What's going on in this burd thread?

CupcakexLuka OTP

Only a truck will tell.

how do i attract such a diverse crowd
promise free iPads?

mad every day that that fucking truck didn't finish the job

what else do you do?
:)

what can I do to fix everything

expand on the question

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Just drive through a pride parade or Holocaust memorial.

Cuppers dont give a truck

Post hands.

oh sorry grim, was that too edgy for you? guess next time I'll make a post about tearing off a tranny's skin when I see their penis.

Just let it go in one ear and out the other.

13g that is.

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no.
dont think youre not good enough for this world
ever

I highly treasure our friendship
and you as well

13g, when a twelve gauge just isn't enough.

b-but my nails are pretty long and its kinda embarrassing

I'm just gonna be over here laughing on the outside and dying on the inside.

13 grams is the weight of a .45 round.

Cucpake should just fucking kill themselves tbh

Post it so I can laugh at you-gara.

where else could you be besides threads and sleeping and eating and
what else happens to cup cake that we dont know that goes on with you when you're not threading and
where are you at when not here and siting somewhere we don't while posting and
do you do other things beside computer?

googles says 15g.

I can't take a picture with no hands!

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Grain varies by manufacturer.
Most is 12-13 with heavier grains being 15.

oh oh. mainly just video games. occasional eating. hygiene gets its time to shine every day at some point.

I don't care.

JUST ACCEPT THE FACT THAT YOU MIGHT BE OPEN TO THE IDEA OF FUCKING A PERSON WITH A DICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ur mom varies by manufacturer

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will one hand work??

BUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ISNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Grim, make a post stating you'd fuck a tranny

Your DICK varies by manufacturer.
Because you're a FtM.

KILL YOURSELF WITH THIS DICK

You almost hit that mark when you talked about collecting womens' torsos.

I will take this.

you never leave your house to go anywhere?
just eternally in your house doing those things only?

do you want me to tell my hand to strike a pose?

Make your hand look like a DIRTY SLUT

shit. how'd you figure out my secret. I'm a real girl tm

lewd.

that's just a hobby test will you fucking LET IT GO

not if I don't have to. leaving the house doesn't interest me.

for the most part, yes. I spend my days on the internet, playing vidya, and just generally existing.

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I thought you'd be more offended at me saying you have a VAGINA.

work time
see you soons

I do have a pussy. a boipussy. teehee.

miss you already. bye scoots.

It is okay if you would. We will not judge. Publicly at least.

Or go to bed

gay af

that's the idea, yes.

...alright.
i still like you know matter what you think!
i think ur a great character.
you're a somebody to all of us here~
you exist.

Stop, children. What's that sound?

i-is it slutty enough

God I wish that were me.

It will do.

Why do you have such girly hands? Aren't you a guy?

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EE GADS

Existing is the sincerest form of flattery.

how is it girly?!!
I take pride in my man hands

well thanks luka. that's kind of you to say.

look at this net, that I just found. when I say go, get ready to throw.
'

In my desperate attempt to survive this horror, I have made many mistakes, and trampled many others. I am not sorry. I will be destroyed.

To affirm my solidarity, I will say this. Even under the highest levels of inebriation, even under the effects of the most furious raging of testosterone, I will not engage in any sexual contact with anyone with a penis, no matter what they exclaim their sexuality or gender to be.

Holy shit trim your nails.

Put you're secretly a women trapped in a mans body.

Senators, congressmen, please heed the call.

right, because you'll kill them when you see the penis.

Good job. Super proud.

congress and the senate are a bunch of queers.

I keep my fingernails long for multiple reasons
and the only time I cut them is for buttplay

NO I'm a dude stop trying to change me with your constructs!

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moar cute anime pics
cupcake must stick around animus moar then! ♥

To prevent such an occurrence from taking place
I shall be steadfast

Unless they turn the penis into a vagina, right?

I'M QUOTING 1960s LYRICS BECAUSE I AM THAT BORED AND/OR INTOXICATED.

I HAVE LAID TNT WITHIN THE IDEA ITSELF AND DESTROYED IT

IT IS NO MORE

NOT EVEN THEN

what if you didn't know and only found out after, grim?

k

how about a threesome mmf

this is the gayest mental gymnasticest shit ive ever read
literally fucking the trap would have been less gay than the extent to which you've gone in an attempt to reaffirm your heterosexuality

I would take complete steps to prevent this.

You must really be getting turned on now.

You're 17 and you don't get to pick your gender yet.

aw jeeze I just started pastry and I can feel the sleepies overhwelemning me

you're so deep in the closet you've passed all the presents and started finding snow because you're in fucking narnia.

oh. that's dumb. you're dumb.

