Bunnythread

I hope the weather freezes your testis and prevents you from reproducing neru

Same.
But I had no friends. ;w;

Lonely bros unite.

whaat

well sortof comfy maybe but fingers are hard to type

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because there is no her

only it

squishy, sticky, onahole, it

*pets*

oh daddy

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Luke smells good irl

I'm meeting the couple I met a couple weeks ago again soon

hopefully this time I don't have to jerk off for like 5 straight minutes in order to cum

really need to get better at fucking to the point where I can cum without jerking off at all, but I barely feel anything anymore, hell, blowjobs barely even make me feel anything. right now the only way I really get pleasure during sex is handjobs because hands are better at hitting the 2 most sensitive spots

You didn't even call no homo on that.

ty for complimenting my son

I don't even know if it's ironic or you actually have a pseudo-incest fetish with the whole mom/dad/son/daughter pet names.

He's a really chill dude though

We went into the Fakku panel and were checking out all the lewd shit and cracking jokes left and right

Why don't you try to be cool like him and post nudes?

incest is best

only if it's between siblings/cousins of similar age though

I used to have the biggest fucking crush on my cousin.

Not anymore, though.

incest is pretty awful

I used to have a crush on my brother, then he got BIG

no man
it's a joke
stop bully me tsuchi GOD can't me and guero just be PARENTS to luke and love him and support him????????

luke is a great person
also because i'm unfortunately not a whore, sorry man, but i mean you're welcome to post your nudes so i can photoshop them onto other people

Never go full homo, Soto.

Your Luka tier English is a testament to the wonderful Canadian education system.

Incest is the only way that people like us get reproduced.

That or bad childhoods.

oh no my typing isn't perfect oh noooooooooo

yeeeeup

I like anime.

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What's wrong with you two?

That's fucked up man

I'll go ask Guero if he will let me give you a go if I give him 5 bucks
That's a little Caesars pizza

I knew I crossed a point of no return when I busted in that traps mouth and his eyes just opened wide
Just like in my doujins fam

Really makes you think.

Some of these posts..

Maybe you should've paid attention in school and not in bathroom stalls.

he's 6'3, used to be jacked, and has a 9/10 face, now he's chubby

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Wouldn't have you any other way.
Now here is a (You), don't spend it all at once.

*autistic screeching*

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make sure you have enough rope to reach you from the ceiling

Find your center. And breathe.

She's kind, and really attractive.
And at the time our relationship was kind of distant.

Now we're a lot closer, and I regularly sit her kids, and her beau is really great, and it just isn't there anymore.

woeful, tsuchi, woeful

no you don't

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0/10

Fair enough. I don't want to catch anything from your dick-wart though, so I'm gonna say no and answer in his place.

You're starting to kind of piss me off tsuchi

Ok there.

i dot u were into dudes

You call yourself an 8/10 so a 9/10 for you is like a 2 for everyone else.

when did I say I was an 8? I'm a 6 at best

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

see

Why did you come out so the opposite?

Im trying fam
I have a date with an actual girl today so there's that I guess

Why did it have to be someone who's related to you anyways?

How do you even know about that, youre fucking new goddamn it lmao

I GOT IT REMOVED
REEEEEEEEEEE

Now I know you're being insincere.

morbid jokes

any news about the thing with the ticket?

how do I find my center

Gender is just a number.

Family is just a number.

I know but there is no "e".

Everyone's gay
they only talk about penises
I know a lot about everyone's penis I wish I really didn't know.

What ticket?

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the support ticket
with guildwars 2 stuff

The e isn't marked out.

pufferfish have no chill

There is.
The nd and r are all that's marked out.

Age is just a number

KyoAni sucks.

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I feel like I forgot something very important

No, he's a lesbian.
Because real lesbians have penises and aren't just heterosexual dudes with a fetish.

THERE IS AN E THERE

HELLO??????

Holy shit this is amazing

IT IS CROSSED OUT. I KNOW THE E IS THERE.

Yeah. The entire guild was given a 2 week ban and three strikes. If anyone reports them for anything else they're perma banned.

You think I actually know where that picture comes from?

