He is VERY adorable
I know right?
His name is Pippin
This isn't fucking newt biurb
I feel gypped.
*he fights as valiantly as he can, struggling against all the wolves because u were raized by wolves, and with his magic blood powers he kills many of them, but for each wolve he strikes down two more take its place, and soon he is overwhelmed by the power of tyhe fire of the sun, the ultimaye move too much for him, and with a loud death wail he dies to death for real because you killed him dead until he wasn't alive any more*
looks like.................i missunderestimateed ur power............................................ *he chokes on his own burnt blood in his final breathes*
but with my last magics....i will get MY REVENGE!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*he casts a blooddeath curse on ur wolfs families so they can't have kids anymore and now they will have to adopt from places like china or whatever because that's actually really good for the world anyway because we are overpoppulated as it is and so even though he did teh evil spell it's actually pretty good for the world BUT NOT FOR YOUR FAMILY BECAUSE NOW NO NEW BROTHR NAMED CHRISTOFURR*
THE END QUESTION MARK?
He does love pets n pats.
He is best pup
infact I dreamed that I had like these bumps under my skins they were maltesers or m&ms and I could pinch my skin and pull them out and eat them just like candy andIdid also we were hunting for ancient egyptian skeleton monkey kings I think and stealing monkey nuts and it was pretty dangerouse but I forgot the details
do you feed him good things?
I forgot I had this open. What the fuck is going on?
i forgot my dreams this time!! ;~;
cupcake and killz had an EPIC battle
dreamscan still be comfy even if you forget
how to scan?
who knows dude
an adorable name for an adorable pupper
no it's not heck off nerd
Upon reading that I imagined it was some argument, and then I glanced at the previous thread...
Just fuck everything.
JUST PURE FIGHTING P O W A
I have been told that this is bad advice.
Let's try it
It's dead on the inside.
One of you, if not both, better be drunk or under the influence of other marijuanas.
I-If you stick your fingers down my throat, I will do yours.
WE ARE ONLY HIGH ON LIFE MY FRIEND! PRAISE THE LORD! PURE AND SINLESS BEINGS ARE REWARDED BY THY'S GAZE!
They're just retarded.
both of these are right
I try my best
Lots of cookies.
Named after the first play my mom and dad went to together!
Shave your fingers first. I want none of that hair.
You lost me at "PURE," but I am willing to go with it.
and a cute backstory.
i hope those dog biscuit healthy and stuff...
I am chaste and innocent, as per thy lord's command. Does thou question thy virgin heart?
I love my pupperino
No, just the other guy's.
I have this uncontrollable urge to drink alot of water
What Cupcake chooses is his own path, and if it may be wrought with sin than so be it. That is what his lord commands for him. Praise He!
I thought the roleplay was over.
Remember when you got drunk last night and you roleplayed as my boyfriend?
the roleplay of life is never over
yes. that was fun.
I was surprised.
Feel free to kill me at any time.
i roleplay as masters favorite sub slave every day ~ !
Yes, by the Lord's grace we are both blessed and cursed with the wretched, impure temptations of the anus, its joyous yet forbidden pleasures in these most perilous times of ours, but with His guidance we will be resolute and chaste.
Why is this still your name?
I was surprised that I could play a boy so convincingly as well
it is what it is and it do what it do
Delete my post.
because you love me.
I loathe you.
cupcake a girl?
yup. a real girl.
as opposed to a fake one?
You called me cute and stuff
this is the second time you've done this while drunk test
Just put your hair up in a bun and put your glasses on.
No on will ever know.
ass is fucking gross
What's a fake girl?
he's probably the best pup imo
love u 2
I have to hide it under a cap and dirty up my face every day so I can benefit from male privilege.
Cupcake even has a vagina that resembles roast beef.
uhhh dont judge me ..?
Tales of Zestiria is pretty fun even though the story sucks.
yeah boooi cuz I get fucked so much in it
Dunno about yours, but mine is pristine.