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but its a VAGINA

but what if you didn't know? are you gonna blood test every girl you want to fuck for the rest of your life?

THIS HAS TAKEN HOURS TO DO DUDE.
BUT IT'S DONE AND IT'S MINE YES.

meow

I like this.

I'm still coming down

you know how when you have to do something you sometimes say it in your head

or creating an image of a goal

this is it

it works

the latter half of your statement made 0 sense though

there is no closet
its gone

ITS NOT A REAL VAGINA

IT IS EXTREMELY EASY TO TELL
EVEN POST OP

I don't get to pick my gender but I agree with the legal documents saying I am a MALE

dont fall asleep or you will have cold and HARD and STIFF pastries

this happens to me all the time

nyan

lol okay bro

whatever helps you sleep at night homo

okay but what if they actually managed to trick you?

GRIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IS NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm changing what it says.

They clearly made a mistake.

Its real.

Alright, mister "spooning dudes isn't gay"

its a lie

gatita

Down on the corner, out in the street, Willy and the Poor Boys are playing. Putting nickels at their feet.

Your life is a lie.

I'll put nickles at ur feet all night long

i'm probably about 80% straight but even that is less gay than the amount of denial you're in right now

saturday is new years

guess I need to get drunk

It's time to just accept it and come out of the closet.
We won't judge you. We'll accept you as the winged homosexual you are.

should i eat?
should i youtube?
should i... uhh umm... game?
uhm... or find quizzes to share my results with thread?

what should I do with this information?
This is a revelation beyond my comprehension.

you should do all those things. the world is your oyster, luka.

I would remain disappointingly flaccid throughout the entire night and it would end with me just leaving and just saying, "It's not you; it's me".

do the latter
I wanna see what kinda person you are

ogod I hope not

soft mocha pastels~
and perfect slips on point too ♥

it's not denial

it's just self excision

how would that happen

the world is a lie

You need to come up with a new female name and start acting more girly.

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I guarantee there are some trannies out there that would fly straight through you without you even thinking about it at all

hmm... oyster
kinda okay... not as flavourful as i'd hoped.

which kind?

I mean it would be a bit weird if you got hard from that activity.

these two are amazing together

what is that supposed to mean

that happens in private
this is "praying the gay away" but you're doing it in the park for some reason

so you prayed away the gay? nice. good job man.

I DON'T KNOW HOW ELSE TO TAKE SUCH OBJECTIFICATION OF YOU HURL POCKET CHANGE AT ME.

my pastries can be revived with a microwave, but you can tell how lifeless they are

when do I get one of them vagina things

bdsmtest.org/

or whatever you want

well that's a shame. clams are nice in chowders at least.

gonna make it hail, bby.

I willed it away

youtube.com/watch?v=ZzlgJ-SfKYE

its good

Once you get enough semen stored inside of you, your penis will start to shrink and turn into a vagina.

Vishnu purges the gay.

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I eat pretty dry but soft pastries but I getit

what was the upset between manka and grim
was it manaka getting gold on league

Why

What's the point

The big bang was gods cum

it doesnt make a difference where I do it

So I dont end up strangling someone in the future

yeah they go better with other stuff! ^_^
i kinda want them in butter and rice and uhmm... i unno other flavours?

you'll need to sell your secret to all those poor repressed gays who are raised in a religious house who end up killing themselves because of the inner turmoil tearing them up their entire life.

seriously. the shit you're saying at this point is just downright ignorant in the extreme. if you're so homophobic that you have to go to such lengths to explain to a bunch of internet people that you "super aren't gay bro" then I have nothing but pity for you.

Gimme shelter from Jesus' ejaculate.

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You're made from it.

noice.

I'll eat ur clams

How are these correlated at all

This is vaguely upsetting.

see
That's actually the best Rolling Stones song.

gimme shelter is one of my personal favorites from them. I think I like "sympathy for the devil" more though.

where do I store it?
I'm unsure of any compartments in my body

that was fast!

quotev.com/quiz/4031466/What-type-of-Dere-are-you

do you like the sweet kinds? I like the ones that make me feel filled with warm gooeyness

i'll cook u nice ones in good food dishes and stuff
:)

Because I'm an edgy fuck, parts of Sympathy for the Devil has been a part of various profiles over the years.

thanks luka.

I love that this is information I now know.

yus sweet ones are the best

Your boy womb

denial af

yeah?
mileage varies by person.

I'm terminating the beginnings of this before they take root.

The difference here is I'm making an active effort by myself.

