How many of you actually know how to cook

You are BAD at Vayne.

...

...

like

can you pull of a solid dinner

not some dumb eggs and rice

im talkin MEATS

chillin
thinking about waking up early tomm to run along and buy a pound of jerky lol

No you've just been kind of a dick to me lately so go away

Yes.

Darwin can only cook eggs and cereal.

I really need to step up my screencap game, I have like one folder and it's a small trek folder of like 3 seasons

I can kind of cook.

He sure can burn relationships though.

so.... you cook lots?

Why dont you just make it?

pffffffffffft

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meat is fucking easy

learn to cook something once and you can easily cook the same thing again if you're not retarded, and you get better every time

tbh if you can't cook meat you need to re-evaluate your life

You should re-evaluate your life regardless.

spices are expensive
I dont have a charcoal grill

I'm going to get a small one this summer.

you can buy a jar of any kind of spice for like a dollar

yes I have cooked for my sister and I for like since I was 14 or something

Nigger, what?

holy shit Oobles

I think you need some Tampax pearls in your life lmao

Oh shit that's actually really cheap

Yeah kinda, but if you think about it in the long run this shit has lasted me a good while
Besides I make decent money so why not treat myself once in a while?

I want to go pearl diving with Oobles if you know what I mean.

Mhmm, plus you're degen af so you spend a lot of time on it :^)

this sounds like period anal beads tbh

I would if that even happened to me.
Good try though I guess. Do you like Fish or something?

cool

you need a lot for jerky

what are you gonna grill

well the jerky im gonna buy is asian jerky
they super slow grill it at like 120f to dry it out

if I ever want to pass as a non-tranny I should probably learn things about tampons and pads

there's a reason jerky is expensive as fuck

Burgers.

a lot of the weight is lost from the meat too when its dried so just by weight alone its super expensive

no weiners?

...

Among other things but too lazy for those.

I still haven't gotten my steak.

I will cook for you, you don't need to do more than eggs and cereal.

Do you faggots not have an older sister or something?

I've had to go buy those for her when she was sick

I never knew there were so many tampons out there

Wow pls no bully
Its crazy how many normies get so amazed by seeing my computer irl and ask me if it's a Mac or a Alienware and I tell them I built it myself and they look at me like Im a fucking genius
Then I laugh and tell them its not even that hard

Not really
No one likes Fish
Everyone knows this, even Fish himself

(Soto)
lol is that MXR mods skyrim boy you're listening to in the background?

(Vylee)
:D
she has freckles~

ty

amazon.com/gp/product/B0090WOCN0/
All you need.

why do you think about it so much though?

new rengar gets 20% more ad for free

neat

I have that same exact controller but it's broken

I had to replace my RAM once and I managed to do that without breaking anything :3

You have to wait like 3 minutes for you to kill everyone though

assassins are anti-fun and the whole reason I hate league

Well, I guess you have to have some sort of agreeable trait to you.

You do not deserve it.

This would be great for shrooms too wouldnt it

What? Why not?

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I killed all 5 of them in the first 2 - 3 minutes and then had 160 ad.

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10/10 video game, much counterplay, very LP gainz

Yes, that's why I said you have to wait 3 minutes while you kill them all.

I'm level 24 so its great.

Rare image of 21 yr old Colbs blackout drunk flaunting his money in Little Tokyo

That isn't my rig, it's my friends Manny's
Knowing him it probably was lol

Think about what?

Ive gone through 2 of them already
3rd is already dying again

Ooh look at you
What a big girl

What are your specs anyways?

I hope I do

You have been overly mean.

god-damn d-pad broke

You're.... okay.

Since you first agreed?

Sugoi :3

You're so good :3

:3

Good question. I know it was recently upgraded but I'm not too sure what's actually in it cause I didn't do it myself~

Lewd mods for skyrim lmao
at least the computer has pretty lights.

usually when someone complains that something doesn't take skill in a game after it beats them it's cause said person doesn't have the skill to do beat it and not much more. for example it's not symmetra that is at fault for me dying to her, it's that I should've kept range and out played the guy. I mean it helps that she's kinda op but even the most op character is still sort of held to the limits of the player vs the other player

good answer

Not unless you call mixing shit that smells, looks and tastes nice together. I can bake though.