Sounds like you've got some problems
But then again almost everyone on here has some sort of problem or needs serious help

Lmao how about you quit being such a slut and quit talking about my schlong

KyoAni is alright
you take that back
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

real females are irrelevant

THERE IS NO "E" IN THE WORD MADE AFTER CROSSING OUT THE OTHER LETTERS.

The e isn't marked out. The line is just at the same height.
Just spam the scroll wheel to zoom in on the image. It'll show there's a very minute break in the strikeout.

Right, drunk enough, time to play SS13; see you later

Anime is all garbage anyways so you really are better for not knowing.

It is not crossed out. The line in the 'e' just happens to be on the same level as the cross out line.

woffee

That's crazy...how many people is that?

Anime is pretty garbage.

Lawyer told me I'm essentially guaranteed disability because I have a suicide attempt on record. Neat, or should I say, NEET

upon further inspection tsuchi and test are indeed correct, apologies madams.

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that is indeed what I did do

Are you that fucking useless you can't even properly end your life?

Pathetic.

Some CSI shit going on here.

Just type anime tiddies and get better results than watching it anyways.

KiMi MaL MüLk PeŞiNdE.. KiMi ŞaN ŞöHrET.. BiLmİyOrLaRkİ AzRaİL HePsİnİn PeŞiNdE...

I guess so. True enough.

MAN
OF
CHARACTER

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That guy on the far left really has the gay hipster look down pat.

The odds of dying from a medication overdose is literally 2%

I wasn't exactly trying really hard

I'm unironically watching that at the moment on the Cloo channel.
It's from the early seasons from 2001.

He's just a leech who's too lazy to even work a minimum wage job.

Draw anime tiddies with a self insert OC DONUT STEEL and post it on deviantart.

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then its not really a suicide attempt huh

ITS SO CUTE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

It was an attention attempt.

He also has a suicide attempt by not wearing a seat belt.

About 16 people.

Lmao how about you quit being such a lil bitch every time someone snaps back the same way you snap at them?

I probably could.

Guys, I'm going to try to kill myself through a means that probably can't kill me.

Give me attention so I can feel good about getting on to disability.

I sometimes wonder what it would be like to gun down a terrorist with a fully automatic shotgun

Nobody raises their kids right these days

try to shoot an automatic shotgun first

The latter half of that wasn't sincere.
Just draw anime tiddies.

I think I look the most hipster out of them all

How about you mix your alcohol with Ambien like real men do

Then again who would hire that thing?
You'd lose your appetite looking at him while ordering your food

Maybe if being a Scarecrow was an actual job business would be booming

No

Cause I like it when you snap back at me and give me sass
It really gets me going

ne ne soto-san should i one up this guy and have a successful attempt

I want my first practice target to be test wearing a skirt.

"hes so fat and ugly"

LOL

I sometimes wonder what it would be like to gun down a terrorist with a .50 beowulf on full auto.

Please don't

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d-did you really t-think i smelled nice

you smelled normal.

Shit, roasted.

Many of them were adults.

You'd shoot your eye out, kid.

You smelled awful.

Don't call other people "kid" when you look like you're 14 without your beard. NIGGER

It's not that. There's always been dickheads lmao
the only difference is the internet gives them a platform without parental supervision or any moral code

o-okay.

You didn';t even have to pay 5 dollars. Must be better than cocaine. I guess you would know, right?

you wouldnt know how i smelled you fuckin recluse

I grew my beard back. So I can call you whatever I want.

Hot.

checked

theyll learn when they actually get police at their door for whatever stupid shit they pull next

post beard pic

Lmfao fucking Missy dude
She's really cool
Doesn't drink at all but smokes at least an ounce a day
She's a weed wizard

Nah, just post nudes

True story

I did

Though to be fair my nose was so gg'd and all I smelled was chemicals

Cocaine?
Yeah dude, I love that shit

I am not a recluse, I'm social and outgoing.

Lurking should be illegal.

soto stop doing coke

you WILL die

Soto do more coke.