Then one day let your hair down and take off your glasses so you can fuck your best friend.
us girls are always catfighting
I'm very sensitive please don't bully me anymore
is he young doggie?
bump : )
always been the plan
I HAVE A VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yeah a fake one
If you say so
Because fuck being a guy.
We were having a nice conversation and you felt the need to remark something so repugnant. Calm down.
yeah we're horrible
A pocket pussy?
I stay away from em
same. I'm super straight.
If you say so
sooo... he's like a mid-life crisis doggo?
I AM WOW STOP OPPRESSING ME
excuse me i have had a vagina since i was born i am NOT FAKE GIRL!!
its ok tsuchi u dont get to see bcz ur gay and u like penis xd
butts are yucky poop comes from there
Everything will be okay
... must be uber smart and loyal i bet~
wow get more salty why don't ya you fake girl
Ohk, I believe you
Yea, I do him a huGE love
WORSE THINGS COME FROM VAGINAS
ALL THE PEOPLE YOU HATE CAME FROM ONE
THINK ABOUT IT
stop posting koume
stop straight shaming me. I am a real girl and I fuck dudes.
I GUESS THATS TRUE BECAUSE YOU CAME FROM A VAGINA
I believe you!
I am conflicted because this means I won the internet argument, but now I have to deal with this devastating knowledge.
good because if you didn't it would be sexist
I will just go bully people elsewhere. It is a vicious cycle.
stop being salty instead
for talking to me
and telling me nice things
I'm sorry, I can;t be friends with a bully......... i don't have a penis..........
don't worry about it
Some girls like it?
That means we can be friends because neither of us are real people.
Sleep time cya
b-but im real....
Which is why you should hate them instead.
YOU JUST SAID YOU DO NOT HAVE A PENIS
I want to have a really big doggy as a roomate
we swould sleep together and every night we would have family dinners
only if you kiss me and tuck em in bed
I do hate them
squash wants the same thing
Is it stupid because I'm right?
there is another genitalia you BAKA!
Now do the thing with your mouth
s-shutting t-t-the ff-f-fuck up >~
that's what your mouth is for
he was drunk
story of my life ;w;
If I renounce my bully ways, can you accept me?
ah yes souls rage
what a wonderful thing to lose 10k blood echoes
Only if you'll accept my vagina.
I agree. Now what?
Now we wait.
What are we waiting for?
I-I don't know.
don't be shhy....sit on his face already...
I guess Bard has the right idea.
Almost no anime came out this week.
What am I supposed to do now?
You want butt in your face? Gross
goggles I need more than what you give me
I'm a man with needs
GG you savages
What did she mean by this?
I just do not like waiting.
PATIENCE IS A VIRTUE
I AM OLD
I MIGHT DIE SOON
Teally makes you go "hm"
goodmorning lovely scootaboo!
Good morning, ooble.
How do you do?
i do ok
Stranger talking to me on Tumblr that knows me but I have no idea who they are
WTF REEEEEEEE ANTA BAKA????????
Just waking up, time to complete the last leg of mh shift... the prospect of a nap when I finish is exciting.
Have you meme'd the while night away?
first of all, gross, tumblr.
but yeah, because of my car accident I've literally had some people contact me since then who knew me quite well and I had literally no memory of at all.
I renounced my bully ways for this...
It will happen eventually.
I have no clue to they are but they know me and animus.
I would rather not have it happen to me or anyone I know.
did you know SCSquirrel?
weird. they have you at a disadvantage. demand satisfaction in a duel at high noon
who are you
So much to do, so much to see.
damn. that really sucks. I knew her, not well, but I remember her. she was always pretty cute and friendly. that's really shitty.
What do you mean
Was that the person who posted the Squirrels with huge tits?
I never liked that song. But yeah. I want to see the future and forever.
Yep. The entire thread on Holla Forums appears to be derailed over the news we all just found out.
man that sucks about squirrel.
thanks for telling the few of us over here who remember her.
Yeah, i only knew them through that webcomics character they posted. Was a good webcomic.
Cancer is the worst.
