

I will

he was?

I agree. Now what?

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Now we wait.

What are we waiting for?

I-I don't know.

....bump

don't be shhy....sit on his face already...

BARD

what??

sit on....
...my face..??

...

I guess Bard has the right idea.

Almost no anime came out this week.

What am I supposed to do now?

You want butt in your face? Gross

DELETE THIS

goggles I need more than what you give me
I'm a man with needs

Ahh

GG you savages

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What did she mean by this?

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I just do not like waiting.

PATIENCE IS A VIRTUE

I AM OLD

I MIGHT DIE SOON

Teally makes you go "hm"

Oh well.

Not allowed

goodmorning lovely scootaboo!

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Good morning, ooble.
How do you do?

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i do ok
yourself

Stranger talking to me on Tumblr that knows me but I have no idea who they are

WTF REEEEEEEE ANTA BAKA????????


Just waking up, time to complete the last leg of mh shift... the prospect of a nap when I finish is exciting.
Have you meme'd the while night away?

first of all, gross, tumblr.

but yeah, because of my car accident I've literally had some people contact me since then who knew me quite well and I had literally no memory of at all.

I renounced my bully ways for this...


It will happen eventually.

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I have no clue to they are but they know me and animus.

Its me.

Disgusting

I would rather not have it happen to me or anyone I know.

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did you know SCSquirrel?

Yes.

weird. they have you at a disadvantage. demand satisfaction in a duel at high noon


who are you

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So much to do, so much to see.


Yeah.

Oh. Welp.


sad

damn. that really sucks. I knew her, not well, but I remember her. she was always pretty cute and friendly. that's really shitty.

What do you mean

Was that the person who posted the Squirrels with huge tits?

I never liked that song. But yeah. I want to see the future and forever.

Yep. The entire thread on Holla Forums appears to be derailed over the news we all just found out.

it's joke.

man that sucks about squirrel.


thanks for telling the few of us over here who remember her.

Well. Damn.

Yeah, i only knew them through that webcomics character they posted. Was a good webcomic.
Cancer is the worst.

Yes.


I unironically love that song.

never even knew she was sick. only ever talked to her a few times in thread but she was always really nice to interact with. what a shitty fucking way to go, and of all the times...fuck man. I just hope her family is holding up at least somewhat okay.

I'm lurking everywhere

Oh I used to talk with that person almost daily when I was younger.

I don't remember them very well but I know I really liked them.

how many board am i posting in right now?

well, i guess everywhere is an overstatement. I know of 2 right now.

Lora is there? Wow. She don't come on that often.

I'm on 3 boards

but u arent aware of my activity on any boards other than the obvious two right?

Tell me all the boards you post on Sci.

Are we comparing how many boards we are on at the moment?
4

lmao no

Same, cancer is the worst. I have seen that shit eat people alive. No one should ever have to see a family member go that way.
When tbe feels too real. :(

NAME THEM


Why not ?

HAH
That name reminds me of Smiles

i dont want u people mixing. the situation is very tidy at present.

/lewd/
here
that Holla Forums thread
and pchan

I like Linkin park

It is super slow here, where did everyone go?

and that image is more snotty than I wanted it to be

I wouldn't do anything.


ew lewd

nah.

Jacob if you're lurking. You made it weird.

look ur not missing out i do the same thing everywhere i go and thats nowhere particularly interesting anyway.

Is lora still alive?

???

just checking in

same as here

Yeah but I wanna know because you don't wanna share.

Don't make fun of Grimmy or else you'll get banned.

she's being a punk right now.
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whoops

Hey, I'm the one that always wants to make things right he is the one that always insists on keeping all the drama going!

was that enough? Should I go bigger?

yes i understand. later

Do what you must.

Their old stuff was not bad.

Grim is the worst kind of manboy who doxxes people just because they say bad things about him

breaking the habit used to play on loop

That funny part about this is I wasn't even talking about Grim.

Then who is Grimmy?

A person who posted here and then moved onto /lewd/ because we bullied him for being gross.

If you bully him you'll get banned.

everyone there likes me, though

probably because I'm a huuuuuuuge slut

you should go up the road and put your dick in Ariel.

You don't need to tell me that.

I'm aware of this.

I thought you would like a reminder


Is she still around?

I really shoulda just stopped and talked to her at the convention two years ago

she refuses to stay around here because she wants to do "something productive"

I will not forget your unending cocklust.

Was pretty weird for a straight guy.

Welp

she has gotten a lot better at drawing, though

but I havent checked in a few months now


Not so weird for a virgin, though

So you've been dicked ?

butts

dicks

boobs


I wouldn't call myself a virgin if I had

Vaginas.

You're missing out.

I'm banking on grad school at this point

or just taking a european tour over the summer

the tours are pretty fun

I have plenty of couches to sleep on!

same

takis are okay

The chips?

I might skip the brits, though
I could do a road trip


this

yes

I concur.

Ohayou!

Swag.

I stole them from all the fucking highschool girls in my house.


Why are you gonna skip them ?

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Megumin!!


Are there ferries that go across the english channel?

I wouldn't know.

Exactly!

and same thing for different countries, is it all on the same side of the road?

...

...

Hello

How's it going?

Who are you gonna see?

Accents always put me off.

Tom is a good start, I know he is solid

then just kinda go as the wind blows, nobody is in spain so it will all be to the west

Hmm, sleepy. You?

Just got to Australia instead and feel up herps face.

exactly the same


that is an option also
but I already have placed my bets on Tom

Going back to sleep owo

Whos tom ?