Secret Weapons: you added me a few days ago and haven't said much :p
Secret Weapons: ??????????
Soto: hmm?
Secret Weapons: why did you add me
Soto: Why did you send me a request?
Soto: I just accept shit, I dont worry about who it is
Secret Weapons: I did not
Secret Weapons is now Offline.

Quality conversations with 10X

I do it like once every 5 or 6 months now
Its expensive you nigger

I actually just got in ^^

I KNOW IT IS EXPENSIVE, stop doing it.

darwin come out of the shadows and lambaste your bitch for that comma splice

More than likely. If they continue it may just come to that.

edgy xd
screams waste of money tbh

he just wants friends

nice nice

that is fair

thank you either way

Oh, okay.
I'll accept that.

I wonder if post-game will let me rename people.

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One of your new games?

I mostly just stick to weed and have cut down on drinking quite alot

I'm getting old dude

lol bitch at least I dress nicely unlike you

poor 10X

what the fuck? are you just barely 24 or something?

Dragon Quest Builders

I'm pmuch done the first island, just reinforcing my walls before I call the region boss.

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Yeah but still
Alcohol does take its toll on the human body

lol why do you have this pic saved?

Buddy you ain't even seen what I dress like besides that one picture. And if you consider dressing like an uptight discount tool "nice" then yeah, you dress up really nice.

Do you think it was worth the money so far?

Why not

if you're getting black out drunk then yeah I can see why your liver being poisoned would make you age faster but you're just barely 24 so shut the fuck up you giant fucking pussy and learn some self restraint

Harry best boy

OH SHIT NEW CHAPTER?

Oh come on, everyone knows Im a huge tool

I only dress this way just to fuck dumb broads or self conscious/low self esteem nerdy chicks like yourself

I was getting blackout drunk like 2 to 3 times a week back in 2015 lmao

git gud

Reminds me of my imouto lol
shes a fan

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im only pretending to be retarded

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Back, someone pulled a Bane and blew up the escape pod.

That isn't going away.

im actually retarterd

Yes.

The only thing I haven't super liked so far is no multiplayer, but I kind of understand it.

Maybe if they make a second one.

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Subaru would be a Soul Level 1 Deprived, ie useless.

Lol great pic

Nope no new chapters

Did she have a nice Christmas?

Oh great ^^ What about the touhou RPG? Did you get a chance to play that?

I need something to do with my newfound drunk powers.

Something about games and people, any ideas?

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Gross. You're implying I have low self esteem. I'm sure feeding off of people who feel lowly just make you feel great. I knew you were a degen soto but i never quite figured the extent it was. xd

If Oobles is rebuking Soto this savagely, I would love to see their rebukes of Luka.

You haven't seen me blow Luka's spot up before?

Pretty much.
He made the whole thing really hard to watch.

Ikr
There is enough to make a whole folder of these...UNFORTUNATELY.

Not yet.
I've been saying I'd do it after I finish the first island, lol.

I will try to think of it as affectionate.

Fixed version of yours

You've called him a leech and lament that your taxed income pays for him.

Good for you.

FART SQUIRREL

If you really want completion to Rem/Subaru there's like 3-4 chapters of the text dedicated to them running off and having children, it's super cute

No rush if you're enjoying it that much
I can'ttt wait until I can go on my PC again

teehee

Then we can cyber play more Boy'sLove2 !

woffee and hastries

It won't be the same
I didn't like him since the get go and I didn't really even want them to be together, his only quality is that he's entertaining. I want someone better for best girl. He didn't even have the decency to jump off a cliff, respawn and be more polite next time.

And mid tried so hard too

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same guy?

yus

Holy shit Reina

Jesus Christ that's horrific.

No one would does this.
It isn't even cute.
It doesn't make sense.

I want to swim in lulu

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Reina best girl tho

felis

Jesus.

The final state of Cantlin before I summon the boss.

It's been fun making this place.

What character is that?

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ikt

have you ever had bakkwa

I prefer pets.

but have you ever tried it

tf is bakwa

Holy shit that's racist you fuck

IM ASKING BECAUSE I WANT TO TRY IT

do not do bad things

Holy shit ask me if I eat sushi all the time with kim chi and cat or dog too.

its just asian beef jerky.

do you eat cats and dogs too

Do you?

i eat sushi all the time
why don't you

lmao

Do you put fish sauce on everything?