I don't feel bad because everyone is a gold smurf and rages when they lose.

Yes.

...

I'm Soto

Oh wow, you don't even know the specs
Fucking normie
How can you be such a nerd and not even know what you're running
Just as long as it runs Osu and plays anime amirite? lmao

You would know about that you fkn slut

He got VERY upset last night.

i'm too busy watching TheAnimeMan and his spooky maid cafe adventure!

He is always like that. I do not play much with him because of it.

Such as?

Wow, I'm jealous of your skill,

I don't know how to assemble it so I don't know what's in it :3
I know it's one of the 1000 Nvidia cards though.

Pretty much, as long as I get to play League, osu!, SC2, Guild Wars, and whatever shitty Korean moe MMO I'm fine.

"Useless."

Its pretty much like legos
At least your shit is fine though

Learn how to put em together just incase your motherboard fries you know how to fix it, or else youre fucked.

Or does your niisan or otousan do it for you?

O-okay
night i guess

nini

Don't let the bedbugs bite, etc.

Cry me a river.

Daddy does :^)

I only have an older sister.

That is what I am pretending to do right now. Is it working?

I really fucking hope I don't need to upgrade my PSU to get a 1060

Are you drowning yet?

I hope it's your actual Daddy lmao

Reminds me of an old friend of mine who built his gf a decent PC for her bday, she then proceeded to accidentally crash his car then cheated on him with some guy
Worst part is he bought her a better gfx card than he had, poor guy

Did you two fight alot when you were younger?

I am literally dead right now.

Then yes, it's working great.

Yeah, of course.

Ouch, rip. What a bitch.

Yeah, we still fight all the time :^)

And its why you don't play with me too.

Be glad you have my death as compensation for not delivering the steak.

I play with you, though.

how old? Is she canadian too? Does she have a penis?

I like to pretend.

I would have preferred the steak.

steak is nice

god damn, gotta get a new PSU too

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Well that's pretty cool actually

I'm like the only guy who knows about computers in this goddamn household, I'm showing my little brother and he's catching on quick. My imouto and older sis ain't about that life though.

Yeah man, these hoes ain't loyal
She even beat him up too, this dude was just too beta

No way, dude thats crazy.
Over what though? Like me and my sis rarely fight now but back when I was a kid she would call me Skinny Bone Jones or Tony Bologna and I would rage so fucking hard, I dunno why though
I was fucking 8 for fucks sake

...

I have bootleg doritos too

not pastry?!
:o

Because I'm loud and she always has headaches and sleeps like the fucking Princess and the Pea.

...

...

...

WHAT THE SHIT

Oh so she's the grandiose onee-chan who needs her beauty sleep but then there's you in the room right next to hers who's raging over Osu or Leeg and your REEEEEEE's wake her up and she probably talks shit on you and you get pissed

Is she a normie?

My sister always would try to provoke me and say its no wonder why I dont get laid since Im always on my computer and never went out
I'd usually just call her fat or comment on how she got knocked up and ruined her life lol

you sweet summers child

...

kinda a good trolling webm

Well past 11pm I'm really only watching anime.
But if I get up to get a snack or to use the washroom I'm definitely waking her up and she'll bitch.

Yeah, she's a normie.

its fucking alarming

wait, what

...

Knew it.

...

Why is that even a tag?

I want someone on another thread to see it but he's in bed. I'mma ask him if he will allow that from his waifu.

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Holy shit how do you live like that?
That like worse than living with grandparents, thank god mine are heavy sleepers.
Niggas wont even wake up when there are earthquakes

Oh wait.
Do you share the same room?
If you do then yeah, you're at fault fam

lol does she make fun of you for watching anime?

somebody tell me about your day

We don't even sleep on the same floor :^)

Not really.

lol wtf
Sounds like she just likes to bitch at you
Maybe she's just the onee-chan type who likes to bully her imouto
How old is she anyways?

I get made fun of by my whole goddamn family cause I watch this shit
How the fuck

A year older than me.