THE FRENCH FAGGOT WHO POSTED FLUTTERSHY

Merde de fromage.

Calm down.

A fluttershy poster? OH NOW I KNOW WHO YOU"RE TALKING ABOUT

Who is this Koume and is she a semen demon in the anime too

The first part was important.

Also, Pulse's name is Tom too if I remember correctly.

Aww, sleep well!


You know Tom
idk what he used to post
The Tom

Yeah, him!

BABSE
MIKEYPIE

Where is pulse?!

Today has been a blast from the past

I don't remember him.


I honestly can't remember.

Can't actually. Supposed to be working but I only have sleepy making documentation and reports to do.

Babs messaged me after Christmas and then never replied after I took the bait.

fak
dont remind me


Weird, he was a character

but he hasn't posted in years

Working at home on mondays is comfy though ^^'

Good coffee and wake up late!

Tom is a creep

Hes not important to me anymore.

Scoot is a creep.

I still have one week until classes start, but I have to write a bunch of stuff for my research and finish some grad applications


He is long gone, anyway

You wish

youtu.be/tgZEa-yeRDI

He probably wasn't even cute.

Still holidays! Good stuff.


Is this Holla Forums with extra fromage

Tom messaged me on steam about the free ubisoft stuff a week ago or something so he still alive!

he has a nice cock


Exactly!

Tom is my boyfriend.

Do you have plans for the next week?


Slut.

Rude?

Happy holidays.

Your cocklust is leaking out.

Yet accurate.

Truth.


Happy new year!

No bully.

doing what I just said and relaxing!
but the abstracts will be a bit of a bitch


I am being honest!

*bullies*

I'm probably one of the least slutty posters.

YOU CUCKED ME

...

Being a slut is fun though.

Just type with your hands and not focus on the thing itself and maybe a coherent stream of consciousness will appear onscreen.

feed me (you)s

I was only being ironic when the "cucking" happened though.


If you say so.

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Ironic cucking is still cucking.

...

I only say that because I am cucking Avery's ironically dad.

...

Yeah well you cuck me every day by just existing.

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tasty delicious.

You hit the nail on the head


oh, I am really good at doing that
I am just on the 'get reviews back from co-authors' part


I am going to call you Smiles every time I see that name


I do say so!

I should cease existing, huh?

NOT YOU FAGGOT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

(Youu)

I'd very much prefer you didn't.

...

thx bby

A waiting game eh

heckin' heck off, nerd.

ur welcome bby

You can cuck me with my new boyfriend if you want.

THEN WE CAN BE EVEN


Stop saying

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Which one? Chris? I will have to pass.

OD'd on (You)s.

2old

You have to do it so our friendship can stay intact.


for me plase :(

Then fix it!!


basically
and a "make it sound like how they want it' game

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Chris, want to do naughty things?

Thats a lot better.

I wanna explosion inside u


sick reference bro


whoa there

there is literally nothing about my name that should make you want to call me that.

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Fucking normie

...

Stop

Crawling in my skiiiiiin

I WILL NOT BE PART OF THIS VICIOUS CUCK CYCLE ANYMORE.

*cums on your face*

Do you often find your own ramblings nearly incoherent but people seem to like it somehow?


Aaaaahn~

Okay, I did it.

that is a better spot to be, tho!


it reminds me of what Smiles was doing when she was with with Archives

It may just be me tho


WHy do people always go user when they post that?


sometimes, yeah
I am good at making things sound sciency

...

"America, addicted to heroin and cuckholdry" - BBC, 2nd January 2017, 7:22am.

Do you feel better now?

I feel so much better now.

cat?

stop what?!


KEEP IT I DON'T WANT IT


yeah keep it wide open


I am not smiles. smiles is not here. you know who I am, use the right name please kthanks.

Thanks for doing that me !

*chu~* You're the best

I am satisfied with the outcome.

omg I forgot the "for"

xD!

Yes, actually


Fix it!
Cups!

...

GEDDIT? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

not sure. I don't know what happened to her either. Last I knew, Tsuchi was talking to her all the time.

I know. He doesn't care at the moment, but I should anyhow.

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

NICE ONE

Give me 2 hours fot cat tie picture

What did you do ?


teehee

Lots of words with minimal content but at least you covered any other interpretations!


I want it all~

Making me owo

it looks so soft

ill remind when I get home!

The fuzzies laziest cat

I am just going to believe that she found a boyfriend she stuck with and is living happily ever after


You are a good partner!


nothing, time makes things better


eh, that tends to get your wrists slapped
the people who can condense it get a lot of props

I'm off to bed.

Yeah I can only hold a grudge for like 3 years and then I stop caring.

She quit whwn it was revealed she was a massive slut who was cheating on tsuchi

Nee

It's a balance!

I'm going to put it away for now because tsuchi isn't here to annoy with it.


I'll give it all to u bby


the pupil of your eye can expand up to 45% when looking at something you love. 'w'
bulge. OwO


nini squashiekins

Hahahaha top mem

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How Cuppers bean?

Tomato

SHINY

jk, I've been fine. how about you?


SHUT UR MOUTH

:3 abuse me mommy

I've been good, but back2work2soon4lyfe

oh
I thought you meant feeling better about squirrel

I don't really have any grudges at the moment


I wasn't here for that drama
but doesn't surprise me


Exactly!


Yaaay!
but that is a weird character now!

I'm going to neglect you instead.


work is good though. make that cash monies.

^w^

you're a weird character.

I am, but what of it?!

I was actually talking to darwin.

We never link each other when we have conversation for whatever reason.

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Is that taiga being a lewd loli


Internshippers!

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