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I went to pick up some medical records and...

and this is just one hospital

sushi da fuckin best. go out for sushi at least once a month

oops
i thought i had removed it

did you see the second part of the trip when you decided to use it

Witcher 3 is pretty ballin
Thanks Mordin

I'm getting that tmrw I can't wait

He'd never call his yuri~ girlfriend's penis a wang. That'd be too crass.

They're just 'freinds'

nice wang

[DISTANT CACKLING]

lucy made it and i showed it to luka

Afraid I'll be overwhelmed, there's SO MUCH SHIT TO DO FUCK

Yeah I like it a lot. Especially the velen stuff. it can get a bit more wordy later on but all in all I think it's a great game.

Apparently, uh..
apparently I did pretty shite.

I did kill one of the dragons, for what that's worth.

I got overwhelmed and went back to driving with some dude shouting directions in my ear again.

I wonder if they get in Discord calls when they play League as Luka just sits there listening to him talk for hours while never saying anything.

bunny thread is good thread. not as good as burd thread but is good thread. I approve.

I don't rly like RPGs but this game looks awesome and lots of my friends have it and say it's great

Alright, it's a date

Finale today!
In fact it's already out

Uhh, might have to find another game bub

you dont know how to drive?

mm ok

what do you think about beef jerky

neither of them talk
so either they listen to each other rustling or they just type

I watched it as soon as it was avails ^^

Onto Flip Flappers now but I'm kinda weirded out.

That is legitimately disturbing.

thats not the point of the game

but ive driven those roads too much so i know them by heart anyways

Disregard physics and reality and you'll have a better time

Did you read the description before watching? Episode 1 is so SO weird without context, especially after watching very down to earth Hibike2.

Btw, you got Cyberpunk, but I was in a cyberchav sort of mood and saw there is a whole new market for the stuff; googled that shit and it came up with no images. The best I could do was 'Technogrognik' and that's a bit too russian for my tastes.

I want glow in the dark adidas.
Scousers in epidermal armor.
Chiptune EDM whilst screaming 'Calm Down Kidda' in a banged out mini.
Cocaine in the form of an asthma inhaler.

i'm bi anyway
we have jerky here, but i hate how it feels to chew it

oh ok idc go suck some

I know but I think I will like this one... I only really played a couple RPGs before anyway

oh its another game

relatively tame tho

what does being bi have to do with anything vy

what about the taste

VULGAR

Does Witcher 3 play good with a controller?

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Oh no, not really
I go into things with like 0 expectations

it plays spectacularly with one. in fact it's the best method to play in my opinion.

Did you see my score in Cantlin? :^)

the wang thing

time for me to strap in and enjoy the ride, then

good, time to put this massive tv to use for the while

sweet, I was gonna get it for ps4 so it's nice to hear it plays well with controller

oh its another snarky response

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Why does every fake girl/tranny just seem to be "I'm going to stick my lesbian penis in girls because I'm a real girl irl btw way"?

I can see why people don't want them in women's bathrooms.

I wanna snarky response emily

calmdownkidder.com/records/

Sorry I was playing poker, I just saw it now
Is that only the first town?
The game looks super cute

yas!

how big is massive?

so you're telling me

you know luka is a guy
and you encourage him to pretend to be a girl online

99% OF THE FUCKING TRANNIES HERE ARE EXACTLY LIKE THAT

LIKE

WHY DO YOU HAVE TO CONTRIBUTE TO THAT FUCKED UP STATUS QUO

But you're actually not bad.

You have a most curious facination with other peoples lady penis gilligan.

it's all jokes fam

I know I'm not a real girl I just do what makes me comfortable and happen to still be attracted to girls

42"

Doesn't the first Witcher have the Dragon Age problem of the interface for the inventory being unnavigable with a controller?

They just seem more to be freaks with fetishes than anything respectable.

this is not incentive to tell less lies I hope you know

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas

I'm the worst emily. I wanna snarky reply you all night long. I'm such a degenerate.