People that have it forced on themselves have way worse luck with it.

It's homophobic if I push this kind of stuff onto others. I don't have an issue with gays, hell you're gay and you're one of my better friends. But I have a full right and domain over my mind and body. What I do to myself has no effect on you.

ctrl f blood

there's no reason to make such a big deal out of it.

what kinda sweet do you like? personally I hate tarty ones but creamy ones are good.

how can i have one of those if im a 'girl'

Pleased to meet you.

I just made one post. Everyone else is blowing it up.

?

*hugs bird kindly*

hope you guessed my name.

you couldn't kill a piece of chicken thrown at your face

You're mid transition or something.

I like creamy like custard stufs custard is AMAZING

[name]ie.

you have the power to not reply to people's posts. like what I will do starting now. there's really no way for me to express it properly, but the things you are saying are highly offensive to someone who has gone through what I have as far as figuring this shit out for myself.

har har har

it has bone in it! >_

i wonder wat feather feels like...

youtube.com/watch?v=L5V9nK7-OkM

OH MY GOD

MY POST WAS OFFENSIVE TO YOU?

HOLY SHIT

WE HAVE TO REPORT IT RIGHT NOW!
WE CAN'T STAND FOR THIS

TAKING OFFENSE TO A POST SHOULD NEVER EVER HAPPEN
NOT IN THE UTOPIAN SINGLE MINDED HUGBOX THAT IS /lewd/ Holla Forums!!!

GOD FORBID SOMEONE IGNORED MY COMMENT

wow thats pretty scary!
I got tsundere but I dont feel like it

I don't want to be a girl
girls don't have dicks to pleasure with

warm oily moist ticklish

Literally it.

No. Being gay will not make you violent. You will not kill a tranny. You will not see red. You are being edgy because you think you're tough and you're going to kill the gay with the tough.

Stop this machismo fucking posturing. It's pointless, laughable, and damn near offensive in its self-righteousness.

Mayadere

You are the Mayadere. A mayadere is sort of like a tsundere, except more dangerous and scary. They would be that character that wanted to kill the protagonist in the beginning but then later on falls in love with them and turns tsundere-ish. They are a mixture of tsunder and yandere, an in between. Mayadere comes from "maya", which is like "tsuntsun" but more aggressive, and "deredere", meaning sweet, lovestruck, and/or "lovey-dovey".

this is stupid

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You will learn to like it.

You bust my balls all the time.

Is being able to emulate a southern singing voice fairly well a point of pride or shame?

pretty easy thing to figure out tbh

oh I like these guys they did that song "it ain't me"

ya that test was weirdly simple

Find a better quizz!~ ^ ^ ♥

eww...oily?

rawr i'm evil

little of column a, little of column b.

Do you know that 100%?
I know I don't.
That's why I don't even want it to come to that in the first place.

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arre u gonna bust grim sum moar?
:o

me and you are similar!

FORTUNATE SON.
EVEN THOUGH THEY'RE FROM CALIFORNIA.

No matter how drunk I've been in calls with people, I've always managed to suppress ever intentionally having a southern accent.

I didn't see what you got.

no. it's not worth it. some people are too ignorant to understand when people try to explain things to them.

yeah, I ain't no fortunate son is one of the lines in "it ain't me"

well that's good. it's good to shove down your heritage and things about yourself that make you you, like our dear closeted edgelord friend.

i got same

this is making me uncomfortable already and I dont like it

I don't know how to look for quizzes :p

and yes feathers get oily unless you give them lots of care and grooming
but the oil is healthy so you shouldn't strip it

Why would it

Why would being gay turn you into a violent maniac

Holy shit stop being this edgy, I'm begging you

My accent is extremely neutral in speaking because I grew up in one of the largest cities in the country but if I'm around that, I'll unintentionally stop mirroring their speech since I grew up around them on holidays.
It's just pronounced on certain words like "oil" being pronounced "ul" and roof being "ruf" instead of a long u song.

at least you can agree to disagree with them and still like each other despite differences of opinions an stuff?

find more for me to answer plz so i can show you kew results!

how..... do you.... groom... a feather :\

this one was edgy

quotev.com/quiz/8928544/Which-Demon-Wants-Your-Soul

Because it wouldn't work for me.
Cannot and will not imagine myself like that.

a slight southern accent sounds pretty nifty in my opinion. nothing too heavy, just certain words.

that's typically how it works with adults, yes.

Fine

girls are gross anyways

im still filling out the bdsm one
its long ;_;

I think the best way to groom a feather is to get a rubber glove and rub on it really hard, then put it in the oven preheated at 450 and cook for 15 minutes 300

you arent gross!