I dunno, my dad doesn't really care for it but my mom and sister don't really care at all.

can this meme just die?

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i woke up
i opened thread
i posted
i ate some lasagna
i played games with nezumi

Lewd

Oh, no fucking wonder
You guys are pretty much the same age
I thought she was a bit older

My onee-chan is 29 already and Im 24
so there's a decent gap between us

Ironically my Grandma hates any kind of asian, and it just so happens that I like anime which they speak Japanese so she would always talk down on me so much when I'd watch it so I would always hide in my room, lock the door, and watch anime with headphones
My older sis wouldnt care much and just tease me about jacking off to anime porn but that was about it
I got my little brother into it and my younger sis thinks its weird but she watched fruits baskets lmao

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dude your life is awesome you have an onee-chan that ridicules you for jerking it to anime porn

...

Yeah, it's like a year and 4 months apart or some shit.

Whenever I watch anime on an airplane my mom will ask what cartoon I'm watching and then she'll ask if they're speaking English cause she sees the subtitles lmao

y-your sister is really cute

>ywn have an older sister that says "don't you want to be with a real woman" and drags you to her room

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sounds nice

>ywn be tied to the bed while your neesan mocks you for being a weeb and calls you otouto

I want to find a pic of me and my sis so I can compare how the two of us look alike

I cant find any though lmao

Being bullied by your older sister is not fun at all

Oh that's not too bad
Is she the favorite or are you the favorite?
That's the real question

Nowadays I honestly dont care what anyone says about anime cause Im a grown ass man, so sometimes I'll blast weeb music in the living room and my grandma will say something along the lines of "Otra vez vas a empezar con tus pinches canciones chinas" which roughly translates to
"Don't you fucking start with your damn chinese songs again"
My grandma has a very bad pottymouth, you can see where I get it from

She still tells me to grow up and stop watching cartoons to this day lmaooooo

That is not normal
Incest is gross as shit and siblings are annoying af sometimes
People who usually are really into incest are only children cause they dont know how annoying it is actually having a sibling

I HAVE 4

I have a brother and yeah he annoyed the fuck out of me when we were kids but now we're best of friends

Don't be that guy.
Don't watch anime in public, have anime phone backgrounds, etc.
Just don't.

whats it like having a sister in a 4 year gap
it doesnt seem big enough for her to be disconnected from you but the gap is kinda big

also no im not incestuous

It's like having an older sibling

Im so glad my little brother is growing up to be a handsome normie who isn't a weeaboo faggot

Though he still watches anime with me :^)

Nah man, have you seen how I dress and what I do?
Only place I can weeb out is either at home or at my friends house

Or at anime cons

does he support you with the whole IM A GIRL STUCK IN A GUYS BODY PLS HALP

Nigga it isnt any different tbh
Shes a bit older/mature, thats about it
She's really open about everything too so I can talk to her about anything

it is
but now my finger are cold.

when the noodles are so tight they end up too heavy for the fork

fingers*

yes he's a normal person

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that must be nice
my sister is a fucking adult and she treats maturish talks like its the plague

the weight is probably attributed to the densely packed noods

How old is your sis?
Post pics

doesnt seem like it lol

so the reason brock kept talking to jenny and joy was because he wanted to fug or

Yes.

younger than you
I dont keep pics of 3d people

is brock like 30 hanging out with 10 year olds

22?

Nigga go snap a pic of your sis rn
post results

I need to learn from him

he's a pretty average guy. smonks wed, into sports, chef at a big resteraunt, likes his girls blonde, almost dated amanda knox, you know, normal.

Brock watches pokemon have sex for a living.

shes too innocent for your perverted legal drinking age eyes

Digimon is better.

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Suck my Digidick

Is she a weeaboo too?

the digimon kaiser is kind of smoking

...

she doesnt mind it and watches a few good series but shes more koreaboo like

Now I really need to jack off to your sister

When he is actually the digimon kaiser or without the edgy costume?

the universe is cruel indeed
our needs tend to go unsatisified

I know how to cook
And I beat the level in fire emblem that I was stuck on

both

Ask her if she's down to marathon Boys Over Flowers with you

post butt

Pedo.