Check out Dude Flex and yo see what I mean.

I take offense to this.

I don't really intend to stick my lesbian penis in anything.

That is just the first town.
I'll go back for the challenge stuff later.

You can apparently share creations with people too, in the non-story mode island thingu.

I was exploring it randomly just to see what it'd be like and was getting worried that it'd be really boring and basically just minecraft with a DQ skin and different control systems, but apparently random ass people can join the island.

I had a bunicorn join me before I left.

I have not played that one so I wouldn't know, but I'm sure if that's what you've heard then it's correct. my brother told me to straight up skip the first one because it's nearly unplayable, so I started with the witcher 2 and loved it to death.

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You're also just a regular dude that's never transitioned or done anything to. More of just a Luka that acknowledges they're male.

nop, i don't think she is one
and i don't use that part of me or do much of anything sexual, grim

As far as you should know.

But you're posting burd

nnot massive >.>

same size as my tv, maybe more like medium/large

you should need incentive to be truthful!

What if I told you I have Luka's complete dox and family tree

with 100% confirmation he is a male

would you refuse to believe me

shouldn't >.>

Probably until you provided it.
It is a bit of a tall claim.

what about it?

I'm always truthful

It's been five years that I've known you and you haven't yet.
You just want the validation of people saying you're a girl without ever working or doing anything for it.

I post the truth and get no response

it's like you guys like me memeing on you

Wait you didn't make the whole town from scratch right?

i wish it'd hurry up and snow here

Yes kidder

Ah yes we have a bigger one downstairs but for my room this thing is too big to be really practical.

Eh nvm *pat*

I'd get banned for that lol

pat me more

It's 78 degrees here according to my phone.

"It's been five years so I know everything about you."

That is literally what you sound like right now.

There were some outlines that I used as a basis at the beginning.
But at the end I'd torn those down and moved everything around in the lot.

I mean.
If you posted them somewhere public, yes.

I know it feels huge tho

It takes up like half my bedroom wall

don't be a trouble maker >.>

Keep patting in moderation.

Then please, by what metric are you a girl or trans?

but I want more

please end my suffering

A bigger room would go nicely with the TV.

Okai you get pats before I head to bed

*patting intensifies*

Nighto!

I like heliflaps more than planes though

We chose our respective hells.

i don't feel too interested in shady stuff like this

I'll take some of those degrees if you guys don't want them

No, no, don't stop.
i find it humorous that you don't acknowledge people can have lives without talking about it.

goodnight emily. sleep tight

strawpoll.me/11978526

And the next one is gonna be even bigger?

sounds like someone else I know

all I'm going to say is that luka shares his name with a british cross country skiier born in the same year as him

depends if it's acute retardation or chronic

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And yet you're still avoiding answering it. Because the only thing that makes you a "girl" is you saying you are. Which counts for nothing.

like who

say it

I understand now

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They're probably not acting.

it was me !

Also, the reason I avoid answering is the same reason as to why I refuse to answer what I do professionally besides just "I'm a caretaker."

So, like.
Figure it out.

And my Dad..

Easy enough for a girl to pretend to be one

Well based off the only pictures I've seen of Rin.

hes totally a girl and has a female penis

oh, cool

hey subtle, do you work at all?

or are you in school fulltime

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You can't stop being a guy.

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i did not choose this

I'm a girl though.

I think we should respect each other's life decisions as long as they don't impose on our own or people's that we love

altighty then

then it's not pretending, noob

Same.

SKIRT?

"Lel I've seen a 4 year old picture of you therefore that is you now."

That isn't how this works, love.
4 years is a long time.

same

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Skirt

Sure it is. It's what I do all the time.

what if I told you I actually do have a job

This is the closes "I agree" I have of coffee girl, so please accept it.

We know Darla.

My powers only activate after Darla's.

If you know literally a singular female, then people that just claim to be a girl is insulting to them.

thanks for approving of me and my sister's relationship

I'd have to if my parents didn't pay my rent, but yeah school full time
In high-school I worked as a paper boy for a year then in college I was a lifeguard for 2 years if that counts for anything

Getting semantic satiation for "school" right now, what a weird word

4 years of just thinking you're a girl doesn't change anything.