Part of my "job" at one point was translating someone from the bayou area to subs since I was the only person at the company that had been extensively around Cajuns.

that's moderately amusing.

its to late

you've already crushed me

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so grim's gay?

It was great.
He'd yell indiscriminately to (mostly) Mexican subcontractors so my job was basically "translate swamprat into English to someone who'd then yell it Spanish at subs".

I'm as gay as you are female

stop copying me

so you're gay

am I compatible with anyone?

Did I beat the final boss?

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maybe some haven't learned how to act like one completely yet?
give them time?

still? wow...

eww... sounds bad.

no u

copying me! >:O
lol

so you're basically a bitch boy

ask for someone named Darwin, he'll take good care of you

That's fine. But you don't need to say "I'm so fucking scared I'm gonna murder a transgirl qqqq". That's insane.

God dammit.

we still love you

But I actually am.

I can talk about all the times where I've snapped and hurt people but all I expect are hurr durr made up stories edgy memelord the weak deserve to die and all that shit

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mayb you should work on not being violent

instead of not being gay

Or he could just do what everyone else here does: acknowledges they're not just some "prison gay" and that they're no 100% heterosexual and move the fuck on.
You can even not act of that less than 100% homosexuality without being edgy or self loathing.

Probably

But I did it first

I have.
I nearly always exit or defuse the situation before it gets to that point. Hell, I've prevented it from happening twice this year. Are you proud of me?

I get distracted easily but I never got pills for it

playbuzz.com/sydniesilver10/these-10-words-will-predict-your-2016#half

could you do it for me im lazy

please degrade me

you sure did.

find a another quizz and see if we get somethign different on it this time.

n

Show me your butt and then I'll show my friends so we can laugh at you.

its your turn to find one

no because you very clearly hate yourself

and if it gets to the point where you NEED to stop yourself it's because you're externalising it

i want you to be happy grim

why are you asking for cp

Oh god I woke up so late ;_;

oh god i woke up

for some reason I think this test is incorrect

im too comfy to move what about something easier

Oh I forgot

did you forget to turn the nozzle all the way

I told you guise grim is a murdered tbh

pills?

what

I have always had issues with a temper since birth

it runs in the family

why would I hate myself

I'll admit I've used the momentum of my anger to get myself out of depression

But I don't see the self loathing

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Write "ban" on your knee instead.

where should i look?

:O

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Luka will Dominate Vylee

like the adderall kinds

do you think that quiz was incorrect too?

woah your percentage placement has a wide range

sorry but I dont think we are compatible

still too much effort

The website that the other tests are on.

what draw

Just like do whatever you feel like then.

:O
oh noes

playbuzz.com/gigglebuzz10/which-spiritual-master-do-you-think-like

luka fuck off

cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/203560236588466177/264344976442392578/252490_screenshots_20161014001915_1.jpg

but from the savage's point of view.

It's a small cave in a hill, converted into a dwelling with sheet metal and a metal door.

anyone have better drawing suggestions than grim's

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loco doesn't want to draw your shitty videogame

i'unno why it's not 100%

hmm

Cripling depression.

I think this test is a little wrong.

I am NOT like jesus.

mhm

does the source matter

it's a landscape
a basic one too

you can add w/e you like

want mine?

i dont wanna be jesus unless i get unlimited wine

im feeling too oppressed to do that

its okay I dont need them since I wont be productive anyways

it's fucking boring

buddha was a lazy neet beggar too

what will you be?

Krishna

lmao i am Krishna

words cannot describe my fury.

new nicknames for you
but i prob can't use them

it will help you with point of view.

fuck off

neat

You're shit at being oppressed too.

You still just sit around and do nothing.

Are you good at anything ?

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i don't wanna be strangled

tell me them anyways~

i am spirit master!

playbuzz.com/briantracey10/only-creative-people-can-pass-this-iq-test

Draw Shinji but mentally broken

*triggered*

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i dont think i will be anything if i keep this up

more MORE

No ♪

okay, mistress!

what?

>///<
woah!

Grim

I'm sorry this is happening to you

what is "this"

CHANGE

life

huh... almost perfect opposites

thanks archives

nothing has changed
more preventative measures have been put in place

Test

more doors for the closet

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who could have forseen this

the closet has been blown to smithereens

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payback for the time you sat on me

r ur parents okie wit it

new.

aishiteru

i will probably amount to nothing and die young

don't think I want to make tranny house 2.0 tbh

I need sane roommates that can handle their own shit without me needing to step in

You are in love with me ?

You're a tranny.

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