He says, with a straight face.

...

Oh, yeah, I am a girl now.

do you kdrama? I can't find the appeal since im too busy jerking it to 2d

No I'm too sleepy

brock is 13

Then sleep.

Yeah a bit
2D gets boring after a while
Kdramas are cheesy af but still enjoyable to watch
Sorta like Mexican Novelas but with better looking women

I'm betting half of you guys would call the traps here she irl and are just meming on here

They are legitimately unwatchable garbage. I dated someone whose mother watched them and I honestly felt like killing myself when they were playing.

Insomnia plus I've been playing ds
I'll pass out soon enough

I still dress like a guy about 80% of the time and when I don't I look like a dyke at best

it kind of makes sense how he gets shut down so often thenn

I always thought it was because he is brown.

well I mean you can't expect to get "she"d if you don't pass

Take drugs to sleep like a normal, functioning person.

I have made people mad at me irl for not using correct pronouns

Then I just hit them with the "well you were born a ____ so I'm not wrong, ya know"

They rage so fkn hard its so lolz

They are trash tho
that is a fact

...

I'm trying

The only shit I have right now would put me out until dinner time

From a Fish to a Ethy (pre-gainz era)

How passable are you?

I have extreme tolerances to sedatives so I sort of just adjust to not sleeping.

you literally can't insult me on this, I haven't been clocked without telling someone directly in 2 years. it's like you're trying to insult me by calling me a nigger when I'm white.

I've listened to this on repeat for like an hour.

Fuck if I know what those idiots look like

This just kinda lingers in my system whether or not I actually sleep and it doesn't feel good like the stuff I had five years ago

wow

Do you think i'm passable?

Would you date a darky?

fuck, I pass without makeup, most real girls can't even do that. if I actually bothered doing my makeup ever I'd probably be a solid 8/10

really need to fix my chin though

and somehow train myself to not have crazy eyes

this is from yesterday

Wait, I just remembered...

Disregard that question.

Pic of you passing without make up

...

I've kind of been on a multitude of classes of them and they've always just made me paranoid beyond belief. I don't like the feeling.

You are beautiful, no matter what we say.
Words can't bring you down.

Social justice dart frog

I do not understand this meme

is it my hair?

Fish you look like you stole shreks fucking nose.

my dad is a fucking australian jew okay I was kinda fucked from the start

I'm getting reduction in the future

Yes

You're holding me up so high.

oh right I have the period red hair that wacko sjw's use

cute

...

It's all ogre now.

I don't know if this is further shitty song lyrics.

also my cheekbones are so god damn rediculous I look like a fucking smurf if I smile to big

gnar

Its from my heart

those manhands tho

Don't break my heart, my achy breaky heart.

You look like a friend of mine who joined the navy

His heart has already been crushed by his daughter.

I'd fuck Hannah Montana era Miley.
Not even gonna lie.

Howling Abyss joined the lobby
Howling Abyss left the lobby

The 13 year old one ?

awoo

Who is that ?

He has the name of the aram map

She's older than me slightly so it's k.

some original guy

Same.

Do you know him ?

._.

got it frum loot box

i came in here to shitpost and instead my eyes have been assaulted by a """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""passing"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" toad faced tranny

...

lets play more together :)

whattttt

Nothing.

hi axel rose

Don't be a bigot.
He's a girl, shitlord.

...

Well, the authority on trannies has spoken.

n

youtube.com/watch?v=FAbmu30M2hk

Real music.

chen is off to put some clothes on you

...

Shit.

real.... shit music*

ftfy

Giga is the ultimate gatekeeper.

Also I never even heard of the fucking term "gatekeeper" until this mentally diseased ridden faggot kept telling me his pronouns were "her" and "she".

They kept telling me to stop being their gatekeeper. I actually thought they were just rambling crazily until I looked it up.

make sc2 webms of me destroying your armies.

Loosen up a little, old man.

Live a little.

...

nezumi sooo pro! ♥
:D

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OWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

INSANE GERMANS

challenjour

Idont need to I can destroy my own army just fine fangz

Trannies are sub-human.