I think I've seen this, are you, like, on a porch and wearing a robe or housecoat typa thing?

sounds fun tbh

Tsuchi's arguments this thread are sub par; almost makes certain posters seem more capable.

Nope.

good

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I think people who regularly instigate without providing any content of worth should just extricate themselves from life...

There is no argument.
You are legitimately saying "u dun kno" to everything without asserting anything. By what metric are you even trans or a girl barring you simply stating you are?

That.

I have XX chromosomes and REAL female sex and reproductive organs.

You can't prove me wrong.

You're really fucked up

I accept your love with open arms

waiting

lmao
see if it was like
I have as female friend who is lesbian right
and then a "lesbian tranny" starts hitting on her, making her uncomfortable, or god forbid taking advantage of her ignorance

then we'd have a problem

but this online stuff is harmless

so far

interesting to say the least my boy

Half of it is to remind myself as well

:3c

But the burden of truth is on you because you are making the assertion

I forgot to eat my pastries yesterday I fell asleep

Thats Diabetes

Shut up, Luke, you fucking bigoted, sexist motherfucker.

what did i do?

did you leave them out on the table

god forbid they went stale

I'm not even.
I'm telling you your arguments are flawed while avoiding answering your question, because honestly I just don't want to answer you.

Just admit you could be wrong and leave it there, because, again, four years is a long time.

Self-identification is the only metric you need to be transgender, no?
If someone tells you they're trans you can't dispute, it's not your decision to make

Are you serious

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The truth is out there.

pls show o.o

is this really the place for structured, formal argumentation?

nononno I put them in the fridge

I hope not diabetes would be awful

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pastries safe

all is well

make sure to warm them in the toaster/oven for best taste

Tumblr doesn't get to say how gender works.

ooooooppss

I wish that was my 1st world problem.

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That you?

I'd really rather not.

Fatigue is one of the most common disabling diabetes symptoms.

I don't have a right to expression?

If Neru does not want to have diabetes, who are you to tell her differently, you PIG.

That's not how it works.

No. A clinical diagnosis is required to be trans. Otherwise, everyone is everything because they fucking say so.

but I feel sleepy all teh time

Ido not like warm pastries too much they get so goopy

let me find it

You know people can have justifications and not voice them?
Yea?
Okay, good, glad we're clear.

OH That's where I saw the Luke name
Pretty sure that's who I found on Facebook

mods

Yeah that does sound very good to me.

Do your best.

Actually, know what?

Don't answer that blatant rhetoric.

You're just going to go retarded over it anyway.

I had a dream I was fighting terrorism in Africa with an Apache attack helicopter but like a futuristic heavier version. The way I flew it was like me holding it in my hands like it was a toy and swooped it around the small cities. I forgot how I got there but it was an accident. And something to do with a bowl of cereal and salami stick.
I was going to be in the cobra but I had a fight with another pilot about who flies and who shoots. So I told him to get lost and got myself the better one. The general wanted to take a selfie of my holding the helicopter before I ran around the town shooting everything and saving the base.

You are still just avoiding literally everything.

Holy shit, just stop replying.

If a gay guy is crazy about trannies does that make him bi or is he still gay because they have dicks

what about when they have the surgery

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disappoint, I bet ur cute

Uhhh, yes this is me? I suppose?

it's just cause sooshi is cranky, they get so annoying when they start going off about trans stuff

Are you asking for a "friend"? ;3

Yeah, that's how it works.

Trannies are still guys so its gay.

yes ur gay

I'mma go back to my game, I'll be in DMs.

Yes.
I literally said that I do that about all aspects of my life.

Not remarkably, no.

Fuck his sexuality.
I fap to vore and I'm still a fucking weirdo.

Everyone is gay.

Everyone here, everyone everywhere. Me, you.

new thread

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I think at that point you should stop caring about labels

Vore? Really?

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A person doesn't change just 'cause they got a diagnosis

I think it makes him bi, or at least not purely gay

gender is a social construct

ahaa heliflaps are pretty dank

There is a new thread