I unironically love that song.
never even knew she was sick. only ever talked to her a few times in thread but she was always really nice to interact with. what a shitty fucking way to go, and of all the times...fuck man. I just hope her family is holding up at least somewhat okay.
I'm lurking everywhere
Oh I used to talk with that person almost daily when I was younger.
I don't remember them very well but I know I really liked them.
how many board am i posting in right now?
well, i guess everywhere is an overstatement. I know of 2 right now.
Lora is there? Wow. She don't come on that often.
I'm on 3 boards
but u arent aware of my activity on any boards other than the obvious two right?
Tell me all the boards you post on Sci.
Are we comparing how many boards we are on at the moment?
Same, cancer is the worst. I have seen that shit eat people alive. No one should ever have to see a family member go that way.
When tbe feels too real. :(
Why not ?
That name reminds me of Smiles
i dont want u people mixing. the situation is very tidy at present.
that Holla Forums thread
I like Linkin park
It is super slow here, where did everyone go?
and that image is more snotty than I wanted it to be
I wouldn't do anything.
Jacob if you're lurking. You made it weird.
look ur not missing out i do the same thing everywhere i go and thats nowhere particularly interesting anyway.
Is lora still alive?
just checking in
same as here
Yeah but I wanna know because you don't wanna share.
Don't make fun of Grimmy or else you'll get banned.
she's being a punk right now.
Hey, I'm the one that always wants to make things right he is the one that always insists on keeping all the drama going!
was that enough? Should I go bigger?
yes i understand. later
Do what you must.
Their old stuff was not bad.
Grim is the worst kind of manboy who doxxes people just because they say bad things about him
breaking the habit used to play on loop
That funny part about this is I wasn't even talking about Grim.
Then who is Grimmy?
A person who posted here and then moved onto /lewd/ because we bullied him for being gross.
If you bully him you'll get banned.
everyone there likes me, though
probably because I'm a huuuuuuuge slut
you should go up the road and put your dick in Ariel.
You don't need to tell me that.
I'm aware of this.
I thought you would like a reminder
Is she still around?
I really shoulda just stopped and talked to her at the convention two years ago
she refuses to stay around here because she wants to do "something productive"
I will not forget your unending cocklust.
Was pretty weird for a straight guy.
she has gotten a lot better at drawing, though
but I havent checked in a few months now
Not so weird for a virgin, though
So you've been dicked ?
I wouldn't call myself a virgin if I had
You're missing out.
I'm banking on grad school at this point
or just taking a european tour over the summer
the tours are pretty fun
I have plenty of couches to sleep on!
takis are okay
I might skip the brits, though
I could do a road trip
I stole them from all the fucking highschool girls in my house.
Why are you gonna skip them ?
Are there ferries that go across the english channel?
I wouldn't know.
and same thing for different countries, is it all on the same side of the road?
How's it going?
Who are you gonna see?
Accents always put me off.
Tom is a good start, I know he is solid
then just kinda go as the wind blows, nobody is in spain so it will all be to the west
Hmm, sleepy. You?
Just got to Australia instead and feel up herps face.
exactly the same
that is an option also
but I already have placed my bets on Tom
Going back to sleep owo
Whos tom ?
THE FRENCH FAGGOT WHO POSTED FLUTTERSHY
Merde de fromage.
A fluttershy poster? OH NOW I KNOW WHO YOU"RE TALKING ABOUT
Who is this Koume and is she a semen demon in the anime too
The first part was important.
Also, Pulse's name is Tom too if I remember correctly.
Aww, sleep well!
You know Tom
idk what he used to post
Where is pulse?!
Today has been a blast from the past
I don't remember him.
I honestly can't remember.
Can't actually. Supposed to be working but I only have sleepy making documentation and reports to do.
Babs messaged me after Christmas and then never replied after I took the bait.
dont remind me
Weird, he was a character
but he hasn't posted in years
Working at home on mondays is comfy though ^^'
Good coffee and wake up late!
Tom is a creep
Hes not important to me anymore.
Scoot is a creep.