It's a good kind of pain.

Look, she's enjoying it.

you cuck

...

this looks weird but it probably feels amazing tbh

that said german porn is fucking weird as fuck

*hufs*
i had pastry for breakfast!

They were at one point. Until they mutilated their penis.

i will not be clothed

put some pants on

...

i don't have one. not sure how it feels.

dunno

clothes are for suckers anyway

They don't have to. They end up killing themselves either way. These people are just not right in the head.

...

Grim does not like to be reminded that there is a penis involved.

Delete my post.

holy shit you look like death mff

I'd still give you a hug tho

I really shouldn't have cut my hair, doesn't even go down to my nips anymore, used to go down to my waist

Grim is an arab
its okay

...

McKill yourself

You know that voice that tells you not to do things because it would be bad to do them?

i got beat up by the constant snow

Okay Mr. Attention Whore.

I say this as I post 75% nekkid

yes, what about it

I think mine went mute.

Am I on a path to self destruction

Not destruction, just acceptance of your latent homosex.

Who in the hell would post while not fully clothed?

I believe that's a sin.

Hey encourage my shit music taste please.

I think like everyone here is.

ahaa I had pastries not for bwwakafeast but RIGHT NOW

...

this nigga had dinner

at 8am in the morning

neru

answer me this

how many kilos

Not me. I'm posting with two layers on actually.

Kinda more proof this place is full of sinners though.

2 fukkin short

I grew this shit out for 3 years and I'm back to like 1 year status

I would say yes, but I have faith that some things changed.

post succ face

mine had your fave custard in it and strawberry and was flaky and slight buttery
:O

less than __

idkk if strawberry fits in pastry

stop you fucking dirty animal

strawberry sweet an tasty flavor~
made it yummy

I feel like
it'll get to the point where I'm about to engage intercourse with a trans person
possibly from here even
and I see the penis
and I mentally snap
I see red
and I open my eyes to a dead tranny

that will be the end of me if I keep it up

Wau

Wau

>w<

*pets* ♥

Just accept the penis, Grim.

And if you want it inside your soul
Just open up your heart
Let the penis take control

...

like
I'm totally dominant/top

I could not imagine myself even letting a woman ride my face let alone allowing a penis near me

And under the lights when everything goes
Nowhere to hide when the penis is close
When it moves, well, you already know
So just imagine, just imagine, just imagine...

this is the only appropriate item I could find in my room

I really need to get a dildo

Did you like my healing ?

the madman

It might be different if the situation presents itself.

I've sucked bigger tbh

I know 100% it would not

lol
a fuzzy relaxed donkey

you healed neru so good
:) mhm
im impressed

i'm now a rael girl.

Then why carry on with the flirtations?

my dick is so angry, all the time.
if things do not resist it, it pushes further

I'll get my friend to take a video of me sucking his dick next time I meet with him

...

you'll probably enjoy that

*eats the apple slice*
kewl

how thoughtful of you

i think it's an ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS actually

games today maybe yay...

What if you did not have to see it at all?

soft doggies~

I learned to aha from manaka

...

LIKE THE '80S BAND OR WHAT?

god damn I'm in a lewd mood now I really want to post a vid of me sucking a dick

nooo no taking on anything

just aha

...

well
I still wouldnt put it in anyones ass

the thought of that horrifies me

...

You know, I never noticed when you dropped the "I's" too.

...

this raises the question of how many hotdogs I could fit in my mouth

I think I replaced them with Iam

chu and ish are long gone

:)
happy dog

you-gara

Do u think i'm a girl ?

I think trannies are not that fond of it either.

Some day I will make you use periods.

idk lol

everyone is a boy on the innertubes until proven otherwise

putting things in their ass or not putting things in their ass

they make stuff sound so rude

I am provably a girl, Darwin has seen my vagina.

W O W

...

I've only taken one dick in the ass but it just felt like I really had to shit

probably maybe

gay

The former.

Worse than all caps?

thats veri scare and i cannot determine a gender from that

if u want?

all caps with PERIODS.

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dont they wanna be fucked to feel like a real woman

would succ

Someone come clean my apartment

Wow, rude much?

I dunno if anal does that for them.

But tranny scum can never be a REAL woman

...

its all you get though

what would do it?

...

nearly pissed myself laughing this boy just fucking falls into the void

okay you are a boy since you couldnt prove otherwise

You pissed yourself in my discord once and then I banned you.

i'm a girl.

...

how many times must we do this
Ban IS A GIRL

...

Not having to settle for having things inserted in there because there is no vagina maybe.

wow

he fell forever into the eternal abyss of dark infinite depth

Them actually being female and having a vagina.
Short of that, mountains of delusions.

...

I haven't been in any animus discord in like 6 months

and when I did I got instabanned

...

❤

wow
what a pro

...

Thank you.

LOL

there are infinite
each person is a different and unique gender that only they can be
because everyone is different.

You deluded libtard faggastron commies

I realize I'm going to hell at this point but it's best to enjoy the ride.

pretty art make me smile
:)

i like nezumi! he soo kewl

the fuck I was agreeing with you you fucking memer

you looked aggressive in that post
i almost reached for my self defence implement

I am just stating what the science says, stay deluded faggot.

Cupcake is committing MICROAGGRESSIONS against the tranny population.

I wish I had a dollar for every gender. that way I'd have two dollars.

three links to a post from me with nothing else means I agree

are you telling me to submit to your social constructs of gender? what if I believe females are males and males are females??

shit he's right. better delet myself

o i c

OH NO

NOT MICROAGRESSIONS

HOW WILL I EVER ACHIEVE A REAL VAGINA IF PEOPLE DON'T BELIEVE RETARDS WHO SAY THERE'S NOT MALE OR FEMALE

I like him too

You're only 17 so you have to listen to me.

in canada we call em Twoonies

by the way that hilarious quip was brought to you by edgy boy guero. the thing about the dollars and genders that is. not the thing about me deleting myself. just to clarify for you all because I made another post in between the one guero was responsible for and this one explaining the situation as already laid out. thank you for your time.

guero really wanted you all to know that he is the one who said that funny thing.

Mhm

I knew that actually. loonies and twoonies.

You're a retard and male.

r u Eve?

Erase your existence.

*hugs*

...

thanks bro, constructive comment.

thanks luka.

Erase mine too while you're at it.

YOU GOD DAMN PIG FOR NOT ACCEPTING ME AS A CUP OF RAMEN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

O-oh do I get a reward if I do?

For now.

no. you must suffer.

...

...

...

:3 this

wat r u up 2?

adorable! i like it.

yes? are you still here?

returning the favor...

no good.

Unfortunately.

...

...

male is my sex but my gender is female

sex != gender

that's the simplest way I can put it

I'm so sorry.

shush you

Try it and find out.

xd

Fish will always be a man. Its just nature.

...

What?

Desu's really let himself go.

Fish

sex = male

gender = male

brain = damaged

fish come in both genders you fish bigot.

give me commands!

lol u got 666

nice hair~
cute shoes
pretty dress :o

spooky!
are threads making you happy these days?

wat r u planning?

I always saw this image as her blushing and covering her mouth because she's embarassed

...

Help.

...

i really wish i could take the big sleep right about now
and i'm not talking about the salvador dali painting

Yeah it loses some of the effect you so desire

I do not know anymorw

Who is this?

Write "ban" on your feet and post them

Nothing right now

jesus christ nigga are you like 75% clown on your dads side or some shit

Having sex with trannies makes you gay because they are men

Unacceptable.

still collecting new pics of her?
c:

Take as many gays/blacks/trans/Jews/Mexicans as you can with you.

I don't experience happiness. the threads keep me occupied enough when I bother to be here, though.

this image only makes me want to die inside a little bit

nah.

Good, I will be better off without it.

sometimes

i really want to succ right now

me
i turned brown from yard work

genetics and shit
the trade off is my dad only has like 2 teeth so i can enjoy that in the future

well that worked out nicely for all involved.

No its not.

what do you expeireince?

i hope it make u smile too...

pure apathy for the most part.

new thread

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Damn, i was hoping you would KY

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