I still have one week until classes start, but I have to write a bunch of stuff for my research and finish some grad applications
He is long gone, anyway
He probably wasn't even cute.
Still holidays! Good stuff.
Is this Holla Forums with extra fromage
Tom messaged me on steam about the free ubisoft stuff a week ago or something so he still alive!
he has a nice cock
Tom is my boyfriend.
Do you have plans for the next week?
Your cocklust is leaking out.
Happy new year!
doing what I just said and relaxing!
but the abstracts will be a bit of a bitch
I am being honest!
I'm probably one of the least slutty posters.
YOU CUCKED ME
Being a slut is fun though.
Just type with your hands and not focus on the thing itself and maybe a coherent stream of consciousness will appear onscreen.
feed me (you)s
I was only being ironic when the "cucking" happened though.
If you say so.
Ironic cucking is still cucking.
I only say that because I am cucking Avery's ironically dad.
Yeah well you cuck me every day by just existing.
You hit the nail on the head
oh, I am really good at doing that
I am just on the 'get reviews back from co-authors' part
I am going to call you Smiles every time I see that name
I do say so!
I should cease existing, huh?
NOT YOU FAGGOT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I'd very much prefer you didn't.
A waiting game eh
heckin' heck off, nerd.
ur welcome bby
You can cuck me with my new boyfriend if you want.
THEN WE CAN BE EVEN
Which one? Chris? I will have to pass.
OD'd on (You)s.
You have to do it so our friendship can stay intact.
for me plase :(
Then fix it!!
and a "make it sound like how they want it' game
Chris, want to do naughty things?
Thats a lot better.
I wanna explosion inside u
sick reference bro
there is literally nothing about my name that should make you want to call me that.
Crawling in my skiiiiiin
I WILL NOT BE PART OF THIS VICIOUS CUCK CYCLE ANYMORE.
*cums on your face*
Do you often find your own ramblings nearly incoherent but people seem to like it somehow?
Okay, I did it.
that is a better spot to be, tho!
it reminds me of what Smiles was doing when she was with with Archives
It may just be me tho
WHy do people always go user when they post that?
I am good at making things sound sciency
"America, addicted to heroin and cuckholdry" - BBC, 2nd January 2017, 7:22am.
Do you feel better now?
I feel so much better now.
KEEP IT I DON'T WANT IT
yeah keep it wide open
I am not smiles. smiles is not here. you know who I am, use the right name please kthanks.
Thanks for doing that me !
*chu~* You're the best
I am satisfied with the outcome.
omg I forgot the "for"
not sure. I don't know what happened to her either. Last I knew, Tsuchi was talking to her all the time.
I know. He doesn't care at the moment, but I should anyhow.
Give me 2 hours fot cat tie picture
What did you do ?
Lots of words with minimal content but at least you covered any other interpretations!
I want it all~
Making me owo
it looks so soft
ill remind when I get home!
The fuzzies laziest cat
I am just going to believe that she found a boyfriend she stuck with and is living happily ever after
You are a good partner!
nothing, time makes things better
eh, that tends to get your wrists slapped
the people who can condense it get a lot of props
I'm off to bed.
Yeah I can only hold a grudge for like 3 years and then I stop caring.
She quit whwn it was revealed she was a massive slut who was cheating on tsuchi
It's a balance!
I'm going to put it away for now because tsuchi isn't here to annoy with it.
I'll give it all to u bby
the pupil of your eye can expand up to 45% when looking at something you love. 'w'
Hahahaha top mem
How Cuppers bean?
jk, I've been fine. how about you?
SHUT UR MOUTH
:3 abuse me mommy
I've been good, but back2work2soon4lyfe
I thought you meant feeling better about squirrel
I don't really have any grudges at the moment
I wasn't here for that drama
but doesn't surprise me
but that is a weird character now!
I'm going to neglect you instead.
work is good though. make that cash monies.
you're a weird character.
I am, but what of it?!
I was actually talking to darwin.
We never link each other when we have conversation for whatever reason.
Is that taiga being a lewd loli